#and they’re givin me the good stuff

[twilightcitysky]

Courtship

“Crowley, come in! I was just redecorating.”

“Really? You never redecorate. Last change you made was in 1860, when you had the plumbing installed.”

Aziraphale smiled at him. “After everything that happened, I started thinking things over,” he said tenderly. “We almost lost the bookshop, but here it is, good as new. We almost lost the world, and… and now that we didn’t, I want to make some changes. I think it’s time.”

Crowley frowned. “Here, have you got something in your eye? You keep blinking.”

Aziraphale stopped trying to flutter his eyelashes. “I’ve painted the back room,” he said eventually, in a more normal tone of voice. “Would you like to see?”

He headed towards the door without waiting for an answer and pushed it open. “What do you think?”

“Oh, um. Very nice. I might’ve gone with a warm gray, or maybe mother-of-pearl… but yellow’s good too.”

“I happen to like this particular shade of yellow,” Azirphale said, a trifle testily. “Very much.”

Crowley held up his hands. “Hey, it’s your bookshop. Are you ready for lunch?”

*

“What’s this?”

“They’re flowers. Roses, dahlias, and a few Peruvian lilies.”

"What do they do?"

Aziraphale, holding out the intricately beribboned, carefully wrapped and above all expensive display from the most exclusive florist in London, began to feel a bit awkward. "They… smell nice, I suppose? And they can brighten up a room."

Crowley peered over his glasses. "Sure, for a little while. But they're cut, see?" He touched the bottom of the bouquet, as if Aziraphale perhaps hadn't noticed. "They'll die in a week."

“I suppose. I thought you might–”

“Is this more redecorating? I can help with that, no problem. Listen, why don’t I get rid of these for you… and if you’re wanting something for the bookshop, we’ll get a nice rubber plant to put under the window.”

Aziraphale sighed.

*

“Oi, angel! Think you dropped something!” Crowley jogged to catch up with him and put the matte black box, which he’d left on the seat of the Bentley, back into his hands.

“Ah. Actually, you see… that was for you.” Aziraphale felt his cheeks heat. “In case you got peckish,” he added lamely.

“This fancy stuff? Men break into bedrooms at midnight to leave this kind of chocolate next to pillows. Saw it in an advert.”

Aziraphale brightened. “Would you like me to break into your bedroom?” he asked, a tad breathlessly.

Crowley laughed. “What for? Listen, why don’t you have these. You’ll appreciate ‘em more than I will.”

*

“Are you ready to go?” Crowley glanced at his watch.

“Just one more thing. I. Er. I-thought-you-could-wear-this,” Aziraphale said in a rush. “If you like.”

Crowley took the velvet box from his trembling hand.

He opened it. “It’s…”

“Yes?”

“It’s very sparkly.” Crowley held the ring up to the light.

“It’s a diamond,” Aziraphale said desperately. “A diamond ring.”

“Oh. And you’re givin’ it to me because…”

“I–” Aziraphale stopped. He searched Crowley’s face, looking for a flicker of understanding. “My dear, I would like–”

“Oh wait, let me guess. It’s for your magic act, right? Are you practicing palming again, or is this the sort of ring that squirts ink when you twist the jewel?” Crowley pulled curiously at a glittering stone the size of his thumbnail. “Happy to help if you need an assistant. Just no more bullet tricks, okay?”

Aziraphale stared at him. “Yes,” he replied dully. “My magic act. Yes. Exactly. I’m trying to make something appear.”

“Got it in one!” Crowley gave him a pleased grin. “I know you so well, angel.”

“I daresay you do.”

Aziraphale followed him out to the car. There’s nothing else for it, he thought. I’ll have to throw a cotillion ball.

[kaontic]

Oh my actual Lord, the dream’s come true. O_O

*Kicks down door* OH THUNDERCRACKEEER~

BUSTER’S ‘BOUT TO GETTA NEW FRIEEEND~ (´∀`)//🐱

He’s got a pet human now too, I guess—

Why my dumb human ass, with my crappy art, could almost wish upon an evil shootin’ star, that it was me instead “What?” What—? 😶

Alright. Now we just need Skywarp to get one. Or two. Or a few. Someday. Maybe.

Um—

*Whispers* Psst, hey, Megs, I don’t wanna be that betch—I make unintentional mistakes I gotta edit for my sanity all the time—but, it’s “What do you say?”. That’s probably why they’re givin’ ya looks.

I mean, that’s pretty accurate Megatron dialogue ngl. Like this is the same guy that said in G1 “Power flows to the one who knows how”, as if that was an actual full sentence.

Ik, that’s beside the point of what the frag’s goin’ on, so, “respectfully” (with heavy emphasis on the quotation marks)—

Can ya just…rip out your own chain-smoker soundin’ aft voice box, and shove it? Pretty please? Mr. Geneva Suggestions?

“YoU kNoW tHe LiMiTs Of My PoWeR! i NeEd SoMeOnE tO wIElD mE!”

“But my leader, you have your fusion cannon—”

“Do NoT qUeStIoN mE sTaRsCrEaM!”

Unless Skybound’s gonna give us a “good” aft explanation for this, like some Cybertronian gunformer curse we dunno about yet (given the serious corruption goin’ on, from the looks of it, with Star and Op)—

I would say more about Megs’ gun mode as an effective concept, but I’ll save all that for another post.

Instead I’ll just spout out this scrap to review:

Most explanations are welcome for why villains do what they do, even if it’s just “Cuz I’m evil”. 😈

(TF One Sentinel tho…yeah. Gotta make a post regardin' him as well)

Here, they wanna save their home planet as energy sources dwindle.

Ok, so resources. Got it. Yes. #1 reason why wars are fought, and wars need soldiers to fuel ‘em. Enemies turned potential recruits who are prisoners don’t comply? Well, logically speaking then— 🤡

Or maybe, just maybe—this might sound crazy, but—how about not start a whole goddamn war that will worsen this crisis, Megs?

How about not turn fellow Cybertronians into the worst versions of themselves, and delete their innocence? Cuz great, now ya created a monster that will betray ya!

Ask yourself: what the frag are you fighting for?

Cuz you’re just makin’ the problem worse, mate.

At least Jetfire tried to look beyond Cybertron peacefully for a solution, which despite how well that went, sounded a helluva lot better than exhaustive in-fighting, but no, frag exploration.

Frag trading with “filthy” organic alien species.

Frag experimenting for new sources of energy (lookin’ at you, Shockwave. Now I know your aft was enabled).

Frag examining Cybertron’s history for answers.

Frag speaking with Optimus like a civilized individual.

Population control’s where it’s at, apparently. ಠ_ಠ)

Jesus, so many questions NOT ENOUGH DEETS. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

WE NEED MORE FLASHBACKS STAT.

Skybound Megs so far, is coming off as a guy who, when the worst happens, will just use the situation/impending apocalypse to his advantage to do terrible stuff, and get away with it through all the chaos.

Furthermore, it’s like we’re watching him live out some sick fantasy of his while he’s all “This is for the greater good of Cybertron!”. Like no bitch! There’s other options! You have no excuse!

You wanna be a pred, who kills for pleasure and power, while demanding to share that experience with others with or without their consent.

There. That’s what kept me up last issue.

Well, this is one moral of this ongoing story, and life advice I guess:

BEWARE THE F*CKIN’ NICE ONES!

For they may be the worst of all. Great…

*Proceeds to pollute my sketchbook with more Megatron art cuz I am indeed that betch*

[asordinaryppl]

A3! Homepage Lines - Valentine's Day (2025)

graphics and proofreading by myuntachis!

text version under the cut!

Spring Troupe

Sakuya: I’m actually always nervous when you give me chocolates. Even now…

Masumi: Receiving chocolate from you always makes me so happy I could cry. Thank you so much, really. … I love you.

Tsuzuru: I woke up a little earlier today, probably ‘cause I was excited for you to give me chocola… Uh, I sound like a little kid, don’t I?

Itaru: Your handmade chocolate is an S-tier recovery item. TYSM for the full heal.

Citron: This year’s thank you kiss will be on your favorite spot! Ohhh, what a cute reaction♪

Chikage: You’re a magician too, in my eyes. I don’t like chocolates, and yet you turn them into special presents.

Summer Troupe

Tenma: It’s obvious that I’m waiting for chocolate? If you tell me you’ve got something to give me this time of year… Of course I’ll look forward to it.

Yuki: Oh, it’s a teddy bear chocolate. W-Well, it’s pretty cute, I guess? Thanks, I’ll savor it.

Muku: This year’s chocolate is delicious too! This flavor is a once-a-year gift to me.

Misumi: Thanks for giving me a different triangle chocolate every year~ You’ve become a master at finding triangle chocolates!

Kazunari: Your chocolate is sweeter than usual this year! Did you put all your feelings for me in it?

Kumon: Thanks! I don’t do so good with sweet stuff, but I could eat a ton of your chocolates!

Autumn Troupe

Banri: TY for always givin’ me chocolate. So? Ya gonna feed it to me or what? Just kiddin’.

Juza: The chocolate I get from you’s special, so I wanted to savor it, but it was gone in an instant.

