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jula483 · 5 months ago
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SCREAMING
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cxhleel108 · 8 months ago
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LITG S8 Thots for this week: I love winning!
(Fusebox hasn’t proven me wrong often…damn near at all, but oh do I love when they do!)
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• Ok but his body kinda tea I’ll give him that.
• Also do I spy a Libra tattoo??? LIBRA GANG STAND TF UP!!!♎️♎️♎️
• Luna really just want every man in here except her own like damn bitch just give Jin to me since you so open to change😭😭😭
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• The spat being us disagreeing on one thing for maybe 30 seconds and then Oakley immediately apologizing to and worshipping me like ok girl, sure.
• Keep trying all y’all want I’m not turning on my man😑😑😑
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• We not doing this again uh uh.
• But also…HOW DO WE GET OAKLEY IN THESE??? QUICKLY!
• The fact I was finna deny speaking to Hari and then he brings up that he has intel on my man ugh they know how weak I am help💔
• The intel in question being that he was gonna ask us to go exclusive. WOW! WHAT A SHOCKER!
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• Theo what I have to say to you couldn’t take any more than 5 seconds. Stop wasting my time PLEASE!
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• Oh yes I love when a man acts “playerfully”…
• It was so obvious that the letter was from our partner can we stop being fucking dumb?
• We didn’t emote enough after reading that letter. I needed my bitch to break out into tears while screaming or something!
• They are arguing over the letter omfggg the day that this villa knows peace, pigs will be flying.
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• I busted out laughing at this cuz some of y’all were theorizing that Bea was his sister. Do you know how funny that would’ve been if she was😭
• Oh for christ’s sake can Luna shut the fuck UP? I’m so tired of her getting pressed at Jin being flirty with other bitches as if she don’t do the same exact shit. Ho mad cuz he says Bea might be hot but was just begging Hari to give her pussy a taper fade haircut, girl byeeeee!
• Theo finally manned up and admitted he wants me. Woohoo! Can we move on?
• Outfit time!
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• Ngl I thought this was gonna look a whole lot more stupid but thankfully it doesn’t. Now as to why they made accompanying shoes that we couldn’t even put on is beyond me.
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• Jin stfu😭😭😭
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• IGNORE WHAT HARI AND I ARE DOING BAE IS BACK AAAAHHHHHH😝😝😝
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• Yes use the good punani powers to distract him sis exactly!
• I’m seriously so glad I didn’t have to wait 20 episodes to see my bookie bear again like y’all don’t understandddd.
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• He just got back and he already being messy helpskdmsmasnd.
• I know they ain’t actually shocked that I dropped the rope during tug of war…I already told y’all I am a one dick woman!
• Figures that Bea is the one that’s actually with my man, yet Luna is the one that’s making me wanna smack the shit outta her.
• Outfit time again!
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• Say what you want but they are definitely killing the outfit game this season. Another bad bitch fit!
• The fact we can just tell Hari to shut the hell up so we can listen to the other date awww he really shoulda chose another girl to go after.
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• Ok I fucks with you Bea! We love real bitches here💯💯💯
• And the fact Oakley recognizes that we would NEVER play those games oh when I tell you we fucking him real good tonight!
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• God why am I so evil😭😭😭
• We actually get a private moment and they didn’t hoodwink us this time omg can we get fed like this more often?
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• Oooooo wait clock his tea bae! Cuz that actually don’t make no fucking sense like how you out of practice for 2 years and suddenly you pulling out romantic ass stories just cuz you meet one bad bitch on Love Island?
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• Oh lord someone duct tape Luna mouth shut before she start another yap fest.
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• To clarify, when I say “you both” I’m referring to Oakley and his donk. Sorry Hari!
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• Mind you the stuff that’s supposedly gonna change my mind about him is finna be some shit like “Instead of buying you a box of chocolates, he said he was gonna get you a giant teddy bear and a bouquet of roses and carnations.” Like can y’all cut this shit out it do not be gagging us anymore😕
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• Because of course as soon as y’all bring me my baby daddy back you take him away again…
• Welp, loyal girlies I guess it’s time for us to suffer for another 2+ weeks!
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aria-ashryver · 6 months ago
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Welcome to the Jungle | Choices MC Colony | Episode #3
We are starting strong once again: Anitha and Rin got a case of the plague, Evie got malaria, and hot damn do we need an actual doctor out here! (Hello, foreshadowing 👀)
In good news, however, the panther problem is no more! (For now)
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The MCs have been settled at Cedar Station for a couple of seasons now: purpose-specific rooms are being built; crappy barracks are being upgraded to little, individual houses, and we are getting more artsy with our crafting!
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Luca *gasping softly*: cauliflowers, of course! Omg I'm a genius.
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Anitha has taken non-cauliflower approaches to boosting settlement morale! Namely;
planting yellow, sunshiney flowers outside the rec room
singing songs to capybaras in the hopes they will come live with us (which... worked?! Go Anitha!! 💛)
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Our MCs have collectively decided capybaras are the perfect symbol of hard work, perseverance, and being extremely friend-shaped, so they are now our ✨ venerated animal ✨ (Sprites now get a mood boost when they spend time near a capybara lol)
!!A wild Oliver appears!!
Good news: We have found a doctor! Bad news: Said doctor has been wandering alone in the jungle for weeks on end and is clearly Going Through Some Stuff
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Dorian tried to calm Oliver down and talk him through The Horrors TM (and just managed to make things worse 😆)
(Dorian "Silvertongue" more like Dorian "Can I Offer You a Nice Berry In This Trying Time- ow why are you hitting me ow")
Anitha's got this, don't worry 🌻
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Here's Oliver, all cleaned up with fresh haircut and change of clothes, and feeling much calmer!
Welcome to the colony, Oliver! ✨✨✨ Great to have you aboard
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Having a real doctor in the group means we can safely go on caravan journeys! Today, half of the MCs split off to:
Attend peace talks with a hostile faction
Fulfill a trade agreement with a nearby settlement
Loot an ancient ruin to get Dorian a cool new sword
Get... uh, wait- get mugged by a random imp raider who wanted to steal Oliver's extremely cool t-shirt?
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um. Dorian's new sword got a test run and Oliver kept his shirt.
We did unfortunately run out of food on the way home, though, so our MCs have arrived back hungry, tired, and desperately in need of something fun to do.
Things were tense, folks. Rin might have snapped at Evie a little bit 😬
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aaahhhh the blorbos are brawling aaahhh this is our first social fight
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Things calmed down pretty quick when Evie went for the suckerpunch and cracked Rin's jaw. Rin got lots of quick jabs in too, so Evie has a ton of bruises to her torso, but I think since Evie went beast mode on this one, she wins 😆
Fortunately, Oliver knows just how to help 💗
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We are all friends again in time for the Skylantern Festival though!! Awww look at them go 🌈✨ (Marianna is helping Evie with hers, that's so sweet 🥺)
Anitha: we require more morale Anitha: *brainstorming so hard* Anitha: I've got it. TWO Capybaras!!!
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So, on top of our OG Labrador, Ricky, we now have Sunny and Sugar-Plum, our resident Guinea Bigs. We have also recently acquired an (actual) guinea pig and a cat!
I'm letting the smaller pets pick their owners on a "first nuzzled, first served" basis, so congrats to Evie and Oliver, who now have their very own pets!
@cadybear420 - what does Evie name the guinea pig?
@dr-colossal-pita what does Oliver name the cat?
(If it makes a difference, the guinea pig is male, the cat is female, both are 3 years old)
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Raids are getting tougher! This one was weird, because some visiting traders rushed to our defense with... with their pet bull? Guys, we have it. Its... its fine, you don't need to-- okay, sure. Fine. Send in the bull. Also misfire your bow and arrow and shoot Dorian in the leg, that's great too.
It was a tough scrape, this one! A bunch of tough adventurers, pushed to their limits, trying to survive in this harsh, unforgiving jungle, came to steal our supplies. A few of their people died, some of ours were injured, and we hauled the enemy survivors inside to tend to their injuries (because what is the jungle without a little humanity, right?)
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In what is perhaps the most metal move I have ever seen, here is Oliver talking Marianna through what to do when someone* has been stabbed in the kidney and is bleeding out
*"someone" in this instance is Oliver 🤘
OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED MARIANNA USED THE REALLY GOOD MEDICINE I WAS SAVING THAT klsjgksfjglkdf dammit 😂 thats fine, I'd rather Oliver be okay, but omg that stuff is expensive and I only had 1 ahh 😭😭😭
Curiously... the enemy adventurers are rather taken by our empathy. These are good people, they say. This is a small settlement, but it looks homely. These people are tough, but fair. Hmmm...
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"Do you really think we can trust them? We attacked their home." "We didn't have a choice! But these people seem... honest? They could have left us to die, but they didn't. Maybe... this could be a home for us, too." "Daenarya, that's madness. You can't just try to steal from someone, only to turn around and ask if you can join them!" "...Its worth a shot, right?"
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(uhh I forgot to take a "New recruit: Daenarya" screenshot, just pretend I did lol)
Welcome aboard to our newest pair of adventurers, Brienne and Daenarya!! 💖💖 (Brienne's lil horns are everything to me hehe)
And just in time, too -- our colony have received a tip-off about a lone, freelance detective in need of rescue not far from our base -- @stars-are-within-me 's Carina Rose! Maybe Brienne and Daenarya can help us pull off a daring rescue in the next episode 😎
as ever, thank you to @choicesmc @cadybear420 @rosesnink @storyofmychoices @dr-colossal-pita and @lover-also-fighter-also for letting me steal your darlings!
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ljf613 · 2 years ago
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Genuinely obsessed with the three unnamed kids from HTTYD: Homecoming.
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Why are you like this, small children?
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LOOK AT THEIR FACES
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This one kid never uncrosses his arms and it's GREAT
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"What is that weird old guy doing?" (Also, when did the blond girl put on a copy of her friend's shawl? Did she pull it out from somewhere when we weren't looking?)
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"Should we maybe get him some help?"
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"Let's just get out of here." "Yeah, sounds like a good idea." (And I stand corrected-- he DOES uncross his arms sometimes.)
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Is that the same kid in the back right? I think so. And look, he's sitting with some other, smaller child! Is that his brother, or is he just being nice and looking after a younger boy?
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Alright, I think that's the tall girl in the middle left (four rows back), wearing that same red shawl. And there's the pouty boy in the front right (to the left of the child who looks like their head is sitting on top of a lantern), next to the same little boy as before-- and he's actually smiling! But where's the blond girl with the hat? Do any of you see her?
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He's still here, but the kid next to him seems to have disappeared. The seat is empty, though, so maybe the small child just got up to use the little Vikings' room. But WHERE'S THE BLOND GIRL???
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Okay, I spotted him at least THREE TIMES in this one frame. (Four, if you count the kid behind and to the right of Zephyr, who's got the same hairstyle but a different colored shirt.) Are they triplets, or is Dreamworks just trying to be sneaky with repeating character models? I SEE YOU THERE, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME!!! (The tall girl doesn't seem to be in this shot, though, and STILL no sign of the blond girl. WHERE IS SHE???)
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He's in this frame twice, but the blond girl STILL doesn't even get to be here even once??? SMH. (Side note, that one boy in the yellow shirt is in here AT LEAST five or six times. Three of the copies are literally SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!)
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At least both versions of him are excited here.
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Awww, he let that scared little kid over there hold onto his arm! (Not the same little boy he was sitting with earlier, but that's fine. Maybe younger kids just like being near him.)
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Tall girl in the red shawl has reappeared (to the the left of the guy in the middle) and I THINK that's the blond girl (on the middle guy's other side). She's got the same haircut and dress, she just isn't wearing that hat. Where's your hat, sweetie?
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Aww, look!!! They really ARE good kids! (And the hat's back! YES!!!)
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Mad respect for the tall girl who got her friends to do the hard, dangerous part and just gets to stand there bossing them around. You go, girl!
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"How's that?" "I think we're good!"
