#and then they get married

[vaniloqu3nce]

If they don’t give me a scene of Enid braiding Wednesday’s hair for a girls night she begrudgingly agreed to in s2 then I will commit several war crimes

[c10v3r]

the demons won again

[cheezyratz]

2007 leo infodumping about snow: oh, sorry, I’m probably boring you

2007 usagi: no, no, I like listening to you talk

[aquamarine0710]

Snippet #15

Those sparkly eyes.

“Oh.”

Those luscious lips.

“My.”

And that smug grin as [Villain] kissed the precious diamond necklace?

“God!”

[Hero] fell for it- hook, line and sinker. Their eyes lit up, an expression of finding an oasis on their face.

“Someone! Stop [Hero]!” Their best friend yelled out from the crowd, knowing full well how batshit crazy [Hero] was for these kinds of people. Unfortunately for them, their voice was drowned in the chaos of the crowd and they were swept away. A noble sacrifice.

They could only watch with desperate eyes as [Hero] teleported right in front of [Villain] and kneeled. [Vilain] flinched hard at the sudden arrival.

“My beloved!” Their loud voice boomed, making the mass look up all at once to see them present some bloody roses, half wilted, to [Villain], “Grant me the chance to pursue you, my moon!”

As the entire crowd gasped collectively, the light headed friend noticed a broken display and vase next to them.

“Ah it’s hopeless.” They gave up with a tear and a smile before their surroundings turned black.

[Villain] hadn’t moved for a good few seconds. A hue of red rushed up their neck and they fidgeted, “W-Well, I’m flattered�� but I’ve only recently started this job-?!” They were pulled into [Hero’s] arms mid-sentence and squeezed hungrily.

[Hero] felt them go still, only their rapidly beating hearts moving. [Hero] felt a joy seeping into their bones and moved their head closer to [Villain’s] ear, “Come to my place tonight?”

A million words galloped across the meadows in [villain’s] head, most of which involved color never witnessed before. They harshly pushed [Hero] away, blushing, and made a run for it.

“What is wrong with this person?!”

[Hero] licked their lips. They liked a good challenge.

“Oh? So you wanna play tag with me?”Throwing their poor hero warrant to the stampede below, they vanished from the podium to chase after their newfound obsession.

The crowd vaguely heard [Villain] scream and all went quiet.

[fogsy-feel]

Hard to write a meet cute when Stiles is such an asshole. Gotta make Derek a bit of a masochist, if this is supposed to be love at first insult.  

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I love these idiots:

and I love their reaction to them:

[bookish-phile]

“Jude Duarte, daughter of clay, I swear myself into your service. I will act as your hand. I will act as your shield. I will act in accordance with your will. Let it be so for one year and one day … and not for one minute more .”

[firstofficerkittycat]

this too is thoschei

[greyrain23]

Figure skater AU with Sunrey where we're partnered up for ice dancing, but we're both used to skating alone, and it takes so much time until we're perfectly in sync

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[liv0]

They're so funny for always looking like a rich couple actually

[shinynewmemories]

The Hunger Games has the FUNNIEST arranged marriage of all time btw. Katniss realizes she'll have to marry Peeta and she's obviously upset so Haymitch tries to comfort her by saying "you could do a lot worse" and Katniss is like "well DUH of course I could do worse than Peeta he's the best & handsomest person on the face of the planet but that's not the POINT I want to be able to choose for MYSELF". Then she goes and chooses Peeta anyway lol. Comedy gold I tell you

[valtsv]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

[lambment]

Mawwige....

thinking about beating narinder with a gun in game, and immediatley marrying him, a shotgun wedding.

[attyrocious]

been having an ace phase lately. a phace, if you will

[bananakeiky]

Emotional boyfriend fiancé