#and there's gonna be lots of snarky flirty moments

[mahuhumaling]

why the entire bus stop sequence is one of my top 5 fav bbs scenes

EXT. BROKEN BUS STOP — NIGHT

preface: back when bad buddy was still airing up until episode 8, i had two favorite scenes so far and this from episode 3 was one of them. the reason for why this scene is so good is quite simple, unlike my other favorite scene.

here, it is easily digestible, and the back and forth between the actors is entertaining. it's important to understand the foundation of pat and pran's relationship.

pran is so right. as a fellow creative, it's so hard to be one. and people who work on technical fields won't understand firsthand how the minds of creatives function, especially an aspiring architect like pran because the design has to be practical, clean, right, feasible, and appealing. all aspects of aesthetics and functionality are considered.

clearly, pran is in a bit of a creative slump, and someone with a fresh mindset can help.

they do, however, sneak in a bit more depth at how these two feel about each other, rather than act around each other, but it's still a glimpse. a taste test, if you will. the moment passes by and finishes immediately. pran tries to protect himself and his feelings, while pat breaks down a layer of wall.

ohm does a such a good job with his facial expression: wincing at the cold answer. pat's smart, he probably has an idea that it's the usual snarky pran comment, but pat's still clearly hurt.

this small exchange ends, and we go back to banter. it's very representative of the show as a whole. it refuses to dwell on the heaviness of drama, and immediately gives it audience levity without undermining that it can get serious sometimes.

(not gonna lie, i cried a little seeing pran so in his element and pat being secretly happy for giving him motivation. the sneaking glances.)

so after pat helping pran for the nth time by allowing him to organically come up with the bus stop's design and not force him just like how he folded the poster of the project pitch grant into a paper airplane + one oishi ad later,

we get this. (also i see you nanon, you really moved a little bit so your blocking is v-shaped. you're not slick.)

this is what cemented the scene for me and made it one of my favorites: just six lines of dialogue.

"Do you like it? // The new bus stop." "I do. // I'm just not sure they will do too." "They will. // Because I do."

this original commentary was literally from december 2021 so some time has passed and a lot more facts sprung from this dialogue, namely the translation of it being "do you like [dot dot dot]? the new bus stop?" being a double meaning to pat asking if pran likes him, why there's a pause, and that's great of course, and we understand why pran always feels so apprehensive around pat when he says flirty shit like that lmao.

but the moment right after, the look pran gives pat when pat says "because i do" is so emphasized and knowing and that's why i zeroed in on it. this is my interpretation:

at first, i was slightly reserved with "they will because i do" particularly; i felt like it could've been better if pat said that it didn't matter if others didn't like it as long as pran likes his own work (and that it works obviously),

but i realized that that is not what pran needed to hear at that moment.

aside from the romantic context that pat believes in pran when no one else will (ahem his shit ungrateful friends making him carry most of the work when they broke the bus stop ahem) and it's genuinely a really sweet thing to say, it also eases pran's doubts. we know pran is a neurotic person, so i'm sure validation from someone (bonus if it's from your crush) is something he values a lot.

also: pat's absolute, genuine sincerity.

no games. no funny business. no pretenses.

pran finally looks at pat without the stern facade and coldness, and for once he lets go. he accepts that warm feeling rushing back.

[x.]

MY TOP 5 FAVORITE BAD BUDDY SCENES

(In no actual order)

3 - Broken Bus Stop Redesigning

5 - Fight in the Dorm Parking Lot

10 - Pran Sings "Our Song" Draft

10 - InkPa in the Darkroom

12 - Dissaya Watches Ming

[queen-scribbles]

......yep okay talk about Mason plz 😛

ALRIGHT THEN, YOU ASKED FOR THIS

Cut again bc spoilers and there will be lots of shouting bc Mason's route is amazing. I think--both friend and romance--he's my fave in book 3.(Nate's still winning overall romance, but Mason wins b3) Warning: this clocks in at about 2700 words, just so you know what you're getting into. It's longer than a lot of my fics. xD

This is gonna be Kasey specific, obviously, even if all the high notes I love in general. There's just some... flavor to it bc of the way she's engaging his romance. (also, this is pretty stream of consciousness, so I can't promise smooth transitions😅)

The way just your touch helps when he's getting overwhelmed in Addie's room feels like a good place to start- NO WAIT. If you try to bluff about not being worried over the bounty and he calls you on it and swears to have your back. Half of why Kasey kissed him so hard there is it's her go-to reaction when Mason incites strong emotion in her, even if desire/attraction isn't precisely the right match for the moment.

I know I already screamed a lot about the bakery scene when the demo came out, BUT I finally settled on which option Kasey would pick there. She's still oblivious/in denial, so there's no hurt to Mason's "She's only seeing me naked," comment, and no confusion either. Lil Miss Snark shot back with the one about him seeing HER naked (which ooooooboy did that pay dividends later :3) and then didn't get anything flirty/snarky/teasing back (poor Haley, watching this unfold) and that confused her. Snark and innuendo has been their Thing since day fucking one. So the weirdness of leaving it like that has her on edge and makes her snappish and downright vicious with Bobby("I'd say it's a pleasure but we both know I'd be lying" and kicked him out of the station, it was great)and she genuinely can't figure out why it's bothering her that Mason didn't play along.

And then we get him actually using her name when she shows up at the Warehouse soaking wet and covered in plaster mud. Felt a little like someone had punched her in the lungs, she had to fight the reflexive urge to call him 'sunshine' and make the weirdness go away. And then on top of that he actually apologized--for something that didn't seem like a big deal to her, at least on the surface, but the way her heart skips a beat, maybe it did matter--and Kasey manages to actually be sincere for five minutes to accept the apology with 0 snark and explain about needing a place to stay etc. Insert some flirting/innuendo/giving Nate a headache while handing out flyers and she feels like their equilibrium is back. They're okay, they're good, still casual, though ngl it does feel nice to hear him say her name every once in a while....

And then. AND THEN. The Trapper fight. And Sin. and OH MY GOD. Mason throws himself in front of Trapper to protect her, gets zapped instead of her and she is just. Terrified isn't a strong enough word. She doesn't realize it's anything more than panic/adrenaline in the moment, but it's a miracle she didn't leap on that Trapper like a feral wolf. Which is only compounded when Sin shows up and Mason is afraid for her. He tries to hide it when he tells her to run, but her main hobby is people watching so good luck with that, buddy.

And with the adrenaline of the whole encounter, she hasn't even really had time to full unwind and process it before Mason is staring down Adam on her behalf.

Not only that but he's insistent on backing her up. Same guy who, what, six months ago(less?) "found this all unnecessary" and barely wanted anything to do with her is now adamant about watching her back and keeping her safe and then waits up super late for her to get home(whole separate screaming session about him considering this home) and doesn't feel a need for innuendo with her when they talk.

"Thrown for a loop" is an understatement. Flabbergasted, maybe works. For Kasey, anyway. I was having a meltdown about him being vulnerable with her wrt what he remembers of his past, and the crystal(he didn't even want her to look at when they first met) and then just saying a genuine goodnight without trying to get in her pants or anything. AMAZING.

And then his mood starts off weird at combat training and he's gruff and irritated(and MASON WITH A BUN. MASON WITH A BUN) and he's being grumpy bc he can't figure out why the thought of Sin taking her away from him is so terrifying.

The patrol loop after the blood drive is just.. hoo boy. Kasey was bitten on the wrist by Murphy and there have been some Moments with those scars on Mason's route and I got another one to add to the list

just that he's so gentle. That would be sweet from any of them but from Mason it makes me scream internally even before we get to the emotional KO that is

I love sO MUCH when gruff/abrasive characters are gentle with the people they care about, and not only is that happening here, he still warns her that just bc Bravo won't hurt her, there's not many other supernaturals that will care so she still needs to be cautious. (It's just a bonus--for me--that he's clearly affected by the conversation even if he's not sure why :3) And also!!! Kasey-specific note here: Her trust is not easily given. It was a cautious thing even before Bobby fucked her over in college, but him using her friendship like that really made her kinda hold people at arm's length, so the fact she trust Mason(and the rest of Bravo) with her literal life and her scars and other vulnerabilities is really uhhhh saying something even if she's denying what that something is

I played around a bit with Kasey's reaction to the stack of missing persons posters, and even if it's not the one I kept, Mason's reaction if you call him crying straight up slayed me

Just that mix of gruff almost-annoyance and "you clearly need me, I'm already on my way". (the others ask if you want them to come, Mason's just "yeah, I'm coming to see you")The beat between saying he doesn't like talking on the phone but will make an exception for you. The return to flirting/innuendo once you seem to be getting back equilibrium.

As I've mentioned, Kasey has Verda knowing about the supernatural, and that dinner with him and Eric was all kinds of awkward(she went slinky for her outfit bc this is Kasey)

BUT I very much enjoy both Eric's 👀👀👀 when Kasey pulled an "Idk what you're talking about" and a)Verda getting Mason to acknowledge there's a "Something" with the two of them even if he doesn't know what it is and b) Mason calling him on his reaction to the supernatural making him a not so-great-friend. BUT THE REAL KICKER came after, when they were leaving, and this happened

Just. He's essentially holding her hand. And he doesn't think to let go. Mason, who hates and is extremely pained by physical contact(he flinches when Adam touches him in one of the bff/ro scenes) willing maintain contact for several seconds and only withdraws when she says something. (I stand by my expectation Mason's gonna figure out What They Are before Kasey does, lmao)

I absolutely loved the car sex scene(she's been teasing him with that long enough xD), especially bc Kasey 100% told him to apologize to her car, but the biggest takeaway for purposes of this is HE HESITATES. He hesitates to just look at her for an extra few moments before kissing her again. (and btw I ran with each taking initiative and HOLY HELL this will be one of the few times I go with letting Mason have initiative instead of Kasey. Whew.)

And we gotta talk about Mason not wanting more cigarettes when Felix offers to buy the bc that's... for something that might look like a little moment it's undeniably huge. The cigarettes have been his source of comfort, the way he makes it easier to Deal With Everything and he just casually turns down getting more of them. Bc he has her now(new addiction, indeed). For such a quiet thing, it shouts about the changing nature of their relationship and I loved it.

I--once again--played with reactions to arriving at the warehouse bc Kasey's still figuring out how she feels about that so she has some leeway, and I gotta say I love how Mason just bluntly calls you on your shit any time you try to lie about being fine when you aren't.

I will never be over him having the same calming effect on the detective as they do on him. 🥺🥺🥺Kasey has this whole snarky tough girl thing going and even when she tries to hide it, he sees through the bs and comforts her. He's blunt but gentle and it makes me scream...

..buuuuuut not as much as Mason's POV on the building cave-in. :3

No, no, I'm fine :)

ABSOLUTELY PEACHY :))))))) Totally not wrecked at all, not laying on the floor screaming internally or anything, why do you ask? I'm such a sucker for the whole "joking pet name accidentally becomes actual sincere term of endearment" (see: Taviloth and "city slicker") and this made me just a bit feral. ALSO the parallel to the house Mirrors scene in book 2 is killing me. The day Kasey calls him sunshine with affection rather than teasing I will throw myself into the sun, it will be too much. (Super easy to picture one of those gut-wrenching comics using "You Are My Sunshine" with them, btw)

And the aftermath made me lose my gd mind.

Kasey: *tries to snark as a way of covering how much today fucked her up*

Mason: *calls her on it while also being ready to help.* And he's volunteering to help(after sticking himself in a corner at the breakfast earlier in the story so he wouldn't get asked to contribute)

No innuendo, just support, my HEART. Kasey Irene, HOW are you still in denial, you're smarter than this. Though I suppose I can give you a pass this one time considering how much pain you're in.

He's so worried he's not even thinking, just wants to keep her safe, and I swear somehow every time he uses her name it both add three years to my life and take one away.

This mental image. I can't. I had to go take a walk before I could finish, bc the mental image of Mason standing fully clothed and soaking wet in the shower with her just to offer support is TOO MUCH. It's too much, I can't handle it. (Especially when you put it next to this or the "me being naked is more important to you, right?" comment from the bakery scene. She's naked, he's not, and he doesn't even seem to care. my fucking HEARTTTTTTT )

He's sitting with her. Just the fact that he's staying is *inarticulate yelling* enough, but he's in a chair. Not sitting on the bed, not laying with her, sitting in a chair to be with her and keep an eye on her but give her space. And that "You don't have to stand guard" //"I know, but I sure as hell want to." Mason is so gonna figure out he's in love with Kasey before vice versa.

And now we come to the totally-not-a-date scene, where Mason will ask, unprompted and genuinely curious, what you're thinking about and, this being Kasey, there's some sarcasm/teasing in the following conversation, but it's also so comfortable.

