#and they’re just maximum freaks

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recently domesticated knife missing his weird employees

[sacrilege06]

me waiting 4 love and deepspace to finish maintenance…should I die?

[hyperfixedbrainrot]

Obsessed with the idea that max and billy move in with hopper and somehow billy accidentally backs his way into becoming like,,,, the Good kid.

Hopper took some time to come around to the *uncomfortable murmuring* thing but Steve Harrington is an alright kid so why the hell not. And there are rules in this house, three inches means three inches, and as hopper reclines on his chair he turns his head left and there’s Billy’s room.

He can see Steve and billy on the bed and they seem focusing on writing something, and they’re talking, and leaning into each other and not kissing. and he turns to his right and el has the fucking door shut again.

It takes only one growly HEY before she sheepishly reopens it. He drinks his beer. He looks outside. Max is focused on trying to show Lucas a skate trick and he can hear them fighting from here.

He looks left. Billy and Steve are listening to something playing at a reasonable volume from the tape player and there is a reasonable amount of space between their faces. He changes the channel.

He looks out. Max is hunched over for maximum yelling efficiency and Lucas is making wiggly fingers and miming her. He looks right. Mike is trying to climb into his daughter’s mouth. He is trying not to yell so much because it freaks billy out even though he would never admit that, so he struggles to his feet in the overstuffed recliner and barrels into the room. They lie to his face!

With gritted teeth, he tries to explain the importance of boundaries and respect and in the mirror above the hall table he can see billy and Steve doing nothing more salacious than sitting near each other. He wishes so bad that Mike and el would take a leaf out of their book and he gets as far as “you should be more like your brother-“ before El is throwing a massive fit, and slamming doors and screaming that he’s so mean just because he likes Steve and hates Mike and he growls “Steve RESPECTS THE RULES!”

[brainwashinsou]

I can’t think about dabihawks too much or my brain will explode cuz its like custom tailor made for me as a former Maximum Ride tween and current Frankenstein freak.

You got the bird man. Not an angel. He’s a BIRD MAN. He’s owned by the government, he’s their guard dog. His wings, the thing he flies with, the symbols of freedom, are what keep him trapped. He’s been trained his whole life to fight. He’s never been himself.

You got the discount Frankenstein monster. He’s stitched together with rotting parts. He ran away from home after being rejected by his father. He kills people to get revenge on his father, his creator. He’s punk. He’s a pyromaniac. He just wants to be loved.

Hawks is air. Dabi is fire. Air can blow out a fire but it also fuels fire. If you trap fire in an air tight container it will suffocate, it’ll burn all the air up until it dies.

Hawks was born poor and sold off for money and into money. His whole life is controlled. Dabi was born rich and died and lives on the streets, on the run.

They’re both 22. They hate each other. They’re narrative foils.

And they’re both boys.

[ghettogirly]

Head Cannon: How will Armando be when you're pregnant ? Btw I live for page 💕

𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍!

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-> synopsis: how would he take care of you when you’re pregnant?

-> format: headcanon.

-> theme: fluff!

-> warning: armando is a little overprotective.

-> authors note: hope you enjoyed it, i think we need a little fluff of him being a family man!! thank you for supporting my blog!! 💕 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.

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-> you’re going to have everything you can possibly think of.

-> new baby clothes? he’s bought them. new room for the baby? workers are already on it. more food? already on its way.

-> you’re not lifting a FINGER. do not let that man see you do anything otherwise you’re getting a lecture.

-> “¿Estás tratando de darme un ataque al corazón?” “Babe, i just picked my glass up.”

-> yeah, don’t even think about doing any chores. he’s got workers for that or he will do it himself.

-> he definitely has hidden cameras around the house to make sure you’re not doing anything for yourself.

-> it may seem a little excessive but your priority should be resting and taking care of yourself and the baby, he believes you should rest to the maximum and it should be a stress free journey.

-> while it can be annoying with how much he cares, it’s honestly heartwarming.

-> sometimes he’ll come back with some flowers just to appreciate how strong you have been with carrying his child.

-> i totally believe he will give you little foot rubs and massages if you need it!

-> ALWAYS there for the doctor appointments, you can’t tell him otherwise. he always wants to make sure you and his child is okay.

-> packed everything needed for labour at least the week before so you don’t need to stress.

-> with your moods, he will initially be defensive and fight back but will come to the realisation that it’s your hormones. then he will just listen and take it.

-> “Estás pasando por muchas cosas, nena, está bien.”

-> when your water breaks, he does freak out a little on the inside but quickly gets you in the car and on the way to the hospital.

-> he makes sure the doctors cater to your every need, giving death stares if they’re not listening to your request.

-> his hand is automatically there if you need to crush it to death while pushing. gives you words of encouragement while you’re pushing out his child.

-> “Ya casi llegaste a esto.”

-> when his child is placed in his arms, a tear does slip out. He feels as he’s done it right and broke the cycle of his parents.

-> even seeing Mike, his father, hold his child made him feel happy. Kissing your forehead, you both smile at the happiness your new edition has made people.

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[🌸] 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒:

“¿Estás tratando de darme un ataque al corazón?”: Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

“Estás pasando por muchas cosas, nena, está bien.”: You’re going through a lot baby, it’s okay.

“Ya casi llegaste a esto...”: Nearly there, you got this..

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[🌸] 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓: @milliumizoomi @shurisgf @sarcasticbitchsblog @tyneshaaa @5tarlan7 @wizewhispers @amplifiedmoan @armandosbabymama @thedarkworldofhananerea @deadpool15 @believeinthefireflies95 @dyttomori

[lovemomhatepolice]

lando norris nswf alphabet (part 1) (minors DNI!)

navigation taglist requests

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) No matter how rough and long you have sex, Lando behaves like a typical Lando afterwards. Of course he giggles under his breath, as if it was his first time. And he freaking blushes!!! He then loves to cuddle up to you even more (as he stresses - you need to appreciate the contact of naked body to naked body) and you lie together for a long time before you go to prepare a bath together or a quick shower (depending on your mood) while you wash each other. Oh, how he loves to wash your hair….

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Lando loves his abs in himself. Well, I beg to differ, superbly muscled, gym-trained…. Yes, Lando is definitely proud of it, and especially when he sees that you like it too. That works on him the most. He also likes her eyes, I think for many reasons, but I beg - who wouldn't love those bright beautiful eyes? Exactly!!!

