#and then with the truck

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[sniperct]

[weepingwidar]

Fidencio Fifield-Perez (Mexican, d.o.b. unknown) - The Garden (2023)

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

[saltpocket]

Freakish little beast

[singledigitsalary]

[kerasselyrian]

Its 3am and I just caught an escaped horse, which then galloped up a 3 mile lane with me running one arm on it one looped through the two belts I caught it with in the pitch black through mud and puddles and potholes, and then nearly got us both hit by a truck coming out of the lane. Oh and then a second horse escaped, got her in too somehow, and I can't stop hysterically laughing????? Like I can't breathe because I'm uncontrollably laughing?? The farmer didn't even say thanks, I nearly died at least three times and he didn't even say thanks???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[za1ka]

noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

[cpahlow]

[kirrbee]

*hours of my life wasted on putting sans in a hat (this really didnt have to take this long, but i think my dedication is comedic)

[kelpcakie]

As someone who sees cyber trucks (at least 3 different ones, distinguished by color and grime) fairly frequently, I'm really curious how often other people see them

[lovinglonerhybrid]

Optimus prime becomes a western highway ghost story.

If you’re driving in the dead of night along those long stretches of highway in the western US you might just encounter a lone big rig who will drive along side you for miles. The truckers will blow their horns as they recognize his custom paint and trailer the truck will slow its steady speed to match them. Those truckers with cbs say that there’s someone to talk to in there but he seams sad and lonely. No one ever sees him stop. Some say he’s an angel who will lead rescue workers to crashes at the dead of night. Those unfortunate enough to wander the highways at night tell story’s of the truck that stopped and got them somewhere warm and safe for the night only to wake in the morning with large sums of money in there pockets and a small note apologizing for the low sum. Children and parents smile as he always honks his horn when asked. The people of the western highways know when you see big red you’re always taken care of no matter who you are or where you came from.

[sugas6thtooth]