#and then the ghostbusters shit on the so called ghostbusters blog

[almosthonest]

okay so like ... what if i made a separate blog for ghostbusters shit?

[triplethreat-triplea]

I have thoughts and ideas for fics that I will never write so I'm putting them out into the world for The People to take inspiration from!

Detective Conan/Magic Kaito:

1. Shameless - Both Kuroba and Kudo have absolutely zero (0) shame. Kuroba is Kuroba and Kudo had to pretend to be a 7 year old. He absolutely weaponized that despite his initial shame, and got over it because of the strategic advantage.

2. Change is Hard - Kudo, as a teenager again after the APTX cure, has a hard time breaking childlike habits he formed as Edogawa Conan. (Inspo for this here on Tumblr). I know there are already fics like this (one is linked under the post attached) but I need more.

3. Who, or What, is this Child??? - POV outsider. The police think that Conan is a child agent or something. Maybe they think he's cursed, or a shinigami. Just debating, sharing ideas of what is up with Conan.

“Is he even human?”

He's very unethical, someone overhearing him explaining things would be concerned.

He says stuff that he should not know and then just does not explain, a very fun habit to have to deal with.

He just has so much audacity for a small child.

Many of the police just accept that he knows everything but when they go to him to confirm anything he just pulls out the “i'm just a kid, how would I know” like the little shit he is.

His kicks too, what do they make of that? Is he just super strong (a point to the non-human argument)? or do they just not question why he has shoes that enhance his kick strength?

He knows absolutely too much about everything/anything and uses TV or Hawaii as an excuse.

4. Let the Maze of my Design Carry you on - Someone realizing how Conan is the one behind stopping/solving so many things. POV outsider. (Title from this song).

5. Wounded - Outsider POV, literally anyone notices the injuries Conan gets doing crazy shit. But they don't know he does crazy shit, so they jump to conclusions.

6. Cafe Gossip - Amuro’s coworker/usual patrons notice that he hates this one guy that comes in sometimes and that Amuro is basically a father to this kid that comes in sometimes. POV outsider. 2+2+1: 2 times Amuro was familiar with a kid, 2 times Amuro was familiar with a guy, and 1 time the kid and guy came in together (and were a family with Amuro).

7. Going on After Completing Your Life Goal - Kaitou KID finds the Pandora gem and destroys it in front of the organization that wanted it for immortality. Now that he has completed his mission he has to find out how to go on with his life without a looming threat or an ultimate goal. He continues his shenanigans at school but now it lacks a bit of heart. After the initial rush of destroying the gem he feels that his life is a bit lacking and without direction. He eventually learns to live life in the present with his friends and to give his life a bit of meaning with human connections that he neglected a bit when he was KID.

8. The Price of Opening Pandora's Box - Do whatever with this title as a prompt for Magic Kaito.

9. Who You Gonna Call? Ghostbusters! - Kudo's friends think he is a ghost due to the fact that he just vanishes sometimes. We, the audience know that's because the APTX cure ran out, but he seemingly vanished while in the backseat of a car that was driving on the highway. Or from a dark hallway with only a fleeting touch. Add on the rumors of his death after he went missing, and boom! Ghost Kudo.

(I also like any POV outsider fics, there aren't nearly enough in any fandom. Nor time travel/time loop fics in non time related media.)

(Different fandoms are in different posts so take a gander at my blog for ideas if you like: Debut or Die, Omniscient Readers Viewpoint, or BBC Merlin!

[slickshoesareyoucrazy]

Who Ya Gonna Call?

This is going to be a rambling mental health dump about yesterday. Be warned.

So yesterday afternoon I watched Ghostbusters, my all time favorite movie, that I saw for the first time when I was 6 in 1984, and have seen likely hundreds of times since then, with a friend I've had for several years now who is at least as old as me, who had NEVER seen it. I fucking love watching this movie, especially with people who are seeing it for the first time. My son leaves the room when I watch it because, "Mom it's honestly weird that you know every single word of dialogue." My friend commented on that too, even watching it 'together' long distance and communicating via text. I can't help it. I love it. She asked me why I love it so much. I didn't want to write her a full length doctoral dissertation on Ghostbusters while she was actively watching it with me for her first viewing, but here will be a long essay about a couple of the reasons I love it so much today. I wrote an essay before about how I love that the Ghostbusters are good men, about how even cocky, wryly comedic, womanizing Pete Venkman (Bill Murray) reveres informed consent. I've written about how much J is like Egon Spengler. Some folks have heard me talk about how this movie connects me to A, who's my best friend who passed away last December (You want me to get REAL emotional and sappy, talk to me about Ghostbusters Afterlife. That's obviously about both the afterlife and Egon Spengler. That's like ...a lot. But that's another whole essay. I'm sure I could have just a Ghostbusters blog.)

