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calli's kpop recap of 2023 💜
tagged by: @facethesuns, thank you em!!!
groups i started stanning: kiss of life and aespa technically??? i wouldn't call myself a stan but i learned their names and listened to all of their tracks to get to know them better so lmao
new ult biases: soobin. don't look at me. idk what he's doing here
idols who got most of my simping: i don't think i wanna answer this question (it was soobin)
most streamed groups: (according to last.fm) txt, stray kids, bts apparently???, enhypen and le sserafim
most streamed soloists: (again according to last.fm) iu, seori, chungha, dpr ian and sunmi
top songs of this year: farewell neverland, devil by the window, chasing that feeling (eng ver.) and skipping stones by txt; wicked love by yena; galileo and lvly by kep1er; perfect night by le sserafim; spicy, better things and drama by aespa; sacrifice (eat me up) and sweet venom (eng ver.) by enhypen; kill shot by itzy; super bowl by stray kids; pisces by jeon somi; bad news and shhh by kiss of life; i want and off the record by ive; i do by (g)i-dle
top debut this year: kiss of life, shhh changed the course of my life tbh
choreographies i learned: i don't dance but like...... the tiktok choreo for happily ever after is engraved in my head at this point if that counts??
albums / merch i bought: none bc i don't have money for that but i would've killed a man for a copy of txt's temptation album
new kpop mutuals i made: technically all of my current moots bc i made this blog in april so!!! love u all heh
tagging (in case you haven't done it, no pressure tho!!): @tmpttion @ashxxgyu @yeonbins @hueningkai @seonghwasblr @soobinbf @bandzboy @emoremix @yeonjune @seungkwan-s
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Reviewing Every UKISS Release: By Unpopular Demand ~ Tick Tack + Forever (For KISS Me) + Forbidden Love
So releases from this point onward until around ~2014/15ish are constant and hectic, so I've had to deviate from my original plan a bit. I think grouping the JP singles + KR digital singles in 3s helps keep things a little less...unwieldy, and less constrained by image limits on posts.
Tick Tack - 1st JP Single | 2011.12.14
This was the PV that got accidentally leaked, right? Like they posted the full version of this instead of the short version, and that's why it was so easy to watch it on YouTube or whatever, and it was super easy to get the full audio because of it lol. I think it only took me a day or two to find a 320kbps download of it. Anyway, another pivotal moment of my tween years.
Tick Tack (Audio) | YouTube Music 5.3M | Spotify 1.11M
God that clock sound is so good
Love the entire vocal line stuffed into the first verse
Vocal troika taking the chorus love that for them
Also love stuffing everyone into the second verse
I like that the parallel with the first and third verses where the former is all the vocalists and the latter is all the rappers
SooHoon + Dongho bridge? An odd combo but very much goated
Honestly super impressed at how much this song is a team effort
Obviously Soohyun, Kevin, and Hoon have the most lines since they do the chorus, but Dongho gets a good amount with his little extra rap, and while AJ, Eli, and Kiseop get a couple lines each
And yeah sure it's a couple of lines, but they are attention-grabbing
Always appreciate a good bookend with the clock returning
Love the dramatic music, love the dramatic lyrics, it's such a good follow-up to NEVERLAND, and an insane first JP release
So lyrically, is this a reluctant breakup song? Like is this a toxic relationship that they're ending even though they're still in love?
That's a new breakup theme for them
10/10 "the perfect Japanese debut for a Kpop group doesn't exi-" wrong
Tick Tack (MV) | Short ver. 3.9M | Official upload 733k
Oh buckle in buckaroos I got a legit copy of this on my laptop AND of every JP MV right up until 2016 babyyy
And I can't remember if it was they learnt the choreo in 3 days (while promoting) or if they both learnt it in 3 days while their choreographer was still working on it
Iconic and lol their positions
Kiseop, AJ, and Eli are just kinda comfortably posing
Soohyun on his knees, Dongho chilling on the floor, and Kevin making modern art with his body lol
Also the dramatic grasping hands
Abandoned Warehouse Set #1 with an amazingly large clock
Abandoned Warehouse Set #2 + group sadboy shot
I love the black/white look with red accents super chic, but is Soohyun the only one without white? I mean fair he is the real MC of UKISS
Not Hoon being the only in a full pose
Ew Kiseop don't touch the dust/ash that's dirty
Oh his hair....it's kinda pompadour-esque. I remember thinking it was super cool back in the day, but it's kinda...tragic now lol
Still looks good though, hard for his face card to ever decline
Love the fanning out of this part, it's super cool on stages for such a simple step
Also these grey suits are gorgeous and it's 2011, so of course it's paired with combat boots
Surprised that this dance has only resulted in one instance of ripped pants
Could be more, but Hoon ripping his pants during their Best Of tour promos is peak comedy
This part is also very cool, very fun to look at
I could've sworn they wore gloves during the dance, but I guess not? They're wearing them for the dramatic solo shots though
Dongho with yet again the bowliest bowlcut to ever bowl
Another personal favourite choreo bit
It's a bit difficult to explain, but the force and purpose Soohyun uses when he slides his hand down Kiseop's back is so cool
The way he pops up kills me every time
These are the worst outfits in the video
I hate the white sleeves so much they make them look juvenile
Like I get black sleeves probably wouldn't have worked with this set since they'd get lost in the dark edges of the frame
But a dark colour would've worked, or heck even no sleeves
On the topic of outfits, not much to say about their hair that hasn't been said already
This was filmed during NEVERLAND promos I think, so their hair is fine
Kevin, Soohyun, and AJ have great hairstyles; Hoon, Eli, and Dongho are fine; Kiseop's pompadour is meh, but I really like his hair when they're in the grey suits
The fluffy hair looks really good on him, much better than the sleek look he wore for NEVERLAND
The dance battle is cute, really helps give everyone a bit more spotlight
This part? Seared into my brain
What's falling down from the ceiling? Ashes? Dust? Snow? Asbestos? We may never know
Anyway, no story, just a banger dance and brooding shots in The Box and some abandoned spaces
Oh and this isn't in the MV, obviously, but remember how Hoon and Kiseop nearly knocked each other out while filming this? I don't remember the exact documentary, but it must have been that one they did during NEVERLAND
They were all so enamoured with the giant clock too lol
10/10 still gives an insane dopamine rush
Coincidence | YouTube Music 113k | Spotify N/A
It's so insane that this banger is just a random b-side for a single?
I'm trying to figure out who dominates this song, and while my initial instinct is to say it's a Kevin song, Eli is also a very constant presence? Soohyun and Hoon also have parts that are more memorable. All I can say is that this is definitely not a Kiseop (RIP) song
Love the first and last choruses are SooVin while the others are HoonVin
Soohyun's little "follow me!" is so cute omg
I really like AJ's rap here he always makes it so interesting
The cute little SooSeop verse
Dongho's rap was also nice, like the little break for AJ and AJ+Eli
The little bridge part with SooHoon and Eli+Dongho is really cool
I like the darker sound of this, very fitting to be Tick Tack's b-side
Not entirely sure what the song is about? I think it's about meeting an ex again, hence all the mentions of coincidences and fate?
The colourless world mentions sure make it sound depressing though
Also looking at the lyrics, I thought the song was a lot more complex than it is? It really is just like 5 choruses, 3 post-choruses, a couple of verses and a bridge
I think the constant switching of singers/rappers help make it sound more complex
9.5/10 super catchy. I can't believe I actually forgot about this song until I got back into this hellscape
0330 -Piano & Chorus ver.- | YouTube Music N/A | Spotify N/A
There's no official upload but the fan upload of it is sitting at 16k
I think they did this in their 2012 tour? Anyway, sounds a lot like the Christmas version which I really like
Love the stripped down sound, really turns it from crying in the club to crying in the tub
What can I say, I'm a sucker for them harmonizing in the background
Vocal troika really shines in sounding like kicked puppies in this version
9.25/10 higher than the original version because I love me some pathetic-sounding men (affectionate)
Forever (For KISS Me) - 1st Digital Single | 2011.12.22
I remember this coming out!!! Got home from school and did the good ol' YT video-mp3 converter to get it on my laptop. I remember distinctly loving it, then also never playing it lol. It's got a special place in my heart now though, like special as in it makes me a bit teary lol.
Forever (For KISS Me) | YouTube Music 419k | Spotify 13k
So if I'm remembering correctly, this is a song they reworked to be fanservice. The original singers were an older NH group, I think, like before Paran
Something Eli and AJ always having to do a spoken word opening in their songs from this time is so funny to me
"Parting was so hard 'cause you are my only passion" I always thought that it was "partying was so hard" which was super funny, but I see now that I was wrong
"Come visit here it's our lovely party mansion" that always gets a chortle from me like I love them, I actually wouldn't mind drinking with them, but I do not wanna party with them they're all insane
I think it's cute they all get whole verses to themselves, really gives them all enough time to shine during encores lol
So after the Dongho and Eli raps come my favourite part of the whole song - the sex kitten vocal trio building up to Soohyun
Kiseop > Hoon > Kevin > Soohyun is sooooo good and I love building from Kiseop's soft voice to Soohyun the Powerhouse
Also once again, validates my belief that what Kevin is to Soohyun vocally, is what Kiseop is to Hoon, and is why the four of them can be matched off with each other in any way and still sound good
Honestly, the song is mostly the vocal line, sans AJ. The rap line is just there to act as hype men
Music is cute, super upbeat and poppy, and the lyrics are equally mushy
7.75/10 not something I'd listen to on my own volition, but it's always fun watching lives of this, and I love how much the vocal line is allowed to shine (read: I love how many lines Kiseop gets)
Forbidden Love - 2nd JP Single | 2012.02.29
I remember obsessively watching the short MV on YouTube because now when I listen to the song, I can still pick out exactly where it ended lol. I also remember really wanting the shirts they wore for the single cover because it was so ~*~cool~*~ and lowkey edgy, which is perfect for a wangsty tween.
Forbidden Love (Audio) | YouTube Music 1.2M | Spotify 571k
Another song, another dance beat, and I'm absolutely not complaining lol
I really like Kevin's opening line, love the "...najitte mitari-i-i" bit
Plenty of gratuitous English, a very important staple for them from this point on
Again, the entire vocal line stuffed into the first verse, yeah AJ's not singing, but he was there
Love how Hoon drags out the "...datta kedo~" part right into Soohyun's line, and the slowdown in Soohyun's line to transition to Kiseop, and AJ's rap picks up the pace again into the chorus, super fun to listen to
Even though I know the start of the chorus is "I, my, me, mine", I always forget the "mine" because it's off-beat
And okay, the first chorus always kills me because of Soohyun
The "subete kakete Egaku ai no sign", is so funny to me because I just think about him doing the ahegao face while singing it during the MC break in their anniversary tour
Like his eyes were completely rolled back and the camera, bless their heart, did a great close up
And he did it like 3 times I love him so much
Back to the song, I really like how the second verse starts with Kiseop, and how Eli bridges the gap between him to Soohyun, and they do the same thing as verse 1, this time going from Soohyun > Hoon > Kiseop
HoonVin second chorus, once again, has me begging for more duets with them, they sound insanely sweet
Vocal troika taking the last chorus is soooo good
SooHoon back-to-back high notes? They were feeding us so good
Love the constant "love, love, love" and "you make me feel this love" in the background
Like it's almost too much with the music, but it oddly works?
The song is basically exactly what the title says - a forbidden relationship that's doomed to end, but they're like "no baby I love youuuu"
There's also an implication of class difference? First verse has what google tells me translates to "this relationship began with me overreaching myself/but I finally feel like I'm equal to you"
Could just be that girl is way out of their league, idk
10/10 I go back and forth between whether I prefer Tick Tack over this, but they're both like pure dopamine being injected in to my brain
Forbidden Love (MV) | Short ver. 604k | Official upload 462k
Once again, I was so obsessed with watching the short MV
Yes I did watch the full version but I mostly watched the official short one because I couldn't afford to materially support them
There's a lot happening in this first scene
First, Kiseop, take your damn shoes off that's dirty, but I'm happy you're like kind of the protagonist for the non-dance non-solo shot parts of this
Second, why is there a life preserver on the bed? Is it supposed to symbolize that this forbidden love is a life saver?
Why are the chairs tipped over? Why is there an Arizona 51 sign? Are the sirens like directly outside the window or what? What exactly is that next to the bed?
Aww the little Kevin solo dance
I like the little circular bit they do while snapping to change formation
Soohyun bodying the hell out of this part
*Kevin voice* "Why are you so passionate during this part of the dance? Is there something you need to tell us?"
Or at least something like that god Teattari Shidai was so funny, and Kevin and Soohyun were constantly catfighting at that time
I think his explanation was about timing the body roll to it but idk he's just really good at it
I like this set by the way, a new version of The Box for them
Is...is that a tree? Why is there a tree growing in your apartment?
Ooh AJ was really hot in this era I think this is when he fully entered my crush category
Is he wearing winged liner? Goated love his eyes
Kiseop and AJ always make this part of the dance look so cool
Oh and the preceding part with the little shuffle into this
They just have that je ne sais quoi chill that makes look natural
Man I just love this dance, there's a bunch of shoulder shimmies and like at least 3 pelvic thrusts
Wait my guy why is mattress bare like that
Okay pause for a moment to talk about these costumes
Love the black-red suit combo, love the red laces on the boots
I'm a huge sucker for epaulettes so obviously AJ has my favourite suit
Love the rhinestoned lapels for Kiseop and Kevin
Like the glittery lapels for Soohyun and Dongho
Eli has epaulettes too, but because they're also black, they're practically invisible until the closeup shots
Hoon's suit is fine, just more subtle with glitter on the outside of his lapels
In terms of hair, Kiseop and AJ are on their A-game, love the fluffier hair for them
Soohyun, Hoon, and Eli all look fine, like those are pretty standard looks for them
Dongho still has his bowlcut, and while I don't hate Kevin's hair, I wish it had more texture to it?
The ironed hair with the sideswept bangs just aren't that great on him, especially not with the single-toned hair
WHY IS SOOHYUN SO GOOD AT THIS WHY IS HE SLIGHTLY CUPPING HIS HAND
Also like this set, very cool
These costumes are okay, the white-red is a nice combo, but the clothes themselves are less snazzy and more understated the other set
Most baffling choice is why Dongho has a belted coat on rather than a blazer
Also not a huge fan of the longer jackets Soohyun, Kiseop, and Kevin have on
It's not the worst, and I think I could like them in a different MV, but it's a bit too...floppy with this dance
Hairs are a downgrade from the first set of costumes, except for AJ whose hair is glorious at this time
Like I'm sorry to bring this up again but look at his winged linerrrr
He actually looks like a cat
Oooh slowmo shot during the dance break
They really love this move we'll be seeing this a lot in their JP dances
Well I mean they already did a variation of it in Shut Up!!
Also love this part it's so cool how Kiseop transitions back to the dance, very reminiscent of when he does this in NEVERLAND
I like how the choreo tones down for the double high notes so everyone's focusing on Hoon and Soohyun
Lowkey wish we got a dance version of this I would love a wide shot of this to see every bit of choreo
There's no shot of them in their casual outfits, but they all looked fine, very standard 2012 male idol fashion
So yeah, not really much of a story to this, lots of solo shots and dancing
9.5/10 I think I'd prefer a whole dance vid for this, and I really didn't like the white costumes, and they never answered why were the sirens going off at the apartment set???
Redial | YouTube Music 13k | Spotify N/A
I completely forgot about this song until recently
I do vaguely remember listening to it before, so I think I had it on my first laptop and for whatever reason either forgot to transfer it to my second one, or couldn't find another download of it
Is that...a synth harpsichord? It sounds like the harpsichord setting on electronic keyboards like I swear that's what the one at school sounded like
SooSeop sharing verses? Goated
I thought this song had a lot more Hoon and Kevin, but I guess not?
Vocal troika are kinda tied for lines, even though I think I remember Kevin's more because he does a title drop in the first chorus
Dongho gets a bulk of the raps, but Eli isn't too far behind, nor is AJ
Kiseop gets what amounts to nearly a whole verse, plus he's sharing with Soohyun so that's cool
Ooh just noticed it's a sex kitten trio leading in from the second half of the first verse to the pre-chorus and chorus
It feels like a weirdly paced song
I don't know if it's all the synth sounds and the heavy beat, or if it's the lengthier raps to a slower beat but it feels both oddly long and short at once, even though it's basically the same length as Forbidden Love
Maybe it's the shorter verses compared to the raps and choruses?
Or how the bridge comes out of the second rap chunk without really changing tempo as it goes to the last verse?
Lyrically, it's pining over an ex, very normal UKISS stuff
7.5/10 I do like it and it is in a lot of my playlists, but something about this song just makes me uneasy lol
I wish I had a fun fact for this little time, but unfortunately everything funny I know from 2012 is from after this. Anyway, crazy that this all happened within a year of 0330 and Hoon and AJ joining. Like they honestly fit in so seamlessly it's like they've always been there.
