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Valentines gift for my girlfriend
Please donāt repost on other platforms!
#itās so embarrassing posting something on every platform at once⦠like oughhh look at me. anyway.#comics#Keep editing this caption a too late bc this already blew up.. my baddd lol#I know i cant control the internet but i would still really appreciate it if it stayed hereā¦#im happy it resonates with people though!!
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???
i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)
#rambling#and idk but like if this incentivises you to do some stretches too then that's great! remember to be kind to yourself#but im mostly directing this at myself because i was thinkng about these things while doing a 15 min stretch routine and i feel silly#but silly is okay as long as i keep going#edit: haha wow this post blew up. im gonna tag it with a few things to maybe help me find it later if necessary#sisyphus#body maintenance#popular post
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has saidā it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall š#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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What in the world is happening on twitter
zack scottās been doing this bit since mario wonder came out where he commissions artists to recreate their daisy artworks of her as her elephant form, but for some reason heās gained insane traction over it for the past like week??? so artists have been putting fucking. bait traps out for him to commission them


these are two of my personal favorites bc thereās absolutely no attempt to hide it. they are putting daisies under a shoebox propped up on sticks for this man. and itās working
#muse talk#anon#itās so funny i saw an artist retweet their old daisy artwork āfor no reasonā#and like not even a day later he was already posting the elephant commission of that same work š#fun fact about my experience with zack scott btw#heās the man that got me into isaac#would likely never have played it if not for him. so thanks dude š keep up the good work
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Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.
#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up#but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex#even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass#im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex#it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone
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I think itād be so funny if Bruce just refuses to disclose the existence of Robin to the league. He knows itād take less than a minute for them to form a wicked mock club against him.
Except he just? Carries Robin around. Under that endless void that is his cape. Clark pinches the stress point between his brows. āBatman, is that a child under your cape?ā
āNo.ā
āBruce I can HEAR his heartbeat.ā
āI think the long exposure to kryptonite partially damaged your brain. There is no child here, Clark.ā
āHeās literally drinking Barryās coffee right now.ā
āHeās WHAT-ā
#barry drinks a satanic amount of coffeeine to keep up his energy so Bruce now has a demonic 8 year old bouncing off the walls#he deserves it#bruce wayne#clark kent#dc#dc comics#justice league#dick grayson#battinson#text#text post
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Fox Demon Shen Yuan & Sect Leader Luo Binghe
First meeting. At least, Shen Yuan thinks it is.
#my art#svsss#shen yuan#luo binghe#bingyuan#fox shen yuan au#gotta hate it when the protagonist you were supposed to fail at seducing#keeps picking up the slack for you and letting you succeed#posting old art again#i never run out
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I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!
#originally was gonna make a fun papyrus and sans blog But um#got shy Lol#also i dont think id have been able to keep it up very long#hereāS the art i made for the first post and a snippet of the long ass essay i had typed out#maybe one day iāll revisit the idea#with less essay length posts because i think thatās what intimidated me#sans#papyrus#undertale
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he's so good at this you guys
#sth#sth fanart#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#amy rose#vector the crocodile#miles tails prower#rouge the bat#dadow au#roonies doodles#thats his first post with the baby in it. btw. amy asked him to post more updates but hes still gotta keep up his cool guy brand#this was the solution he came up with#what social media is this you ask??? uhhhhhhhh#tw guns
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previous one went stratospheric so this came about lmao??
part 3 is now up!
#teletraan and soundwave are recording btw#theyre regretting it immensely. 'this is a massive waste of space on my floppy disk... guys please shut up and deal with spike'#theyre probably the only ones actually concerned about spikeš#optimus was barely holding himself back from accusing megatron's cannon of compensating for something trust#ALSO PLEASE KEEP THE TAGS COMING I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD READING SOME OF THE STUFF PEOPLE TAGGED ON THE PREV POST#spike witwicky#optimus prime#bumblebee#beachcomber#megatron#soundwave#frenzy#thundercracker#starscream#transformers g1#transformers generation one#transformers#transformers fanart#meme#maccadams#maccadam#raon zieghart's no 3 glazer
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MWAH!
#if you're cold they're cold. Let them in#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#scopophobia#monitoring goes hard. had to get this outof my system#congrats deco27 for releasing a new song that sounds like a new song[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD]#Well my most esteemed oomfs have agreed with me so idc. his discography has been looking up since hao though. i like hao. ^_^#Hi everynyan i got my fucking wisdom teeth out last week i AUUUUGH. FUUUUUCK. MY LIFE#Its fjne. Its fine its whatever. Tch. Tch.#I;m feeling the end of semester crunch something crazy i also have a cosplay to make in less than 2 months i havent started#emunene revstar art keeps me going#I NEED TO POST STUFF TO BSKY FIRST BC I WRITE THE ALT TEXT THERE AND THEN GO OH FUCK I DIDNT PUT IT ON TMBLR OT TWT. And u cant fucking#edit alt text onto stupid tweets because that app fucking sucks. GOD DAMNIT
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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logged into tumblr for the first time in months just for american psycho yaoi
#american psycho#fanart#yaoi#patrick bateman#paul allen#patrick bateman x paul allen#paulpat#dorsia boyfriends#i didnt know that was even a tag here damn#im rusty okay have some patience#god i love these freaks ill try and keep up with posting here i swear#IM TRYING
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blue lock objectively is insane and probably bad. but the thing about blue lock is that once you watch it youre like holy shit this is peak. its a disease.
other powerpoints ive made (including bllk part 2)
#blue lock#bllk#isagi yoichi#itoshi rin#bachira meguru#chigiri hyoma#can i tag this as#nagireo#reonagi#surely i can#nagi seishiro#mikage reo#god. this powerpoint doesnt do it justice#we dont even talk about kaiser in here. we dont even talk about shidou#or like. the black market soccer man that keeps showing up. the guy from kaiser/lorenzo backstories#like what the fuck is up with that.#i have most of the tumblr bllk community blocked bc they post self insert works#nothing personal girlies i just cant stand it#sorry to the tumblr blue lock community#mack ppt
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