#and this mf couldnt stop calling me

[skitskatdacat63]

Time to go be designated driver for my brother and friends, this should be fun...as always...

[powderseas]

girl help the amount of bramblestar defenders in the comments of your lonesome love pmv are driving me up the wall

mfs won't even give an in-text example of squilf """"abusing""""" bramble, they literally just keep repeating "b-b-but squilf was abusive to bramblestar too!!" without even offering a crumb of text to add some credibility

but other than that your squilf design is top tier and all hail squirrelstar

I JUST TWEETED ABT THIS SITUATION IT DRIVES ME MAD?????

im a people pleaser so i dont wanna start a conflict BUT IM TRYING SO HARD TO STOP MYSELF FROM REPLYING TO ALL THE COMMENTS CUZ I KNOW I WILL GET CARRIED AWAY AND START A WHOLE DEBATE....

squilf was making brambleclaw jealous by using ashfur -> bramble literally pushed squilf away when she talked about her concerns abt hawkfrost (THAT CONFIRMED TO BE RIGHT) so she started to hang out with other cats including ashfur, if anything all bramble and squilf did up until that point was argue about stuff so it was natural for squilf to wanna hang out with other cats. she also literally stopped talking to ashfur when he started to baby her instead of treating her like a normal cat

she lied to brambleclaw about the kits -> she literally had to???? she said multiple times that she didnt wanted to take the kits cuz she couldnt lie to brambleclaw until starclan lied to her abt being infertile. do ppl actually think that squilf would trust a cat who starts an argument whenever she speaks up abt anything?? especially a topic that is controversial such as halfclan kits??

she was jealous about bramblestar and jessy -> so?? its normal to be jealous after a breakup its called having a character.... and she literally got over it in the end of the book

[sanjisblackasswife]

okay i want your opinion: how do you think would sanji know that he fell in love for real? and zoro? i think zoro wouldn't know until someone tell him

How Sanji & Zoro Know They Fell in Love

Edit: yeah this will be considered a drabble💀

Its pathetic how much ive thought about this

Im going to give a half assed answer because im half sleep rn while working

So first off I genuinely believe how he acted towards Viola is like the closest we ever got to how he’d probably act if he were in a relationship.

And i also I think Sanji would not fully acknowledge his stronger feeling to said person until he catches his change of demeanor. Because i think he knows in the back of his mind that he does has a DEEP LOVE for women, but he isnt IN love with any of them yk? He may have thought he was with a couple women (hell i can even add Nami possibly) but those feelings subsided when he found a new woman in his path.

I believe a fine example on how he’d probably truly fall in love w a woman would be having a deep late night conversation. Mind u him and said person would have been probably friends for a cool minute, they know each other by this point. And in this conversation there is No lustful gazes, no blood, just like raw one on one time. She’s maintaining eye contact, she is patient with him as he speaks, etcetc

I do also think it would be a new feeling for him and that girl would intimidate him in a way he is more cautious with his actions around her. And im not going to say Sanji will stop bleeding and go on to have his fits with other women no but i do think when he is around the girl it’s like a switch hits.

Basically the mf turns into Mr. Prince and its hot🧍🏾‍♀️

I also believe he would ask her out eventually but it would take some mental preparation and reassurance somehow that she feels the same feelings because he has been rejected by many women but this one he just couldnt bare.

Now as for Booty Hunter Zoro..

Denial.

Denial

Denial

Absolute denial

He does not want to believe it. He cannot believe it and he wont.

Doesnt matter how much he thinks about u, is subconsciously near u, how he always have a strong urge to pull you to the side just to be alone with you. He will give every excuse in the book before he admits he is in love.

He finds no use for it, he would use excuses like “Love would slow me down” or some bs like that. But then after a few years he begins to get frustrated because now he may be wrong. He may just be wrong about not being in love

The warm feeling he has when he is in ur presence

The way how he remembers the small things about you

The way how even when he gets lost he will always happen to FIND YOU

He even picks up some of ur mannerisms and HE HATES IT SM. He may even act colder towards u for it. He doesnt mean it he is just confused on these new emotions he has never experienced and the poor idiot dont know how to express his feelings all that well so if you ask about why he has been avoiding u he will get defensive.

It doesnt diminish his feelings for u tho u just have to take ur time with him, approach him, talk to him. And if u happen to put two and two together and call him out of his BS he maybe JUST MAYBEEEE be willing to open himself up to a chance of being in love

Idk tho.🧍🏾‍♀️

Half assed answer but i hope u understand what i was trynna say

[tacagen]

rating thawne's deaths on a 10 point scale

snapped neck: 6/10. ok. not good, not bad, well-deserved, timeless, impactful. i love the way thawne is still complaining about that one though.

flashpoint: 9/10. imagine becoming a living paradox and proceeding to rant about how your speedster nemesis cant hurt you now (very normal way to put it btw.) only to be pierced by a fucking sword. dumb and classic, all good here.

the button: 100/10 THE DUMBEST DEATH OF THEM ALL AND MY ALL TIME FAVORITE. also a classic, imagine being told multiple times that youre going to die and fucking carry on like youre the Smartest here and nothing could ever happen to you and actually ima adopt you barry. thawne's character at its finest.

running scared: 8/10. not bad. ironic last words and 'on my life i swear' about the promise he intended to break all along. once again, dead because he couldnt shut the fuck up and look around him. iris, my beautiful tired of thawne's shit queen, I STAN.

the flash cw season 1: 5/10. dont remember it much asides from being totally pointless as it has 0 effect on thawne's existence further and our beloved Genius of Time Travel, who can Calculate Every Single Timeline Consequence To His Actions revealing his fucking name to his ancestor and bullying him into murder by suicide.

legends of tomorrow season 2: 10/10. love this one. top 10 reverse-flash moments. my dude got together like 15 other versions of himself for each to do practically fucking nothing other than to group pose and die. an honorable mention: poor black flash who got called a monster just for trying to do his timeline protection job and who endured all of thawne's shit only for it to turn out completely pointless as well. then again if you think about it, everything that happens in cw is pointless.