So yeah, we're fully entering what I guess we can call their 'peak' era in terms of popularity (lol, lmao even) and activities, and also approaching when I started being chronically online and had actively blogged about them on this good ol' hellsite. Yes, I did find all of my reblogs and tags from that time and dear lord, 2012-2014 for tweenies-turning-teens is very psyche-damaging in our current year.
#uwukiss#ukiss#*looks at a shared dream tracklist* haha i'm in danger#it's their only ot7-ot6 era jp album i don't own and don't have a 'legal' way of accessing#but i do still have their jp covers from it i'm just missing the rap line song but it's easy enough to find on yt#anyway have i spoken today about how much i love soohyun?
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kat talks: 5-star
tldr; it did not take long at all for this comeback to grow on me i love it so much. i find that with most new songs my first listen is always very apathetic and/or ??? LOL and there exists only a small handful of songs that i immediately was like oH MY GOD (this is across all artists i listen to) but yeah i always forget that when listening to new music and i think this comeback is the first time i fully acknowledged that my first listen is rarely (and doesnt need to be) instant likesies. theres a lot of small bits throughout the album that remind me of other songs (not a bad thing, just smth i noticed i kept noticing?). topline, dlc, the sound and time out were/are my favs hehe (update: relistening to the album again and collision and fnf are creeping up to my favs too help)
hall of fame
okay im pretty sure i've heard this in my brief listen before but i also dont remember it at all
i cant describe it but that alien-sounding melody actually has me seeing like a weird alien brainwashing thing
WHOS FUCKING-- WAS THAT JEONGIN??? AT 1:24???? that was so pretty i want that framed
during hyunjins bit i got weird b me flashbacks??? i dont think it sounds similar but my mind immediately went 'b me !!'
jesus felix
the moon landing audio is such a cool inclusion,,, 5 star,,, hall of fame,,, a star/celestial body themed comeback,,,,
s-class
okay wbk i was so confused the first time round but its grown sm on me
i LOVE the power of the opening
the cartoon boing/spring sound and (its not but) the tom and jerry running sound hehe
this song definitely sounds.. grand? and wide? and a good title track
"[im] up above the world so high" nice nice twinkle twinkle reference hehe
i absolutely love jeongin's bit in the bridge and i love the choreo of it too
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i love the game sounds they use in this hehe
seungmin's prechorus reminds me of smth but i cant place what it is
felixs ... tone? like? the voice he uses???
hyunjin/changbin bit in the bridge >>>>> i cant explain it but it sounds so good
super bowl
the instrumental at the beginning took me by surprise.. i also am sitting ehre trying to identity the?? The Sound. digital/synth. like the almost cowbell almost snare one. ive replayed it so many times.
i thought this when i first heard it (while doing the dishes lol) but is this song all in english?
whats that sound between 'have a bite' and 'make it mine'
screams TFDGVJABVAD the whisper im sorry i cant do it HAHAHAHAHA
topline
to be mad honest i was SO excited for this based on just the teaser
'we skedaddle intoxicated razzle dazzle' best line fr
okay ik i didnt say much for this one but its one of my favs
underground rebellious kinda vibes i love it (i described that wrong but i have a very specific img in my head)
dlc
im trying to play this on the pino and its driving my nuts but in a good way
the 'amudo moreuge' line throughout the entire song is so [deep breaths] like i cant explain it but it BUT AHHHHHH (fun fact for any pokemon people LOL the song oracion has the same kinda thing in it. idk what to call it.)
oh i LOVE love the piano during the second verse AHHHHHHHHH not gonna be able to replicate it but thats okay
the song/chorus has a.. an urban tropical feel? like it's ALMOST something you would hear with a tropical background but smth about the key, maybe, plavces it instead in an urban setting at night (bc lyrics) and seems kinda bittersweet
THATS WHAT THE AMUDO MOREUGE LINE DOES it adds such a sad kinda tired/resigned feel to the song which is like. on one hand the lyrics are so 'lets dance like crazy without a care in the world' but on the other hand the song feels so lonely and kind of. 'don't worry about me, i'll manage my sadness alone'??? like, 'let's have fun together but i'm really sad even though i'm smiling' kinda thing ARGHHHHH
get lit
seungmin's line rmeinds me of smth ARGHH its another skz song i know that for sure but i cant remember which one (ngl a lot of the songs in this album have parts that remind me of another kpop song,,, one of the above reminded me of nct but icr which song)
oh wait i think its my pace @ seungmins line
the instrumental would be so cool for mashups etc
wait one of the lines is 'today im so cocky' which is interesting bc theres a previous line (sueprbowl?) thats about not being cocky or smth HMMM i would revisit but tbh i cbb rn rip
collision
tRUMPETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT... i think
trumpets reminded me of maknae on top and this song also suits jeongin's voice sm i love it here
oh??? the ringing at the end???
fnf
this REMINDS ME OF SMTH TOO an dits not kpop
but i do really like it
'ashes up in the sky' ,,,, thinkingthinkingthinking
this feels like the opposite of time out and idk how to explain it
lix singing !!!!!! i love it sm
WAIT THSI ONE ACTUALLY REMINDS ME OF B ME wait no or is it levanter
the flaura and fauna line also reminds me of venom
both of the above points refer to the melody ,, seungmin's venom prechorus "cant escape-" and then it jumps The Other Song which i cant figure out what it is AHH
was that an eagle did i just hear an eagle
the minho/chan ending is so <3 <3 <3
youtiful
the muted piano i [crying] also almost gives me knnw vibes
'must be an oracle' ????? trying to understand this. like. it must be predicting smth,, but what,,, 'look at the stars fall / they leave the sky, goodbye' which part of this is the oracle i-- ad oracle as in like a person or a message but either way
if anyone covers this song please use a xylophone or marimba hehe would be so <3
oh i can see this second verse being animated so beautifully
why did changbin singing at the end make me so incredibly soft
the sound
okay this song has been out for ages but i think the only thing i said about it was smth about the bass and also how it sounds like a 'final stand' kinda song
okay ngl i liked the jpn lyrics better for the chorus oopsies im sorry
the piano sounds so RAW like the ringing of it the way the key falls and the mallet hits the string like you can HEAR it like thats exactly how it sounds when you play that high on a piano and also like. imo i notice the sound more on older pianos and just bc of that personal association (???) this song gets a bit sadder
adding to the 'final stand' feel is the police sirens in the chorus
time out
i just love this song sm man like idk what to say at this point
OH IT REMINDS ME OF A DEEMO SONG AHHAHA WAIT LEMME FIND IT // this song omg i've never thought about it before but listening to time out just then, i literally went 'you ready?' and then i was like WAIT THATS A DIFFERENT SONG
this song would be such a fun end-of-concert/encore song woah
yeah no i really dont have much to say i just love this song sm
#kat talks 5-star#the time out/mili/deemo connectoin is gonna make me laugh everytime i listen to either song now#hm i feel like i didnt do much commenting on overall songs/the overall album sorry lol
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my two opinions about the new skz super bowl (jpn ver) mv;
-where the hell is the dance practice video because I'm OBSESSED with whatever choreo they're doing during the chorus. I need a dance video to rewatch several times
-no matter the language, changbin continues to absolutely demolish super bowl. his bits are honestly some of my favorites in the whole song
#stray kids#what's 4+4 because changbin Ate#the entire mv felt like a fever dream tho#anyway i meant it when i said i wouldnt become a kpop blog#but i never said anything about not becoming a stray kids blog#hope that clears everything up <3 go listen to their 5star album <3
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A Jikook Guide to RunBTS: 81-90
Jikook really seem to be feeling some kind of way in a lot of these episodes. Meanwhile, the Run editors (or whoever writes the on-screen text) are getting increasingly sassy and I am here for it!
As usual, let me know if I’ve missed anything or should take another look at something. :)
Ep 81 “BTS VR Part 1" (Ep: 2 / KM: 3)
The ones where we are again reminded that watching people play arcade games doesn't make for the best TV (but at least the guys are having fun!)
2:49 - JM puts his arm around JK as teams are announced.
4:20 - When JM is joking around about being on a VR train, he directs his silliness at JK and they are the only two laughing.
4:54 - JK puts his hands on JM's back to guide him to the next room.
5:00 - JK says that Jimin loves things like this.
6:37 - JM directs his comment that he feels motion sick to JK. JK laughs and says it'll be fun.
7:50 - Jimin laughs delightedly as he watches JK act like he's controlling the skateboard in the VR.
16:23,17:07 - Some teleporting happens where JK and JM go from being on either side of RM to being right next to each other.
17:55 - JM playfully shoves JK as he does a celebratory dance in the background.
19:56 - JM compliments JK's stable driving.
21:55 - After JM brags that he'll win everything, JK shoves his chest and they have a brief exchange with each other that is unsubtitled.
28:51 - JM has his arm around JK again.
BEHIND
0:29 - JK puts his arm around JM (over V's arm).
3:08 - Jimin watches and jokes with JK as JK pretends he's controlling the VR experience that he's doing.
8:39 - JK and JM are joking around with each other until Hobi interrupts them to tell Jimin to get out of Suga's gamespace.
Ep 82 "BTS VR Part 2" (Ep: 3 / KM: 3)
4:35 - Suga tries to get Jimin in on a plan to shove JK while he's doing the VR tower game, but JM declines, saying it wouldn't scare JK, anyway. He seems to be correct, as JK immediately starts playing around and JM ends up on the floor laughing at his antics.
7:59 - When Jimin is playing around with his height in the game, JK informs us that JM wants to be taller.
13:53 - JM compliments how well JK is doing in the game
19:44 - JK comes and leans over JM's shoulder to look at his controller.
20:59 - JK had moved away after V joined them, but returns to JM's shoulder once it's free again.
26:11 - JK has his arms around both V and JM when it's announced that they won.
BEHIND
2:37 - After JK says he's not good at the type of game coming up, JM briefly touches his back (in what I read as a comforting gesture, but I'm trying to to go overboard on editorializing...)
Ep 83 "Summer Outing Part 1" (Ep: 3, KM: 2)
The water park one where everyone is terrible at pool volleyball
01:34 - Jimin directs his unheard query about the game they're playing to JK and then keeps looking in his direction despite JK not giving any answers.
2:12 - It's kind of adorable how funny JK finds Jimin's crow imitation.
2:33 - JM keeps his eye on JK when they're doing a hand flip game to decide teams and seems to be poised to change his answer depending on JK's.
12:04 - After hitting a good shot over the net, JK asks someone "did you see that?" Next time the camera returns to them, JM seems to have swum over to JK to congratulate him (to be fair to Jimin, JK did look really hot doing it with wet hair).
16:12 - JK and JM high five after working together to get the ball back over the net.
BEHIND 0:26 - Hobi tells JK that he has an extra earring - pointing to a large hoop earring JK has hanging off one of his hoops - and tells him to remove it because he doesn't like it. JK says, "but I like it." Pointing this out because I've seen some jikookers speculate that JK is wearing one of JM's (as we see him do in Festa 2020). I think that's really cute, but I'm not sure it's accurate, as in Part 3 we see that JM has put all his earrings back in after all the water activities and JK still has the "extra" one. But don’t worry... there’s some undeniable jewelry-sharing coming up later!
03:15 - JM and JK paddle around adorably together. The caption labels them "Puppykitty and Kookbunny" <3
34:44 - JM and JK, the only two who appear to be truly invested in the outcome of this game, strategize together.
5:15 - JK and JM cutely exchange the ball while paddling.
10:10 - JM and JK joke with each other about how fast the boat was. When JK says, "he didn't listen to me" (which is already a very BF statement), he uses banmal.
11:42 - JK offers JM some food and then watches as JM lenas his head all the way back to eat the (phallic) food.
Ep. 84 "Summer Outing Part 2" (Ep: 3, KM: 2)
The water park one where JK is so much better than the others that they have to change the game so it’s JK vs everyone else
2:29 - JM seems to being trying to hold up JK on his back? No clue what they're aiming for, but both seem to be enjoying it.
10:09 - When JK returns from his turn on the water slide, JM puts his towel around his neck.
BEHIND 0:28 - JM supports JK as he tries to fish a shoe out of the water
0:44 - JM watches JK do pushups and makes a joke about how the whole dock is going to sink because he's so heavy (meaning muscular, not fat). JM moves closer to him and the camera cuts off.
5:41 - JK and JM lean in close to watch a replay of JM's jump and JK lightly makes fun of him.
Ep 85 "Summer Outing Part 3" (Ep: 4 / KM: 2)
The water park one where everyone except JM and JH are terrible at giving gifts
1:35 - JM proposes that, if JK wins the game, they call him "hyung" the rest of the day. JK looks surprised, but into it.
16:52 - JM asks JK for one bite of ramyeon. JK gives him a bunch in his bowl and says "this is how much I care about you."
32:40 - This is the true jewelry sharing moment of these episodes! We see that, through dinner, JK had on two silver chain bracelets. After dinner (where they all drank and goofed around), one is missing. Jimin has on long sleeves, but here you can see up them as he's opening his present and, sure enough, JM is wearing JK's missing bracelet! I think it's made even more interesting by the fact that it seems like he was trying to not make it obvious he was wearing it - he had it pushed pretty high up his arm and covered by his sleeve - you really wouldn't notice it unless you were looking for it...
Ep 86 "Hangul Day Special Part 1" (Ep: 2 / KM: 0.5)
The ones where you have no hope of playing along, so just enjoy that the guys are incapable of not saying the word "okay" despite promising not to use any English all episode...
^^^ Not jikook-related, could I couldn't not include this screenshot of the drawing JK left behind on his whiteboard
No moments in the episode itself.
BEHIND 0:31 - JM writes something on his whiteboard that I can't make out and then he and JK exchange funny faces
Ep 87 "Hangul Day Special Part 2" (Ep: 3 / KM: 1)
1:47 - JK puts his arm around JM's shoulders as he leans over him to see the map
BEHIND 0:42 - JK starts to hold JM's hand before doing the slate and then they joke around with each other
1:03 - Closer and longer shot of the above moment
Ep 88 "Hangul Day Special Part 3" (Ep: 3 / KM: 0.5)
No moments within the episode.
Ep 89 "BTS Gayo Returns Part 1" (Ep: 5 / KM: 4)
The ones where BTS has fun playing games that have to do with their music. It may not sound like much, but this is the show at its best. 6:28 - Jimin makes up a rule that JK has to draw an extra card because he forgot the choreo. It doesn't sound like much from the description, but Jimin's tone and smile make it feel rather flirty.
7:00 - It takes JK until here to realize that Jimin doing the above skipped his turn. When he expresses this, JM gives him a finger heart.
9:20 - Jimin tries to convince JK not to switch the card color using the look and low voice he did back in the New Years episode. No luck.
26:54 - When Jimin is supposed to be acting out song lyrics, he barely starts acting before JK guess the lyrics correctly, causing the others to ask if it's telepathy. They're both super excited and hug adorably until JHope starts pulling on JM's arm to get them to cool it. Then, Jimin heads back to his chair and is laughing so hard he falls out of it. A concerned JK comes over to check on him and ends up falling on top of him. They're both still laughing as JK helps JM up.
BEHIND 6:04 - Jimin finds JK's shouting so funny he is on the floor laughing, which makes JK crack up too as the rest of the group looks on confused. JHope eventually cuts it off by seating Jimin next to JK.
7:03 - Another angle on the falling over moment.
8:08 - Between-set-ups moment where JK and JM discuss the "telepathy" moment and JM tells JK "you're awesome."
Ep 90 "BTS Gayo Returns Part 2" (Ep: 5 / KM: 3)
3:54 - When JK misses hearing what the right answer is, he looks right to Jimin to tell him.
7:20 - After JK gets super excited after what turns out to be a wrong answer from RM, Jimin teases him and does the flirty chest tap thing.
18:07 - JM and JK jokingly dance part of the Fake Love choreo around each other, with Jimin adding in tapping JK's chest.
25:33 - When they all rearrange their chairs, JK moves his close to JM.
31:40 - When they're talking about memorable moments from this two-parter, JM brings up JK guessing the answer just from looking in his eyes
BEHIND 5:04 - JK keeps watching JM dancing after the others have all stopped.
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pocket!ateez
🌸 hongjoong // 김홍중
• the softest, tiniest bAby
• going shopping with you is his favourite!
• picking outfits for you to try on while he judges + getting ice cream later
• also loves wearing matching tees,
• mostly at home, which is basically him making tiny ones out of your massive old tees
• tried tie-dying them once,,
• ended up looking like a smurf
• help him out pLS
• lowkey gets lost in your oversized sweaters and hoodies till you gotta rescue him
• loveees doing your nails!
• and in return, you paint his too
• with the smallest paintbrush you can find around the house
• "what did the toast say to the psychic??"
• "joong-" "you bREAD my mind!"
• composes lil songs for you to listen to in every mood
• when you're excited, when you're tired after a long day, when you don't feel good enough
• he's got tunes and lots of cuddles to get you through anything
• the most uwu baby ever, always looking out for youu
🌸 seonghwa // 박성화
• a whole soft dork!!