ANYWAY, this has been an appreciation post for these three specific children and these three specific children ONLY.
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haveihitanerve · 1 year ago
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so um
sometimes when i watch tff vids i write commentary in my notes. and i stumbled across this little gem a second ago and thought i might share my crazed thoughts
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Bro i just love seeing curt dancing and singing the songs in the background because he fucking wrote them and has heard roland sing them so many times now its their songs and i just love it and then when he steps up and they sing together…. Omg. their voices are so perfect for each other. Platonic soulmates. Meant to be. Their voices. Mwah. *chefs kiss*
AWWWWWW and that moment they played to each other OMG SO CUTE
AHHHH in everybody wants to ulr the world curt starts walking towards roland, ro,land looks at him, they grin, and curt slowly starts walking backwards away from him again. AHHH its too cute
Aw. but only curt did the slight fist pump. Roland moved his arm but only to play the guitar
OMG OMG THEY SANG SECRET WORLD??????? I DON'T REMEMEBER THAT BUT FUCK YEAH
Its 100% a him and curt song, look at how he looked at curt at that one part!!!!!!
LOOK AT HOW THEYRE GRINNING WHILE SINGING THIS SONG. BOTH OF THEM HAVE EAR TO EAR GRINS!!!!!!!!!
Ooh and roland tried to walk to curt but he wasn't paying attention. Oof
DAMN he can still hit those high notes!!! Whew. 
‘Primarily because its the nearest venue to my house’ gods i love their dry humor. Roland did it too.
Also i love that roland said ‘my house is ten minutes away’ and curt also said ‘close to my house’ are they talking about the same house? Are they neighbors? Is it really curts house and roland just considers it his? Like whats going on? Id like some answers pls
‘for those of you that can do math. Or maths as we call it in england’ like the dryness is unmatched
I really hate to say this, but curt cannot hear himself right now. At the beginning, then he gets it. They really ought to work on that.
Also rolands low bass mixing with his is beautiful. I know i say it a lot but hot damn
AWWW and i love how everyone knew immediately to pull out their cameras at the right song. So they all know the album. I love that for tff.
And yes they do sound amazing random lady who imma call stacy in the crowd
AND FUCK THE BLENDING OF THE VOICES AGAIN
Drop me in the infinite sea. -curt is a water sign….. Just saying -
Oop i remember this part of the concert- ‘our songs are more famous than we are’ ‘visa with special talent. I cant tell you what that talent is’ ‘and he says, ‘who?’’ also whoever that dude in the crowd is who yelled ‘he sucked’ aimed at the tsa agent, i agree ‘Young kids with funny haircuts’ 
OMG OMG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY HAVE THE ORGINAL VID OF ROLAND DANCING PLAYING IN THE VDIEO BEHIND THEM IN MAD WORLD 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hrm. like i support the girl and all, but i dont think she should get the rights to sing suffer the children.
The new girl for oleta adams can sing tho. The other girl can too. She just shouldn't sing suffer the chilrden. My opnion at least
‘How do you follow that?’ ‘that was track one’ ‘probably best to follow it with trac two’ 
I cant with you roland
OOOOOH i love curts dancing for badmans song. And his mouthing of the words
And the way roland keeps checking on curt. Damn bro. Checking up on bae be like
AWWWW THEYRE DOING IT!!!!! CHECKING UP ON BAE
And fuck you roland. Curts looking at his hands and roland is just watching him, his fingers effortlessly moving across the frets. SMH. i wish i had that talents.
ND ROLANDS FACE AT THE END. LIKE 'hm good job'. And curt just fucking grins at him
OOOOOOOH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FUCKING DID IT!!!! HE STILL GOT IT!!!!!! 
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keepyourpantsongohan · 11 months ago
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Ayesha Liveblogs Jujutsu Kaisen 0
Not to immediately harp on how they designed Okkotsu's bully, but I knew. I knew from the Coat Rack Man. I saw the writing on the wall. And yet: 😨🤬🤡
Oh hey, we're back in Gojo's favourite room for a harrowing student-teacher conference:
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The Jujutsu High School Board LOVES a secret execution. It's like their version of detention
"The curse placed upon you is one that can save people too, depending on how it's used." What an optimistic thing to say to someone who has just gravely injured 7 people seemingly by accident
I love everyone's old haircuts. Inumaki's spiky hair is fun! Also hgkjhgkjgh @ Team Gojo being the only students never pictured in a classroom
Also, the hair makes him look EVEN MORE like a smaller Gojo
"This is where we learn curses to exorcise curses." [Mentally, stressed] Tell me that ahead of time. HAHAHA. Did Yuta just think he was going to a regular school?
"It's a promise. That when we both grow up, we'll get married." Awww, Yuta and his playground fiancée are cute
Oh. Never mind. I take it back, it is in fact extremely haunting (no pun intended):
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I am immediately endeared to Yuta and his awkward, haunted demeanour. He's just trying to live, huh?
"Put... me... on?" I feel like this can't possibly be right but immediately I want to assume that this curse is born of elementary school children not wanting to put on their jackets
"I want the confidence to say it's okay that I'm alive!" Maybe the real curse was insecurity all along
Awwwww I love Maki's gruff inspiration speech that also simultaneously promises Yuta that after this mission they'll be friends
As he has the ring on, makes me think it must be out of the question for Yuta to date if he's haunted by his ghostly fiancée
Also they're not going to elaborate on why Yuta was in the hospital?
"This is my personal theory, but there's no curse more twisted than love." Gojo said: Why yes, I have been hurt before, thank you for not asking, Yuta
"Do not forget that Okkotsu's secret execution was only suspended." "And don't you forget that if it comes to that, I'll side with Okkotsu." I love when Gojo is righteous. It's nice!
"Besides, no one's allowed to take youth away from young people," said Gojo, as if enduring violent battles with murderous apparitions is something that all teenagers do
I don't know how putting Rika's curse in a sword will break it so much as relocate it, but I do love a training montage:
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"Maki! You've got a chance!" HAHAHAHA the dating question has finally been raised. Also I love that Panda's qualification for if someone can date Maki is if they also use weapons. The Nobara bond holds true too
I really do like Inumaki. The way he pushes his teammates out of harm's way. His curse essentially being its own kind of chronic illness (me too, buddy!) What a reliable and strong presence he is, even permitting for the fact that it is hard for people to understand him
"Inumaki-kun is kind. He doesn't want to accidentally curse others, so he speaks in rice ball components—words that can't carry curses. Even today, he helped me out. He tried to keep me away from danger." I love that right after I was mentally monologuing about how much I enjoy Inumaki, so too, is Yuta
That is extremely not how cough syrup works but we love a combo attack. [Kakashi voice] Teamwork!
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"Once I break Rika-chan's curse, I'll be a normal person." Doesn't bode well for Okkotsu that he's still in this school, hm?
Omg where did Geto get Toji's weird worm storage friend???
Also since Geto's around, I wonder if this is going to feature the infamous attack we heard mentioned in S1
"Toge's cursed speech is something he's been able to use since he's been born, so back in the day, he struggled quite a bit." Imagining Baby Toge accidentally throwing his parents into the wall when they play peekaboo
Awwwww Inumaki empathizing with Yuta's involuntary curse
Why did Gojo sniff as he entered the development as if he could smell that Geto had been there gjghgfgg
"Geto Suguru. One of the four special-grade jujutsu sorcerers, who was banished from Jujutsu High after cursing over a hundred normal people to death. He's the worst curse user." 1) It helps to have the context of the Hidden Inventory Arc right before this 2) There are only FOUR? And Yuta is one?? 3) It's funny that they're all curse users essentially but it's derogatory to say that instead of sorcerer. Oh, the anime social structure
"I don't want everyone to catch the monkey smell." Geto said: I'm icky! And also maybe xenophobic. It depends on what metaphor you're going for
"We're going to kill all non-sorcerers and create a world with only jujutsu sorcerers." What makes Geto think this is a marketable business plan
Also the answer to my earlier question about the traumatic attack is: Yes, yes, it is
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Gojo said: Stop trying to convert my students, it hurts my feelings!!
"I don't really understand what you're talking about, but I can't help anyone who insults my friends!" This is the funniest possible reason that Yuta could say no to ethnic cleansing. But alright, I'll take it
"On the coming December 24th, when the sun sets, we shall conduct the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons." Ah, it's the preamble to the traumatic attack. Also, Merry Christmas?
"I find it hard to believe he'd start a war he couldn't win." Gojo said: I have never accused Geto of optimism before
Geto really does love a diversion attack. And also torturing high school students. It's a wonder they didn't see the whole Exchange Event problem coming
"Why are you still a jujutsu sorcerer then?" "Because I'm spiteful." Hahah, I love Maki ❤️
"I wish I could be like you," said Yuta to Maki, immediately after her saying she's spiteful and wishes to crush her own family from within
HAHAHAHA YUTA OFFERING TO HELP WITH FAMILY-CRUSHING. What a nice, weird boy he is:
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Maki said: You've unlocked the secret phrase to my heart. I now want to give u a leetle kees
NOT TO QUOTE THIS SHOW AT ITSELF BUT: "Jujutsu sorcerers are extraordinarily compassionate. An opening is always created when their ally is injured." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Inumaki using his remaining strength to tell Yuta to run away 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 The only time we've heard him use someone's name!!!!!!!!!!!
"That woman saved me. Handle her with more care than a butterfly or a flower!" Yuta has grown a backbone but with the soul of a marshmallow. I love him ���
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUTA USING CURSED SPEECH. POWER SWAP!!
"How old are you two?" "Fifteen." "You're still just children. It's not too late for you to turn back. You don't know right from wrong, do you?" Mimiko and Nanako said: Excuse me, Ijichi, we would like to be tried as ADULTS, thank you very much
"How many years do you think it took the sorcerers in my country to weave this one rope." Why must this movie continuously feel like a subtle hate crime LMAO
Is that three sided weapon the one that Maki uses in S1? 👀
"Especially when we jujutsu sorcerers exist without belief." The revelation this is an non-theist society is actually very interesting, Geto says one (1) useful thing in this movie
Yuta is experiencing Baby's First Homocidal Rampage
Seeing that it is the exact same team in the Shinjuku battle really recontextualizes what it must've been like for the Kyoto School to be ambushed during the exchange event. They've really been through it as a school
Yuta thanking his curse fiancée for falling in love with him!!! 😭💗
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Not to break the sincerity of this moment, but I bet this went over really well with the monsterfucker community
"So that's how you want it, womanizer?" "That's rude. It's pure love." Insane dialogue to accompany this scene. 10/10. No notes
"I trusted you. Trusted that a man as principled as you wouldn't kill off young sorcerers without a reason." Bold take from Gojo about someone who has killed over a hundred unsuspecting people at very minimal provocation
Is the silent dialogue meant to be Gojo telling Geto he loves him? I cannot think of what else this would imply:
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Also I guess this explains why no one's like "Well, it's obviously Geto's fault!" for all the curse problems. They think he's dead!
"You're the descendant of Sugawara Michizane! That makes us super distant relatives!" So are all jujutsu sorcerers indirectly or directly the descendant of other sorcerers? It seems that way
"This past six years, I've been happier than I ever was when I was alive!" said Rika, as if that were not a weird thing to say about the time she spent committing acts of extreme violence as widely-feared apparition
Does Maki see Rika if she's not wearing her glasses? How does she experience this moment? She can definitely see the floating peaceful orbs
"You found it for me, sensei?" "No, not me. My best friend. The only one I ever had." With greatest affection. This is a symptom of Dumb Bitch Disease. WHY DO U SAY THESE THINGS TO PEOPLE THAT HAVE ACTIVELY BEEN ATTACKED BY HIM, GOJO
UHHHHHHH what brings Yuta to have lunch with Miguel!!! Who attacked them all a year ago!! What a threatening way to the end the movie
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skoulsons · 2 years ago
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TLOU ep6 | I did not fix these up at all, so have fun reading any and all misspellings and parts where it looks like my brain is melting (it was)
FIDHEOFHSKDVim so excited
he’s so pretty
“What did I just say?” grumpy lil dad with his disobeying daughter
Joel’s having ptsd :( cant wait to get more of this throughout the episode :) not.
he really thinks he lost the last of his blood
this feels very reminiscent of when he gets injured. Later this episode??