This is just banter. They're bantering and playing around and just comfortable with each other in a way beyond what's usually the case for people who're just seeing each other naked. :3

I do love the lingering obliviousness. Sure, Mason, it's that the crystal's not as full as you thought. Not that Kasey's presence/touch helped you recover faster or anything. Even though that's happened MULTIPLE TIMES. (Nate would be smirking so hard if he'd witnessed this interaction)

The whole scene with Roshaun(sidenote: RAT BABIES! <3) and how Mason reacts to even the suggestion of being sedated/vulnerable has me 200% sure I'm gonna want to kill some people when we learn his backstory. This is practically a full on panic attack, like, what level of hell did he go through that it incites this strong an instinctive reaction even when he can't remember the details?! (Unfortunately, since he's been a vampire ~100 years, there's decent odds the people responsible are already dead, unless they're also supernatural. But if they're still alive they WON'T BE after Kasey and Mallory get their hands on them)

The way Kasey's touch settles him(again), the way he deliberately takes her hand and doesn't let go, like she's a lifeline(she probably is) "I asked you to come because I wanted you here" alksdafbalfbjabslk

onefear.jpg There was a patreon short story that touched on that, too, and I really wanna go dig it up now >.> I smell plot threads. Angtsy, angsty plot threads.

Someday I'll make Kasey be more genuine(orrrr maybe it'll happen if I do a Janine/Mason run) in the convo when you get back to the warehouse, bc you know my girl went with the

even if it led to a moment of what could be taken as genuineness, even if she meant it more as flirting. "When it comes to you, you know I am." KASEY. GIRL. Yes, sure, that applies in a "kiss/sex me right now, you handsome bastard" sense, but also in the sense of her just always leaping at the chance to spend time with him, regardless of if it will involve sex or not.

And then you get an actual genuine smile out of him, and more gentleness, and she doesn't know how to deal.

And then we come to this

where Kasey kisses the vampire harder to not have to deal with the possibility this is almost definitely more than just seeing each other naked. "No, no, nothing more than just that he's hot and we enjoy having sex and he's a really good kisser. No deeper than that."

*clutches chest* SOFT MASON, GENTLE MASON, HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE AND DOESN'T REALIZE IT YET MASON

AND THE LEAD UP TO THE AUCTION JUST UGHGGHGHGH

Pardon me while I go lay down and just... melt into a puddle of emotion. The compliment that's not flirtatious. The confidence in her abilities. "YOU THINK I'D BE ABLE TO COPE WITHOUT YOU NOW?" ?!???!?!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIR. I'm loving this progression from "it's just sex" to "idk what I'd do if I lost you", but my heart can't take it. You being so vulnerable--in front of so many people--is gonna be the death of me.

my heaaarttttttttttt. "Can I have tonight?" CAIT.EXE IS NOT RESPONDING And then--if you do the detailed scene with him taking initiative--it's slow and gentle and deliberate and he doesn't pull away when you wrap your arms around him, the significance of which will escape Kasey for a while. and there's a gentle lil neck kiss afterwards and they CUDDLE until she falls asleep

And then. THEN THEN THEN *pounds table repeatedly*

he FUCKING.

STAYS.

I am so beyond emotionally compromised by that I just *screams*

He stays and

and then when he leaves he tucks her back in and runs his finger down her cheek without even realizing what he's doing and SIR. HOW DARE.(If she'd been awake enough to know he did that, her denial would have several very large cracks in it istg.)

I have hit the image limit(RIP), so text! The bff convo with Adam is so good, and Mason doesn't deny that the way Kasey "has him" is different from the rest of UB, and isn't sure how she feels about that and calls himself "too much of a fucking coward" to find out and aaaahhhhh this would have been Kasey's "tu omnia" moment if she would just WAKE UP and OVERHEAR the conversation. Why do you have to sleep so soundly baby girl???

Wrapping up with the party. oooh boy. "I wouldn't survive thirty seconds in this circus without you." Kasey, he's definitely serious and not joking. Mason, babe, the "in this circus" was unnecessary bc you've mentioned needing her/not knowing what you'd do without her several time in general already. And he TAKES A FUCKING SHOT during NHIE on the "nhie fallen for a colleague". I think I rb'ed a post yesterday where someone in the notes said Felix must've been in the bathroom or something and missed that to not raise absolute HELL about the implications. LIKE. Silent but very very obvious admission this is Not Just Sex anymore, even if he doesn't know what it is, even if it's just a "something" it's THERE in his opinion. So yeah. 100/10 romance, I need more desperately, and will be sitting here vibrating until we get book 4 or at least teasers. xD

And here are several cookies (and cake!)for anyone who made it this far through my borderline-unhinged commentary 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🎂🎂🍰🍰🍰🎂

[shesmore-shoebill]

a thought: courtmanda vs. arangela in summer games OR courtgela vs. amandrasha. the competitiveness. the bickering. riling the other up when it’s their turn/their teams turn.

just. once again a lot of potential for shenanigans (and possibly feelings bc Woah Where Did This Energy Come From)

OOOOH. god its so fun to put the cast into situations and then. shake em. the gals especially have such fascinating cross-dynamics.

I think for this im gonna go with courtmanda and arangela just bc ive been super enjoying courtmanda's tendency to like. Take a bit and Double And Triple Down into hell with it. Especially dirty/flirty bits. Amanda and Courtney both do that separately and then you put them together and . well. (And they cooperate really well too! wins all around).

And then Angela and Arasha I think are both such specific types of competitive that like. You put them together and they're gonna go. go where? go to success? failure? who knows but they're doing it fast and with full commitment. shoutout to chanse killing them first in hunger games bc they're too competitive.

And all of this in competition.... yes plz. Not to mention cross-team dynamics. Amanda and Angela on opposite teams is always fucking gold, hello. They bring out such pure rage in each other. Courtney and Arasha with some of that "Make That Noise" moment of *snarky lie* "dont lie to me" "ok sorry :c" energy. I havent parsed my fictional version of courtrasha energy yet but its good. i can feel it. god and i didnt even get into like Angela/Courtney dynamic (courtgela ftw) or Amanda and Arasha (hey remember that one challenge pit. or the CAH vid. they play off each other so well).

Anyway summer games with these four is PEAK for dynamics. also. yes. ideal scenario for "haha competitive energy getting increasingly ridiculous. so ridiculous..so much energy. maybe too much energy.................. 👀👀"

[kinomiakai]

September 25: Your Previously Unpublished WIP

Okay well all of my WIPs are unpublished, so let’s go with one I’ve never posted an excerpt of. How to train your dragon AU, anyone? (SNS; excerpt under the cut).

   Naruto slapped a branch away from his face, hiking further up the hill.

   So—okay—his dad absolutely didn’t believe him about the nine tails. Fine. Fine. It’s not like his dad listened to him any other time—why would this be any different?

    But—maybe it was a little far-fetched that he took the entire thing down. It was the strongest beast out of all of them—the scariest, at least—and no one had ever been able to even damage it—

    He let out a breath, looking up. All these fucking mountains, and Naruto had sent the biggest beast to the biggest one.

    And he had managed to lose it.

    How do you lose a beast the size of a mountain?!

    Naruto slapped at the bush beside him, as if the beast would be hiding there, behind it—

    He hit fur.

    “Ah—whoa, what the f—” he stumbled back, eyes wide—

    Fur. Okay. There was an animal—or something—

    Naruto slowly moved around the bush, ducking down, reaching slowly—slowly—

    There—bound tight in a net—was a fox.

    A fox with nine tails.

    “Oh shit.” Naruto let out a breath. “Oh shit—yes! I did it! I fucking did it!”

    Naruto punched a fist in the air, hollering. He didn’t know why the thing was so much smaller, now, but it didn’t matter—he’d done it. And he’d have proof. And now his dad would have to listen to him—have to acknowledge him and he would finally—finally—

    A strangled noise came from beside him and Naruto nearly flew out of his skin.

    Oh—oh, crap.

    “Crap,” he breathed, “you’re not dead. Okay. Okay—then—I—I have to—”

    He grabbed the kunai—he only kept a couple on him—from the pouch on his leg, watching as the blood red eyes followed the blade—

    “I’m,” he swallowed, “I’m going to kill you.”

    It was too dangerous to leave alive—too dangerous to leave here, so close to the village. He knew that. He knew that.

    The fox’s eyes moved to his—to the blade—and then back. He could see—now—the way the net had twisted one of its paws back (uncomfortably, unnaturally, oh that really wasn’t supposed to be bent that way)—the way it had dug into its neck, under the fur (he could see the skin where the fur had rubbed away; he could see the skin, red and marred and half a step to bloody)—he forced himself to move forward, holding the kunai out in front of him—

    “...I did this,” he whispered, staring down at the beast.

    It didn’t struggle as he moved closer—only moved its eyes back to him—back to the blade—to him, again. The kunai was right beside it and yet its body didn’t tense—it didn’t roar, or growl, or do anything the fox usually did—and there was something in that gaze that looked so much like—

   “I did this.”   

   The fox watched the blade for a moment longer—and then its eyes closed.

    Naruto reached out and cut the net.

    It was barely a second before he felt his back hit the dirt—before he felt the claws on his chest—he stared, eyes wide, at the face of the beast overtop of him—

    This was it. He was going to die here. The fox was going to maul him or eat him or do whatever the demons did with the stuff they stole—take him away, maybe, and no one even knew that he had come up here so they wouldn’t even—

    The fox leaned in and screamed.

    Naruto trembled under the force of it—those teeth (fangs) were almost pressed against his face—

    And then it was gone.

    “Hah,” Naruto breathed, clutching at his chest, “ah…”

    He was alive. He was alive—he was—

    He had kept a demon alive.

    “...Fuck.”

[formulawonu]

seventeen & drunk conversations

prompt: how svt would be in drunk conversations

a/n: hi i'm back and got kinda carried away... tag yourselves i'm a combination of woozi and lee chan 🤠

seungcheol: "i love you i love you i love you" "SAY IT BACK WTH" gets all pouty dkxhsjhb would also attempt to talk to you seriously about whatever is going on with your life <//3 big believer of a drunk persons words are a sober persons thoughts

jeonghan: "ha i knew u were a lightweight" "bet u can't take one more shot" DEADASS what an enabler u both would already be drunk and he'd still be challenging u to drink more. the competitiveness just jumps out i guess???? but it would be a fun night. 50% chance of tears if the mood is right

joshua: stopppppp he'd be holding ur hand or leaning his head on ur shoulder i know u all saw that tipsy dingo live. he'd probably also just be muttering stuff under his breath or singing along to whatever song is in the background he is my king of sitting pretty wherever and whenever he'd also be making sure ur ok

junhui: im sorry this man is in a whole other different dimension. u would THINK ur talking to him then realize mid sentence that he is just.....not there... he would probably think he's having a conversation with u but actually it was all just happening in his head and he was really just staring into the distance zoned out irl fml

hoshi: "yo yo yo listen to me im not drunk i actually love you" "IM BEING SERIOUS IM NOT DRUNK I LOVE UR PRESENCE IN MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?" everyone knows hes drunk. even he knows hes drunk. does it matter? no. he would also actually try to have a deep n heartfelt conversation with u:( pls value the mans drunk words they actually mean a lot and come from the heart :/

wonwoo: ok depending on the vibe he either gets even more quiet or hes literally just laughing at everything im gonna cry diusfkghjfj,cm (sorry that was my bias talking) like if it's a drinking situation where deep conversations are happening he's probably really internalizing everything going on and paying attention to whoever is speaking so he really remembers the moment but if its a fun drinking time he's 100% laughing at whoever tf is acting up and throwing sum jokes in here and there:/ HES TRYING HIS BEST OKAY

woozi: yeaaaaaaaa we got our resident sentimental drunk here 🤠 like he's kinda like wonwoo in the sense that he's really basking in the moment and noticing every detail about what's happening and who he's with but he's really just... a soft guy when he's drunk i think he'd be the type to take out his phone in the middle of the night to just write about how he feels/drunk thoughts in his notes just so he could think abt it when he's sober or potentially get inspiration from it :( brings up nice past memories n all... LEE JIHOON I LOVE YOU

minghao: he's just giggling the entire time and maybe just a lil more snarky... "sorry? did u say something? i couldn't hear u over the shot i poured out for u that u didn't take" would also initiate several group toasts and takes pics of u/whoever he's with to capture the moment. becomes more vocal abt his feelings in general actually. would 10/10 want to get drunk with minghao

mingyu: hes a flirty drunk stop it rn. opens all ur bottles/cans for u and hands it back to u with a wink, takes shots for u, has his arm draped across ur seat.... HES JUST NATURALLY LIKE THAT OK PHYSICAL TOUCH IS HIS LOVE LANGUAGE :/ its just even more pronounced when hes intoxicated. asks u ever so often if ur ok if u need water :/ "i'll take the shot for u just remember u owe me something" MOVE!!!!!!!!! but he's v receptive of u and that translates in how caring he is... ugh what a man

seokmin: byeeeee hes also so touchy. hes showering u with kisses and hugs. "i actually LOVE you though!!!!!! return my love!!!!" ur in for a long night if u put him and hoshi together. im being serious good luck. but he's suddenly down to do anything now - cook a feast? go night swimming? karaoke? he's ur guy. would not stop letting u know how much he appreciates and loves u:/ romantic or not:/ if hes sweet sober hes even more drunk:(

seungkwan: omfg he nags at u so much "ANOTHER SHOT?? REALLY???" "WHY ARE U ASSUMING I WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT" then takes the shot anyway lmao he'd be easier to fool into doing smth stupid to make everyone laugh bec he just wants good vibes n good memories :/ and he's even more doting on whoever he's with like he would 100% get u water and u could trust him with anything. my dream wingman for real he would know how ur feeling and how the night is going without any words needed. he is ESSENTIAL

vernon: he's the one finishing all of the snacks on the table while everyone is talking. he is pure vibes. nodding his head to whatever music is playing in the background and listening to the conversations going on. inputs here and there but hes happier going with whatever vibe is of the night. great person to have beside u imo if u wanna go crazy he'll jump with u if u wanna sit down and talk he'll do that too. might even share a cig with u if the mood calls for it. vernon is on my night out dream team as well

dino: THE LIFE OF THE PARTY!!!! like he doesn't even ask to be it -- he just naturally draws attention and everyone loves playing with him jiskfdhrkd "guys ive literally been the only one taking shots this isnt fair" "WHAT DO U MEAN I LOST THE GAME I HAVENT PLAYED" but he just goes with it because he wants a good time. however as the night progresses and the group gets smaller n smaller he starts becoming serious lee chan and tries to heart to heart with whoever is there. :/ he has a lot of valuable thoughts to let out so whoever is with him pls LISTEN!

