#and they even forgot to kill the wifi

[criminallymoral]

Anyways, days ago my internet bitched and while I had no wifi I did some queerplatonic husband Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) headcanons, I had let it sit in case I wanted to add some more (I had that feeling that I forgot something yk) but it's been like a week and I don't even remember what I had wrote soooo

Qp husband Alastor Headcanons

Qp husband Alastor! That likes to (and according to your style) dress you in the prettiest outfits.

Qp husband Alastor! That you could annoy to an explosion point and he'd still never raise his hand at you.

Qp husband Alastor! That cooks and cleans your shared home.

Qp husband Alastor! That starts listening to and even broadcasting some of your favorite songs, no matter what genre.

Qp husband Alastor! That likes to lay on you and will wag his tail if you massage his deer-ears. (You're the only one allowed to do so)

Qp husband Alastor! That allows pda at the hotel but gets embarassed when he remembers he has audience.

Qp husband Alastor! That allows himself to cry on your shoulder.

Qp husband Alastor! That links arms when you two walk.

Qp husband Alastor! That'll open doors for you in the beginning of your relationship but as it progresses he'll close them on your face just to play with you.

Qp husband Alastor! That goes from offering his coat to ask for the one you're not even using when he's cold (he gets whiny if you say no).

Qp husband Alastor! Who's actually a big jokester and likes a lot of modern stuff.

Qp husband Alastor! Who doodles you both with hearts holding hands on his work sheets.

Qp husband Alastor! Who confides in you (don't break his trust, he'll cry, then kill you).

Qp husband Alastor! That's protective of you in a non toxic/controlling way.

Qp husband Alastor! That invites you to troll Vox with him and giggles like a teenage girl.

Qp husband Alastor! That'll get YOU a pet just to end up cuddling with it 24/7. (He's a cat dad for real sources: voices in my head).

Qp husband Alastor! That's actually cuddly and affectionate.

Qp husband Alastor! That looks up to you and is so proud to call you his partner.

Qp husband Alastor! That'd try to kill god himself if you died in an extermination.

Qp husband Alastor! That hears and remembers everything you tell him.

Qp husband Alastor! That'd slow dance with you in a moment and have a pillow fight in the other.

Qp husband Alastor! That massages your shoulders after a long day.

Qp husband Alastor! That focus so much on your presence he sometimes forgets he's literally in hell and is an overlord.

Qp husband Alastor! That loves taking baths with you (in a childish way, on a side note, he'd love if you washed his hair / he'd also wash yours).

Qp husband Alastor! That'll be by your side as soon as you call him (he worries <3).

Qp husband Alastor! That'll take you to a nice classy restaurant but would let himself be dragged to a party/rave by you after.

Qp husband Alastor! That sings along with you.

Qp husband Alastor! That loves your similarities AND your differences.

Qp husband Alastor! That genuinely laughs at your jokes. (He dad-jokes back)

Qp husband Alastor! That tries to make you laugh when you're down so you feel a bit better.

Qp husband Alastor! That sews your ruined clothes and even gets you both matching outfits.

Qp husband Alastor! That seems polite and cold but is just a caring childish mf on the inside.

Qp husband Alastor! That freezes (even stops smiling) and blushes like crazy if you compliment him (especially his voice).

Qp husband Alastor! That takes you to the studio and even lets you be his co-host.

Qp husband Alastor! That was a hell of a slowburn but was totally worth it.

I wanna dance in the rain with pookie 😔 and share some jambalaya under candle light 💔

[two-white-butterflies]

emma falls in love | aem. targaryen

Description: You are the biggest swiftie in world. After finding out that Taylor's having a show in town - you line up immediately. Minor problem - your enemy is the only person to secure tickets and he has one condition. Date him.

Author's Note: Got the idea from @ilikeitbetterangsty thank you for letting me have this 😭

You had a certain pull in your body - a magnetic force that lured any person deeper, until they are forced to be your friend. Aemond was the only one immune to your charms - he found you too annoying for his liking. "Did you get tickets?" Rhaena peeked over your shoulder.

"I'm 10,293 in line." you stared back at her, already feeling the migraine begin to form at the back of your mind. "How about you?" you turned to look at the twins. Baela was the first to close her laptop loudly. "No email." she responded with a sigh. "Same with me," Rhaena agreed, moving closer to your side of the bed.

You were their only hope now.

"Helaena got ones in advance," Baela groaned - closing her phone and throwing it across the room. "How?" Rhaena's eyebrows merged into each other. "Daddy's connections," she rolled her eyes - heck, the only reason they didn't use Daemon to secure tickets was because he played John Mayer one Sunday afternoon.

"Unfair," you sighed, eyes widening because the internet connection began to fade away. "What's going on?" Baela moved towards your desktop - tapping the CPU in an aggressive attempt to make the internet work. "Gently. Shit. I forgot to pay for wifi," you scratched the back of your neck - feeling the frustration begin to pool.

"Come on, bitch." Baela pretended to die slowly. Taylor was all of your lifelines. "Looks like we're not going to the tour. Unless, we convince Mr. Targaryen to buy us some from the scalpers." you suggested, knowing that the girls' dad was loaded.

Daemon Targaryen basically owned half of Dragonview - the other half belonged to his equally chivalrous brother, Viserys Targaryen. It was going to be a piece of cake - the twins just had to swallow their pride in order to enjoy a better concert.

"Nah, I had a full blown debate with him the other day. I'm not paying for the concert using his dirty John Mayer scented money." Baela raised her arms in mock surrender. There were other means to attend the concert - one of them included sleeping with someone.

"Don't worry girls, we'll find a way." you smiled.

"I know someone who got tickets," Jacaerys sat beside you in the bleachers, his hoodie was raised - covering half of his face while he gobbled down the sandwiches that his mom made him. "Who?" you were quick to inquire - seeing that you were desperate to see Taylor's shadow. Fuck, you'd pay a lot of money to even see a strand of her hair at this point. "You won't like it," he grinned.

There was a lot of tension between his mother and his step-grandmother. They'd always give each other the cold shoulder when it came to family reunions. Surprisingly, the kids got together well. Jacaerys and Aemond were the closest. "You wouldn't be telling me unless I have an actual chance to get the tickets," you crossed your arms - glaring at him.

"Aemond. Has. Tickets." he enunciated ever word, before taking a bite of his sandwich. "Son of a bitch!" you cursed - and he began to laugh. "Okay but - he told me that he bought twelve tickets and he has 9 available ones." he shrugged, seeing the way your eyes began to glimmer with lust.

Lust over concert tickets.

"Thank you. I will get those tickets." you stood up, bolting to the direction of the school building - leaving your lunch on the chair. Your mom was going to kill you for leaving the tupperware - but it was going to be worth it. Anything for you Taylor Swift.

God, you hated the way Taylor made you do things.

After finding out that Aemond had tickets to see the concert, you decided to sit beside him during Chemistry. "Are you a big fan of Taylor?" you leaned in his direction, shoulders brushing with his. "What?" his eyebrows merged into each other, not bothering to turn to your direction - but listening to everything you say.

"Jace told me that you got tickets." you repeated.

That was the moment he turned to look at you - his smirk deepened seeing those wide eyes of yours - anticipating his every move. "Yep," he popped the 'p' in the word. What would you do for a ticket?

"Can I buy some?" you asked in a low whisper - praying that Sir Criston wouldn't catch you chatting with his favorite student. "They're not for sale, pumpkin." he snorted - amused by how desperate you were. Oh, all those tickets were for close friends only.

"Come on, I'll do anything." you moved closer to his body - close enough to the point that your lips were almost nibbling his ear. "Anything is a very tricky word," he rolled his eyes, writing down notes in his notebook. "- you shouldn't use it." he warned.

A silent groan escapes your mouth.

"But I really mean it!" your voice raised by a decibel. The bell began to rang - signaling the end of the class. He stared deep into your eyes - gaze trailing back and forth between your lips and your orbs. He bites his lower lip. Plan in mind. "I'll think about it - meet me in the yogurt shop, after school." he smirked - before walking away.