(Light guitar playing) my love <3
“Don’t start” 😭
THE RABBIT CONVERSATJON. they rlly are bonding
the tape over his foot :( just like Tess
COME DOWN FEOM THERE YOURE GONNA BRRAK TOUR NECK
YEAHHHH HES GIVING HER SOME. HES GOT A LIL SMILEEEE
“Okay?” 😭
OH ITS WE ?? :((
an old farmhouse some land :(( just like tlou2
SHEEP THEURE QUIET DO WHAT THEYRE TOLD. sooo tlou2 coded
them acting like they’re going their separate ways 🤣🤣🤣
ASTRONAUT. he could just tell :(
I love this little campfire with them
ILL DO BOTH WATCHES GET SOME SLEEP DREAM OF SHEEP RANCHES ON THE MOON
IS HE SAYINF ITS SHPPOSED TO BE ME OH MY FUCODHENDHDJEDH
IM RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU OKAY
LIKE YOU TAUGHT ME TO
aw it’s like the same when he took the beretta from her in ep4 THE SHOT IS SO SIMILAR WITH HIS HAND OUT BUT ITS NOT AS ANGRY THIS TIME
the glances :(
wake me up next time <3
NOT HER TRYING TO WISTLE 😭😭
TALENTTTT
they’re just so so tiny.
and to know she has to hunt to keep him alive next episode
THEYRE DOIJF THR HYDROELECTRIC PLANT??? WAIT???
“Don’t ask me I don’t have a clue” YOU COULDBE MADE SOMETHING UP I WOULDBE BELIEVED YOU
THERE THEY AREEEEEE
him grabbing her wrist <333333333
YOULL BE OKAY MY GOGHDJDGD I LOVE REASSURANCES
oh look a puppo
oh no he’s gonna smell it
JOELS OANICKING????
oh good we’re good okay we’re good
oh wow the outside wall looks so good
Oh man jackson looks so so so good
gosh this is so great
HER LOOKING BACK AT JOEL CAUSE SHES SMILING
TOMMYYYYYYYY
OH LOOK AT JOELS FACE
TOMMYS LAUGH
look at Ellie :(( she’s never seen him so happy or hug someone
HIS SMILR MY FODHEKFHEKDV LOOK AT HIM SMILE LOOK AR MY SWEET LITTTLR BLORBO
JOEL APOLOGZING FOR ELLIE. LETS MIND OUR MANNERS
“WHATS WRONG WITH YOU” 😭😭
“Ellie!” He’s so frustarted 😭😭
sometimes he sounds like such a texan it’s hilarious
JOEL SAY CONGRATS. CONGRATS.
seven years ago wow
CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW NO HE CANT
SHEEEEEEP
oh so they have a council
300 people? Wow
SO UH COMMUNISM
SHIMMER NO WAY NO WAY
EMPTY HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET
“We’ve been doing fine”
“Joel” “you’ll be fine” much like the game in the hydroelectric plant
“You on the other hand”
BACON PSHOOO
so how’s Tess :( SHES FINE. ALRIGHT.
ANS THE KID?? OH YEAH. AHES THE DAUGHTER OF SOME FIREFLY MUCKETY MUCK.
U OF EC
weeks ride south ok
it’ll be easy for us
WHAT CAUSE TOUR WIFI WONT LET YOU. SHE KEPT HIM OFF THE RADIO??
am I the wrong people :(
and I don’t judge you for it. We survived the only way we knew how. But there were other ways we just didn’t know how
IM GONNA BE A FATHERS. A FEW MONTHS ALONG. WRITE ON THIS?!
Fuck
I FEEL LIKE ID BE A GOOD DAD
GUESS WELL FIND OUT
JUST BECAUSE LIFE STOPPED FOR YOU. SARAH BEINF LIFE. WRITE ON THISSSSS
yeah this is Christmas time isn’t it cause it’s September.when they met?? oooh he must be reminded so much of old Christmas with Sarah
oh not the little girls. HE PROBABLT BENT DOWN AND HUGGED SARAH JUSF LIKE THAT
unless they’re pulling the whole Alyssa card??
A NOTE WITH IM ACTOSS THE STREET 😭😭
THEY HAVE RANCH ARGUMENT IN HERE?????
even her sweater is similar to ranch argument wow
their house is blue how cute
OH WOW A BOARD FOR SARAH?? Ans kevin??
“World class salons” 😭
AWWW SHE GETTING A HAIRCUT
“I put bad guys in jail”
FUCK SHE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT SATAH
FUCK RUCK FUCK
SARAH WAS JOELS FAUGHTER
FUCK
“I GUESS THAT EXPLAINS HIM A LITTLE” THATS WHAT I SAIDDDDD
picture picture please picture
she really doesn’t trust him at all. But Ellie does and she doesn’t believe Maria’s word
they really got a while movie theater
WORK BENCH
are we having another argument
new boots :(
the way he’s holding his hands is giving major nervous vibes
“I shouldn’t have said what I said” - just like Joel last episode
“It’s complicated for you. And I’m sorry”
Is it a suicide mission?
HE LOOKS SO TINY 🤏🏻🤏🏻
“She’s immune”
THE WAY HE SAID ELLIE FEELS SOOOOO GAMEJOEL
“SHES IMMUNE” HE LOKKS SOOOOOOO
Below is the root of my mental illness.
“Tess got bit. She made me swear to take the kid. It was her dying wish, what was I supposed to do? WE MADE IT AD FAR AS KC AND THEN YNOW !SHE SAVED MY LIFE THERE! FROM ANOTHER KID. FIVE YEARS AGO I WOULDVE DESTRYOED HIM. BUT SHE HAD TO SHOOT HIM TO SAVE ME. FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. BECAUSE I WAS TOO SLOW AND TOO FUCKING DEAF TO HEAR HIM. THEN I SAW A MAN KILL HIS OWN BROTHER. **he’s crying whatfuckfuck** TO SAVE HER WHILE INJUST WATCHED. AND TODAY I THOUGHT THAT DOG WAS GONNA TEAR HER APART BECAUSE IT SMELLED SOMETBINF ON HER. AND ALL INDID WAS STAND THERE. I **COULTN MOVE** I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING EXCPET JUST. I WAS SO AFRAID. ANS HIS DHAKY BREATH. WHAT THE FUCK. IM NOT WHO INWAS. IM WEAK. ***LATELY THERE ARE THESE MOMENTS WHERE FEAR COMES UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND MT HEART FEELS LIKE ITS STOPPED. I HAVE DREAMS. EVERY NIGHT. INDONT KNOW. I CANT REMEMBER. I JSUF KNOW THAT WHEN I WAKE UP IVE LOST SOMETHING. IM FAILING IN MY SLEEP. ITS ALL I DO. ITS ALL IHE EVER DONE IS FAIL HER AGAIN AND AGAIN. ****IM JUSF GONNA GER HER KILLED I KNOW IT***
******I HAVE TO LEAVE HER****
WELL HERES TOUR FHANVE TO BRING YOUR KID INTO A BETTER WORL. YOURE TOUNGER THAN ME YOURE ATILL STRONG. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF YOULL COME BACK. YOU HAVE TO TSKE HER AND THE CRYINF AND THR SHAKY BREATH FUCKSHDNFIFJ
he loves her so much ellie. got it’s written all over his face. he loves her SO MUCU AND HE CANF DO IT
“They’ll shoot her” AND THE BOICD CRACK WAYT FCUKC. HE THREATENEE TO SHOOT HER EVERY SCENE AND NOW??;?);?4)?;!:?;?
IFS THE LAS THING ILL EVER ASK OF YOU. I SAEAR.
thr fucking falling tear you’re fucking joking. LET HIM BE FUCKING HAPPY.
he’s literally shaking.
I’ll take her out at dawn.
hea gonna go say goodbye and they argue that’s what happens right.
the slow walk up. fuck duck fuck fuck tuck
“Ellie?
if you’re gonna ditch me ditch me
I HAVE TO LEAVE HER TOU HAVE TO TAKE HER
I MADE THIS DECISION FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
DO YOU GIHR A SHIT ABOUT ME OR NOT. OF COURSE I DO WAHT THR FUCK.
the slight face change at ‘her’. wow.
IM AFRIAD OF LOSINF YOUUUU
THE SNIFFLE. HEBDOESNT WANT TO DONTHIS
WRITE ON ALL OF THIS WRITE ON ALL ODNTHIS
Joel :(((
FLASHBACKL WHATDBS FUCKC
you can really see his nose scar wow
SARAH :((
so this is what they were talking about.
NOT HIM CRUINF FUCK OFF HES CRIED SOMKUCU TOFAY
HOW DOES HE TAKE HER HAXK HOW DOES HE TAKE HER BACK HOWWWW WE DOIN IT
is Joel here.
YEAH.
SNIFFLES ANYWAY.
YOU DESERVE A CHOICE. LETS GO.
that was fast 😭
Helping her up 😭😭
the eye close :(
BOTH OF YOU BTHERES A PLAGE HERE
LOOK HOW HAPPT SHE IS
ADIOS BIG BROTHER 😭😭
HER HANDS AROUKD HIS MIDDLE HER HANDS AROUKD HIS MIDDLE HER HANDS AROUND HIS MIDDLE
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
This is so fuckinf cute.
GOU DICK
HIS SMILE
FUCKI
I just did my job. WHIHC WAS BUILDING
SINGER???
THATS PRETTY COOL
HER CHEEK AGAINST HIS BACK HER CHEEK AGAISNF HIS FBSKDHEKHDKHD HER CHEESL AGAISNF HIS BACK AND HIS SMILE
THE FOOTBALL CONVERSATION
“But violent” 😭
we end on his injury don’t we
HIS LITTLE SMILES AT HER
“One step closer to you dream”
“Sort of adults”
WHATTHEY WANTED TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES THSTS FROM THR GAMEEEE
I WANGWS RO BE A SINGER. YOURE ALREADY ALIGHING. YOURE SIGNING FOR Me later. ITS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FAIR ENOUGH.
FIRST TIME SEEIN A MONKEY IN THR GAMMEEEE
“Lookit” <3
this set looks so good
oh wow even that’s from the game oh wow
oh I can’t wait for the Instagram edits of these two after this episode
HIS GACE WHEN SHE SAIS THEY TURNED INTO MONKEYS
RAIDERSSSSS
THE HEADBUTT
YEAHHHB CHOKE HIM OUR JOEL
YEAHHHH CRACK HIS BECK JOEL FUCK YEAH
FUCK BE DUD IMPALE HIM STILL MY GOD
GOGOGOGOGOGO
JOEL OPEN YOUR EYEW OPEN YOUR EYES YOU GOTTA GET UP I CANF GET SO THIS WIRHOUT YOU INDONT KNOW WHWRE IM GOING
JOEL PLEASE JOEL PLEASE
IM TAKINF A RIDE WITH MY BEST FRIEND
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mymanyfandomramblings · 5 months ago
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Gleecap 5x12--100
I love that both Rachel AND Mercedes are delighting in their fame
Oh, Rachel and Mercedes better not feud this whole episode. They deserve to be best diva friends
Quinn looks so pretty. As does Mercedes.
And it's nice to see Puck's grown his mohawk out
Santana is so funny when she's not being super rude
I'm not a huge fan of KChen's haircut but I adore April Rhodes with all of my heart
April telling completely child-inappropriate information is still everything to me
Marley's dancing is adorably dorky and I love her
Artie's look of alarm as April pulls out the hip-flask is everything to me
All the dancing in Raise Your Glass was so brilliant--The UHT pulling out some Say A Little Prayer moves, Puck's body rolls, Mike, Jake and Will dancing together, Ryder lifting Marley...everything!!