Taichi: I made chocolates with Mi-chan this year! They’re for you, of course! ‘Kay, here you go!

Omi: Directo… Oops, great minds think alike. First, please accept this chocolate financier from me.

Sakyo: Your chocolate’s pretty elaborate this time too. …Is that all you’ll give me? I’m free all day, y’know.

Azami: Thanks for the chocolate. …Huh? I-It’s shaped like a heart!? You should only give this kinda thing to the guy you… l-like.

Winter Troupe

Tsumugi: Ohhh, this chocolate looks delicious. Thank you very much. Please try mine as well.

Tasuku: I shouldn’t take you giving me chocolate like this every year for granted. …Thanks. 

Hisoka: There’s a marshmallow inside the chocolate… Did you make this? I’m happy, I’ll savor it.

Homare: It seems that I managed to give you my gift before you gave me yours this year. That shocked face is precisely what I wanted to see.

Azuma: I’ve prepared some delicious chocolates for you. Come over here, I’ll feed them to you.

Guy: Thank you as always, Director. Being able to express our feelings like this is not something to be taken for granted.

Backstage

Matsukawa: I was actually hoping you’d give me chocolate this year too~! Your kindness touches my heart!

Tetsuro: Thank you… this year too… I’ll savor… and eat it…

Akashi: Ah… Thank you for giving me chocolate this year as well. It’s always nice to receive chocolates, no matter how old you get.

Rento: Is it just me, or did the quality of yer chocolates get even better this year? Ya never cease ta amaze~

Sakoda: Thanks for the specially-made chocolate! I can just feel the love ya put in it!

[thesagesjournal]

[Log-in story] A Dance Of Bountiful Blossoms And The Crystalline Banquet ①

Appearing characters: Cain, Murr, Bradley

Cain: …

Murr: Aw, why the long face, Cain? Got somethin’ on your mind?

Cain: Yeah, actually. The Master Sage looked real down earlier and it’s all I’ve been thinking about since.

Cain: I wanna cheer them up somehow, but maybe it’d be better to give them some space for now.

Cain: Then again, I always appreciate having someone reach out to me in times like these…

Cain: What do you think, Murr?

Murr: Me? I’d interview the Master Sage!

Cain: You’d… what?

Murr: The only person who can answer your questions is them, right? If that’s true, then why are you just sitting here, twiddlin’ your thumbs?

Cain: …You’ve got a point! I’m not gonna figure anything out by myself.

Cain: I can’t believe I wasted all that time. Thanks, Murr!

Cain: Rutile and Mitile were also worried, so I’m gonna talk to them first.

Murr: Okey-dokey, and while you do that, I’ll get the Master Sage!

Cain: Huh? Why?

Murr: I wanna know how they’re feeling, too!

Murr: What emotions are tainting their heart after experiencing such a loss? Is it anger? Grief? Resentment?

Murr: I wanna know everything! Okay, seeya!

Cain: Waitwaitwait, wait! Murr!

Bradley: Can the two of ya shaddup? What’s goin’ on here?

Cain: Bradley! Thank goodness! We have to stop Murr!

Bradley: We? Who’s “we”?

Cain: You heard about what happened to the Master Sage, right?

Murr: Well, it’s a golden opportunity to speak to them at their most vulnerable!

Murr: So why are ya stoppin’ me?

Cain: They can’t even leave their room right now. You can’t just start pokin’ at someone’s wounds when they’re feeling that way.

Bradley: Really? I think Bobhead here’s got a point.

Cain: Huh? What do you mean?

Bradley: The Sage is spirallin’ into a bottomless pit of despair, yeah? Well, unless someone steps in to help ‘em out, they’ll end up drownin’.

Bradley: If ya wanna free someone from a situation like this, sometimes ya just gotta go for it and yank ‘em out.

Cain: …

Bradley: ‘Course, it’s up to them whether they wanna talk, but sometimes givin’ them the space to vent is just the kick they need.

Cain: Hmm…

Murr: Ooh, didja change your mind, Cain?

Cain: No, I was just reminded of something after hearing the two of you talk.

Bradley: And that is?

Cain: Back when I first joined the Knights Order, there was a time when I was feeling pretty down, too. Then, one of my superiors noticed and came to check on me.

Cain: We ended up talking until dawn, and I spilt practically everything to him, even some embarrassing stuff I didn’t think I would.

Cain: Of course, I’m not comparing my situation to the Master Sage’s…

Cain: But I do understand what it feels like to have someone yank you out of that bottomless pit.

Murr: Sounds like we’ve got a Master Sage to save then! We'll make 'em lay their heart bare to us!

Bradley: Don’t drag me into this… But I s’pose I can tag along this time ‘round.

Bradley: It ain’t my style to shut up and sit back either.

Cain: W-Wait!

Cain: Shouldn’t we work this out more before barging in!?

[aeoki]

Swing Night - Prologue

Characters: Adonis, Kouga & Keito Season: Spring

Kouga: ♪~♪~

(Alrighty, time for another hard-workin’ day ♪)

(Things sure were a mess when “HELLSING” were involved, but “UNDEAD” could grow even bigger by absorbin’ em.)

(Thanks to that, we were performin’ and doing variety TV shows – things were super hectic, but I wanted to keep busy.)

(I’m givin’ it everythin’ I’ve got and every day feels fulfillin’.)

(My schedule’s also packed to the brim and even though I’ve just graduated Yumenosaki, I ain’t got any time to get burnt out.)

(Actually, I think I’ve been ignorin’ real life and other small stuff ‘cause I’ve been so busy… Hm?)

What the hell…? Why’re there so many people in front of the dorm entrance?

Keito: –Oogami!

Kouga: Huh? What’s wrong, frickin’ Four-Eyes? Why’d you call out my name so energetically first thing in the mornin’?

Keito: Stop slandering glasses. In fact, you should show some respect.

Kouga: The hell? Why do I have to respect glasses?

Anyway, that ain’t important. What’s with the crowd? Did somethin’ happen?

Is it a fight!?

Keito: Don’t jinx it. And wipe that excited expression off your face.

Kouga: I know. It was just a joke, geez.

Keito: Hmph. A joke? I see someone’s in a good mood. Well, I suppose things for “UNDEAD” have been looking up lately.

But it’s also precisely at times like these that people tend to ignore their footing. You must keep your guard up even after victory, or so they say.

Kouga: Huh? Why’re you actin’ like my upperclassman now?

I’ve already graduated from Yumenosaki. We’re no longer students of different grades – we’re members of society with equal standing now.

Keito: Indeed. You’re right. Welcome to society.

Kouga: I don’t care ‘bout that. Tell me what’s going on.

Keito: I’d actually like to ask you this: Have you not heard anything?

Kouga: Huuuh? What’re ya talkin’ about? Does this have somethin’ to do with me?

Keito: Look closely. They’re all paparazzi and reporters, packed into the entrance to the dorm.

Kouga: Paparazzi and reporters? Why’re they here? Seems pretty exaggerated to me. It’s like they’re here for a press conference or somethin’.

Keito: That’s a rather fitting phrase to describe it. It seems something intriguing that the public is focussing all their attention on is occurring. It appears Mr. Popular over there is in the centre of the whirlpool.

Kouga: Who? Uhh…?

Dammit, I can’t see ‘cause of the crowd!

Keito: Would you like a lift, Oogami?

Kouga: Why do you sometimes act like you’re my big brother or somethin’!? I’m a lone wolf, you hear – an only child!

Keito: Hmph. It wasn’t my intention to act like your older brother.

In any case, look. You can see a little bit when you look from here, right?

Kouga: Hmm…?

Adonis: …………

Kouga: Huh? Hey, that’s Adonis!

Keito: It is. It appears the reason for the whole fuss is Otogari this time.

Paparazzi and reporters stormed the dorm upon hearing that Adonis Otogari, a member of the popular idol unit “UNDEAD”, has a girlfriend.

Kouga: Oh, yeah, yeah. Huh. So it was just about Adonis having a girlfriend…

HUUUUH!? ADONIS HAS A GIRLFRIEND!?

Keito: Indeed. It appears they’re saying all sorts of things like how he acts like a gentleman on the outside, but he’s actually a playboy… 

Kouga: What the hell!? That doesn’t just apply to Adonis! They don’t know nothin’ and are just sayin’ whatever the hell they want!

I’m gonna go and shut their traps.

Keito: Wait! Don’t head over there, cracking your knuckles!

Calm down and stay put. You’ll just make things worse.

Kouga: But…!

Keito: Don’t worry. Anyone who knows Otogari knows what sort of person he is. He’ll prove that those were just baseless rumours.

Right now, Otogari is doing his best to earnestly deal with the situation. Watch over him if you’re his friend.

Reporter: There are rumours that you have a girlfriend, Otogari-san… Is that true?

Adonis: …………

Reporter: Well?

Adonis: No. That’s a mistake. I don’t have a girlfriend.

Kouga: (Y–Yeah~ Heheh, that’s the Adonis I know…!)

(Heheh. He’s acting so confident, so the reporters should understand that those rumours were wrong…♪)

Reporter: No, no. Otogari-san, please don’t twist words. We have quite a lot of evidence backing our claim.