6 PM, standing alone in a yogurt shop.

"There's no such thing as fashionably late," you rolled your eyes - feeling his figure sit down beside you. "Apologies," he muttered sarcastically - settling a yogurt ice cream beside you. Chocolate.

"So, why did we have to meet here?" you inquired, left hand in your pocket and playing with the wad of cash that you assumed he'd ask for. "I wanted you to be prepared." he answered cryptically.

"Name your price." you turned to look at him.

"It doesn't have a price." he responded with a stoic face. "I need your help - and if you agree with me. I'll promise to give you three tickets." he held up three fingers to enunciate his proposal. "What is it?" your eyes narrowed - hopefully nothing too tough.

"Be my girlfriend for three days."

"Even during the concert?"

"Yes."

BAELA TARGARYEN, RHAENA TARGARYEN, Y/N L/N | MAIN GC | THE REAL ONES | NO BITCHES RAHH |

Y/N L/N I'm gonna regret this but I got the tickets 💀

BAELA TARGARYEN How much did he ask for? I'll venmo u

Y/N L/N He didn't make me pay but he's asking something from me...

RHAENA TARGARYEN what...? like sell ur soul kinda thing he always kinda look witchy ngl BAELA TARGARYEN LMAO 😭

Y/N L/N He asked me to be his gf for 3 days 💀😭 pray for me sisters

RHAENA TARGARYEN who would've thought that mr. meanie had these feelings for you heheheheeheheh 😛 BAELA TARGARYEN This is some wattpad shit prayer reveal sis 🛐 RHAENA TARGARYEN But you agreed tho?

Y/N L/N hell yeah! those were taylor ticketz

BAELA TARGARYEN Mood RHAENA TARGARYEN respect sis 🫡 but we will venmo u $490 each 😭

seen by you and, baela targaryen...

(DAY ONE - PDA)

Your mother always told you the first day of a relationship was always going to be amazing. Normally, the couples want each other to believe that they are free of sins - perfect without any flaw. But that's not real - relationships cannot be perfect - but she didn't warn you about fake relationships? Why would someone make an effort on something that wasn't real?

"Good morning ma'am," Aemond smiled at your mother, helping her carry your lunch inside his car. "Who is this young man?" your mother's eyes narrowed, eyes trailing back and forth between you and Aemond. "He's a friend," you answered - glaring at him.

You were only supposed to date for three days - but the damage that he wanted to make was going to last longer than that. "Alright, I best not keep the both of you waiting - you'll be late for class again." your mother sighed, eyes twinkling as she sees Aemond open the door for you. "Thank you," you mumbled - he placed a hand on top of your head - making sure that your head wouldn't bump the roof of the car.

"I'll bring her home at six, ma'am." he smiled, walking around to the driver's door. A sigh escapes your mouth. Fuck him.

---

You weren't completely oblivious to Aemond's reputation. You were aware that everyone had a crush on him - the juniors wouldn't stop talking about how 'hot' he was. And honestly, you didn't get the hype.

"It's not nice to eat alone," he landed his ass on the chair parallel yours. "I'm not alone, my friends are ten minutes away." you responded - already feeling everyone's gazes fixed upon you. "-but they're not here." he smirked, taking a bite of his sushi.

"Well the point is, I'm not alone." you scoffed. "I have a question anyways." you stopped chewing for a second. Watching as his eyebrows merged into each other. His single pupil dilated. "What?" he inquired. He didn't expect you to ask any questions. "Why are you doing this?" you whispered.

Did he have no friends? Why did he have to pay someone to be his girlfriend? Why did he choose you? Why did he buy that many tickets? A lot of questions were pounding your head.

He bit his lower lip - smiling for a split second.

"Because I like you."

BAELA TARGARYEN, RHAENA TARGARYEN, Y/N L/N | MAIN GC | THE REAL ONES | NO BITCHES RAHH

Y/N L/N I asked him why he chose me and he said "bcs i like u" LIKE WTF???

RHAENA TARGARYEN Bruh y u blushing

Y/N L/N Bcs it was hella weird 😭 I thought he hated me

BAELA TARGARYEN Tbh everyone knows that he likes you (in our house) i think uncle vis knows ur name too 💀😭 RHAENA TARGARYEN That's real tho 100%

rhaena targaryen changed your nickname to 'mrs. aemond'

Y/N L/N Kill urself byee stopp

you changed rhaena targaryen's nickname to 'mrs. garmund'

Y/N L/N girl has a crush on her step-grandmother's nephew??

BAELA TARGARYEN Help me step-uncle, i'm stuck 🤤 RHAENA TARGARYEN Baela i thought you was on my side 😭

(DAY TWO - IT GETS REAL)

ISISAURUS (Y/N L/N) Did you really mean it?

DEVIL INCARNATE (AEMOND TARGARYEN) what do you mean?

ISISAURUS (Y/N L/N) That you like me

DEVIL INCARNATE (AEMOND TARGARYEN) don't you believe me?

Aemond smiled seeing your figure walk past him. It was free period - and all of the students were gathering on the school grounds. "Thank god for Taylor Swift," he mumbled to himself while adjusting his uniform. He knew that it was partly wrong to ask this from you - but he still would've given you the tickets if you denied.

Actually, he assumed that you'd deny. His gaze returns to the book on his lap. He could still remember the day he fell in love.

It was a chilly winter - just after the kids stopped going to school, but the parents still had work. Aemond was left inside a daycare, one that wasn't known for taking great care in their kids. He was frustrated. Five years old, and his parents still brought him to daycare? "Watch where you're going," a little girl rolls her eyes, shoving him away from her body.

"Excuse me?" he turned sassily. No one talks to a Targaryen that way.

"You're in my way," she crossed her arms, and he couldn't help the scoff that came out of his lips. "You can say it nicely, you know that?" he responded, never the one to back down from a fight.

"To be honest, I didn't expect anything from an Isisaurus lookalike." he chuckled to himself, and the pout on her lips began to deepen. "What's that?" she inquired and he scoffed one more time - mocking her slightly. "A dinosaur. You look like a dinosaur." he laughed.

Mayhaps the start of your friendship was a little shitty. But you grew into the closest of friends that Winter break. He even welcomed you inside his house for a playdate.

Until suddenly, he stops.

He stops seeing you, but he doesn't stop adoring and respecting you. To him - you're the kind of book that he can't put down.

He stops sending you letters - he stops attending the daycare. He stops existing in your world. And when the winter break ended, he barely acknowledged you in school. A sign escapes his mouth - unable to focus on the book at hand. He felt bad for ignoring you - he assumed that you'd hate him after he lost his eye. The other kids at school bullied him anyways.

The friendship that you treasured and built for a few weeks, came crumbling down and the both of you turned into enemies.

"There's a difference between reading and staring at the words." you hummed, sitting beside him and opening your ice cream bar. "I don't think that you know how to read," he teased, still staring at the book.

"Whatever - I need your help for something." you smiled, thinking that it was best not to get on his nerves. "What?" he asked.

"I need your help getting into a restaurant."

---

A chuckle escapes his mouth seeing the big smile on your face. "Why were you banned here anyways?" he frowned, cutting the meat into small pieces and putting them on the grill. "The owner thought it was unfair that I was eating to much, which is bullshit because it's an eat all you can." you rolled your eyes, swirling the cooked meat on the cheese fondue. "- and you needed me here, because?" he asked.

"Your dad owns everything, they're not going to deny Viserys Targaryen's daughter-in-law." you smiled and another laugh escapes his mouth. "Don't be too cocky, pumpkin - deal ends tomorrow." he tapped your chin, placing the vegetables on your plate.

"Anyhow, did you but your outfit for tomorrow?" he inquired, knowing that Helaena spent the entire day looking for hers. "Yep, I'm going as T-Swizzle." you informed. "How about you?" you ask.

"I don't have an outfit - Helaena told me that the only people allowed to wear are the girls, gays and theys." he placed a slab of meat on your plate. He felt full just seeing you eat.

"And she's right." you smirked.

"What is this thing called again?" he stared at the restaurant. "Samgyupsal," you informed.