[kiwi-tai]

Okay I’m never doing this so might as well just post it as bullet points but hear me out…

Youcef x Baker!MC with a little au out of the Villa

Shy sweet MC is a baker with her own little shop and Youcef is still a hot confident runway model who happens to walk into a particular bakery one day.

He spots a French pastry that catches his eye and when you come out from the back to take his order, polite convo is made where he finds out your not French.

And he thinks to himself nope that pastry is not gonna be good but MC is charming and so he has it anyway but

It’s just eh and he tells them that.

MC obviously prideful of her work hates that he thinks so and it doesn’t help that they worked really hard on that recipe and baking. It also doesn’t help that he’s going off about this one baker that makes that same pastry perfectly.

I don’t think Youcef intends it to be rude in a way he more so was just trying to be helpful.

And MC tells him off a bit like oh your just a model what do you know? and she’s snarky

Maybe Youcef should be offended but he’s kinda endeared coz he didn’t think she would snap like that and again he didn’t intend to be rude by what he said he just wanted to offer advice, but it came across so wrong.

They part ways of course and I have two possible ideas for how their lives clash again choose your favorite:

Either some designer is doing a collection with like actual food pieces (clothes made of food)

Or a photo shoot with pastries and baked goods very avant garde and the photographer might happen to be one of MCs friends and they want to promote her bakery

Either way there needs to be models and guess who is the male model? The one and only Youcef!

Blah blah cute flirty interactions (with subtle one sided beef from MC) it’s giving slight enemies to lovers (again on one side)

And then the moment somewhere down the line where there’s a deadline for cakes or even better that one particular pastry MC can only decently make (according to the French model who is not a food critic)

So in order to squash the one sided drama Youcef offers to help her make them!

He shows her his family recipe of said dessert (can we recall him hyping up a certain baker before? Yeah so he might have been talking about his mom or maybe grandma, a family member)

Anyway the recipe is great the pastry turns out a lot better!

But it’s not about that it’s about the fact that he shared something meaningful with MC and they’re bonding.

And maybe some really cute flour fight happened before and there’s a lot of tension and it’s lowkey emotional and highkey very cute

Then at the big runway event or release of the shoot there’s like a big celebration and MC and Youcef get together and it’s super cute.

Anyway I always have plenty of thoughts but the worms in my head carry no sense of motivation or inspiration to ever follow through ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cheegu3]

~ Yeonjun - lust ~ [suggestive, sexual themes]

a/n: this is based on a literal dream I had of yeonjun yesterday that was too good not to share, this is quite short since I don’t remember much except for the key bits but yeahh

TW / trigger warning; 18+, suggestive & sexual themes (very NSFW in detail stuff but no intercourse happens), usage of nicknames, some public stuff, swearing

genre: fantasy + smut, kinda angst

summary: he was a family friend and admired by everyone, he was good and everything and undeniably good looking - though it wasn’t something you liked to admit because he knew it, and he was so cocky about it. You hated him but he starts to push you further and further, knowing you like him until you can’t hide it anymore.

You were such a brat. While all the other girls openly fell to their knees for him and declared their love and attraction - you just didn’t. He hated it so much since it was a threat to his ego and confidence. In his eyes he was a God and obviously everyone should want him, even guys.

The conflict with the other clan had escalated and since Yeonjun was in the council along with your father who was the leader, he had come around to your house a lot more lately.

He knew very well how you were a virgin and how innocent you were but how you’d always put on fake confidence whenever he was around, it was a constant battle between you. You shooting him hateful glares and snarky comebacks and him smirking and saying flirty very bold things that you couldn’t help but blush at - no matter how much you hated him.

The conflict had escalated even further and the other clan were probably going to attack any moment now. Therefor your father had decided that all of your clan would sleep and spend time in the big cafeteria.

You sighed loudly as you heaved your bags over your shoulders and followed your mom. The whole walk there you glanced around anxiously to see if you could spot him.

‘‘ This is what is best and you know it ‘‘ your mother said and lay a comforting arm around your shoulder.

‘‘ Who suggested it? ‘‘ you already knew the answer and your mouth by instinct felt very sour and dry when she answered,

‘‘ Yeonjun ‘‘

You nodded and smiled very fake to your mom when she said it.

‘‘ Of course. He is...very...clever ‘‘ it took all of you to compliment him, biting your lips the whole time.

‘‘ Oh really? Thank you y/n ‘‘ his familiar smug voice rang close behind you.

Fuck

He always caught you in the worst moments. You clenched your fist thinking about that time he had walked in on you being in only your underwear and turned around to him with a sarcastic smile.

You knew you had to behave around him when your mom was near but if she wasn’t - you don’t know what you’d do right now, probably anything to wipe that smug smirk off his stupid cocky face.

‘‘ Mm ‘‘ you said and turned, hoping that he had left.

You glanced back and saw him still walking close behind, he winked at you and you turned again in disgust. You started to walk faster, heaving your mother with.

‘‘ We- we have to find a good spot ‘‘ you used as an excuse.

Your father joined you when you had entered the far corner of the cafeteria, where you were sure he wouldn’t follow or find you.

Fucking harasser, you hated him so much.

‘‘ Hi honey ‘‘ he kissed you and gestured towards where his sleeping bag was.

You put down your stuff and helped your mom. When you were done you sat down on the comfortable sleeping bag and looked around at all the people pouring in through the entrances. 

‘‘ What are we gonna do to keep everyone entertained? ‘‘ you heard your mom ask your dad.

Your dad laughed.

‘‘ I’m not sure actually, I think Yeonjun and the others on the council had some ideas ‘‘ your fist clenched again at the mention of his name.

‘‘ He is so bright that kid, isn’t he? ‘‘ your mom said and you rolled you eyes getting up to get away from the conversation.

After walking around talking to various acquaintances of yours you returned and sat down just in time for dinner. Your family ate in silence except for some that came up to talk to your dad - mostly council members but thankfully not Yeonjun.

‘‘ Thank you for the food ‘‘ you said to your mom when you had finished and took your bag to go change into pyjamas. The room had very quickly fallen quite dark and more and more people had changed clothes - ready to play games and chat until they fell asleep.

You passed by a few people to the bathroom but not many back. You quickly realised it was because they were all gathered around different small cafeteria tables. Some were playing card games, some were playing music and some simply just chatting.

As you stood in the entrance and looked at the others you suddenly felt a bit exposed and embarrassed. Most had long pyjamas or some fancy, yet still full covering stuff meanwhile you always liked to sleep in an oversized white t-shirt. The worst part was that you were stuck in sleeping in a very sexy black lace thong, so that didn’t help either. You were pretty sure your t-shirt might ride up at least once during the evening and the mere thought made your cheeks redden.

‘‘ y/n! ‘‘ you heard your dad call out from the other side of the room.

You quickly scanned the cafeteria for him and then when you found him among the crowd you saw that he was standing near a round table with lots of small kids around it, and adults standing.

You smiled when you saw the sight but when you came closer you saw that he was there too. He seemed to be the main attraction in fact, the kids had all their attention on him barely noticing your arrival. He was playing a guitar for the kids but instead of sitting down there with him you stood beside your dad, feeling a bit awkward. You didn’t even wanna look at Yeonjun.

Eventually though you were forced to as your dad pushed you towards the table with his hand on your back.

‘‘ Go sit with them honey ‘‘ he said and smiled to you.

Just as you were about to take a seat as far away from him as possible you were pushed and saw that other people were hurrying to get a seat. In the end you stood there completely shocked from being pushed so hard. But it was convenient for you, you didn’t have to sit down now since there was no room.

‘‘ y/n dear, you can sit with Yeonjun he said it was okay ‘‘ your mom’s hand gently touched your shoulder but you still jumped.

‘‘ W-where? ‘‘ 

You wish you hadn’t but you couldn’t help but look over to him. He was looking right at you while looking smug like usual and patting his lap with his right hand. You scoffed and turned to your mother with pleading eyes.

‘‘ Come on, he is basically family ‘‘ 

Oh you wanted to kill her so bad in that moment but when your dad joined you two with a warning on his face you dragged your legs over there while trying to avoid eye-contact.

You were yet again forced to though, when you reached him you lifted your eyes but only just enough before you plopped down. He was wearing shorts and a tank that showed off his toned arms. Before you sat down you made sure you had t-shirt fabric in between so you wouldn’t sit basically bare-assed on his bare thighs because he’d definitely feel you then.

You cleared you throat and felt more awkward than ever. You heard him chuckle in satisfaction when you had sat down but then he went on to chat to the little kids.

‘‘ What song should I play next? Who should pick? ‘‘ he asked them and you could basically feel his stupid big grin on his face.

When you didn’t hear any response from the kids you looked up from staring down at the table to see all of them pointing at you. He chuckled again and you could feel his body shake, sending vibrations through yours.

‘‘ So honey. What will it be? ‘‘ he said mockingly with made you seethe with anger again.

‘‘ Play, I don’t know some X01 song ‘‘ you said and only glanced at him quickly as to not appear rude to your parents.

He licked his lips and nodded slowly. Suddenly you felt his hand sneak around your waist and he pulled harshly which made you fall back so you were even closer to him. Your back was as close to his stomach as you could be. His hand reached around and he started casually playing the guitar. Maybe he just didn’t notice your hitched breaths and how you were shifting uncomfortably from the close contact.

Half through the song he started to switch between bouncing his legs slightly and shifting his weight on his two legs which caused a little friction. He kept playing unbothered though, probably knowing that his movements shot straight at your core making you bite your lips shut harshly.

When you unexpectedly crammed your legs together he leaned into your ear and whispered.

‘’ I can feel your heartbeat ‘’ you gasped in horror and looked down, the t-shirt had rode up enough for you to finally realise you were sitting right on his bare thighs, he could feel everything.

You efforts to try to squirm out of his hold failed. He had you in just the same position again with his firm hand snaked around your waist.

He began moving his leg that you were sitting directly on again but this time you were sure it wasn’t an accident. Your breath hitched again but you were quiet because of all the people around. But maybe Yeonjun wanted them to know?

‘‘ I win ‘‘ he whispered darkly as you melted into his touch, the desire now killing you.

And even though you hated him, in that moment you wanted nothing more than for him to take you then and there.

[arvandus]

So hopefully I got in on time! Btw, I’ve been absolutely loving your HC’s, the stutter one was friggin adorable! I love soft Dabi, there’s not much of him out there in stories 😢

Anyway! I was wondering if you could do HC’s with Dabi for someone who may be deaf or just hard of hearing? Ifff your comfortable, I would love to see what he would do for a male s/o (or platonic friend/league member, etc, whichever you choose!) If you don’t want to do this it’s completely fine and you can switch it to ambiguous/female (I don’t know if you have ever done men before haha!)

Hello! I’m so flattered for this ask because you’re trusting me to portray something that’s personal to you and outside of my own experience. I can absolutely do this with a Male Reader (my first one!).

I’m not sure what type or level of hearing loss you had in mind, so I did my best with this and went with an acquired hearing loss that’s moderate-to-severe. Also, I wrote Reader as someone who wears hearing aids. I hope that’s all right, since that’s typically the case for those with more severe hearing loss (otherwise communication is really difficult to do, since I don’t suspect Dabi would know sign language). Also, I got a couple of cute ideas that I really wanted to fit into this that follow more of a friends-to-lovers sort of vibe rather than established relationship. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!