the flash cw season 6: 2/10. does that even count as a death. makes zero fucking sense. 2 points only for thawne being a total loser and resembling negaduck's 'crisis on infinite darkwings' death.

suicude squad: hell to pay: 10/10. i gave this 10 points already just for his last words 'fuck my life'. again, DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHICH GETS HIM KILLED. thawne believing in the afterlife in the first place feels out of character to me though.

finish line: 0/10. it was very hard to waste a character like that without even realizing it AFTER WRITING HIM WITH SUCH A DEEP UNDERSTANDING BEFORE but you've done it, williamson ⭐

legends of tomorrow season 7: 7/10. very balanced death, little bit of thawne having zero fucking braincells, little bit of meaning. not even complaining about the concept, silly little domesticated rat doing his silly little job of preserving the timeline. i approve.

jurassic league: 10/10. first i suggest we just stop and think for a moment about the fact that we got a DINOSAUR THAWNE in a list of deaths. second THIS PREHISTORIC DUMPLING GOT FUCKING EATEN. third insert an extinction pun. perfect understanding of thawne being a fucking joke of a character and meme potential.

flashpoint beyond: 12/10. did NOTHING in the plot. meant NOTHING for the plot. just spawned as a corpse and looked pretty in the morgue (10 points already purely for The Page) and i respect that. 1 more point for the button encore and another to martha wayne. thank you for your service queen, we'll never forget your impact on this one.

knight terrors: the flash: 8/10. this mf lasted exactly 3 pages. neat but a bit sad if you think about it. not only got killed unprovokedly but his precious museum he just tried to protect got damaged as well. didnt even get to finish neither the tour or his point about barry not being able to wake up (again, only tried to help in a way by that?). also i like the way he's once again a creation of barry's subconsciousness acting suspiciously fruity.

[r4vn]

MAJORRR GIRL TALK UPDATE +18:

................... 😏 teehee

BUCKLE THE FUCK UP GUYS.

sssssssssoooooooooooooo

he came over last weekend 😏

i kissed him first 😏😏

....things happened 😏😏😏😏

LMDAOAOAODJSIFBEBRBE THIS IS CRAZY. guys...first i was looking st his tattoos trying to make small convo bc im SO NERVOUS..we are discussing tattoos and i discuss mine (im tatted yup (i have 2 lol)) ...tension just BUILDINGGG..so we lay down bc im so nervous ...i kissed him first right... then i started rambling how i said i was gonna kiss him first, he shuts me up by kissing me again and making out with me!! @($;#*%;÷*÷kwbdkwdbwodbd AGHHH

also, before i kissed him, during everyfhing, and after. i was TERRIBLY FLUSTERED. LIKE I COULDNT LOOK AT HIM..WE TOOK SMALL 30SEC BREAKS BC I'D GET OVERWHELMED..HE WAS SSOO PATIENT WITH ME.

anyways i climb ontop of him and im kissing him, my long beautiful majestic curly hair keeps getting in the way so i couldnt help but laugh and pull away, still flustered as shit. im sitting ontop of him now, I LOOK AWAY, ANYWHERE BUT HIM. like i said he is being so patient with me telling me its okay and im okay

(throughout these small steamy moments he takes like 2-3phone calls and steps out bc his friend is having a crisis. in the end he stayed with me, and left to see his friend after and kept me updated on that. his fren is okay :D)

so after he comes back from taking the phone call, we are talkin abt his friend, im asking if he needs to leave, he says no, he is massaging my foot rn..and then asks "are you ticklish?" and im like 🧍‍♂️ "do you have intentions of tickling me?" and as soon as he begins to tickle my feet im like "i will kick you in your sternum." and he laughs (im so real and funny) he lays next to me, idfk what im talking about i was probably rambling amd he shuts me up again with making out with me again. to give perspective: im laying on my back and he is laying on his shoulder/side? he leans over me so i wrap one hand over his shoulder and the other under his arm to grip his shoulder..errughgkkgjgjgg

his HAND...DIPS IN BETWEEN MY LEGS GUYS..GGUUYYYYSSSS....HE GOES LAYER BY LAYER. IM STRUGGLING TO KISS HIM AND HE IS GOING FROM MY PJ SHORTS, TO MY UNDERWEAR, TO ME....guys im a melted mess under this man faces close, panting, steamy...guys he has such a nice smile and yk what he does?? whisper "talk to me.." with the slightest smile on his mouth as im literally whimpering and mewing his name. i say "i..i cant." and he then SAYS "why?" WITH THAT HINT OF AMUSEMENT...IM SICCCKKK. he has such a nice voice guys..for my praise kink im SO serious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭!!!!

that goes on for a bit, we stop..he goes to lick his fingers and im like N O...wash your hands..he listens (like a good boy lol) he comes back..LAYS DOWN ON HIS STOMACH WITH THAT PRETTY ASS GRIN..SLOWLY TAKES OFF MY BOTTOMS AND DIVES IN!! SO SERIOUS YALL!!! as im squirming in pleasure..i distinctly remember hyperfixating on how his tattoed arms secured my thighs and his hands did too....I AM A CAT IN HEAT GUYS. I CANT. I CAAAAANNTTTTTT. (im literally ovulating rn i need him now so mf bad)

