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i have never felt this much angry i’m tearing up and want to murder my dad
#how dare he say that to me#all i’ve been doing these past two weeks was declittering the house#i have cleaned out the entire bathroom and the goddamn kitchen so that theres space and everything has its own place#and there’s no expired things#and now there is an actual space to put groceries inside#and today i wanted to do the komoda in our dining room which btw doubles as his home office but also is on the middle of the goddamn house s#so you Have to go through it to go anywhere right#and he just asked if i’m finishing the cleanup now so i sad No cause i work 6 more hours - so after work#and he has the halls to get mad at me that i half as stuff and that the vacuum will be out here for the next two days cause i won’t do it#and that i left a crystal vase on the dining table for two weeks now and haven’t touched it like I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO DO EVEYTHING ALL AT#once okay!!! i will do it don’t talk to me like that#and going back to the dining room being his office it means every flat space is covered with his documents and i mean every#it’s the messiest shot ever cause he doesn’t think to keep it clean#and i’m the one that makes the mess#and now he tells me not to throw things cause i put down the remote loudly like i will do as i freaking please cause i’m furious and he has#ruined my good mood#all he has done after me cleaning is be mad that he can’t find things like i haven’t moved anything nowhere he just doesn’t even bother to#search if he doesn’t see smth immediately he gets mad and says we always hide stuff from him to annoy him#absolutely no gratitude from either of my parents i hate it here more often than not
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His son's children
When Alfred looked into the security video of the front gates, he froze for a moment. Taking in the image of the two children there. One was a tall, red haired girl with a teal headband, confident but with a look of wary in her eyes. Behind the girl was a younger boy, black haired and wearing a NASA shirt, appearing to be reluctant like what they were doing was a bad idea. Alfred's stomach dropped just a little when he saw the boy and his familiar features.
A second later worry flitted accross his face, but still, because of protocol, he asked them for their reason for this surprise visit. No one expected any visitors this late, and Alfred knew if he looked over his shoulder, he would find one of the children snooping, trying to find out who their visitor could be.
Yet when he heard the girls request to see him, not Bruce Wayne, but him, Alfred Pennyworth, his stomach dropped even more. Knowing now for sure that he hadn't seen wrong with the boy's features. He buzzed them in, while his mind remembered old cherished memories of two you black haired toddlers playing together, growing up together until that one day. When he chose to stay and his significant other chose to leave. Sometimes, he wondered if Bruce still remembered the one that could have been a brother to him if things had gone different.
He doesn't regret his decision, but when he looked at the two worn-out children, no his own grandchildren, before him he mourned the fact that he had let his own son become astranged from him and Bruce. Having believed it to be the best with what Bruce had started to get up to.
But maybe it wasn't to late to make amends he thought as the young girl, clearly of the same vibes as Richard, like someone who had grown up to fast and taking on responsibilities that shouldn't be theirs, tried to explain that they won't call him grandpa if it made him uncomfortable and that they would only need a place to stay for a couple of days before they could move on.
Alfred's heart broke for them as he listened to the girls, Jasmine's hurried explanation.
During her explanation, he studied them more closely. Marveling at how much the boy, Daniel, looked like him when he had been younger. But also noticing the clear signs of injury he was trying to hide. He suppressed a huff, years of taking care of his reckless charges and other grandchildren, and their wounds had made him an expert in spotting these things. But it also gave him a sickening feeling. The injuries Daniel tried to hide did not appear like your average kind of injuries.
They were going to stay, Alfred would make sure of it and he would also let Bruce know of his findings. There was clearly more to his grandchildren sudden appearance than Jasmin was willing to explain.
Whatever endangered his grandchildren from his own estranged son. He would ensure that nothing would hurt them ever again.
His granddaughter did not need to list reasons to convince him to let them stay for a couple of days. And his grandson did not need to look this cautious and wary of him like someone was going to attack him any second.
Alfred was going to give them a home if his son couldn't. And if Bruce had a problem with it, he could take it up with his children. Clearly, if he looked over his shoulder at the noisy little ones, all of his other grandchildren could see that these two before him needed a home to stay.
Besides from the looks of it, they would fit right in with this family.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#crossover#dcxdp#alfred pennyworth#jazz fenton#the fentons are about to expirence tha familial love the batfam shares with Alfred#jazz and Danny are Alfreds actual grandchildren#jack is alfreds son who went estranged#the fenton siblings needed help#and a place to temporarily stay#jazz found information on their grandfather#danny still things thats a bad idea#well alfred was not about to let his grandchildren go now that they sought him out#prompt idea#random early morning thoughts#feel free to use
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Being a Crow is hard when you have to behave in front of your gentleman...
#The worst thing is that I want to get along with Lucanis too#But it seems that the two of them have very different points of view#This template is already expired but I needed to do it lol#emmrich volkarin#dragon age emmrich#emmrich x rook#dragon age rook#Rook Aria#Aria de Riva#dragon age the veilguard#Dragon age#da4 emmrich#da4#my art
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Why the hell does expired, unexposed Kodachrome of all things command a premium
“Yes please, I want the film you can’t develop properly. Yes I’m just going to do it as black and white. What? Why would I buy expired Tri-x instead?”