Headcanons for Dabi x M!Reader who’s Deaf/Hard of Hearing (HOH)

Warnings: None.

Word Count: 1240

💙 When you first join the LOV, Dabi will be skeptical at first, as he is with all things. How could someone with a hearing loss really be of any value to the league? He can’t help but wonder what skills you’re bringing to the table to that convinced Shigaraki to allow you to join.

💙 Dabi doesn’t interact with you right away... he prefers to observe. Part of it is that he doesn’t care for attachments, even amongst his comrades. Another is that he doesn’t expect you to last very long in the League. If he does interact, it’ll be through snarky quips and insults. After all, he loves getting under other people’s skin... it makes him feel like has an advantage.

💙 So, it goes without saying that Dabi will be a hard nut to crack at first. He’ll definitely have some crappy preconceived notions about people with hearing loss that he’ll get to face as he’s forced to get to know you.

💙 For example, he learns super fast that your hearing has little to do with your intelligence. You’re fucking smart and more than capable of handling yourself, much to his surprise. You quickly become an important member of the team, and even Dabi can’t really argue your value. It only makes his interest in you grow, his skepticism giving way to curiosity.

💙 Another thing he learns about you... you value your independence and hate when others coddle or dote on you due to your hearing loss. The first time Toga had tried to treat you as something fragile (granted she was trying to be nice), you’d quickly put her in her place. Dabi couldn’t help but grin at that exchange...

💙 The great thing about Dabi sitting back and observing everyone else most of the time is that he gets to learn by proxy how to interact with you.

💙 Don’t mumble or talk too fast. Don’t look away when talking to you. Talk more clearly, and slower, but for God’s sake, don’t treat you like you’re dumb. You’re hard of hearing, not stupid.

💙 Even with all of that taken into consideration though, he’ll notice that while you seem to do fine in one-on-one exchanges in quiet environment, you’ll withdraw more in group gatherings. Is the chattering of multiple voices too much? Is the noise overwhelming? Even he can’t always tolerate the prattling of the social butterflies of the group, so he wouldn’t blame you if it got under your skin too.

💙 His interest will finally be piqued when he watches you retreat during a rather boisterously loud game night amongst the League. He’ll follow quietly behind you, watching as you pass your own room in favor of the stairwell leading up to the rooftop.

💙 You don’t notice he’s followed you until he sits next to you. Your eyes betray your surprised at his presence.

💙 “What are you doing here?” you demand.

💙 He’ll give you a grin and a cock of his head. “You didn’t seem like you were havin’ much fun back there. Got anything to do with these?” he’ll tap your hearing aid playfully.

💙 You huff at him. “If you want me to hear you better, you’ll need to sit on my other side. My hearing aid battery died.”

💙 “You don’t have a backup?” he asks as he adjusts his position.

💙 You shake your head.

💙 “Doesn’t sound too bad.” He’ll tease. “I wish I could turn off my ears, especially when Toga laughs.”

💙 You give him a glare at his insensitive comment. “You don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

💙 He raises an eyebrow at you and think for a moment, before looking back out over the cityscape. “Why don’tcha tell me about it then.”

💙 You give him a skeptical look but he waits silently for you to continue. His smirk is gone as his sharp eyes glance back at you. He's serious.

💙 You’ll finally open up to him, explaining how hard it can be sometimes. How noisy environments can make your hearing aids nearly useless when the noise is too much, when everyone is talking at once. How frustrating it is to not be able to follow a conversation let alone participate, and how it can sometimes make people assume things about you. At best, they’ll assume you can hear fine with your hearing aids and therefore assume you’re being aloof or don’t want to interact. At worst, they’ll think your slow or stupid, and look at you with pity.

💙 Dabi will listen, but he won’t offer much up except sarcastic remarks about the others in an attempt to make you feel better. After all, sympathy isn’t his strong suit. But you’ll find yourself feeling better by the end, just grateful to be able to vent to someone.

💙 When you smile at him and tell him thanks for listening, it’ll take him by surprise. Not because of your reaction – he expected that, at least. What’ll surprise him is his reaction to it – a strange sense of satisfaction will wash over him, filling him with an unfamiliar warmth. He realizes - a moment too late, before he can bring down his barriers - that he likes seeing you smile, especially when it’s at him.

💙 You’ll feel slightly closer after that, finding more opportunities to hang out on the quiet rooftop and chat.

💙 He’ll surprise you on your next visit with a brand-new pack of hearing aid batteries. You’ll give him a suspicious look, asking where he got them and how he knew what kind to get you, but he’ll give you a wicked grin and brush off your question with an evasive comment.

💙 It won’t take long for you to start developing a crush on him, and against your better judgment, you find yourself staring at him a lot more and finding ways to be around him more. Hanging out at the bar, going on missions together, sitting next to him during the LOV discussions… you try to brush it off as ‘becoming friends,’ but deep down you know better.

💙 It doesn’t take long for Dabi to take notice and begin to suspect that maybe… just maybe… all of your secret glances and increased attention aren’t strictly platonic.

💙 What a wonderful turn of events. He wasn’t sure if you were interested in men, but now he’s 99% sure you are... or at the very least, interested in him.

💙 It leaves his skin feeling hotter than usual, his heart pounding in his chest with excitement. He wonders if you know... or even suspect... that he watches you too in mutual attraction.

💙 He’ll start testing the waters, just to make sure, of course. Hit you with a few flirty nicknames to see how you react. As soon as he sees you fluster and flounder in obvious embarrassment, he’ll know he’s got you, and it makes your exchanges only that much more entertaining.

💙 The more he learns about you, the more interested he becomes. He’ll start to do research on ways to support you with your hearing loss. It’ll be purely out of curiosity, of course... it’s not like he’s gonna go out of his way or anything. But he ends up finding himself down the rabbit hole of hearing aid supports, and learns about Bluetooth capabilities, FM systems, infrared systems... ways to send targeted noise – like speech for instance – straight to your hearing aids, bypassing any pesky background noise.

💙 It won’t take long for him to get an idea – two birds with one stone, so to speak...

💙 You’ll be on the rooftop together, when he says, “I gotta surprise for ya.”

💙 He pulls out a box that’s labelled ‘Dynamic FM System.’

💙 If you try to reach for it though, he’ll hold it out of your reach. “ah ah ah... we gotta find the right place to try it out.”

💙 He’ll lead you downstairs and you’ll think he’s heading to the common space where the others are, but instead he takes you outside of the hideout, leading you down the street.

💙 “Where are we going?”

💙 “You’ll see.”

💙 The two of you will end up outside of a bar. Not just any bar, though… the line of patrons is already a huge hint of what you’ll find inside.

💙 “Wait isn’t this….?” You’ll start.

💙 Dabi will only smirk at you though, before he grabs your hand and leads you in.

💙 Inside will be loud. So loud you have to turn down the volume on your hearing aids, and too loud for you to hear anything of value. But as you look around, your suspicions are confirmed - instead of the usual opposite sexes pairing up like you find at most bars, this one is different. Men are pairing up with men, women are pairing up with women. Your heart is beating like a drum in your chest, your pulse racing with excitement. Of all the places for Dabi to bring you…

💙 You keep close to Dabi, holding onto his arm. He loves that, loves that you’re looking to him for protection. And protect you he does, his eyes threatening violence to anyone who stares too long at you.

💙 He’ll sit you down at the bar with him in the center of the noise while drunken gay couples flirt over their drinks and a group of girls laugh in the corner. He’ll say something to the bartender, and a minute later, two fresh drinks are place before the two of you.

💙 He won’t try to talk to you yet as he opens the box and begins taking out all of the pieces. He’ll plug in the small, cylinder-like component into your hearing aid - the receiver. He’ll be completely up in your space when he does it too, grinning at you with his ocean blue eyes. In his hand he holds the transmitter that contains a button with a microphone on it.

💙 Once everything is hooked up properly, he’ll speak into the mic, his finger on the button.

💙 “Hey there.” He says. His voice comes through crystal clear.

💙 “Hey.” You smile.

💙 Once Dabi knows you can hear him, his devilish grin will widen and he’ll lean casually against the bar counter as he stares at you, his eyes drinking you in. “Have I ever told you how hot you are?”

💙 That’s when it finally clicks… Dabi is actually interested in you. And he’s taken you out on a date.

💙 BONUS: If the bar scene ends up being too much for you, he’ll be more than happy to spend the rest of your date on your favorite rooftop spot with some take-out. 10/10 will kiss you by the end of the date.

[write-like-wright]

since you did the prosecutors before can we get exes headcanons for them (like what they would be like if they were ur ex LMAO)? if this is too broad u can pick ur favorite aspect of it (u dumping them, them dumping u, seeing them in public one month later 🥰 etc)

skjdksfnfjnf this is so funny yes!

Being their ex: Ace Attorney rival prosecutor edition

Miles Edgeworth

if you thought he was awkward while you were dating, wait until you see him after your breakup

he does NOT know how to behave around you at all anymore

mostly attempts to avoid you

may or may not pull another one of his "prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death" stunts

goes to Europe for a few months to compose himself and figure out how to proceed

he's especially stumped if you are somehow obligated to interact, either through work or maybe if you live nearby

tries his best to be civil and gentlemanly, but it's painfully obvious he'd rather be anywhere else in the world at that moment

I imagine you'd have mutual friends, so before every group outing he asks if you're going to be there

something may suddenly come up if the answer is yes

*cough, cough* "I can't, I'm sick"

"boo you, Edgeworth"

I'm assuming you broke up either because of how much he works or because he fears for your safety because of your relationship

maybe it was just a heated steel samurai discussion taken too far

Franziska von Karma

oh boy, this is not gonna go well

so cold to you in the public

throws around a "foolish fool" or two your way

grips her whip so tight her knuckles turn white

cries when she gets home

absolutely cannot forgive herself for allowing someone to know her so intimately and see her in her vulnerable moments and then they're just... gone

probably puts her off dating for a while

if I had to guess why you broke up, I'd assume it was due to her intensity or competitive nature

Diego Armando/Godot

this man has many, many exes

not much changes in his demeanour towards you

he's as cool and as smooth as ever, but is careful not to cross over into the flirty territory

you're either addicted to caffeine or absolutely repulsed by it at this point

walking by a coffee shop makes you uncomfortable

don't know why you broke up, but you get back together at least twice before separating for good

Klavier Gavin

Klav remains his good old, friendly self

will drop an album about your breakup

expect a lot of hate from his stans

the media hounds you

you get invited to participate in a few reality shows probably

he feels bad and tries to defend you

offers to make it up to you by taking you out for dinner

you hook up

you break up again because you can't stand the constant scrutiny and him being away for long periods of time

rinse and repeat

Simon Blackquill

there are so many potential reasons why you could've broken up

too intense? scary at times?? manipulative without even realizing it??? spends half his life savings on a fancy katana???? who knows with him

goes full emo

do you guys know that canonically those marks on his face are from crying so much in prison? yeah (they're apparently starting to heal too, good for him)

acts all tough at work, goes home and cries to HIM - Gone With The Sin blasting at full volume

flip-flops between being a gentleman and a jerk should you meet in public

makes a few snarky comments about you and your relationship to hurt you, then has a minor freakout when realization.exe kicks in and he notices you actually are hurt

apologises by sending you cute bird pics

"Look at what Taka did today."

"He's wearing the bandana you bought him :)"

"Please respond I'm so sorry don't block me"

You eventually remain friends so you can get bird visitation rights

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi

acts polite and smiles sweetly, but occasionally ends the conversation with "I will pray for you", not unlike a hostile southern lady

you miss him and his expensive haircare and skincare products

you can definitely live without the 8-hour sermons

perhaps the cultural differences were too hard to overcome? or maybe it was the constant travelling? in either case, you mutually decide that ending your relationship would be for the best

I imagine dating literal royalty would be exhausting

Barok van Zieks

make no mistake, this WILL cause a scandal

no matter the reason for your separation, get ready to deal with some serious gossip

everywhere you go, you notice people whispering about you

"I hear they ended their betrothal with Lord van Zieks."

"Well, I say! Can't imagine dealing with the Reaper myself."

everyone wants to hear your side of the story and any potential dirt you may have on him

Barok acts as gentlemanly as ever, as befits a man of his standing

he's a solitary man, but his solitude soon leads to loneliness and resentment

his consumption of fine vintages increases by tenfold

whatever it is that happened between the two of you must have been major

betrothals are not lightly ended, especially with the heir of a powerful noble family

might not even be your doing, perhaps family got involved

perhaps, his family reputation has been besmirched? ahem

Bonus: Kazuma Asogi

poor Kazuma can't catch a break

Ryu gets a tear-stained letter written on 18 sheets of paper, front and back

"Oh, dear," Susato sighs. "I suppose this means the wedding is off."

while he's no lord, he is a prosecutor in the service of Her Majesty and the news of a courtship ending would be scandalous

perhaps, for that reason, and fearing how the public would react to your relationship (it is Victorian England we're talking about after all, Van Zieks' views are far from unique), you chose to keep it a secret

at first exciting, your secret meetings and whispered words soon become tiresome

the fear of being caught is always gnawing at you

he may lash out initially when you leave him

offers to make your relationship public, to hell with the society

you both know it's a bad idea

"This is all your fault." he sighs as he pours himself another chalice of Van Ziek's fine vintage.