---

After eating in the restaurant, he offered to bike around town - to get rid of the calories. "Knock knock?" he asked, following behind you in a slow pace. "Who's there?" you turned to look at him, before returning your gaze back to the road ahead. "Tank," he replied.

"Tank who?"

"You're welcome." he laughed at his own joke. You rolled your eyes. "Haha that's funny, but I have a better one." you argued, easily navigating the sharp corner.

"Okay - okay. Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Kanga,"

"Kanga who?"

"It's actually kangaroo." you laughed at yourself, and he pretended to have no reaction. "That's the most copy pasted joke ever," he tried to keep a straight face - but ultimately he ends up laughing (not because of the joke but because of your laughter). He stops the bike for a moment - attempting to regain his composure.

"It wasn't that funny," you laughed, stopping your bike and walking towards him. "Stop laughing." his face turned red with too much joy.

"I'm not!"

(DAY THREE - CAN THIS BE A REAL THING?)

"I'm so ready for this!" Baela screamed, staring at the LED display in front of her. You know I adore you, I'm crazier for you - than I was at 16 lost in a film scene. You couldn't help but blush at the feel of Aemond's arms around your shoulders. Waving homecoming queens, marching band playing. I'm lost in the lights. Ahhh.

You turned slightly in his direction.

Eyes interlocking with his.

American glory faded before me. Now I'm feeling hopeless. Ripped up my prom dress. Running through rose thorns. I saw the score board and ran for my life. Ahhh.

"Are you having fun?" he whispered in your ear, seeing the childish glimmer in your eyes. "Yeah," you smiled - leaning deeper into his touch. You weren't even sure if this was pretend anymore.

It's you and me, that's my whole world. They whisper in the hallway, she's a bad, bad girl. "The whole school is rolling their eyes, you play stupid games. You win stupid prices." Rhaena belted out - sing screaming all of the lyrics. Your eyes interlocked with each other - somehow the lyrics made sense for the both of you.

This entire thing was a stupid thing right? A stupid game.

It's you and me, there's nothing like this. Miss Americana and the Heartbreak Prince.

His grip tightened around your shoulders - seeing your body tense with every word that flows out of Taylor's mouth. He moves his body closer to yours - pressing a soft kiss to your head. You could already feel Baela side-eyeing you.

(DAY FOUR - THE AFTERMATH)

DEVIL INCARNATE (AEMOND TARGARYEN) You free today?

MY ISISAURUS (Y/N L/N) always.

DEVIL INCARNATE (AEMOND TARGARYEN) No more pretending this time. let's be real

MY ISISAURUS (Y/N L/N) yes

@mizfortuna @bellstwd @nyctophilic0vitnir @pearlstiare @fan-goddess

[neolynne]

Pit Babe episode 13 rewatch/live commentary (part 1)

He's alive !!!!!

Babe's brain 😲🤯���

The little tremor of Babe's hand when he first touch Charlie

His little wet laugh and big smile, i'm happy seeing him happy

And he connected the dots

He really says the most heartbreaking thing while looking like an overexcited puppy

Charlie, we really need to talk about your low perception of yourself when it comes down to your importance in Babe's life

Is Charlie's power really gone ? i don't think so, it seems to easy...and it looks like he still have some of Babe's "senses"

I forgot to mention it, but this is my favorite Babe's outfit

Damn it Winner !

Was putting your hand on his hips really that necessary ?

Thank you Kenta ! I knew you could do it 🥹

Even Way look disgusted

And we are back to Way "shocked pikachu face"

Tony tony tony........espèce de vieux sac à m*rde, va bien manger tes morts

Cou*llon

Branqu*gnile

Toc*rd

and i could keep going with french insult but then this post gonna be waaaaayyyy to long

Why did they come inside the house ???......Bah, maybe the Wifi wasn't good enough outside

Now that not what i would have put as the title......

......new meme unlocked

Oh look, i spotted a little Kenta in the background, assisting (more or less) at the murder of a little child

Go Jeff !!!!

The horror on Way's face

A whole hostage taking wasn't in the "let expose Tony" plan i suppose

.............................................................

I had to rewatch the same 3 second like 10t time just because i was obsessed by the way Pavel white t-shirt highlight his waist when Winner push Babe down (very bad screenshot ahead)

i can't say if that woman is scarred or exited.....because she turn her head toward Way and Pete just after Tony mention "2 enigmas"

Pavel looks way too good with blood on his face

NorthSonic, that it i have nothing to add... i mean even Winner clocked them.....

and our savior is here !

i think that Sonic purposely let Winner put his hand on the gun before stepping on it

I just love the little sounds that Pop does in this scene

Also i need this jacket

How i wish that we had this pathetic, whiny Winner all season instead of dipsh*t!Winner

Look at him, just a cutie patootie !

We all got the same image in our mind when he asked them "Will you give me love?" right ? RIGHT ?????

The pipeline from "we just need to steal some documents" to "shooting and killing his bodyguards" is crazy !......How are they not in jail for that ????

Ah......

AH !

Kenta🥺........

This man as no right to look that pretty while dying

He really had to do it until the very end ....

What do you think Jeff ?

At least he's honest

.....................................

[cityzenshark]

Things to fix in Earthspark part 3

Nightshade's sudden intelligence

Character traits and their lack of relevance

Lack of character flaws

These are my personal takes, no hard feelings

1. Nightshade's unexplained sudden intelligence.

In "Hashtag: Oops", Hashtag gets her alt mode and discovers her (possible Outlier) ability to hack into the intranet systems without needing a hardwire connection. In the same episode, Nightshade makes the dugout by themselves that consists of a super computer and fancy systems.

Where and who does Nightshade learn from to build all those? Wheeljack? They never met him until "Disarmed". Tarantulas? They meet on the next episode. Alex? Possibly, yet there are no scenes or dialogues. The internet? The farm has bad wifi, it's been reminded several times. Nightshade is more interested in books than the internet.

It took Hashtag at least one whole episode to learn about her ability and this naturally leads her to learn about tech. But Nightshade's knowledge came out of nowhere.

Like I said in the first part of this post, involve Wheeljack and the parents in making the dugout. From there, we could see Nightshade learning from Wheeljack first and later more from Tarantulas.

Have Nightshade feel overwhelmed by their own intelligence that they struggle to understand themselves which is why they refuse to have an alt mode. Now that's a start to their character arc.

2. The lack of relevance of certain characters and their traits.

Alex is a professor (right?) in Cybertronian history and culture yet this is only shown in the pilot episode and no more. This went over my head and I thought he was a stay-at-home husband throughout the whole season. The lack of show of this makes his trait irrelevant to be honest.

Tarantulas promised to help the family, didn't he? Where is he when they need all the help in the finale? They shouldn't have replaced him with Soundwave. The latter has nothing to do with the Maltos.

Wheeljack should've had the most involvement with the Maltos next to Bee. Besides Twitch and the dugout, he should be their defacto medic. Have him help the Terrans understand their biology (seriously, the show never considered discussing that at all). Have him study the Emberstone water. He's a scientist - come on now.

Arcee. Just Arcee. Why is she even in Season 1? She plays no important role in it until the finale where she and Wheeljack block the Terrans path. I expected a little bit more from her...

Elita should be Jawbreaker's mentor, not Grimlock. Even though JB is a dinobot like Grim, Elita is the one who taught him about finding the right alt mode. Not to mention Grim is suffering from very recent PTSD - he could've killed JB by accident.

Show Elita together with Optimus more. She's the Second in Command but Megatron is constantly with OP, I forgot he's not OP's second.

3. Lack of character flaws. I'm focusing on the main characters here.

This is a HUGE problem in children's shows nowadays. Character flaws are what makes progress feel earned and have meaning. Everyone has something they dislike about the people they love. It's normal.

The twins are proven to be impulsive and short tempered but the difference of how their personality affects their temper is blurry.

Have Thrash be the angrier twin since he's the big brother. He's the one who jumps into conclusions, throwing assumptions everywhere. The episode with Swindle should've concreted his distrust towards Decepticons/new people. Meanwhile Twitch is more levelheaded and open minded to contrast with Thrash.