What does Lando love about you? I think it will also be the eyes. The boy loves to look into them and could do it for hours. They are such a damn mystery to him, and yet he knows them so well. He loves to look into them when you are happy and they sparkle or when you squint them with laughter. But he definitely loves to look into them when you close them from the euphoria that grips your body during your sex. A better view Lando has never seen before, I promise.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Lando loves to see you in his cum. I know how it may sound, but there is no better sight for him than your lips around his cock or your shapely breasts that are all in his seed.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Without hiding it, Lando has fantasized more than once and more than twice about being completely dominated by you. The very fact that he adores you on top during sex says a lot. He loves it when you take control, and all he has to do is hold your hips to support you as you bounce. Even so, this doesn't happen too often and mostly Lando takes control, but in his head for a very long time exactly such thoughts have been forming….

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) I wouldn't say that Lando is some very experienced. He had a few sexual experiences with other women before you, but nothing binding (except his previous girlfriend), so I think he only started to discover the depths of sex with you. But you can't deny that he is vague or can't do something. God, I swear, Lando is the fulfillment of your every need.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Nothing fancy, let's not kid ourselves - despite the fact that you are young, you do not overdo it. Lando's and your favorite positions? Oh, definitely cowgirl. Norris loves to see your breasts bouncing right in front of his face. When you let out a quiet moan as he fills you to the brim. When he can look at your face constantly and sneak kisses that aren't very precise. And his other beloved position is total wall sex. No matter where - whether in the shower or in the kitchen or even in the hallway. Lando loves to do this, especially since at this point you are completely dependent on him and he hugs you with his whole body.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Well, I beg you - you know Lando. The giggles in your bedroom (and not just your bedroom) are an integral part of sex. As I mentioned - the boy also blushes all the time. So no, serious sex with him is not an option. Even if you have a damn intense and romantic moment, Norris will always pull out some funny line and say it. Unless he is angry, oh, then his laughter you won't hear for a damn thing, but how long does it last? A maximum of two hours and it passes. Lando can't get mad.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) I don't think this is one of the thoughts that occupies his head in any particular way, but I think he has a neat. He shaves there out of habit, but it's not always a 100 percent shave, so I think you've seen a light stubble more than once. And as for you, I think he doesn't have too many requirements either. As long as it was neat and hygienic, yes it gives you free rein. After all, it's not his body (well, kinda like that…), the decision is yours.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Well, all right, but despite his giggles and funny tics, you will hear from his mouth lots and lots of comments about yourself. How good you are to him, how great he feels, how much he loves you…. Lando is a romantic - he may not show it too often in a serious way, but all of his still small youthful acts (even though he is already 25) are infused with love. If you tell him once that you want to make love by candlelight in a bathtub full of foam - voila! The next day, or maybe even the same day, your wish comes true.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Well, Lando does not shy away from masturbation. Rather, he doesn't practice it often because you are constantly next to each other and his level of sexual gratification is in the right place, but if you happen to be away, why not? But it should be acknowledged that he has never masturbated to any videos or photos or anything not related to you since your relationship began.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Dom/Sub sex - As I mentioned before, Lando often has thoughts in his head that you should totally dominate him. But I don't mean some kind of BDSM (although…) or degradation. Simple domination over him, though, here. Since you are 50/50 in life…. Well, and maybe a little voyeurism - he wouldn't mind if you entered the room, if he was just masturbating. Or the other way around. He himself also would not forgive such a view.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Couch or shower. I don't know why, Lando just has it that way. He loves sex on the couch probably because then you're mostly upstairs and he can spread out on your damn comfy couch. And the shower? That's the realm of greater intimacy for him. He really enjoys taking a bath with you, even when it's just a simple bath - without sexual overtones.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) You. Simply you. Lando still has a boner with you, which is of course damn funny for you, but well, don't kid yourself, we both know that you also get your panties wet at the sight of him. Whether morning or evening, whether in sweatpants or a elegant dress. It doesn't matter to him. You are so damn beautiful and exciting to him that such silly things as clothing go away. You could even be in a straitjacket and he would continue to appear extremely clingy next to you.

A/N: part two is already here! english is my second language i will be very pleased if you leave something behind - orders are open, and I am very close to 200 followers! maybe I can get in by the end of the week?

please do not copy and translate my works! in case of any issues related to this - I invite you to discuss privately :)

[enokito]

Key | Back to Basics

I still don’t know how to format on tumblr so I’m basically just copying the way Saiint does it except also I’m on my phone

Inspired by her post on what kind of small sentimental items Ken might like to keep in their pockets. I like physical security pen-testing content, therefore my Kenadian operates somewhere in between irl security bypass strategies (slipping latches, picking locks, copying keys) and minecraft escapist tech.

WC: 715 | divider

First of all, Kenadian doesn’t consider himself a very sentimental person. He’s practical above all else, and has to be – he’s an escapist, after all, and the first part of escaping involves being (at least nominally) imprisoned. He’s honed himself, like a blade, to be excellent at this one particular thing, and so he sheds all excess like water, in favor of absolute practicality. An earring can get ripped out during a particularly tricky crawl glitch or pearl clip, a necklace can get caught on something and strangle or garrote him, anything reflective can catch a glimmer of light directly into a guard’s eye and get him caught.

Second of all, items can be lost or stolen even more easily than memories, and he wouldn’t be able to handle it. The idea of coming home and feeling unfamiliar walls closing in on him, the idea of seeing a photograph of himself with his friends, and not being able to recognize any of the faces (not even his own)…

Ken avoids stuff that freaks him out, and part of honing himself like a blade means that he operates on a hair trigger. And either way he prefers his life of transience, hopping from place to place, keeping small bases knowing that they’re impermanent, passing out on a friend’s couch after a few days of going non-stop. It’s fun, he loves adventure and playing with danger, and he loves narrowly slipping through to the other side and showing up at Avatar’s place unexpectedly. Therefore, Avatar is the one with his prison escape speedrun times framed on his wall; Wato is the one with the massive folder of all his escape room blueprints, Jammin’s got a pile of his laundry at her place even though he basically wears the same hoodie and black work pants every day.