Today I'm gonna write about 2 things though that no one really thinks about when they see Ghostbusters and one of them is HYPER specific, and it will probably only land if someone else reading this is a freakish super fan like me. But here we go.

At the very beginning of Ghostbusters, Pete Venkman is doing a 'psychological experiment' as a professor at Columbia University, where he claims to be studying, 'the effects of negative reinforcement on ESP (extra sensory perception) ability.' The comedy is that his experiment is shit because he's skewing results in favor of a pretty girl he's trying to pick up. But if you pay attention to the scene his actual results are showing that negative reinforcement improves ESP ability. The poor student getting the mild electric shock on the incorrect guesses, does get one right after 4 misses. And while I can't name the card you pull out of a deck without looking at it, or actually read minds, nor did I ever get actual electric shocks or other physical pain-type negative reinforcement growing up, the subtle negative reinforcement I did constantly get from my family except my grandparents essentially trained me to fucking figure out from whatever you can observe and feel in your space how to navigate it and make a guess at what people need or expect from you in order to avoid that. In my case...I think the negative reinforcement enhanced my 'ESP ability,' for better or worse. I've had many people in my life straight up ask me if I was psychic before. I'm not. I just have a trauma history that makes me so hyper aware of other people's feelings and needs that I can fairly accurately project and predict what they'll do and say a lot of the time. And the closer I am emotionally to that person/the more time I spend with them, the better I get at it. I like that part of Ghostbusters.

And the other piece I want to rant about is the silly commercial they make for the business that ends with the line, "We're ready to believe you," and of course, the catchphrase, "Who ya gonna call?" I'm an honest person. I don't lie. But that doesn't mean I'm always believed. My feelings and needs for attention and affection were ignored, denied, and negated often by pretty much everyone in my life except for my grandparents, A, J, my son(mostly), and some online friends. I don't trust them all the time either. It goes back to all that negative reinforcement and overused and overly relied upon ESP ability. Actually, I don't even trust myself a lot of the time, even though I'm not a dishonest person, especially if I'm thinking or feeling something good or hopeful. My default about people I love and want to trust, and even about my own feelings is, "This can't be real (implied: because it's good)." But the Ghostbusters are ready to believe me. They won't ignore, deny, or negate my experience. It's their promised business model and mission statement. And J and I woke up at 2am today and talked all morning about...life. And about how hard it is to trust and rely on other people other than each other. About how neither of us have anyone really, that we feel would be of any real help to us other than each other. All of our closest emotional connections are scattered and fragile, and all of our closest geographic connections are tenuous at best, but actually basically unreliable to the point of uselessness. We don't have anyone to call. We ARE who other people call. I'm 46 years old and a parent and a homeowner and a college graduate, but I admit I wish we could call Ghostbusters. I like that part of Ghostbusters too. They understand my negative reinforcement and they're ready to believe me and if there's something strange in my neighborhood, I can call them. That's basically my lifelong relationship fantasy. That's why I love J so much. It's why I miss A so badly. They give/gave me that for real.

That's not all of why I love Ghostbusters so much, but it's a start. Thanks for watching it with me yesterday. You don't really know how helpful and necessary it was for me to get through the day. ❤️

[gemsofgreece]

What do you think of this video? It's good criticism i think but i'm asking beyond it's USA pov, what do you think specifically in regard to the "adaptations/americanizations of Greek Mythology" and these combative & arrogant attitudes & tactics towards not just their domestic audience disagreeing on some things from their USA perspective, but towards the people from whose civilization they stole, in order to "fix" it [insert clown face]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngqO9Hp19_4

ANSWER

It is the exact same principle. Movie making these days is rarely done with passion and love for storytelling. Movies are mass produced to fan-bait audiences - especially late teens and 20somethings whom the movie industry is most dependent on right now. Just like superhero and fantasy movies have become pathetic in their majority, so has the Greek mythology-inspired content, which generally belongs to the same genre. It used to be portrayed more through sword-and-sandal films but not anymore. Now Norse and Greek gods are just some comical superheroes.

Nobody in the filmmaking industry can convince (or would even try to) that they do care about foreign cultures’ mythologies. It is just more content to exploit in order to excuse their lack of creativity and interest in making original characters. So they mass produce movies with well known characters who they don’t give a shit for. All they want is a field to apply all the qualities they need to check in the trending box, so that the "usual suspects" among young American fans will “clock in”.

That’s all there is to it really. Almost no moviemaker or retelling writer truly cares about the mythology or the culture. Not even to truly reshape it and manifest something through this - problematic as it may be - I doubt that even these excuses are any genuine. But this type of stuff sells somewhat (actually less than all these people are always confident it will though, as proven by the box office) and everyone wants a piece from the pie.