• wakes you up in the mornings by calling into your ears
• mostly just sings baby shark into your ears out of tune
• morning walks to the park with him peeking out of your pocket
• needs his daily dose of sunshine while you already have yours in your pocket :)
• learns the choreography to your favourite songs while waiting for you to come home after work/school/uni
• you know his lil bleps? yeah, only tinier and more precious :")
• does it when he's bored/watching you do do stuff
• always helps you clean up the house
• cleans up food bits from the table once you're both done eating
• tries cleaning your work desk with a piece of cloth
• tiny bby gets super tired out
• pls make him some lemonade to reward his hard work!
• tries to pull out chairs for you like in the movies
• realises after multiple attempts that he can'T
• is terrified of dogs, especially pugs
• always just watches from the safety of your pocket
• tucks you in with goodnight kisses :((
🌸 yunho // 정윤호
• smol tol noodle part 1
• your everyday vitamin, literally never out of energy
• encourages you to exercise
• "you're doing great! just 2 more!!"
• absolutely fascinated by candles
• nearly fell straight into one trying to smell it
• but thankfully, you caught him in time
• always just admired them from afar since then
• does face masks with you!
• with him applying it on your cheeks
• while you put a lil on his cheeks with your pinky
• gummy bears are his favourite
• a colourful, squishy aND edible teddy?? sign him uP
• loVES playing with your hair and doing tiny braids
• all he has to do is *smile* and you'll end up sharing your food with him
• though he has his own plate of the exact same thing
• "yours somehow always tastes better"
• teaches you the choreo to your favourite songs
• is terrified of roaches
• you gotta rescue the lil bean
• says he hAs to sleep on a pillow beside you bc it was too scary
🌸 yeosang // 강여상
• super shy lil being
• prefers staying home with you over going out
• your no.1 taste tester
• "noooo, this is way too salty"
• reads books with you!
• he'll be comfortably settled in the crook of your neck
• tugs on a lock of your hair if you turn the page too fast
• has all the sweet candy and feeds you the sour ones
• is a total smol savage
• will obliterate anybody that says anything hurtful to you
• he's too shy though so he'll just whisper angrily from your pocket
• making you immediately feel better
• sleeps eVERYWHERE
• in your beanies, hoodie or coat pockets, your headphones, teacups- everywhere
• watch out before you use the microwave
• slept in there once during winter
• is terrified of chickens
• though he loves fried chicken
• loves hearing all about your day!
• knows all your friends, the people that annoy you, that pup you always pet on your way home
• "linda needs to take a chill pill"
🌸 san // 최산
• needy tiny baby!
• loVES when you ruffle his hair
• literally melts into a puddle whenever you show him love
• you shoot him finger hearts
• and he dramatically clutches his heart and collapses
• plays match-3 games on your phone
• walks over to reach the far away matches bc he's too tinY
• tried to help you blow small balloons one day
• got stuck in one somehow??
• watching horror movies together
• initially, he tries to make jokes about the main characters
• eventually ends up hiding in the crook of your neck or behind your hair
• occasional tiny screams
• "I was just,, surprised!"
• heLLA jealous for someone so tiny
• tries to fITE any mini figurines of comic book heroes you have
• "I'm the only tiny hero they need!!!"
• tells the lamEST jokes to crack you up somehow
• cuddles your finger when he's extra deprived of your attention
• nEEDS to exchange goodnight kisses before you both go to bed
• can't fall asleep without this ritual
🌸 mingi // 송민기
• smol tol noodle part 2
• wakes you up by repeatedly poking your cheek
• going on picnics with you is his moST favourite thing to do
• loves flowers so much!
• sits on massive sunflowers for lil photoshoots
• runs around collecting pretty fallen flower petals
• spells your name with them and is so proud of what he's made :")
• pls make sure you don't lose him though
• he's a tall pocket bby but the weeds are taller
• always does the rap parts during your jamming sessions
• saw you swirling your fingers in the fishbowl and getting mini kisses from the fishes
• he tried putting his hand in too
• but poor bby got nipped at :(
• bc the fishes probably think it's food
• gives you lil nose kisses when you're super tired!
• expects them back too
• plays around with your accessories
• wears your rings as lil crowns
• your pocket princess w/ a toothpick sceptre!
🌸 wooyoung // 정우영
• is irresistible and he kNOWS it
• does cheerleading moves to motivate you when you're having a hard time with studies/work
• it never fails :"))
• lotS of aegyo sets too
• absolutely loves cuddling into your palm for a nap
• he just,,, loves your hands so much :(
• found your pack of bubblegum once
• ended up needing your help to get the gum off his clothes and hair
• always needs your attention !!
• walks all over your keyboard if you've been working too much
• or if you haven't played with him in more than 10 minutes
• proceeds to do it while folding his little arms over his puffed up chest
• calling you different sweet names
• and trying to hug all of your fingers till you eventually give iN
• loves watching movies with you so much!
• insists on feeding you popcorn each time
• his lil high pitched cackle laugh??
• you gotta let him sip anything you're drinking, always
• literally prides himself on being your pocket bby :"))
🌸 jongho // 최종호
• wakes you up with aegyo
• puts himself in timeout for being that embarrassing
• needs reassurance that you loved it
• always trying to be your mini hercules
• uses cotton swabs as his dumbells to flex
• even breaks baby carrots in half to impress you
• loveS helping you cook,,
• which is basically him pushing the dishes on the counter you need closer to you
• tried to stir cooled down soup and fell into the pot once
• lil pouts when he doesn't get what he wants
• tags along when you go swimming
• he swims in your favourite bowl while you take the pool
• leaves little hearts and drawings in your notebooks!
• you never see him doing it but there are new ones in your books everyday
• loves going to the beach
• has a lil shell collection
• sits on your beauty blender and watches while you do your makeup
• wants you to put some on him too
• sings you to sleep when you're tired or sick :")
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this is my first ever imagine so please excuse any mistakes, feel free to let me know if you have any requests or suggestions, thank you so much for reading! 💟💝💕
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December Dates
Seventeen Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, boyfriend!svt is here to take you on a date. Word Count: 3k+ Warnings: Fluff, crackkkkkk, v many typos,etc.
R E Q U E S T
my friend: seventeen + cute
A/N: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HOS (jk) HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Also ashdiepl because im writing on a tab, i couldnt add any gifs so aksjemksksmsksksmskskdk alsO im so sorry i dont remember if the request is platonic or nah but kaksksksk this is what u get soz
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Alright
So no gifs
Imma just do a header real quick so u know wassap
S. Coups
Das better
hi header
I might delete u later if i get on a pc
But firsT seuNgcheEolL
*deep breath*
Ho u lucky enough to breath the same air he does
N now u are on aa date with him
WoWw
So bf!seungcheol is a cute lil snowflake
Which means he'll buy u an ugly ass Christmas sweater and matching gloves
THAT MATCHES THE ONES HE BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF OFC
then yall go out and play in the powdery snow outside
ImGine seungcheol grabbing yOuR hand
cebAuse u a dumb loser that slips on nothing
Also warmth
pulling your scarf up a bit because he can tell you're getting cold
Then like a gentleman
will pUSH U INTO THE SNOW
AND START A FRICKIN SNOW WAR
HE'll hit ur dumb face he dont care
He'll maKe u wish u Stayed damn home
Rapid fire frikin snow granades man
Course iz all a bita fun
Then he'll let u win
Cause he does care Bout ur dumb Fce
Also he soft for u gross
Then once that's done he'll start laughing
Not because of post-snow ball fight adrenaline
But because he thinks himself so funny
When he busts a lung screaming "dO Ya wana biLd aSNOEMAN!!!!!"
AND THEN U decline and leave him in the snow
"YAAAAA WE HAVE TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THOUGH!" he'll laugh
U literally wana leave him and his annoying ass
U stomp away
He laughs and goes after u
His hot breath is visible
and hits your ear when he comes up and wraps his arms around you from behind
U be like, "listen stupid, u corny af, lets break up"
Seungcheol would pout and kiss ur cheek, "nah, u still owe me hot choco. Break up with me after paying me back."
"Ew, why would i pay u back tho"
"Uh cause if you don't imma do thisss," then he proceeds to shove u into the snow again
"CHOI. SEUNG. CHEEOOOLLLLLLLLLLALAKAKAOKS!"
Ok well i have to cut this here first cos there are 12 boys left
Oh Hi hello u here back to ur regular programme
Jeonghan
Yiz
Unlike cheol
Dis ho not about to get cold 4 u uhm
Leave the cold for someone else
But get warm together
I mean
Wink wINKkkkk
Jk gtfo
This is a wholesome headcanon
Git warm he would gladly
So u know what dat means
CUddlEs
Imagine cuddling jeonghan
BoIii
It's da holidays
Which mean he bout to get dat $$$leep
Of course u dont mind that ur just sleeping in
Gurl if ya do
Let me stress out
If you mind sleeping in and cuddling with yoon jeong han
GUrL
Wathu doin????
AnYWAY
ITz u and him right
Ur in bed reading the novel he got u beforehand right
Look at u looking cute in knit sweater and glasses
EVEN IF U DONT NEED THEM THERE ARE GLZSSES
IM TRYING TO MAKE A SCENE HERE WORK WITH ME
it could be jeonghan's ur using it as a headband shhhh
So like ur sitting down
N beside u its jeonhan v slightly snoring
Right right right
Then ur like "man i want something to eat cause i've been sitting here reading all day"
But also ur always hungry
Cause who isnt tho lol
ANYWAY UR ABOUT TO STZND UP
but jeonghan like a needy ho is like noooooooooooodontgo
N ur like
aww wat a needy ho
"Jeonghan im just gonna get something to eat"
"Eat laterrr, i need u now"
He'll keep his eyes shut and shimmy over
Securing an arm on your hip so u wont go
U roll ur eyes and put your book away on the cabinet next u
"Jeonghan ive literally been next to u since last night. I'm just gonna get something to eat, and 4 u 2!"
He'll flutter his eyes open only to close them and move even closer to place his head on ur lap
"I dont want toooooo"
U roll ur eyes again and shimmy out of his grip
But only to get into his arms and hide your face in his chest
"You're so needy," u note
"Says you who's tangling themselves on me"
"Touché"
Joshua
Okay
Get this
Joshua and gingerbread houses
He probably used to build one growing up
And he has just the person in mind he wants to rekindle the tradition with
Congrats u filthy animal
So he took the liberty of getting allll u and he would need
And so much more
Im talking chocolate bars
Shipped cream
Candy canes
Busicuits
Edible glitter
Gum drops
Shrek 1 2 3 4
Is there a four
Im too lazy to google it
And omg u so special to him he loves u so much
Screw u
He wants to share the love with the carats
So he vlives it all
And at first ur shy
Like what if the joshua stans come 4 u
Ok but in this story yall had already annouce ur relationship
AND EVERYONE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE COOL WITH IT FFS LET UR FAVES DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT ISTG
so
Joshua is like "noo don be shy they'll all love u"
(':
N ur like ok cos i love u sm
But not like the company sm tho *barfing noises*
So yall build a gingerbread house and do a whole ass tutorial about it
Except u dont
Cause yal are morons and could stop messing up or earing the ingredients along the way
Sorry honey ur morons i dont make the rules
"Stop eating the marshmallows!"
"U literally finished the bowl of mnms tho Joshua!"
"Uh no that was the gingerbread man,"
ANd then u all bicker like children because u are omfl
And it excalates
fooD FIGHT
U smear cream on joshuas face
He sprinkles sprinkles on ur head
U press graham crackers against either of his cheeks and ask him what he is
"A sexy graham sandwich"
"Ew no wrong answer," u reply
Can i just point out that that chocolate syrup stain is never coming off
*cough cough cough moron cough cough*
Jun
Imma bout to yeet
Junhui is also feeling nostalic
super soft super baby
And since he's probably feeling bit homesick somewhere in there
he thinks he can remedy it with a bit of chinese home cooking!!!
And whiney needy cuddles also yay
Moving on so
Will it be good?
Damn straight
itll be fikin delish
Will you try to to help him
Of course u gotta help ur man
But like duh
u have eyes
And seeing him all focus and busy and hot
Is really distracting
So like ur as useful as a broken button to him
He doesnt mind tho
He thinks ur cute
Also lovng the attnstion
But the thing about not helping
Not really
And being distracted by a cutie pie
Is that it's basicaly a disaster ending to happen so like
he's efficiently stirring up so hot stuff right
And ur like "man jun's some hot stuff"
And then BaaaaM
U knock over the damn chopping board with the knife and everything on it
Thank goodness the thing didn't chop through your foot of anything
And jun is like "oHMYGOSH DA HELL R U OK"
"... i- im sorry i knocked over ur potatoes"
"My poTaToeS! Listen rn im glad u didnt chop ur foot off"
Jun sighs and looks at the cubes of taters scattered on the floor
You frown, feeling useless
Both of u pick up ur mess
Jun puts down the kitchen utensils in hand
u picked up the last of the potatoes
"Hey we could always wash those, it's not like the floor is mud or anything, even then , potates came from mud"
"Yeah but im sorry, i wanst really helping in the first place"
Jun smirks, "nonsense! U were feeding my ego! That's enough for me!"
You snort and jun comforts u with a tight embrace
Hoshi
AlrighT fam
I thought of something pretty cute but pretty dumb for hoshi
He's like "imma do something super romantic for Christmas"
So he's like "wear something cute we gon do smth fun" @ u
So u do
U get a cute little red dress just for the occasion
And soonyoung his like "BRO MY GIRL SO SUPER CUTE"
And ur like a blushing mess cause he looks super excited with his big smile and cresent eyss
ahhh Hhh myHOSishiii fealzssmsmmsms
Anyway u think ur gonna go to some cute restaurant right
But hoshi brings u to the mall
To instead join the couples dancing contest
Soonyoung gets super nervouse at ur surprised reaction
He's like, "omg is this a super bad idea i thought it would be cute but like i guess not we dont have to go we could always just drop out"
You laugh and shake ur head, "no it's all good, but i mean like, we don't have a choregraphy, and im not like you who can just break it down."
Soonyoung lets out a breath and chuckles, "nah don't worry. It's not really a compation-competion, and regardless, they're going to show ius a choreo and the couple that best interprets wins a a romantic date for two, fit for a dancing king and queen"
And then u break into a big uwu
"Omg u are super romantic soonyoung"
He struts a pose and chuckles, "i mean, i try"
So you both participate in the contenst
Kinda zumba it out by folling the instructors
Soonyoung is helping you out with your form and explaining to you the steps
He gets a little competative so he doesn't really want to mess us
Up hearing you giggle when you do a s pin breaks his competative spirit
And all he really cares about is having a good time with you
Aleight
But admitedly
He was pretty annoyed when they annouced the winner
Were not the two off you
i mean you lot were the cutest it can gt
Who else could trump that
But then you both saw that the winners were 80 something yesr olds holding hand and looking at each other like the other was their world
and then soonyoung was like "okay valid"
You pout, "aww i hope we end up like that"
Soonyound and you turn to each other
He grins for ear to ear, "then lets go on a romantic date as well"
"I thought you'd never ask"
Wonwoo
LiNda
I hope you're ready for wonwoo
Because i sure as hell am not
So in case youre wondering
Youre crazy I mean youre reading this arent you
Prolly at midnight hi fam
Again i dont make the rules
Well just a btw Almost every
Christmas tradition is pagan
Like the tree
The wreath
And SANTA IS SO CREEPY YALL NEED TO GET UR CHILDREN AWAY FROM HIM
SO MAYbe ur not all that crazy
For not wanting to continue them on
i mean sure u can give new meaning to things
But you wanted none of that
Which was whyyyy you decided to DIY the decorations to your entire house
Nnd who else are you going to do that with other than your loving bb boyfriend wonwoo
Wonwoo doesn't mind
He thinks its cute
Because it is a cute date idea
Youtube tutorials
Pinterest ideas and paper snowflakes and all
Yeah
so wonwoo is there cutting up some of the paper you folded
You're glueing some popsicle sticks
He's water coloring some designs in
Youre pulling on the tape dispenser
It's all going great
"Jagiya... i don't want to sound mean but-"
"They're all ugly as hell. I know Wonwoo."
Wonwoo gives an apologetic look.
For a moment u two dont speak
And then you both brust into laughter
"Aww whatever, lez stick em on!"
And do you get your badly painted slowflakes
Your wolf drawing
"That's a wolf?"
"Duh what else would it be wonwoo?"
The letters that spelled merry chrsitmas
And the doodle cutouts of the seventeen members
in personalized ugly sweaters
And placed them all over the place
You look around basking in the glory of ur craft
Its all very colorful
And crafty
And looking like a child made it
Then like an imbecile
U break into laughter
"It looks like a kindergartener's classroom"
U end up roasting yourself
Making fun of your sloppy handwork
And wonwoo watches u
with adoring eyes
"I almost forgot," wonwoo speaks up and pulls out a piece of paper
You recive it from him and break into a smile
"Is this us?"