we take a tiny break bc ..overwhelmed and flustered again (this isnt very nonchalant man eater raven of me guys ik) i say something about continuing..and he's like "you want me to fuck you?" and i was like "i want you to ask me. for permission" I HAD TO INSERT DOMINANCE I WAS LOSING SO BAD. so he asks lol. "can i fuck you?" "go on.." "...please?" and i smile and nod. he chuckles and slides between my thighs. and FIRST THRUST he grazes my cervix. im like WAIT A MIN..HOLLON..WAIT..WAIT.......BC ONLT 1 GUY COULD REACH MY CERVIX AND THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME LAST YR (yes guys i lost my v-card at 18 im still very new to this field)..so im like slightly shook. and i ask him to go slow in missionary. he does, im like a whimpering panting mess. i feel his arm shaking and i ask him if he is okay. i asked my guy friend days later and he is like "bro is in pure ecstasy and is basically doing a plank position yes he is going to tremble a little" so i was like ahhhh understandable. so anyways he says yes but then i ask "can i get on top?" and he is like sure. i get on top and ngl guys..couple strokes in he did finish PFFT I GOT THAT MEOW MEOWW AHAHAHA. i dont necessarily care if a guy finishes fast (unless its like 10secs in then we needa talk man) but the ENTIRE night was full of pleasure and tension so i was satisfied. he tapped my thigh and i asked if he was okay and he chuckles saying "im about to cum" and im like oh lemme continue then to finish you off! LOL we finish and clean up and he gives me the best hug ive had in a while omfggnfnfnjffjfjfn UGH...And then leaves the end ! lol...so i'd like to say my fling and I are well!! LOLLLL....probably goimg to see him this weekend wink wonk ;)

[alukaforyou]

hooooly fcking shit i have to tell yall smth nuts, WARNING there r semi detailed mentions AND A PIC of HUGE SYRINGES / NEEDLES

oookay so last month nyc got a heat wave and it was SO hot i was a sweaty gorl and not happy abt it, like hate summer too?? and then i remembered watching korean tv and these celebs were talking abt how they got underarm BOTOX cuz that stops you from sweating??? and i was like huh should i try that? but after doing some research, its not permanent. like hello im not gonna spend $ and have needles in my PITS for it to last a few months u kno?? but then i found this laser thing called miradry which is permanent, like its mainly used to treat hyperhydrosis which i dont even have so i thought the results would be stellar for regular ol' me right?? and they make it sound soo painless like "u can do it in ur lunchbreak and go back to work!" bruh u absolutely cannot go back to work after this LMFAO so i went to this veteran nyc med dude to do it today and HOLY SHIT IT HURT LIKE A MF-ER LIKE ACTUALLY WTF

so before they can go in w the laser they have to numb ur whole ass pit by injecting numbing fluid(?) which also protects ur nerves ok got it. i was expecting like. a normal shot right? hell no. so first i think they prelim numb u with a normal syringe shot business it was fine. BUT THEN THEY TAKE OUT THIS SHIT?

i swear to GOD it was the biggest mfing syringe i have ever seen in my LIFE i wish i took a pic so u guys can believe me, the needle was THICK AS FCK and also like TWICE as long as the pic above like for real it was at least a 4 inch needle i wish i was exaggerating but it was comically long & big i was like what the f? obvs i couldnt SEE what was going on but it FELT LIKE the whole 4 inches was going INTO my skin over and over again cuz u have to inject that fluid all over everywhere it was sooo crazy, the doc was basically f*king my armpits with this needle, AND!!!!! THEY PUT 3 FRICKIN SYRINGES WORTH OF FLUID!!! ON EACH SIDE??? HELLOOOO!!!!!!! from a scale of 1 to 10 that was a solid 15 😐😐😐 the actual lasering part wasnt bad, it felt like a crazy hard pinch with HEAT in some parts but i was so taken aback by that needle action, the laser part was negligible. i was such a champ for it tho like didnt even bat an eye outwardly, the tech was like wow ur the first person i've done that didnt even flinch. yes i didnt show it naruto ninja style but that was nuts yall u guys rly Did That LOL

needless to say, since a FCKTON of fluid is in my damb PITS they are sooo swollen, like the upper inner arm, the pit itself, underneath it nxt to ur b00b its frickin whack over there 😐 like tell me how my armpits have jiggle physics. thats full of water babey!!!! oh my god they are sooo sore and painful kms the hubris of it all i shouldve been ok w a normal amount of sweat LOLOL like appropriate levels for the heat but dambbb i rly tried it🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀 yall there needs to be a disclaimer do NOT get this shit done UNLESS u ACTUALLY have excess sweating that is actively ruining ur daily life because rn it feels like my armpits are in LABOR :) i just paid 2.3k to torture myself, but since its done & all, i hope im an armpit-sweatless bitch for the rest of my life

[bumblydumbly]

Notes I took sometime between my 3-4 watch of s2 act 1

* When cait offers vi the badge and she gets mad i thout it was so funny like ok NOW the cop trauma comes in? Not when you cradled her to you?

* Jayce hitting Renni with a hammer and she just. Doesnt care.

* Also Vi literally hitting Renni with the weapon that murdered her son is. Pretty fucked up to say the least after telling Jayce to get over it when he killed him

* Mel fighting to keep hextech weapons from happening bc of what jayce said and then cait popping up in the council 3 seconds later dripped out with hextech weapons for her and her dogs is so fucking funny

* The way Jinx returned silco to the water. It was always the water for them. Was always going to be. Always will be

* The ‘have you had enough?’ And then the little tiny blue whisp burning away?

* The fucking look on sevikas face when smeech suggested giving up jinx. Like she hates that its her principle but it IS. Even if she doesnt often get along with her. (The thing is. Sevika is probably well aware that it was Jinx that killed silco. Maybe bc she never saw her after Silco died, maybe she just had a feeling. Still she chose loyalty. Chose Jinx)

* Baby blue?

* claggor likely only had one pair of goggles, which we know jinx had in her workshop, and at the table in the s1 finale. It being with her in the arcade plus knowing that his goggles, just like mylos doll, make them more likely to manifest to her (which could be why she listens to music so loudly in her workshop usually) implies that she intentionally brought claggor with her. Wanted him (a fellow tinker, if his connection to benzo and ekko were to imply anything) to talk to her while she built. She even wears them instead of her own. And then Vi took him. She took him while wearing a mask just like the ones they saw on the bridge and wearing piltover blue.

* ISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* The talk between sevika and jinx also? “Big baby couldnt do it himself”? The olive branch in that that just made sevika drop the bottle. Like she remembered then ‘right, hes her dad’ and all the fight leaves her. The unspoken ‘but I miss him’ when they complain. Understanding in grief. Its why she jumps when her own arm is waved in her face, bc she let her guard down

* You see Sevikas lip tremble but instead of crying she gets angry and throws a chair. Jinx doesnt even jump. You can see, now why jinx calls her an ogre (derogaffectonate).

* THE HIPSHOT OF SEVIKA FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS?!?! HER FUCKIN THIGHS TOOK UP THE WHOLE SCREEN BRO!!UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE

* Gonna be honest the Ekko Heimerdinger Jayce thing is cute

* Baby blue!!!

* The Fucking. Jinx and Sevika teamup is everything. For the girls.

* Sevika is soooooo yummy this season ✨😭😭

* Viktor. That’s all I have to say. There arent words

* ‘promise you wont change’ is craaaaazzzy bro that is the root of your problems currently btw. the whole going to jail for 9 years and expecting time to have frozen and everything (and everyone) to be the same as you left it, but everyone has the ability and the need to change, as is life

* Baby blue…

* Vi denying Jinx being her sister? Yah you deserve what’s coming to ya

* The fact that she agreed to flood the undercity with the grey is literally disgusting. Jinx should be denying you are her sister

* Despite all the sister denying they fought exactly like sisters do. Wasnt even a fight they was scrappin. Wrastlin.

* Cait biting Sevikas hand and she just smirks? Fuuuuuuuck

* is it gonna be whole thing that generally people from the undercity are just sturdier or is it just the ones who fight a lot bc its looking SO silly for piltover rn these mfs dont even need the mechsuits

* “It had to be you” or you could just kill me. Like shes been waiting for Vi to deliver justice unto her for an ACCIDENT its like reverse itachi and sasuke

* That fact that Vi went with “never thought [my sister] would orphan kids” only to be stopped from killing jinx by a fucking orphan like get outta hereeee 🤡����

* A kid from the undercity pointed a gun at Vi with fear and fire in their eyes, bc she’s become the very thing shes always hated. hilarious

* do you hear him, vi? Vanders ghost telling you that your fists dont fix problems they just make more of them?

* Jinx protecting Isha with her body and then Sevika protecting Jinx. Killing myself

* “I wasnt going to miss!” Oh so you meant to shoot jinx in the finger okok

* Wow vi how is that cop pussy you chose over your sister btw? Love loses ig

* And all the kids looking at the rainbow smoke? Knowing it was the undercity who did it? This seems to be foreshadowing something methinks

* crazy how Ambessa is arguably doing this for her family but shes so caught up in warmongering that she has no clue when her daughter gets abducted

* Medardas and forcing a rich rando into positions of power…2!

* The way Ambessa elected cait a dictator and then refers to her as a child anyway. The complex communications going on in their eye contact. That cait can see it, knows Ambessa has an angle but she again thinks herself too smart to be outmaneuvered, apparently even by a war addict. Not that she had much choice.

[kyeomyun]

YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WAR I HAD TO GO THROUGH OMFG

SO I FINALLY GO INTO MY ROOM AFTER BEING IN THE LIVING ROOM FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG AND THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING ROACH.

LAYING FACE DOWN ASS UP IN FRONT OF MY DOOR.

SO I DID THE ONLY KNOWLEDGEABLE THING.......

DROWN THAT BITCH IN FEBREEZE.

SPRAYED THAT 6 OR... 8 LEGGED MF UNTIL THE LEGS STOPPED HAVING THEIR LITTLE SEZIURE.

NOW I PLOTTED MY NEXT AMAZING PLAN AND THAT WAS GETTING THAT NOW DEAD ASF WALKING DISEASE OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING ROOM AND HOW YOU MAY ASK? WELL WELL WELL... DONT I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU.

GET A BROOM AND TRY TO PUSH THAT CREATURE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. BUT THST DIDNT WORK SINCE THE BOTTOM PART OF THE DOOR OPENING IS TO HIGH SO I COULDNT PUSH THE BITCH OUT.

THEN WE HAD TO SWITCH TO PLAN B WHICH I WANTED TO AVOID AND THATS WHY I DIDNT DO IT FIRST. GET A DUSTPAN AND SWEEP THAT CRAWLING PIECE OF SHIT ONTO IT AND CARRY IT INTO THE BATHROOM DOWN THE HALL.

worst 3 seconds of my life.

DROPPED THAT DECEASED DUMBASS INTO THE TOILET AND FLUSHED BUT GUESS WHAT?

THE LITTLE DECEASED, 8-LEGGED WALKING SHIT STAIN, BODY CAME BACK UP AND I WAS LIKE... WTH????? GO DOWN THE TOILET.

2 MKRE TIMES AND THE 4TH TIME THAT SOULESS CRITTER CAME BACK UP BUT THE WINGS WERE OUT. NOW I WAS SO CLOSE TO CALLING IT QUITS AND WANTED TO HEAD BACK INTO MY ROOM AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DEAL WITH MY VICTORY ROYALE IN THE TOILET BUT THE MOMENT I STEPPED OUT INTO THE HALLWAY, GUESS WHO TF WAS THERE?

THIS BITCH MOM. CRAWLING OUT OF MY PARENTS ROOM LOOKING LIKE SHE ATE AT LEAST OF SERVINGS I ATE WHEN I GOT HOME.

I FROZE. LITERALLY BC WHAT IN THE LIVIJG HELL DO I DO? TRY TO KILL IT? WHAT IF THE ASSHOLE STARTS FLYING AT ME?