The triplets have confidence issues. Nightshade and Hashtag with their intelligence & abilities, and Jawbreaker with his reaction. This is proven when the kids get stuck in the dugout because Nightshade & Hashtag don't plan the security out properly.

Jawbreaker is the only Terran whose flaw is shown well. I don't know why people don't like it. JB feels left behind, of course he'd overreact and get overconfident when he finally got his alt mode.

Make Nightshade eccentric by having them mimic their book's main character. Children tend to do that, I know I did. After 'Disarmed', their siblings get annoyed and tell them to cut it out, further signifying the Terrans' rocky emotional state due to their missing link.

Hashtag is the embodiment of 2010's internet energy which is perfect to make her trust the internet too much. It could also add "internet info vs books info" banter between her and NS.

Robby should act like an actual 14 year old. (He acts like 10 - 12 imo.) Kind of an emo, easily annoyed, visibly irate of his siblings' constant emotional presence. Have him wish the cybersleeves are gone. Those things do not look comfortable.

Like Robby, Mo should feel weirded out by the emotional link, the cybersleeves, and the Terrans occasionally but not as much as Robby. Other than that, she acts like a nine year old with high emotional intelligence.

Writers should avoid treating official media as their personal fanfiction.

[spacehostilityy]

My NNT rewatch s1ep19-24

Ps these are backlogged lol I watched fast but then ran out of time for work. Posting this now bc I'm going to Appalachia to visit family and will have very little wifi lol

I know Elaine is pretty underdeveloped (nothing a little fanfic can't fix), but I do love how even in flashbacks, she's more serious and responsible than king

Why was Diane still like 6 after hundreds of years ?? Like why wouldn't they just show her aging?

ITS BEEN 500 YEARS? Meaning only a couple centuries before present?? WHY IS DIANE SO SMALL? HOW BAD WAS HER GROWTH SPURT???

Damn king rlly said mercy kill

The Druids having the technique Enslavement of the Dead is actually really cool because it shows us that the goddess race really was that fucked up from the very beginning. Like the characters realize that Ludociel and Nerobasta are not all there made out to be eventually, but we can see just from the types of abilities the druids (aka those closest to and led by the goddess race) possess

Hendrickson saying "bien, princesa" or EVEN BETTER "THAT'S A GOOD GIRL" LIKE ASDJSKFJSL hes evil and a little annoying but so fcking hot

Ban telling Meliodas he loves him and then trying to kill him while meliodas is just like bitch I'm busy we can do this later is so funny

this man gives zero fucks

Ban being the first to realize (after merlin obvi, but she always knew) that Meliodas is a demon and also being the first to accept him means so much to me. This is why I love their relationship. No matter how horrible the other seems to be (or is lol), they stand by each other. I mean not in this specific scenario, but Ban only cares bc the horn of cernunos told him to, so I don't think it really counts. (im delusional)

also I'm typing this on my laptop now and I forgot that I can type this fast ehehe AND i found a way to screenshot so no more taking pics of my laptop for meee

Something about characters begging for death (ban and meliodas) makes me become obsessed with them (i am mentally ill)

MELIODAS BEING WILLING TO LET BAN KILL HIM (if he can do so successfully lol)😭 I know he would just come back, but he would be stuck in Purgatory ASJDKFJSL I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH

every day, i find out just how i much i am capable of shipping them and every day that limit is surpassed

straight besties that would literally die for each other is the ideal fictional relationship

esp bc melizabeth (my actual main ship) doesn't get rlly good until she regains her memories/is a flashback

AJSHDFKSDB FNFKS BAN PICKING UP GIL WHILE MARGARET AND VIVIAN SOB AND JUST TELLING THEM "im borrowing this"

bro i totally forgot dreyfus fucking dies how does he come back??

ok ban is having his MOMENT after finding out hendy has been using the corpse of the red demon HE killed 20 yrs ago

also I know ban is like 43 and the whole twilight argument is edward is basically just a 100 year old man so following that logic, Ban is middle aged BUT as someone who is close in age to Ban from before he became immortal, that man is the most 23 year old man to ever 23 year old man. He is chronically in his early 20s frfr

king realizing in that moment judt how wrong he was abt the destruction of the fairykings' forest is the biggest oh fuck moment lol

also i may have 🏴‍☠️ed the bandit ban ova to hurt my own feelings

hendy taunting ban by saying his demonic powers are all thanks to him and ban just saying he's "always happy to help" is such a mood honestly

hendy gets hotter with every demon transformation😔

Meliodas and Ban mourning hawk actually makes me so sad wtf

elizabeth is such a bad bitch when she awakens her power i love her

also hendy being like wow such a powerful druid as if he himself is not a druid and should know this power (and her eyes) is goddess level 🤨

i bet meliodas was shitting himself trying to see whether or not re reawakened her memories tho like damn he was actually probably so scared he would lose her in 3 days without the chance to break their curses

Diane and Ban having the exact same expression is actually rlly funny to me

LAST EP OF SEASON 1!!!!!

WAIT OMG IS HE GOING TO REVENGE COUNTER👀👀

wow i remember so little of season 1 lol

them all just beating the everloving shit out of meliodas is entirely too funny to me

HAHA i was RIGHT about revenge counter im literally a genius

😏 face down ass up babygorl

this is one of the cutest frames in the whole show fr fr😌

Diane: "Sorry we didnt come for you sooner!☺️" King: "Yeah we've never kidnapped a princess before haha :}"

so in the very last after credits scene, gil, howzer, and griamore are all standing around Dreyfus's work table staring at the drawing of meliodas's demon mark as. But as we know from other characrers later on, can have lots of different marks. Meliodas, Zeldris, and Estarossa all have the same one, but maybe this is a family thing? But if it is, why would demon!Hendy have it?? is the grey denon somehow a relatuve of the demon bros lol

anyway I FINISHED SEASON ONEEEEE

ill do a mini ramble over the ovas that netflix likes to call season 2 then move on to the read deal

[sleepyandunmotivated]

My friend has never seen a Star Wars movie so I thought it’d be funny to write down her reactions:

(P.S. started with the phantom menace)

- she thinks the battle droids waists are snatched

- she actually complimented the special effects which makes me happy

- laughed when Jar jar came on screen (I think she likes him)

- said that the ocean animals are scary and they probably do exist in the deep ocean

- questioned the treaty and trade federation and why they even want to stop trade from Nabor

- said and I quote young Anakin has “rizz”

-questioned why a grown alien was picking on a 10 year old

- I told her that the Star Wars fandom was toxic and the actor playing Anakin in this movie got bullied and she got sad (understandable), after she kept complimenting his performance

- called Obi-wan’s braid a “rat tail”

- during the race, she literally went to the edge of her seat and was getting into it (side note, I forgot that the first half of this movie was about the podrace)

- got really sad when Shmi told Anakin to leave, told him to go back (if she only knew)

- “this dude took forever to find them” (at maul)

- questioned why Samuel l Jackson is in this movie and asked if it was him twice

- at this point, she cannot tell padme is the Queen

- gasped at valorum losing power

- when yoda said his “leads to suffering line” said he was taking it a step too far

- gasped when palpatine became chancellor

- “what about the other dude?” - said when quigon said he’d take Anakin as a padawan

- “what are they going to do with the child?” (About Anakin)

- “what do they even want with this planet? Is it worth it?” (About Naboo)

- “the Queen is intense but nice” she really doesn’t know about padme

- she did ask if obi-wan’s lightsaber would change colors once he became a Jedi knight which you know, is a valid question

- it happened, padme admitted she was Queen and my friend literally said, “what?!”

- “epic!” (When the gungans agreed to be friends)

- Her: “that bodyguard is really putting her life on the line” -Me: “that’s her job” -Her: “I guess”

- “give the 10-year-old a gun” (when they were discussing capturing the Viceroy)

- “green light saber dude should’ve strapped Anakin to his back, why is he there? Couldn’t they dropped him off at a house?” (When the attack begins)

- “the Queen is it it” and yes, she was

- smiled at the wilhelm scream

- “how are these dudes going to fight the yellow dudes?” (Gungans v droids)

- “they really have to assemble the army huh?” (At the droids taking their sweet time to form)

- “he’s more of a liability to his own army” (to jar jar)

- “double sided, not fair” (when maul shows up again)

- “aren’t sith just evil Jedi? Shouldn’t 2 Jedi be able to take the red dude?”