"My fault? How is your poor performance today in court my fault, my Nipponese friend?" Barok spits out. "You have been distraught for days now, man! Pull yourself together!"

"Not you specifically," Kazuma brushes off. "Your kind."

"My kind?"

"Stuck up posh twats."

Gina walks in just as they're about to draw their blades

listen babes I'm a Kazuma simp this is the only way i could envision dumping his ass

[reachgirl]

On Buddie and them potentially being aware of their feelings

So we definitely see evidence of how Eddie might feel about Buck, how he clearly loves and trusts him. He absolutely relies on Buck a lot as someone who loves Christopher, as that person you go to who cares about your kid as much as you do. And he clearly doesn’t handle not having Buck around very well during the storyline that must not be named. 

He also looks at Buck like “you’re lucky you’re pretty”, a LOT. And he’s shown to think about Buck’s wellbeing and Buck’s feelings. For a guy who’s not usually great at ~the talking~, he seems to sense that Buck needs to hear him actually *say* things like that he trusts him, out loud. For Buck, someone who’s been told that he’s reckless and impulsive, not diligent, not reliable (and to be fair to Bobby, has been all those things at times, but is desperate to change that view of himself), to be told that he’s trusted - more than anyone else - with someone’s kid? That’s huge. And Eddie knew that he needed to hear that, he also knew that he needed to feel like part of something when Buck was depressed and hanging around at home after the truck bombing. And Eddie was the one who noticed Buck wasn’t around at the station. For Eddie, the fact that they “have each other’s backs” is so important, because, and it’s insane how this is not wishful thinking on the fandom’s part, he actually tells Shannon that she doesn’t have his back. So yeah, absolutely nobody is disputing that Eddie loves Buck.

And I’ve talked about how I believe that Eddie might be bi leaning towards more into men than women (his “not my type” and aunt pepa’s reaction to buck are the foundation for this theory), and his particular combination of upbringing, experience and location really messing with him admitting that to himself (Conservative religious culture, Texas, army, getting married young because of outside expectations). But many of the scenes we get from him could - FROM THE OUTSIDE - very well just show a guy who has a lot of love and respect (and occasionally some fond exasperation) for his best friend. Possibly more, but not in that active, pining way. Not like he’s truly aware of it, yet.

But Buck? He pretty much always looks at Eddie like he’s the best thing that has happened to him, ever, and he can’t believe his luck of getting to be around this man. The smile he constantly gives him, and - in seasons 2 and 3 - only him, is the actual “I want to sleep with you smile” from season 1 Buck. I don’t make the rules.

He constantly finds ways to help him out, reads up on things he knows Eddie is interested in or things that are for some reason something Eddie is dealing with (whether it’s baseball biographies or summer camp brochures), and absolutely always looks to him for approval anytime he does something well or remotely badass. Or even when he makes a joke. It’s almost like 95% of the stuff he does, he does so that Eddie will see.

He sees himself as part of Eddie’s family to the point of not feeling like he’s a guest at their house, he has proven he would actually die for Chris, and he spends much of his free time finding ways of making Chris, the most important person in Eddie’s life, happy. He shares in both the happy and the difficult parts of raising Chris, he gets involved in school problems, and he’s there for Eddie to talk through all the little things that come up when you’re a parent. Often times, with single parents, when the other parent isn’t around, the problem is that there’s nobody else in your life who shares the same love and enthusiasm or worry you have for your child. You could talk about everything relating to them for hours, but even the best meaning friends will at some point reach the limit of how interested they are. Not so with Buck.

But unlike Eddie, Buck is also aware, to a point, of how much he’s focused on Eddie. Where Eddie’s jealousy comes across as more spur-of-the-moment, not something he’s even aware of, Buck seems like.. he’s thought about how he feels about Eddie. Others definitely have. Maddie’s comment about his “man crush” aside, even a random christmas elf (long may she live) comments on it. Hen and Karen immediately agree Buck would invite Eddie, like, Karen knows about this even. Their reaction when Buck is acting irrational over how they might get Eddie out when he’s buried alive and most likely dead already is that reaction of “Oh fuck, this will break this person” that is usually reserved for the significant other or parent. Bobby definitely reacts to Buck in relation to Eddie the way a father would, carefully weighing being amused at how obvious he’s being, and concern over not wanting him to get hurt doing something stupid trying to save Eddie, or by falling for him when it might not be reciprocated. They all know that Buck’s a little (more than) smitten with Eddie. And Buck... of course he’s going to notice how his friends and family react. I think he’s been aware of it for a while and is constantly trying to navigate and balance this. 

Of course he hasn’t told his face about balancing anything at all yet, because look at that man’s face any time he looks at Eddie, look at that scene with the medal. He absolutely can’t help it. And sometimes it’s like he wants them to pick up on it - for example, pushing Maddie on the fact that he doesn’t consider himself a guest. And that’s completely understandable, sometimes you want people to pick up on something and maybe even comment on it (because their reaction reaffirms to you that maybe you’re not crazy) while also not wanting attention on that point. People are complicated like that. And Buck may be a himbo, but he’s complicated AF.

We get Buck being really weird about Eddie and Shannon in general - right off the bat. When Shannon shows up at the station and she and Eddie talk, Buck’s in the background and overhears that they’re sleeping together. He clearly struggles with this information, (and Chim possibly notices..) then he get’s real petty about them potentially getting married again (”Maybe you can get a discount”) - and he nopes out of the situation as quickly as he can - because he doesn’t want to risk saying anything snarky.

Then Chim and Buck go christmas tree shopping, and Chim comments on how Buck can’t let Eddie’s situation with Shannon go, and it’s true, he can’t stop himself. But when Eddie asks him for advice in front of the fountain (/metaphorical water penis as I like to call it), he’s suddenly all “I didn’t think it was my business” ... ok, sure, Buck. Then he basically tells Eddie to try and make it work with Shannon. In terms of character development, in a romance, this is the part where person A wants to be with person B but doesn’t think they have a chance, so makes the choice to try and settle for being their friend, which, heartbreakingly, involves pushing them into the arms of someone else.

Also, his kind of “oversharing” of Eddie’s situation with Ana to the rest of the team is, to me, a pretty clear indicator that the topic makes him uncomfortable and he’s trying a Ross Geller-I’m making Fajitas- “let’s show everyone how very completely normal I feel about this” approach, which.. it doesn’t.. work that well. And when does this ever work, it’s super easy to see through this, and it usually just serves to draw more attention to the fact that you’re uncomfortable with whatever is being discussed.

Buck also takes everything Eddie says to heart. Like, fucking takes it and will not let go of it. Half a season after Eddie tells him that he makes everything about himself, he breaks down telling Maddie he’s worried he’s making the situation with the old firefighter about himself again. During the kitchen scene (or “The actual how-to-guide of what to do when you thought the guy you have a crush on doesn’t reciprocate but then you have a fight and he really doesn’t handle being away from you so well so you kind of might as well see where being a little more openly flirty will get you”), Buck’s clearly thought about Eddie’s words from the grocery store fight, and he’s gonna call Eddie out. And maybe do other stuff.

Looking at what the writers are actually doing, to end the season, there’s the clawing at dirt of it all, Buck falling apart when Eddie’s buried alive. Buck being in almost all of Eddie’s memories when he’s close to dying. And Maddie’s comment about not wanting to set Josh up with Buck, which is innocent enough, but why throw that in on top of all of the above, if not because maybe what we’re actually looking at is that they’re setting up a sexuality crisis for Buck, and him realizing he’s maybe into Eddie, but Eddie not actually reciprocating (yet)? And say Buck is then somehow forcefully pushed to see the truth about how he feels, maybe by, i don’t know, coming across TK and/or Carlos on a call, and one of them asking him how long him and Eddie have been together? We might get Eddie with Ana, and a very long, drawn out process of Buck realizing what’s happening and trying to leave them alone, and Eddie being really confused about why Buck’s being like that. Then we would have two options (well, more, really, but these are two I like): 1) Eddie pushing Buck on that point and demanding an explanation and Buck just coming out with it because fuck it and sorry and please let me see Chris still 2) Buck’s sexuality crisis (or not crisis, if he’s always been pan/bi, which, look, nothing I’ve seen has disproven this theory) leading to him dating a guy and Eddie getting really jealous but not actually being aware of the fact what he feels is jealousy (because he doesn’t realize how he feels about Buck, see this whole essay you just read), and Buck being the one who confronts Eddie about why he’s being such a homophobic asshole about this, and Eddie straight up kissing him because he can’t not anymore.

[milaswriting]

hi i just played the demo and i loved the update so much. thank you for giving us a one on one with all of the ros in chapter six. i really enjoyed all the scenes with them. all the variations with a are equally amusing; their snarky replies are always so funny to me djfjdjsks + the scene with b and the whole “you distracted me” “did i?” UGH every time b smugly replies with two syllables you know it’s gonna be good !!! “uh huh” 🤝 “did i?” + p being a smartass with their flirty rhetorical questions and their “i’m winging it at the moment” that was cute and schmexy 😩 thank you for giving us the option to ask for their number. i clicked that option so fast + and god…… soft k taking your hand and bringing you to an empty garden so you’d feel more comfortable HELLOOOOOO LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!!! i loved their reaction to “how do i know you’re not gonna kill me?” 😭😭😭 ahhhh mila congrats on the update!!! it was so sooo good 💓

Aw, thank you so much, nikka!! i’m so happy you enjoyed the scenes with all the ROs, especially as you got to see their personalities a lot more too — overall, I’m stoked that you enjoyed the update. It really means a lot to me <3

Thank you for your ask!

[husbandograveyard]

Hii,i really like you’re Writing and if it’s possible can i request a headcanon with the monster trio where they meet after 2 years with their shy girlfriend but now she is super confident and sexier. She had matured a lot in the time skip both Physically and mentally Ps you have to write more for Ace pls i live for him good luck and thank you🧡

Hiya anon! First of all: thank you!  Ever since this request I've written a little more Ace (I, too, live for him and his freckled face that I just want to smooch)! That being said, if you want more Ace, you need only request! 🙈 (once the box is open again.. which is gonna be soon). Anyhow, this RQ is about the monster trio that I love and live for as well 😭👌🏻 Enjoy!

Monster Trio and an s/o who’s had a glow-up over the time skip 

Sanji 

Get this man some tissues because there will be blood.

Out of all three, Sanji is the one who notices your physical glow-up most. 

And god, he loves you for who you are as a person, but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't falling for you all over again. 

And now that you're more confident, very well aware of your renewed sex appeal, you're definitely making good use of that to flirt with him a bit. 

He's nearly fainting. He wants to shower you in all the compliments, say all the things he's been saving up in his head for 2 years. All the romantic poems he's come up with, all the compliments, all the affirmations, he can just feel them leaking out of his ears, stumbling over his words as he only can gasp and stutter out your name, ears and face redder than the little stream of blood that is now trickling out of his nose. 

Once he finds his words again, they all come out together. How he's missed you, how he's missed holding you, kissing you, how he hopes you've missed him as well, and just how damn great you look. 

You cannot help but take it all in with a grin, telling him about the many things you've learned, playfully teasing and touching him as you tell him about your two years. 

He does his absolute best to listen, but he's so distracted, still absolutely flabbergasted that his sweet, shy y/n changed so much and grew into this confident playful lady that he's still lucky to call his. 

Zoro 

Zoro notices your new appearance right away but isn’t too sure to comment on it. 

Poor guy has never really been a flirt, and it had taken ages for the two of you to start a relationship, with the two of you getting flustered the very moment anything even remotely intimate happened. 

He eventually gets out one flirty/snarky compliment, but the way you reply, with newfound confidence, turns his cheeks, nose, and ears all red. 

You cannot help but giggle at the prospect of getting him flustered more often. 

He’s trying to change the subject a few times, but every time he starts a sentence both his eyes and his mind drift off. It’s hilarious. 

With your new strength, you can now help him train as well, which goes all right for about 4 times before you overdo it with the slightly suggestive movements and Zoro suggests he should probably train by himself. 

Flusteredness aside, Zoro is super proud of you. He feels like he has to worry less whenever the group gets separated.

He had been thinking about the whole crew while on Kuraigana with Mihawk and Perona and he hoped everybody had trained properly to face the dangers of the new world. 

He’s glad that you had taken it seriously too, and he can’t wait to kick some ass together with you.

Luffy 

You had always been shy. But never weak. Luffy did not like weak people. He didn't mind that you didn't speak up much before, other people on the crew are more of the silent types too. 