SO I LET HER DO HER THING BC THERE WAS A VENT SO I THOUGHT "OH WHAT IF SHE JUST CRAWL HER 8-LEGGED BOB THE BUILDER ASS BODY INTO THE VENT OR TONIGHT WAS GOING TO BE HER LAST FEAST"

BUT THAT CRUMBLING ABOMINATION STARTED CRAWLING TOWARDS ME.

AFTER HAVING 182838 PANIC ATTACKS, THE LORDS HAD BLESSED ME BY WAKIJG MY FATHER UP (it was 12 AM) AND I JUST POINTED TO THE WALKING CRUMB INVENTORY AND HE GOT THE BROOM AND STARTED TRYING TO KILL IT. BUT GUESS WHAT?

WHEN MY DAD WENT TO PUT IT IN THE TOILET, IT WASNT THERE. THE MF VANISHED. GONE. NADA. NOT THERE.

AFTER BEING IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF THAT A FOOD CRAWLER IS ON THE LOOSE IN MY HOUSE THE SIZE OF 2 HERSHEY KISSES, I WENT BACK TO THE TOILET AND FINALLY GOT MY FIRST VICTIM DOWN THE DRAIN.

it is currently almost 1 AM now, I am paranoid to even lay down in the comfort of my bed bc what if the dad is there to seek revenge? what if the mom is lurking around for the roach slaughter who killed her son?

update: the roach mom was in my room (THANK GOD IT WAS DEAD)

[mystupidj0urnal]

my stupid journal entry two

i was meant to post entry one yesterday so two posts today

why are guys so weird like one time i was siting in hisie eating my stolen slime licker minding my business on the laptops on one direction Pinterest with my class friends (charli and morrison) when all of the sudden this little fatty came over to us and said to me "why are you learning to lick so young?" like you can think that while jerking of to hentai at home or what ever he does but dont say that out loud to me like come on man??? And this mf (who is white) said the n word 3 times and i feel like every biy named dylan is racist anyways at the end of the less we went up to this boy who gives me money all the time and i asked him for some and he said no which is fine but you know what he did with his two dollars? he ducking paid dylan to say the n word a 4th time!? what is up with straight boys and being racist? 

okay thus happened while i was going to hisie on a different day, i was walking go hisie didn’t want to go so i went to the ngaarr dhuwi girls room because aborignal girks can gi there insted of class so i went there and all the girls in there were gone so i couldnt go in there insted of hisie and as i walked away from the door this little white biy came uo to me and said "why where you going to the n-word room your not one" and the he ran away to class i was jaw dropped,

last story from hisie, i was siting miding my bussines on Minecraft not doing my work when this kid turns off my laptop and laughs but he was crossing his arms amd it looked like he was holding his tits and because i was annoyed i said "cruz why you holding your tits?" and he cakked the teacher over and said "shes being fatphobic saying that i was holding my tits and made me feel inscuee" so the teachnlooked at me and said "maddie you and yours friends have to stop bulkying the boys" (cruz and dylan) and when the teacher left i looked at cruz and called him a fatty hes a ducking snitch 

anyways this is day two entry two done i alsompost on my tumblr so ill link that

byy see you tomorrow or when i post next xx

maddie

[arolegos]

befotr tje day ends. I need like to Recap the stupid ass shit that happned today .

ok so . today (saturday), we had a test scheduled. HSK — it's a mandarin language test to examine chinese proficiency (think the mandarin version of IELTS) . yes I have a Lot of issues of it taking place on a saturday and in the first week of school, but i digress. i had accepted that this would happen last semester.

the examination takes place in a building just a little bit over an hour away from my house. whatever. ive driven to further places, thats not an issue. the test is scheduled to start at 9 and end at 12 but we're expected to arrive before 8 (to register our IDs n documents), so i wake up at 6 to get ready and drive off at 7. Not the worst either; i usually wake up earlier on normal school days.

FIRST ISSUE THAT ARISES. THE FUCKING TEACHERS WERE LATE.?.??? They were the mfs BITCHING on us to be early or else we'd get our names crossed off (meaning we'd have to Pay for the exam. that theyre FORCING US TO TAKE. I DONT FUCKING NEED HSK????? ONLY A FEW STUDENTS IN OUR GRADE DO?? LIKE. 5 IN TOTAL? IM NOT GOING TO A COLLEGE THAT REQUIRES HSK OR TOEFL. A MAJORITY OF MY CLASSMATES DONT NEED THIS. AND. they SWAPPED our mandarin topics from the casual one we were used to, to THIS.) . WHATEVER, YOU KNOW? i laughed it off w some friends while they distributed the paper documents to us. guess i gotta wait longer in line now because theyre late. whatever, try lining up for a ride in an amusement park, right? thereve been worse

test starts. i definitely flopped. not an issue, i already Knew id suck ass. my mandarin is INCREDIBLY limited and i can hardly hold a conversation (yes yes embarrassing as someone of chinese descent). a few people were held back because their computers lagged or shut down; fortunately, mine did not. laughed about my very likely 7/100 expected results with my friends. laughed at our answers (mine that was straight up ": (" because i forgot the pinyin for a word and couldnt put it down; my friend who wrote "我吃勺子" (i eat spoon); my friend who wrote "她喜欢他因为他给她一张纸" (she liked him because he gave her a piece of paper); my friend who forgot the word watermelon and literally wrote "我吃红水果用勺子." (i eat (the) red fruit with a spoon)

second test starts. its HSKK this time (speaking test). again, already knew id flop. it took me like 5 questions to realise i was meant to repeat what the speaker was saying into the mic for the first part (to clarify: the audio file does Not repeat for questions meaning i Missed those), and misread a question on the last that read "what activity is good for your body (physically)?" as "what activity do you like?", so my answer was "i like drawing". Laughed this off; me and my friends exchanged our stupid ass answers (some fun examples that i couldnt stop laughing at: when asked to repeat a sentence, my friend answered with her name; when asked to describe a situation where a woman is running late, my friend described what she wore; when asked "what activity is good for your body", my friend answered "my hair and face"; my friend who, when asked his chinese name, responded with "小妹")

30 minute break passes s'all fun joy and laughter. im in a great mood . amazing even.

fun heehees and hahas. great time overall tbh, even though i was for sure getting at most 12/100

and then Boom Im in despair

the staff entered the room and called 7 candidate numbers. Then he said; "Okay, you guys are free to leave. The rest of you, your tests had an error."