#film photography#I know this one is a little inside baseball so here’s the skinny#expired unexposed film can still be shot it just responds differently to color and light#slide films in particular get cool results#Kodachrome is a slide film#but it also used an extremely complex process where the dyes were added to the film during development#instead of the dye being latent in the film and brought out by development#the long and short of it is that the last lab in the world that could do Kodachrome (a k a K14 process)#stopped doing so in 2010#you can still develop Kodachrome as black and white though#since it basically is#but the thing that made Kodachrome cool was the way it responded to color#so I’m not sure what the point is#who knows#maybe I’ll try it#just not for $25 a roll
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Hi everyone, my INPRNT shop has had a long-overdue update, and most of the FE and Persona art (and some other fandoms!) I made in the past 2-3 years are available. Please check it out if you're interested!
✨ https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/anocurry
You can use the code LLGGVQ until 12 Nov to get a 15% discount if your order is $30 or more. The code stacks with any promotion INPRNT is holding! Thank you for looking :D
#inprnt#inprnt update#omg this is so overdueee i remember stating i'd update in july and it's already oct T__T I HAD SO MUCH HAPPENING IRL....#but things are settling down thankfully (hope it stays that way lol)#im super thankful to the folks who visit my inprnt! thank you for the support 🥺🥺#and hope everyone has been doing well!#i plan to extend the promo past Nov so i'll update with a new code when the current one expires!
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I really like Machete and Vasco, but I was wondering how many more OCs you have? I remember seeing some kind of dog deity on your twitter account and I've been wondering who it was ever since. 🤔
You can find most if them in my toyhouse! I still haven't added some of the most recent ones, like Ludovica.
My stats there seem to claim I have 97 characters listed, but none of them are as developed and active as Machete and Vasco. Many have just a design and a couple of core traits.
Unfortunately I can't say which one you might've seen back in twitter.
#answered#anonymous#it's a big number but listen#in a world where so many things cost money or other resources#coming up with little dog creatures for fun is 100% free and unobstructive and harmless#if anything it makes you stretch your brain creatively a little and stuff like that is good for you#and even if I want to put focus on just two of them right now it's not like the rest are a limited time thing#they won't expire like an opened can of mayonnaise left in the fridge for too long
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happy pride month everyone
my tits just got an expiration date
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quick question—how in hell are you in college and also simultaneously using toon boom. like how can you afford both those things atm
it's included in my tuition, same with maya and adobe products! I'm not paying for them straight up lol
#but yeah normally I would not be able to afford those things! They're just kind of essential when you're getting a degree in animation#it's gonna be a sad day when my licence expires </3#ask
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Initial drawings of that old man… I literally, I haven’t finished reading the book of bill yet!!! I had to stop and take a break for a week to feverishly draw fanart of myself petting fords floofy hair and giving him attention and shit…!!!! The urge was too great….!! I’ve literally. I had a crush on this guy the instant he was first REVEALED in the show, but I did not have the artistic prowess to draw good looking old men back then… but I do now… thank god… thank fucking god
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#self ship#self insert#si x canon#it me#doodles#I got a haircut! so my hair looks different now.. as haircuts tend to do lol#anyway… yeah… I LOVE HIM… GRAHHFJH#the confirmation that he rlly is just sad and lonely and insecure and craving attention and validation#OHH FORD BBY.. WE R THE SAME#like… ghghg i loved him already just w his prickly nerdy outer shell but knowing more about the vulnerable center is GREAT. ITS AWESOME#also hes a smart nerdy guy who can do science and expirements and shit which is ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS FOR A CHARACTER TO DO#u kno im all about scientists….#I couldn’t draw ship art back then 1 cuz I didn’t kno how to draw old men and 2 cuz I was like 13 lol… which would have been wierd#but I’m an ADULT NOW. GET OVER HERE FORD#also it didn’t even rlly cross my mind TO draw that stuff cuz even tho I did love ford#self ship and x reader sorta stuff was not NEARLY as popular back then.. like I specifically remember it like. booming in popularity#at some point. but being pretty rare before that. anyway. thank u passage of time and trends and new gravity falls book for introducing#me back to fictional man I love. so I can now draw myself smooching him and shit#hell yeah.#13 is probably not actually correct I do not remember exactly which year fords reveal was in…#but I was probably older then 13.. but still#the point remains lol.#also omg. the bit in the book w the goth moth. ‘ur probably into this sorta thing right?’#I AM INTO THAT SORTA THING FORD. thank u book of bill for being written specifically @ me. the immersion it’s great.#like ur so right ford I AM edgy and goth how’d u guess that tee hee. eyelash flutter#aLSO PLS IGNORE MY FINGER BEING IN FRAME IN THE LAST PIC. I was drawing in a tiny bound sketchbook#so I had to hold the paper down to keep it flat. and. I didn’t feel like censoring my fucking. pinkie finger out of the image
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MAY I PRESENT TO YOU:
SPOCK ON HIS SPOLIDAYS (Spock holidays)
#star trek#spock#He had a nice relaxing time and saw many things <3 (dw spock did not eat the souvlaki)#not me posting this almost a month after coming back T_T#i will never be mad at films making britain be completely grey again#no one judge my stupid bloo passport my old one expired and i changed my name so i missed out on the pre brexit ones when i updated it :(#at least it was before chazza was king so i still dont have to acknowledge him#mouse rambles#star trek meme folder
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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.
like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?
and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!
so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.
shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.
it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.