Quinn is so pretty
While I'm not really a Quick fan, I do have a bit of a soft spot for them, and I am definitely glad Puck's found some purpose and confidence
Poor Britt. I didn't think MIT was a good fit for her.
Okay, the UHT's harmonies on toxic are stunning, as is Quinn's curly hair, even if she looks really different with it
YES! FONDUE FOR TWO
Quinn's friends embarrassing her with her awkward teenager stories in front of her boyfriend is so funny
I wish the divas weren't competing, but Kurtchelcedes doing stuff together is v v important to me
Okay, all three divas sounded heavenly! I don't like S1 Defying Gravity but Kurt and Rachel have both improved in leaps and bounds and Mercedes sounds perfect
Brittany playing human chess is so random and funny
Mercedes. Rachel. PLEASE STOP GOSSIPING AND BE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER
YEsss, Valerie!!
It sounds extra good with all the drums
I love Mike just jumping in there to dance
Everything about Valerie was sheer perfection
Quinn's outfit is so pretty here, I love the top and pearls and skirt
Keep Holding On was awesome
Santana, please don't use this as an opportunity to platform your Rachel hatred
Oh, wow, poor Rachel. Lea Michele's crying is so perfect and on point
Yes, Rach and Mercedes having a rational conversation like grown women
Awww, I love Rachel and Mercedes being great, fabulous, friends
Yes Quinn, stand up to the loser boyfriend
I love Jake being torn on who to vote for
I know Holly is a fan favourite, but I don't like her
Okay, Holly's random interrupting teaching classes is pretty funny
Mike and Ryder--the Picking Stuff Up Bros. Why is Mike running with a music stand
Puck's love confession was surprisingly honest and emotional. Brittany, meanwhile, isn't terribly considerate that Dani and Santana are still together
Their group hug was so emotional. Mike's words really got to the flesh of it there
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alsjeblieft-zeg · 1 year ago
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340 of 2023
Created by turtleshapedpancake
ONE - HI THERE ! It's an intro ! What do most people call you?
Jelle.
In what month is your birthday?
April.
What country were you born in?
Belgium.
Do you have siblings? How many, if you do?
Yeah, one sister.
Who do you live with?
My husband and two cats.
Are you in a relationship?
As said. I’m married.
Do you go to school?
Not anymore.
What mood are you in right now?
Cheerful, and chill at the same time.
What does your shirt look like?
This is such a stupid question. People wear other things than just shirts sometimes. I'm not wearing any right now.
What's your zodiac sign?
Taurus.
TWO - Your Appearance If you could have plastic surgery on any one body part, what would it be?
No, thanks. Not worth it.
Are you satisfied with your hair?
Yeah because I got a new haircut last week.
Do you have a hitchhikers or a straight thumb?
Straight, but I can do some weird things with my fingers.
What colour are your eyes?
Grey.
Do you have any tan lines?
Tan lines? Lol.
How old do people usually think you are?
Somewhere between 17 and 25. Which is funny.
What about your appearance do you get complimented on the most?
Nothing lol.
Are you comfortable with your weight?
Not at all. Too much for me, even though I’m at almost underweight.
Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Where?
I do. I have two tattoos on both forearms, and eight piercings - five in my ears, two on my lower lip and pne in my left eyebrow.
How tall are you?
180cm aka 5′11.
THREE - True or False. I love winter. I have eaten meat in the past five days. I have painted a room in a house. I can whistle. My keyboard is black. I have never bought something off an infomercial. I own a snuggie / would like to own a snuggie. I bite my pens / pencils. I wear glasses / contacts. My nails are painted right now.
FOUR - Childhood Memories ! (Cue the 'AWWW') What was your all time favourite movie as a kid?
I’ve never liked movies. Too long and too boring.
Do you still have your first pair of shoes somewhere?
No, I don’t.
Did you have anything you always dragged around the house, like a blanket?
I had a stuffed rabbit named Perry.
What toy did you play with the most?
Toy cars and Legos.
Did you ever bring your favourite toys in the bathtub?
No, never.
Did you used to take baths with siblings/cousins?
No. My sister was a girl.
Are you still friends with your best friends from long ago?
No, I’m not. Our ways parted definitely.
Do your parents ever tell you stories about how cute/silly you were?
Yeah, sometimes. Mostly my dad.
Did you go to the park often?
Most likely.
What was a typical outfit for the 5-year-old you?
Who remembers that? It was fucking 28 years ago.
FIVE - FAVOURITES ! (Yes, I spell it with a 'u') Actor/Actress.
I don’t care.
Singer/Band/Both.
HRFTR. Otherwise look up my last.fm page.
Chocolate.
Godiva, but I’m not a big fan of chocolate. And no, your American crap is not even chocolate.
Toothpaste.
I don’t care, as long as it does the job.
Picture of yourself.
Not gonna post it anywhere.
Pair of sunglasses.
I don’t even wear sunglasses.
Vegetable.
Cauliflower, broccoli, bell pepper, Brussels sprouts. Actually almost all veggies.
Sandwich.
No.
Aspect of nature.
Everything. How can I choose?
Word to say.
Godverdomme.
SIX - Love Life ;) Who was the first person to ever ask you out?
Someone in primary school, but just for lolz.
What does your ideal date consist of?
Just hanging out with lots of beer.
What's one thing your partner must be able to accept about you?
That my autism just kicks in sometimes.
Does your ideal person have any special talents? Such as...?
Stupid question. I love my husband and I don’t care about anything else.
Do your parents like the person you're with? (Or the last person)
Yeah, they do. They’re often worried about his eating habits, though.
Do you like pet names?
I hate them, unless it’s my nickname.
What is your age range?
Who cares about such trivial things?
What is one attribute that your ideal partner must have?
Jesus Christ. Are people really that desperate?
When was the last time someone seriously said "I love you." to you?
Long time ago.
Have you ever been in more than one relationship at a time?
No, I’m monogamous.
SEVEN - The wonderful world of the Internet ! What is your most used website?
Tumblr lol.
Do you play any online games?
No, I don’t.
Which chat program do you use most often?
I don’t use any.
Facebook vs Myspace- which is better?
Both are shit.
Is there someone you met online that you'd like to meet in person?
I don’t think so.
Have you ever sold something on Ebay or Craigslist?
What is Craigslist even? I only sell things on 2dehands.be, if ever.
Have you ever gone on Chatroulette? Or Omegle video?
I don’t even know either of these.
Are there any videos of yourself on Youtube?
I have a channel, but you won’t find my face anywhere. Privacy is sacred to me.
Mac or PC?
Always Windows.
Have you ever Googled your name?
Yeah, but it’s very popular :P
EIGHT - This or That? Twilight or Harry Potter? French fries or potato wedges? Liquid or tape white out? Digital or film camera? Nail clippers or nail scissors? Rock, paper, or scissors? Beard or mustache? Knee high or ankle socks? Hockey or basketball? Mr Clean or sponge and 'the other leading cleaning product'?
NINE - Be cool, stay in school! Ugh no that was a lame rhyme.. What subject are/were you best at?
Physics, biology, chemistry, cocmputer sciences, math.
How old will you be when you graduate high school / how old were you?
I was 20.
Isn't there that point in the year when you stop caring so much?
No, I never did :P
Do/did you have any really cool teachers?
Some of them were cool. Some were not.
Who is/was your most strict teacher?
My physics teacher was very strict.
Where do/did you sit at lunch?
We were busy doing other things than eating in school.
What do/did you do at recess?
What is recess?
There's always that one kid who no one really knows, right?
Yup, it was me.
Is/was your cafeterias food actually any good?
Never had any. Only in primary school.
Do/did you have a stereotypical school, with all those cliques and such?
Belgian schools are different than American schools.
TEN - Randomly Platypus. Do you like your toothbrush really wet when you're brushing your teeth?
Isn’t it normal?
What song are you currently obsessed with?
Eden by Sadistik.
What was the stupidest dare you've ever done?
Eating cat food lol.
Do you enjoy playing with tape?
Define “playing with tape” please.
What's one word/phrase you say too much?
Mo godverdomme toch.
When was the last time you went trick-or-treating?
I did it once when I was 14, I don’t even celebrate this shit.
What did you last use a knife for?
Cutting meat.
When you open a pack of gum, why is everyone your best friend?
What? Where did you get that from?
What has been on your mind way too much?
Not what, but who.
Did you actually enjoy my survey?
Meh.
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prienova · 2 years ago
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I showed my friend, who knows almost nothing about f1 and has absolutely no filter, photos of each driver on the 2022 grid and made her name and give me her first impressions on them and 😭. She just said whatever came into her head at the time, none of this was really thought over :). Everything is under the cut since this is such a long post!
Max Verstappen: William Osbourne
italian or spanish vibes
slightly dark and broody vibes
takes racing very seriously
“He is either super nice or an absolute asshole, or maybe he’s both who knows.”
Sergio Perez: Kristopher
A little lost but everyone loves it
100% has compilations on youtube that are like “kristopher being kristopher for 8 minutes and 23 seconds”
Has spent so long in f1 that everyone is telling him to quit
Very enthusiastic and his fans are very loyal
Charles Leclerc: Alexio 
“Damn he’s fine as hell!”
Hot, sexy, and hardworking
Has so many smutty fanfics written about him but he doesn’t know that they exist
Famous for his dimples and general smolder
Carlos Sainz: Akaash
“Oh my god, is he indian? YES DESI REP!” (She was so exited, I felt bad telling her he is spanish)
Could act in a movie as a fuckboy
Nice enough but might break your heart
Hard to approach but well liked by others
Lewis Hamilton: Joseph (but goes by Joe)
“Why are these guys so hot?”
Very wholesome and doing his best
“He looks like a good driver, I’d let him grip my steering wheel” ;)
Probably posts thirst traps after workouts
George Russell: George (she got one!)
Smiles and laughs but is secretly sad inside
“Is he gay? He feels gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, I am too and my senses are tingling.”
Solid driver
After seeing him in his williams era: “Awww, look at his hair, what a gem :)”
Fernando Alonso: Alec La Chance
Old man, people are begging him to retire but he stays out of spite
Has a questionable hairstyle
Can come off as rude and scary but he is just blunt
Has probably hazed the new drivers each year
Esteban Ocon: David
Sweet guy, seems very bubbly and fun to be around, has a cute face
Would hype you up if you were feeling down
“He's that one cousin who you see at family gatherings every 4 years that you get along with super well but never talk to outside of those gatherings as neither of you can seem to make the effort to reach out.” (yes, this is her exact wording 😭)
“Is his hair wet or is that just an unholy amout of hair gel?”
Daniel Ricciardo: Arnesto
Very popular among the guys and gals ;)
Very chill and well liked
“He’s so smiley, I love his teeth!”
Looks like he belongs in FIFA
Lando Norris: Theodore
“How old is this guy? I thought you said they had to be 18 to drive or something.”
Has an “I’m not like other boys” mentality
Probably reads those romance webnovels that all have the exact same plot and cries when he finishes them because he wants to be loved
Says “pog” and “sus” unironically
Valterri Bottas: Scott
“He’s giving me australian vibes.”
Has a nice smile, seems chill and relaxed, very reliable
Not a fan of publicity but deals with it only because he has to
Comes off as tough and intense but is actually a total sweetheart, gives off major dad energy
Zhou Guanyu: Andrew
“Ooooh, I like him. He would bump into me on the way to work, spill my drink, and buy me coffee as an apology.”
A solid dude and a good friend
Seems like a good sport
She spent almost ten minutes drooling over his modeling pictures 💀
Kevin Magnussen: Gordon Ramsay
Has strong father vibes but is unhinged
Head empty, only cars
Has questionable morals but everyone loves him
Stoner energy
“He looks like if someone tried to copy Gordon Ramsay but changed it up a bit so it wasn’t obvious.”