But the carabiner clipped to his belt loop to hang at his hip, a matte steel gray and perfectly innocuous, is a gift from Wifies. The keyed-alike group set of keys he still uses are from Wato and his lockpicks are from Avatar, his under door tool is from Tundra and his traveler’s hook is from Void, his RFID badges were all printed and programmed by Maximum. He even still has the pair of binoculars Cory gave him while they were together, though he doesn’t use them anymore, and has gone back to just lowering his FOV or using optifine zoom. Jammin is also more of a builder than an escape artist, but he just ends up with more dresses and skirts and high socks whenever he stays the night with her, which he’s not gonna complain about.

The point is, his closest friends catch on to what kind of items have a chance of making it into his everyday carry packs, and gift him accordingly (if Parrot catches on one of these days, he is willing to finally get rid of those binoculars in favor of a spyglass).

When he’s in the zone, the pieces of a puzzle forcing everything else out of his brain, or when he’s on really good pace for a speedrun of some gauntlet or obstacle course, or holding his breath against the wall as guards make their rounds less than a meter away, Kenadian doesn’t need to be reminded of his friends. Would really prefer not to be distracted, in fact, since a single lapse in focus could get him caught or force him to reset the room entirely. But he’s also not mad when he notices the nail polish chipping off his fingers and realizes he hasn’t talked to another person in way too long.

He might not keep a permanent residence of his own, but that means “coming home” can also mean greeting Wifies with a peck on the cheek and begging Wato to mend a tear in his hoodie from when it got caught on some dripstone, a mug of tea at Seawatt’s kitchen counter, seeing friends who don’t mind getting woken up in the middle of the night by Ken’s arrival at their back door. Ken belongs to himself before anybody else, won’t change who he is even with handcuffs around his wrists and a netherite ax held to his throat, but the people who love him don’t demand him to.

[silkieluv]

Main six is the mane six’s elements of harmony (yes, we will be ignoring that one short. Yes, you’re free to express your own opinion)

Honesty - Zane. I keep thinking of that scene in Skybound with Zane almost giving away their whereabouts to the police when they were in Stiix, for her was ‘programmed to follow the law’ (though he broke it out multiple times before), and Applejack supposedly being the element of honesty with Rainbow Dash being more honest than her throughout the show….. besides that, there’s the hard worker similarities, and the ‘working yourself to the maximum until shuts down’ thing.

Generosity - Nya. Not too many reasons, I’ll admit. But both her and Rarity are portrayed as girly, won’t-get-dirty characters (though in Nya’s case, she just so happened to be the only girl in the team (sorry Pixal)), and both show that they’re more than that. Rarity constantly proves she can handle herself in situations not every pony could’ve handled (like when she got kidnapped and enslaved by a trio of dogs, and ended up turning the tables), or Nya, easily clocking the team as samurai X, and getting out of Kalma’ar imprisonment using teamwork, but mostly witty remarks

Loyalty - Kai. I don’t think I need to explain the Rainbow Dash and Kai similarities… both portrayed as egocentric and egoistical characters that when push comes to shove they’ll choose themselves over others, and constantly prove the narrative and fans wrong. Both competitive sports, and a huge part of the team. If it weren’t for Rainbow Dash at that speed competition where she made it rainbow all over the world, Twilight wouldn’t have succeeded in the test and gotten her cutie mark, Applejack wouldn’t have seen her way home shine, and would’ve stayed miserable at Canterlot, etc. and if Kai didn’t join the team and connected between everyone (besides Lloyd), or saved Lloyd at that volcano, both teams wouldn’t have been the same, let alone be at all.

Kindness - Cole. He’s shown multiple times that he isn’t one to judge a book by its cover. Though him and Fluttershy don’t have many similarities (e.g. him being able to stand for himself, Fluttershy being kind to all animals, while Cole is like that more with hybrids/freaks.) a big part I’m connecting between the two is their dragon phobia.

Laughter - Jay… I added three dots because I don’t like him constantly being associated with comedy, considering he has so much more of him than being the comedic relief character, but the element fits. Ironically, I just watched s2e14 of MLP, and there was a scene where they used Pinkie Pie’s constant, frustrating talking as a torture method against Applejack to get her to tell why she’s really choosing to stay at Canterlot. Enough said, Applejack gave in.

Magic - Lloyd. Both main characters is my biggest reason. My side reasons are they’re both given a lot of responsibility by people they look up to, they’re both nerdy, and they started out not interested in their friends, but now will put them before themselves (with Lloyd being evil and Twilight never being interested in making friends in the first place). There isn’t an exact episode, but there’s exact scenes that prove my point. Both of them defeating the embodiment of evil, them being ‘forced’ into high positions without asking (idk if I remember correctly, but I’m pretty sure Twilight didn’t find her new royal status right away, right?)

[jeonstellate]

welcome to another edition of i shouldn’t be thinking of my fic right now, but another brainworm just found its way into my head because apparently the first one is just a precursor for more editions ( ͒•·̫|

today’s edition is still peter parker in gotham, except jason isn’t the one who knew him first. nor does this involve my typical jason-batfam knowledge transfer. nor does peter first “manifest” in gotham.

rather, what if some other justice league member finds him first? and, by some mishap/mundane situation or another, that particular jl member brings him to gotham with them?

the jl members i’m most familiar with (sans bruce) are clark, diana, and barry, so they’re the only ones i got scenarios for:

diana/wonder woman

it is my personal headcanon that aunt may is themyscira-born who left for one reason or another

or maybe bana-mighdall native

but, either way, amazonian

something tragic happens to aunt may (worst case scenario: death), which leaves peter without a guardian

diana steps up to care for him, in memory of/as favor for a dear friend

and ta-da~ that’s how peter ends up under her wing

one day, diana needs to go somewhere she can’t take peter along and needs someone to watch over him

and who else is the best choice if not the man with, like, ten kids and the most secured house?

that’s right: bruce/batman

so there peter is: in gotham, in the wayne manor, surrounded by people who can’t stop looking at him

and, worse, who don’t leave him tf alone

honestly peter is a little freaked

he’s just sitting there, desperately wishing for his aunt diana to come back asap

he’s not much of a prayer, but he’s literally praying to diana’s father zeus if he can help her finish whatever she’s doing quickly so she can come back for him asap

peter’s thoughts: aunt diana pick me up i’m scared (ಥ﹏ಥ) these people are weird (ಥ﹏ಥ)

meanwhile, batfam is under bruce’s orders to make peter feel at home and to keep him safe if they don’t wanna feel wonder woman’s wrath lmao

of course, they’re also working on figuring out why peter looks really familiar . . .