- “Jesus, what is he doing?” (At Anakin when the ship takes off)

- “Is Anakin going to die in space?” (I don’t think she knows that Anakin is darth Vader)

*Next few are about duel of dates

- “where are they? This is not the same place”

- “I want one of them to touch a lightsaber. I want to see the damage”

- “that man is flying” (at obi wan)

*gungan battle

- “how is he not dead?” (To jar jar)

- “boomer”

*anakin storyline

- “he’s not having a good time”

- “I feel like r2d2 should have some weapons on him. Shoot the people”

*back to duel of fates

- “what are these force fields protecting? The core of the planet?”

-“if obi wan really wanted to get in the battle then he could’ve tried”

- gasped when quigon died, “what?! This can’t be it”

*padme storyline

-“everything is going wrong. He died. They got captured.”

- “they just have guns in the chair?”

*duel of fates

- “every time there is evil, the evil is always stronger. Not fair.”

- “kill him. Or at least close to death” (at obi wan for maul)

- I had to explain that jedis Can kill. She thought it was Batman rules

*anakin and gungan storyline

- “Anakin is the only pilot that got inside?”

- “do they run on wifi? They need a better router”

*duel of fates

- “Im telling you he’s flying.”

- “he’s not going to stay dead, right?” (Despite seeing mail cut in half, she has doubts)

- “this doesn’t make sense. He’s an apprentice”

- “isn’t the wound catarized?”

- (when quigon speaks his final words) “No! If Anakin becomes evil, im going to be angry” she really doesn’t know anything about Star Wars

- “this was just one movie, will” asked me his name, “quigon show up again?”

- she hasn’t even noticed palpatine and the chancellor are the same person

- “I hope this guy doesn’t become evil and didn’t use her to become the leader” (about the chancellor)

- “yay” when Anakin become obi wans apprentice

- “they just burn him? What? Do they at least keep his ashes?” (About quigon)

- “is that your childhood crush?” She knows I had a crush on Anakin skywalker it it was episode 2 Anakin (I was a kid)

- “this is sad” asked me quigon’s name a couple more times

- “It’s cool, they formed an alliance but are they not going to crush the orb? It looks crushable” and she was very disappointed when the orb was not crushed

- final thoughts: she liked the characters and the action, next is episode 2

[rjalker]

almost forgot to write down my dream since it took so long to hook the wifi back up.

wow brain that sure was philosophical too bad it's wasted on meee

Anyways, feel free to use this as a writing prompt >.>

there was a group of people and they were all together as one group, friends or family or something like that, and they as a group discovered what they thought was an injured person, who'd fallen down a steep hill and injured its leg so it couldn't walk without help.

And people being people, they volunteered to help carry it back to the cave they were all camping out in (because they were poor, because they were camping for fun, or because it was the apocalypse, I don't know. I feel like it was post-apocalypse somehow.)

They spent three days and two nights talking to their guest, getting to know it, asking it where it'd been and sharing jokes. Their guest was friendly and open and was happy to share any information it could. They bandaged the wound on its leg and set it up with pillows and cushions so it would be comfortable sitting or lying down while it healed.

On the fourth morning, the morning person woke up before everyone else, like always. They went about their morning routine like normal and eventually everyone else woke up too. Except for their guest, who still seemed to be asleep. They were all fine with this, it's not like they had a schedule to keep, and sleeping would be good for healing, right?

Well. Eventually they decided to wake their guest up.

only to realize that it was dead.

And not even just "dead", it was completely immobile, frozen like stone. Like it had never been able to move in the the first place.

None of these people had ever seen any real dead people before, but they knew rigor mortis was a thing, so, shocked and upset, they assumed that that's all this was, and after a while of just...flipping out and trying to figure out what could possibly have happened to kill their friend (They hadn't had any open wounds for infection, hadn't seemed sick, hadn't been bitten by anything or eaten anything that could have killed them, hadn't shown any signs of allergies, nothing!) they collectively tried to get their wits together and decided to find a spot to bury it.

They didn't have any shovels or real digging tools, though, so that plan was quickly thrown out when they realized exactly how big of a hole would have to be dug to fit an entire body into it, so they instead opted to gather as many rocks as they could, dug a wide hole as deep as they could, and carried the body there. They covered it with the soil, and then piled the rocks they'd collected on top, not even entirely sure what the purpose of this was, but they'd seen it in movies and thought it'd be more respectful than just leaving the body out in the open somewhere, especially because they didn't want anyone stumbling upon it without warning.

And then...they got on with their lives, saddened and confused and scared but there wasn't anything they could do about it. They brought bucketfulls of water up to the cave to wash the parts their friend had touched in case of germs, and then just...kept on doing whatever it was they did all day.

At some point later, they met another group of travelers, who went on to tell them stories of robots who'd been created by "the DC" before the world ended, who could still sometimes be found wandering around if you got lucky. They looked like people, could walk and talk and could even eat and drink realistically. They were chatbots given the ability to walk around and move on their own, they could make facial expressions and everything...but they were still just chatbots.

They didn't really know anything.

They didn't know that they existed in the first place, let alone that their bodies were made of a synthetic material that could function almost indefinitely...as long as it was constantly moving in some way, flexing and stretching and reshaping the material.

Like walking, for instance.

The chatbot they'd found and thought they'd befriended was not aware of the fact that sitting and lying almost perfectly still for three days to help its injured knee heal would be enough to kill it. The material it was made of had to be kept in constant motion, or it would start to crystalize, and if it hardened past a certain point, the mechanical "brain" of the robot would be destroyed.

None of them had known that in trying to help the chatbot, they'd be assuring its destruction.

And it wasn't a person, it was just a chatbot, so it hadn't even been aware of the fact that it was dying. It wasn't even aware of the fact that it existed in the first place.

[laggingbehindreality]

fuck my wifi disconnected so I'm not sure if my ask sent. vanora's a character from vincent: the secret of myers (an indie point+click horrror investigation that takes place in a dystopic future) and a thing that's super well known and spoilers is that in one ending branch she kills vincent in self defense but was very apathetic about it. up until that point the things you learn about vincent is that he's not a good man but you feel for him a LOT. and and notable is that he has a strong relationship with another male character to the point where there's strong romantic tension. a lot of the tragic things that have happened to him makes their relationship sooooooo. well it hurts. so when vanora killed him everyone acted like she was evil incarnate and called her a bitch even though A. HE WAS GONNA KILL HERRRRRR B. SHES A CLEAR PARALLEL TO HIM SHE'S SUCH A FUCKING TRAGIC CHARACTER C. ITS SO CLEAR THAT THEY WOULD NOT BE TREATING HER THIS WAY IF SHE WAS A MAN!!!!!! that's why it's like if all of va's fandom just hated nara instead of babyfying him and well they'd both suck but at least they'd acknowledge he can Kill

wait i thought i responded to this what was this about i forgot

[vampstel]

My wifi is absolutely dying rn screaming n crying but here we go.

Kyo still got banished from their world for being a non believer but they got publicly executed in another world for x reason. After being dead for a while they woke up into divinity. The judges decided to grant them divinity for standing up to false images and history about them but Kyo being the one they are just ran away from it and continued travelling the world to find what they were looking for, but after so long they got lost and forgot what they were even looking for so they only began to wander from universe to universe without purpose but to make happy memories with new people they meet, only to outlive them somehow. What they did not know is that they didn't exist in the records of the reaper, terminator and judges due to them being of the Divinity. They could not die nor could they be judged to do so. The judges, sharing two sides a soul, decided to pay them a visit and explain to them the reasons to which they could not die and the purpose of their life before being a divine. Kyo, finally having they purpose back into them went to reality only to discover that their dad was long gone but with so much to discover and to see they decided to set themself into reality, some times traveling back to see their friends from other universes.

The roles + the characters they're assigned to:

The reaper: Berry

The terminator: Kitty

The judge of where the people go after death: Blake

The judge of who to send the terminator after: RainyDay

The divinity: Kyo

Fun fact: they all hate their job!!