Mick Schumacher: Brad
Very charismatic
“What happened to his hair? Why would he cut it like that?” (I showed her before and after photos of that one haircut)
Very sweet but is also a menace to society
Looks like he would enjoy cherry flavored cough medicine
Pierre Gasly: Chadwick
Very cool and suave, flirts a lot, secretly sad inside
Throws parties often
Would have went into finance if f1 didn’t work out
Has a small but devoted fanbase, extremely underrated driver
“I can’t tell if I would trust him or not.”
Yuki Tsunoda: Benjamin
Very nice, another solid guy
“He has the same hair my brother did when he was 12.”
Can drive an f1 car well but gets too nervous to drive on regular streets because he doesn’t trust himself to not start speeding
“He’s cute, I’d date him.”
Sebastian Vettel: Gandalf
Very nice and wise, pleasant to talk to
Wins a lot, has many fans that thirst over him and his scruffy hair
Could have been a footballer but chose to go into f1 instead
“He has fun uncle energy, I want to smoke a joint with him.”
Lance Stroll: Jacob from Twilight
“THIS GUY’S HAIRCUT IS EVEN WORSE THAN BRAD’S!”
When he got rid of his old hair, his passion for the sport left with it
Sometimes gets intimidated by some of the intense racers
“Someone please tell him to grow his hair back out, it looked so good.”
Alex Albon: Jughead from Archie
Has a good portion of haters for no reason
A bit awkward but very sweet
Pulls off the red hair VERY well
“I want to be his bottle of hairdye.”
Nicholas Latifi: Santander
Is either the best driver currently or very bad
Looks very intuitive and thoughtful
Seems handy and domestically skilled
“I like his hands, do you think he moisturizes?”
I honestly can’t tell which one is my favorite 😭
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Jackson smirked as he left the studio, shaking his head to signal to the others not to bother. Bam however couldn’t be satisfied with just that. “Why not? What happened? Did they-” “Can you kindly go somewhere else if you want to gossip.” Jaebums glare appearing in the doorway brought a shock to both maknaes. “Sorry man!...What happened?” BamBams mouth really needed an off switch, thought Yugyeom as he instinctively dodged the couch pillow. This seemed to be BamBams only answer before the door slammed shut once more. “Awww come on is no one going to tell me-” Jackson merely shook his head and continued down the hall leaving the maknaes to scramble after him. Their pestering questions only got an answer after the elevator doors dinged shut. “He chickened out.” Jacksons' tiny amused smirk had both of them yelling incredulously. “WHY?!” Jackson shrugged, in honesty he had been surprised at first as well. You and Jaebum had been together for several years now, so why all of a sudden he was so nervous didn’t make a lick of sense to the Chinese pop mogul. “...He’s asked them to marry him before! They said if he ever was serious about it they would say yes so WHY IS HE PANICKING NOW?!” BamBams yells followed them through the foyer. “Probably because he is finally serious. He’s got this idea in his head of a perfect proposal and if so much as one thing seems wrong he runs from it.” Yugyeom had no idea how on point his observation was, but it wouldn’t take long for Jaebum to realize it either. Did this discovery make asking you to be his partner for the rest of time any easier? Nope. But maybe with a new restaurant and a haircut he’d finally lose the tremors in his hands and get down on one knee. After all, if he didn’t do it soon one of the members was bound to let it slip anyway, especially with BamBam and Youngjae’s big mouths…
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dragonsareourfuture · 4 years ago
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Death Note/GN!Reader — Pick Up Lines
A quick little scenario in which your Death Note sweetheart uses a terrible pick up line on you! I feel as though these all kinda suck since I write this a while ago but it’s fine. It’s fine.
Mello
Staying up late every night and watching security footage was not fairing well for Mello. Dark circles started to form underneath his eyes, and you pointed out that he was turning into L, all he needed was black hair and a haircut. He simply responded “The day I cut my hair short is the day the world ends.”
Usually when Mello got tired he would turn into a grumpy, adorable gremlin but, mixed with the excessive amount of chocolate he consumed due to boredom, he had turned loopy. Matt had relied on his headphones to keep him sane, whereas you were left with no escape from the babbling blond.
Mello rambled on and on about how he was going to beat Near with every fiber of his being, slowly getting sidetracked into a conversation about sheep.
“They’re so fucking fluffy. Standing around, eating grass, taunting me.” The blond mumbled, his head resting on your lap as you stroked his hair, listening with genuine interest.
“Mhmm, how do they taunt you?” you inquired, wanting to know more before your boyfriend fell asleep and you never got to find out why he felt so threatened by white, fluffy animals.
“They just...do  .”
“Well, I’ll always keep you safe from the mean, mean sheep.”
Mello shifted so that he was gazing up at you. He lifted his hand to your face and gently smacked your cheek with his palm, rubbing his tired eyes with the other hand.
“Aw, babe you’re so sweet when you talk like that... You make me melt like chocolate in the summer~ ”
“I do what?”
Before Mello could answer, unconsciousness grasped him and pulled him down into the dimension of sleep. You sighed, disappointed that you wouldn’t get to hear more, yet also relieved that Mello could finally get the sleep that he needed.
“G’night, Mels,” You whispered, brushing his bangs to the side and kissing his forehead, “You make me melt, too.”
Matt
Matt’s been acting strangely clingy all day. As soon as you noticed this fact, you immediately figured that it was an anniversary or either one of your birthdays and it had slipped your mind. However, upon further inspection of your phone calendar, today appeared to be nothing special.
You were seated on the couch, watching a bit of television while Matt washed the dishes. You had insisted that you could handle that task yourself, but the goggle-wearing sweetheart had insisted that you relax.
Suddenly you heard the sink turn off and footsteps lead up to the couch. You turned around to see the redhead wrapping his arms around your shoulders from behind.
“Hey, I lost my phone number...can I have yours? ” He asked with a sly smile.
“Matt, you have my number. Is that a pickup line? You know we’re already dating, right? Is my number not working?” You interrogated, grabbing his phone from the coffee table and calling your cell from it to ensure that your phone number still worked.
“No- it’s... you’re supposed to go along with it!”
“Well, come up with a better one next time, dumb ass,” You tossed Matt’s phone back at him, the device landing in his lap. He pouted and shoved it into his jacket pocket, getting up to return to the kitchen.
“You’re no fun.”
L
The room grew dim and increasingly empty as the hours ran further into the day, eventually turning to night. Despite the signs that you should be on your way home, you stayed with the only detective who thought it appropriate to work into the ungodly hours of the night.
You glanced over at L, back turned to you with his nose practically pressed against the computer screen. You rolled your eyes and switched on the main light of the room, saying, “You’re gonna ruin your eyes reading in the dark like that.”
L did not respond but, at the looks of it, kept on reading the minuscule words on his screen with intent.
“Do you need anything? Water? Maybe some cake?” You asked, giggling at the end of your words for no other reason than the tiredness getting to your brain.
“No, thank you.  I already have you, and you’re sweeter than cake, anyway,” L droned matter of factly, not even tearing his eyes away from the luminescent screen.
“Awww! Oh my god, L!” You squealed, running up to L and enveloping him in a bone-crushing hug.
“Ah...(name), I c-can’t breathe...”
Near
You could practically hear the blood flow to your brain as you spun around in a desk chair at painful hours of the night. The screens that filled the SPK headquarters shone in your eyes, keeping you awake along with the unhealthy amounts of caffeine you had consumed.
Your white haired boyfriend sat crouched on the floor by your feet. The clicking of building blocks rang throughout the otherwise empty room as he stacked them on top of one another, paying no mind to anything else.
You sighed, placing your chin on the palm of your hand and deflating on the spot. No amount of caffeine could keep you here as late as Near always stayed, no matter how much you wanted it to. You hated that he was here alone all the time and, even though he always tried to convince you that he didn’t care, you knew it took a toll on his mental state.
You shifted in your chair, about to heave your body up when Near’s monotonous voice kept you still.
“(Name).”
You waited for him to continue, and spoke up when he stayed silent, “What’s up, babe?”
“Do you like LEGO ?” Near inquired. His eyes finally met yours as he twirled a LEGO piece in between his fingers.
“Uh, I guess—“
“Because I want to build a world with you... ”
You froze, wondering if the caffeine was getting to your head or if Near had actually used a pickup line on you — and a goddamn adorable one at that.
A weak smile tugged at your lips. You slid off the office chair and dropped to your knees on the cold tile beside Near, throwing your arms around the boy without another word.
Though he stiffened at first, Near melted under your embrace. He buried his face into your shoulder and wrapped his noodle arms around your torso. You stayed like this for either a minute, or an hour. It was so quiet that you could hear your hearts beating in sync. Everything was so perfect, so loving, so-
“ARE YOU GUYS STILL HERE!?”
Your heart nearly burst from your chest at the sound of a door banging against metal and the rough tone of Rester calling out to you.
Near grumbled and shoved his face into your neck, trying and failing to escape the booming echo of footsteps that approached your little heap on the floor.
“Yeah,” your voice came out ragged and small, but enough for Rester to hear and follow, “right here.”
“You both look exhausted! Come on, let’s get you to sleep.”
When Near barely moved a muscle, you took it upon yourself to pick up his limp body from the floor bridal style and carry him to bed. Though you almost dropped the poor boy more than once, you’d say you did a fairly good job. And, once you were both snuggled up in bed, you got a good nights rest of a solid three hours of sleep. It was the most Near’s gotten in weeks, so you were not complaining.
Light
Though you were already in a relationship with Light, the cheesy lines and swooning from him never ceased. You wouldn’t have to fend him off with a stick but he loved to be all over you even when he already won you over, and you loved that about him.
This was mainly exhibited when you two were alone together, him finding public displays of affection to be childish and overall unnecessary as everyone you hung around with at school respected your relationship quite nicely.
The two of you were strolling on the sidewalk after a headache inducing day of school. His arm was resting lazily over your neck as you walked while all attention was focused on you and you alone. You ranted about the difficulties of the day and, although they were mostly all minor inconveniences, they really got under your skin once all added up.
When you had finished, you huffed and rubbed at your temple.
Breaking the silence that followed, Light blurted,  “How would you like to be the goddess of the new world?  You wouldn’t have to deal with that crap anymore.”
You laughed, reaching up to lace your fingers with the hand that dangled by your shoulder. “Dude, I barely know what taxes are. I don’t think I can handle being a goddess.”
“Aw, that’s a shame,” Light pouted jokingly.
The two of you came to a stop in front of his house, him pulling you flush against him and just staring wistfully (up/down) at you. “Do you want to come in? I’m sure Sayu will be delighted to see you.”
“Oh, I’d love to but I don’t want to intrude—“
“Nonsense. Come on.”
And so, Light guided you into his home, his mother and Sayu cheerfully greeting you at the door and whisking you away into a night of wonderful conversation and a lovely dinner.
Matsuda
You took advantage of the daylight, working nonstop so that you wouldn’t have to stay after hours to get your unfinished work done.
Through your tireless efforts, you failed to notice a pair of familiar eyes glancing back at you every so often. You only noticed a change in your boyfriend’s behavior when he came rolling up to your desk in his wheely chair, resting his chin on his elbows and looking at you expectantly.
“Hey, what’s up, Teddy Bear?” You greeted, barely tearing your eyes from the papers splayed out all across your desk.
Matsuda grinned from ear to ear every time he heard that nickname. It made him feel wanted and loved whenever he was around you. Sometimes, this caused the filter between his brain and his mouth to thin, allowing whatever he’s thinking in that moment to slip out.
“Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your eyes... ” he said dreamily.
Your head shot up in an instant, puzzled by the seemingly random affection, only to see Matsuda covering his lips as a dark blush began to rise on his cheeks and the tips of his ears. “Th-that’s not...I-“
“Honey...” you shook your head and sighed, placing your pen down flat on the desk, “That is the literal worst line ever but it sounds wonderful coming from you.”
“O-oh. Thanks?” He chuckled nervously, massaging the back of his neck as his skin became slick with sweat.
You leaned over the desk and pecked his lips before collecting your paperwork in a neat stack, placing it all carefully in your shoulder bag, careful not to bend any corners. “Why don’t I finish my work in that nice little coffee shop across the street. Join me?”