clark/superman

i actually thought of two scenarios for clark

first: peter is a new photographer intern for the daily planet, assigned to shadow either him, lois, or both

him and lois emotionally adopted him because why not? peter is a lovely kid, clumsiness and all

(planting seeds for maximum chaos)

as their intern, they tag him along when they’re out in the field

which includes the day they covered a story in gotham

of course, as countless of fanfics foretold, batfam is in chaos once they catch a glimpse of the intern in question

because why does he resemble two of them their eldest???

peter ends up taking a picture of all the wayne children present since they’re all gathered in one corner

clark eventually sends that photo to bruce, who frames and hangs it somewhere in the manor

none the wiser that peter took that photo mainly to point out to clark and lois that those people kept watching him while he was doing his job

(i’m sorry, but the thought of bruce having to fight lois for custody/visitation rights just made me laugh)

second: mama kent is the first one to take peter in

peter somehow crash lands near the kent farm

mama kent checks it out, sees him there, and gets reminded of the day clark came into their lives (even if he isn’t aboard a ship nor is he a baby)

the next time clark visits, there’s a child — teenager? — that’s helping his ma and pa around the house

and apparently the child/teenager in question is now enrolled in the same school he used to go to

clark is understandably flabbergasted

he’s wary of peter at first, but the latter grows on him eventually

not sure how he ends up bringing peter to gotham in this scenario, but trust that he somehow does

it’s highly likely that bruce is the first to know of peter from all the bats, and ergo the first one to investigate and connect the dots

whether he’s the one to break the news to the rest is debatable, though

barry/the flash

bear with me on this one because all my barry allen knowledge is from the early season’s of cw’s the flash

it’s not an amalgamation of different medias like for diana and clark, sadly

anyway . . . simply put: peter is part of team flash, as their biochemistry intern-turned-expert

he’s one of barry’s guy-in-the-chair, if you will

barry doesn’t usually need anyone else in his ear when he’s working with the league

but for the newest case, he does — and everyone votes for peter

or he insists to be picked, definitely one of those

for security reasons, he wears a domino mask before barry speeds them to the temporary base

he originally wanted a full-faced one, but caitlin said that’d be too much, so— there he is

unbeknownst to peter, he catches batman’s eyes

because — surprise, surprise — he resembles his first robin, especially with that domino mask on

peter, for a reason or another, ends up getting hurt during the mission

it’s not critical, thankfully, but it’s bad enough that speeding him back to central city will be dangerous

batman insists to treat him in the cave, which conveniently happens to be closer than the watch tower

barry agrees, mostly because there’s no other choice . . . and because he has to prioritize what’s best for his team’s beloved youngest

tl;dr: what if instead of manifesting directly in gotham, peter first appears somewhere else, where the jurisdiction belongs to a different justice league member? the same member who, by some fate or another, ends up taking him in and ultimately bring him to gotham?

[alaskan-wallflower]

heyuh

i am hyperfixated on dallas having albinism.

and you are the only person (that i know of) who has this headcannon

so if you dont mind, do you think he would have OCA or Ocular Albanism?

or ill take anything about him that you wanna talk about

you dont have to answer if you dont wanna, im just in the trenches

my dude, you have come to the absolute right place for dally w/albinism headcanons ohmygosh

okay so to start things off, i headcanon dally to have OCA albinism since that’s the kind of albinism that i have (quick rundown but OCA and OA albinism are two different things—OCA is the standard kind of albinism everyone knows, white hair, no pigment…OA albinism is still albinism but there are little bits of pigment (like brown hair, green eyes…things like that), but still having the visual disability. OA is basically albinism without the lack of pigment to keep it short). i honestly came to headcanon this both because dally’s book description is literally “blonde, almost white hair, icy eyes and pale skin” and because there are no characters with albinism in media that aren’t used as punchlines, or they’re just given that condition to be called a “freak” or an “outcast” (i’ve made extensive rants about this lmao) and where i can’t find my own representation, i just tend to make my own.

dally with albinism would have a visual impairment no matter what type of albinism he has, but in my headcanon he also has OCA albinism, giving him white hair, pale skin and bluish grey (maybe even purplish at times) eyes. at least in my experience, i guess sometimes the appearance of people with albinism tends to put people off at first, either in an “oh, white hair is so beautiful/your eyes are so cool” kind of way or a “ew you’re a freak” kind of way, and honestly with the latter being present even in the big ‘25, i’m assuming that would be the most common reaction dally would get from people in the 1960s. i love headcanoning that dally uses colored contacts (brown ones specifically) to make at least some part of him fit the social “norm” simply because he’s sick of getting unwanted comments about his eyes. another thing with OCA albinism is that the longer your hair is, the more likely it is to be affected by elements (again, in my case the sun affects my hair a lot, chlorine turns it green, ocean water will affect the hair, (though this is landlocked oklahoma so he doesn’t need to worry about that) pretty much any natural element, even in the shower can turn your hair a bit more buttery/cream colored, though it doesn’t affect the roots/eyelashes/brows.) so i think dally could pass for just being premium/bleached blonde, so with the colored contacts (and maybe some of sylvia’s eyebrow pencils) he can pass off as “normal looking”, which i think he’d want to do because while he kinda relishes in being viewed as a “freak” and “putting people off at first glance”, he doesn’t really like all the questions he gets about “why are your eyes like that” or “why is your hair that light”. it bugs him, though he kinda likes roaming around at night “naturally” because he likes freaking people out. it’s fun for him.