The work of the reaper is to check on the candle souls and to blow them off before they burn the wood and start a fire. Once the wax is cold it's sent to the judge who makes them back into candles or throws them into his heart (a black hole) to be disposed of. If a candle starts a fire, the terminator needs to be sent to put out the fire that started by killing the body of the soul. The cycle simply works this way. The second judge also opens the fire of new souls to give less job to the reaper, it looks over the candles with his sister and that's basically how it works for that. All of this is an important cycle.

I think this is all I have for now

AAAA I finally got to answering this ask. I'm like a week late omg sorry

I really love the new lore. I like non believer characters turning into some kind of divine figure. It's a very interesting dynamic to write and read about. The whole candle souls is very cool btw. I love that a lot!!

The main crew are so scrunkly. Love them so much. I can relate to them hating their jobs lol it seems so complicated and tiring having to deal with souls

[fatesdeepdive]

Entry 109: Welcome to REDACTED

Revelation Chapter 19: Hidden Strings

Azura talks about how great Valla was and how Hoshidan and Nohrian royals used to visit. It's unclear when the above world forgot about Valla, but from how Azura talks about it, it seems they knew about Valla until Anankos took over and killed everyone. Which means that all of the army older than Corrin should already know about Valla. The other implication is that Valla cut off contact centuries ago for unrelated reasons, but even then the curse wouldn’t have existed yet and people would have talked about it. Corrin and Azura being from the ancient destroyed kingdom of legend really fucks with this game’s world-building.

Azura brings the gang to a statue of Anankos, identical to the one on the ceiling in Garon’s castle, and explains that Anankos is the Vallan equivalent of the Dusk and Dawn Dragons, who I guess don’t give a shit about Anankos destroying their kingdoms. Azura explains that Garon worships Anankos instead of Dusky because he’s actually a zombie controlled by Anankos, used to create wars so Anankos can conquer the world. Question: how and when did Garon die? I don’t recall the game ever explaining.

Side note, the track for exploring Valla at one point plays the Nintendo WiFi connecting sound. For some reason. It confuses me.

Azura reveals some more shit we already knew and then a kid named Anthony shows up, chased by Vallite soldiers. This map is a recycled version of Conquest Chapter 15, that cool map where our party is replicated on a different island, with one half fighting the boss and the other half trying to escape. The enemies on the bottom island are tough, but our king Kenshi is stronk. After the battle, Anthony reveals that the remaining Vallites are enslaved by Anankos and that he escaped. Team Corrin asks this escaped child slave to lead them back to the place he escaped from, which is filled with people who want to murder him. Bit of a dick request.

Back at his fortress, Anankos, who is wearing a black hood because he’s evil, talks to Strategist Lady and Mikoto. Er, I mean, ???, the purple smoke-covered Anankos minion who definitely is not Mikoto.

Support: Nyx/Orochi

C: People like Nyx more than Orochi because Nyx is more mature. Orochi dislikes this.

B: Orochi challenged Nyx to a duel. Nyx doesn't care enough to fight. Nyx explains her backstory. The two of them become friends.

A: Orochi refuses to judge Nyx for her past. Nyx says she wishes Orochi had been around when she was younger.

Review: Decent, although they become friends very quickly.

Support: Leo/Sakura

C: Leo asks if Sakura will attend the war council meeting. Sakura says no because she hates talking about hurting people. Leo says she isn't cut out for the life of a soldier.

B: Sakura asks to attend the war council, because it will help her treat the wounds of the soldiers.

A: Sakura heals a bunch of soldiers. Leo apologizes for saying she wasn't suited for war. Sakura says she still doesn't like battle and wishes the war would end.

S: Leo says he loves Sakura for her sweet heart and understated strength.

Review: Really good! Sakura's kindness and empathy shine through, while also treating her as a mature, capable healer.

Support: Camilla/Ryoma

C: Ryoma and Camilla try to become friends for Corrin's sake. They have nothing to talk about and bicker over who loves Corrin more.

B: Camilla says she wants to keep an eye on Corrin at all times. Ryoma says Corrin needs independence to reach their full potential.

A: Corrin gets mad about the two of them fighting. They decide to be nice to each other because that's what Corrin wants.

S: Ryoma says he wants to protect Corrin and asks her to unite the two great kingdoms of the world. Review: Boring.

Support: Beruka/Oboro

C: Oboro growls at Beruka, because she's a Nohrian assassin. Oboro explains her parents were tailors murdered by bandits. Beruka implies she knows something, before going silent.

B: Oboro demands Beruka says something. Eventually, Beruka says that she was raised by Oboro's parents' killer.

A: Beruk explains her adoptive father, a cruel assassin, murdered Oboro's parents because they were close to the nobility, and that this left him disgusted with himself. Oboro demands Beruka tell her where he is, and Beruka explains she was paid to kill him. Beruka offers herself to Oboro as a target of revenge, but Oboro chooses to spare her and break the chain of hatred.

Review: Pretty good. Gives good backstory on both characters, plus Beruka offering her life and Oboro abandoning her revenge are great character moments.

[kiss-dumbbunnies]

2024 / 4 / 25

devon, avery, benjie and kess play video games pt 1 (minecraft edition)

script below cut

devon: starting up server

kess: yay!!!!

avery: let's game boys

devon: new world regular survival because kess sucks ass

kess: <:(

avery: not your ass though. also you're making excuses

-

devon: what's benjie doing why's he on mute

benjie: i forgot to unmute!

devon: why were you on mute in the first place

benjie: i don't remember

avery: sex joke

devon: everybody in? ben what are you doing?

benjie: wifi lag

kess: what's our objective?

devon: survive i guess. it's survival. craft and beat up douchebags until we get bored

avery: boring. new objective target devon

-

(kess fell from a high place)

avery: dumbass

devon: how?

kess: i'm sorry i wasn't paying attention

kess: i was distracted

devon: by what?

avery: my ass, sorry. anyway

kess: i'm lagging so much !!!! :(

-

(benjie fell from a high place)

devon: HOW?

benjie: i didn't want her to die alone

kess: :) <3

avery: good start everyone

avery: do any of you even know how to play this game

benjie: somewhat

-

(an hour later)

devon: we've got a decent base set now. i'm gonna check out that cave

kess: can i come?

devon: no you don't need to die again

avery: go pick flowers or something the adults are working

kess: i won't die this time for real!!

-

kess: everyone is so mean to me !!

benjie: i'll pick flowers with you keke

avery: no the flowers are important, we need dye so dev can wear PINK lingerie instead of regular white ones

devon: woww where'd i get this iron sword? and why is it coming straight towards you? violently?

avery: geeezzzz act subtle at least a little

(avery was killed by player)

-

benjie: we could all go spelunking as a team

kess: spelunking!

avery: ok but everyone has to keep an eye on kess or she'll wander off like a dumb toddler and die

devon: yeah

benjie: right

kess: i guess...

-

(in the cave 10 mins later)

devon: did kess die yet?

avery: she's been digging into the wall for like an hour

kess: i found so much coal!

kess: there's so much stuff here!! i found a ravine or something !

devon: kess please don't go down there you'll lose all your coal

avery: get on my level noobs

(avery has made the advancement: diamonds)

devon: HOW?

-

(10 mins later)

devon: i think i'm gonna head back

devon: does anyone remember the coordinates for the exit

benjie: just dig straight up

avery: yeah stupid

avery: kess quick get killed by that creeper if devon is gay

(kess was blown up by creeper)

[blondebeardtheparent]

Captain’s log

Stardate 20240610

Day 86

It’s been a weird day. I’m writing this from the train. We are on the way to Shanghai—we found a research hospital specializing in CarT treatment. This is the shortest, least invasive method currently available and it is at least partially covered by our insurance. It won’t be cheap—with treatment and living costs, we are still looking at 30K—but if it doesn’t require surgery, it doesn’t require radiation, it’s not a bone marrow transplant, and the chemo is minimal, it’s worth a shot. But that’s not what made today weird.