“Y-yes! I’d love to. It’s getting a little stuffy in here, anyway.”
Misa
“Ughhhhh I’m so tired! What a day!” Misa exclaimed, stretching out her arms above her head as she walked over to her folding chair. The white, feathery wings fastened to her back smacked people and equipment as she passed them, but you saw her as nothing but elegant.
Your girlfriend plopped her butt down into the fragile chair, giving Matsuda a scare when it nearly toppled over. With beads of sweat trickling down his forehead, he handed the girl her coffee.
“Aw, thanks, Matsu! And you too, (Name)! I wouldn’t be able to do any of my scenes without you guys cheering me on!”
You chuckled, cheeks turning a dusted shade of pink at Misa’s praise. “Dont give us all the credit, babe. You’re the one giving your all up there.”
Misa twisted in her chair to grab at your hand and intertwine her fingers with yours. “You’re too sweet, honey! Y’know, if it were up to me, you’d be the one wearing these wings!”
“Oh, I don’t know, I couldn’t take your place!” You said, gesturing to the fountain where Misa’s scene had just been filmed.
The blonde giggled and brought your fingers to her lips, giving them a couple kisses before shaking her head. “I meant I’d have you in these wings because you’re an absolute Angel , silly!”
Before you could even begin to respond, Matsuda beat you to it. “Aww my gosh, you guys! Could I be the best man at your wedding?”
“Hmm...” you pretended to ponder while tapping your chin with your index finger. “How do you feel about being the flower boy?”
“Done!”
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dcbnam-aep · 3 years ago
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Star Trek Picard 205 thoughts
- ancestor interesting
- *opening credit scene*
- AGNES BORG SCENE??? YES PLS
- is she taking control of the ship???
- agnes where u at somethings going on??
- rios voice authorisation king
- borg what r u doing??
- “I know you” awwww 🥰🌈
- our fav gfs breaking out a bunch of prisoners
- ahh hallucination owch
- “I’ve got ur back you’ve got mine, right?” 🥰🌈
- i like them dealing with important relevant issues
- loving soji’s new (old??) haircut
- i bet the 3d printer thing and communication is the borg queen (ok like it spelt the letter Q which is sus but it also looks like the og borg cube and the stuff she was doing earlier on the la sirena was sus plus it then cut to the police scene she led to the investigation of sooo)
- AGNES WAKE UP
- also how did the police guy not notice her what!?!?
- he’s gonna have the fright of his life (and probably be assimilated)
- yup there we go
- agnes?!?!?!
- nvm was Q not the borg queen lol-
- these characters could be so chaotic and destructive together oh my-
- over halfway through the ep and all ive got is one shot of agnes asleep this is not the content im here for
- Picard just gonna rock up at this funky party haha
- rendezvous with crew yes pls agnes will pop off at a party filled with other geniuses
- also forgot to mention this before but rios speaking Spanish 😍
- when did this turn into horror what
- bestie waking up jeez
- stop what is the borg doing leave her the fuck alone
- enough mental manipulation leave her alone
- “bullshit” yes
- “it’s you I want”- this is weird flirting what?
- alone on every single timeline not true agnes I will take care of u
- “stop talking” leave bestie alone
- “im the only one in the entire universe that has ever truly seen you”
- agnes stay strong
- ok she needs to kill him
- kajjd ok good job bestie just assuming she did shoot him
- irrelevant side note- keep going to refer to agnes as queen cause shes such an icon but then I keep remembering I can’t because there’s the actual borg queen lol
- awww sweet scene that’s nice finally
- wait this is so sad bc she’s actually human which mean she’s gonna die so that soong can then base synthetics off her
- ahh someone give jurati a hug rios go go go
- oh shit she shot the borg queen damnnnn
- NOT RIOS IMMEDIATELY MOVING TOWARDS AGNES AND CHECKING SHES OK *INTERNAL SCREAMING*
- AND NOT AGNES BEING “ITS NOT MY BLOOD” AS THOUGH THATS A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE LET HIM COMFORT U
- someone give her a hug NOW
- agnes feeling bad for the borg queen rlly hurts cause that’s how manipulated shes been omfg
- also someone get her a change of clothes
- THE WAY SHES BLOCKING OUT ALL HER EMOTIONS TO GET THROUGH THIS WHICH MEANS SHES ACTING LIKE THE BORH ANYWAY OWCH
- im mentally sending her so many hugs right now omfg
- picard trying to prove his crew is trustworthy as they drag a “im sure not dead” cop out their star ship
- ok she got a change in clothes and cleaned herself up good
- im slightly confused ab the eps promo now tho cause it looked like agnes was being invaded with nano-bots
- it keeps cutting to agnes looking completely nonchalant 🥲🥲
- awww PLS SHES SUCH A NERD LOML
- “Jurati had all the skills we need”- finally getting the recognition she deserves
- Rios have some faith in her
- THE RED DRESS POP OFF LOVE HER SO MUCH AND HER SMILE AHHH
- THIS IS THE CONTENT IM AFTER
- not them both downing drinks kskjd
- agnes the party crasher
- yay purposefully getting herself arrested
- OMG THE FLASHBACK NOOO
- THIS IS SO SAD NO AGNES
- HER FACE OMG ✋😫
- “u need me agnes”
- WAIT NO SHES BEEN ASSIMILATED WHAT
- I LOWKEY CALLED IT BUT STILL-
- RLLY SO EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE THAT SHE LET THE BORG QUEEN IN
- SHE WAS GOING SO WELL UNTIL THEN- SHOT HER AND EVERYTHING
- AKJSJDHHF
- RIOS GIVE HER A HUG
- AJSJHD
- IF ONLY THEYD GOT BACK TO THE SHIP SOONER
- LIKE WHY THE FUCK DID PICARD LEAVE HER ALONE IN THE FIRST PLACE
- AT LEAST SHES NOT ALONE!?!?!?
- and the borg queen at her shoulder in the end scene
- BRAIN CURRENTLY IN OVERDRIVE
- KAIUDUD I NEED THE NEXT EPISODE RIGHT NOW. FULL STOP FOR EMPHASIS.
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jelly-belly-fish · 4 years ago
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I wrote another story. My friends really wanted me to post this one, so here it is. Be warned, it has my own headcanons in it too.
TW: Cursing, Bullying
The First Meeting, Pt. 1
“C’mon, ‘Dreadgory’! Hurry up!” Xavier yelled at the boy.
“I-I’m coming,” Gregory sweetly stammered in response to his fellow classmate.
Giving the Glamrock Freddy plush he was holding a final squeeze, Gregory placed the bear plush back down on the gift shop shelf. He wanted to buy it so bad, but guess it’ll have to wait until later.
“I’ll come back for you,” he cooed softly, giving the plush a soft pat on the head, “I promise.”
The plush only gave silence as a response. Just the happy little expression sewn on its face. Gregory smiled softly back at the empty response.
“C’mon, sissy!” Gregory heard Jaxon call out to him next, “The meet and greets are starting soon! We don’t want to be late because of your slow ass!”
“Language...” Gregory whispered as he ran over to his group of friends. They all slouched and sat around the giant fountain near the grand entrance of the PizzaPlex. There were four of them: Xavier, Jaxon, Zachary, and Ian.
Xavier was a ginger with an undershave haircut. It was both smooth and spiky at the same time. Gregory always thought that the fashion trend of the boy was too mature for his age, but he didn’t question the leather-jacket-wearing 4th grader, less he wanted a bruised jaw again like last time.
Jaxon was the oldest fourth grader in Gregory’s class. With his almost-white-blonde hair and being the fastest one in gym class, he was a crush for every girl in their grade. Gregory couldn’t think of one girl who didn’t want to spend reading time with him or trade food with him at lunch. Anything to get his attention.
Zachary was probably the nicest to Gregory. Then again, that’s not saying much given how many times he dunk Gregory into sinks and dumped food all over the boy. The African American boy wore a white, zip up hoodie and blue shorts. Zachary stuck his tongue out at Gregory as he approached.
Last there was Ian. He always wore black and blue and had green eyes that always seemed like they were emotionally dead. He laughed at the most random things and told terrible jokes. And if Gregory didn’t laugh, he always got what was coming to him...
“Took you long enough, egghead!” Xavier hissed as the boys started to get up from their resting positions, “I swear if we miss these events, I’ll—“
“Xavier, shut your face!” Zachary sneered, “The more you complain to Gregory, the higher chance we’ll miss the shows! C’mon!”
As the boys started making their way to the escalators, Gregory felt a tight grip on his arm. He nervously turned to see Xavier squeezing his arm. Gregory gave Xavier a fearful look.
“This isn’t over, Evans...” Xavier hissed, thrashing Gregory’s arm down before going to join the others.
Gregory shook his head quietly, kneading his arm.
“They’re my friends...” Gregory reassured himself. Then he started to follow the group of boys up to the other parts of the PizzaPlex.
XXX
“Does everyone have their tickets?” Jaxon inquired the group as they approached the Green Rooms.
Ian giggled slightly.
“I don’t have any tickets! I’m gonna see Moondrop!”
“Seems like you guys would get along...all creepy and tell weird jokes...” mumbled Gregory under his breath, looking at the glossy, tiled floor.
“You got something to say, Dreadgory?!” Ian snapped as he grabbed the boy’s shirt collar, pulling him in close.
“You need to be nice to us, Evans,” Jaxon snarled, “you don’t want to be a crybaby who plays by himself at recess again, do ya!?”
Gregory’s heart pounded fast. He could feel the tension in the air as Ian tightened his grip on his shirt, still glaring at him with those dull green eyes.
“I-I’m sorry...” Gregory’s eyes started to sting. His brown eyes were now squeezed tight as he prepared for their punches.
Gregory didn’t get any punches, but the floor greeted him with a harsh slap as he fell onto it. His breathing hitched as Gregory shakily got onto his hands and knees. Head still low, Gregory looked back up at his group of friends. They all towered over him now.
“We’ll let you off this time, shorty...” Jaxon sneered, “It is your birthday after all.”
Ian broke out in hysterical laughter.
“Awww look at da little baby! Is he going to cry?!”
The rest of the boys started to snicker along. It was true, Gregory was going to cry.
Gregory could feel tears start to drip from his eyes. He tried to stay strong, but he could feel himself cracking.
“C’mon guys, let’s leave the birthday boy to his birthday tears!” Xavier cackled.
They all started to leave, talking amongst themselves about what animatronic they were going to see. Jaxon to Roxanne Wolf, Xavier to Montgomery Gator, Zachary to Glamrock Chica, and Ian to Moondrop.
The only one left was the main star himself: Glamrock Freddy.
He was for the birthday boy.
He was the only thing Gregory was looking forward to seeing on his birthday. The only thing to make his day better. Gregory looked down at the blue and white Fazbear Entertainment ticket in his tiny hands. Gregory then held a small smile on his face. Wiping away his tears, Gregory stood up and made his way to the Green Room of the one and only Freddy Fazbear.
His heart started jogging in his chest again. He was both excited and scared at the same time. He wasn’t the biggest fan of animatronics, but there was something about Glamrock Freddy that he loved so much. His kind demeanor, the way he cared about every child he met, his powerful vocal chords when he spoke and sung, he was like everyone’s dad. Everyone’s weird, robotic, bear dad.
As Gregory approached the green room for Freddy, he saw a red curtain draped in front of it. His pulse quickened. Why were the curtains closed? Picking up his pace, Gregory ran to the front of the curtain. There was a white sign in front of the sparkly, red curtain. Gregory’s heart dropped to his stomach.
“OUT OF ORDER.”
No.
No!
NO!
NO! NO! NO!
Gregory’s teeth gritted together. He sucked air through his teeth as tears poured from his eyes.
This had to be fake. It couldn’t be real.
Gregory could sense the teasing and humiliation coming already if the other boys founded him like this. Founded the only dream he had for today to be crushed.
He wanted to cry. He wanted to scream.
He just wanted to hide away forever.
