my school campus is literally so big it qualifies as it’s own town, has a hospital, rcmp, high school, and elementary school and yet i run into the same 4 people on a regular basis (have not spoken to any of them, they don’t know i exist, i know their names and hobbies purely by accident)
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I can’t break the cycle,, am I just a fool? falling down like dominoes, hit by family jewels.. pass it down from kid to kid . the chain will never end!! ‘less I decide to go to it,, will I see the end?? ooh don’t you find it strange- only thing we share is one last name.. did I beat you at your own game ?typically of me to put us all to shame !!!
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
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Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing
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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
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