Wonwoo snorts, "no its jeonghan hyung in a dress holding my hand sweetheart"
For a moment u believe him
But then he breaks out into laughter
Woozi
Boi imma fite u
Christmas carols
Okay idek why i ended up so serious with wonwoo
But listennup
Im not about to maypke it crackier
so back to christmas carols
Dis boi is about to serande you with a christmas themed love song
So its around 8pm at night
Jihoon has is guitar
and ur just chilling right
and ur on ur phone letting him do his thing
but then from the floor he was sat on
he turns to you on the couch
And pats ur leg
"Yo i just finished my song u wann hesr"
You squeak and jump of the couch next to him
"Duh dummy!"
And he starts singing
He's talking about stars and warmth
He's spittin fire about the smell of hot choco
The he's talking sbout how lame joshua's gingerbread house was
Next thing you know ur crying
because omg that ginger bread houseWAS UGLY
also jihoooooooooooooon just serenaded you
Dont u just
Then jihoon catches you and panicks
"You okay? Why are you cryin?!"
"HowDARS YOU ASK ME THAT LISTEN UP U JUST SAID SOME SWEET WORDS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!"
JIHOON CALms down
But u crybaby cant stop crying
and of course jihoon panicks again
So he starts singing some other Christmas song
And then u start crying about poor rudolf
And remember regina george
But then eventually you calm down
And decide to nuzzle up against jihoon who replaced his guitar with you in his arms
Then us fall asleep with him sweetly singing about the spirit of Christmas
DK
Liz gittit
Of course this ray of light just wants to give off energy to the world
And since he
And u u forgetful ass
Forgot to go shopping for presents
You decided to go on a dec 24th shopping trip!
Hurrah!
But it was too eady for u two
Like wtf
Gift giving Is suuch and easy task
And shoping a day before Christmas
pshhhhhhh
Its a heartbeat
"Whoever gets the best gifts gets for the best price gets to boss the other around until new year," seokmin grins
You knit your brows deeply at his words
And wonder what the hell he has in plan for him to think of doing something so ensnaring
So being the smarter one in the relationship
"Uh no??"
Seokmin was like "ok then the other has to do whatever the other says for the entirety of Christmas"
"???? Whyyyyy?"
"Because its not challengeing or fun if there isn't any condition" "Ugh fine"
So the two of you zip around looking for the best gifts you could get
You try to stay away from the people doing their last minute shopping
Seokmin doesnt dare go in between an old lady mouthing of another customer
Tbh its super stressful
wtf
what kind of date is this
Only morons would do this wtf
Both of you got shoved constantly
There wasnt really much space to move around
And there wasnt really anything to choose from
But hey guess what
Seokmin found some really cool gifts
"Daheck did u get that shirt?"
"Isle five. There were a bunch of people grabbing some stuff and this fell to the ground and so i picked it up and thought it was pretty cool"
You on the other hand got like ok gifts
I mean theyre not bad
But da hell did dk get a frikin eeyore onesie idek
It was no contest.
Seokmin defo won
"Yisss so i win therefor u have to make me some Christmas cookies tomorrow"
"U ho did u really just make me suffer through that so you could ask me to make cookies 4 u???"
"Yes but we really didn have gifts tho."
U roll ur eyes
Seokmin's face falls, "r... r u like mad @ me?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh"
You knit your brows at him but release a smile when u see his nervous look
"No babo. Im jusy tired, lezgo back home"
He sighs and nods, kissing your cheeks
"Dont worry baby, ill carry all of this back home"
Which he does
And when u get back
He says he forgot something in the car
then comes bzck
And then forcefully turns u around
Ur about to protest
But the you realize he's putting on a silver necklace on u
"Yahhhh seokminie, u shouldnt have. Where you even get this"
"I bought it a while back, duh" he chuckles then kisses you on the cheek
"Merry christmas jagi"
Mingyu
You are a genius for getting boyfriend like mingyu
uh and super lucky like fu--
BUT TODAY
Ur extra glad that mingyu is 10ft tall
Because ur going to be decorating your very own tree
Wow
You bought he prettiest glass ornamnets
and the sparkliest streamers
"I have a vision," u explain
Mingyu nods in understanding
U and him lift the tree into the living room
And then u start decorating the tree from the bottom up
Its all rly chill
You lot are chatting about whatever
He's tellling you about ur tour n stuff
U put on some Christmas tunes for flare
And then u stand up from the floor and boogey with each other
Yall shake ur butts
and go around the tree wrapping it in tinself
Mingyu steals one of the ornaments from u
and u try to take it back from him like the genius u are
Except hes holding it over his head
N u cant for the life of u reach his hand up there
So u step on his foot
And punch his stomach
And he bends down in reaction
In pain
Soz
He was asking for it
U steal the decor back
Then he proceeds to chase u around because aparently ur the bully
*instert pikachu meme here*
N then u get back towork
Or i mean take a break
And u eat a bunch of holiday special junk
And then u get back to work
"ok nows for the star"
U hand him the star because its the entire point of his existance
getting that star up ther
with his longass arms
He turns to u "u dont wanna put it"
BOI
u suck in a breath
"I cant frIKICN REACH IT U LIL"
He give a face, "there are ways"
"My go-- just put the AHHHHHHH"
AND THEN THE NEXT THING U KNOW
Hes crouching down pulling ur legs on his shoulders
"MINGYU PUT ME DOWN" you say, about to rip of his face
Mostly because u have nothi to hold onto
but he stands
with u on his shoulders
and walks to the tree
"Put the damn thing on before u fall!!"
Wow its ur fault again
And screaming u put the star on
And mingyu putz u down
"Okay that was stressful"
U punch him in the gut again
The8
Minghao is super tired
But super looking forward to spending time with u
So u defintely go on a date
But its of the lazy movie watch variety
Im talking all the chesey romance movies
Set in december
that has like mistletoe kisses
And snow scenes
And also those holiday specials
For catroons
And non cartoons
Even the one with arnold swartzimacallit
You pull out the laptop
And get on netflix
There's popcorn on
And hot tea
Or whatever the hell
Its all just very warm
and u and minghao are wrapped together in a warm blanket
Ur nestled in between is legs and ur super warm and cozy and im so soft bleh
"Oh oh, u should see this part, its my fav--"
But u stop uourself when u turn and see minghao fell asleep
U coo and let him obvi
taking unflattering pictures duh
But also cute ones because
#couplegoals
He doesn't sleep through all the movies though
You end up watching non christmas themed films too
Like toy story4
OKAY I CRIED AT THE ENDING
PIXAR IS REALLY COMING FOR MY WIG
"You look really cute cuddled up against me" he'll randomly blurt
U feel ur cheeks brun at that
but no he cant have that
"I thought i was always cute"
He chuckles and groans as he hugs u tightly
U laugh at his reaction
"Of course you're always cute"
"Ok but the teddy bear u got me is actually cuter"
"Nononono, the teddy is cute but uuu are cuter"
"Were u always this gross?"
Seungkwan
Okay
before u tell me these are getting worse and worse every passing member
i would first like to say i know
and that seungkwan bought u a cute dress for Christmas
and took u to a fancy restaurant
Ok ur welcome
But like even if it werent fancy
U'd still like it
cause holy guacamole
imagine holding seungkwans hand as u walk around
Jsut being so head over heels
and super in love with the cutie
Groooossss
LinDA
The feeling is mutual for him when he's around u
so he stops mid conversations
just to take ur pic
Its kinda annoyig
but kinda cute
"Hey unknow hansol told me about-- what are u doing"
"No go on, im just talking ur picture"
Literally the bst hype man alive
Will make take dozen upon dozen photos of u
And will make u pose for aethetics
He will go on making sure everyone knows u da hottest ho in the place
n ur like "seungkwan stfu u embarrassssing meee"
And then oml
Some moron tries to hit on u
and seungkwan sqwares up ready to hit a fool
would he actually do it i mean
Like
prolly Not
but then again he looked really mad
So u calm him down
and u go bzck home
And the cuddles
"Baby girl im sorry if i embarrassed u"
"Nah itz chill i mean i know u have good intentions"
U smile and he takes another candid phto of u
"Broooooo!!"
"Im donnnr. Now hows about we get rid of that dress"
Vernon
okay im willing to guess hansol loves drinking hot chocolate in the winter
So he's like
"Lets do a hot choco review"
And buys 897 types of hot choco
Or like ten
wtf eight hundres pluss is too much
So ur like okay i like hot choco
and then he pulls out his phone and does a vlive
"No i am not jealous of joshua hyungs vlive with his gf"
Yall make like ten cups of hot choco
and is chaotic
Idek how u could get injured
But hey
It wasnt even the hot water invovled
but the wrapping of the choco powder
"Technical difficulties hansol is a big moron"
U get him a bandaid
"Ya! I am not"
Yall start reviewing anyway
*insert try guys eugenes voice*
Im rihght
Ur wong
Shut up
After trying the first onw
Ur like wow dis is good
the second was even better
The third one u hold
then u realized there were eight more cups
And that u made so
much
so u were like "omf there is too much "
then u debated whether or not calling seventeen to drink the rest
But then hansol was like "ther isnt enough for themm"
Then ur like
"okay whatabout making a super hotchoco"
n vernon was like
????
"THATS THE BEST IDEA UVE EVVER HAD"
SO YALL GET A BIGASS POT
MIX THE REST IN
REALIZE U HAVENT RATED THE other cups
Shrug it off
and get a cup of the hot choco mix
"Tastes like corn"
"Bish dafaq"
Dino
Yikes
so
Chan is a dumb ho
and got himself sick at Christmas so
nononoono thats a no to any cute date ideas
and its just you and him staying at home
U personally dont mind
but hes like "awww but i had so many ideas"
but obvi U cant risk him getting any sicker than he already is
So you stay home and take care of him
and all he can do is complain about everything
about the cold
his runny nose
The lack of taste of the food
His head ache
The fact his bed is hot
And that fact that u have to take care of him
And treat him like a baby
"I am not a baby"
"Listen up, u are always gonna be my baby"
"Not u toooooo najsjsjjs"
You make him some hot cocoa
And hes like "im not drinking that if u call me baby again"
"Babybabybabybabybaby"
Ugghgg "If you keep doing that im not going to give u the gift i gotchu"
"Well das on u"
And then u end up going ona glaring contest
Chan ends up giving it to u anyway
"i hope u choke on it" he grumbles with insencerity
U coo when u see that its a handwritten letter
And then u end up crying because hes super soft
N ur super soft
And gahhh u love him so much
Chan pats ur back because he doesnt want to get u sick if he hugs u
U sniffle and wipe ur eyes
"Who's the baby now, cry baby"
You snarl and pinch his side
And now i say
This was probably hecking bzd but i hope u enjoyed
merry CHRISTMAS
ITS MY FABORITE HOLiDAY
TAKE CARE Of urselves mwaah
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Real Family 8
Pairings: BTS x teen female reader, platonic love
Warnings: Language, neglect, descriptions of a panic attack and past child abuse
A/N: Sorry I haven't posted in so long, hopefully, this chapter makes up for it. Also, I PROMISE Yoongi gets better but for the next few chapters he's going to be a jerk..I'm sorry but I can't imagine him feeling ok with reader living with him at this point in time.
Summary: It’s not blood that makes a family. It’s love.
Masterlist
The week after they had given me my own phone they had automatically became super busy. They were always leaving early in the mourning and coming home late at night, I didn't really expect anything different considering they were idols. Sometimes they would invite me to come with them to dance practice, I thought it would be fun until I saw all of the hip rolls and thrust in their choreo. Dancing like that in front of the girl who's living with you and trying not to be too sexual is weird.
So for the most part I stayed at home, and indulged in the Netflix account Jungkook made for me. Honestly, most of my days were spent eating and watching the show called the Office. In the past week I had watched seven seasons of the Office and finished Parks and Recreations. Both of which made me cry at some point from laughter and sadness. Taehyung also helped me set up an Instagram and Twitter, and sometimes we would send each other awkward selfies when he had some downtime at work. Apparently, Namjoon had even started an Instagram called the BTS family, and I later found out that the day I was supposed to get coffee for Bang, led to him yelling at the boys for not using me to my promotional potential. Or at least that was my guess and when I told Jungkook my theory, his widened eyes and exclamation of ‘you're not a promotional tool to us!’ told me my hunch was right.
All the boys had the password except for me to the Instagram account, which was a little aggravating but Namjoon also had to sit me down and talk to me about how I would need to be responsible in what I posted since I gained about 8 million followers on Instagram. The Bts Fam account was also just cringey photos of myself. There was one of me from the photo shoot, one of me and Tae, the rainbow shot of the boys and one of me sleeping on the couch. I messaged Jin asking (begging) him to delete it because I was drooling in the photo but in response, he sent me a laughing emoji.
Currently, I was watching reruns of the office since Hoseok asked me not to watch the final season without him. I refused to hold back my laughter as Kevin spilled his chilly onto the floor or when Stanley talked about his love of pretzel day. But as soon as the door slammed shut followed by a silence I immediately muted the show, calling out, “hello?” Even though I knew the house was pretty top security, doors slamming and the silence always scared me. “Just me (Y/N)!” Namjoon poked his head out from behind the wall, looking up from his phone and tucking it in his pocket. “You're back early,” I stated turning around on the couch and leaning my head against the frame to get a better view. “Yeah practice got out earlier and they decided to give us off till Monday.” He sounded so relieved but it was only Saturday, it was sad to think they had to work so hard just to get one day off. Instead of crushing his dreams though I simply smiled. “That's great.” I then noticed the quiet in the building, “what happened to the boys?” He flopped down on the couch next to me, “they went to get food-.” I immediately groaned, “Not salads again!” BTS comeback was in a few months and of course, they all were expected to diet and one of the first and only things Yoongi had said to me this week was, “If we're doing it so is she.” He didn't even say it to my face or address me, so our relationship wasn't really getting anywhere. “Sorry.” He smirked, words not matching his emotion. “Actually, when the boys get back we all should talk.” I gulped, turning off the Tv and turning to Namjoon. “Is s-something wrong?” I stuttered, despite the fact I was getting more comfortable with them I was always waiting for something wrong to happen, expecting it. Maybe this was it. Namjoon opened his mouth but the loud shouting of Hoseok prompted him to roll his eyes instead. “(Y/N) you better not have watched the last season without me!” An annoyed sigh followed by a wack came from the other room. “Can you quiet down Hoseok, anyways we have to talk to her remember.” Jin's strict voice startled me, what was so important? Jimin soon filtered into the room ruffling my hair as he passed by then jumping over the couch to sit by me. After he had done it at the photoshoot it kind of became our ‘thing’. Even after plentiful whining from Tae and Kook about how they wanted a ‘thing’ too. The rest of the boys flooded into the room, Jin handing me a bowl of greens and vegetables, the only thing slightly appealing was the boiled eggs. I tried not to act too ungrateful, even a salad was better than no food, but why did I have to diet with them, stupid Yoongi. Once everyone had settled down and Jungkook handed me a fork, all eyes were on the leader. He twiddled slightly with his thumbs as he spoke, “So (Y/N), I got a message from the state the other day about them sending a social worker to check up on you. Apparently, it's routine for them to see your lifestyle, how you're adjusting and everything.” I practically sighed in relief at his words, if this was the news then I had nothing to worry about. I suddenly perked up as a thought entered my head, “is the social worker Katie?” I honestly missed Katie, even though we fought and got on each other's nerves she was the closest thing I had to a mom. Jimin chuckled next to me and I blushed from my sudden excitement, stuffing a large piece of kale into my mouth. “The email didn't specify,” his tone then turned serious, “but, (Y/N) I was doing some research and they said if the meeting didn't go well you could get revoked from our parental rights.” Of course, I knew this, since it had happened in the past, but was he really worried about that? “Namjoon it's nothing to worry about, the state would only take me away if I was in an unfit home. Like the last place I lived at they drank a lot, called me names, tried to…” I faltered off just as Jimin had tensed from beside me. “I-I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry.” I hung my head in defeat, that wasn't just something I'd blurt out why did I feel so inclined to bring it up now. “Anyways, you guys will be fine, I have a roof, food, The Office.” I chuckled but this time no one laughed with me, all eyes downcast or glaring into the distance. Clearing my throat I started to eat more of my salad, “you guys will be fine, when is it?” My question caused Namjoon to blink a few times before looking at me. “Tuesday. We’re supposed to have a practice that day but I convinced Bang to let us leave for a few hours.” Jungkook let out an audible ‘yes’ followed by an ‘ow’ as he was smacked by Yoongi. “Is that all we had to talk about?” The nervous look on Namjoon's face only deepened and my stomach started to twist. “No. We enrolled you into a private school.” I gulped the remaining food in my mouth hanging my head in my hands once again letting out an annoyed groan, “you start Monday.”
