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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points#10k#20k#50k#100k
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"In another life I would have really liked just dancing and making inventions with you"
#the way this applies to both ships is fucking me up#i think jayvik and timebomb should go on an inventor double-date. they deserve to be happy#you know the pairing goes hard when that EEAAO line applies#jayvik#timebomb#my post#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane s2 spoilers#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#arcane ekko#ekko arcane#arcane viktor#arcane jayce#jayce arcane#viktor arcane
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I see no red flags here
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 馃憪
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)
go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying#sewing pattern#vintage cat sewing pattern#calico cat#i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee#if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date#vintage cat pattern
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dating simulator where it starts normal but it slowly becomes clear that all of the romanceable characters are attempting to cover up an extremely specific murder they committed a year ago before you arrived
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#Elmo's so real
#elmo#chicken shop date#amelia dimoldenberg#byaurore#tuserrachel#tuserpris#userallisyn#nessa007#userquel#userreh#useriselin#userines#userisaiah#userelio#usereena#usersavana#userrlaura#userkam#userzaynab#userzo#userzil#userdiana#userpayel#userveronika#tusercora#useradie#usersco#after her date with andrew she couldn't date a man
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something something digital footprint
#gravity falls#billford#NOT. going into the art tag#for those of you not up to date this is a fresh donald trump quote from the pres debate
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...clearly, he's not jealous.
#pro tip: don鈥檛 take dating advice from a demon in a situationship#the book of bill#gravity falls#billford#Art Of The Sun Chip#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#artists on tumblr#ford pines#art#drawing#fanart#my art#doodle#illustration#procreate#comic#please don't repost my artwork onto other sites thank you!
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This is stupid, I spent too long on this lmao
#fanart#my art#my art 2024#dc#jason todd#red hood#jason todd red hood#dc red hood#batman#dc batman#batman art#batman comics#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc universe#batfamily#nightwing#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#robin#dc robin#damian wayne#damian al ghul#robin damian#The Joker#Joker#This isn't how Joker thought their first date would go lmao
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silly idea
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#i don't believe that people for serious reasons sort their books any way but by author#and then obviously by release date/series within that#i am being told that i am being JUDGY#also if you sort your books any other way HOW DO YOU FIND THEM#i really need to know#polls#can't believe i forgot to include genre in here
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 馃ズ romance 馃ズ and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 馃槉 should we see a movie 馃槉 should we go out 馃槉#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost (Oct 26th, 2014)
Ten years ago on this day...
#Mystery Skulls Animated#Mystery Skulls Ghost#Lewis Pepper#MSA Lewis#Vivi Yukino#MSA Vivi#Arthur Kingsmen#MSA Arthur#MSA Reverb#GIF#by sonysakura#GIF by sonysakura#I made this in 2017#A perfect date to remember and post#100 notes#1000 notes#5000 notes#10K notes#Wow...#ALT text added! I was so sure it's already there
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