Adonis: I know. She isn’t my girlfriend, but my fiance.

Kouga & Keito: ………….

Kouga: HUUUUUUUUUUH!? WHAT IN THE FRICKIN’ HELLLLLLL!?

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[the-himawari]

A3! Sakisaka Muku - Translation [SSR] MANKAI Treasure (2/3)

*Please read disclaimer on blog

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Muku: (This should be the place, I think…)

Sakyo: …

Muku: ! —Good afternoon, Sakyo-san.

Sakyo: Ah, you came. That was quicker than I thought.

Mukuk: The hint for my treasure hunt was easy to figure out, after all. This came to mind as soon as I saw the sheet. It felt new talking to you alone here, so I remember it like it was yesterday.

Sakyo: Same here.

*flashback starts*

Muku: …

Sakyo: …Sakisaka?

Muku: Sakyo-san! What a coincidence.

Sakyo: Yeah. …Are you studyin’? I didn't interrupt you, did I?

Muku: Oh, no. I’m more or less finished already, so it’s not a problem. If you’d like, why don’t you take a seat here? Did you come here to read some books?

Sakyo: I just wrapped up some work nearby. I finished what I had to do earlier than planned, so I thought I’d read some books as a break before headin’ home.

Muku: Okay, I see.

Sakyo: …Sakisaka, I see your glass is empty already. It looks like you were workin’ hard on your studies. I’ll buy you another drink.

Muku: Eh! Not at all. You don’t have to treat me…! I was just doing my own thing here…

Sakyo: There’s no need to be polite. But if Nanao and the others find out, they'll be clamourin' all over me. So in exchange, don't say a peep to them about this.

Muku: Alright…! Thank you very much for the treat.

Sakyo: Don’t mention it. What do you wanna order?

Muku: Hmm, I’ll get iced tea then…!

-pause-

Sakyo: By the way, the shoujo manga you told me about the other day was pretty interestin’ and worth the read.

Muku: Really!? That’s wonderful to hear!

Sakyo: The drawings were really detailed. The outfits were also drawn with lots of care.

Muku: That’s right! All the scenes were breathtaking and captured your eye. The military uniform the hero was wearing looked quite dashing, didn’t it? The dress the heroine wore also had lots of variations, so I recommended it to Yuki-kun… And he said they were good references for his designs.

Sakyo: I see.

Muku: By the way, the military uniform the hero wears is so popular that they’re selling it as a plushie costume as well!

Sakyo: A plushie costume? They sell stuff like that?

Muku: Yep! It comes in several sizes, so you can dress your stuffed animal in one that fits them.

Sakyo: (Is it that popular? I dunno much about plushies myself, so I’m not sure what all the craze is about. But…) That sounds like merch you’d like, Sakisaka.

Muku: Ehehe. I can’t deny that. I’d like to dress William up one day…

Sakyo: William… oh yeah, that was the teddy bear you own, right?

Muku: Yes! Right now, I’m working hard to slowly save up money to buy that costume for him.

Sakyo: I see. You’re thinkin’ with a plan in mind. That’s great.

Muku: Thank you very much. In any case, I’m really happy that both you and Yuki-kun read that work.

Sakyo: You’re good at recommending the manga you like to others. I naturally felt like givin’ it a read. That being said, maybe we can capitalize on that…

Muku: Capitalize on it…?

Sakyo: As the Shoujo Manga Appreciation Club, it might not be a bad idea to give presentations on the manga that we wanna recommend to our fellow members.

Muku: Presentations…! Wow, that makes me nervous, but I’d be happy if I could get everyone even a little interested in the things I have to share.

Sakyo: Miyoshi gives great presentations too, doesn’t he?

Muku: That’s true! I’d love to listen to yours and Kazu-kun’s presentations too. Let’s discuss it with Kazu-kun as soon as we get home!

Sakyo: Yeah, let’s do that.

*flashback ends*

Muku: And that’s how the Shoujo Manga Appreciation Club started holding presentations every now and then. Both you and Kazu-kun introduce themes that I never would’ve thought of myself, so it’s always fun when it’s time for a presentation.

Sakyo: I think your presentations are intriguing too… But this comes first today. Happy birthday, Sakisaka.

Muku: Aw, thank you very much…! Wow, the wrapping is adorable. Is it alright if I open it?

Sakyo: Go ahead.

*opens*

Muku: …!! This is the military uniform from that work…! It’s the plushie costume that I mentioned back then, right…!

Sakyo: Yeah. It didn’t look like you bought it yet. You can use that money you saved up for another special somethin’. It should fit since I got Miyoshi to check the plushie’s size in advance.

Muku: Thank you so much! I’m so happy! I never thought I’d receive this costume…! I’ll dress William up once I get home!

Sakyo: Pff… if it makes you that happy, then it was worth gettin’ as a present. Alright, here’s your next hint.

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[streetkid-jay]

Hah, don't worry kiddo, it did got cheesy but it's nice to see you liking the people.

Any particular opinion on a specific person or anyone else? As you can tell i am very curious ;)

that winky face’s a bit odd, but sure…

@greenflygirl’s real sweet and kind! she reminds me of my ma; the good parts of her, obviously.

just, uh. don’t tell her i said that, yea?

i worry for her money, though… gettin’ me a ton of stuff just ta live by ain’t easy.

the same goes for @darkknightofficial and @gothamsvengance! except they seem, like, real protective of me. like in a… ‘dad’ way more than a ‘worried stranger/superhero’ way.

does that make sense??? maybe i’m just bein’ weird. i dunno. i don’t mean that in a bad way — they’re nice! i like ‘em too.

oh! and! @batkid-from-another-mother!! me and him are street kid buds. :) we give each other tips on where ta sleep and how ta get food ‘n stuff! he’s awesome. a super cool superhero if i ever saw one.

maybe with enough time, he’ll (or batman will) be number one on my ‘best superheroes’ list and not wonder woman! maybe though. i’m not givin’ him any false hope. teehee.

[verdantcrimson]

Heaven and Earth / Discernment of Heaven and Earth - 7

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[A few days later. Inside the ES building, at Rhythm Link Office]

Koga: Oh, it’s Anzu. D’ya wanna eat some vegetables?

Koga: I ended up harvestin’ too many so I’m givin’ away the extras. C’mon, eat up, you’ve been lookin’ seriously malnourished these days. Ya gotta get your vitamins.

Koga: Hm? Adonis said the same? Haha, with the meat he gives you and my veggies, you’ll have a balanced diet, yeah?

Koga: But more importantly, the hell are ya doin’ in our office so early in the mornin’?

Koga: Huuh, they’re bringin’ outside manpower ‘cause they’re short-staffed? ‘Cause the thing from earlier, what was it called, the ‘Rumblin’ Heaven and Earth’ thing’s about to start production?

Koga: Eeh? You’re tellin’ me that the show that was obviously destined to fail, is gonna be properly made into reality?

Koga: That’s— Well, guess that’s just what you’d expect from that shitty glasses guy…… Even when things seem absolutely beyond savin’, he manages to turn it around.

Koga: He absolutely never gives up, just keeps persistin’ and persistin’ stubbornly until he makes his hopes a reality.

Koga: Prolly tough for the people that gotta deal with someone like that. But well, it ain’t my problem, so I’m just gonna sit back, relax, and watch it all happen.

Koga: Heheh…♪

Keito: Oogami! It’s good you’re here! Don’t just stand around and chit-chat, come help!

Koga: Ugh, He found me!? He’s still got the same old ears from hell!

Koga: I- I don't have the time for this, y’hear! UNDEAD and HELLSING¹— I mean, we were talking about makin’ a breakthrough and goin’ all out, right?

Keito: This is something that will benefit you all too, as members of the same office.

Keito: We submitted the proposal to reform ‘Rumbling Heaven and Earth’ yet again, and though it was accepted by the agency, it ended up being a much larger scale project than anticipated, so—

Koga: AAAAAARGH! I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT! I DON’T WANNA! DON’T DRAG ME INTO YOUR SHIT!

Souma: Please do not say such things. If you could simply do odd jobs here and there to the extent of your abilities, it would be of great help. At present, reality fails to reflect our lofty ideals—

Souma: In truth, we have a shortage of most everything. We are lacking in manpower, costumes, props, setpieces, scripts, publicity and anything else you could imagine.

Keito: Yes. ‘Rumbling Heaven and Earth’ is an antiquated show, so it’s been a little difficult.

Keito: After discussion of the fact that the show wasn’t very interesting to younger audiences, we decided that the presentation of it— The design aspect of it, would need to be revamped. 

Keito: And though RhythLink is a well-established agency with a strong base, there is absolutely not enough staff available.

Keito: The more skilled a person is, the busier they tend to be, so it becomes difficult to ask them to go out of their way for our sake.

Koga: HAAH? So the reason ya called out to me was ‘cause ya thought I wasn’t talented enough to be busy!?

Keito: You’re being paranoid. I know you’ve always been like this, but why are you so excessively snappy towards me?

Souma: Heheh. His behavior is reminiscent of a child who acts rebelliously so as to test the patience of his parents or older brother. My own younger brother behaves similarly as of late.