In short, entertainment industry nowadays is a few (ironically, often middle aged white) people sitting around a table and wondering: what is another field on which we can produce a dozen movies with no plot and originality and throw in the dog-whistles that will get us the viewers’ money with the minimum amount of effort needed? That is all it takes.

The combative attitude is what keeps them and their small groups of impassioned supporters going. When you hit them with accusations that are objectively true (ie inaccuracy, appropriation, bad plot, lack of talent, unsuitable cast), it’s hard for them to defend themselves against these so the combative attitude (oh you must be a racist, sexist, mythology gatekeeping nationalist etc) is their only way of reacting without admitting their shortcomings.

Having said that, I agree generally with the video and personally yes I didn’t like the remake of Ghostbusters and the new Star Wars but the thing is, at the risk of Bill Murray knocking down my door and humiliating me if he ever sees this, I don’t like the original Ghostbusters and the original Star Wars either. Unpopular I know! (I can still see the superior quality though.) Also I disagree about Black Panther, one of the last good superhero movies in my opinion. But I totally agree about the embarrassment the Rings of Power are and how much lack of self-respect you must have to produce this after Jackson’s Colossal Trilogy. All these are irrelevant to Greek matters but I felt like mentioning them since I watched the video after all.

I also totally agree about Mulan and I am going to talk about this a little here despite it being irrelevant to the blog’s theme. The live-action version of Mulan was supposed to be another addition to the feminist film pool. When I watched this movie, I felt offended. OFFENDED. They changed the plot in order to make Mulan have a “chi” gift by birth, or whatever it was called, which was making humans born with it have some superhuman abilities that were making them great warriors. The point those megamind film creators were obviously trying to make was “oh look a woman is born with the chi so women are equal to men yeah feminism uwu give us our woke money now”. I cannot explain how livid I was when I saw this. You see, in the real world women are not born with a chi and neither are men. Those shitheads tried to promote feminism by writing that at some point in a fantastical China a woman was born with a supernatural gift WHEN IN THE 90s ANIMATED “BACKWARDS” MOVIE Mulan was a regular everyday girl with no supernatural talents that managed to distinguish herself as the best soldier of China through insistence, perseverance, strenuous work, strategic intelligence and a sacrificial spirit for the sake of her family. Qualities that can actually be found and be further developed in real human beings. Do we all realise how regressive the live action movie is??? To me this was the opposite of feminist, despite knowing their intentions were the exact opposite and that is what often makes such movies so pathetic. This is why I often call such and other similar content counter-productive. The woke people being all aggressive and combative in supporting those movies or the modern retellings do not realise how horrible and dangerous they often unknowingly are to all these causes. And by changing gods and mythological characters and making the female ones girlbosses by default and the male ones convicted feloners or something, what exactly do they think they achieve in the long-term??? Will the world's poc's rights be respected or will the femicides decrease if, say, Circe is a wronged girlboss and Odysseus is written as an asshole? They will achieve exactly nothing, the consumers will eventually turn their backs on them anyway sooner or later. They are only earning more and more contempt from the people of these cultures they play with so carelessly. Well done, I guess????

[watchingspnagain]

Rewatching The Real Ghostbusters

Welcome to “In Which Dean Gets Hangry and Clenches His Butt Cheeks, Sam’s a Better Boyfriend Than God, and the Boys Go Meta: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!

Up today, s5e9: The Real Ghostbusters.

Whatsherbucket (who is now, apparently, sort of Chuck’s girlfriend), calls the boys with an emergency, but when they show up at the hotel, they discover it was a ruse to get them to participate in a LARPing convention based on the Supernatural books. They find themselves surrounded by people dressed up as and pretending to be Sam and Dean, plus people in monster costumes. Chuck’s there, too, of course, although he’s not having a good time (stage fright, plus girlfriend trouble - WHB is still hung up on Sammy). The boys are sort of confused, and very horrified, and pretty darn angry. And then people start dying, for realsies. A couple of the LARPers end up helping them, sort of, to find the ghosts responsible and dispose of them, and the boys come a little bit to terms with the idea of others seeing their lives as enviable. Chuck promises not to write any more books, and WHB turns out to be an unexpected source of quality info: she knows who has The Colt.

Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.

 [and we begin:]

Lor:

I hate Chuck but I NEED that jacket

   Mace:

Dean’s eyeroll

   Lor:

I'm with Dean on the eyeroll

  

 Mace:

HAHAHA

   Lor:

I enjoy this ep but Becky makes me want to put a swizzlestick in my brain

   Mace:

HAHAHAHA YEP

   Lor:

OMG Sam's little startle at the scarecrow

   Mace:

omg Sam getting startled by the scarecrow

HAHAHAHA OMG

   Lor:

LOLOLOL

   Mace:

were there actual conventions going on by this time?

Lor:

I thiiiink so?

