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does anyone else have a favorite tv character where whenever they’re on screen you just

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Why doesn’t Touha just kill the villains at this point he’s killed for far less before this so we know he’s not opposed to killing

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Villains: Let’s make a plan to chase these kids out of their house and then snatch their half of the board while they’re lost and vulnerable

Villains: *hits one single snag*

Villains: Uh you know what never mind we’re just gonna sit in their house and threaten a bunch of hostages for no reason yup absolutely no point in going out and actually looking for these children and trying to get the board

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Bro has a gun he is the true Strongest Ninja™️

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At the end of every episode everyone gets hit with the memory erase and nothing that happened in the episode actually matters

Okay the cops are fake but everyone in the apartment complex still thinks these kids are the worst

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Okay the cops are fake but everyone in the apartment complex still thinks these kids are the worst

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I thought it was a clay board???

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These are literal children even if they have complaints shouldn’t they be taking them to the adult of the house

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Everyone in Jiraiya turning their brains off for this episode

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Condorman being an actual bird head canons:

Preens a lot so much preening

Can’t fly if he gets wet (cause he’s not a water bird

Don’t touch his wings do not touch them

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“I hatched literally five seconds ago my wings are still wet and now you want me to fly into the sun?”

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Look I’m very salty about how henshin heroes destroyed softness in everything from suit design to philosophy especially considering the thing that made Gekko Kamen that first henshin hero special wasn’t how hard he could punch a man or how good he was with a gun it was how gentle and kind and comforting he was

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Genuinely this is like peak henshin hero suit design. He’s elegant but powerful, sleek but not too plain, intimidating but also soft and cuddly looking. Seriously what more could you possibly ask for from a hero design

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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When Kamen Rider put armor on their designs it made sense because cyborg but then everybody started putting on armor and it made less sense

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Even if you watch Kawauchi’s hero shows now they’re still incredibly relatable