Without even thinking, Gregory dashed into the curtains and into the room behind.
It was a dark room. The only light was the little sliver coming from the cut between the two curtains. Not seeing anything around him, Gregory fell onto his face. A pained grunt slipped past his lips as his face squished into the firm, velvety carpet.
That was the final straw for him.
Curling up on the floor, Gregory hiccuped the smallest of sobs. He laid there for awhile, silently crying over his birthday being ruined.
“It’s not fair...” Gregory pulled himself into a tighter ball, “It’s not fair, it’s not fair!”
“What’s not fair?” A mocking tone asked behind the boy.
Gregory snapped up and scuttled backwards.
In the darkness, the only light being their phone flashlights, were Xavier, Jaxon, and Zachary.
They were all different however, and certainly not for the better. They were all wearing masks of the characters they all went to see. There were not visible eyes in the masks, making them look like empty voids in the darkness. They stared at him eerily, sending chills down Gregory’s spine.
“Did the baby boy not get what he wanted this year for his birthday?” Xavier questioned further. “Did he want to be forgotten?”
Gregory shook his head quickly. No...
“You know, Xavier,” Jaxon said, in a overly exaggerated thinking pose, “I heard there’s something special about these animatronics...especially Freddy...”
Gregory didn’t like where this was going. He slowly started to scoot back.
“Freddy has a special way to treat sad birthday kids!” Jaxon laughed. “He EATS them!”
“Wh-Wha...” Was all a shaken Gregory was able to say before getting snatched up by the bullies.
“And we gotta keep the bear happy and STUFFED, now don’t we Gregory?”
They flashed their lights onto the animatronic who was hiding, decommissioned in the shadows of the room.
Gregory kicked and screamed for them to let him go.
“You did this to yourself, runt,” Jaxon warned, speaking through his Roxanne mask’s wolffish grin, “You just HAD to be upset on your birthday!”
As Gregory continued to cry out louder now, Jaxon clamped a hand over the boy’s mouth, muffling his screams.
Zachary jumped on top of the small stage that Glamrock Freddy stood on. He felt around the animatronic’s chest and stomach like he was searching for something.
“Hey Jax!” He called out over Gregory’s muffled cries, “How do you open this?”
“Press his bowtie, stupid! Just like how my mom showed us!” Jaxon scoffed, struggling to keep a grip on Gregory’s squirming torso. Xavier did his best to control Gregory’s legs.
With a click and a hiss, the bear’s broad chest opened. With only the phone lights as his guide, Gregory stopped struggling for a bit and stared at the now opened chest. In the harsh lighting mixed with complete darkness, the chest cavity of the animatronic looked like a dark void...ready to swallow Gregory whole.
Gregory thrashed about even more now, like a fish trapped in a net. He wanted to cry and scream for them to stop, but Jaxon’s hand only made him make suppressed yelps.
They brought him closer...and closer....
Finally, with a good and quick shove, Gregory was forced into the tight darkness. Gregory quickly turned his head around to see the opening of the chest cavity snap close behind him. Gregory was now soaked in enclosed darkness.
“NO!” He cried.
Gregory pressed himself against the sealed entrance. Sweat made his hands clammy as he pounded against the plastic wall. Tears flooded his eyes as he anxiously knocked against the fake material.
“PLEASE LET ME OUT!!” He begged, choking between sobs, “PLEE-EEASE!!”
His cries only got muffled chuckles in response. Those chuckles made Gregory grasp onto reality. A silent fearful look took over Gregory’s tear stained, sweat covered face.
“Listen to him, the fuckin’ idiot...” A softened Xavier cackled.
“Oh, if only Ian was here,” Jaxon wheezed, “He would be laughing his ass off right now...”
Gregory’s good heart wanted to remind them of their language, but he forced himself to stay silent. That didn’t stop his tears from flooding though. Hitched breaths were sucked in through his teeth.
“Guys... I think he’s been in there long enough,” Zachary whispered, “I don’t want to get in trouble with my dad about this.”
“Oh shut up, Zack..” Xavier snapped, “The little bitch just needs to learn that him crying is so annoying..”
“Yeah,” Jaxon agreed, “No wonder no one is friends with him.”
Gregory’s heart froze. The dreaded reality finally sat in. The one he fought so hard to not accept. Tears continued to flow as he leaned against the plastic wall, sobs ripping from his throat.
Gregory truly was all alone in this world.
As he sat there, bawling his eyes out in the darkness, Gregory couldn’t help but feel something, or someone, watching him. Watching him...and watching the bullies outside his tomb. He felt the omnipresent stare on him. It felt angry. It felt judgmental. It felt...protective.
Gregory looked around the tight space. There was no room for anyone else to be in here. Heck, there was barely enough room for him to be in here. His knees ached with cramps. His feet were pressed against the metal wall behind him. Gregory wanted out...and he wanted out now. And he wanted the feeling of being watched to go away too. It certainly wasn’t helping.
Despite his silent pleas, Gregory continued to stay in that chest cavity, and the feeling of being watched only got worse.
“C’mon guys,” Jaxon sarcastically laughed, “Let’s leave the little birthday boy to his little gift from us. I’m sure he’ll want to be alone to enjoy it alllll to himself.”
That one sentence brought back the fear and dread Gregory had only mere moments ago.
“WAIT!!” Gregory shrieked, “YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME IN HERE!!”
He continued to knock and slam his hands hands against the plastic wall. They seriously couldn’t be leaving him here...they couldn’t be...
“Oh, I think he’s loving it so far,” a much more distant Jaxon called out, “Have fun in there, Dreadgory!”
A burst of the boys’ laughter erupted again, suddenly being even more muffled by a curtain swooshing. Soon, the laughter faded away, only leaving Gregory in complete darkness. Complete, eerie darkness. The only sounds were Gregory’s cries and pleas, hopelessly trying to get their attention, to make them come and get him out of this stupid chest cavity. All he got in response was his cries and knocks echoing in the tight space...
After what seemed like forever of begging and tears, Gregory’s screams dialed down to soft whimpers. He hugged his knees and held them up to his chest. Gregory’s body was soaked in sweat. His forehead was beaded with the salty liquid. The dark air and his clothes were now dampen from the sweat and his tears. Still in utter darkness, Gregory continued to sob quietly, thinking of what just happened. Were his friends right? Did he really deserve this?
The little birthday boy sighed, wiping his tears from his eyes.
“Maybe they’re right...” he croaked, “M-Maybe I...I do deserve this..”
Gregory then buried his face into his knees, his eyes beginning to sting again.
“I’m all alone...” he shuttered, “Tr-Trapped in here... forever.”
“You’re not alone.”
Gregory’s head shot up. His heart began to pound quickly again. He looked around, trying to find the source of the voice.
“Who...” Gregory panicked, “Who’s there?!”
“Do not be afraid, little one,” the voice softly continued, “I’d never hurt you.”
The voice...it was rumbled like thunder and as gruff as rusty metal, but it was gentle and quiet as a butterfly. And most of all, it sounded familiar.
“Gl-Glamrock Fre—“ Gregory started, only to be interrupted again.
“Let’s make this more comfortable,” the voice proposed, “They’re gone now, so it’s safe to come out.”
There was a soft click outside. A click of a button? Gregory’s heart fluttered. Could this really be him? There was a hiss and more clicks. Gregory could feel cool and new air flush against his face. The chest cavity was now open.
Part 2 coming very soon!
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ladynoirelf · 4 years ago
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Dark Crystal Tik-Tok challenge: Calling s/o the wrong name.
Deet to Rian:
Deet was writing up her midterm paper comparing Stonewood and Grottons weapons for her elective history class. Thanks to Rian and Ordon, Deet had tons of research material to work with thanks to Ordon’s collection and Rian’s expertise. Though she was having a bit of trouble remembering what a specific sword was used for. She also made a mental note to call up Amri and see if he could send her a picture of his family’s old bombs that they used. She called to her boyfriend:
“Amri! I-I mean Rian”!
“Amri”!?
Oh crud.
Rian walked out in robe, pink facial mask on and his hair tucked under a towel.
“Of all the names to call, you call Amri? Your EX”?!
“Im so sorry”.
“Amr-Does Amri sounds like Rian? D-Do I look like an egotistical grottan with a bad haircut who makes horrible fashion choices ”?
“Hey”!
“Oh don't defend him Deethra, short or long just pick man”!
Deet stifled the growing lump of a laugh in her throat. “He was on my mind, I meant to call your name-”.
“Why was he on your mind? Why are you thinking about your ex-boyfriend when you have all this”?! Rian circled his hand around himself.
“I need help with my paper”. Deet giggled, finding humor in her boyfriend’s reaction.
“No you know what, get an F”.
“Huh”?!
“Yeah, you want to hurt your boyfriend’s feelings, you get privileges taken away. No more help, no more access to the family weaponry, you want help you get Amri”. With a final humph and quick tightening of his robe, he left Deet alone cackling on the bed.
 Rian to Deet:
After a successful date, Deet recommended that they grab some burgers and fries from Wimpy. 
Deet was driving despite Rian’s gentle protest, but the young Grottan loved using the car since it took to roads so well compared to a Grottan vehicle that was more suited for the paved sirt of her hometown. The problem was that Deets turns were quite harsh and sharp as if she was still trying to trek through the caves roads.
Rian held on to the coat handle for dear life as Deet skidded the car into the parking lot, nearly knocking over one of the trashcans by the outdoor seatings.
“For the love of Thra! Mira you're gonna kill us”! Rian screeched just as Deet spiraled to park perfectly.
“Who”? Deet put the car in park, brows raised in question.
“Huh”?
“D-Did you just call me by your ex-girlfriend's name”?
Did he? He was too terrified for his life to even comprehend what he was saying.
“Did I”?
“Yeah, did my driving make you think of her”? Deet grinned leaning in close to a flustered Rian, who was clutching his thumping heart. 
“Probably, she drove crazy like you. Though she didn't have an excuse she just liked giving me a scare”.
“Awww, you’re still going to introduce me to her right? She sounds fun”. Grinned Deet, grabbing her purse from the back seat.
“Oh yeah, she’ll love you”. Rian breathed, shakingly getting out of the car. 
His legs were so wobbly Deet had to help him inside the restaurant.
 Brea to Kylan:
Brea was on her phone while Kylan was at the foot of the bed folding their laundry. 
As she scrolled through her phone, she got an email from her friendly ex, Rek’yr. Apparently, he had tickets to a museum benefactor gala. He was going to go with his plus one but apparently, they had to cancel. So Rek’yr decided to offer the two tickets for her and Kylan to use. Delighted by an evening out, Brea immediately accepted the offer.
“Rek’yr what are you doing on Friday”?
“...”
“...”
“A-Are you...Were you addressing me”?
Brea slowly looked up from her phone, mortified as she realized her error. Kylan looked at her, a mix of confusion and hurt on his face.
“... I am so sorry”.
“I-Its fine, i guess. I mean...It was a mistake right”?
“Yeah”. Brea’s lips quivered, tear bubbles forming in the corner of her eyes. Kylan cooed, pulling her into his arms he rubbed her back as she began to cry.
“Shhh, it's okay Brea, I know it was a mistake”.
“I-I-Im so sorry”. She wailed, clutching Kylan’s snotty shirt.
“There is nothing to be sorry for Princess”. Kylan sweetly assured, kissing her temple as she continued to cry in shame.
Completely forgetting about the tickets.
 Kylan to Brea:
As much as Kylan was getting used to Brea’s family members randomly coming over to their apartment, It was a hassle when one of her sisters just came over randomly. The latest ‘visitor’ was Brea’s second older sister, Tavra.  Who apparently stopped by to drop off some leftovers she thought he and Brea might like then left in a hurry. 
So when he heard the door open, he assumed it was Tavra coming back for something.
“Did you forget something Katavra”?
“Excuse me, Ka-who”?
Kylan looked from his book to his girlfriend's confused frown. Brea pushed her sunglasses over her eyes, hands on her hip and amber eyes narrowed.