dally would be legally blind, as i’ve mentioned. all people with albinism have varying vision, some worse than others, some better. but it always falls under the “legally blind” umbrella (basically meaning you have vision of or worse than 20/200, aka, they can see a maximum of 20 feet in front of them before things get blurry). however in dally’s case (also in my case, again (mb im yapping about myself a lot -v-)) he can’t see more than 2 feet in front of his face without things getting blurry. font sizes less than 24 tend to get blurry, making menus or school papers hard to read (not that he goes to school but it’s the principle of the thing). i think the gang would definitely have to help him with stuff when it comes to reading things. eye fatigue is also very very common with albinism—our eyes are a lot more sensitive than a non PWAs eyes, both in usage and in what we can handle light wise, so i think dally tends to get tired from reading for too long or just in general, needing to do visually taxing tasks throughout the day. buck helps him with organization and stuff at times, and he even helps him with other visual tasks, like cooking and such. dally would also have photophobia, meaning his eyes are horribly sensitive to light. he’d probably need either a hat or sunglasses just to make being outside bearable, but he’s stubborn, so during the summer he just isolates himself at buck’s or decides to go outside and suffer the wrath of the sun (johnny sometimes brings him sunglasses cause dally’s stubborn but he’s take things from johnny). his skin would also be very sensitive to the sun and prone to burning, leading to a huge increase in the risk of skin cancer, especially cause dally’s stubborn and stupid and refuses to wear sunscreen. dally hates the summer and the sun just as much as it hates him (which is a lot).

i think i covered everything i could! if there’s anything in specific you wanna hear about please please please ask cause i love talking about albinism and teaching people about it!! im here to spread my dally with albinism propaganda haha

[coffeegnomee]

Minecraft pvp is so freaking interesting. I was thinking back to watching the Jumper pov of the Minute and Pentar ban and it was so good. Like I was on the edge of my seat and I knew how it ended. We need more group battles in Lifesteal, I beg.

1v1 pvp is just like who can get the most hits in, or just who can quick drop the other person faster. 

But group fights are sooooo different. The actual personality and experience of each member matters so much. And it doesn't show until there's at least 5 people on the battlefield. Preferably 7.

Minute, Pentar, and Jumper came with basically identical kits, very solo-minded towards their approach to pvp. They got overconfident with their secretly-netherite armor durability and 15 stacks of xp (each.)

And they, as far as I know, have very very little experience in large group battles and long pvp battles. They all fought drain season 5, but 4v3 group drain is much different than a 2v2. 

And the fight was LONG. Minute didn’t realize the change in tides until really late, not initiating the run to the trap, their ONLY trap my goodness why didn’t they set up more it’s the final days, so when the trap was already blown up they had zero backup plan. 

They didn’t start calling in people until Minute had like 2-3 stacks of xp left, that’s something you do the second you realize the tides are turning, especially when it’s an uneven 3v4.

And just listening to his coms vs Clown’s coms was just night and day. Minute doesn’t have the experience yet to know how to manage a team in a fight, how to allocate assets, choose targets, and keep the team’s morale up and on target while they’re dying. He’s said it himself that he likes the quicker fights kits with netherite sword and diamond armor.

But Clown is naturally skilled at managing his soldiers. He knows exactly who to target and how, reassigning pvp skill so it’s him, the most skilled, with the least skilled player to do maximum durability damage on Minute. Like every phrase out of his mouth is in service of optimizing the team. 

And then they came with a minor kit adjustments. Clown and Mapicc came with harming arrows because of their net strength 1 from the blessings/curses, but Minute didn’t know that strat. So it was both an: “they’re trolling” moment, but when Clown came with the same kit it was like: “wait did I miss something?” Psychological warfare right there. 

And then Mapicc had his knockback sword and Zam was on water drain duty. Those two small changes to their kit, on just two members, really sealed their victory. Mapicc was such a menace.

Which is so fascinating. Minute had been ruling the server simply through being amazing at getting out of fights and never getting into a slightly outnumbered fight. Same with Jumper. 2v2’s for them were a guaranteed win. 

But once you get 7 people on the battlefield it turns into a completely different mindset on how to turn the tides back in your favor and it’s all about targeting specific players. As Clown was targeting the strongest player on their team, pb&j needed to get drain-drop Ro so it would be a 3v2.5 (with Zam/Spep) 

And Jumper, just because of her skill level and background, doesn’t know the dynamics of who to target and when, when to be aggressive and when to back off, when to call for help and when it’s better to stay in the fight. She did absolutely her best but it was so interesting to see he true smp pvp skill after months of just being like why is she so good in every fight and undefeated against Mapicc and Zam while she says she never practices.

Lifesteal fights, and yes I’ve only ever really watched Lifesteal fights and I am fascinated in theory for how Levels fights used to go, feel so much more dirty than a normal server. It feels like other servers just get a trap off or fight completely even and it’s just skill vs skill. (And I’m feeling that even more now just observing how Flame talks about other smp pvp) 

And Clown coming into the fight with an advantage was so much stronger than Minute deciding an advantage halfway though the fight. Clown does this all the time, not taking a fight until he’s properly prepped for the specific situation. Like bringing the crystals to the finale fight to even out the playing field: he prepares to get the advantage. 

Vs Minute is too good-hearted to think that cutthroat from the start (well, except for changing the durability of their armor) He absolutely thinks cut-throat when he realizes he’s doomed, but off the bat he’s too much a superhero. He thought the fight would just be Mapicc and Ro while Zam would sit out, like what??? It’s Lifesteal, if they’re on they’re all fighting. And then they were surprised when Clown came back on to fight. They were confident, but they should have been thinking defensively and like they were doomed the second it was a 4v3. Maybe not doomed, but not like it was even. 

Much like all the lore of the server, the specific players matter so much in each scenario. Without someone, or with someone, a whole arc is different. Clown changed the tides in that fight simply from being the better team manager. Had someone else been the 4th player it would have gone completely differently. 

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jumper pov here

zam here fight starts 2:47:00

[celaenaeiln]

What would you consider to be Dick's very best qualities? What would you consider to be quintessential qualities for Dick Grayson to be Dick Grayson? Thank you 😊

Oooh! I’m gonna talk about the qualities that make up the core of Dick Grayson. Writers have different ways of writing him but if they’re lacking one of these qualities then it’s not him they’re writing. Super generally, there are three things he must have.

1. Over-competence

If Dick isn’t the best then it isn’t him. No doubt, canonically Dick is the best. This isn’t even a take, he’s so good at what he does and who he is, people literally form complexes because of him. Tim has a complex about him, Jason has a complex about him, Bruce has complex about him, Roy, Wally, heroes, villains, even freaking Deathstroke has a complex about him. He’s just so good at fighting, solving crime, and tactical maneuvering that he is quite literally considered the height of excellence. Freaking Bruce has relationship issues because Dick is so perfect that he fails like he - Batman - is failing!