When Tae had offered to take me to Target to shop for school supplies I did not question him. I thought he was just trying to do something nice. But as soon as the car pulled up to the mall Tae started to head for the store that screamed expensive in big glowing letters. Gucci. “Tae I can't go in there, isn't that for like expensive people?” Tae turned towards me, pushing his sunglasses up once they started to roll down the rim of his nose. His black and red checkered bandana pulled his hair back and the black Gucci shirt and jeans did nothing to hide his appearance or physique. “Don't worry so much, we’ll just make a quick stop then leave.” I grumbled under my breath, I doubted Tae could simply just make a ‘quick stop’ at Gucci. The security guard in front of the store gave Tae a nod followed by, “welcome back, Mr. Kim.” Jesus how many times had Tae been to this store. The guard gave me a side eye but didn't mention anything as I walked closer to Tae. The insides of the store were terrifying, everything looked expensive and I worried that if I touched something I would somehow fall 5 million into debt. The store was lit with a soft yellow and white glow, a set of purses in a glass case covering an entire wall, a full room of shoes and mannequins with strange looking sweaters were placed in the oddest of places. Turning a corner I almost jumped when seeing a mannequin holding a Gucci bag in one hand and a strange interpretation of a Kimono on the body. Trestles and chains hanging from the shoulders.
“Tae can we please get going soon, am I even old enough to be in a store like this?” Just as I asked, I walked by a set of baby clothes all pricing over 1,000 dollars. “Don't answer that,” I grumbled while Tae openly laughed at me. “Why don't you go wait outside while I check out,” before I could argue Tae was raising an eyebrow at me. “I'll be quick I promise.” Taking him for his word I exited the fancy store, casually leaning by the wall and taking out my phone.
Not even five minutes after walking out of the store Tae was done, meeting me outside a bag in hand. “What did you get?” I asked but he simply brushed off my question, “just some stuff. Here I got you these.” He placed a pair of sunglasses over my eyes, “you'll need them the more we go out in public.” Pulling a black mask from his pocket he quickly placed it over his mouth, “let's go.”
Once we had gotten to Target, Tae of course immediately got distracted. “(Y/N) these would look so cute on you, look!” He was like a kid in a candy store, shoving clothes in my hands and carrying me throughout the department. “Tae, why are we looking at clothes when I have a school uniform?” Tae turned towards me taking the clothes out of my hand and placing them in a handheld basket. “Don't think I don't notice the seven pairs of clothes you rotate through in a week (Y/N). I'm not an idiot.” Despite the cloth, over his mouth, I heard every syllable, and I looked away in annoyance. “Besides I can't let my kid go out in public without the proper clothes.” He turned away for a moment muttering something about how he wished it was Gucci, but the only thing I cared about was how he described me as ‘his kid.’ “Go try these on.” He handed me a big basket of clothes, “all of them?” Tae glared at me, before sighing. “Seriously (Y/N), please go try them on.” I glared at the ground as I walked towards the dressing room, not missing the smirk that passed Taehyung's face as I muttered, “only because you said please.”
After a full-on argument with Tae about how I didn't need 12 pairs of jeans he finally gave in and let me choose half of the clothes out of the pile he gave me. So the original fifty items soon turned into twenty-five. Shopping with Tae was seriously a hassle. Every time I remotely looked at something he would be breathing down my neck asking if I wanted it. Sure it may seem nice but it was also annoying. So far he had shoved Yankee Candles, fairy lights, and some supplements into the basket for my room, stating that ‘I needed to decorate.’ He tried to grab more especially when we got to the room decorating section with sheets, mirrors, hangars, couches and the fancy led lights. I had to drag him to the school section which was odd because that was the ONLY reason we were supposed to go to Target and we seemed to buy everything except for school supplies. As soon as we got to the aisle Tae’s nose scrunched up in disgust, “I hated school.” I glared at him and he quickly realized his mistake, “I mean school was fun...yay, learning.” Tae walked over to a pile of fancy looking notebooks and binders and simply swiped them into the basket from the shelf. “I actually met Jimin in high school.”
“Really?” I asked slightly in awe, everyone always talked about how once they graduated they moved on from there high school friends. “Yeah, Jimin got picked on a lot for his accent so I always tried to stand up for him. That's how we became friends.” He turned back towards me a smile on his face, “I know school can be rough, but try giving this one a chance.” I smiled and nodded throwing a pack of pens into the basket. If only I had known exactly what would happen at my new school.
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Dance Partner- Park Jisung pt.1
pairing: reader x jisung
genre: fluff
warnings: strong language
summary: You are the top of multiple categories at the idol school did you attend. Being of a darker skin tone and from America you obviously make yourself work harder than everyone else. Which results in you skyrocketing past you're very jealous arch nemesis. Getting the guy of your dreams and becoming a part of one of the most popular friend groups in the school. You do all of this with nothing but your winning personality and raw talents. With those friends, you proved your Worth to everyone including the people who doubt you.
(Thursday)
“Hey, freak!” I hear from behind me as I close my locker. I know exactly who it is, I turn on my heels to swiftly “hello ladies and gents, how can I help you on the fine day” I say smiling. This is pretty normal to see 6 people blocking my way. “you know what's in 2 weeks? I think you know why we're here” said...well pretty much my arch nemesis, Hwijin.
“Well if my calendar is correct, it's two weeks till the competition,” I say faking a thoughtful look. I go to an idol school. There are competitions every 2 months. You have to have like five songs that you can sing on a dime here, otherwise, you probably will be able to make it. The competitions are really big deal because you get them on your resume and your school record. As a student hear the huge thing.
“That's right y/n, so if you don't drop out of the comp by next Friday w-” she was cut off by the bell ringing “good talk! I think we covered a lot of ground today!” I push off my locker with my foot and shove passed them starting to run. “YOUR LUCKY I HAVE STUFF TO DO OR I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS,” Hwijin says while I'm running “YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THATS BULL SHIT,” I say as I push the door to the school open.
These things are pretty normal since...well let's be Frank, I'm an American on the darker side at a Korean school. Sure, it's an English school and I speak Korean, but that doesn't change the fact that I look like a piece of chocolate in a bowl of white rice. In this school they train you to be an idol, it's also a place idols can get there education, if they want.
I run outside to the parking lot. I put my hand over my eyes to see if I can find a particular car. I search for many 10 or 20 seconds before finding the car of my older sister. “Hey y/s/n!” I say getting in the car. “Hey boo” she says turning down the super junior she had playing. ��You excited for the comp in 2 weeks?” She says as she starts driving “yup!” I say bouncing up and down in my seat. “You know what your gonna sing?” “Yeah, I dally” “by Hyolyn!?” she says surprised “mmhmm,” I say nodding slowly and smiling “are you dancing also?” she says smiling “mmmmmhhhhhmm,” I say drawing it out this time. “Omg yes, y/n!!” She says excitedly. I laugh thinking about excited I am about it.
~Friday~
“Hey, Mrs. H” I say walking into the my teacher's office “hello y/n!” She says getting up from her desk “ok so I'm not feeling well*fake cough* and I don't think I will be back until-” “next Monday?” She says chuckling “you know my immune system so well” I point the finger guns at her. She chuckles and reaches into her desk pulling out a stack of papers. “All of next week's homework my dear,” she says handing them to me “ good luck on next week's competition,” she says patting me on the shoulder “thanks Mrs. H!” I say putting the papers in my bookbag and heading to my locker for everything else I need.
“Hey! y/n” I hear from behind me. I turn to see who's calling my name. I see a guy, looks to be around my age maybe older “hi, I'm Jeno, Lee Jeno" he holds out his hand so I can shake it “hi Jeno, I'm..well how do you know my name?” I say shaking his hand and looking slightly puzzled. “I'm in your history class, I sit in the back though so you may have not seen me, I know your name, well cuz of the “y/n and Hwijin” thing,” he says putting air quotes around y/n and Hwijin part. “Oohh, okay that makes sense, how can I help you,” I say smiling “well my friend wants to ask you something but he's too scared too, his name is jisung” my eyes widen a but “park jisung, " I say baffled. He nods his head excitedly “is afraid to talk….to me” I say still baffled, Jeno nods his head excitedly once more. “About what?” I say chuckling as i close my locker. “Well he wants you to dance with us, Since we're down a person, our friend Mark graduated last year and he was a big part, jisung thought it would be cool if you danced and sang with us” my eyes light up “I would love too!” I say hugging him. “ wait but if you just asked me, why do I need to talk to jisung?” I ask leaning against my locker “well he….we just want him to talk to you directly” I squint my eyes at him “mkey” he laughs at my expression “gimmie your phone” I reach into my pocket and give it to him, unlocking it beforehand. “Wacha doin,"i say after a few seconds “I'm putting my name in your phone, are you free next week?” He says giving me my phone back “Yeah but I won't be in school all next week, I won't be back until after the comp, I always try to catch up on volunteering, when I'm out of school. And since we're all so busy I have a lot of volunteering to do” I say chuckling at the last part. “well text me, ok?” he asks in a tone that makes me think he believes I won't text him back. “I will promise,” I say walking away. I'm fascinated to hear what jisung has to say.
~next day~
I just got out of the theaters with my sister a couple of her friends, and a couple of mine. When I get a text from Jeno
Jeno😋
Hey!😁
Y/n
Hey, what's up my man🤗
Jeno😋
What are you doing Tuesday night?
Y/n
that night I volunteered to help out at school, since I'm not in school this week I'm helping grade papers and clean up the school, kinda like detention but I can listen to music, practice, and I'm getting paid, like 30 bucks🤣
Jeno😋
I wasn't with it up until you said you get paid😂 but I'm asking because we told just jisung that we were going to meet up somewhere on Tuesday night. The thing is he's actually meeting up with you. the plan is that he's going to meet up with one of us and then they are going to take him Wherever You Are, and then he'll have to talk to you. He's too nice not to😂😂
Y/n
That seems a tad cruel...but hey I'm not one to pass up a scheme🤣. I'm down
Jeno😋
Ok good, you and he will get along great!
Y/n
I hope so! Otherwise, this will be really awkward🤣
Jeno😋
Trust me y/n👌
Y/n
Ok, I trust you😊
By the time our text conversation, I'm in the car with my sister and our friends. I close my phone and smile to myself. “Oooo, what are YoU smiling about” my friend Amanda says. “Just the competition”
I say laughing.
~Tuesday~
I get to the school and put in the password for the student workers door since it's a pretty big place the School hires student workers. We don't get paid much, but it goes toward our grades and things like that.
I put in my headphones and put dally on repeat. I work for 6 hours at a time, it's about 6 right now so I clock in and get to work, I know jeamin is bringing jisung at some point but i have preformed and fucked up so many times embarrassment isn't in my vocab anymore.
*time skip*
It's about 8 and I'm currently in the chem lab. i take a break to practice a bit pushing the tables back. The dance is a little teasing but still appropriate. I get to the chorus and start dancing my heart out, making sure I got this choreo and the singing, I take out my headphones at this point. Because dancing with those in is a nightmare. I put my phone on the table. And start performing for no one.
I hear the door open but at this point its 30 more seconds to the song so I decided to simply carry on until the song was over.
I turn around sweating and smile at jaemin, we met Monday to discuss the plan so that i would be more comfortable “hi min!” I say skipping over to him jumping in him, hugging strongly “heeeeyyyy!” he says laughing. “ Wheres jisung?” I ask looking around him “ he saw you dancing and when you were done he ran, he's probably in the caf trying to calm himself down and try to make his face less red” he says chuckling at the last part. “Okey, let's go then, oh wait, how did you do on your English test today!”I ask hoping he did well “well, I kinda got a C-.....this is a weird question but, isn't English your first language?” He asks scratching the back of his head “indeed it is my boy, would you like a new English tutor?” I ask knowing the answer “holy shit yes! That would be awesome.. we could all use a tutor really especially jisung" he says laughing as he laughs it makes my crack up as well.
After laughing for a while we made our way the caf. I see jisung sitting through the window the giant cafeteria and I start to open the door. Jaemin stops me by putting his hand on my shoulder. “ I'm gonna go, introduce yourself and just let the rest flow, you got this” he says knowing how nervous I am. I turn to him and hug him before nodding my head and putting my hand on the handle of the door. I open it and Jisungs head snaps around he smiles and gets and walking towards me. As he walks closer i see how much taller than me he is. “Hi" i say sticking out my hand “I'm y/n, y/n y/l/n” he shakes it while laughing “I know, it's really cool to meet you, I'm jisung park” I laugh as well “I know, and same” we bring our hands down and there's an awkward silence “so, what do you do now” I think for a second or 2 “well you could help me work while we talk, get to know each other” I realize how dumb and boring that sounds “actually let's not, you probably don't want to wo-” “no no, I love that idea" he says smiling putting his hands on my shoulders reassuring me. I blush but thanks to my complexion he can't see it. “Cool! Let's go!” I say grabbing his hand and running where I put my cleaning stuff. We clean and talk for a while laughing and enjoying each others company. We find out that we both love memes and video game, guaranteeing that references will be made. As we are mopping one of the bigger classrooms jisung stops and looks at me. “What's up,” I say giggling at his expression. “Can I ask you a personal question?” He says leaning on the mop “sure!” I say stopping my actions and walking over to him, giving him my full attention “what's it like being in this school and being..uh” he stops trying to choose the right words. “darker than almost everyone within 500 miles?” I say laughing “yeah," he says chuckling “well it's not all bad, most people are pretty excepting, most people don't even mention it, but you do have certain people who, well are uncomfortable with me being around, but everyone goes through that” he nods his head. At this point, he is sitting at a desk and I'm sitting on said desk. “But I still meet people like, Jeno, jaemin, and you, I have met Renjun and Chenle couple times, we have some of the same classes, they have talked to me a bit about comps and stuff, haechen is in like 2 of my classes, people like you guys make me feel at home” I say looking straight in front of me. “Ok last question I promise, “ he says putting his hands up “k, what's up?” I ask looking at him “what's with the “y/n and Hwijin” thing, I have heard it a couple of times, but I'm confused,” I sigh “iit's a long story, you sure you want to hear it?” He perks up “oh my God yes” I giggle at this “ok so Hwijin had been the top singer, dancer, and rapper, for our grade she wanted to be a part of you guys friend group so bad, she worked pretty hard on it” I explain “our friend group?” He asks “yeah, every one of you is the top of a male category, or in the top three of the entire School. So naturally, she wanted to be in your friend group. Also I think she has a huge crush on Jeno” he scrunched his nose “them together would be so gross" he cringes “I know right!?”we both shudder “anyways” I continue “ when I got here two years ago, I knew that I had to work 10 times as hard and 20 times as good in order to be called equal to everyone else. So I worked harder than I ever had before for the first competition that I did hear” he nods understanding “ normally I would just dance, or just sing, or just rap. But in my first competition, I knew that I would have to do all 3 in order to be as good as everyone else, the thing that I didn't count on is winning the first competition that I ever did hear. Apparently, it took Hwijin 5 whole times to just be in the top three” he raises his eyebrows impressed. “ about six months after that I won my second competition. I had done about 2 in between but this time I stepped my game up, singing an American Korean mashup that I made myself, dancing to it, and rapping to it. That secured me being the top of all three of those categories in our grade sections, with that everybody started wondering not if, but when I was going to end up being friends with you guys” he insists stunned that all of this was happening and he didn't even know. “ so basically I dethroned her.” I laughed causing jisung to start laughing as well. He stops and looks at me with a serious expression “I need to ask you something else” he says “sure” I say also getting serious “ so I don't know if you want to do this, but our lead rapper, and Lead all around really. She graduated last year. And we need another person.” I smile knowing what he's about to say “ I was wondering if you would want to perform with us?” He says almost so quiet that I can't hear him. “I would love that,” I say getting up and holding out my hand. He gets up as well and I engulf him in the biggest hug I can conjure. I pull back to see Jisung’s face red as a tomato. “Sorry,” I say starting to back up. “No!-” jisung says pulling me back into a hug. “You give really good hugs,” he says, “thanks," I say embracing his tall frame. “Why do you always take a week off before comps?” I pull away and smile “Plain Jane and her goons always come after me about a week for competitions. To try to mess me up, so that I won't be able to perform” his eyes widen “are you serious!?” He says concerned “yeah, it's no biggie though, I'm used to it," I say shrugging “ well one thing's for sure, she will never be able to do that again,” he says petting my curly hair. I smile and we go back to cleaning. We finish up and it's time to go home. “I had a lot of fun tonight"i say clocking out “me too, I know we just met but i feel like i’ve known you for ages” i smile at his words “i feel the same” i say walking to the door, “what are you doing anything on thursday” I open the door and realize he just asked me out “umm no I'm not actually why?” I say still with my back turned to him not wanting him to see my giddiness. “Well...uh..I.. just thought umm..” he stutters and fumbles over his words. I turn and hold his face in the palm of my hands. I just met him but I feel so close to him already “this is nice"he chuckles leaning into my hand. He sighs and takes my hands “uhh, wow this is so much harder then I wanted it to be” I giggle and reassure him. “How about this, we can go to the movies with the boys and we'll sit by ourselves and we can call it auuhh, hangout. That way you don't have to say anything"i smile at him “that sounds really nice,” he chuckles once again. I pull his forehead down and get on my tip toes, I kiss him on the forehead. “Okey, text me" I say running to the car where my sister is. “I will!”he says walking towards a the only other car in the parking lot. The window rolls down to reveal jeno is driving. “Hi jeno!!!"i yell across the parking lot “hi y/n!!!”he yells back. I hop in the car. My phone buzzes as I talk to my sister
Jisung😍😜
Hey, I'm really excited about Thursday!