EXCUSE ME? 7? 7 OUT OF, WHAT, 90? ONLY 7 PEOPLE DIDNT GET AN ERROR?

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT 4 OF THEM WERE MY FRIENDS?????

HELLO. THIS IS A PLACE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO FACILITATE FOR AN ONLINE EXAM. .? WHY ARE THE COMPUTERS BREAKING.WHY ARE THE SERVERS LAGGING.....

WHAT.ever. NO issue. delay, that doesnt matter. still had other friends nearby so i left my seat to talk to them. 10 minutes pass and they try to restart every computers HSK software one by one — MINE for some reason REFUSED to close. WHATEVER. i just stayed with my friends for a bit longer.

40 MINUTES PASS. IM ON THE FLOOR LITERALLY PRAYING TO BUDDHA AND EVERY OTHER GOD IN THE UNIVERSE. I HAVE BLOOD STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I FEEL LIKE IM ABOUT TO TURN INTO ERROR SANS and then it works.

it closes after maybe 15 minutes. Okay. Thats fine. they boot up the software. Guess what fucking happens guess what hapIT LAGS. IT FUCKING LAGS IT GETS STUCK ON THE LOADINGFUCKING SCREEN. GUYS I FELT LIKE IT WAS 2020 AGAIN AND I WAS BOOTING UP GENSHIN IMPACT ON MY ON-THE-VERGE-OF-EXPLODING, DIY-BOMB LAPTOP, AND I WAS STUXK ON THE BRIDGE LOADIBG SCREEN. ALL MY FRIENDS? FUXKING CLEAR. THEY WERE FINE . IT WAS LITERALLY JUST ME.

Yay! 55 minutes of waiting ❤️ 80% of everyone who got an error has left, bc they already reloaded back and did the questions that were deleted off bc of the error. Test loads. im expecting to have to retake 2-3 questionsWRONG!!!!!

I HAD TO RETAKE NONE. ALL MY ANSWERS SAVED. IT JUST DECIDED TO ERROR AT THE VERG LAST SECOND I GUESS? BC ALLL MY ANSWERS WERE STILL THERE????????? i actually killed myself

my dad is there. I say hi, ask him if we're going home. he says NO. He Tells me we're waiting til 4 pm because my younger sister also had a HSK test scheduled today, but from 1 til 4 instead of my 9 to 12. Ok... i tell him thats Fine.

i submit and LEAVE. i CRY BLOOD AS I LEAVE. I GET OUT OF THE EXAM ROOM AT 1 PM. 1 PM. WHAT THE HELLwhatever.

friend leaves at 4 exact. i say Bye and smile and im happy as Fuck and then IM NOT. i look to my left and see my sisters classmages leaving; yay! yippe! fun! i get to finally leave this fucking place!

spent 1-2 hrs with my friends walking around the streets and then walking to a mall . my feet were killing me but the food we ate was GREAT. i had a fun fun time with my friends!!! since they were there when i discussed that w my dad, they had scheduled to leave at 4.

2 people get out and no more comes.

MY STOMACH SINKS.

guess what happened to my sister.Guess what happeTHE SAME SHIT HAPPEBED TO HER. COMPUTERS AND SERVERS WERE LAGGING AND CRASHING FUCKKKK OFFFFFFF

[somberthoughtsseldomeffort]

April 27th, 2023

   You know? Whenever I thought about the men of my past telling me that they are without a doubt, in love with me... I thought that it was going to be more endearing.  The whole saying that once your feelings are gone it doesnt really matter anymore really be hitting differently LMAO. I just imagined it feeling different? I thought that it would be like some crazy dramatic thing LOL. it was so anticlimactic and awkward. 

   the call first of all, he calls me at like 6:16am before I am up for work. I just got ready and reluctantly decided that I would call him when I was out of the house. He answers, drunk, or on something honestly cause there was a slurry in his words. he was going on about how he didnt call me, and that he was stuck at the orleans because either he locked himself out of his car or the matter of his car just not starting for him? He had went on about how he didnt know how he got there but he got there and that he just knew he wanted to “ text” how much he misses me apparently Lmfao! see, now this is where i shouldve stopped cause i sarcastically said “ awwhh yeah you miss me hahah” and idk if that was mistook for a green card or what but he was like. yeah you know what yeah i do miss you. Then he trailed off on how he got off work and was like “ i got off work wating for you’ and i asked him what he was tlaking bout?” mf said “ I was waitinf for the love of my life.” and i asked him if that he was saying thta i was the love of his life? and hten he avoided the question just for him to tel me “ I love you” My heart skips a beat when I see you. 

GUUUURRRLLL i didmt know what the fuck to say other than hahah thats nice. LMFAO i dont care anymore. Sorry, you made your choice and that was the choice that you decided to make. I am not going to go back to what was a mistake on your part but a win on mine. Like that was the dumbest thing i had to ever go through and i couldnt belive it. I found it a lot more endeering that he was just going to live with his mistake and now he went on and told me that is wild. Idk how iam supposed to respond to that KMFAO 

[midnighticee]

if youre one of the motherfuckers replacing the water lines by my house just know i hate you so much its unreal

[yeoldotcom]

I'm glad you're okay!! ❤ I haven't today but I had one somewhat recently where I was innocent and they knew I was innocent but I still felt like they were treating me like I could be doing something wrong. I felt intimidated and it sucked. I was seemingly okay afterwards but didn't process the whole interaction fully for a couple days and then got mad.