Dick’s entire relationship history with everyone - romantic, platonic, friendship, every type can be summed up to one thing - his perfectionism and how others are affected by it. So if Dick isn’t easily kicking villain butt then that’s not him. Everyone just knows that he'll always win or survive.

Like Helena says -

Detective Comics (2016) Issue #1056

He'll be fine. He's freaking Nightwing.

2. His kindness

While Dick loved adventure and fighting as Robin, what he loved even more was talking care of people. He thought of it as Robin’s job to help the victims, and he did it because he wanted to. Soothing crying children, reassuring worried parents, finding lost pets - he loved the joy that came with make people feel happier and better. Batman might be the dark avenger obsessed with fighting crime but Dick was the one who focused on the first responder type of cases from the victims side.

His first instinct is to help people. That's also why he's such a good character because he can wipe the ground with almost anyone but he's also sweet and soft enough to just feed a bird that hopped inside.

The New Titans (1988) Issue #71

This scene is probably my favorite Dick Grayson scene of all time.

3. His leadership

Quite frankly the greatest leader. Qualities that make up a great leader is the ability to actively listen, properly delegate tasks, communicate effectively, show empathy, make difficult decisions, be accountable for their actions, have strong integrity, and have a strategic mindset. Dick effectively displays all of this to the maximum extent.

And the whole community adores him for it-

Titans (2003) Issue #23

Superboy: "Nightwing and Starfire brought wave two. Which is just about everyone who's ever been a Titan."

"It's a natural thing when Nightwing shows up. None of us are conscious of it, really--but we all look to him for orders."

It's because of these three qualities, that Dick Grayson is who he is and why he has the blanket adoration of the hero community.

[cal-daisies-and-briars]

Hello Cal!! 💕💕💕💕

Maximum for 🧜‍♂️ please!

I am LOVING this fic!

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Hi Saturn! ❤️THANK YOU!!!!

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 Like he needs the support right now. Eddie wants to give it to him. Carefully, he wraps an arm around Buck’s shoulders. Buck tips his head onto Eddie’s collar bone. 

“Thanks,” Buck mumbles. “For all of it.”

“You don’t have to thank me,” Eddie says. “We have each other’s backs, right?”

Buck inhales sharply. “We do.”

🌊

The next few times Buck shifts in the water, it hurts. Not as badly. Not as intensely. Like his tail is growing more and more used to the pain. Still, he avoids it more than he would like. More than he should. More than his body needs. But the pain concerns him. Makes him think of the accident. So he avoids it, going to the ocean only when he becomes desperate. 

Instead, he focuses on getting back to work. He attends mandatory physical therapy appointments. The practitioner is also baffled at Buck’s speedy recovery process. 

“I’ve never seen anything like this for the injury and surgery you had,” she says. 

“Guess I’m just lucky,” Buck shrugs it off.

He is. He is lucky. He knows that. Just, sometimes he feels like a freak and not even a freak that gets to properly enjoy the water anymore. 

But it’s not all bad. He gets back to work in late June. A Fire Department legend, apparently. As long as that’s the only thing they think is legendary about him, he’s fine with it. Bobby is watching him like a hawk. Like he’s waiting for him to crumble to pieces. He doesn’t know why Buck is okay. That’s his own near death is why Buck is unharmed right now. A very strange thing to be grateful for. 

Plus, on top of work, he still has Eddie. Eddie, who he spends more time with nowadays than anyone. Eddie, who is without a doubt the best friend he’s ever had. Eddie, who is the only person who knows the weight of the secret on his shoulders. Eddie, who Buck has started to look at differently lately. 

It’s sort of strange, because Eddie is always making Buck feel things he didn’t really think were possible. For example, before he’d met Eddie - and for a good amount of time after he met Eddie - Buck would have confidently called himself straight. Comfortable in the fact that he’d been attracted to all the women he’s been with. Content with that identity. Not looking to explore. 

Except, if that were entirely true, things would be a bit different for Buck, wouldn’t they? He wouldn’t think about things like how Eddie’s eyes are so beautiful. His smile wouldn’t make Buck feel warm. Buck wouldn’t have wished, that day on the beach when Eddie held him, for Eddie to have touched more of him. He wouldn’t want to be around him all the time. He wouldn’t wonder about what kissing him would be like, when he is. 

Maybe Buck should do something about that. But he’s too damn chicken. 

🌻

It starts as a joke. 

Eddie swears. Just a joke. 

Buck is over one weekend day. Christopher is at a classmate’s birthday. Buck is sort of down. He tried shifting again recently and the pain was still there. They decided to take it easy. Movie, beers, chips.

“We should watch Splash. Study your culture,” Eddie had teased him.

“I don’t know what that is,” Buck says. “Is it set in Pennsylvania or something.”

“Oh my god, Buck,” Eddie had sighed. “We’re fixing this.”

Buck shrugs. “If you say so.”

“I do!” Eddie insists. “There’s a mermaid.”

“Oh?” Buck raises an eyebrow. “Is it a cartoon?”

“Just watch, Buck.”

And they do. Buck is delighted by it. The humor. The ‘unrealistic’ mermaid plot. Though, what does he know, really? He’s only met himself. 

There’s a strange moment, midway through the movie, where Tom Hanks’ character is dressed in 80s-style gym shorts. The type that are pretty short cut, reveal a lot of thigh. Buck shifts a little. He sort of looks at Eddie out of the corner of his eye, and then looks back at the screen.

“They’re both kind of hot, huh? Like, both leads?” Buck asks awkwardly. 

“Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks?” Eddie asks.

Buck nods. 

Wait a minute. What is going on here? Buck is into Tom Hanks? A young Tom Hanks. Okay, yeah. Eddie can see the appeal. He certainly did as a kid watching this. But Buck? Buck isn’t… Is he? He called himself an ally. 

“Can’t say either of them do anything for me personally,” he replies, trying to keep it casual. “But I see the appeal.”

“Right, yeah, well…” Buck stammers. “Right.”

“Good job on the complete sentence, there,” Eddie teases. 

“Shut up,” Buck nudges him. 

They’re sitting a bit closer on the couch than they were when the movie started. 