Luffy doesn’t really care for looks, barely noticing the glow up in terms of your physique, but noting that you look so much stronger and powerful, mostly due to your now way more confident posture. 

It’s the first thing he comments on, well, as soon as he lets you go from his typical jump-hug. He’s so happy to see you again. 

When you grin and comment on how he’s grown, he starts to notice just how much more confident you look, how much prouder you stand, and he cannot help but laugh. 

“shishishi y/n, you really have become a stronger lady over the break! Looking forward to seeing all the new things you can do! Let’s go kick the new world’s asses” 

He wants to hear all your stories of how you trained, like he wants to hear the whole crew’s stories, but you, as his girlfriend are just a teeeeeeny bit more important to listen to. 

“oi y/n, now that you’re bigger and stronger, we can eat more together too right?” 

[lots-o-stuff]

Aoba Johsai Team with S/O HC

Omg god i was so excited to right this one, i don't know if you can tell but Aoba Johsai is my fave team.... so i very much so self indulged on this one, anyway enjoy!

Oikawa

ThIs BiTcH, I swear to god that this man is the pettiest person on the planet

you two are gonna have the weirdest love/hate relationship it just confuses the team

one second you two are gonna be the most cliche sweet relationship and the next you are gonna be at each other's throats with insults

even though, it’s obvious you two love each other and would both kill and die for each other I WoUlD tAkE a BuLlEt FoR yA jUsT tO pRoVe My LoVe

He will 100% show you off, Iwa-chan knew way more about you than you’d think

Iwaizumi

I SIMP So this man is *chefs kiss* a fiiinnnne specimen, and YOU are freaking gorgeous, and the WHOLE team simps for the two of you

You two are actually really sweet and kind too each other, and you bond over annoying oikawa A LOT legit you guys fave past time

You guys are the team mom and dad, legit if something goes wrong and Iwa isn’t there they are gonna go to you before oikawa

This man gets very jealous and protective, like when Iwa introduced you to the team and Oikawa flirted with you? OOOH the anger radiating from this man, let’s say you got the uhh good side of it ;)

Also he isn’t gonna show you off, except he IS going to show you off to the seijoh 3rd years, like legit making out in front of Makki, Mattsun and Oikawa are gonna be jealous and slightly turned on

Matsukawa

He is a teasing shit, like you two tease each other but he has such a good poker face and stoic facade that whatever you try to do doesn’t work not fair

When Mattsun told the team NO ONE believed him, like no one at all, they thought it was a prank or some shit

And then your GORGEOUS ass comes to watch him at practice and everyone thought you were oikawa’s fan girl but you ran past him to greet Mattsun

The team lost their shit, because you two are perfect for eachother, like your personalities complement each other perfectly and you are the perfect blend of loving and teasing

He also definitely shows you off, i mean no one believed you were real so of course he's gonna prove them wrong

Hanamaki

This boy is gonna be so cocky it's ridiculous, like you two are gonna be making random weird ass bets at 3am just because you both think you’ll win

These bets are why Iwaizumi currently has a photo of the two of you under a bridge, in the rain, at 3 in the morning covered in either whipped or shaving cream… neither of you can remember

Everyone knows that Matsuhana is the meme team BUT you two are like the ultimate crackhead energy, Iwaizumi can't decide whether he likes you or not and oikawa is sooo annoyed by you because of your constant teasing

You both have sappy moments behind closed doors, you know watching movies, cuddling, making out, making bets that make you question your life choices, dancing in the living room, etc

He WILL show you off, he’s gassing you up and making sure everyone knows how amazing you are

Kyoutani

I love this angry boy, you are NOTHING like Maddog, i'm talking you are sugar and spice and everything nice, the cute little kouhai to your senpai type thing

Obviously you too being nothing alike makes it hard for anyone to believe you too are together, which is why the team thought you were there for oikawa when you came to practice one afternoon

You were surprising Kyoutani, you had made him a cute bento box for him to eat during or after practice, when you walked in however you did NOT expect for your senpai to come over and take it from your hands

Kyoutani saw this, Kyoutani is very protective and easily jealous, so he stalks his way up there, snatches it out of Oikawa’s hands, gives it back to you, grabs your hand and takes you outside where he thanks you and apologises on oikawas behalf the team overheard everything though

neither of you show the other off except when it comes to the team because Oikawa doesn't understand personal boundaries

Kunimi

This quiet baby boi is just everything, he is snarky, kind and pretty! like wtf?? leave some for the rest if us, anyway you however are a bit more, outgoing compared to him, you are also fucking gorgeous no duh

you two absolutely adore each other, you guys are constantly by each other's side, except for practice, why? because Kunimi absolutely REFUSES to introduce you too the team, which annoys you because, you could be friends with his friends? not that he considers half of them friends

there are the obvious reasons like Oikawa and Yahaba being flirty but mainly, he refuses to let the team think he is weak, the only person on the team who does know is kindaichi, and that's because the three of you are friends

the first time you do meet the team accidentally mind you they were shook, because their Kouhai has a girlfriend? before us? and is cute? tf????

Kunimi doesn’t show you off and you don't show him off because you respect that he doesn't want any attention on him

Anyway i hope you guys liked it! because i loved writing it! i currently have 2 request underway and can’t wait for more so don’t be shy! im friendly AND will do pretty much everything!

[brandstifter-sys]

Pup

Word Count: 1922                     (Ao3)

Pairing: Dukexiety

Characters: Remus, Roman, Virgil

Rating: T

Warnings: food, innuendo

Remus gets turned into a dog and the only way to break the curse is true love’s kiss. So he’s ready to live as a pooch. Until he encounters Virgil and learns something new.

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When she wasn't planning for their next LARP session, or trying to defeat the prince in said sessions, the Dragon Witch was actually quite a lovely lady. She kept the imagination running smoothly for the twins when Thomas needed them. She was fun, and usually up for brainstorming sessions. But it wasn't all that rare that the brothers pissed her off, usually Remus. That's why he was in this predicament. 

There was something about being tiny that really unsettled the unsettling duke. But Remus couldn't let a little discomfort stop him from getting to the kitchen! He trotted through the common area, his fluffy tail bouncing over his haunches, hoping that no one else was around to see him at this hour.

The kitchen was in his sights but his blood ran cold when he smelled someone in there with turkey cold cuts. He sneezed and went for it, no one would know it was really him so he could handle some baby talk if it meant he could steal a sandwich. 

"What the—" Virgil said as the telltale sound of claws tapping on the floor caught his attention. He turned around from the counter and his jaw dropped. 

"He needs to take better care of his pets," he sighed and squatted, holding out his hand. Remus stepped forward and sniffed his hand, just to keep up the act. 

"How'd you get out, little guy? Did Princey forget to close his door?" Virgil asked in a calm voice. Remus couldn't help but growl. Just because he was a small white puffball did not mean he was Roman's! He made tiny dogs all the time, and not just the three-headed ones! 

"Easy, Pup. Are you with Remus?" Virgil asked and leaned back just a bit. Remus wagged his tail and yipped moving so he could paw at the emo's leg. He wanted food! 

Virgil smirked and scooped him up with one hand, cradling him to his chest. Remus wagged his tail and licked his cheek as he got up. 

"Alright, alright," Virge giggled, "You're as bad as the duke! And just for that–" he turned and grabbed a few pieces of lunch meat from the counter, "–you can have four pieces of turkey instead of three." 

Remus happily ate the food when Virge brought it to his face. His tail was going nuts and he was ready to kiss that emo over and over, in a puppy kind of way. Mostly.

"I'll let you have some more in a bit. I'm not up for cleaning up vomit," Virgil said and picked up his sandwich. He took a bite and carried his new buddy to the common area and sat on the couch. He let go of Remus and turned on the TV. 

"So do you have a name, Pup?" he asked and took another bite of his sandwich. Remus stared up at him and let out a confused whine. Virgil paid it no mind and put the Twilight Zone on. 

"I guess you aren't one of the talking dogs, huh?" Virgil said and mindlessly pet the dog on his lap. Remus practically melted at the touch, no wonder dogs went nuts for pets! 

He lost track of time, floating in the bliss from human contact. He was comfy, curled up against Virgil's tummy, partly covered by the emo's hoodie. Remus didn't even realize he was drifting off to the sound of the show's theme music until it stopped and something cool and delicious bumped his nose. 

"Still hungry?" Virgil asked and bumped the last bit of sandwich against his nose. Remus sniffed it and snatched it, gobbling it up without ceremony. 

"Damn, doesn't the duke feed you?" Virgil huffed and resituated them so he was laying on his side with the doggy duke pressed against his chest. 

Remus could hear his heartbeat, slow and relaxed. He always did like hearing it, being close to Virgil. They were best friends before Virgil left and maybe Remus realized that Virgil meant so much more than that to him. He was just thrilled to be on speaking terms with him again, so this situation was heavenly. 

"I shouldn't doubt him like that. He loves his creations and babies you guys," Virgil sighed and idly stroked his fur. Remus let out a pitiful whine and crawled towards his face.

"Yeah, your buddy Remus is a good guy. He takes care of the things he really loves and he's so upbeat. You're lucky to be one of his, he'll treat you right, even if he's a little eccentric," Virgil yawned and let his eyes fall shut. He was unfairly pretty.

Remus yipped and inched closer, heart hammering in his ears. Virgil wasn't the guy who gave out compliments readily, especially about him. He licked Virgil's nose and cuddled closer. 

"I like you too, Pup. You're a sweet little guy, just like him," he mused and wrapped his arm around the dog, "but at least I can tell you aren't secretly just trying to get in my pants." 

Remus lowered his ears and whined, licking his cheek sadly. He was horny and flirty, sure, but he cared about Virgil! He didn't just want to get at that sweet, sweet ass! He wanted to have quiet moments like this too! 

Virgil lazily pushed him back by the snout and snorted, "Too much, Puppy. It's alright, I just have to get over my feelings before I let him try anything. It's not easy, he's such a great guy—energetic and upbeat, and sure he's unsettling sometimes, but he gets me. He knows how to shock me out of my panicking and he always manages to cheer me up when I'm down. I get all mushy when he smiles at me with this one calm grin he's got and I keep throwing insults because he makes me nervous. It's stupid how much I just want to hold him when he isn't interested in me that way. I'm an idiot for falling for my best friend and rambling about it to a dog I just met." 

Remus blinked up at him cutely, trying to will his eyes open with his mind. He needed Virgil to look at him! He would find a way to get Virgil to see that he wanted that too, that Virge wasn't an idiot—okay maybe he was for falling for the duke, but he was the good kind of idiot! 

Virgil didn't spare him a glance. Instead he scooped up the little dog and rolled onto his back. Remus squirmed in his grasp and managed to escape. 

"He has feelings for me!" Remus thought and stared at that sleepy emo. That snarky witty man was so important to him. He just wanted to kiss him all over and cling to him like a koala. Since he couldn't do that, he settled for giving him a few licks on the cheek and nose before settling down to sleep. He was happily surprised when Virgil leaned up and kissed his nose. 

"Don't tell anyone about that," he mumbled, "Can't let anyone think I went soft." Remus laughed in his head and got cozy. He wouldn't tell a soul not when he was special enough to see this side of Virgil.

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"Well isn't this precious!" 

Remus grunted and blinked away the remnants of sleep. He sent a half-hearted glare at the source of the cooing, and growled. Roman was standing there, more amused by his reaction. 

"You know, when she said she turned you into a dog I had no idea that her curse would be lifted so quickly!" 

"Lifted?" Remus grumbled, and froze. He could speak again! And someone was hugging him! 

"Yes! And now you're snuggling your true love! That would be the only way to break the curse, mind you, and I have never seen something so precious! And I've seen Janus blepping!" the prince practically squealed.

"True love? Who the hell would—?" Remus grumbled and checked to see who he was sleeping on. His face heated up at the sight of one incredibly peaceful emo. That's who the hell would love him. 

"Oh shit that wasn't just a dream!" he yelped, making Virgil hold him tighter. He squirmed and thrashed and escaped, only to fall on the floor with a thud. 

"What the hell?!" Virgil shouted and sat up abruptly. He took in his surroundings and his eyes landed on the happy prince. 

"Where is he?" Virgil snarled. Roman shrugged, despite his shit-eating grin. 

"Who are you looking for?" 

"Don't pull that shit, Roman. The Bichon Frise from Remus' side. Where is he?!" 

"He's on the floor, trying to process the implications of certain circumstances," Roman hummed, "So I'll let you two work things out while I make breakfast." He skipped off while Virge looked at the floor. Remus was on his back, staring at the ceiling in shock. 

"Okay so were you able to tell me you were a dog or did you just want to get too close?" 

"I couldn't talk. It was a curse," Remus said distantly, "A fairytale curse." He looked at Virgil, eyes wide and anticipating the worst. The emo's face twisted in thought and he studied the duke. Remus was flustered and in shock, and it took a lot to shock him. 