If later on you're not okay, I hope you have someone to talk to! If not, just make another post and I'll be happy to 😊

see thats fucked up. that's why i fucking hate cops. they have no right to sit here and judge someone like that, make them feel intimidated n scared n shit. this shit is fucked up. i really hate how they can just make someone start panicking or worry for their life with just their presence. i'm glad they didn't do anything to you though !! and thank u so much for sharing this with me, i really appreciate it 🥺 if u ever have another run in w the cops (hopefully u won't tho !!! fuck them !!!) just let me know and i'll curse at them with you !!!!!

[sanjisblackasswife]

Calling OP Boys “BabyGirl” (Black Fem! Reader)

Ft. Sanji, Zoro, Law, Shanks, Luffy, & Ace (May do more if anybody wants that)

CW: Uhhh nothing I don’t think…well..a little suggestive with Sanji ???

Sanji

“Babygirrllllllluhhh!”

Mans is immediately confused seeing how you’re the only one besides him in the kitchen.

“Don’t you mean Mr. Prince, my beautiful y/n!?”

“I said what I said.”

“But I’m not a girl!”

“It’s not about gender it’s about the mentality of it all, my pretty baby girl.” You approach him.

Sanji couldnt be more confused but immediately feels his cheeks get warm considering you got closer to lean your arms on his shoulder looking into his pretty eyes. “So is it okay if I call you….baby girl too?” He asked nervously which caused you to chuckle. You pulled back from his face to glide your index finger on his exposed chest and smacked your lips. “Of course you can! But…I’d rather you call me, Princess.” You mumble the nickname on his lips before slapping a quick peck. “It just sounds prettier though when you moan it.” Your words are too much for him as he shuts the stove off and take your hand to your bedroom.

Sanji knows you love to tease him and he believed you have been doing that since you stepped in the kitchen so you also know the consequences of doing that to your lustful blondie.

He may or may not have proven that he isn’t always just babygorl, but daddy as well.

That was so cringe I’m so sorry.

Zoro

Mf immediately wants to throw hands with you.

“I’m a man dammit!”

“No. No you’re babygirl for real.”

“HOW!?”

“Well I know me calling you that has nothing to do with gender but….”

You grab one of his tiddies (they were begging to be touched I mean common he was wearing an opened jacket) and he swats your hand away. “STOP DOING THAT I AM NOT…I’m not…” his face got so pink on his pretty tanned skin he just looked away from you and actually started to pout on the ground. All you could do was sit beside him and giggle. “It’s a compliment you ass.” He didn’t want to hear it. Calling the future greatest swordsman “BABYGIRL”!? Unforgivable!

“Love youuu.” You peck his warm cheek, however you didn’t even have time to pull back when Zoro quickly grabbed your chubby cheeks and kissed you! He wasn’t the best kisser, but the way how he focused to suck, lick and even take some nibbles of your bottom lip had you breathless. “Heh..” he chuckled wiping the spit off his lips. “You’re the baby girl…”

Law

“Babygirl!!!!!” Your pretty bright smile would have usually gotten him to smile back as you busted into his office, but he immediately frowned at his new found nickname.

You give him a lot of nicknames

“So this week I’m babygirl, huh…”

“Noooo.” You sit on his desk beside him and take his hat to wear you love annoying this man sm

“You’re always babygirl. MY babygirl.”

“Why not at least ‘babyboy’?” You shook your head at his suggestion. “Babygirl FOREVA. BABYBOY NEVA.” “Enough.” He put his index and middle fingers in your mouth and you being you. You sucked on them. Law does this to you more often than he’d like to admit, but still looks dumbfounded when he sees you always wrapping your little wet tongue on his tatted fingers.

“Why are you like this?”

“Because you’re babygirl.” You managed to drool all on his fingers and he immediately felt grossed out and pulled them out your mouth with a “POP”.

Law literally does not know why he’s dating you sometimes.

Ace

He didn’t even hear you say it.

He was knocked out on your tummy, but he looked so cute!

You wiped away the crumbs he had on his face from this morning’s breakfast off of his freckled cheeks admiring how pretty he was.

“Babygirl…” you pushed his hair back a little.

He stirred with a groan on your exposed belly wiping his wet lips on you in the process

“Well hello..” you smiled down at him. He rose his head the best he could looking up at you only his eyes showing, looking as drowsy as ever. “Did you say something?” You giggled shaking your head no. You’ve called him babygirl before but he never actually caught on. He either didn’t hear you or was too distracted to register what you said.

He was still babygirl whether he knew it or not.

Luffy

“Huh! I’m not a girl, you are!” Luffy laughs at you patting his head on the deck calling him such a funny nickname.

“I know…but you are still my babygirl.” You stretched out his cheek making you both laugh.

Mf is literally such a good sport and just wanna be included in your madness.

“Ok if I’m babygirl AND boy. then you’re…baby!…my..baby!”

“Yes! I am your baby!” You giggle at his hand now patting your hair and kissing your cheek with his lightly dry lips. He didn’t care what you called him as long as you still viewed him as the future king of the pirates.

Shanks

HE WAS THE ONE TO SUGGEST IT

THREW YOU OFF COMPLETELY

“YOU WHAT?!”

“I think the name fits me better babe…”

“EXCUSE YOU YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS WHO TOLD YOU THAT—“

“Doesn’t matter, you better call me it.”

Shanks has alcohol on his breath as he breathes on your lips holding you by the ass to give a form squeeze making you gasp. “You—“ He cuts you off with a sloppy wet kiss that ends with a POP sound and laughs. “That was so baby girl of me.” You nearly gag at how old this man can act.