Then it sort of takes another turn. See, it’s been years since Eddie has seen the movie. Well over a decade. Sophia used to watch it all the time, but Eddie started spending less and less time with his little sisters when life got… Well, complicated. Anyway, the point is, Eddie doesn’t remember it beat for beat. He doesn’t remember the scene where Madison is sprayed down with water leaving a party, by someone determined to out her, and shifts immediately, being photographed and mobbed and eventually taken by government scientists. 

Eddie can’t miss the way Buck tenses. Goes a little white. Honestly? Eddie feels it too. He’s not a merman, obviously. But the thought of being outed like that makes him queasy. And scared. Very scared. 

“I’m sorry,” he tells Buck. “I forgot about this scene. I… I can turn it off.”

“No,” Buck says. “It’s okay. I want to see how it ends.”

“I’m sorry,” Eddie mumbles again. 

“Don’t be, Eddie. It’s a movie.”

“But you know… You know I’d never let that happen to you, right? I’d… I’ll always protect your secret. I’d never-”

“You’re not always with me,” Buck says lowly. “And I have more control over it than her.”

[galacticnova3]

Remember when I made that poll where we collaboratively made a fakemon? Well folks, it wasn’t entirely incomprehensible by the end!

And you know what that means! Here’s what a maximum of 41 of you people have been waiting for, our friend….. IHaven’tThoughtOfANameYet

You wanted floaty bits? It’s ALL floaty bits! You wanted it to be like 40% wings and 40% tail and maybe just a little bit of arms and head? And you wanted that to be covered in eyes? I… did my best! And the cheese slice IS there, it’s just uh. A little old. Finely aged. And also inedible.

Info on the creacher under the cut!

Their category would be either the Curator Pokémon or the Macabre Pokémon. It’s a genderless Rock/Ghost type because, c’mon, it’s the obvious choice, and what are old bones if not just rocks in progress? In battle, their signature ability would be Coalesce, which restores 30% of damage dealt by rock type moves, and also raises its more proficient defensive stat by one stage. I imagine it’d be a halfway decent counter to everyone’s favorite salt staller, what with the immunity to Salt Cure. Alternatively, it can get Levitate as a hidden ability.

These guys are made up of multiple individuals(like Stakataka, Falinks, Maushold, etc) that live in a group; when encountering another group, they’ll usually just combine rather than fighting over their bones because Bigger Skeleton Nice. They don’t know exactly how most bones are supposed to fit together, and they also don’t care. They are similarly unconcerned with not mixing different remains, so they’re usually just a mishmash of various deceased things, using bones from multiple sources as desired.

As for why exactly they do this, nobody really knows for sure. It was once theorized that they do it because they couldn’t see the other parts of living things(like permanent X-Ray vision) and thought they would fit in better by doing this… But of course that was disproven when someone pointed out they can see and interact with invertebrate/Boneless™️ Pokémon just fine. Now it’s most commonly thought they are made up of departed spirits that couldn’t pass on, and seek to make themselves a body so they don’t disappear. Still others think they are kinda just freaks, going around possessing bones and putting them together because there’s nothing really telling them not to. Speaking of which, the bones they’ve possessed/inspirited do not break or wear down the same way normal ones do. If they are somehow damaged, they can use other bones to repair them.

They’re more curious about living things than wary of them, and are overall pretty docile despite their frightening appearance. It’s unheard of for one to attack unprovoked.

That said, their curiosity and lack of fear makes them quite a nuisance to paleontologists— they will shamelessly steal excavated bones and fossils AND put them back together wrong, which just adds insult to injury. They’re also rather obnoxious to Palossand, intentionally harassing them because they learned the spooky sandcastles will give them free bones if annoyed enough. It should also be noted that they do NOT get along with Cubone, Marowak, or Mandibuzz, but seem to mingle just fine with Pokémon revived from fossils. None of their pestering behavior is from a place of malice, though— they just don’t have much of a concept that not all currently unused bones are free real estate.

Lastly, it’s likely that they are responsible for a lot of tales of fossils that mysteriously disappeared once excavated or moved to storage— it’s next to impossible to tell them apart from regular bones when they’re not active, beyond their unusual durability and shape. However, the presence of bones in various conditions and stages of decomposition or fossilization should be enough to give it away to any non-amateur paleontologist what they’re dealing with, even if it’s not immediately clear that the “skeleton” is a hodgepodge. If you aren’t sure, you can always try to wake the dead and see if it actually works or not!

Some design notes: the “wings” were actually based on the bones in human arms, hands, and fingers, just shuffled around a lot. The head was very loosely inspired by half of a pelvis, with the shape of the part under the eye actually being a reference to when it was just a straight up broken pelvis. The tail tip is actually a bony talon, while the main body is mostly vertebrae from a tail. The normal form’s coloration is just meant to look like bones from three skeletons in different stages of desiccation, with the eyes meant to have a glazed over look to them. As for the markings, I originally planned to have them match the translucent areas/ectoplasm, but then I realized using something similar to the eye color would make them look more like the eye spots they were meant to be while also looking like they could have been more vibrant but got sunbleached. The shiny’s colors, in turn, are simpler: the palette is just meant to evoke zombie or bog body vibes.

Making this lad was fun! I’ll think of a name eventually, unless anyone wants to make suggestions. Maybe I’ll even go back and clean up the coloring to not just be 90% fill tool. And if you’d be interested in using this design in a fangame or as inspiration/to do a redesign, feel free to do so with credit, and send me whatever thing it is that it’s used for! :>

[asher-agere]

hiiii I’ve never seen someone who likes Kotlc and Agere so this is so cool :D my fav character is dex so I was wondering if you had any other head cannons for him??? Love your other Kotlc ideas too :3

AHH IT’S TIME. I LOVE THAT MY FIRST KOTLC REQUEST WAS DEX HE’S SO SWEET THE BABY EVER

Little Dex

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➤ So! For KOTLC requests I won’t be saying a specific age range, because of how different elves age it feels wrong to give them a human age? I just don’t think any characters would be able to identify their age, nothing would feel right, maybe Sophie? But even with her it’s a stretch. But I can still say an age group! Dex is a kiddo I feel like, he’s pretty decently coordinated and able to talk well, he struggles more so with focusing properly and understanding the big kid stuff going on

➤ Fidget toys!!!! Get this kid some fidget toys!! He really likes things with buttons and switches and gears that he can twist and turn. Also just give him a pile of like miscellaneous “junk” and let him build his own toy… He loves it. He’ll just sit there quietly babbling to himself and if his caregiver asks him he explains that he’s obviously talking to the gadget he’s holding. Y’know just technopath stuff don’t worry about it…