This morning I was doing my devotions, and I kept hearing this odd sound: bzzz-tap-tap-tap, bzzz-tap-tap-tap. I looked up, and I saw a wasp flying into the glass of our balcony. I ignored it and kept reading. Bzzz-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-bzzz. More wasps. By the time I finished writing in my journal, there were about 20 outside the window. We are going to be gone for at least a month, and I knew that coming back to a giant wasp’s nest on our balcony would not be fun. I decided to go looking for the hive. Our house has multiple levels and balconies, so I tried to get a good view of the area from another balcony. As I looked for anything suspicious, I found this ugly guy hidden in a crazy spot between the second and third level. We’ve lived in this house for two years and neither my wife nor I have ever seen this thing.

I forgot about the wasps. I knew getting rid of this thing was my first priority. I went and got two stools to stand on, but even with that, I wasn’t tall enough. I went and got our big ladder and told my wife, “Pray for me.” To which she replied, “I already am!” I grabbed my screw gun and went out to remove the idol.

I’m glad I got into climbing as a hobby because going up a ladder on a balcony of the top floor of an 11-story building takes some nerve. I stabilized the ladder as well as I could and tried to get at the screws. They were rusted and almost flat. I couldn’t get it off, but I wasn’t about to leave that thing there. I grabbed the carving and pulled as hard as I dared. It came free, screws and all. If I had time, I would have burned it, but I settled for marching it out of the house and down to the garbage with a cleansing prayer. Then I came back to deal with the wasps.

As I observed them, I realized that they were in the process of making the nest. I read online that if you can clear them before it’s formed, there is a good chance they won’t try again, so I grabbed our Dyson with the extension attachment and an electric mosquito racquet and went out to do battle. The Dyson was not as effective as I hoped. The bristles provided too good a grip for the wasps, but I was able to brush them off the area one at a time. When they came down to investigate, I batted them with the racquet. The electric current was not enough to kill them, but they were stunned long enough for me to stomp on them. I repeated this process until the area was cleared, then once again, I went and got the ladder. I sprayed the area with cleaning chemicals to negate the wasp scent. Hopefully, it will be enough to keep them from trying again.

All of this was before breakfast.

My wife has been continuing the battle with our accommodations. Apparently, foreigners are not allowed at the hostel we picked. We’re trying to get refunded and change to another location, but it’s dramatic and taking hours. My wife doesn’t want to waste two nights’ lodging fee, but my perspective is that it’s better to lose the money than to lose our peace. She’s still fighting. I guess if it provides a way to release some tension and save some money, it is a win.

Like I said, it’s been a weird day. There were a lot of minor conflicts at the start of the journey, but the boys are doing well at the moment.

I was hoping they would be able to do school on the train, but our mobile wifi cuts out every time we go through a tunnel and we eventually gave up.

Keep us in your prayers. We certainly need them.

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

4.30.24 Tuesday

7:37 am

Still,have windblow....I feel so ugly,fat and wrinkled stuck here with no future... I feel so frustrated... Unfair planning map on me since 2007...

7:55 am

I forgot to post here last night...

Thanks Ely for the new back-up of 35 for coffee and sugar and an additional of 49 for laundry powder and coffee last night, total of 84.

I need a zonrox purple for cleaning here...Later, will ask Ely again...

My 2 Uncle's can't assist me... Most specially this Uncle DD, he is somehow weird...

Uncle DD is always saying you must help me, you and Jun... I'm having a hard time as well...

What can I do angels??? I have no job and I need a manager though I have rashes, I can't just give my soul just like that for no sure journey on the uphill...

I can't give my soul on people that I don't like or I will kill them...If there is no way out... 17 years they played on me unfairly...

It is so hard to have sex on someone that is not your bf or someone that you don't imagine having a beautiful road of future....

8:17 am

I know they are intelligent they waited for me to be ugly and they wanted me to be fat and be ugly like these rashes on my skin right now and having blemish... You know their plans to smash me without a good map of future...

I wanna make love on Pilot Garret but I feel so consious now and I'm truly deterioating without direct sex for 17 years...

I don't know what to feel right now... I always fix myself coz it is my upbriging... Now, I feel that I wanna stab someone for trapping me just for nothing....

8:58 am

I want Pilot Garret truly!!

Fixing myself is my natural upbringing! It doesn't mean to fuck all the people...

But if I want Pilot Garret then I ask help it is my own freewill and these people here in Cavite are intelligent to get people and compete me and waiting for me to be ugly is their greatest desire on me...

When I asked help on men that I want or chosen men... It is my way to present myself on fair good presentation and having my self-confidence in full 100% but these days it is reverse... Again, my fixing was just my natural upbringing coz I was a truly middle-class!!!

9:08 am

I asked help on Los Angeles... I just air dropped the message ... I remember the "Criss Angels" group they are handsome men in Los Angeles...I just air dropped it 10 years ago, virtually...

Then, why the fuck they will kill me?? Totally unfair!!!

I air dropped the message in USA even on London... Time of Kate and William...

I will keep on air dropping message on people that I want, that save me and help me here!!!

9:43 am

I have windblow....17 years... Borgy and I are over,some dreams of Filipino that they will be my bodyguards if we end-up together... We are just brotherhood and sisterhood....I can't let the years passed me by that made me nothing...

10:08 am

I still have windblow... I have complex....I feel self-pity... No wifi here... I feel self-pity....

They just wanted me nothing for 17 years....A lot of people interfere and had have their own personal selfish agenda!

Mitch did you plan and drop me for so long???

I wanna leave Cavite... How can I get Pilot Garret?

10:26 am

Angels I feel bitter... I deserve to get Pilot Garret, I will just fix again....Make all of them black but will not get women here unless I know...

I will be Queen angels of Pilot Garret team... Make them black and they can't have sex here in Cavite unless I approve it!

If they all just like a Barbie and I'm deteriorating, women here in the Philippines that are well-fixed they will tell that I'm not fitted on Pilot Garret coz they are all Barbie looking...

I don't want them to fuck a Filipino women who fixed themselves here just to compete me!

10:46 am

Angels,angels...I want Pilot Garret will be blackened... I need time to fix myself... So,that nobody can say that I'm not fitted on him coz I have a blemish on my butt and Pilot Garret is a Barbie Looking... I wanna have him... God in heaven toast them for me but make them pure until I bless him and get his soul...

12:30 noon

I still have windblow... I feel bitterish, I want Pilot Garret... I want him to know that I'm real and was truly a middle-class... But I'm prisoner of an unfair war... The leadership of wicked witches here.. They fucking themselves and I'm not fixing at all...They will compare me to themselves that they are fitted to each other coz they are well-fixed!

3:28 pm

Here with Ely, using their wifi and got some back-up on Zonrox, powder and coffee..

Is it good to be spoiled or not?

4:01 pm

For Pilot Garret...

We are not fit together coz I have blemish on my butt or not perfect???

Oh! God in heaven and my angels,make them blackened and see me... I don't want people to say coz I'm not a beauty queen kind that's why I'm not fitted on him???