[2ynjns]

enhypen's s/o babying them headcanon

pairings: ot7 x gn!reader

word count:

notes: fluff! profanity..

request states “enhypen reaction to their s/o babying them"

heeseung

confused

huh (•ิ_•ิ)?

flustered

what

"heeddeungie~ come here my litol baby!"

you run towards him and hugs him

dont lie heeseung we know you like it stop acting up

"did-- did you just call me--"

"you don't like it?" (╯︵╰,)

"no no! i do like it!"

next think you know he's smiling like a idiot

he likes it

no

he LOVES IT

he lays on your chest and you start rubbing and playing with his hair and whisper sweet nothings

MF IS GIGGLY AF JJRFJFBHFCBFH

im going crazy

he loves you for that

his guilty pleasure is being babied

jay

hear me out

he doesnt hate it

he actually do like it

but you do too much

you alWAYS BABY HIM inFRONT OF THE MEMBERS

"did my baby had a bad day? ⊂(･ω��*⊂)"

you waddles towards him and pats his head and cups his face

"hey uhm,,, not in front of the members...."

(｡•́︿•̀｡) "i thought you like being babied?"

leans towards you

"yes, i do but.. not in front of the members..."

he comes of as that more domestic, cool boyfriend in public

but a little prick in private jdfbfhbhdf

moments later when youre alone, you still feel a little sad that jay is ashamed of getting babied in front of the members

so youre sitting at the corner with your phone

jay slides towards you and puts your hard on his cheeks

"can you... baby me now... sorry for how i acted earlier..."

jake

another giggly mf

"jakey~~~"

GIGGLES

SO MANY GIGGLES

he's cute how can you even blame him

loves back rubs

you would hug him, or sit next to him he expects back rubs

whether its rubs or just circles, he loves it

shamelessly ashamed

doesnt mind being babied in front of members AS LONG AS the members does not tease him

"okay you little shits, if i hear any of you making fun of how i baby jake, yall are gonna meet my fist, respectfully" ((╬◣﹏◢))

so the members dont say anything

dont worry you mean it but they're used to with you.

loves when you cuddle him

NAURRR

imagine big spooning jake

im devastated </3

sunghoon

another in denial boy

stays quiet

would let you do your thing and baby him

slight smile outside

GIGGLY INSIDE

GIGGLY 2.0

his favorite thing you do is the way you look at him and the way you compliment him

"youre improving so much!"

"youre stage presence was good to begin with, but today was extravagant!"

"your visuals... i love you so much."

one time you just couldnt hold it in

you squished his cheeks

in front of

the members

and the staffs

AND

SUNGHOON (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

MF GOT SO SMILEY AND GIGGLY HE WENT TOMATO RED

so cute </3

still denial of it

sunoo

the shameless mf

you dont baby him

HE ASKS YOU TO BABY HIM

"aaaaannnggg~ just pat my head please!"

"im craving for attention."

"i want affection"

"hug me"

"if you don't look at me right now my cheeks are gonna be sad."

STOP IT SUNOO

WE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO RESIST AND THE NEXT THING U KNOW YOUR CHEEKS DEFLATES

anyways

"sunoo stop it, im busy"

but once you baby him, he gets genuinely happy

his love language is quality time and to him a way to express love is by actually interacting and affection

so he loves if so much

"you wuv me right" (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ ‥…━━━★

"sigh,,, yes my ddeonu i wuv you bery much."

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

jungwon

confused 2.0

he likes it too

goes along with your antics

you would pull him toward you and he would lay on your lap by himself

and sleeps

hed let you squish his cheeks

or bite him (not in a mean/nasty way) (i mean lik ethe cute way)

shameless too

he doesnt mind if the members see

to him, theres nothing to be ashamed of because if thats what you like to do, then hell lets you

plus he likes it too duh

"wonie, say ah~"

opens his mouth and takes a big bite of onigiri you made

"is it good??"

*nom nom nom*

"yeth"

"good job!!"

*kisses*

∑(O_O;)

ni-ki

the "uhm wtf?" reactor

JNJFNJFN SORRY

he doesnt like it

but doesnt hate it

like jungwon would let you do your thing

and would take a little effort to get used to

ofc you wouldnt do it excessively, you would do it if you want to and theres a good time and place to actually baby him

he thinks

"hmmm... not actually bad to get babied"

once you baby him

he wants you to baby him from time to time if youre alone

and you give him it because why wouldnt you baby niki come one now

"i saw you accidentally twist your ankle while dancing, do you want me to massage it?"

*puppy eyes* "yes please..."

"tsk, i dont want my baby to get hurt again. i know you stretch and warm up before dancing but warm up sufficiently."

"okay :)"

one time

ONE TIME HE ASKED FOR A KISS ON THE CHEEKS

[rest]

[f1nalboys]

Mickey Altieri & B,C,M for the nsfw alphabet please! 💕

GAHHHH MICKEY MY BELOVED i haven't written for him in so long im kissing u for this thank you hehee

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) 

BIG FAN oh god you couldnt get thsi mf to NOT tie you up tbh. i think he prefers to the the one doing the tying jsut because of the power aspect. like, imagine him in the ghostface costume,,,, tying you to the bed,,,, fucking you while calling you all sorts of names,,,, i need a moment guys sorry. he'll also allow you to tie him up but it'll probably only be for a little bit, i really dont think he'd let you guys go a whole section where hes being tied up unless u catch him on a good day C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) 

YES. he doesnt cry during sex but he wants YOU to! he's made you cry from frustration, pleasure, overstimulation, but his fave is when you're so exhusted from how hard hes been fucking you that you cant even make a noise while you cry because he's not finished >>>> when he teases you about stopping and you finally stir to try and get him to keep going gooooodddddd it gets him going.

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) 

(shout out to the person who told me i confused masochism and sadism LMFAO mickey is a sadist not a masochist but i don’t feel like deleting what i already wrote </3)

mickey and masochist are the same thing tbh >:) mickey gets off on your fear and pain tbh, i dont think he can have sex without being a litttttllleeeee bit of a masochist lol. like i hate to say it but once he walked in and scared you and he got hard when he saw the fear in your eyes 0_0