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heister-shmeister · 6 months ago

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dont get me started on the slow, gradual deprogramming of russia-typical bigotry sokol has to go through

hes got toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia out the ass dont get me staaaaaarted

#sokol payday 2 #payday 2 #oh the silent internalized bitterness and confusion when he is met with the beliefs he was raised with not being acceptable anymore #the realization everything he thought was good and normal is actually deeply harmful #the realization something youd beaten out of yourself long ago isnt the parasite you thought it was and is actually perfectly normal #and that the people surrounding you will understand and embrace it unlike the society you grew up in #the struggle to better himself and everyone else having to deal with it #and they rob banks for a living

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bacchuschucklefuck · 8 months ago

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(chuckles) Im so good at reading comprehension and my meat is huge

#porter's lines in the preview..... I am prepared to be correct. and so so smug #cannot believe they touched upon clone politics as well. just. absolutely insane ep #fhjy spoilers #actually Im returning here to bask in what might be with the preview. this place sucks why do you save it?#that question is always so Integral to my writing brain its like being struck with lightning seeing that worded #why do you hold onto the coherence that you do? at what point do you abandon your morals?#why do you save the world? why do you do it again and again?#but very specifically with the bad kids I think itd both hit hard for them to hear it said out loud #that like. yeah! actually none of it ever has to be this way does it. all of it is started by someone and maintained by someone #you can shift the world. this fucking weirdo we're fighting is doing it right now! the door exists!#but also like 5 out of 6 of them would immediately be like fuck OFF my PARENTS LIVE HERE #and also specifically fig and gorgug would kill porter no matter what he says bc they just hate him #and it owns. this bitch should learn the consequences of working with teenagers #also I think shooting those cannons is like the closest riz has ever gotten to a moment of mindfulness #kid was doing self searching n introspection on top of those guns. eugenia got there at the breakthrough #I believe in you baby boy. rob a bank get that tuition the world is your oyster

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peacesmith · 4 months ago

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the ending of hotline miami 2 does not exist to me

#jacket lives a LONG happy life (with me)#payday 2 is CANON to me okay #he lives a long happy life robbing banks #im speaking

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ryukisgod · 7 months ago

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“Patriarchy hurts men too,” okay, does white supremacy hurt whites too?

Does capitalism hurt the bourgeoisie?

Does colonialism hurt the colonists?

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head-empty-river · 1 year ago

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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING OH GODS THE FICS WRITE THEMSELVES THERE'S SO MUCH JUICY CHARACTERIZATION AND LORE AND AGGHHHH YES I LOVE FICTION

#loki spoilers #loki tv #loki season 2 #lokius #after they save everything #two dads #one selling waterskis #and the other reigning in kids as chaotic as a god of mischief #and a dog #also seeing casey not be so happy go lucky is wild #i'd love a fic seeing him and ob living their (his) bank robbing dream #and maybe ob writes a bestseller about all this bc who'd believe it #and sylvie spends a night talking and listening to music with the record shop guy #beautiful

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sweettjrose · 1 year ago

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(affectionate)

#i just think it is funny when they get mad at mickey for stopping them #and like dedicate their lives to hating Mickey #like you guys are committing crimes out of selfishness #you can't blame mickey for that #sorry he wont let you rob a bank or scam people #mouseverse #mickey mouse #peg leg pete #disney comics #topolino #disney memes

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nandermoenthusiast · 1 year ago

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guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

#i truly truly truly dont know how to deal #this season recontextualised the whole show for me #if i shipped nandermo before now i am absolutely batshit crazy about them and its all i think about #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #this is just speculation but i just - i feel it in my bones #like fuck imagine having been alone for 800 years. fuck. imagine losing lover after lover and being kind of a disaster at romance actually #imagine finding someone you so easily connect with and theyre so amazing you love them so much they can even hold their own against you #and fuck they like you back. and then you understand that they are too fundamentally kind to be a monster.#and its like a fucking stake through the heart its like youre made of glass and youre shattering #i hate this and i swear to god. they need to end up together. not just to end up together #they need to spend the rest of their lives together and ideally eternity tbh #i dont care gizmo you get over the killing hangup and have nandor turn you and spend eternity in #bliss and shenanigans. like man. man. man. i love how this season turned out i really do #but i hope its more of a ‘he had not thought it through and wasn’t ready and also we need to have nandor do it fr’#anyway nandor becoming human is also ok but i really hope that they find a way to navigate guillermos inability to kill #like. nandor killing for him or him robbing blood banks or him only hunting predators etc #or him feeding without killing people #just bc i still really like the concept of them having so much time together and their time together not be limited #i feel like after all those years pining for one another. they deserve that

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fauvester · 5 months ago

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ntu au maria rivera decides that the only way to keep her boys safe is to decrease the amount of crime in miracle city. using evidence based compassionate policies and harm reduction! she gets elected mayor and makes all drugs legal (and regulated) and starts a bunch of social programs. the ntu gang working in miracle city and manny being like Yeah you can get lsd and coke at the government corner store but its weak as hell idk what to tell you

#the mayor takes edibles for her anxiety! organic batch raised local weed!#el tigre #white pantera the most nettled hes ever been but being so brave: ah a great idea mi vida... i love.... legalizing illicit substances....#granpapi like Its just not the same. back in my day we'd chew peyote and rob a bank and the fact that it was illegal was what made it FUN #typical heroes taking all the fun out of crime..#lmao mayor rivera setting up controlled Crime Areas where villains can steal (not valuable) things for their own enrichment #its plata peligrosas world we're all just living in it #ultimate nepo baby manny his dad is (was) white pantera his mom is literally EL MAYOR #rodolfo is RETIRED thank you very much now he only does hero work for fun and for his own enrichment from time to time..#timmy losing his entire mind: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE DRUGS IS LEGAL #rodolfo: I KNOW. I KNOW

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whisperofthewaves · 5 months ago

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wow did I have the most childhood friend lesbian tragic romance speedrun dream today.

#nothing important #it was some kind of future setting and I visited my actual childhood friend in my hometown #the same day we confessed love and got together #the next day she decided we cannot live like this in this oppresive society so we robbed a futuristic equivalent of a bank #got caught a couple of hours later and she fell off a fucking cliff of all things to her death

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rosegoldenatlas · 8 months ago

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if I ever stumbled upon a magic genie that would grant me only three wishes I would wish for these

-ability to draw the image in my head

-when I think of a fic idea the entire complete thing just spawns in my google doc