……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.
#and the Family thinks that someone assassinated him#but his siblings know that he rlly was just too careless TT#not sure if someone has done this already but here#shen yuan mafia au#except its not??? technically????#imagine sqq and sqh are forced back into the modern world and airplane is like wtf. wdym you were this rich this whole time.#and it clicks for him immediately that sy’s family is involved in organized crime#sketchy recognizes sketchy. airplane was never a fan of commiting felonies but living another life as sqh gave him that sixth sense#or smth like that idfk lol#something something sy/sqq has always needed a chaperone cause hes so fucking reckless#first it was his siblings and now its lbh lqg mf yqy and that doctor guy i forgot his acronyms rip#svsss#svsss au#scum villian self saving system#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#scumbag system#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#airplane shooting towards the sky#mxtx svsss#svsss ideas#svsss shitpost#also i keep seeing different things about how sy died..?#because when i first read svsss i thought he died in a fit of rage#but then ppl said that he choked on his food while finishing pidw#and then i heard other things about how he ate expired food???? like a bao bun or a dumpling or ramen idk#so i decided to go with expired food cause lbh would NEVER let him die like that lol
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TOUCH in the lord of the rings: a musical tale.
(or: a demonstration of how the watermill's LOTR musical was the claspiest of shows. it's all about the hands!!!)
for the watermill anniversary creative celebration !
#LOTR musical#the lord of the rings: a musical tale#lord of the rings musical#gifs by me#i've included a mix of uh. emotions here#but the MVP is.....#boromir's thumb against aragorn's hand!!!#make some noise for boromir's thumb against aragorn's hand everybody. i am Feeling Things like i was actually losing it a bit#like boromir SIR are you trying to offer a comorting touch while you are Literally Expiring????? im on the floor im weeping and wailing#anyway i did use some audience video i found public on youtube link in the replies if you want to watch#now yes there are moments that i know about that i. could not gif and therefore not include but IYKYK innit
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sales really aren't saling anymore. like besides the fact that everything is more expensive, so at best sales prices just bring you back to how much something cost like... last year--
i feel like actual, real sales are gone. i still remember when "bogo" meant buy one get one FREE not buy one get one 50% off. shit is now like buy FOUR get one free. like that is not a sale. that translates to just saying "buy five and we'll take 20% off." that's just bulk buying. that's a costco trip. that's overconsumption and hoarding.
even clearance sales are like "yeah, we've been trying to sell this shirt for like three months and no one wants it... still can't go lower than 40% off" like PLEASE kill yourself
#the only things that TRULY truly go on sale are like#nearly expired food#or dvds from 2007#like...............#anyways throwing this post into a queue#cause i'ev posted too much today#lets see how many weeks it takes for this to post
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#this is why we can't have nice things#fight the patriarchy#lies and the lying liars who tell them#smash the patriarchy#back alley abortions#abortion rights#abortion#abortion is healthcare#abortion is a human right#abortion is a right#abortion is essential#abortion is self defense#abortion is normal#literally a clump of cells#clump of cells#fetus#a fetus is not a child#a fetus is not a baby#pro choice#no restrictions on abortion#abortion without apology#consent#consent is sacred#consent has no expiration date#abortion is not a debate#bodily autonomy#consent to pregnancy#quora answers#quora.com#quora
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my headcanon for the plate numbers in their rooms is that they're from old cars they wrecked bc they are dogshit drivers
see:
#i know it's to create an ingame boundary but who the fuck parks at a curb (assholes)#also fairy literally had to remind them that their license was expiring so#the front of their car when they have to drive through a road bump: 😬#zenless zone zero#zzzero#zzz phaethon#zzz wise#zzz belle#ok the funny thing is that they CAN park properly (lumina square) but they just choose to be menaces where there aren't any cops#mewmew doesn't count as a cop that thing is an eldritch god who bestows epilepsy chips to do-gooders
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raise your hand if you saw this coming
#puffer legacy#the sims 4#ts4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#sims 4#simblr#plgen4#haru terzi#joe perez#yekaterina gachev#ilya petrovsky#yes katya is a lesbian#win for the girls#also i know it says sim info manager for that moodlet but it is because the damn thing expired before i could take a screenshot#but it was really there#also yeah joe asked to be friends with benefits
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