   Mace:

because HILARIOUS

   Lor:

YES

the boys' reactions. i love it

   Mace:

YESYESYES

   Lor:

omg Dean looking at Sam

   Mace:

HAHAHAHA

   Lor:

"IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE BOOKS DON'T READ EM, FRITZ"

   Mace:

YEAH, FRITZ

“SWEET LORD YES” HAHAHAHA

   Lor:

lol

 “for food and shelter?"

   Mace:

fuck you, Chuck

RIGHT?

   Lor:

I'd feel bad for him if I hadn't seen the rest of the show

   Mace:

EXACTLY

   Lor:

"leave this to the grownups" Dean, honey. come with me, we're gonna get cookies

   Mace:

SNORK

   Lor:

Dean is DONE but he also wouldn't mind the gift card to Sizzler

   Mace:

Dean’s into the sizzler card

HAHAHAHA

   Lor:

LOLOLOLOL

OMG the low voices with the dudes

   Mace:

YES

   Lor:

"how'm I supposed to vanish?"

I love the meta

Mace:

it’s pretty clever

Lor:

this is two meta eps in a row

   Mace:

they’re softening us up for the hard shit on the way

   Lor:

YEP

"but you seem different"

   Mace:

uhhuh

   Lor:

"I don't have time to play Star Wars, guys" look, Mr. Meanie

   Mace:

HA

“you have no idea"

   Lor:

"off limits to nerds" He's funny and it annoys me that he's funny because he's a jerk

   Mace:

HA

he deals with the public. I’m willing to cut him some slack

   Lor:

HA! FAIR

"if it's just me, I look stupid" and then his boyfriend's eyebrow raise

Mace:

YES

these two are adorable

   Lor:

"stay in character" and all he does is lower his voice haaaaahahahahaha

YES

   Mace:

YES

omg their gleeful giggles and smiles

   Lor:

YES

   Mace:

okay ew

   Lor:

right?

I hate scalping stuff

   Mace:

yeah

   Lor:

ew, Becky

Mace:

yup

   Lor:

Dean does NOT like it when people go after kids

   Mace:

he does not

   Lor:

"give me the map, chuckles" "you're the chuckles, chuckles" LOLOLOL

   Mace:

omg Sam really wanted to say “cool it” HAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

   Lor:

YES

they're Rufus and Bobby, omg

   Mace:

YES

Dean. Don’t yuck their yum

   Lor:

yeah

but also: FUCK 327

   Mace:

yeah

Lor:

"i don't think they care because they're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS"

   Mace:

HA

   Lor:

"you wanna win the game, right?" he's so snarky

   Mace:

he really is

   Lor:

someone needs to feed him

   Mace:

he does seem a bit hangry

   Lor:

right?

   Mace:

aw, he paid for their drinks

   Lor:

I never noticed before they repeated the pouring the shot... shot and first it was Dean and then it was the dude playing Dean

YES

   Mace:

cool

“screw you very much"

Lor:

HAHAHA

"i'd say no" OH JUST WAIT, CHUCK

   Mace:

right?!

   Lor:

gratitude and a sandwich

   Mace:

HAHAHA

“sigh” HAHAHAHA

   Lor:

OMG FRITZ read something else

   Mace:

I kind of love Fritz

   Lor:

i do too honestly

   Mace:

welp bye Fritz

   Lor:

poor Fritz

   Mace:

poor Fritz indeed

   Lor:

"how do you feel about angels?" ONE OF THEM SHOULD BE IN MORE EPISODES

   Mace:

HAHAHA YES

   Lor:

"just give her the puppydog thing, okay?"

   Mace:

YAS

aw, these guys are ADORABLE

   Lor:

YES

   Mace:

Dean, don’t call a grown woman sweetheart

   Lor:

omg he called her sweetheart

   Mace:

HAHA

   Lor:

LOLOLOL

there is one man who's allowed in my book, and it's Dean Winchester. everyone else is on notice

because he's DEAN

   Mace:

YEP  

I assume people have made much of the virginity anecdote and Chuck being god?

   Lor:

I... don't know

I know a lot has been made of him later claiming to have had both boyfriends and girlfriends

   Mace:

i don’t remember that! Ha!

   Lor:

omg Barnes and Damien believing in ghosts but not Dean

   Mace:

YES and Dean’s eye crinkle when he smiles at them

   Lor:

YAS

"who wouldn't want that?"

his reaction is so WEIRD

Mace:

“howdy partners” oh Dean. relax your butt cheeks

   Lor:

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

   Mace:

omg Sammy don’t make me smack you upside

   Lor:

lol

   Mace:

CROWLEY

   Lor:

omg Sam's face when she says didn't you read the book

   Mace:

CROOOOOOWWWWLLLEEEEEYYYYY

   Lor:

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

   Mace:

it’s about ding dang time

omg that Dean smile SHIT

   Lor:

YES

"it's not jumping the shark if you never come back down" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

   Mace:

SNORK!!!