Koga: I- I don’t need any sorta big brother! I’m happy bein’ an only child!

Kuro: Oh, Oogami, good timin’.

Koga: Argh! Why’re each and every one of ‘em comin’ to bother me? I ain’t some sorta emotional support animal to soothe yer weary souls with!

Souma: Well in truth, speaking with Oogami is quite soothing. There, there. ♪

Koga: DON’T PET ME! I’LL FUCKIN’ KILL YA!?

Kuro: Haha. By the way, after our presentation, I was put in charge of the costumes for ‘Rumbling Heaven and Earth.’

Kuro: I thought I’d try changin’ too, and after a lotta experimentin’, I think I’ve come up with some good stuff.

Keito: Yes. This is something Kiryu achieved through his own desire and effort, not because I forced him to. I’m proud of you.

Kuro: Haha. You’re too quick to praise me, danna.

Kuro: I’m pretty terrible at dealin’ with pressure, so when I get given a huge responsibility, my brain and body start to shut down.

Keito: Your self-esteem is far too low. You should think yourself deserving of an even bigger position. It’s good to be more arrogant.

Koga: That ain’t real convincin’ comin’ from a constantly condescendin’ arrogant jackass like you, shitty glasses.²

Keito: Shut up. It might feel like your clothes are wearing you at first, but you’ll grow into it.

Kuro: Sounds about right. So I decided to stop complainin’ and just do my best to design the costumes.

Kuro: I’ve sewn a sample, try it on and see, Oogami.

Koga: HUH? Why me? This has nothin’ to do with me!

Souma: We have been doing a bit of deliberating. This new costume being exclusively suited for us AKATSUKI is insufficient.

Keito: Though naturally, having it suit us is our first priority. Our first order of business is to win over the hearts of the viewers in order to make this into a long-term series.

Keito: However, we won’t be able to spend all of our time on ‘Rumbling Heaven and Earth’, so we’re planning to gradually increase the frequency of show hosts that aren’t us as time goes on.

Kuro: We’re also plannin’ on invitin’ a couple of guests, so we wanna have costumes that’ll look good on people that aren’t us.

Keito: Of course, the costumes will be adjusted to suit the cast, but generally, we’d like them to look good on anyone.

Kuro: So I designed this.

Keito: Woah? Don’t lean your body forward like that, Anzu!

Souma: Hehe. Anzu-dono adores Kiryu-dono’s outfits. Or rather, one could say Kiryu-dono is Anzu-dono’s master when it comes to sewing—

Souma: As a disciple, she simply cannot miss her master’s work. ♪

Koga: OI! Quit gettin’ all mushy and gushy on me! The hell is this outfit!?

Kuro: The theme for this one was ‘An AKATSUKI beloved by children too.’

Koga: Don’t look so proud of yourself!? I’m not gonna wear this frilly fluttery outfit! I’ll look like an idiot!

Souma: Ooh, ‘Tis akin to the ‘aneemay’ for young girls that airs in the morning on weekends. 

Kuro: Heheh, I’ve been gettin’ into cutesy costumes lately.

Koga: I said, don’t act so weirdly proud of yourself! You guys know that you’re the ones that’re gonna have to wear this on the show, right!?

Keito: It’s fine, Oogami! We live in a time where boys can be Pr*cure³ too!

Koga: SHUT UP! Are ya guys so fuckin’ busy that the sleep-deprivation is makin’ your brains glitch!?

Koga: Are ya seriously gonna be okay, with that aura of chaos ya got goin’......!?

Translation Notes:

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HELLSING is a unit comprised of the same members as UNDEAD, but with a more traditionally rock centric image. It was initially made up of AI versions of the UNDEAD members, but has since been taken over by the real versions of them. Keito was in charge of managing HELLSING. You can read more about this in Flashback, a story set chronologically before this one.

This line was localized for better reading flow, but Koga originally refers to Keito's second person pronoun of choice: 'kisama' (貴様), a derogatory way of addressing someone.

It's obvious, but this is a Precure reference, specifically a reference to the fact that they recently started introducing magical boys to the magical girl show.

[ivory-lamps]

A02: Night Office

Characters: Daniel & Yodaka Location: Hama Summary: The protagonist visits the bar Daniel frequents. They enter and find a cheerful bartender and the bar owner deep asleep… Proofreader: Shay

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ📍 Location: Ten Nights’ Dreams Bar

Momiji / Kaede: Hm…?

(There’s… a flower on the ground?)

(Did it fall from someone’s bouquet? It’s beautiful… and it’s still fresh. I wonder what sort of flower it is.)

Daniel: Heey, Manager. What’re you doin’ in the middle of the road?

Momiji / Kaede: Sorry, I found something on the ground.

Daniel: Oh… a flower, eh? Didn’t think there’d be people dropping delicate stuff like this.

So, what’re you gonna do with that?

Momiji / Kaede: It’ll wilt if I leave it on the ground, so for now, I’d like to give it some water, though.

Daniel: That’s perfect, then.

Momiji / Kaede: What do you mean?

Daniel: Come on, let’s go in.

Daniel: Hey, hey.

Momiji / Kaede: (“Ten Nights’ Dream”... This bar has really nice vibes. It’s quiet and calming.)

(I get the feeling that they’ve taken a lot of care in picking out the furnishings. I wonder if they chose them all based on the era? Oh.)

(There are flowers arranged in the vases…)

Chou un: Welcome. Two customers have entered.

Employee: Oh, sorry. We haven’t opened yet~

Hm? Oh, it’s you, Hiroshi.

Daniel: Yo.

Momiji / Kaede: (Hmm… Daniel-san mentioned he’s on good terms with the owner here, but I guess it’s because he’s a regular?)

(And is this friendly and good-looking man the owner?)

Daniel: I was told I could come earlier next time, so here I am – I came before you opened.

Employee: Huh? That’s not what that means. I’m here being a bartender so I can meet some sexy gals. So, tell me, who’s gonna be happy seeing some middle-aged man with big pecs?

Daniel: That’s my line. You always move me somewhere else when female customers walk through the door. I wouldn’t mind shouting your nasty fetishes at the top of my lungs, you know?

Daniel & Employee: Hmph.

Employee: Anyway, here’s your starter – a tequila boom boom!

Daniel: You’re givin’ me a shot right from the get-go?

Employee: It’s all yours! I could even give you the whole bottle if you want to drink straight from that!

Momiji / Kaede: (They look like they’re pretty close…)

Chief, we’re still clocked in!

Daniel: Huh~? There’s a law that says you can drink during overtime, right?

Momiji / Kaede: That law doesn’t exist.

Employee: Aha! Hey, who’s this?

Momiji / Kaede: I’m Hamasaki. Pay me no mind.

🍁 Male protagonist (Kaede) route 🍁

Daniel: Pay me no mind? Man, you’re the one person I shouldn’t have brought to a bar.

Employee: This guy’s no fun~... I can’t believe you brought a guy over~...

Kaede: Is being a guy a bad thing?

Employee: It’s fine… customers are still customers, no matter the gender. I was just thinking how I don’t want any more scruffy and dirty things.

Kaede: (Is that the image I give off…?)

🍂 Female protagonist (Momiji) route 🍂

Employee: Hey, we’ve met each other on Mars before, haven’t we?

Momiji: Excuse me?

Employee: Nah, it’s fine. It’s all in the past. Let’s have a proper encounter on Earth this time.

Daniel: I don’t mind if you flirt, but don’t forget she works under me.

Employee: …Tsk. Your chaperone here is a bit big on the muscle side.

Employee: Hey, we’ve met each other on Mars before, haven’t we?

Momiji / Kaede: Excuse me?

Employee: Nah, it’s fine. It’s all in the past. Let’s have a proper encounter on Earth this time.

Daniel: I don’t mind if you flirt, but don’t forget they work under me.

Employee: …Tsk. Your chaperone here is a bit big on the muscle side.

Daniel: Oh, I forgot to mention but this guy’s–

Yun Yun: I’m Yun Yun. Nice to meetcha.

Daniel: Yun…? Okay? You’re going with that? Not that I mind.

Momiji / Kaede: Y–Yun Yun…-san. It’s a pleasure to meet you.

Yun Yun: The pleasure’s all mine~

Daniel: By the way, where’s the owner?

Momiji / Kaede: Oh. You’re not the owner?

Yun Yun: Oh, no. Don’t lump me in with Yodaka-san. The owner’s the one lying over there.

Bar owner?: …… ……

Momiji / Kaede: (I didn’t even notice there was someone sleeping on the sofa…)

Daniel: Time to get to work, Manager. Mission No.1: “Wake ‘em up”.

Momiji / Kaede: Huh? What? You’d be the better option since you’re already acquainted with him, right?

Daniel: I’m gonna enjoy this glass as I wait. See ya.

Momiji / Kaede: ……

(Well, it’s just waking him up, so it should be fine.)

Bar owner: ……

Momiji / Kaede: (He’s sound asleep… I wonder if he’ll wake if I just shake his shoulder a bit.)

Um, please excuse me.