I laugh at the name he put for himself
Y/n
Me too!
I smile to myself. This will be fun.
~Thursday~
I Wake up normally at about 6 knowing I don't have school I do a lot of the homework I have until about 3. I then spend the rest of the day up until that reading, playing video games, and looking at memes. I get a text from jeno
Jeno😋
Hey! Are you ready to leave, we'll be there at like 10
Y/n
Yeah, I'll be ready by then👌
Jeno😋
Kk, see ya!
I close my phone and head to the bathroom, i do my usual makeup, and usual hair routine, then go and pick my favorite “to the movies” outfit. After that i walk out of my room sitting on the couch. My sister and her partner are at work so i'm home alone. My phone buzzes
Jeno😋
Come outside!
I pick up my bag and run out of the door locking it, then running down a flight of stairs to get to the parking lot. I look around and see a car of rowdy boys. I smile and jog over to the car opening the passenger seat door. “Hey guys!” i say getting into jenos moms van, he borrows it when all the boys want to travel together. “Heey” jeamin says “how are you?” renjun asks “other then the fact that the comp is this week and i'm practically shitting bricks..i'm good!” you say making them laugh “hey i can help you practice if you want” you hear from the back knowing it's jisung “omg that would be great! I need a fresh pair of eyes on the routine to tell me if anything wrong i say turning around to face them “oh jisung would looove to be a fresh pair of eyes for you” chenle says jisung blushes and i quickly turn to the road ahead as jaemin is about to say something i plug in my phone to the aux and start playing music. “Ohhhh shit i love this song!!” i hear heachen say making my smirk at my genius save. I start dancing and having fun as well. We all sing to the lyrics and know all of the words. I see jeno shaking his head as i annoyingly sing to him, making him laugh. We get to the theater and i force jeno not to turn off the car as we park wanting to finish dancing to the song. I hop out as well as everyone else that was in the car dancing the choreography to shine by pentagon. I laugh as the song ends and take my phone off the aux cord. All 7 of us walk to the ticket counter. Jeno walks up “hi can i get 7 for aquaman, umm 2 kids 5 adults” we all look at each other wondering who it's going to be that gets the kid tickets. He turns around and everyone looks at my and jisung us being the youngest\. He jives one to jisung then passes straight over me and gives the other to chenle. “What!? I'm older than her!” he says pointing at me “well physically..but she has more brain cells than the 2 of you combined” he says walking away making me almost fall to the ground in laughter. “The funny *wheeze* the funny thing is *gasp* i have like 4!!*laughing even harder* SO HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE!” i say dying with laughter making everyone else laugh just as hard. After that we make our way to concessions buying loads of snacks. “Ok so the movie doesn't start for a while so we can just sit out here and chill. We find a bench and about four of us sit down, i keep standing along with a couple of others dancing to the music in my heart slightly. Jisung starts dancing with me. “Hey y/n, i have an idea” jeamin says “shoot” i say telling him to go ahead. “Come to school tomorrow, we can protect you, i'm sure everyone want to see you before the comp “i cant” i simply say as i keep dancing. “Oh come on what's the worst that could happen” jeno says “i don't think you guys understand,” i say pausing my movements “she has damn near broken my jaw not allowing me to sing. She has sprained my ankle so that i can dance….” i pause and inhale and exhale “she almost broke my vocal cords” i say making them grow quite realizing how serious this is. I shake my head continuing. “She’s normally all talk, all bark no bite. But the week before comps puts her in this weird thing. Her moms a teacher so she has access to the roster. She probably knows that i haven't backed down. She WiLL come after me. I'm not putting you guys through that” i say smiling at them “well if you that uncomfortable..we will come over tomorrow night!” chenle says brightening the mood “i would love that!” i say jumping up and down making them smile. We talk more and go in when it's time.
I remember that this is a date and whisper to jisung as we are walking in “how are we going to get alone, without it being super obvious” “i got this.” he whispers back “hey y/n and i have already seen this so we're going to sit somewhere else so that we don't disrupt with commentary” he says and starts walking. We find a place and sit down high fiving one another. We whisper extremely quite so that we don't ruin the movie for anyone. “What's your favorite part?” he whispers “the last 20 minutes of the movie” i say chuckling “saame” he says dapping me up. “Can i ask you something..outside?” he says “yeah sure” i say putting my stuff down.
Jisung holds my hand as he leads me to the hall. He turns to me “do you trust me” he aks seriously i star chuckling “jisung we ju-” “do you...trust me” he says stepping closer holding my waist. I nod my head yes “then believe me when i say this. Hwijin, will NEVER have the chance to even touch you EVER again. You gut that, i won't allow it” he says putting his forehead on mine i close my eyes feeling tears build up behind them, he cares so much, i can see the pain in his eyes as he thinks about what's happened to me in the past “your better then her, you always have been and you always will be, you don't have to be scared anymore” i wrap my arms around his neck and bury my face in his shoulder “thank you” i whisper “y/n, will you be my dance partner” i giggle and pull away. I wipe my tears and look at him in the eyes. “Yes. 100% yes” i say hugging him tighter. I pull away “i-” i'm cut off by a kiss, i have kissed someone before but this, this feels electric like a bolt of lightning struck, in a good way. He pulls away with his eyes still closed, smiling. He opens them and hugs me once more “wait so you're telling me, i can call you my boyfriend?” he blushes and nods his head. “And i'm extremely proud to call you my girlfriend y/f/n” he says putting his chin on the top of my head. “Omg i don't think anything could ruin my week...or year for that matter,” i say making him laugh. We walk back into the theater hand in hand and sit back down. I lay my head on his shoulder as he intertwines our fingers, making me smile even more. I put my chin on his shoulder looking up at him “if you want me to come to school tomorrow i will, now that i have a knight in shining armor” i whisper “i would love that y/n” he says kissing my forehead. We turn to the movie and keep watching and whispering to each other. The movie ends and we walk to where everyone else is keeping from holding hands until we were ready to tell everyone. “Omg that movie was so good!” heachan says. “Yeah this theater is really nice to, it's a little further but it's worth it” jaemin says “yeah, this was the best movie experience ever!” renjun says as they continue talking “funny he should say that” jisung leans over to whisper. “I was literally just thinking that” i whisper back. “So i have convinced y/n to go to school tomorrow!” jisung says to the boys. All of them are really excited, they know the fear of being bullied they all were once, then one by one mark protected them and took them under his wing.
We walk out of the theater and they drop me home i thank them and say good my goodbyes. Jisung and i try to keep our distance for now so that it won't be obvious. i unlock the door to my sister's apartment and slide down it. Thoughts of jisung and the competition swirled my mind, “holy shit” i whisper. It was all i could muster.
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can the admins help me out? i'm looking for g-idle content to watch to get into the girls more - what shows have they been on or what variery shows do they have? i'll really appreciate some suggestions ^^
hi there anon im going to put this under a read more in case it gets lengthy!!!
Music Videos / Collabs / Solos:
latata - idle [i am album]
hann - idle
senorita - idle [i made album]
blow your mind - idle
pop/stars - k/da, idle, madison beer, jaira burns
relay - idle
follow your dreams - united cube (miyeon + minnie)
mermaid - united cube (soyeon)
upgrade - united cube (all)
young and one - united cube (all)
jelly - soyeon (pre-debut)
idle song - soyeon (pre-debut)
i wanna be - key (shinee) ft. soyeon
you too? me too! - huta (btob) ft. soyeon
wow thing - seulgi x sinb x chungha x soyeon
Reality Shows:
idle i-talk (eng sub playlist)
to neverland (eng sub, ep.1 [next ep. linked in comment])
produce 101 eng sub (soyeon)
crazy performance ft. clc’s eunbin
turtle ship performance [solo cam] [full perf.]
don’t matter performance [solo cam] [whole perf,]
push push performance [solo cam] [whole perf.]
unpretty rapstar season 3 eng sub (soyeon)
scary (special stage) - nada + soyeon
grace + ashb vs. nada + soyeon
soyeon vs. coolkid diss battle
soyeon vs. ha jooyeon
she’s coming one take mv
넌 잘하고 있어, 넌충분히 해내고 있어 - soyeon ft. dabi
track 4 solo battle
cypher
im scared of myself too
Variety Shows:
idol show ep. 5 (with pentagon)
knowing bros ep. 141 (yuqi)
after school club (no eng. sub but some is in english)
super tv 2 ep.6 (with super junior)
Other:
7 rings dance cover (soojin)
finesse cover - jinho (pentagon) ft. soyeon
fake love (bts) cover live in taipei
brand new (shinhwa) stage live in thailand
u-go-girl (lee hyori) stage
hot issue (4minute) cover stage dmc festival
kissing you (snsd) cover stage - yuqi (with yeri / kei / umji / dahyun)
sunny (daniel) cover stage live in berlin
idle + stray kids + the boyz dance stage gayodaejun 2019 (soojin, soyeon, yuqi)
maze stage live in taipei
latata remix ver. stage
dance busking (hello bitches / mic drop / crazy)
dance melody (soojin + yuqi)
fake love dance cover in new york
latata flash mob in new york
apesxxt choreo in new york
mafia dance (dingo)
newsade xo game
nct night night full radio show (video) eng.sub
let’s dance latata
relay dance [latata] [hann + kcon ver.] [senorita]
mama rookies relay dance (yuqi + soojin [ft. loona, gwsn, the boyz, kim donghan, nature, fromis 9, hyeongseop,euiwoong])
the show mini game
isac rhythmic gymnastics [yuqi + bowling] [shuhua]
idle’s first music show win
dance practice [latata] [hann] [senorita]
stage mix [latata] [hann]
LieV
vlive + youtube [united cube youtube]
#idle#i hope this helps it took me an hour and a half!!!#Anonymous#please feel free to add to this!#reply
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If you haven’t already, could you make a guide for The Boyz? I need to learn their names because I want to stan! The only one I know is New and it’s because of the phone booth scene(s) in No Air. Pls help
here you go!~
[ guide to the boyz no air edition by age ]
[cr. naminuna] Sangyeon
leader, oldest (dubbed as the father lmao)
physically he’s shortish, small eyes, most likely has his hair parted like in the picture
pretty funny in variety and does voice impressions of emperors
vocal
[cr. BUD OF LOVE] Jacob
softest boy ever, his hair is grey/colorful right now so you can recognize him easily but other than that he has bunny teeth and cute lil cheeks
½ canadian line (usually translating with kevin and eric)
referred to as the angel of the group 99% of the time
passionate girl group dancer, pelvis king
vocal
[cr. VELVET GOLD MIND] Younghoon
nickname is bread(bbanghoon)
tallest
usually pouting, holding his hands to his chest, shyish
has round/big eyes and a small mouth
he’s so soft despite his height you could pummel him(literally top 4 weakest)
vocal
[cr. BELOVED] Hyunjae
dorky, has a laugh where his mouth is big and his eyes crinkle
also has a small mouth and pointy face, almondy eyes
has greyish hair alongside jacob but they don’t look anything alike
master of spinning anything on his fingertips
goes to the gym everyday, buff boy™
vocal
[cr. Mood for Love] Juyeon
tbz believe he’d die first in an apocolypse
“serious” and sensitive guy(not rly)
his hands are 20.5 cm and tbz will never stop talking about it
his smile reminds me of a cat and as he has the cutest eye smile
long limbs in general
vocal
Kevin
½ of canadian line
hair is usually swoopy but if it’s a bowl it’s pretty bouncy
also it’s red
has a heart shape in his mouth
very very very artistic, designed some parts of tbz’ past albums
piano and vocal boy
he’s a bit awkward but it’s funny and we love him
along with younghoon, you can pummel kevin
talks in vines and memes
signature peace sign in selcas and poses
skinny legs
[cr. COCO DEWY] New
you already know him but just know that
has a slight case of rbf
gets the most roasted by members
he’s small af(by weight) but can eat a ton
you can pummel chanhee
has a habit where he raises his eyebrows sometimes for no reason
touches his mouth/nose when he laughs
pink hair rn
vocal
[cr. THEQ] Q
super long neck
hair is mostly swoopy for this era
prominent cheekbones
laughs a lot
small mouth
i’m listing them by vocal/rapper but he’s mostly known for his dancing as well
could also pummel Q
[cr. DEAR, MY UNIVERSE] Haknyeon
chubby lil cheeks and sharp teeth
small eyes
kinda has a squarish rectangular face
his hair is either in a bowl like this or parted directly down the center
small in terms of height
members like to say he eats a lot frequently
mc material, likes to joke around a lot
was on produce 101
vocal/rapper
[cr. pink sparkle!] Hwall
big case of rbf, has a resting scowl
sharp eyes when he’s dancing
don’t let this fool you because even members refer to him as a [chic] baby
unique(?) fashion sense, likes those furry tiger jackets
has abs hiding under his clothes
biggest bts fan ever, knows all their choreo and lyrics
fun fact: his name is hwall which means bow in korean and it turns out he’s really good at archery as he won gold at the ISAC
he’s all of the hyung’s favorites
knows how to make sunwoo end himself
rapper(vocal sometimes. we never know because he gets .3 lines per song haha)
[cr. in the groove] Sunwoo
creker likes to display him as a hard rapper but he’s a whole(maybe half) softie
professional roaster, mostly to new
will come for you
coconut haircut for life
he’s growing
in animal comparisons, he’s a raccoon and no one can tell me otherwise
usually wants to die of second-hand embarrassment
main rapper, also a vocal
Eric
LA gangster
shortest one, also has a cute eye crinkle
sharp jaw line
mostly has fluffy orange hair rn
international soft boy
bffs with felix from skz
rapper
and that’s all of them! some of these descriptions are more helpful than others and i’m sorry for that LOL the easiest way to know them is watching the series’ that they’ve done before because they have many!
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What's the last sweet treat you've had? A vegan brownie. Totally random news but as part of my job I got to have dinner with a celebrity who happens to be an endorser for one of the brands I handle. Super big name and I had to hide my awe the whole time! – but anyway she is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met and she also introduced me and Bea to this cute little all-vegan place in Makati for dinner. She had to leave early but she told us not to miss out on the desserts, so we made sure to buy. I got a Biscoff doughnut and a brownie, both of which were good. The doughnut did have some sort of coconutty aftertaste that I didn’t like at first, but it eventually grew on me; the brownie was simply great. Would you ever or have you gone golfing? (mini golf counts) The most golf I’ve done was on Wii Sports. But it does look interesting to me these days (contrary to what I’ve said on recent surveys that golf doesn’t excite me in the least - hahahah a girl can change), and actually Kaye and I chatted up a storm about planning a golf date the next time we see each other. How about bowling? I have gone bowling a few times, yup! My arm strength is pretty weak though so my ball always ends up in the gutter hah. I like putting up the bumpers just so I can actually succeed.
What's something you've been wanting to try but don't have the nerve or time? Tennis. I was really close to applying for lessons with my cousin at the start of the year, but I had other financial priorities at the time and couldn’t just drop 7k for the class. It’s definitely not off my plate though and I’m still looking for the perfect time to finally enroll.
Also, more Korean lessons! I never got to enroll again after my Basic Korean 1 class, but I’ve been wanting to continue with the next session.
Are you able to walk or jog more than 1 mile without stopping? Walk, yeah. Different story for jogging/running.
Do you enjoy decorating your home for any occasion? Not really. I don’t even join when my family starts decorating for Christmas lol.
What did you last have to drink? Coffee.
What's your favorite color in the rainbow? Purple.
Do you tend to stumble over your words when you're nervous? Don’t we all? I mean I know some people can handle their nerves better than others, but I don’t think anyone’s never ever stuttered or stumbled over their words.
Are you a fan of Ozzy Osborne? I wouldn’t call myself that, no.
Have you ever caught Covid-19? or any of the variants? Yep, I’m sure I did at the start of the year. I never took a test for it but in any case I was asymptomatic and didn’t have to take a day off work. What color was the blanket that you last covered up with? Pink, as are all my blankets.
How long do you lay in bed until you get up if you can't sleep? This hasn’t happened recently; I’ve had no problems falling asleep. But hypothetically, I think I’d start getting worried if it’s been at least an hour.
What's a dance move you can confidently do? I can mimic the choreo of Mic Drop in its entirety, but I wouldn’t go performance level with the dancing because I can’t dance to begin with haha. Do you know a Lucy? I went to kinder with one, but apart from her I haven’t known any other Lucys.
Do you ever listen to any A.M. radio stations? No, too boring.
