#and then they ride off into the sunset together

[a-very-tired-alchemist]

The old timey villain ties the damsel in distress to the train tracks, before the hero can run in to save the day, Russell gently scoops her up and they ride off into the sunset together

How does the MBTA clear snow off of the tracks?

Jet engine

[sorrydetka]

crazy that people really think gemma and mark are going to ride off into the sunset… imagine coming back from the dead to your husband who is so changed you cannot recognize him. like yall realize depression and alcoholism don’t go away when you get what you want right? it’s important to me that you know that.. he’s not HER mark anymore, he’s someone else entirely even if he hadn’t reintegrated. he’s beyond broken and he’s not going to be put back together

[crownmemes]

Criminal Sentences, Vol. 25

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I want to liberate your truest self: the beast that prowls around your heart."

"A wise man would walk away from this house and make a concerted effort to forget everything that occurred last night."

"We had an arrangement. You don't come here."

"Don't play games. I'm not in the mood."

"I'm not so easy to kill."

"I really want to apologise for, you know, the massive crime I've committed."

"The thing is, what you're asking, it isn't easy - and it sure isn't free."

"Are you worried I'm going to shoot him or something?"

"The next time you come in here without my permission, you and me are going to have a problem."

"Listen, I have just left a very enjoyable evening with some old friends to come and murder a hired contract killer for you, so let's tone down the judgement a tad, shall we?"

"I think if you wanted to kill me, you'd have done it already."

"Everyone has their weaknesses. Don't mind me as I find yours."

"You should know that I've had eyes on you recently, so I know everything."

"I've always been preternaturally inclined to violence. I was exposed to it from an early age."

"What were you trying to prove by doing this? Just showing me that you're good at sneaking into places you're not wanted? I already knew that!"

"I've tasted success, and it's a meal I now wish to devour."

"Holy christ, you're a morbid fuck!"

"I'll be sure to call next time I need someone threatened."

"You have no sense of the terrors I will bring onto you."

"You don't even know what you're dealing with, do you?"

"Some of us get harder as we get older, and some of us get soft."

"Who the hell are you to order me around?"

"You're not going to survive coming after me."

"People like you and me, we don't get to ride off into the sunset - but we get to stay around and watch the stars come out, and that's not nothing, I suppose."

"We don't have to trust each other, we don't even have to like each other, but we have to work together on this."

"You should be more afraid of me."

"Death excites you, doesn't it?"

"Do you have to enjoy my discomfort quite so much?"

"Because I murder with will and not like a blind animal, you think me a monster. Yet, how many corpse have you left in your wake?"

"If you want my help, you'll do as I ask."

"Do not fool yourself; you cannot lie to me."

"You're a very suspicious person."

"Do you still have that rocket launcher?"

"Do you carry a knife everywhere now?"

"You offer me a normal life. Why do you think I want that anymore?"

"Why are you consulting with that traitor?"

"That's really not the legal loophole you think it is."

"I just realised what you're most afraid of."

[ineedyoutotellmeyouloveme]

wilson’s smile when he finds house sitting on those steps, really alive, and asking wilson how he wants to spend the rest of his life… yeah

[dogzcats]

I'm dead, Wilson. How do you wanna spend your last 5 months?

[456x001]

i dislike it when people assume shippers have a lower understanding of the show just because they enjoy indulging in the potential dynamic of a romantic relationship between two characters.

in fact i’d very much argue the opposite. i’d argue that being invested in analyzing the complex dynamic between gi hun and in ho alongside their intricacies as individual characters gives us a much deeper understanding of the show than most.

through these deep analyses we are able to grasp why and how things play out the way they do on screen in a way that a lot of people would miss. we see things that would be very hard to pick on without having put in the work of really sitting with these characters and figuring out what makes them tick.

[theoryandahalf]

wait what's the announcement ?

you cant just scare me, please?

Sorry friend, I was waiting to see if Team Theorist was going to make a formal announcement. Some folks on Twitter found this on Jason's LinkedIn page:

The fact that he posted this but Team Theorist hasn't said anything means either he wants to leave quietly without much fuss (a la Mirror Matt) or they're waiting to tell everyone later. I kinda think Jason will join MatPat on the couch one last time and it'll serve as a goodbye for both of them. That might be why MatPat moved his leaving date from summer to October. Pure speculation on my part.

Personally, I'm bummed, but I understand. I think it's really sweet that Jason waited until MatPat retired. I think he deserves to either go out and do something bigger and better...or just take a break. He works just as hard as MatPat and Steph and I highly doubt he's leaving because of bad blood. I bet they'll work together on another project someday, they're all workaholics.

BTW if you didn't catch the last GTLive, they announced MatPat's final livestream. It'll be on October 26th, streaming at 1pm EST/10am PST. 😭

[jdorian]

hands down the best part of giffing house md is the people going bonkers in the tags trying to guess if the scenes are real, when, in fact, they are a 100% real and just as gay and insane as they seem.

[katierosefun]

my cancelled-able trait from the queer community would be that i really apparently love messy endings. i love u happy endings and i also love u such sad, messy, ambiguous endings . . . i love u endings where u have this weird pit in the bottom of your stomach because you know that there's love here but u have no idea what to do with it and u just have to deal with the fact that someone is profoundly affecting your life and you're not gonna get closure from it anytime soon . . . i love u queer love stories where it's really just "u don't always get to see the sunshine and rainbows at the end of it . . . sometimes all that's left is just one big question mark and the quiet hope that they get their shit together" . . .

[pvri-more]

What’s actually insane is making this a promo pic for Bend It Like Beckham & then somehow the movie does not end with Jess & Jules being the romantic couple?? Like .. I’m sorry? The tension in this? This is a wedding ahh photo!

[existential-labrador]

Episode 4 can end how it likes, I haven’t forgotten this from the trailer

(Spoilers below cut)

[grimmjowl]

FUCKKKKKK NOOOO CRICKKKKKKK

[bibastibootz]

[thereyvan]

i've watched Blazing Saddles twice in the past 3 days. anyways these two are so fuckin gay

they play chess and screw

[cringefailvox]

When the flies fell is making me scream and cry and throw up this is going to end so badly.

teehee :3 who knows

[starrynima]

jihyun absolutely ATE that bitch up and i can’t even feel bad for her. like isn’t she embarrassed to be spouting lies when they both know jaewon’s full attention is on jihyun. jaewon is literally treating her as a consolation prize he doesn’t want. like he went to her because he felt like he didn’t deserve happiness. how embarrassing is that????