Bar owner: …… ……

Momiji / Kaede: (He’s saying something… in his sleep?)

(I can’t really hear it. I’ll get a bit closer…)

Bar owner: …More…

Open your mouth… Don’t let it… spill…

Momiji / Kaede: !?

P–Please wake up, Mr. Bar Owner! I have a feeling it’s a bad idea to say any more…!

Bar owner: Do it… better…

…Oh, I didn’t realise… you’ve gotten… so used… to it…

Momiji / Kaede: Whaa!

Yun Yun: Oh, they’re back.

Momiji / Kaede: Sorry, I didn’t manage to wake him up since he looked like he was having a really nice dream.

Daniel: What sorta dream was it for you to go red as a tomato?

Momiji / Kaede: I’m not red. It’s because of the lighting.

Yun Yun: Hiroshi~ Don’t bully your junior so much~

Momiji / Kaede: I completely agree.

Yun Yun: Ahaha! …So, what about Flower Laundry?

Daniel: We’ve got some business with the worker there. DIdn’t get to meet ‘em, though.

Yun Yun: Flower Laundry… that’s the florist slash laundromat that handles both of those lines of work, right? They must have a lotta deliveries to do, so if you don’t get your timing right, you probably won’t ever get to meet him.

Momiji / Kaede: (I guess that’s true… Actually, just earlier…)

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ📍 Location: Flower Laundry – flashback

Sonia: Welcome.

Momiji / Kaede: (Wow, what a cute pet robot. It’s not rare for a shop to have a pet robot to help out and look after the shop while the owner’s gone.)

(But I wish our company could get one, too… Oh, but Shumai might get jealous.)

Is Nagi Hachinoya in?

Sonia: Nagi-san is currently out on a delivery. He said he would do the deliveries for both the flowers and laundry side of things.

Also, Nagi-san is a bit of a trouble magnet, so I’ve been told not to disclose when he’ll be back. My apologies.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ📍 Location: Ten Nights’ Dreams Bar

Bar owner: Why did you go to his store?

Momiji / Kaede: Huh!? Ah!? Whaa…!

Bar owner: Oh, I took you by surprise.

Momiji / Kaede: I–It’s because you suddenly whispered in my ear…!

Daniel: You better watch out – he’s the walking “Libido Switch man”. Pretty famous ‘round these parts.

Momiji / Kaede: L–Libi…?

Bar owner: Well, I haven’t heard that in a while.

Momiji / Kaede: That doesn’t add up seeing as you were mumbling about that stuff in your sleep…

Bar owner: In my sleep? I had a dream where my friend and I were eating a popsicle… It was orange and pineapple flavoured.

Momiji / Kaede: (Anyone would get the wrong idea with the words he said…!)

Yun Yun: Mornin’.

Bar owner: Mm, good morning. Chou un.

Chou un: Present.

Bar owner: Play some music that will be perfect for tonight.

Chou un: …Certainly. I shall play the playlist that’s based on “old memories”.

Momiji / Kaede: (The pet robot has a function to play music, huh… There’s a faint light emitting from the lantern – how pretty.)

Bar owner: What’s this?

Momiji / Kaede: Hm?

Bar owner: Would you like to place it in this vase? It looks like it wants some water.

Momiji / Kaede: Oh, you’re talking about this flower…?

Bar owner: That’s right. It must feel so lonely all by itself. It’s drooping a little.

Momiji / Kaede: Thank you. I was thinking of getting some water for it but I forgot I was still gripping it in my hand.

Excuse me, then. I’ll place the flower inside.

Bar owner: ……

Momiji / Kaede: Um…

Bar owner: …………

Momiji / Kaede: (H–He’s just staring at me. I wonder why.)

Bar owner: Have we met before?

🍁 Male protagonist (Kaede) route 🍁

Kaede: No, I’m pretty sure this is our first meeting…!

Bar owner: Really?

Kaede: Probably… uhh… your face is kind of close.

Bar owner: That’s because it is.

🍂 Female protagonist (Momiji) route 🍂

Momiji: (His face is so close…!)

No, I’m pretty sure this is our first meeting…!

Bar owner: Really? Those eyes… I remember them.

Yun Yun: Hey, I already used that line.

Bar owner: Oh, well.

By the way, have you ordered yet?

Yun Yun: They haven’t.

Daniel: Oh, sorry. I completely forgot.

Manager, I’ll treat ya so pick somethin’ to drink. Yodaka’s cocktails are great.

Momiji / Kaede: You hardly ever treat anyone. I’m really interested but we’re still working, and that means no alcohol.

Bar owner: How about a mocktail, then?

Momiji / Kaede: A mocktail?

Bar owner: It’s a non-alcoholic cocktail. Just wait a moment.

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[sarah-sandwich-writes]

Find the Vibe Tag Game!

My vibe was "Go ahead, make me," and I was tagged by @xansmenagerie a small eternity ago. I don't know why it won't let me tag you but if you see this thanks!! This is from Blue like don't forget about me and I just wrote it last night so kindly look away from all the typos I can't see yet.

Teddy scrubs his hands against his thighs, then stuffs them in his armpits as his breath fogs in front of him. The moon is a faint crescent and the stars are washed out by the city lights but the wind is strong here on the pier and that’s all that matters tonight.

“That one.” He jerks his chin at a large rock sucked deep into the mud. “As far as you can.”

“I can’t pick that up.”

“Try.”

Nash turns to face him with flashing eyes and teeth bared. “When are y’all gonna tire on givin’ me orders. I am goddamn sick—,”

“That’s perfect. Hang onto that and throw the fucking rock.”

“Go to hell.”

“Excellent. Now, the rock.”

“How ‘bout I throw you instead?”

Teddy ticks his head. He’s not a great swimmer but he could probably—

“Lord, I ain’t throwin’ you out there. Quit with that look.”

Teddy shrugs. “Whatever, man. It’s your choice: me or the rock.”

“Oh do I get choices now?”

“Just this once.”

It’s the wrong thing to say. The fire in Nash’s expression wavers and then snuffs out. Gone. Like smoke. Instead of embracing his anger and venting it like Teddy wanted, Nash folds his arms atop the railing and shifts his weight to his good hip. The river crashes against the legs of the pier and slops up near their feet.

“When’s this gonna be over, Ted? I’m tired. I wanna go—,” He bites down on the end of his sentence and drops his chin atop his arms. He sighs. “Never mind.”

Teddy steps up onto the lower rung of the railing and peers down at the dark rush of water below. “It ends when we end it. There’s no other way around it. You know that.”

“Yeah.” He burrows deeper into the knit sweater he “borrowed” from the apartment. “I know.”

Teddy plays with his bracers. They feel natural on his wrists now. He never takes them off except to shower. He feels oddly light without them.

Tink tink tink— he builds up a charge and feels the energy build inside of him. He channels it, corrals it down into his hand and then into his finger until it’s a hot throbbing ball at the very end of his pointer finger. He points it at a buoy in the distance and says, “Pew.”

It disrupts the air with a warble as it launches from his finger in a brilliant burst of blue and then smacks into the water just to the left of the buoy.

“Someone is going to see.”

“Let ‘em.” Tink ,tink, tink. “Why should I hide?”

“Because you’re a criminal? Because powerful people out there want you dead?”

Teddy hums and fires his second shot. Too high, it sails over the top and hits the water with a splash. “I’m a powerful person.”

In silence, he readies his third shot, fires, and curses as it goes wide yet again.

Nash sighs. Then the wind whips around them, stronger and stronger until there’s a wet sucking sound and the rock rips up out of the sand, turns end over end, then rockets into the buoy—a direct hit.

“Asshole.” He steps down off the railing. Ting, ting ting. “Lucky shot.” He readies another energy blast, fires, and is finally rewarded with a sparking collision.

“I’ll show you luck.” Another rock rips up out of the surf and tumbles oblong and awkward through the air, but it hits the buoy dead on.

“Three times or it doesn’t count.”

They abuse the buoy until they’re both sagging under the strain and then a little longer after that. Nash manages to sling a rock in front of Teddy’s blast and it explodes in a firework of blue light that throws Nash’s victorious whooping into sharp relief and Teddy realizes that they’re all liars. Everyone who ever said time heals all things lied because he’s just as in love as he was six years ago. Maybe more.

Tagging: @sithbelle @harlstark @harleyification @keenerkey @sender-paulson aaaaandd everyone on blue's taglist! @wildswrites @themundanemudperson @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @theirtheretheyre @plonccc @thedumbestavenger @yors-truly @thephoenixandthecrocodile @cljordan-imperium @writeblrvotes

Your vibe is, "Who did this."

[ask-chef-teruteru]

Les go

Plushie part 2!!! Electric bugaloo!!!

(Side note sorry if this is too many plushies and too much plushie l o r e)((also also sorry if this is really long and annoying))

This is yunobo!