Oh.

Oh!

"Don't consider this an invitation to makeout whenever," he huffed and swung his legs around so his feet touched the ground. Remus blinked as Virge hoisted him up and cradled him on his lap.

"True love is weird," Remus mumbled, stunned and thrilled to be in those strong arms.

"So are you, Pup. But are you sure it's that?" 

"I hope so! You gave me your sandwich and cuddled me and you said those things about me! And I kinda have a giant heart boner for you! And a regular one! You have no idea how many horrible horrible things I would go through for you! I miss you so much and it hurts and I just want to be disgustingly sappy with you and then suck your—" 

"You mean it?" Virge asked shyly and looked away. It made Remus incredibly soft. 

"Yeah. Every word, Scare Bear," he said, "I didn't think you would be into me like that. I'm a mess and a menace. I was gonna keep my trap shut but then you told me all that stuff last night!" Virge winced and hid his face in his hands. 

"I won't tell a soul," Remus breathed and hugged his emo, "as long as you don't tell Patton I ate the cookie dough he left in the fridge." 

"That was mine, you ass," Virgil scoffed and hugged him back. 

"And it was as sweet and mouth watering as you!" he giggled, "and I won't tell a soul about that too, in exchange for a smooch!"

Virge snorted and leaned away from the hug. Remus stared at him questioningly and wiggled his mustache at the darker eyeshadow under Virgil's eyes. What did he have to be anxious about? 

And then Virge cupped his cheek and sighed, only to surge forward and kiss Remus with a flood of longing and passion. He had wanted to do that for some time, and Remus mirrored those feelings in full. The duke kissed back, getting lost in his true love. 

 Click

 "Isn't this precious! Patton is going to love having this in his scrapbook!" Roman squealed and put away his phone. Remus and Virgil jolted apart and glared at him. 

"PRINCEY!" 

Roman ran.

[aka-a-shii]

Catecholamines and Love || K. Tetsuro

Kuroo Tetsuro x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Should I elaborate everything if Kuroo is involve? Jk this is SFW!!!

A/N: I had to review my notes about the Central Nervous System for this HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I haven’t touched those review materials eversince review ended 🤣 I SERIOUSLY GOT BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH WRITING THIS ONE 💕 I also used a lot medical terms on here... SORRY!!!! 😩

I wrote this one bcs someone close to my heart asked of I could write for Kuroo 💕

Brief knowledge about CATECHOLAMINES:

Catecholamines are organic compounds which acts as neuromodulators in the CNS and are responsible in the release and modulation of hormones that are responsible for our moods. Mood hormones consists of Cortisol, Dopamine, Norepinephrine, Endorphin and Oxytocin

Cortisol = hormone released when you are stressed

*listen to this for the feelsssss

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Your eyes are fixated on the reading material in front of you. Finals are just right above the corner. And being in your third year, you better not screw the last finals of your high school journey. Notebooks, books and review materials sprawled all over the table and the two half-emptied coffee mugs long forgotten as you focused with what you are reading.

Too focused that you didn’t notice the two prying eyes glued on your figure from the person sitting across you.

“You looked gorgeous when you’re too focused like that.” Kuroo commented

This was kind of an unwritten tradition that you would study together for exams or even when you just like to study in advance for a quiz. You both enjoyed each other’s presence, even his snarky comments or his science puns. You just love it when he’s there, with you.

“Hmmm?” You look up to him with your brows knitted in confusion

He chuckled as he tucked stray strands of your long silky h/c hair behind your ear.

“Tetsu, I swear if you’re not studying, then what’s the point of staying up late?” You retorted as you looked away to hide your flustered face.

“Kitten!” He let out a small gasp. “I’m studying! Swear! I just can’t stop myself looking at you when you’re that focused.” He paused. “You look so damn gorgeous!” And there goes his signature cheshire grin.

You threw a highlighter to him. “Kuroo Tetsuro! I-I swear to god stop that!”

He laughed as he gave you back your highlighter. “Okay princess, I’ll stop.”

Your adjusted your glasses as you turn your attention back to your review material, but you can totally see from your peripheral vision that Kuroo is still staring at you. This time you just let him do so.

“Did you know that there are chemicals responsible for our moods?” He asked out of the blue.

You turned to him, intrigued of what he was about to say. “Hmmm... Is this one of you science puns just to excuse yourself from studying??”

“No, Kitten, its the real deal!” He retorted

“Okay, let me hear that Mr.Smarty Pants” you replied as you removed your glasses and rested your chin on your palm, giving Kuroo your full attention.

He clears his throat before he continues. “The chemicals are called Catecholamines. They help regulate our hormones which are responsible for our moods...”

You can’t deny the fact that Kuroo is definitely smart and knows his science too well. And its making him look more damn sexy.

“Hormones responsible for our moods, includes, dopamine, cortisol, norepinephrine, endorphin and oxytocin..” he continues.

You nodded in response.

“Dopamine is the one responsible when you’re attracted to someone.” He looked into your eyes which made you blush. “And oxytocin is the one responsible when you’re in love.” He added

“And I think my hypothalamus is excreting a lot of dopamine and oxytocin right now.” He reached for your cheeks and pinched it lightly.

Your cheeks are heating up to its limits as of the moment. Why on earth is Kuroo using science to flirt during studying? And why are you even questioning this? Of course he would! He’s Kuroo Tetsuro! Your flirty, smart-ass boyfriend!

He moved closer to where you are seated. “I told you. I was studying. See?” His voice now with a hint of teasing

You removed your face from his touch and laughed nervously. “Seriously Tetsu. Enough...”

“But you like it. Am I wrong kitten?” And he grabbed your chin.

“I am not yet done with the facts baby.”

He leaned closer only a few centimeters from your face. His breath fanning against you lips. “And did you know that you release oxytocin when kissing?” He breathed and then captured your lips in a passionate kiss

The kiss left you both breathless and gasping for air. He rested his forehead against yours briefly before finally pulling away as he stared at your flustered face.

“That is why oxytocin is called the ‘love hormone’, princess” You finally faced him not minding how you totally look at that time and gave his chest a slap.

“Now! How do you think will I focus on studying?”

He lets out a breathy laugh

“Then better! We can do more things while inserting some science facts!”

You scoffed

“Oh! One more thing! Did you know that during sex you-“

You didn’t even let him finish what he was about to say as you pushed him hard away from you.

“KUROO TETSURO! I SWEAR I’M GONNA HIT YOU FOR REAL IF YOU DON’T STOP!”

He just laughed and returned to his previous position and hugged you.

“Sorry Kitten. I was just teasing” He said as he kissed you on the cheek

“You are making me release a lot of cortisol right now instead of dopamine and oxytocin” You remarked

“Your face says otherwise, princess”

You just smiled, not denying that you are still blushing so hard from his words and actions.

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@gabbywubby @madskaay @mrs-kuroojinguji @turquoiselace @churochuu @tsukeijii

I forgot to add a song 😭

[the-fiction-witch]

I Hate You

TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY X READER RATING: FUNNY + FLIRTY + KINDA SEXY

REQUESTED:

maybe a snarky girl who plays competitive poker, and is benny's 'rival' outside of chess, and there's a lot of sexual tension between them. They keep meeting when they go to competitions and in the scene where Beth and Benny are at a bar, they get drunk and have sex,

I got my things together putting my wallet in my pocket and grabbing my hat from the hook locking up my apartment heading out into the darkening new york streets checking the time on my watch and hurting across town though the subway till at last, I arrived at the little house I usually go to nowadays. I went up to the door and rang the bell waiting around a moment until it opened

"Benny! Hey man" Luke smiled as I opened the door

"Hey, Luke" I smiled "I take it I'm the first one here?" I asked as he let me in leading me to his backroom where the poker table he bought sat with all the chairs and lights on, the small jukebox in the corner already playing sweet music.

"No Second actually" He laughs as we went inside

Second? who would get here before me? and then I saw her.

Sat on her usual chair, Her tight black jeans hugged her curves, a red belt with a buckle of some sort of quartz. her orange and black striped sleeveless button-down tight to her skin so much her bra was obvious below it, Her bright red lipstick shock to her pale skin, her eyeliner sharp enough you could cut yourself on it, Her Y/h/c Hair in a long plait that came across the left side of her head and down her right shoulder the orange and black striped fabric the same as her shirt serving as a tie in her hair to keep stray hairs from her eyes. The tattoo of a highly detailed dragon swirling up her arm its tail at her below and it's head on her shoulder she glances to me as I came in and slightly chuckled to her self.

"Ohh it's you" I sighed going to my usual chair across the table from her putting my hat and jacket on the chair

"And it's you" she sighed crossing her arms "How's being a little chess nerd working our for you watts?"

"Just fine thank you Y/l/n" I answered "You've been doing well, I read about the Northan national"

"did you now?" she smiled "You keeping an eye on my watts?"

"It's wise to keep an eye on your competition"

"Is it?"

"Sports Illustrated was it?"

"yes" I answered sitting down finding with a couple of the coins already on the table

"Nothing to do with me having my tits out on the cover did it?" she smirked

"No"

"Course, not Watts" she winked "Saw you in there a couple of months back... a little wordy"

"You know for a fact the change what you say"

"I know, but maybe they were trying to help" she laughed

"You two want something to drink?" Luke asked as he had been stood in the doorway listening to us passive-aggressively fight with each other.

"Double whiskey on the rocks luke, Watt's will have a baby drink because he thinks if he's sober he can somehow beat me when I'm drunk" she smirked "Even if he can't"

"Give me a beer Luke," I told him so he nodded and left

"Somebodies confident tonight?" she smirked "or have you just given up with beating me and accepted you're going to lose"

"I just want a drink"

"sure you do Watts"

"Scared you're gonna loose?"

"Scared I'll still beat you?"

Luke returned with our drinks and soon enough everyone else turned up to play and luke sat and dealt the cards out but before anyone could touch them he glared at us both "go on, We don't start until. You know the rules"

"This is childish luke" I sighed

"Yeah and you're in my house and I'm sick of you too fighting or flirting or whatever the hell it is you two do," He says

"We're Not flirting!" We both yelled

"Now or neither of you plays" He orders

She sighed leaning back on her chair crossing her arms over her chess pouting "I like your hair Benny" she says not even looking at me

"Thank you" I answered going to pick up my cards

"You too" Luke warns

"Your shirt is pretty" I sighed

"Thank you" she nodded

"Alright we can play now," Luke said everyone picked up their cards starting to play.

I made a few hundred dollars over the course of the night biting my tongue trying not to say anything to her and trying not to reveal anything about my cards, not that trying to read her was any help her poker face was incredible she never revealed anything, Every time anyone even tried to go up against her she shot them down again I hated her, but I couldn't avoid her she and Luke had been friends for years and I did rather like hanging out with luke, I hated anytime I saw her she made my blood boil and in some ways, I think she knew she did it to me, and I think I did it to her too. we mutually hated and were slightly repulsed by the other unfortunately it was unavoidable to see one another. Esspcaily at championships. She plays Poker Proffessioanly at the competitive level, Highest ranked poker player in the US, and as I held the US chess Champion title we often came across each other as we did work much in the same world, that and places tended to double up if a casino was doing a chess competition they usual where also doing a poker at the same time or it would cross over by a day or two stop people leaving the hotels and areas.

"Read and weep boys" She smirked showing her cards making everyone else groan I looked to her cards and smirked to myself a little

"Not so fast Y/l/n" I smirked showing her mine I had beaten her for fucking once I actually beat her. She looked and smiled to herself

"Fair enough watts. You win" She smiled "Excuse me, a lady has to power her nose" she smiled getting up and heading out the room

"How the fucking hell did you beat her?" Luke asks

"I don't know, maybe she's slipping or something" I shrug I didn't care how I did It I just cared I did it. I gathered up what I had won getting sorted to go as it was getting late she came back and got her stuff too getting ready to go, Luke bid us both goodbye at the door and we walked down his steps to the street together

"Congrats Watts, Your getting better"

"Cheers, You're still better than me though"

"and I always will be" she smiled "Shall I be seeing you in Vegas next month?"

"Maybe, I don't know yet, why do you ask?"

"Curious"

"Are you keeping an eye on me Y/l/n?"

"Maybe I am" she smirked as she got to her Bike "You wanna ride?"

"No thanks, you get home"

"If your sure Watts" she shrugs getting on her bike and slipping on her helmet "hey watts?"