[pileofpawns]

Intro post!!! Wauuugh! Finally!

I have been meaning to make one these for ages but I've never gotten around to it lmao

Hi there, I'm Plum! I'm 17 years old and my pronouns are she/her (though idc if you use they/them on me either). I'm a disabled aroace cis girl. Nice to meet ya! This is where I tip my brain contents into - Consistency does not exist here! I mostly post about my interests (which can change very rapidly), but also make generally nonsensical shitposts and rarely post art I make.

Misc info about me:

I'm okay with any and all gendered language being used on me. I'm not a guy but you can call me one if it's funny (or even if it’s not funny)

Common speech quirks and things I say and type a lot include "wowzers", "eep", abbreviating "-ing" to "-in", and capitalizing words for emphasis

I LOVE turtles. Can't get enough of em. My favorite species is the three-toed box turtle!

You are always free to mention me on posts or send me asks for literally anything! People nudging me to show me something they think I'd like brings me SO much joy.

Fruity fella who loves (literal) fruit

🐢💕 <- favorite emojis

I am disabled!! (I know I said it at the top) My disabilities include ADHD, dermatillomania, misophonia, mitral valve prolapse, and major depressive disorder. I’m only sharing these because I’m comfortable doing so and I want to talk about them!

I have a habit of calling anyone who I am even slightly acquainted with "bestie". If this makes you uncomfortable please let me know and I will stop!

I make visual art, write, and craft things sometimes! You can check out my stuff under the tags #plums art and #plum writes . I've also been playin the violin for uhhh... 7 years now?

I HATE discourse and I'm a strict inclusionist. This blog is safe for endogenic and mixed origin systems, self-diagnosed folx, folx who use microlabels, and pretty much anyone not trying to cause harm to others. Please keep discourse out of here.

I'm a scalie and also alterhuman in some kinda way!! I don't really label it lol but I am a three-toed box turtle in some capacity.

You can find me on ao3 here

You can find me on YouTube here

And you can find me on Discord under the user pickledplums ! If you shoot me a friend request or DM please let me know who you are first or I will likely not respond.

My blog name is a lyric from the song “Ghostdubster” from the “Super Ghostbusters Deluxe Edition” album by Vargskelethor. Give it a listen, funniest shit I’ve ever heard.

Spam likes/reblogs are okay!! They make me rlly happy :))

Non-definitive list of fandoms I'm in/media I enjoy:

Sonic the Hedgehog

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (mostly 2003 and rise but I love all iterations)

Tales from the Stinky Dragon

Usagi Yojimbo

PaRappa the Rapper/UmJammer Lammy

Rhythm Heaven

Samba de Amigo

Magic the Gathering (not really versed in the lore but I do play the game!)

Dungeons & Dragons

Spongebob Squarepants (the main cartoon and the musical)

Kid Cosmic

South Park (I am not very active in the fandom anymore and have not watched the actual show in ages, but I will occasionally like/reblog fanart. I recognize the problems it and it’s creators have.)

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Welcome to my silly little blog! I hope you enjoy your stay :}

[sesealotuz]

I posted 148 times in 2022

That's 147 more posts than 2021!

22 posts created (15%)

126 posts reblogged (85%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@/deadshadowcreature

@/appreciatedvillain

@/lmkwritings

@/angelicalchaoticabyss

@/calamityshrike

I tagged 30 of my posts in 2022

#ninjago - 10 posts

#nioook ocs - 8 posts

#ninjago villain - 5 posts

#ninjago harumi - 4 posts

#ninjago lloyd - 3 posts

#ninjago acronix - 3 posts

#little dumb ocs - 3 posts

#twst x reader - 2 posts

#ocs - 2 posts

#my ocs art - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 66 characters

#pls help i didnt do much research before i feel so dumb and stupid

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

more bad sketches of my oc !d!d!!! (HAS BEEN UPDATED)

See the full post

8 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#4

new lmk oc!!! Li Hua (she/it)

9 notes - Posted May 4, 2022

#3

they share the same hairstyle. whihc i would love to call. "the horse ponytail"

god i fuckng hate nadakhan tho 🤜🤜🤜

13 notes - Posted April 12, 2022

#2

them.

