#and they are happier together

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

I hate, hate golden trio bashing fics. They have such a ride-and-die friendship like bro they raided a bank together then fled on a dragon they stuck together through so much — while having fights like normal friends do, but the best thing about them? They get back together. No matter what. Thus, coming out of a literal war in one piece, together; if that doesn't tell you how much they love each other then I don't know what to tell you.

[oodliedoodlies]

No Breakup Au

NEW AU??? CHARACTER CARDS BELOW THE CUT

[izzystizzys]

TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog

“Ah, High General Windu”, says Fox, pleasantly. “So we meet again.”

High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though it’s getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. “If I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?”

Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. It’s hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. “I am willing to discuss terms.” A bridge will do just fine.

Impossibly, the High General’s eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. “A compromise, then, esteemed Commander.” And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.

“WHAT”, says Kote, calmly, “THE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.”

“You’ll short out your helmet mic”, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. He’d just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.

High General Windu’s face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.

Because the Galaxy doesn’t hate Fox enough already and Cody wasn’t enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. “If you try that again, dickhead”, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, “I’m going to resurrect you and then kill you again.”

“Ah, Wolffe”, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, “Remember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?”

Wolffe’s eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why that’s a bad idea. “I feel”, his ori’vod presses out between clenched teeth, “that if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, I’m going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.”

“That’s fair”, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.

“Excuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see what’s so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solve”, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and ori’vode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion that’s quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalker’s back like he’s a race-Eopie, which is Fox’ only consolation.

He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Council’s chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatine’s unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-

Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.

Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, he’d said. You’re kriffing serious.

Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, you’ll have to catch me first!

And catch him, High General Windu sure did.

“The will of the Force this is”, Yoda interrupts Fox’ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. “Shake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.”

“That’d be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last one”, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesn’t bother with either that or the green goblin’s cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.

“Alright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, I’m firing all the Jedi. No offense, but you’re kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellor’s office, I’m calling Dooku to let him know the war’s off. And please get me Judicial, they’ll be up all night working on my datafolders - I’m having the Senate arrested.”

“Who - is - arresting - “, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where he’s just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.

Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile that’s all teeth. “The Senate”, he says, sweetly, wondering if he’s just imagined the shiver that’s gone through the room. “I’m suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.”

[blanketfortz]

like looking in a mirror

[cyber333angel]

hi hi!! could you write like a little one-shot for older!logan where the reader like.. takes care of him? he doesn't think he's hot shit no more since he's aging but us reader thinks he's still the hottest boy in town? y'know what im sayin? idk I wanna take care of old man logan so bad. much love!!! 🫶🫶🫶 tia!!!

when he started to actually age he wasn’t how he used to be, slowing down and have much less energy for anything. and his life wasn’t how it used to be either now that he had to take care of charles, working ordinary jobs to get enough money for his medication and trying to move somewhere more comfortable. but when he met you he started feeling better, more relief now that he had someone to help him and not feel alone from all the people he’s lost. you were much younger than him though, 200 years younger than him but you never let it bother you, even when you first met logan you persisted until he agreed to go on a date with you. that’s one of the many things he loves about you, how much spunk you have at your age he swears it’s what keeps him going.

and that goes for everything else to, taking care of him in bed, always making him feel good and letting him know that he makes you feel just as good even with his old age. riding him as you sob out how deep he is and how much he’s stretching you, mewling when he kisses at your neck and ears, whispering about how pretty his girl is. jerking him off on the living room couch when he just came home from work as you tell him all the things you love about him and the things he does that make you feel good, making it known that he really is the only man who could ever make you feel this way. he always wonders how he scored such a pretty young thing like you, taking no care of him, patching him up after a bad fight and making a hot meal for him when he came home, he was truly grateful.

[brainworms-all-night-long]

so I thinks that like a month and something ago me and Marie talked about the Traveler Nine event thingie and she had the banger idea of what if Nine ended up in the Prime Bros universe and ran into... well, Nine

[fisheito]

still thinking about those promo pics where they locked the tops and bottoms in separate rooms

[dykeofmisfortune]

the thing is sometimes house and wilson will in fact just act like normal friends. and then other times house will get so insane about wilson and will purposely try and sabotage his romantic relationships and get irrationally jealous to the point where the only possible explanation is that he wants him like really bad

[pedripics]

“now you don't upload anything? 😂😂😂 @ pablogavi”

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

is Charlie squishing herself down to gf level a Vaggie-specific behavior or a family tradition?

Did Lilith use to do that with Lucifer??

or did Ozzie see Lilith draping her short king over her shoulder like fur stole and get inspired to someday carry his own smol bf around on his shoulder. Important questions i need answers to

[ministarfruit]

"my oshis graduated" outfit swap

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Little headcanon about Godzilla sharing his Evolved radiation to Mothra, and Mothra's wings turned into cherry pink and her furry body become yellowish and flufflier than ever.

[lunarin64art]

That feeling when he can't stand to see you that way, no matter what you do, no matter what you say😩😭💔

[literalite]

returning to this concept but make it the 1980's instead

[byler-alarmist]

Unpopular opinion maybe, but I don't see Byler having kids. Like, at all. 🤷

[stevenrogered]

Dexter's wedding speech draft in the book vs the show