He used to be a dog toy but i deemed him too cute to be a dog toy so i stole him <3

He's also used to be boyfriends with this other plush but i felt bad for liking yunobo more then the other plush so i broke them up lol

He was named after my irl bird yunobo

This lil dude

Unfortunately he was REALLY skittish and i wasn't prepared to take care of him, i barely did any research and it didn't help that my mom was scaring him more by tyring to make him be around people

He just wasn't a people bird so i had to give him to a bird sanctuary, i hope hes happy there :>

This is coment (star) and coral (crab) i got them at edisto and i plan on taking them again when i go back this year (maybe, idk its not set in stone)

They're siblings but its more like coral adopted coment as her brother, also coment thinks he's from the stars but he's really just a star fish and coral doesn't have the heart to tell him otherwise

This is sticks (hedgehog) and twig (sloth) my gran gave me sticks from her trip and she gave twig to one of my little brothers but they're not very good at taking care of they're plushys... and we have dogs who like to chew up plushies.... and i found him on the floor... so he's mine now :)

Also they're boyfriend and partner (sticks goes by any pronouns but twig is a boy)

Also sticks like to find metel in the woods with coment so that they can make a space ship so that coment can "go back home"

This is tutu! I found this one dirty cat ballerina at the thrift store so i bought it, cleaned it, tore its face off and turn it into tutu!! Also he's not hostile :)

He's like kitty (that one backrooms guy) he just likes cute stuff, he means no harm <3

Also I'm suprised nothing has fallen off him? I'm not the best at sewing but i am still kinda proud of him

This is blondy! My mom made her for me when i was really little, she made everything from the pants to the shirt to well... the rest of her lol

My mom also made another doll that looked more like me and her name was dolly, unfortunately i don't know where dolly is but shes like blondy but with brown hair and green eyes

This is... i don't know yet i haven't thought of a name! I got this plushy today actually at the thrift store

I remember being a lil teensy bit jealous of my sister cause she had a star projector when i was little and now i can be like: who's the cool one NOW B]

And finally, heres amari

Shes not a plushy, but she is kinda dumb and lays around a lot so i guess shes plushy like

Shes got a nub tail, a mustache, thumbs and also looks like a football

Shes also a stinky little freak :]

Well thats... a good chunk of my plushies

I hope you liked them all :))))

“Aww, they’re all so cute! I think it’s real neat that they all got their own stories n’ lore! It’s clear that ya love n’ take good care o’ all your lil’ guys. I appreciate you sharin’ ‘em with me! It always warms my heart seein’ the things my lovely lovely patrons feel so strongly about!

They’re all precious! I think it’s sweet that Yunobo used to be a dog toy that wound up with a much more cherished existence. Givin’ Tutu a new face must’ve been no small undertakin’, and I think y’all did good! Your mama makin’ Dolly for y’all is real nice too— stuff that’s handmade with love like that is always so meanin’ful.

Amari might not be a plush, but she’s cute n’ I’m happy to have gotten to see her too!

It’s kind o’ y’all to share so much with me— I don’t think it’s annoyin’ in the slightest, so don’t worry your pretty lil’ head about that none, okay? I appreciate you n’ I hope y’all have a wonderful day— and I hope all your lil’ friends do too!”

[bubblin-trouble]

❣️ What are their love languages?

“Eh, I’d say…physical touch and quality time.”

🌙 What’s their sleep schedule like?

“…I sleep eventually.”

🎁 How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general?

“I celebrate my birthday, usually a party with friends and family, lots of food. But…I don’t celebrate all too much anymore. It don’t feel right without my little sister with me.”

🧑‍🦰 Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself?

“Yeah, if you can’t tell by the purple in my hair. It ain’t natural, if you can’t tell. I go to a special salon for my hair, since my curls need specific maintenance. But I can handle it on my own.”

🍷 How do they feel about alcohol?

“I’ve had it at like church ‘n stuff. Accidentally drank a non-virgin piña colada once. Wasn’t too bad, though.”

🗣️ How do they handle public speaking?

“I’m alright at it. I’m better at singin’ than speakin’ if I’m bein’ honest.”

🎮 What’s their favorite game?

“I like Cookie Run : Kingdom. …And Ponytown.”

💓 What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection?

“I start hangin’ out with ‘em a lot. Bein’ just a bit more friendly than usual, bakin’ stuff and givin’ it to them. Lettin’ them pick out stuff to do at the sleepovers I like hostin’.”

🤡 What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about?

“I got struck by lightnin’ as a kid because I tore out a part of the wire on my braces that I had and held it up to the sky durin’ a thunderstorm. It was kinda funny, still stupid, though.”

🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer?

“I’m a mix of both. I’m real good at keepin’ flowers alive, but I can’t keep a poor tomato plant alive for more than a week.”

📱 - What social media do they use the most?

“Magicam, I’d say. I wasn’t used to all of these people callin’ me pretty ‘n whatnot, so it kinda encouraged me to post a bit more.”

👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like?

“I love my momma, and my dad. I miss ‘em every single day.”

🐒 - What’s their favorite animal?

“Probably an Agouti. They’re so weird lookin’, I love ‘em to bits.”

🧳 - What countries have they been to?

“I’ve been lots of places. Grand Cayman Islands, Nassau, Aruba, Bermuda, Belize, Peru, the US, a lot of places in Europe, Japan, and lots of others.”

🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand?

“Men’s audacity.”

🎨 - What’s their favorite color?

“Purple, if ya couldn’t tell.”

☂️ - How do they feel about rain?

“I love it. Dancin’ in it with my momma and my brother when I was little was so much fun. I wanna do it again.”

🎶 - What’s a song they really like?

“I really like ‘Why Don’t You Do Right?’ from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.”

🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies?

“Yeah, I got a few. I surf, sew, bake, sing, do weightliftin’, and I like writin’ stories.”

💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep?

“A stuffed animal. I don’t care if it’s childish, it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, and it helps me sleep.”

🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride?

“Oh, yeah. I love all of the big rollercoasters, the ones that go extra fast and extra high.”

🗺️ - What languages do they speak?

“I speak a bunch. Whenever I had free time, I was always tryna learn a new language. I speak English, Spanish, Haitian Creole, Hawaiian, French, Latin, Māori, and lots more.”

🍳 - How well can they cook?

“I’ll whip ya up a whole five course meal, if you give me the right amount of time, and space. No one’s in the kitchen while I am, unless you want a pan to the cranium.”

🍪 - How well can they bake?

“I mean, I was basically always covered in dough when I was little, if that says anythin’.”

💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)?

“Everythin’. Why choose?”

👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress?

“I love skirts ‘n dresses, especially ones with a lot of flow. And sparkles.”

💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side?

“I’d really appreciate you just listenin’ to me while I’m talkin’, even if it’s somethin’ mundane. Just be there for me. I don’t ask for much, ‘kay?”

☕ - Coffee or tea?

“Tea. Eucalyptus, preferably, with lots of honey.”

💀 - How do they feel about horror movies?

“I love ‘em. I especially love doin’ horror movie marathons. My brothers ‘n sisters? Save for two or three of them…not so much.”

🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them?

“Yeah, I have lots back home. I have decorative ones and ones I sleep with. My bed back home is covered in stuffed animals. I just lay on top of them with a blanket, really.”

💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them?

“I don’t try to impress them too often, but I still probably try to do it subconsciously. Probably by makin’ their favorite food just the way they like it. My partner could impress me by pickin’ me up and just holdin’ me. Piggy back, bridal style, it doesn’t matter. Makes me giggly every time. …I like bein’ held.”

🍽️ - What’s their favorite food?

“Jerk chicken and beignets.”

🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids?

“I’d like a few. Just havin’ little mini me’s or the mini versions of my partner runnin’ ‘round the house. Sounds adorable to me. I love kids, and I’m pretty good with ‘em.”

🐾 - Do they have any pets?

“Back home, I have a canary and a dog. She’s a big breed, so she takes up about half of the living room rug.”

💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.)

“I definitely use like a bit too much.”

🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns?

“I identify as pansexual. She/her for pronouns.”

🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings?

“Yeah, nine of ‘em. Three older, five younger, and a twin brother. …I used to have another sister, but she passed away.”

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

“Usually ‘sweetheart’ and ‘baby/babe’ got me blushin’ a bit. ‘Honey’ does it, too.”

🌳 - What’s their extended family like?

“Just as chaotic as my immediate family, if anythin’. Love all of my cousins and aunts, they’re hilarious.”

No pressure tags : @nrc-asteryn-crew @night-raven-miscellany + anyone else who wants to do this!