“Who is Katavra”?
“W-Wha”?
“You heard me”. Brea sauntered over, her intimidating demeanor forcing Kylan to scramble to the side of the couch. “Who is Katavara”?
“Is this a trick question or are you having fun with me”?
“Kylan, do I look like I'm having fun with you”. Brea leaned over, caging Kylan with her petite body. “I'll ask again.Who.Is.Katavra”?
“...Your sister”. Kylan warily answered.
Brea blinked, irritation morphing into realization. Her mouth opened in an “oh”.
“You mean Tavra”?
“Did you forget your sister’s name”?
“Well I mean, no one calls her Katavra so...Yeah I forgot her name. Sorry larva”.
“For the love of Thra woman”.
 Mothria to Gurjin:
The best thing about being chosen to dance in the Sog community’s up-and-coming festival was that Mothria had an excuse to ditch Pop-Pa’s excruciating farmwork. To replace it with an excruciating hour of practice, though it's not all bad. It was nice to spend time with Naia, as both of them were partnered up to dance the part of the maiden. Although, having your ex-boyfriend as the head director can be quite awkward. Thankfully, Geal was very professional and only talked to her when needed.
Unfortunately, when Mothria got home after a long rehearsal her greeting was a little off.
“Geal I'm home, wanna get take out”?
“The FUCK you just call”?
Mothria stiffened as Gurjin stomped over to the foyer, arms crossed and eyes burning with anger.
“Did I call you Gael by accident”?
“Yeah, you did”.
“I messed up bad huh”?
“Mm-hm”.
“Couch tonight”?
“I'll get it set up for you”.
Mothria didn't move as Gurjin’s locs hit her snout as he swiftly turned to march to the linen closet.
“I love you”. She called.
“Love you too, but you're still on the couch tonight”.
 Gurjin to Mothria:
If there was one thing Gurjin liked doing, it was messing with Mothria when was in a pissed mood. Not to pissed that would kick him out the loft, but pissed enough to at least get kicked out of the room for thirty minutes to an hour.
And he cooked up the perfect way to agitate his love moth even more.
His ‘victim’ was sitting at the kitchen island on her phone probably venting to his twin. With natural born charm, Gurjin slid to Mothria’s side wrapping a comforting arm around her shoulders.
“Hey, Lovemoth, why so sad”?
“Oh, just dealing with family drama Gur-Gur”. She sighed, leaning into his touch “Not to be a brat but can you cuddle me later. We can watch whatever I just want snuggles”.
“Of course, Resha”.
Gurjin bursted out laughing as he was roughly shoved on his rump.
“I freaking hate you”! Mothria growled, stomping their shared bedroom after gently punching Gurjin below the belt.
“OOF”! Gurjin guffawed as he clutched his gentiles “M-Mothy what about cuddles and movies”? “You're banned from cuddles and movies! I'm going over to Naia’s”!
“Can I come”?
“NOOOOO, people who call me by ‘Resha’ don't get my love”!
The fuming Mothria stepped over her still laughing boyfriend who was now rolling on the floor. Grabbing her purse and keys.
“Love you”! Gurjin wheezed, tears in his eyes.
“Eat sog”! Screamed Mothria, slamming the apartment door. Leaving a chukaling Gurjin on his own for the next few hours.
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Meeting Xing and Citrine Part 3
A/N: Time for the third installment of a collaboration between @tanakaclinkbeard and myself. Features his OC kids (Xing Xiao-Long and Citrine Rose Arc) going to my AU and mine (Rowan and Summer) going to his. If you would like to see how they’re doing go check out his blog. Now on with the show!
- Xiao Long Residence -
Taiyang crouches down as he keeps the watering can in his hand, tending to his sunflower bed in front of his cabin home. The veteran Huntsman now grown old and even grew a nice beard during his free time, enjoying his recent retirement.
Ruby: Morning Dad!
Taiyang lifted up his head as he recognized that voice from anywhere, a warm smile graced his face as he got up to greet his daughter’s family.
Taiyang: Petal, what brings you byyyyyyy-
Taiyang loses his train of thought as both his daughters walk up the path but he sees two entirely new young children who were not the grandchildren he was expecting.
Yang: Hey Dad, we got two kiddos that we’d like to introduce to you
Citrine lets out a cheer and runs up and jumps into Tai's arm.
Citrine: Grandpappy!
Xing with his eyes still red from crying never left Yang's side and clutched her pants leg, giving Tai a wave and doesn't really look at anything but the ground.
Xing: Hi.
Taiyang: Um, Hi there. Ruby? Yang??
Citrine proceeded to climb up Taiyang like she did Ruby before.
Taiyang: Whoa! Haha, easy there, this old man ain’t what he used to be.
Citrine giggles and looks up and gives Tai a big hug.
Citrine: Missed you!
Tai was still a bit confused as to what was going on, but hugs the tiny girl in his arms nonetheless.
Taiyang: Girls, perhaps he can continue this conversation inside?
Ruby: That sounds fair.
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Taiyang: So these two are from another universe where you are married to Jaune, you get pregnant and have a child, while both Rowan and Summer were sent to their universe.
Yang: Basically.
Taiyang: And this was done because...?
Ruby: We’re still not entirely sure.
Xing listened to the adults silently, never saying a word, but in his eyes there was a touch of sadness. While this man may look like his grandfather, it was clear to him that this was not the same grandfather he knew, and therefore did not immediately recognize him or Citrine as his own.
Yang: But they are two great kids and were happy to meet them!
Taiyang: Well while I’m happy to have more grandchildren, won’t their parents be worried sick if they find them missing?
Xing is still holding on to Yang while Citrine bounces around.
Citrine: What’s this? What’s that? Where’s Uncle Zwei? Is he back yet?
Taiyang: Uncle... Zwei?
Ruby: Yes their Uncle Zwei who’s definitely related to us and is your son, right Daddy?
Xing wordless takes out his scroll and hands it to Tai showing the same picture he showed Yang and Ruby earlier.
Taiyang: ....OH! I see, right of course, Zwei! Oh that son of mine. He’s ah... on a mission right now, just missed him.
Citrine: Awww! I wanted to see him. Does he have a different haircut? Does he have kids? Am I older than them?! Xing! Don't you wanna know?
Xing: ....Not really.
A bark is then heard coming from the kitchen.
Taiyang: .... Uh oh.
Xing looks up as well as Citrine who sequels
Citrine: Puppy?!
Xing once again does not move from where Yang was, still clutching on to her.
She gets ready to bolt where the barking is from, but Ruby gets up just in the nick of time.
Ruby: (‘SHOOT! I completely forgot about our Zwei being at Dad’s house!’) Um, Citrine, wait sweetie!
Citrine stops and gives her alt mother a pouty look.
Citrine: But puppy mama!
Ruby: Well you see Sweetie, Dad’s dog is a big old and needs to be handled delicately.
Just then the black and white corgi comes in from the kitchen, tongue out and moving about as youthful as ever, despite the few gray spots here and there.
Zwei: *Barks!*
Yang: Delicately sis? Really?
Citrine gasp and runs up to pick him up.
Citrine: Soooo cuteeeee!
Zwei (corgi) then starts to lick at her face.
Xing: Oh. That's what he looks like here.... that's weird.
Yang: Man you sure are smart kid. ‘Sniff’ So proud…
Xing blushes and hides his face.
Xing: Thank you.
Ruby: ‘sigh.’ Well since the dog is out of the bag- Shut it Yang! I should just tell her. I hope she’ll understand though… Sweetie can I talk to you a minute please?
Citrine: I can still hold him right? Pleaseeee?
Ruby: Of course.
Xing: ...My head hurts mom. Can I leave the room?
Yang: Hm? Oh sure thing Xing, you can rest in one of the rooms upstairs if you want.
Xing gets up and wordless goes up stairs as Citrine walks up to Ruby.
Ruby: Now sweetie, you know I love you right?
Citrine: Ye!
Ruby: Ok good, because I have something to confess.... I haven’t been entirely truthful to you.
Citrine: Huh?
Ruby: I may have told you a half truth because I didn’t want to confuse you or make you sad but now I realize that by hiding this truth from you that I’m also going to hurt you. So I’m very sorry that I had to keep it secret, but understand I did from a place of love. ‘Sigh’.... Citrine. That corgi you’re holding. That’s Zwei.
Citrine gives Ruby a blank stare for a few minutes
Citrine: .....Why does the puppy have the same name as uncle Zwei?
Ruby: No sweetie, what I’m saying is... This IS our Zwei. I don’t have a brother in my world. So... he doesn’t exist here.
Citrine looks even more confused.
Citrine: But.... you said he was on a mission.
Ruby: I know, I know what I said... I-I only said that because I didn’t want you to find this out right away. I wanted to spare you that pain and didn’t want to make you feel confused.
Citrine: ....I don't get it....
Yang: Citrine, you know how me and your mommy are not like us right? We’re different.
She nods, still petting the corgi in her arms.
Yang: Well it’s kinda like that, like how we’re different from your Mommy and Auntie Yang, our world is also different.
Citrine stared at them for a while before smiling widely.
Citrine: Okay! Can I show Xing the puppy?
Ruby: Sure thing sweetie.
She jumped up, it was clear to both of them that she didn't really understand, and wanted to move from her spot. She ran up stairs to where Xing was.
Taiyang: I’m still not entirely sure what is going on, but I do hope she and Xing are alright, this must all be very confusing for them.
Yang: Yeah... no kidding.
A scream was heard from upstairs as Citrine cried Yang's name out.
Citrine: Autine Yang! Star's noise is bleeding!
Yang: What?!
All three members of the Xiao-Long household quickly ran up the stairs and went to a room which had an open door.
Citrine was crying holding on to Xing, who was clutching his nose looking embarrassed at the wall. A Lot of blood was pouring from his noise, staining his clothes.
Citrine: Xing please don't die!
Xing looked at the adults awkwardly.
Xing: …Hi.
Yang: Oh gods Xing! Uh I mean, it’s ok, look we’ll get you clean up. Dad can you get some tissues, soap, and a clean shirt?
Taiyang: Sure thing.
Ruby: Oh Xing, what happened? How’d this happen?
Xing: Um... my powers are acting up.
Taiyang comes back with all the things .
Taiyang: I’m back, what'd I miss?
Yang: Powers? Xing what are you talking about?
Xing: Do- Do you guys have maledictus-eris here?
Ruby eyes widened just for a moment upon hearing those words.
Ruby: What did you just say...?
Xing: Auntie?
Yang: Oh gods.... Shoot, where’s Ren when you need him? Look sweetie, don’t worry, let’s just get you cleaned up real quick.
Xing: Uncle Ren and Zwei usually helps me... Da long doesnt like me....
Taiyang: Da Long?
Ruby: Look Xing, sweetie, I need you to listen to me carefully. How many times has your nose been bleeding like this?
Xing: Like as of today?
Ruby: As far as you can remember.
Xing: Um. Since I was 5.
Ruby: ....We need to get him to Anima.
Yang: Wait now?
Ruby: Yes now Yang. {turns to Citrine} Sweetie, want to go see Auntie Nora and Uncle Ren?
Taiyang: Wait can someone explain what’s going on?
Yang: Ruby he can’t travel like this.
Ruby: I know! I just- I’m trying to think.
Citrine cheers and then goes quiet and gets nervous.
Citrine: Um... is Valerie there?
Ruby/Yang: ....ah crud.
Xing: Valerie isn't gonna be there Citrine. She is back at home.
Citrine: .....
Xing: I can survive the trip mom.
Yang: Are you sure? You don’t need to rest or anything?
Xing: I just want Da long to leave me alone.... I'm... I'm not weak!
Yang: ....Ok then, then let’s go to Anima. Lucky for us, I know a quick way to get there.
Xing nods and lays back on bed.
Yang leaves the room briefly and pulls out her scroll and dials a number.
Yang: Hey it’s me. Listen I know it’s short notice, but... I need a favor. Can you get us to Anima today?
-Fin-
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