Do you stream most of your music? Yes, on Spotify.
What is something you dread? Anything bad happening to my loved ones.
Would you say you're an overall nice person? Yes. Sometimes I feel like I’m too nice just to avoid confrontations. I will say though that I also don’t usually hesitate to pull out an attitude when it comes to people who rub me the wrong way.
What was the last argument you got into about? Idk. I haven’t gotten in one of those recently.
When did it last rain? Like, 15 minutes ago. I had plans to go up the rooftop tonight, but the second I stepped outside the air had felt heavy and alarm bells immediately rung in my head hahaha. It poured shortly after.
Do you use big words in your vocabulary? Eh, I guess. I don’t do it on purpose or to show off my vocabulary, of course; but I feel like this is a side effect of identifying as a writer lol.
Do you keep Christmas bags and old wrapping paper to reuse? Yes. Everything is stored either in my mom’s closet or the storage space we have under the staircase.
What's a charity you support strongly? It’s a local NGO called Strays Worth Saving.
What's the first flowers or trees you notice that bloom when it gets warmer? Uh that’s not really a thing people look out for here. It’s just warm all year round hahaha. Have you ever accidentally punched yourself in the face while pulling your covers up? Maybe once or twice. It’s not something I’m prone to doing.
How about dropping your phone on your face? Not on my face, but I’ve had many near-accidents of having my phone plop to the ground. It’s usually when I fall asleep on my side for a few seconds, phone in hand. Once I feel the sensation of my phone slipping away I jolt awake and catch my phone before it falls.
Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Nah. I’ve been front row at a concert before but it was nowhere near being a mosh pit.
What's one of your favorite TV shows? Breaking Bad.
What are 3 words or phrases you use most often? “Oh my god,” “For real?” and “Girllllllllll” hahaha. When did you last trip or fall? Last April when I skipped a step and sprained my ankle.
What type of pain pills do you use for a headache or do you just tough it out? Biogesic. If I feel like I’ve been too reliant on pills recently, I wil sometimes just rub oilment on my temples and let the cooling effect soothe the headache.
What did you last say out loud to a family member? I was telling my sister how I barely remember anything I did during my 4-day weekend, and that all the plans I had went undone lmao.
Can you remember the last time you dressed up nice for an event? June 16th, for a PR event that I was heading.
What did you last thank somebody for? My mom for making dinner.
Do you see any stuffed animals from where you are? I have Tata near me, if they count. Do you or anyone you know suffer from food allergies? Yeah, I know a bunch of people allergic to seafood.
Look up from your device. how much black do you see? Eh, I wouldn’t say it’s all black since I have my night lamp on. Most of the darkness comes from outside since it’s nighttime.
What color do you dislike the most? Neon green.
Can you whistle good enough to get through a whole song? Sure, if I try hard enough. I’ve never needed to whistle that long though.
What did you last tie a knot for? For my shoelaces.
How many surveys have you taken so far today? This is my third.
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L.I.B (MT Fanfic) Part III
Title: L.I.B
By: AntiVisual
Rating: (M) for Angst and Smut (in later chapters)
Dedicated to my fellow chocolate 아가새 baby birds and whoever else is interested (your attendance is greatly appreciated ❤)
Summary: You, Sara Park (age 20), have been a trainee at Pledis along with your best friend Mina Kim (age 22), for nine years since you were eleven, until you suddenly get cut out of the trainee program. Feeling defeated and discouraged, you decide to make plans to move back to America…that is, until you get a mysterious email from a manager that claims to work for JYP Entertainment. Nothing could have prepared you for the roller coaster of events that would ensue as you try to find balance between the hectic life of being an idol and finding yourself falling in love with one.
Disclaimer: Long conversations between two or more characters that are speaking in Korean will be italicized. If it’s not italicized, assume that it is in English.
Part I Part II Part III Part IV
Previously:
“Well, thank you Mr. Tuan.” You bowed again. “I really appreciate-”
“You don’t have to be so formal with me…” He gently dropped your stuff in front of the door. “You can just call me Mark. I’m pretty sure- hopefully we’ll see each other often.”
“Hopefully.” You sighed.
“See you later, Sara.” He smiled and turned down the hallway.
“Bye…” You sighed deeply. “…Mark.”
III.
December
It’s been a few weeks since you had your literal run-in with Mark Tuan and since then, you couldn’t seem to get him out of your mind. From his red hair, slenderness, and adorkable smile to his beautiful brown eyes, pretty pink lips, and amazingly sexy b.o. You found yourself wandering around the penthouse eating snacks mindlessly, thinking about him. It was strange, you always liked Mark as a fan, and loved Got7 and their music. You always imagined meeting him in real life, and you always imagined exploding at the seams with fan-gasms, but when the moment surprisingly arose, you found yourself quietly admiring him. Coco wrote the third song, titled “Disco”, for KWEEN’s debut album, and during the week your group was practicing the sexy choreography rigorously, to the point where you needed to see a chiropractor weekly.
“Sara!” Mina yelled in your face.
“W-w-what??” You snapped back to consciousness. “What going on?”
“You zoned out again.” Coco sighed.
You looked around and realized that you were sitting on the floor in the practice room.
Thinking about him again. You sighed.
“What’s been going on with you?” Mina knelt down to you. “You’ve been zoning out lately.”
“Nothing just-”
“You’ve been stressed out about the choreo?” Coco asked worried.
“”Um, yeah.” You lied. “Just been tired lately.”
“Well, don’t get super stressed out yet,” Mina smiled. “Remember, you still have to write our forth song!”
“Ughhhh…” You groaned and flopped onto the floor.
“Are you working hard, KWEEN?” Mrs. Na smiled brightly as she entered the practice room.
You, Mina, and Coco jolted up to your feet and bowed deeply. “Hello, Mrs. Na. Yes, we are working hard!”
“I’m glad to hear that, because I have a surprise for you.” Mrs. Na explained. “A JYP group has so graciously offered their free time to come and see your choreography!”
You and your members froze in excitement of your mystery guests. As you see Mina and Coco getting excited, you couldn’t help but shake the feeling that something was…off. Your palms started to feel clammy and your heart started to race. What if- no. There is no possibility, you thought. Mark is with Got7 in Japan on their Turn Up tour. There is no way they could be back already. They are still in Japan. They are still in Japan. They are still in Japan. They are still in-
“Come in, boys!” Ms. Na yelled from the practice room.
Oh Shit.
Before you could gather yourself for what was about to happen, the practice door opened and in walked your worst fear; the members of Got7. Your fellow members started to go crazy, jumping up and down and erupting in screams. You, on the other hand, your heart felt like it flew out of your mouth. You didn’t know whether to join your members in rejoice (because at the end of the day, you love some Got7), or to run screaming. You looked at each member as they walked through the door, knowing that Mark was eventually going to follow. Over whelmed with nervousness, you snapped your gaze to the floor.
“Come and get it!” The group bowed. “Hello, we are Got7!”
Your two other group members started squealing. “Oh my goodness!!!”
“Hello, KWEEN,” Jaebum smirked. “Thank you for having us. We are very excited to have a new group in JYP Entertainment.”
“Thank you for being here, Got7,” Ms. Na smiled. “Girls, introduce yourselves.”
“Get ready, get set! Hello, we are KWEEN!” We bowed.
You heard the group of boys clapping, but you still maintained your staring competition with the practice floor.
“Hello, I am maknae and lead rapper, Coco Lee!”
“Hello, I am Mina Kim. I am the eldest, Leader and second singer of KWEEN.”
Oh Shit. You froze and swallowed hard as you maintained focus at the floor.
“Hello,” you bowed. “My name is Sara Park, and I am the visual, and lead singer and dancer of KWEEN.”
“I’ve brought Got7 here today to shadow your dance practice and give you advice. So, do your best!“ Ms. Na said.
“We will try our best!” Mina smiled and turned to us. “Let’s show Got7,Disco! Fighting!”
Immediately, you felt your heart drop. Not only does “Disco” have the most energetic choreography on the album, but it also is the sexist choreography so far. You weren’t comfortable doing the choreography in front of Got7 (especially Mark), but with Mina being your leader, it’s not like you couldn’t say no. As you and your group got into there starting positions, you could feel eyes on you. Maybe it was just the nerves getting to you, but nonetheless, your curiosity got the best of you… you found yourself slowly looking up, and found Tuan intensely meeting your gaze. He was wearing a black oversized long-sleeve, ripped jeans, back Vans, and a black cap. Your eyes widened and your heart began to race. He watched you through hooded eyes and then scanned you slowly from head to toe. He only momentarily averted his gaze when Jackson whispered something in his ear. The beginning of the “Disco” track playing finally snapped you out of your trance, but you could still feel Mark staring into you. You pushed through the dance routine, trying hard not to make eye contact with Mark through the combination of body rolls, hip shakes, and grinds. After three agonizing minutes, you and your group made the finishing poses and everyone else in the room started cheering and clapping.
“Getting better, girls.” Ms. Na clapped.
“I love the choreography! It’s very strong.” Yugyeom said.
“You guys have some really strong lyrics and voices, good job.” Jinyoung said.
“Wow,” Jackson smiled. “I really like it so far! I can’t wait to see you guys debut.”
“Thank you.” Mina nodded. “We really appreciate it.”
“Well, thank you for coming, Got7.” Ms. Na said. “We really appreciate your feedback.”
The boys then left the room and you looked back up.
“Good job, girls.” Ms. Na smiled. “Now,you girls have a break and go get yourself something to eat. I will see you all tomorrow. Fighting!”
“Fighting!“ Your group smiled as your manager left the room.
“Good job, members,” Mina huffed as she high-fived you. “We did great today!”
“Now let’s go stuff our face!” Coco yelled.
Later that night~
“Didn’t the boys look so good? Oh goodness…” Mina sighed into her bowl of ramen.
“They are so much taller in real life!” Coco blushed.
“Yeah…” You sighed unintentionally.
“Thinking about Mark?” Mina asked.
“Yeah… uh whoa whoa whoa,” You raised your eyebrows. “How did you-”
“Did you see the way he was looking at you?” Mina asked. “It’s was like he couldn’t take his eyes off you.”
“I’m jealous.” Coco said. “I wish a man would look at me like he wanted to eat me alive.”
“Yah… I don’t know about all that.” You giggled. “Honestly, I actually met him already.”
“What?” Your two fellow members yelled.
“Shhh!” You looked around the company cafe and saw people staring at your table. “Quiet!”
“What the shit, Sara!” Mina whisper-yelled. “How you keep this amazing turn of events from us! Are you insane?”
“I’m sorry, it’s that I’m still trying to process everything. You know I had on him since they debuted…but now it’s different.”
“Well, when did you guys meet?” Mina asked.
“He helped me carry the extra box to the penthouse…”
“Oh my lord,” Coco held her chest. “This is a sign from the gods.”
You laughed. “What?”
“There’s this thing in China called the Red Thread of Fate and basically it talks about two people who are tied to an invisible red thread by the gods. Long story short, these two people are destined to meet each other and be soul mates for life. Or something like that…”
“It is a strange coincidence that Mark’s hair is red this era. Coincidence? I think not! I think I hear wedding bells.” Mina winked.
“Ding, dong, Diiing, dong!” Coco sang.
“I love you guys but, this isn’t the first time Mark has had red hair. That’s a huge reach. Besides, I don’t think he would see as a soul mate. I’ll just try my best to forget about him…” You sadly stared down at your bowl.
“Gonna be hard to do that..” Mina suspiciously sipped at her drink.
“Why?” You asked.
“Because he’s right there.” Coco looked behind you.
“Shit! Shit! Shit! Don’t look, don’t look!“ You whisper-yelled at your members. “Just keep your head down and hopefully he won’t notice-”
“Hello, Mark! Over here.” Mina and Coco smiled brightly and waved in his direction.
Motherfuck-
“Oh,” He smirked and walked over. “Hello, KWEEN.”
“What are you doing here by yourself?” Mina asked.
“We’re still working in the building so, I decided to take a break and eat.” He smirked and looked at you. “You guys were great today by the way. Sorry if I didn’t mention that earlier.”
“Thank you,” Mina nodded. “I could tell you were really moved by our-”
Don’t you dare. You thought as you glared at your leader.
“uh…talent.” She giggled.
“Oh, Mina. Look at the time, we forgot to do that thing we forgot to do.” Coco stood up with her food tray.
Mina looked confused then played along. “Uh, oh! Yes! How could we forget?”
“W-where are you guys going?” You started to sweat.
“Don’t worry about it unnie,” Coco. “We’ll be right back.”
“You have Mark oppa to keep you company.” Mina winked and left with Coco.
“Do you mind if I sit here?” Mark asked you.
You looked into his puppy eyes and melted. “No, I don’t mind.”
“What did they forget to do?” Mark titled his head.
“I have no idea.” You sighed.
“Uh, you’re a really good dancer. You’re like Yugyeom.” Mark smiled as he poked at his food.
“Thank you,” You blushed. “You are really good dancer, too.”
“Thank you,” Mark nodded. “Maybe you can help me with some choreography some day.”
Your face got red. “Um, don’t you have Yugyeom?”
“Yes, but when I ask him for help, he sometimes thinks that he can boss me around.” Mark looked up at you and giggled.
You giggled along. “Sounds about right.”
“Besides, I would rather have you show me.” He smirked and went at eating his food.
“I… I wouldn’t mind that.” You blushed and watched him take a bite of his food.
“So, what made you get into music?”
“Well,” You shifted in your seat. “I was never really interested in anything else as a kid, and I didn’t really have any friends. My mom, she tried getting me into many different things and even though I was fairly good at them, my heart was never into it. Then I met Mina when I moved to South Korea and we found love for music together…”
You looked up and saw Mark looking deep into your eyes, slowly licking away the food that was at his lips.
You snapped your head back down. “U-uh, yeah. It’s all history from there.”
“We are alike in that way,” Mark smiled at you. “I wasn’t really that interested in many things when I was younger, but doing this and being a member of Got7 has made me very happy. Hopefully, you will even happier when you debut.”
“Hopefully.” You nodded.
“How old are you?” Mark asked.
“I’m 20.” You blushed.
“Wow, you are young.” He looked surprised. “Maybe you should call me oppa.” He joked.
You laughed nervously. “I’m only a few years younger than you, silly…why did you want to know?”
“I just wanted to know…” He looked down at his food again. “If it would be appropriate for me to have your number.”
YESSSSSSSS! Your innards screamed.
You looked at your crush with a calm expression, despite your inner excitement. You nodded after a few seconds of realizing what he had asked you. It was really awkward, thinking about that Mark Tuan, THE Mark Tuan, asked you for your number. With slightly trembling hands, you typed your number into his phone.
“Well, I should probably get back to them.” Mark got up and you followed. “It was nice seeing you again.”
“Yeah,” You played with a curl of your hair. “I should probably see what’s taking the girls so long.”
You both stood in front of each other in awkward silence for a few seconds, not making any eye contact.
“Um,” Mark finally broke the silence. “We have some promotions coming up so… I don’t know when I’ll see you again but, I’ll definitely… text you.”
You looked up at Mark’s puppy brown eyes and eye mole. “Oh, okay. Good luck with your promotions, oppa.”
Mark’s eyes widened and he giggled. “Thank you, Sara. Good luck debuting. I know you’ll be great.”
With that you two parted ways, going down two opposite halls. You mindlessly went up the elevator, heading back to KWEEN’s penthouse, thinking about Mark again all the way up. You unlocked the door and walked past Mina and Coco who were barking at you with questions.
What did he say?
How did act?
Did you get his number?
You were too filled with butterflies to even hear your own thoughts. You dragged your feet back to your room, locking the door on entry and flopped your body on your bed.
“Oh my gosh,” You sighed into your pillow. “Oppa? Why would you say that you idiot? He was joking you goof… ARRGH!”
Your phone vibrated.
Let’s just say you both stayed up late that night.
To Be Continued~
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Taylor Swift vs. Katy Perry: The Complete Timeline of Their Feud
Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's pop star feud just keeps on giving!
Over the past few years, these famous frenemies have seemingly used their beef as songwriting material, addressed their differences in interviews and have gotten their squads involved.
Here's a look back at how the feuding first began and how it's progressed:
Sept. 8, 2014: Taylor Swift's Rolling Stone Interview
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Prior to Swift's revealing Rolling Stone tell-all, Perry and Swift appeared to be friends, gamely posing at awards shows together.
But Swift had everyone talking ahead of the release of her GRAMMY-winning 1989 album, thanks to her quotes to Rolling Stone magazine, in which she revealed that she had a feud with a fellow pop star, which inspired her hit song, "Bad Blood."
"For years, I was never sure if we were friends or not," Swift said. "She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think, 'Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life?'"
"She did something so horrible," she continued. "I was like, 'Oh, we're just straight-up enemies.' And it wasn't even about a guy! It had to do with business. She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me.”
