#and they rob banks for a living

[heister-shmeister]

dont get me started on the slow, gradual deprogramming of russia-typical bigotry sokol has to go through

hes got toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia out the ass dont get me staaaaaarted

[bacchuschucklefuck]

(chuckles) Im so good at reading comprehension and my meat is huge

[peacesmith]

the ending of hotline miami 2 does not exist to me

[ryukisgod]

“Patriarchy hurts men too,” okay, does white supremacy hurt whites too?

Does capitalism hurt the bourgeoisie?

Does colonialism hurt the colonists?

[head-empty-river]

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING OH GODS THE FICS WRITE THEMSELVES THERE'S SO MUCH JUICY CHARACTERIZATION AND LORE AND AGGHHHH YES I LOVE FICTION

[sweettjrose]

(affectionate)

[ghostprincessworld]

Henry Gaunt cheats at monopoly, it started when he was young because he kept losing to Maud and now he can't even help himself

(dw maud just started cheating too)

[nandermoenthusiast]

guys i have been in a state for days. i am giddy i am gasping for air i am broken inside i am blushing i am sweating i am twirling my hair i am suffering i dont know how to deal with the very real possibility that nandor has loved guillermo for years and has been restraining himself, feigning aloofness, keeping his distance, because all these years he understood that maybe guillermo would never be ready for vampirism - and maybe hes been so depressed in the latest years because hes finally found someone he wants to spend eternity with, and he strongly suspects he will spend eternity missing them instead

[fauvester]

ntu au maria rivera decides that the only way to keep her boys safe is to decrease the amount of crime in miracle city. using evidence based compassionate policies and harm reduction! she gets elected mayor and makes all drugs legal (and regulated) and starts a bunch of social programs. the ntu gang working in miracle city and manny being like Yeah you can get lsd and coke at the government corner store but its weak as hell idk what to tell you

[whisperofthewaves]

wow did I have the most childhood friend lesbian tragic romance speedrun dream today.

[rosegoldenatlas]

if I ever stumbled upon a magic genie that would grant me only three wishes I would wish for these

-ability to draw the image in my head

-when I think of a fic idea the entire complete thing just spawns in my google doc

-shapeshifting

[rabbit-masks]

Yohoo Dreamer! So sorry for changing the schedule again, would you care to join me in doing crimes today?~ 👁‍🗨

[chronomally]

I always love when people are like "You wouldn't rob a bank!" Beloved, your money is insured up to $250,000. You lose nothing

[rottackk]

Join me while I play 'Turnip Boy Robs a Bank'!

[merriclo]

every now and again i get hit with the overwhelming urge to become a teacher and it’s. hm.

[possible-eldritch-catboy]

I remember seeing somewhere that you wanted soleone to ask for your opinions about ship bingo.

So here what are your thoughts on hypnopotamus and warren stone?

they are literally the most canon boyfriends ever it is ridiculous. like they are literally actually roommates. they are The Mold for homoerotic minor villains that are less Actually evil more theatrically destructively petty and definitely accidentally skip getting married because they've just already been married and living together for 10 years. they buy a house together and take care of an aviary of 50 doves and when someone asks how long they've been married they just look at each other like fuck I knew I forgot something and they just start laughing okay they're sO CANON