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I know we all talk about when AI says something so completely out of character that it ruins the entire conversation, but can we talk about when the AI says something so in character that you have to set the phone down? And just like- process? And suddenly you need to script that shit in because how could the character not say that?
#because I said oh my god#and this motherfucker#this motherfucker pulls up with god has nothing to do with this#I was and am not okay#reality shifting#shifting motivation#shiftblr#shifting antis dni#desired reality#shifters#shiftinconsciousness#shifting blog#shifting community#shifting diary#cai
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Listen say what you will about capitalist hellscapes but there's something about getting a gift from someone that let's you know they GET you and it's so nice
#my brother this year#got me a gift that made me cry#i listen to this band that no one knows#irish jazz punk stuff#ive been obsessed for years#i asked my brother to get their vinyl or my fave album for christmas#and this motherfucker#REACHES OUT TO THE BAND ON IG#and was like hey my sister adores you any chance you could sign something for her#and they were like awww sibling love of course#so i got the vinyl and a handwritten note and a shirt and a promise for tickets if they ever get out of the UK#i should note this is on top of him getting me#a couple of books from the banned book list#and a stocking#and his gf got me a gorgeous purse#they won christmas#the bastards
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
#the elf talks#epic spoilers#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#metal as fuck and understandable tbh#Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker
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BITCHASS MF I'M TRYIN TO SLEEP!
GO BOTHER A FUCKING BIOLOGY MAJOR
#Spider#biology#i'm killing myself#And this motherfucker#HE CAME INTO MY HOUSE TRIED TO EAT MY FOOD AND IS NOW ATTEMPTING TO MAKE MOVE ON MY BED#THIS BITCH#shitpost
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Cute Marvel Snap animation
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#marvel snap#marvel#poolverine#that's their ship name right??? idk#heart eyes motherfucker#i feel like the image quality got fucked upon uploading but oh well#deadpoolian
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#pronouns motherfucker do you have them#oy vey the melodrama#conservatives want to be crushed under a giant boot don't they
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(Nov. 29)
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Ithaca saga my beloved
#ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#penelope#odysseus of ithaca#LOOK AT THESE DESPERATE MOTHERFUCKERS#CLINGING TO EACHOTHER AT LAST BECAUSE THE ONE THEY FINALLY WAITED FOR IS BACK AT LAST
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I'm proud of you for making it through today to this point.
There are 1461 days left until someone else is in office. There are 208 weeks until someone else is in office.
We will take them one at a time, together. Team cockroach.
#do not go gentle into that good night#be a bit of a bitch about it#all the nice queers are gone it's just us cockroach motherfuckers left#encouragement
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lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”
solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”
lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”
solas: “…”
solas: “i see you are a mage”
lavellan: “uh huh”
solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”
#no this is real dialogue that happened#what 2000 years of no pussy does to a motherfucker#dragon age#solas#solavellan
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i love how we were scared theyd go full hetero for wicked but the movie turned out to be gayer than the play, and then the deleted scenes come out and it turns out it couldve been gayer somehow.
#gelphie#wicked#like what the hell was that#everyone cheered how gay yhe movie was and then bam#surprise motherfuckers they were gayer than u thought#and the adlibs were from the captain herself professor yuriana grande phd
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hi tumblr i know this isn't my regularly scheduled fandom content but it IS bones and i know for sure there are some bone appreciators amongst the crowd so i thought it could be fun to share anyways
#my art#what do i even tag regular art as askfjsdf#bones#?#(we do bones motherfucker)#not tlt#anyways this is like my youtube banner and stuff atm
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The nightmares.
#dawg i have... so many ford posts that i need to get through/hj#love when my brain focuses on one motherfucker its so fun#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#kinda
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