115 notes - Posted June 5, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

My middle brother who doesnt know much about ninjago makes fun of the villians -

Harumi - Ms. red eye bitch

Acronix - One of the travel times - naruto

Morro - Ghostbuster

Garmadon S8 - Garmadon s8

Krux - naruto 2

Chen - the snake of 87'

Mr.E - Mr. R

Unagami - red bow tie hair lookin shit

Lloyd - Lloyd Evil

Great devourer- Snake eye bitch

Skales - snake eye bitch 2

Pythor - snake o' bitches

Clouse - Teams of apples

Garmadon S1 - Garmadon s7

Omega - looking shit dark man

Ronin - he took a big shit at 87'

Sensei Yang - Sensei bitch

Killow - The Rock

Ultra Violet - Miss Challie

Kozu - The real shit of 87'

General Cryptor - Roasters Skeletons

Skull Sorcerer - He looks like a bamboo

Samukai - King of shitness

Preeminent idk - The premenint of sht of 87'

Ice Emperor - Dark of lord X

Overlord - Garmadon but he took a big shit

Aspheera - Ancient Snake Eye btich 3

Nadakhan - He looks like his mom died because of his ugliness and because of his wife dumped him in the trash

Iron Baron - Material Guy

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117 notes - Posted April 18, 2022

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[psychomagnothericslimeflow]

This blog is run by two people, call us M and Z. We're very taken and very horny and will be getting up to some Freak Shit. Our URL is a Ghostbusters reference because he FUCKED THAT SLIME! Obligatory DNI if you're a minor or are cishet. We'll both be posting about. So much horny shit, including harder kinks, so if you're bothered by CNC or somno or anything similar maybe sit this one out. Fair warning that we will definitely be posting vore content INCLUDING fatal so like. If that also bothers you. Sorry yeah sit this one out. Tags: #❤️⚙️ - M #💜🐈‍⬛ - Z

[beepboop358]

I’m actually really happy but also really sad about what happened today ( the teaser and episode titles ) because it looks sooo cool but summer release date makes absolutely no sense ( cause the season takes place in March ) besides that I also kinda lost hope in byler being endgame cause the official stranger things accounts are hyping mileven up so much . What do you think about all the stuff we got today ? :) <3

Hi anon! Hope your well!

I'm really excited about what we got today too! And superrrr bummed about the summer release date AGH that means 3 full years between seasons...wow 😮

I'm hoping that they aren't just messing with us and making us wait, and that there is actually CGI/editing that needs to be done that can't be finished before summer for whatever reason, and that's why it will be released so late :(

Don't lose hope in byler being endgame my friend!! I have tons of posts on my blog in my byler things section that can reassure you and there are so many great byler evidence posts out there on other's blogs too!

I briefly went through the ST twitter account to see what mileven study they are re-tweeting since another anon actually mentioned it too.

If anything these tweets call out Mileven more than hype them up!

It isn't so much hyping up as just, acknowledging mileven has existed. And Byler is going to be a huge turning point in the show, so I'm not surprised they are re-tweeting some mileven things, it's not like they can ignore mileven has ever happened, because it did, and Mike and El do care for each other, they just aren't romantically in love with each other. They are still friends and love each other platonically!

Here's some examples of the tweets:

they’re messing with us lol

El doesn't actually say I love you to Mike in the letter. And besides the whole open closet and "this way" sign pointing to it, and the wife beater top, I mean C'mon... LOL

And this tweet:

Check out @kaypeace21's post here about the strawberry shirt El is wearing and how it hints to mileven not being endgame, and the wife beater top again in this pic ;) aha... This tweet itself is just anti-mileven and the person doesn't even realize it LOL

Mike's fake heterosexual shirt and Eleven's strawberry shirt (which 'strawberry is shit' - from Kaypeace21's food analysis) AHAHA

Also this one:

just basically acknowledging Mileven has existed and they were younger once, not really pro-mileven

And these 2:

I mean... the trailer is largely Eleven based and these are direct parallels to other seasons that are INTENTIONAl.

El and Mike are close, he was the first person to treat her like a human being and not like a test subject, of course she's going to call/write to him, she's very attached to him.

And Mike's ghostbusters costume while he talks to El in s2, the wife beater/open closet while he reads El's letter are all queer-coding...

Byler is very much alive and thriving here and if anything these tweets actually call out Mileven more than hype them up if we take the time to understand them!

[jabbers-wild-world]

;; Alright, guys! I’m a little late since I usually make this sort of announcement at the beginning of the month, but that’s neither here nor there! Anyway!

It’s spooky time, and because of that, I am leaving a note here for you guys, of some special muses that show up on my blog around this time of year. Those muses are as follows:

- Artimaes Krippt -

Dear Arty is a long-standing muse of mine, but he’s usually fairly quiet except around October. And sometimes he’ll stick around for a little while after. He’s a beloved muse, at least by me, and an absolute sweetheart. Despite everything, that is.

Artimaes comes from a novel series I’m working on that I’ve been calling ‘the Hallows series’, and he is a Headless Horseman. Not exactly the Headless Horseman, but a horseman without a head all the same. He was beheaded years ago, and put under the usual curse of ‘whoever possesses his head controls him’ kind of deal.