➤ Depending on who his caregiver is he’s either an absolute rascal or he’s the sweetest thing ever. Examples. If Keefe is his caregiver they’re pranking everyone in sight, Dex’s entire family all have new hair colors and Keefe grew cat ears at some point. But if Biana is his caregiver he’s a snuggly little guy that uses his manners. He’s very adaptable. There’s also the in between! For example having Sophie as a caregiver he’s a sweetheart for her but if anyone else comes within 5 feet of them he becomes a total brat

➤ Incredibly open about his regression. He told his family about it almost as soon as he figured out what he was doing and that he did it consistently. He’d told absolutely everyone from the Tinker to the members of Team Valiant (He was definitely hesitant to tell Stina… But with Biana and Sophie both in Mama Bear mode Stina decided that it really wasn’t worth it). If he can imagine any situation where someone would benefit from knowing about his regression then he’s telling them, just to be safe

➤ Just like tinkering he still loves alchemy while regressed. Most of the time he knows the rules of don’t put stuff in your mouth it could be dangerous. But… Every now and then he slips down to toddler space. And the alchemy rules are replaced with toddlers rules such as “taste everything to find out what it is”. A lot of the time this honestly results in him drinking random elixirs- So if Dex has bright pink hair that goes down past his bum and he doesn’t seem to be trying to fix it, he’s most likely just regressed and taste tested a couple elixirs

➤ Someone please give this kid some human video games. He immediately freaks out over how cool it is, then within like 5 minutes he’s hacked it to get to the maximum level, his inventory is full, and he has infinite money. Within like half an hour he’ll be babbling to himself as he completely reprograms his silly little game to make it better. Then of course he makes either his caregiver or a playmate test it out! But like also he’ll sit there and tell them how to beat everything

➤ As he regresses his attention span is absolutely thrown out the window. His caregiver needs to literally pick him up to get his attention. He won’t pay attention to his bodily needs like being hungry or tired and he’ll get really cranky but insist he doesn’t need anything. He’s busy! He can’t take a break right now! Ask again like. Never maybe? A cranky Dex can also get incredibly sassy, he needs a very patient caregiver for these times. He knows he’s smart, so he assumes he’d know if he needs something! Boy is he wrong though Dex honey we can’t go 24 hours without food-

➤ He’s made gadgets to alert caregivers when he’s regressed! Like yes he could just hail them but if his speech is bad enough he can’t say their names right then that won’t work well… I like to think it’s a gadget that continues alerting anyone who might take care of him until someone alerts the system that they’re good to go take care of him and he’s all taken care of. This only applies if he has multiple caregivers or at least babysitters. Which like. Come on he totally does this isn’t even a debate

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Ok yeah… Writers block cured. This is exactly what I needed to write. I genuinely didn’t take a single break writing this the words just flowed right through my fingers

[DNI ID: A light blue box with a dark blue border. Dex to the left and a purple elixir in a vial in the upper right. Dark blue text reads “DNI if your blog isn’t child safe. I will block NSFW accounts” End ID]

[sharp-silver4795]

Creepypasta 💰

How much bag the creeps bring in

Here’s the thing- Zalgo doesn’t pay his folks and just makes them rely fully on him…….. so this is just the mansion :P

General

Most people in the Mansion are paid either a fixed income or an hourly wage and then get extra money per casualty.

Hour - hr

Casualty - cas

Proxy - px

Medical service - md

Other - op

All amounts are in USD

If there is no set time or “per [__]” assume the amount is given bi weekly

Inner and Mid Mansion

They get a fixed income. They get paid a certain amount bi-weekly and get extra money every time they find and kill someone. The mid mansion makes different amounts depending on where they are.

Inner Mansion:

$1200

$100-250 per casualty

Mid Mansion:

$500 (Game Freaks)

$800 (Circus Freaks)

$200 per casualty

General Rebellion

These are the ones that get payed by the hour.

The north sides of the rebellion tend to make less by the hour, but they make more per casualty.

Overview

What it means

Since the Inner and Mid Mansion are paid fixed, they don’t have a limit to how long they can/can’t stay out to work cuz they don’t patrol.

The northern rebellion(s) have less time that they’re allowed out since not many people will wander in there.

There’s a highway directly south of the mansion, so the southern rebellion(s) need to be out longer.

Even though this pic only shows the limits, there are minimums as well.

Defensive Rebellion

Raw Pay:

~South~

Clockwork $150/hr

X-Virus $130/hr

Puppeteer $120/hr

~North~

Jane the Killer $95/hr

Nina the Killer $90/hr

Nathan the Nobody $90/hr

Casualty Pay:

~South~

Clockwork $95

X-Virus $90

Puppeteer $90

~North~

Jane the Killer $130

Nina the Killer $220

Nathan the Nobody $220

All Pay:

Clockwork ($150/hr + $95/cas)

Jane ($95/hr + $130/cas)

Nina ($90/hr + $220/cas)

Nathan ($90/hr + $220/cas)

Puppeteer ($120/hr + $90/cas)

X-Virus ($130/hr $90/cas $900px)

Hour Limits:

Maximums

South ~ 18hrs

North ~ 14hr

Minimums

South ~ 12hrs

North ~ 9hrs

Offensive Rebellion

I am too lazy to separate north and south again- just remember that Liu and EJ are in the South and Toby and Jeff are in the North

Raw Pay:

Jeff the Killer $80/hr

Ticci Toby $90/hr

Liu Words $275/hr

Eyeless Jack $335/hr

Casualty Pay:

Jeff the Killer $250

Ticci Toby $250

Liu Woods $80

Eyeless Jack $0

All Pay:

Jeff ($80/hr $250/cas)

Toby ($90/hr $250/cas $900/px)

Liu ($275/hr $80/cas $60/ot)

EJ ($335/hr $90/ot $800/md)

Hour Limits:

Maximums

Jeff & Toby - 16hr

Liu - 20hr

EJ - 12hr (4hr for each meal)

Minimums

Jeff - 8hr

Toby - 10hr

Liu - 12hr

EJ - 6hr

I know it’s a long one- thanks for hanging in if ya made it this far!!!

Diver Creds: Sister-Lucifer

Header Creds: Me~