"Yeah?" I asked as I was about to go

"Your not that much worse than me, Your smart boy. You're better at chess then you are poker"

"We're out of luke's you don't have to be nice to me"

"I'm not allowed to compliment you outside of Lukes?" she laughs

"I think... you're always going to be better than me, and much more beautiful than me"

"You bet your ass I'm more beautiful then you watts" she smirked "But your not that bad looking watts. I do like your hair" she shrugs

"Thanks" I smiled

"Well done on that game, You did better then I thought you would I underestimated you" she smiled grabbing my shirt but before I could react her soft, beautiful, red cola scented lips were on mine she kissed me so hard and so passionately I could barely think straight I kissed back my brain not responding but my body working on its own to kiss her back, I never wanted to stop kissing her my hands moving to her waist gently moaning into her mouth till she pulled back and pushed me away taking my breath away as she did "I won't make that mistake again benny" she smirked starting the bike up and speeding off down the dark road and out of my view

"whoa..." Was all I could force out my eyes a little blurry from my bewilderment the taste of cola on my lips now too, as I got back my breath. I hurried home not wanting to get the crazies on the subway locking the door of my apartment and leaning on it a moment "What the fuck was that about?" I asked to myself. I had some water to stop a hangover and stripped off getting into bed my arm behind my head as I looked up at the ceiling, My head always plays though chess or even poker sometimes when I've been playing it lately but... not tonight. Tonight I couldn't escape that kiss, No girl in the world has ever made me think like this, no kiss I've ever had as done this to me. "What the fucking hell is wrong with me?" I asked myself in the dark and quiet of my apartment "What the hell have you done to me y/n?"

I stood pondering a moment looking at time and people on these notes,

"How are you doing watts?" I heard beside me and I didn't even look I knew who it was and in some ways, I didn't want to look at her. I had seen her a few times since our last poker game at Lukes and In all honesty, I had been avoiding her. it was months ago but I couldn't get that stupid kiss out of my head, I couldn't deny I had been thinking about it and... her a lot more then I should have been. I didn't wanna see her, I didn't wanna hear her, I didn't want to have anything to do with her... But I couldn't stop myself crawling back.

"Hey Y/l/n" I answered trying desperately not to look at her

"You okay?"

"Fine"

"You sure watts?"

"I'm fine"

"Sure you are," she smiled "You playing today?" she asks as I felt her fingers slightly touching my hand

"No, I'm watching though," I told her moving my hand into my pocket

"Are you sure your okay?" she asked

"I'm fine y/l/n, Its been a long day"

"I know, I was... keeping an eye on you" she smiled

"You where?"

"Ummm, I went down to the championship this morning. Had a little watch." she explained "When you play chess, you're a lot easier to read then when you play poker"

"That's because people aren't trying to read you as much in chess"

"True, Maybe when I'm done. You can give me a game"

I looked to her in shock seeing her stood beside me in a tight blue silk dress that hugged every inch of her body, black seamed stockings and blue heels, her hair done into an updo tied around her head with her plait, her usual bright red lipstick and a pair of blue pointed sunglasses.

"Hey" she smiled

"Hey, You've never wanted to play chess with me before"

"yeah well... I wanna see what you're like watts" she smiled "Ohh what US champion scared some little poker girl might beat him?"

"No, Would think you'd be scared. I've beaten you at your game don't you think I'll destroy you at mine?"

"Maybe you will, Maybe I want you to destroy me" she smirked I stood silently a little in shock "Relax Watts, I'm just messing with you"

"Right, messing with me" I nodded "what's with the glasses?"

"It makes you harder to read," she says "and I have a hangover"

"maybe shouldn't have been drinking"

"Maybe you should shut up," she says "You would be shit at professional poker"

"why?"

"Because you give away in your face, a lot more then you think you do" she smiled "If your still around when I'm done I'll take you to the bar, My treat," she says "See you around Benny"

"Yeah Uhh see you around y/l/n" I nodded as she walked off to the tournament.

I got myself a cola and headed to the tournament taking a seat close to the table so I could see her as she sat there with her sunglasses still playing with her necklace, people left and everything else going on but I couldn't keep my eyes off her. And I watched her win getting up and taking her winning cheque and doing a little press stuff, I went off to the bar getting a couple of beers and soon enough she turned up sitting on the still beside me

"Congrats, I got you a beer," I told her

"Thanks" she smiled taking the drink and taking her glasses off putting them into hr handbag "You Like watching?"

"It was good" I shrug "You're pretty good"

"Thanks," she smiled "I wanted to talk to you"

"about what?"

"Do you think it's weird?"

"What's weird?" I asked having some beer

"That we do something for a living that most people do for fun? that we take it so seriously?

"It's our jobs Y/l/n"

"Maybe we should get real jobs"

"why do you say that? you just won sixty grand?"

"Yeah well, maybe I just wanna take the money buy some little house up in new york and... I don't know to live my life" she explained having some more beer

"What makes you think you're not living your life? You like poker don't you?"

"Of course I do"

"Are you happy?"

"enough"

"Then why don't you wanna do it anymore?"

"I don't know. Bullshit I guess" she shrugs "What about you? You ever think you'll stop?"

"Nope,"

"Your US champion Watts, When will you stop?"

"When its the world" I shrug "When I'm world champion, A grandmaster,"

"What About life?" she asks getting another round as we had finished our beers

"That is my life"

"what about, Girls, A house, kids?"

"I don't know... guess I've never really thought about it"

"I want a baby," she says suddenly "Someday, Us Poker champion isn't all I wanna be benny. My job doesn't define me, I still wanna be a mother, a wife, and a Poker champion"

"Lucky guy, have a wife like you"

"Umm... I don't think it'll happen"

"why not?"

"Guys don't like me"

"I like you"

"You hate me watts" she laughs "Don't jizz in my mouth and tell me it's ice cream I'm not stupid"

"I don't hate you," I told her "You frustrate me it's different"

"why do I frustrate you?"

"Because you're smarter than me" I laughed "and you know you're smarter than me, Few people in the world hold that distinction y/l/n let alone girls" I explain "You Frustrate me because you're smarter than me, you can play me, your head works faster than me, you're just... you're you. and it's frustrating"

"See you hate me"

"I don't hate you, I said that you frustrate me never that I hated you," I told her "I like you Because you Frustrate me. You're the only girl in the world who makes me do what you do"

"Diddo Watts"

"What?"

"Your the only boy in the world who can put me off. Your smart, and you know it. You can manipulate me if you wanted to" she laughs "I like you, because you're infuriating to be around"

"What do you mean?"

"I hate you so much... that I  like you okay."

"Yeah, I feel the same about you"

"Sure you do" she smirked going to take another drink but I held her bottle

"Enough, Don't want another hangover" I warn her

"I'm not that drunk," she says snatching it from me

"You know what I mean"

"But not why you care" she smiled at me sipping her drink

"why did you kiss me?"

"Humm?"

"Why did you kiss me? Last time at Luke's?"

"It was funny"

"You kissed me because it was funny?"

"Yeah, You think you have such a poker face its kinda adorable. I like making you squirm sometimes Its funny. I like messing with you"

"So you kissed me, To mess with me?"

"Kinda"

"Thanks" I sighed having more beer

"hey? Why do you care why I kissed you?"

"I don't know why I give a shit. I just do"

"Did you like kissing me?"

"Yeah" I answered, "Did you like kissing me?"

"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't" she smiled fixing my hair a little "I still like your hair"

"Yeah sure you do"

"Your not that bad looking Benny"

"Thanks" I laughed

"Really you're not that bad"

"You think so?"

"Umm, You'll make a pretty chess girl very happy ... someday"

"I don't want a chess girl"

"Why not?"

"We'd just argue and spend our lives at a chessboard competing against each other"

"I thought chess was your life?"

"it is... Doesn't mean I want it to be forever"

"What kinda girl would you want then?"

"I don't know, someone who thinks like me, someone who is smarter than me, Somone who knows what she's doing and knows what she wants, Someone who maybe... isn't a chess girl, but not too far away from it"

"Someone like me?"

"Someone like you" I answered, "what about you?"

"A boy whos... smart but not too smart. Confident, Dependable, who thinks like me and can bring in some decent money, shooting straight that's very important." she explained "Now a Poker boy... but Not too far away either"

"Someone like me?"

"If you like benny" she smiled as she got another round for us "You wouldn't marry me"

"why wouldn't I?"

"Because we hate each other, we frustrate each other. The honeymoon we'd end up killing each other"

"scared you're going to fall in love with me?"

"Scared you might actually marry me?"

"I bet you I can stand you long er then you can stand me"

"I bet you can't be around me longer then I can be around you"

"I bet you wouldn't take all night with me?"

"I bet you wouldn't take having sex with me?"

"I Know You wouldn't be able to take marrying me"

"I'll call your fucking Bluff Watts."

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

When I Woke Up I was confused and really hungover. I opened my eyes seeing the hotel room ceiling I sat up rubbing my eyes trying desperately to remember what the fuck happened last night. the bed was a mess, my body naked below the sheets, there were clothes and shoes all over the room an empty champagne bottle on the table. I glanced to myself int he vanity mirror across the room seeing my hair a mess my neck and chest covered in love bites and red lipstick "Ughhh the fuck happened last night" I groaned rubbing my face again

"Ummm" I heard groan from the other side of the bed Oh great I took some bimbo back to my- I looked and noticed it wasn't some vegas girl... it was her.

"AAAAHHh!" I screamed in shock falling out the bed

"Owww!! fuck what the hell was that about!" I heard her yell as I clearly woke her up

"what the fuck are you doing in my hotel room!" I yelled from the floor looking at hr wrapped up in the sheets

"... that is an excellent question what am I doing in your hotel room?"

"I asked you first"

"Wait... are you also naked?"

"yes, Are you naked?"

"Yes" she nods

"Ohh shit" I sighed climbing back into bed to cover myself up

"We got drunk and fucked didn't we?"

"I think we did yeah"

"great" she sighed rubbing her eyes even if she looked a little like a panda from her makeup smudging in her sleep luckily all her lipstick as gone from the look of it onto me. "Benny..."

"Yeah y/n?"

"Why is this on my finger?" she asks showing me her hand she was wearing my ring!

"Ohh no... do you remember at the bar?"

"I do... just, I don't remember after the bar I assume we came up here and had sex"

"I don't think we did"

"What do you mean?

"Firstly, the clothes on the floor are not what we were wearing at the bar. secondly, you're wearing my ring, and thirdly This is actually neither of our hotel rooms... We're in the honeymoon suite"

"Ohh for god sake! I didn't just fuck you I fucking married you!"

"How drunk we're we?"

"Not that drunk!"

"It has to be a mistake, maybe we faked it or something," I said getting up slipping my underwear on to look around this place trying to find some answers but right on the vanity table with my wallet and her handbag was a marriage certificate "Nope.. this us uhh this is real. We got married"

"How did we get married in one night?"

"Vegas y/n"

"Good point, how do we know its not a joke?"

"Well the certificate looks real, and the address from the place looks real, and the fact there is a photo here kinda helps"

"There is?"

"yep," I told her as I found the photo on the table of us together we looked so happy we were kissing it looked like we were going to have sex the second after the picture was taken I handed it to her and she sighed even more so I sat back on the bed again

"Here this is yours," she says giving me my ring back

"Thanks." I said taking it back "We got married on a bet? Out of pure spite that the other wouldn't go through with it"

"That does sound like something we would do" she sighed getting out of bed and starting to get dressed "so? What do we do about it?"

"What do you mean?"

"We're married. The fuck do we do about it?" she asks "Get it annulled? get divorced?" she suggested

"We could... just stay married?"

"what?" she laughs

"You said, you wanted a life. that you wanted a boy like me, I said I wanted a girl like you. I wouldn't mind staying married to you"

"Are you kidding watts?"

"No, We're already married. might as well stay married"

"What and have a life... with you?"

"I have an apartment, you have your bike, we have our jobs... why not? better then trying to fix this"

"You actually wanna stay married to me?"

"What scared you might fall in love with me? scared you might like being Mrs Watts? Scared you might actually like being married to me and having our smart little babies?"

"Scared you'll like being my husband? Scared you might actually love me? Scared you'll put a fucking baby in your little wifey?"

"Stay married to me, I fuckin dear you"

"I guarantee you I can stay married to you much longer then you can stay married to me, I bet in six mon this you'll be begging me for a divorce"

"Six months? You won't last a week"

"try me!"

"yeah! come back to bed then Wifey" I smirked to her

"No, I think I'll make my hubby a coffee" she smirked putting my jeans on even if she was still topless

"Umm that would be heavenly my little wifey" I smirked, "You really gonna steal my jeans?"

"I'm your wife benny, what's your is mine" she smirked "Plus they look better on me anyway" she smiled wiggling her butt at me

"fine, Then I am going to buy my new wifey a honeymoon present out fo your poker money"

"Fine, then I'll start planning on how I'm going to move all of your chess tuff in your apartment to make space for all my items"

"Then I'll ride your motorbike"

"Then I'll drive your car"

"Then I'll walk around naked"

"Then I'll make you eat me out four hours, and make you stop wearing condoms so you get me pregnant, and give birth to three beautiful little chess hating, poker playing daughters"

"Then I'll keep getting you pregnant till you give birth to a smart ass chess genius boy"

"I hate you" she smiled sitting on the bed now dressed

"I hate you too" I smiled giving her a kiss.