Long story short, a teenage boy named Milo goes into the graveyard and takes Arty’s head on a dare, because what kind of story would it be without that, on Halloween night when there’s a full moon overhead. The perfect time to accidentally raise the dead, am I right? From that point on, shenanigans ensue and the two of them actually kind of.. end up possibly falling for each other? Anyway, yeah. So that’s just a little about Arty and his story.

Next!

- Samhain the Cryptkeeper -

This one’s somewhat of a newer addition. Samhain, or Sam, is a dullahan (sort of like Arty but different) and he’s a bit of a prankster. See, he’s more likely to intentionally give someone a spook than to do it accidentally, and then he will laugh about it. Still, he does have a job to do and he does it well.

I haven’t exactly named the book series that’ll feature him, but for now let’s just call it.. the Cryptkeeper series. Since.. yeah. Samhain the Cryptkeeper. Anyway, basic story for him is that it is his eternal duty to guard these crypts where a horrible demon king was imprisoned and sealed away. That’s another reason why he intentionally jump-scares people. He’s chasing them away from the crypts. Honestly, he’s a pumpkin-headed menace, lol. (He does have his head, he just likes to hide it places and use a jack-o-lantern instead, for shits and giggles)

But one chilly October evening, he slacks off just a bit on his duties and a bunch of teenagers manage to get past him and they steal some important objects from the crypts, which triggers the countdown to the demon king rising again. And now Sam has become the protector of these idiot teens, and it’s ultimately a whole found family type of thing. And that’s it for Sammy boy.

Next!

- Micah V. James -

Now, Micah is also sort of a year-round muse, but he gets especially noisy during October. He used to have his own blog, but I have since moved him here alongside so many others. So yeah. Here’s a zombie with a brain, and a soul. How’s that for a fun time?! Lol.

He’s the main protagonist of another novel series of mine called ‘the Guidebooks series’, or ‘Micah’s Guidebooks’, with the first one in the series being ‘Micah’s Guide to the Monster World’ and the second being ‘Micah’s Guide to Zombies’. Anyway!

Micah and his friends/coworkers are paranormal investigators/mediators/advocates/whatever else they’re needed to be. And they’re all something paranormal or supernatural themselves. Like Micah, for example, being a zombie. But yeah, these guys are who you call instead of the Ghostbusters. For every kind of paranormal/supernatural problem.

Micah is one of the newest members of the team, and he was raised up by a necromancer who… well, wasn’t actually present for Micah’s rising. This man had to dig himself out of his own grave, not to mention he now bears a sigil on his back (also courtesy of the necromancer) that binds his soul inside his body and makes him effectively immortal, and even semi-indestructible. So that’s his thing. He’s the front man when things get dangerous just because he can survive through.. a lot of shit. He’s sarcastic and occasionally moody and has a bit of a short temper, but he’s a good guy and he really does care. And that’s it for Micah!

And that’s it so far for my spooky muses that have come out for the season! If any more pop up, I will add them too!

[clocks-are-round]

some of the rvb confession blog stuff is just like… you know opinions exist right?

it’s ok if you like zero and most people don’t. it’s ok if you don’t like the seasons after 13 and most people do. that doesn’t make either party “wrong” or “bad”.

I love the 2016 Ghostbusters movie; most people hate it. Some asshole tried to bully me online just for saying I enjoyed it on a “best of kevin from ghostbusters 2016” compilation video. An interaction that was entirely unnecessary and only served the purpose of trying to make me feel bad for what I liked, and blaming me for the existence of something they dislike. “people like you are why shitty reboots exist”.

you don’t have to pretend to like a character because they’re popular or pretend not to like a character because they aren’t

saying “i hate chocolate ice cream” is one thing. saying “Chocolate ice cream is awful” among a group of avid chocolate lovers (fair, but it’s general courtesy to tag that sort of language so it’s not on their dash) or “people who like chocolate ice cream are stupid” is another. The latter is fucking unnecessary, my dude.

it’s ok if you hate zero and wish it was clearly stated to be outside rvb canon. if this were to be stated, zero fans could still enjoy it, but it wouldn’t fuck with rvb canon so much. i don’t hold anything against zero fans for enjoying it. the only time i’ve felt angry at a zero fan is if they call the rest of us names for not enjoying what they do. because that’s just dick behavior.

there’s no need to argue about whether south is worth liking or what seasons are or aren’t trash. these things don’t need to be disputed. it’s an anon confession blog where people are getting things off their chests. likewise however, i hope people are keeping in mind that people do have emotions and using harmful language is unnecessary and dickish

just the fact that people are responding to other anons in anon asks because they disagree on whether a character or season sucks or not feels like a prelude to all-out screaming matches

discussing more concrete things, like pacing, tone, story, character arcs is just inherently more compelling and less inflammatory than basically “that character sucks” “no they don’t! you’re wrong!!!” like. my guys that’s not even a conversation it just feels like you’re trying to start shit

still, you’re the master of your decisions. just keep in mind that there are people with different opinions and they are not lesser people for it

[slickshoesareyoucrazy]

Treating Illusions As Real in "Friendship"

Since there are only like 10 people here who I feel like I can definitely trust (at least as far as letting them read the shit I'm thinking about for real on a Still Mostly Anonymous Platform), I think I'm going to use the blog for a bit as a therapy journal. I'm working on coming to terms with how many 'friendships' I've had and nurtured and poured time and effort and love into in my life that weren't real.