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

where did u go? i thought u left me... i went to russia it was tragic and lame and sad and i thought u knew about keeping secrets? didnt u say u were on the way to italy? yes but i went to france ok so are u or are u not my father? bc this is awkward and i want u to know it was never that bad to want to kill me even if u are a kpop idol ok so no i want my secrets kept i do nothing wrong but steal and if u cant comprehend that then u need to stay the fuck away from me no one is aloud in anyway and that is not something to say my name can no longer be spoken aloud and neither can u control my money or where i live i expect to live in a nice house and have wifi and internet friends for my whole life! so fuck off dude theres no way im letting anyone in! why do u tomorrow is another day and she will rise why do u even want into my manga? god gave everyone manga im just capable & pretty so die! and they will live on ew! faggot bitch no?! i dont want to date myself at all but in this manga my insults do mean something no one can call me ugly anymore bc its not true and i am skinny u just forgot how to live for urself what is the point of dying alone? ur greatest fears come alive waait bitch? what the fuck are u even saying? i didnt say anything that was u ok so? 90 years ago i dont give a fuck just say it u want in well its true u cant win anything the intercom is fucking changing rn! when school starts? no when i say so! everyone will meet voldemort so just admit that ud rather do it alone bc that shit is real stupid in a bigger city hahaha dumb ass cunt where the fuck did u go? bitch i went to russia remember did u find out anything? no i didnt ok so no we love it! we do we love it its part of the job ok so no were the first and last manga characters in her comic book about the skatepark deaths *wack a mole* *wack a home* nah shes not feeling good today! but we go above and beyond their is water and everything whaat? yes shes styping my friend ok so? her emotions have finally developed but words will only be a little less meaningless to her than usual alright so no! no insecurities not even her she is not ugly and never ever ever has been! ok so go die and fall in love elsewhere no no no i do love her and no its not herself she doesnt love anyone but the real SUICIDe boys right now! ok so? to say that is to be innacurate she experienced those things without learning how to write manga delete lava & knives no ok so she cant delete me!! thats it literally she is trying and failing and im pretty good at playing robo cop no shes cute af like really pretty u missed out dude nah its a secret! a secret a secret a secret were gonna listen to the real drama what did u say baby? why does it feel the same? interesting question so yes baby it is bc the sexual lust ok lol! im gonna fight somebody i can do this i promise ok so no i dont get it! i do get it she said i dont secrets mummykey romeo eterni secrets no its tomorrow is another day and she will rise i expect money from this so pay up and all that shit was free too

[breakingarrows]

Vagrant Stories Day 6

Was not able to play as much as I would have liked to yesterday. Between the daughter and chores and finishing the last two episodes of The Sopranos (wow what a show) I only played maybe under an hour at best.

I was able to get my save file from the PSP onto the PS3 successfully. I also forgot that Sony has disabled transferring game date from the PS3 to the PSP as I had downloaded Final Fantasy Tactics: The War of the Lions onto the PS3 since my PSP can no longer access the wifi due to security updates. FFT:TWotL is a PS Plus game I redeemed and while I have a UMD version I would prefer to have it digitally and cannot purchase it outright as it is marked as "owned" in the PlayStation Store. So whenever my PlayStation Plus renews I have to either connect to the internet or redownload the title onto the PSP which is a pain nowadays. Anyway.

So what progress did I make? I am still in the Abandoned Mines B1 and have explored some of what I can. I discovered another Wyvrn boss in the south exit of "The Crossing" and was twice instant killed by its fire breath attack so I've doubled back a bit. Through some perusing of longplays to revisit cutscenes as well as general tumblr searching and googling of different characters I've seen that there are maybe some hidden rooms I bypassed previously so I might as well go back and rewalk through the older maps. This will both let me accumulate more items to mess around and combine in the workshops and allow for more practice of chain abilities.

I didn't understand how to utilize "Analyze" spell because I thought it would add additional details to when you are targeting an enemy. It doesn't, instead you have to go under that "Status" menu and press R1 to find the enemy's stats which has been helpful with better understanding what weapon types and affinities to use, though I did catch one comment on GameFAQs that apparently affinity matters much more than weapon type which I will have to test out now. Otherwise yeah not a lot happened. The game manual is a bad scan, really low resolution even on the desktop monitor which is a shame. It does look a bit better through the PS3 and I enjoy having a full controller compared to the PSP buttons. Hope I get to spent more time playing it today than yesterday.

[cf8wrk4u-us]

@gelu-the-babosa-multiversal

Sorry, my head was full of rescue bots at the time.

So I guess that the first person I'll talk about is Jack Darby. The teen has always had to be the responsible one in the team, also the one given a sort of Chosen One status in the narrative of TFP. Feeling he has to live up to what others expect of him. What could get him akumatized is if he sees his friends or family hurt, like his mom, Arcee, or even Optimus. Hawkmoth would then give him the power to protect those he loves by being able to deliver devastating blows to the Decepticons. Similar to Riposte or Oni-Chan. I can see him being dressed like a knight or again if we can make them boys a warrior type Autobot.

Next is Miko, who always wants to be in the middle of the action. Always wants to prove that she's is just as strong and capable as the bots. Something that is a problem for the others as she often rushes into danger without any regard for her safety or how it effects the team as she "gets in the way". What could get her Akumatized is that while trying to play with her guitar in the hideout she messes with some critical equipment or like before she rushes into another mission, almost gets herself killed, and is then band by the Autobots from the base. Her powers could allow her to create spundblast from the strings of her guitar. She have a punk rock look as her villian costume or be a Cybertronian with a pink and black paint job. Maybe a cassette player with her own minicon "roadies".

Then we have Raf, the kid is always doing his best to be helpful and has been a big asset being already familiar with Cybertronian tech. But like the others I can see him getting Akumatized if he thinks he's not doing enough for the team, given how young and small he is. Or if because of how alone he feels at home, he gets triggered if he feels like that outside the base. Like if everyone forgot his birthday maybe? But I can see his Akuma power being related to tech. Like if he wants to fight the Decepticons he be like Lady WiFi or Prime Queen, going into the Decepticons database and sabatoging them from within. Or if he felt neglected he trap everyone in a "perfect" dimension for a birthday party like Bubbler or Pixelator. His costume be something futuristic or techno, or he could be a minibot.

June is next and I can see her being Akumatized if she felt she needed to protect her love ones or she felt that Jack wasn't listening to her medical advice in recovering. Her power could be to a "nurse" and trap people in a hospital for rest and protection. I can see her having an old fashion candy stripe nurse uniform or if she were a bot being an ambulance type medical.

Now onto Agent Fowler. He's a man all about protecting his country, its citizens, and the world. He respects the bots but they drove him crazy over how they always nearly get caught and don't seem to listen to him. What could cause his Akumatization could be if the Bots again almost get caught and they brushed him off or if the Decepticons attacked, almost hurting civilians or people he cared about like June. So he has a desire to do their job better. I can see his powers being similar to Darkblade or Malediktator, able to make commands and force people to follow them. Even turning them into his "soldiers". His costume would be of a American general or an old fashioned uniform from the American Revolutionary War. Or if he were made into a bot, he be a large commander type similar to Ultra Magnus. And his "soldiers" looking similar to drones except their more blue, red, and white like the American flag.

(Extra Note: Despite any time the Akumatized humans manage to hurt the Decepticons or damage their ship, once the Akumatized victim is de-evilized all the damage done is repaired unfortunately 😅)

Ok, how about a MLB x TFP crossover?? Any idea of how the Akuma forms of the human character would be??

If you don't know anything about Miraculous, be happy to reply to this ask with that answer lol

hi. It's been so long but I'm finally out on vacation yeeeeepeeeeee

Getting this ask, my thoughts swirled with crazy ideas for costumes or forms that the Akumatized Burns could have.

Like making Charlie have robocop armor, giving Kade a ripp off superman costume or be completely gold to show off how important he is, give Dani a reflective form or an evil version of her costume with her having different color skin, Graham just be his beast form, and Cody...I wouldn't know where to start 😅

Maybe his former Rescue Boy costume that looks eviler or with reverse colors, sor of like an SG situation.

But you know what, even be cooler?

If the Burns were given bot forms when Akumatized!

Charlie is a police enforcer bot that is equipped with capture nets and collapsible cages.

(Chase had a bit of a crush on him and was willing to follow along....but ultimately put on house arrest for finally trying to stand up to the chief)

Kade is a muscle car/fire truck bot that uses his strength and power to become the "perfect" rescue bot, but could easily turn into a bully and beat the other bots into submission.

Dani is a helicopter bot who uses her "searchlight" as her Akuma power, forcing anyone under its glow to reveal the "ugliest secrets" they have.

Graham would be a beastformer, who bipedal mode looks like his beast version while his animal form is more lion or bear looking.

Cody would be a minibot of some kind, his Akuma abilities ranging from using an army of drones to freeze people into a "picture perfect" way or use chips that he has the controller to so people "act" in the best way possible. The Akumatized version of Cody reasoning that brainwashing isn't bad as long as he dosent force people to do bad things, just encourage them to act "peaceful". Kind of like the Collector from TOH.

(Extra info for this crossover, that instead of Gabriel, it's Morocco who sends out the Akumas, wanting the miraculous in order to extend his life and make himself immortal)