You don’t have to do all of them if you don’t want to I just decided to lol

Misc. Ask Meme

❣️ - What are their love languages? 🌙 - What’s their sleep schedule like? 🎁 - How do they feel about their birthday/birthdays in general? 🧑‍🦰 - Have they ever dyed their hair? Ever cut it themself? 🍷- How do they feel about alcohol? 🗣️ - How do they handle public speaking? 🎮 - What’s their favorite game? 💓 - What are some signs they’ve fallen for someone? How do they show their affection? 🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about? 🌱 - Do they have a green thumb or are they a plant killer? 📱 - What social media do they use the most? 👪 - What’s their relationship with their parents like? 🐒 - What’s their favorite animal? 🧳 - What countries have they been to? 🤔 - What’s something they’ll never understand? 🎨 - What’s their favorite color? ☂️ - How do they feel about rain? 🎶 - What’s a song they really like? 🖌️ - Do they have any hobbies? 💤 - What do they absolutely need to have to fall asleep? 🎢 - Do they like amusement parks? What’s their favorite ride? 🗺️ - What languages do they speak? 🍳 - How well can they cook? 🍪 - How well can they bake? 💘 - What do they find attractive about their partner(s)? 👗 - How comfortable would they be wearing a skirt or dress? 💝 - What gestures do they really appreciate? How do you get on their good side? ☕ - Coffee or tea? 💀 - How do they feel about horror movies? 🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals? If so, are they decorative or do they sleep with them? 💖 - How and how often do they try to impress their partner(s)? How and how often do their partner(s) impress them? 🍽️ - What’s their favorite food? 🧑‍🍼 - How do they feel about kids? 🐾 - Do they have any pets? 💬 - What are some filler/buffer words they use? (Like, um, etc.) 🏳️‍🌈 - What do they identify as? What are their pronouns? 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 - Do they have any siblings? 🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them? 🌳 - What’s their extended family like? 🎲 - Pick a random question to answer from this list.

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[Birthday] Arthur (March 9th, 2025)

Twitter thread | Bluesky thread

...Mmm, how delightful. Starting this beautiful morning with a breakfast prepared by Master Oz, Cain and Riquet... Seeing your smile and hearing your heartfelt birthday wishes... I wish to savour this happiness forever.

Birthday morning

Arthur: Good morning, Master Sage. I’m glad I got to see you so early on my birthday.

Arthur: You don’t want me around the lounge until my invitation arrives?

Arthur: Ahaha, alright then. Knowing this is all for me is quite exciting. I’m looking forward to it, then!

Voicelines

Arthur: An invitation? For me? “We’ll be starting the 'I Love You' game in the lounge after breakfast, so make sure to be there!” Ahaha, of course it's from Cain. …Will you be coming too, Master Sage? ...It's just, I'd prefer it if your "I love you" was for my ears only.

Oz: It is your birthday today, Arthur. …Is there anything you would like? …You want us to see the Northern aurora together? Consider it done. Give me your hand. I will take us there with magic.

Cain: Happy birthday, Arthur. You’re heading to the castle for the birthday ceremony, right? In that case… Come give me a hug! …Haha, I'll make sure to give you a real present once you return. Until then, safe travels, Your Highness!

Riquet: “I truly, deeply love you.” …How was that, Master Sage? Do you think I have what it takes to win the “I Love You” game? I want His Highness to know how grateful I am for all the kindness he’s shown me and all that he’s taught me. That’s why, I’ll make sure to win!

Snow: Happy birthday, Arthur. Has our Oz given you anything yet? …Still? Whatever shall we do with him… Here’s an idea—why don’t you go and pepper him with requests like you used to once upon a time? I’m sure Oz would be thrilled as well. Come, come we must find him right away!

White: Happy birthday, Arthur. Watching you grow up to become such a handsome young man has truly been a blessing. Now, for your present… How would you like to hear some old stories about Oz? Hohoho, it is no problem at all. There is plenty to share!

Mithra: It’s your birthday, isn’t it, Arthur? I hear they’re hosting a grand party at the castle for you. Will there be large, juicy platters of meat? …Oh? Perhaps I’ll come take a look then. I’ll even make a door connecting the manor and the castle to take us there.

Owen: I was so looking forward to congratulating the little prince for his birthday today. I was hoping to see him flush with fear or rage, but his face didn’t even budge an inch. I suppose I’ll have to keep thinking of other ways to dull the sparkle in his eyes then.

Bradley: ‘Sup, Sage. What’re we doin’? I’m givin' His Lil Highness that ain’t so lil’ anymore a lesson in Bad Boy 101. Can’t have people clockin’ him as royalty on the streets, yeah? Hmm, loosen that tie more… And slick back those bangs…

Faust: Happy birthday, Arthur. Whether it’s your duties as a prince or Sage’s wizard, you’re always pushing yourself to the limit for the sake of this world and its people. But I suppose that’s just who you are. After all the time we’ve spent together, I at least know that much.

Shino: Happy birthday, Arthur. You’re a real good guy, y’know? That’s why, if you ever find yourself in a bad mood, give me a call. I know a place deep in the woods where you can scream out all your frustrations where no one else can hear. It’s good to get that stuff out.

Heathcliff: Happy birthday, Your Highness. As your friend, I want to give you a birthday to remember. That’s why… I’ve planned a mixer with a variety of activities to do. I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Nero: Even though yer still at an age where it's aight to lean on yer elders, you sure have become a distinguished prince. I can’t imagine doin’ somethin’ like that at yer age… Not sure this measures up to the work you’ve been doin’, but I made a whole feast for ya today.

Shylock: For your birthday, I’d like to introduce you to a custom glassware shop. If you present this letter to them and utter my name, they will allow you in. Once you’re of age, feel free to pay them a visit with the person you wish to share your first toast with.

Murr: Happy birthday, Arthur! Even though the entire world fears him, you still love and admire Oz as the one who raised you. That might get ya hurt some day, so if you ever feel down about it, give me a shout. I’ll light up the sky with the biggest, prettiest fireworks for ya!

Chloe: I’m so, so happy we became friends, Arthur! That’s why, I wanted to ask if I could give you a big hug? W-Whoa! You beat me to it, ahaha! This really is the best! Happy birthday, Arthur!

Rustica: Chloe and I played a game where we pretended to be princes the other day. While imagining what the ideal prince would be, we ended up expressing our appreciation for each other. …We’ve been inspired by your charm, no doubt. May you have a wonderful day, Prince Arthur.

Figaro: Happy birthday, Arthur. There’s going to be a party tonight, right? You should take that time to let loose and enjoy yourself. Man, time really passes, doesn’t it? No matter how long I’ve lived, it’s always a joy to see children grow up.

Rutile: For your birthday I got you a… Drum roll, please…. Pen! Sometimes when I’m working all by myself, I remember the pen I’m using was a gift from a friend, and suddenly the work doesn’t feel so lonely anymore. I hope I can keep you company during tough times too.

Lennox: Happy birthday, Prince Arthur. This isn’t much of a present, but I wanted to show you a few basic stretches you can do to relieve stiffness. As crown prince, I’m sure you have a lot of deskwork to do, after all.

Mitile: Look, Prince Arthur! Shops in the capital are handing out candy for your birthday, and I managed to get one too. You really are popular with the people, huh! Ehehe, I bet they’ll be giving these out at the party too!

[acideathr]

‧₊˚♪𝄞࿐₊˚⊹ 𝖙𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝄞₊ ⊹ 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖚𝖊 ● 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘' 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 ⤿ 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 ● 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘅𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝘂𝘇𝘇𝗹𝗲

♫ .. “ ... 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 ... “ ★ . •° . －𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘳 ．．• ♡︎

˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. RAMSHACKLE DORM

yuu: this is too much character, if you ask me.

crowley: isn’t it delightful? right, now scoot inside now. there you go.

˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. RAMSHACKLE DORM | LOUNGE

crowley: this should keep the elements at bay for the time being.

crowley: now i should return to my research. do try to find some way to busy yourself.

crowley: but don’t let me catch you wandering the campus! ta!

yuu: i don’t even see a clean place to sit.

yuu: looks like it’s started to rain. 

grim: GWAH! it’s pouring out there!

yuu: wah!

grim: bwahaha! that look on your face is priceless! like a bat that got blasted by a water gun.

grim: as if i wouldn’t just sneak back onto campus the second i escaped pryin’ eyes. you all got no idea what i’m capable of!

grim: i ain’t givin’ up on goin’ here just ‘cause i got kicked out one measly ol’ time. and if you think otherwise, you don’t know grim!

yuu: guards! guaaaaards!

grim: hey! no! bad human! BAD HUMAN!

grim: ain’t you gonna ask what i’m doin’ here? that’s what you people do, right? talk about feelings and stuff?

grim: just what kinda human are ya, anyway?

grim: it wouldn’t kill ya to listen to me!

grim: right?!

yuu: why are you so determined to go to this school?

grim: isn’t it obvious?

grim: i was born to do this! i’m a magical prodigy who’s got the makin’s to become one of the greatest mages who ever lived!

grim: so i’ve been waitin’ and waitin’ for that black carriage to come for me.

grim: and yet…

grim: hrmph! that dark mirror’s got no eye for talent!

grim: what’s why i took the initiative and came here myself.

grim: you humans don’t understand what mistake you’re makin’! not lettin’ me in is a great loss to the world!

grim: mrrao! c’mon, scoot over! i’m gettin’ dripped on here!

grim: bwah! another hole in the roof! these flamin’ ears are like my trademark, y’know? i can’t let ‘em get doused!

yuu: good luck. the ceiling’s riddled with holes.

grim: i dunno why ya don’t just magic those holes away. you could have it fixed in half a jiff.

grim: ahhh, right. you can’t even use magic at all. pffft. man, you’re useless.

yuu: then why don’t you do it?!

grim: heh? you want ME to help YOU?

grim: ha! you got the wrong idea. i’m just a stranger takin’ shelter from the rain. you ain’t the boss of me.

grim: if ya had some cans of tuna to trade, well, that’d be another story. but i don’t work for free.

yuu: yikes, the leaks are really getting bad.

˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞. RAMSHACKLE | HALLWAY

yuu: this place really freaks me out.

yuu: gaaah!

???: yee hee hee… bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

???: we haven’t had visitors in ages!

???: oh, i’m just itchin’ for some new friends!

???: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

yuu: gh—gh—ghosts!

grim: hey, keep it down over—

grim: AAAAAH! GHOSTS! GHOOOOOSTS!

ghost b: all the people who used ta live here got scared of us and ran away.

ghost c: we just want a new ghost to play with! what do you say, buddy?

yuu: they’re gonna kill me!

grim: *shiver* eeeeep!

grim: i’m a master sorcerer! i ain’t afraid of any sumb ghosts!

grim: myahaaa!

ghost a: nuh—uh. not even close.

ghost c: over here! over here! ah ha ha ha!

grim: argh! they keep disappearing and reappearing!

yuu: you can’t aim with your eyes closed!

grim: shaddup! i don’t need any lip from you, human!

yuu: maybe the headmage will let you enroll if you get rid of them?

grim: myah…?! hmph… i’m grim, master sorcerer! how come i can’t even hit one of these little—

ghosts: ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

grim: hrmph! ganging up on us… yer a buncha cowards!

yuu: m—maybe i can help?

grim: myaaaah…

grim: you, human! you tell me which way the ghosts are!

yuu: to your left!

ghost a: aaaaah! it buuurns!

grim: ha, got one! keep it up, just like that… and let’s clear out the whole lot of ‘em!

⭑♪⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 ⭑♪⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁

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[blimbo-buddy]

actually here’s a ranking of which duo would have the most beef between each other based on my rewriting of Mobilewashing from least aggressive to most aggressive

5. Shinsuke and Daisuke: I headcanon them to be cousins in my rewrite of the mobile game, they’ve been nearly glued to each other from the beginning and despite living in Florida and California respectively they talk so much on face time. People think they’re brothers with how close to each other they are. The most beef they get into is typical family stuff but also the fact that Daisuke is more out there and that causes a bit of push back from Shinsuke sometimes

4. Nurse and Anya: No bad blood between these two I’d imagine. Though Anya may be a tad bit (okay maybe secretly super) jealous of Nurse’s incredible medical capabilities and the fact that Nurse got into medical school on her first try (she mad as hell). A lot of it would be one-sided on Anya’s end but I would say that Nurse just feels bad for her, she’s trying and trying and yet keeps failing but she keeps trying, kind of sad to her, lot of accidental pity. I think they’d be good friends beyond that though, nothing more to say

3. Captain and Curly: Originally was going to put them at spot 2 but I think Curly would just feel really bad for Captain and not hold ill will towards him. Like Captain tried crashing the ship to stay with a bunch of people who he saw as family. Of course that doesn’t excuse the attempted murder-suicide and Curly is rightfully scared and scornful of it but there’s a deep sense of pity in the back of his mind. That’s really how it is with these two, pity. Captain would have more of an angry pity though because “What do you mean you’re trying to ‘work on your life being a place you don't have to fucking escape’? Isn’t your crew enough? They’re like family for god’s sake!”.

2. Swanz and Swansea: So they’re not super aggressive towards each other like how the number 1 spot duo is, but they’re like if you stuck the two angry as fuck uncles in the same room. Swanz often has a very “I don’t give a fuck do whatever” attitude about being a mechanic and Swansea is a little more strict on making sure that you stick to like, safety precautions and teaching the basics. Swansea sees that Swanz lets Shinsuke walk around heavy machinery with open toed sandals with socks and flips the fuck out

Swansea, red as a ripe tomato: “What do you MEAN you’ve been just lettin’ your goddamn intern walk around HUGE MACHINES AND PIPES this WHOLE TIME with SANDALS. And then you BARELY teach him JACK SHIT and expect him to know what every little fuckin’ wire does instantly? Are you trying to get everybody killed in a freak accident?! The fuck is wrong with you this is the most irresponsible shit I’ve seen, and I thought Pony Express hired some dumbasses waitin’ to be carried out in a body bag. Do you want that kid killed or somethin’, just wanting to get charged with manslaughter or some shit? God you’re givin’ me a big ass headache I can’t stand you”

Swanz who has been blacking out this whole time: “M’yuh-huh”

needless to say, Swansea thinks that Swanz is an irresponsible jackass and Swanz is winning the “I don’t give a fuck” war. This is as best as I can explain it. However there's still a level of respect between the two and I think they cut each other a bit of slack due to some shared background in addiction. I think they like to joke that their interns got swapped on accident

Jim Co-Pilot and Jimmy:

Curly and Captain get into a heated argument over whether snow sports (Curly) or beach sports (Captain) are better. Gone wrong gone violent cops called

[eddsworldgt]

Nightmare

Sooo...Here's the writing inspired by the last drawing I did. So it exists now. So you can read it now. Nnnngggg. Brain juice is empty.

Tord was fiddling with a few wires and a circuit board he had downsized to make it easier for him to mess around with. Tom was next to him, head pillowed in his arms, watching Tord. The borrower had recently been quite taken with bean technology, so Tom had been bringing him little bits and bobs that he found.

Tom moved abruptly, lifting his head, but Tord paid him no mind, focused as he was. Long, thick fingers suddenly encircled his body. He groaned, wriggling. With a scowl, the smaller man looked up.

“Tom, whah-!” He wheezed as the air was forcefully crushed from his lungs, coughing when he couldn’t draw a breath. A frightened glance at Tom showed a blank, dispassionate expression on his face. He shoved weakly at the solid knuckles, choking a gasp when his hands were pinned by a massive thumb.

“Hhh-“ Tugging to free his hands did nothing. “T-To-m-“ He-he couldn’t breathe-! He was inhaling but-there was no air-his chest hurt when he tried-he was gaping like a fish, he didn’t care, he needed to breathe-!

His vision was blackening-t-too much pressure-couldn’t hold his head up, stay upright- choking, gasping-coughing—

Harsh, ragged breaths, but breaths all the same. The pressure was gone, his hands were free, he could think- He was still being held-! A pointer and thumb-pinching his hips-he kicked his legs, shoving at enormous fingertips, panicking.

He caught a glimpse of Tom’s face, a cruel smirk pulling at his lips. Tord’s words caught, suddenly remembering that beans were dangerous, there are rules to avoid them for a reason-before Tom leaned back in his chair, lifting Tord high in the air.

“T-Tom-“ he stuttered, clutching the finger and thumb tightly. “Why- What are you doing?”

An unsympathetic smile crossed his face. “Oh, just curious.” He rolled Tord between his fingers like a pencil, completely disregarding his yelps of protest.

“Ab-bout whA-!” He hissed, gritting his teeth as Tom’s other hand came up, caught one of his arms between two huge digits, and pinched it. Hard. A strangled shout ripped from his throat as he frantically yanked at his arm to free it. It didn’t work, Tom’s only reaction being to twist his arm at an awkward, painful angle. Tord cried out.

“Well,” The human started, completely ignoring Tord’s cries of pain. “I’m curious to know how durable you are.”

Tord’s heart froze. That tone...

“T-Tom.” His voice shook as he tried to ignore the agony his arm was in. “We’re friends, right? Y-You wouldn’t hur-hurt me over so-something as s-silly as curiosity, would you?” He stared desperately into the huge black pits that served as Tom’s eyes.

The bean blinked, and let go of his waist. Tord dropped, grunting as his shoulder was nearly wrenched out of its socket. He twisted and made a grab for a finger, trying to ease the the strain on his shoulder. He missed, the joint screaming as he whirled back in place.

The borrower tried twice more, without success, before clutching his shoulder with a whimper. Tom hummed, watching Tord as he dangled bonelessly.

“Mm.”

Tord yelled as Tom twisted his arm, sending him whirling ‘round in the air. He almost screamed when his shoulder briefly popped out of its socket as he span wildly.

He clutched his shoulder, almost missing when the huge bean spoke.

“I would.” Tord’s heart leapt in his throat.

Tom peered to the side, a contemplative expression in his face. “I wonder if you’d survive a fall from this height?” Tord choked back a sob as Tom moved to dangle him over the kitchen tile.

“Tom, please!” He writhed, eyes starting to drip. “Aren’t I your friend!? Why are you doing this?”

Tom scoffed and lifted him higher. “I told you, I’m curious.” The fingers loosened. The sob escaped. Tom paused, taking in Tord’s pitiful attempt to cling to his hand.

“Why would I want a tiny thing like you for a friend, anyway?” The fingers loosely clasped on his arm disappeared, and he plummeted.

Tord shot up with a strangled gasp. He grabbed his shoulder, panting heavily, tears dripping down his chin.

A frantic scan around showed him he was still in bed, tucked away in a little alclove in the bookshelf.

He looked to the side, across the room, at the snoozing lump of Tom, illuminated by the moonlight filtering through the window. Tord sighed in relief. Just a dream. He glanced back at the snoring human. Just a dream, but-maybe he would avoid getting too close to Tom. Just—just for today.