Several internet commenters then noted that Perry did lure a few backup dancers away from Swift's tour as she embarked on her own Prismatic tour in 2014. However, according to one of the dancer's agents, the dancers "exercised a 30-day out in their contracts and left Taylor, but Katy didn't steal them."
"They just didn't want to tour with her anymore because there is basically no choreography or dancing in her show," the agent claimed.
While Swift did say that the feud had nothing to do with a boy, both previously dated singer John Mayer.
Sept. 9, 2014: Katy Perry Calls Swift a 'Mean Girl'
Watch out for the Regina George in sheep's clothing...
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 9, 2014
Perry didn't shy away from Swift's Rolling Stone comments, tweeting the next day: "Watch out for the Regina George in sheep's clothing..."
In January 2015, Perry confirmed the tweet was pointed at Swift.
"If somebody is trying to defame my character, you're going to hear about it," Perry told Billboard magazine when asked if her tweet was about the "Shake It Off" singer.
May 23, 2015: Taylor Swift Will Never, Ever Talk About Katy Perry Again
In an interview with The Telegraph, Swift made it clear she was over Perry. "I'm not giving them anything to write about," she said when asked about about her nemesis. "I'm never going to talk about her in my interview. It's not going to happen."
Swift did, however, confirm she had her "enemies" in the business. "It's not real if someone appears to never have any issues with anyone," she explained. "I have my friends. I have enemies."
July 22, 2015: Katy Perry Hits Back at Taylor Swift Amid Her Nicki Minaj Beef
Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman...
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 22, 2015
The pop star feud was resurrected when Perry jumped in on the Twitter beef between Swift and Nicki Minaj over the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards nominees.
"If I was a different 'kind' of artist, 'Anaconda' would be nominated for best choreo and vid of the year as well," Minaj tweeted, getting vocal about her VMA snub. “If your video celebrates women with very slim bodies, you will be nominated for vid of the year."
Swift took the tweet personally, responding, “I've done nothing but love and support you. It's unlike you to pit women against each other.”
Perry then chimed in with a devastating tweet referencing "Bad Blood."
"Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman..." she wrote.
July 27, 2015: Taylor Swift Throws 'Left Shark' Shade at Katy Perry
@TSwiftOnTour@TSwiftNZ@taylorswift13 THERE WAS A SHARK DURING #BADBLOOD TODAY #BADBLOODSHARKpic.twitter.com/VXWetafdj6
— Jillian ❤🎤🎧 (@Swifty448) July 26, 2015
Swift appeared to be back at it again later that month, seemingly trolling Perry during her Foxborough, Massachusetts, stop as part of her 1989 world tour. Her performance of "Bad Blood" curiously featured a cameo from a life-sized shark mascot -- a not-so-thinly veiled dig at Perry's Super Bowl dancer-turned-internet meme.
July 13, 2016: Calvin Harris Brings Taylor Swift and Katy Perry's Feud to the Forefront
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— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 13, 2016
Time, the ultimate truth teller.
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 9, 2015
Swift's ex-boyfriend, Calvin Harris, brought up Swift and Perry's bad blood when he slammed the singer on Twitter. Harris was upset after Swift's rep confirmed that the singer wrote his and Rihanna's summer hit, "This Is What You Came For," under the pseudonym Nils Sjoberg -- when the two were still a couple -- and after Swift began dating actor Tom Hiddleston, who she broke up with that same year.
"Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though," he tweeted, after initially praising Swift. "I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do."
"I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it," he continued.
Perry later tweeted out a GIF of Hillary Clinton shooting out an epic "I told you so"-look shortly afterward.
Adding more fuel to the fire, Perry then retweeted her own tweet from May 2015, where she wrote, "Time, the ultimate truth teller."
Sept. 10, 2016: Katy Perry Would Collaborate With Taylor Swift Under One Condition
if she says sorry, sure!
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 10, 2016
Perry was looking for an apology after a fan asked her on Twitter: "Will you ever collab with Taylor Swift?"
She surprisingly tweeted back: "If she says sorry, sure!"
Oct. 26, 2016: Katy Perry Rocks Out to Kanye West's 'Famous' Taylor Swift Diss
Perry once again rekindled the pop star feud while celebrating her 32nd birthday at Kanye West's concert in Inglewood, California. She even shared a video of herself dancing along to the rapper's now infamous Swift diss in "Famous."
May 20, 2017: Katy Perry Calls "Swish, Swish" an 'Anthem' Against Bullying
Though Perry never mentions Swift in her song, "Swish, Swish," the track is clearly slamming somebody, and of course, fans couldn't help but notice that that "swish" isn't so far off from Swift.
"From a selfish or a sheep/ Don't you come for me/ No, not today/ You're calculated/ I got your number," Perry sings. "'Cause you're a joker/ And I'm a courtside killer queen/ And you will kiss the ring/ You best believe."
"So keep calm, honey, I'ma stick around/ For more than a minute, get used to it," she continues. "Funny my name keeps comin' outcho mouth/ 'Cause I stay winning."
"I think it's a great anthem for people to use whenever someone's trying to hold you down or bully you," Perry told Jimmy Fallon about the song during her appearance on The Tonight Show. "That's kind of what this record is about. It's just like [a] 360-degree liberation. ... I think 'Swish' represents the liberation from all the negative that doesn’t serve you."
Of course, some of Swift's pals definitely didn't see it that way. Ruby Rose took to Twitter to defend Swift and slammed Perry, writing: "Purposeful poop" to 'bomb a petit' to a sloppy mess of writing over the top of Funkagenda..stop trying to make 'Wit..I mean 'fetch' happen."
"I've always stood up for the people I love and against things I think are cheap or mean spirited. That's not new. You have to follow your ❤," the actress continued. "I just think with everything going on in the world to go from rebranding as political activist only to ditch it and go low.. is.. a bummer."
May 22, 2017: Katy Perry Claims Taylor Swift 'Started' Their Feud and 'It's Time for Her to Finish It'
Perry didn't hold back during her Carpool Karaoke segment with James Corden, addressing the beef head-on.
"Honestly, it's really like she started it and it's time for her to finish it," Perry said after the Late Late Show host asked her to clear things up. "She wouldn't speak to me. I do the right thing any time that it feels like a fumble. It was a full shut-down and then she writes a song about me and I'm like, 'OK, cool, cool, cool. That's how you wanna deal with it?'"
"But, what I wanna say is that I'm ready for that B.S. to be done," she added. "Now, there is the law of cause and effect. You do something and there's going to be a reaction. And trust me, Daddy, there's going to be a reaction. It's all about karma."
It should be noted that "Swish Swish," coincidentally, has a line about karma, where Perry croons, "Karma's not a liar."
June 8, 2017: Katy Perry Slams Taylor Swift for 'Trying to Assassinate' Her Character
Perry wasn't quite done talking about Swift. In an interview with NME, she gave background on why she decided to address the feud with Corden.
“I mean, I’m not Buddha -- things irritate me,” she said. “I wish that I could turn the other cheek every single time, but I’m also not a pushover, you know? Especially when someone tries to assassinate my character with little girls [her fans]. That’s so messed up!”
June 8, 2017: Taylor Swift Puts Entire Song Catalog Back on Streaming Services -- Right When Katy Perry's Album Drops
Actions speak louder than words. Though Swift has stayed silent on Perry's comments about her, she announced on June 8, 2017 that her entire song catalog would return to all streaming services at midnight -- just when Perry's Witness album dropped.
Perry was later asked about whether the move bothered her during an interview with the Today show's Natalie Morales. "I don't know, I can only do me," Perry replied. "All I need to say to her is I love her, and God bless her on her journey. And that’s it."
June 10, 2017: Katy Perry Is '100 percent' Ready to 'Let Go' of Feud
Perry made it clear that she was ready to make amends with Swift during a conversation with Arianna Huffington, which was live streamed to promote Witness.
"I'm ready to let it go. Absolutely, 100 percent," Perry said of the longtime beef. "I forgive her, and I'm sorry for anything I ever did, and I hope the same from her, and I think it's actually... I think it's time."
"There are bigger fish to fry, and there are bigger problems in the world," she continued. "I love her and I want the best for her, and I think she's a fantastic songwriter, and like, I think that if we both, her and I, can be representatives of strong women that come together despite their differences, I think the whole world is going to go, like, 'Yeah, we can do this.' Maybe I don't agree with everything she does, and maybe she doesn't agree with everything I do, but like, I just... I really, truly, want to come together, and in a place of love and forgiveness, and understanding and compassion."
June 12, 2017: Katy Perry Changes a Key 'Swish, Swish' Lyric
Perry backed up her conciliatory quotes by pointedly changing a few lyrics while singing "Swish Swish" during an outdoor concert for her fans. Instead of singing the line, "Don't you come for me," in the first verse, Perry sang, "God bless you on your journey, oh baby girl."
July 19, 2017: Katy Perry Says She's 'Always Loved' Taylor Swift Despite Their 'Differences'
Perry wasn't done trying to make nice with Swift.
In an interview on Australia's Today show, Perry reiterated that she had love for the singer. "I mean, I love her, I always have," Perry told host Richard Wilkins. "We've had our differences, but I just continue to say, 'God bless her on her journey.'"
While Swift never acknowledged Perry's compliments, Twitter was abuzz that the ladies would finally put their beef behind them at the VMAs. After all, Swift did so with West at the 2015 VMAs when she presented the Video Vanguard award to the rapper, and when she jumped onstage to open the show with Minaj after their Twitter feud that same year.
However, Swift did not end up attending the 2017 VMAs.
August 24, 2017: Katy Perry Releases Star-Studded "Swish, Swish" Music Video
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Like Swift's "Bad Blood" music video, Perry enlisted a bunch of celebrities to star in the music video for her single, "Swish, Swish," her diss track widely speculated to be about her frenemy. The release was ahead of Swift dropping her first single, "Look What You Made Me Do," off her album, Reputation.
August 24, 2017: Taylor Swift Releases Shady "Look What You Made Me Do" Music Video
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While Perry hosted the VMAs, it was Swift that got people talking with her shade-tastic music video for "LWYMMD."
Main moments of shade include Swift made up in a way that could be described as “Katy Perry-esque” and wrecking a car (complete with a Katy-cat in the front seat).
March 17, 2018: Karlie Kloss Addresses Taylor Swift Feud Rumors After Hanging Out With Katy Perry
The model-turned-tech philanthropist was longtime friends with Swift, and opened up to The New York Times after fans started speculating that she was now Team Katy. After all, the girls was spotted hanging out together a month prior.
"Don't believe everything you read," Kloss said simply.
March 18, 2018: Katy Perry Subtly Shades Taylor Swift on 'American Idol'
The feud continues! @katyperry throws SHADE on @taylorswift13 on @AmericanIdol#AmericanIdolpic.twitter.com/IBut9mAkhn
— TalentRecap (@TalentRecap) March 19, 2018
During a montage segment of Idol hopefuls auditioning for the panel, Perry's fellow judge, Luke Bryan, asked one scruffy, guitar-carrying singer, who he looks up to as a musical artist. "I'm sorry for this Katy… Taylor Swift," the hopeful answered nervously.
"Oh, you don't have to be sorry," Perry replied.
"I love Taylor Swift," the contestant added, emphatically.
"I love her, as a songwriter, as well," Perry stuttered, before shrugging indifferently.
Will these two ever make amends? Here's more on the feud:
May 8, 2018: Katy Perry Sends Taylor Swift a Literal Olive Branch:
It appears the feud is finally over. Swift shared a video of an olive branch and a note from Perry on her Instagram Stories on May 8, one night before her Reputation tour kicked off. The note is addressed "Hey Old Friend," and a closer look at the handwriting shows that Perry apologized to Swift.
"Hey old friend, I've been doing some reflecting on past miscommunications and the feelings between us, I really want to clear the air," the note reads.
Swift was clearly pleased by the gesture.
"So, I just got back to my dressing room and found this actual olive branch," she says in the video. "This means so much to me."
"Thank you Katy," the text on the video also reads, along with pink heart emojis.
Katy Perry sent Taylor an olive branch for the opening night of the reputation Stadium Tour! pic.twitter.com/6GDamcxezI
— Taylor Swift Updates (@TSwiftPR) May 8, 2018
A source told ET that Perry gave her apology to the "Gorgeous" singer a lot of thought before sending it, and has been wanting to bury the hatchet for a while now.
“Katy planned a very personal, sweet apology and took time to write a kind note in hopes Taylor would see how much she cared about putting this behind them,” the source said. “Katy told friends if Taylor didn't accept this apology, she would keep trying because she is done holding on to the past and wants to be part of the change in today's society. She wants to set a good example for women, so she planned to never give up, if that is what it took."
“Katy hopes they finally can be supportive of each other's music and maybe one day soon even hang out together again," the source added. "Katy realizes they need to take it one day at a time, but that this is a great start.”
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5 things tag // this is so long cause that’s the kind of person i am lol
Tagged by the lovely @rose-femme🌹
5 things you’ll find in my bag: a notebook, mechanical pencils, an actual book (currently the lies of locke lamora), headphones, and the magical creation that is dior lip glow (in pink and coral)
5 things you’ll find in my bedroom: a mini carved wooden texas that my godfather made, a pillow that says “you can’t read all day if you don’t start in the morning” and shhhh morning can totally be like 2am sleep what is sleep, subtle animal crossing art that looks like an old fashioned painting that’s in a deceptively fancy looking frame haha, a signed house md script that’s framed, and assorted sparkling lemonades and waters that @brbcalibrating would despise
5 things I’ve always wanted to do: learn to draw well - sidenote i bought a graphics tablet last october and still haven’t opened the goddamn box i’m awful i know but my goal is start using it before a year literally passes once october arrives, write fanfic (i’ve got stuff planned out i’ve just gotta get going on it), carve a pumpkin (i’m thinking about fall let me live lol), visit positano, italy aka a fairytale like place that doesn’t seem real, and have my own rose garden
5 things that make me feel happy: well written stories, violent rainstorms, new music by artists i love, d o g s, empty bookstores, and birds chirping in the early, early morning i know that’s six things but shhhhhh
5 things that i’m currently into: breath of the wild, rogue fantasy aka reading series like six of crows (guys go read about my murderous crow children), the young elites, and three dark crowns back to back lol, chai tea, watching reaction youtube videos to various things esp music, and sorbet/gelato
5 things on my to do list: finish the super cool (i promise like i can’t wait to put these on tumblr) ariana grande concert videos that @with-indecent-haste and i are working on, buy lorde tickets at some point (@obsessivefd, @with-indecent-haste, and i might go), buy the ingredients to make sushi bowls (inspired by the sushi burritos @omnipresent-coffee found), send my friend olivia all the photos from her trip that she took on my phone cause her phone’s camera sucks, and finish all the shows omg i’m the worst there are so many like supernatural, hxh, gossip girl, coffee prince, the magicians, degrassi junior high (lol there’s a dramatic story behind this particular venture down the tv show rabbit hole that involves @with-indecent-haste) etc that i need to finish and now olivia wants me to watch game of thrones but i kinda wanna read it first ahhhhhh but just as a sidenote i don’t care about spoilers for anything really so no worries
*bonus question! cause i love discovering new music*
4 songs i’m currently obsessed with and 1 that’s my all time fav i have questions by camila cabello - an emotional gut punch that you have to listen to also i’m linking the music video which should really be watched first before listening to full song
why by sabrina carpenter - cue easygoing carefree vibes
the animate-a-grump remix credits song that can only be done justice by watching the beautifully fan animated animate-a-grump video that everyone should watch because one it’s hilarious and two the art styles are killer because so many artists (many of whom are on tumblr) worked so so so incredibly hard on it for months
be alright by ariana grande - honestly when am i not obsessed with this song and its amazing choreo like she was teasing snippets for months and i was constantly wishing it’d be out
white houses by vanessa carlton - this song is my all time fav for a myriad of reasons. she’s been my favorite artist since middle school and i finally got to see her live a few months ago and she performed this song and ahhhh my emotions were in a whirlwind there’s also a live studio version of the song that i absolutely adore also sidenote her live version of willows will forever have my heart and was breathtakingly gorgeous to hear live
bonus songs from albums that i’ve been utterly obsessed with for weeks now: new rules by dua lipa, 100 letters by halsey (who i’m seeing live in october ahhhhhh), and for lorde i’m caught between lyrical/emotional masterpiece that is hard feelings/loveless and the intensity of writer in the dark so have both
tagging the following lovelies💞💞💞 @with-indecent-haste @brbcalibrating @omnipresent-coffee @decembercamiecherries @murderxbaby @wonderlandmonkeypuzzle @fuckrealityfictionisbetter @decoolz @lisbett168 @bisexuals-are-perfect-flowers @bleachellatswift and anyone that wants to do this like i’d love to read people’s responses
i would tag natalie but i already know that there’s not even the sliiiiiiightest chance that she'd do this haha but visit her blog anyway for all things fandom and cool it’s @obsessivefd
#this is super long cause i’m a detail oriented person#if you read all of this and clicked all the things you're incredible#textpost#once again reminding myself that i need a new tag for these kinda things
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