The girl I'm going to write about today, I don't think it's necessarily fair of me to call her friendship fake, because I think she's lived a lot of life that makes her so damaged and hungry for a sense of belonging herself that she's been drawn into some shady things and bad decisions from peer pressure.

I befriended R in first grade. She lived in my neighborhood (well...my grandparents' neighborhood) and went to my church and was in my class at school. As an elementary school kid, we weren't fully formed people yet, and all of us just wanted to belong and make friends, so I didn't notice any difference in R than I did any other kid I knew. But in middle school, when I changed schools, the differences became pretty clear. R was the only real contact I had with my past in 7th grade, because she still went to the church my family attended. The nostalgia and desperation I had to maintain any connection to that piece of myself I'm sure is what fed the closeness I tried to build (and thought for years I had actually built) with her. Her parents kept her really sheltered and naive to the point of being in the dark entirely. She wasn't allowed to participate in normal teenage life like dances or sports events or competing on school teams or dating. She wasn't even allowed to watch PG-13 movies in high school. When we graduated from college, and moved into our own respective places on our own, I remember having movie nights with her a couple of times where we watched like...The Breakfast Club and Ghostbusters...movies she'd never seen because she wasn't allowed to. She was a 24 year old college graduate and homeowner, just like me, but unlike me, she had no social life experiences or shared cultural frame of reference with her peers. Like...I'm a pathological introvert who is probably undiagnosed on the spectrum, but at least when someone talks about Michael Jordan or Nirvana or Back to the Future, I know what the fuck they're saying.

Because of this lack of socializing with peers and even having the same reference points, as a young adult, she was behind, and desperate to catch up and find a place she could fit into. We grew up Catholic, which is already a fairly restrictive, guilt-laden religion to be raised inside, but my friend left the Catholic church for the built in social life that came with evangelical Christianity. While it comes with a lot of social outlet included, it's also MORE socially restraining than the Catholicism I grew up with (no one got upset if you drank or gambled a little...shit, that's a church festival; you were allowed to read and watch movies and listen to music and dance to it if you wanted...you were allowed to date, at least in a hetero way...) And she got involved with multiple MLMs. And CrossFit. She made the dating mistakes the rest of my friends, and even borderline totally asexual me made in middle and high school in her mid-20s. We remained (I thought at the time at least) friends through all of this. I invited her to my wedding (she didn't come; along with most of the other 'friends' I invited to my wedding, except for the folks I saw at work every day, and they probably only came for free beer and so they could still look me in the eye when I got back to work from our honeymoon). She made some very unsound financial decisions (out of character for her) driven by desperation for social connection, and J and I tried to help her with budgeting; J even did some repair and electrical work for her for free to help her out when our son was small.

And then, even through 30ish years of knowing each other, and dabbling in a lot of groups that have some cultish traits, and her not showing up for me on some pretty big occasions (wedding, new house, baby...), but showing up to things where she could try and book MLM parties or mingle with other people who felt like Being Christian or Going To The Gym was their identity, she's the friend who called J at work when I left BookFace, to ask why I'd 'gone off the deep end.' She's one of many people who became instantly distanced from me once the effortless (and I don't mean that in the good way) connection of social media was gone. But when my son was in third grade, right after I broke my leg, she called me on the phone (which I hate, honestly, and I'd think after 30ish years of knowing me, she'd know that) and straight up tried to recruit me in her latest group. It emphasized how wrong homosexuality and sex outside heterosexual marriage were (she was still not married at the time and blamed homosexuality and porn for this somehow). And she told me that I needed to 'literally embrace' racists and sexists to show them I believed they were valuable people with something to contribute, and that would magically make them no longer hateful. That was early in 2017, and I haven't spoken to her since. I legit wonder if she's in an actual cult now; I'm pretty sure she was trying to actually recruit me to one on that last phone call.

But then social anxiety tells me all I ever was to her was someone to use...her parents would let her connect to me because of church when we were young; I supplied those movies she never saw and music she never got to hear; I bought makeup I didn't wear from her and helped her when she was in trouble. But when I left social media, I definitely wasn't worth any more effort than passively staring at her phone to maintain the connection, and when a group told her if I didn't join them with her, I was permanently expendable from her life...she cut me loose.

So often in my life, 'friends' disappear once I set a boundary. One boundary. Any boundary. This one was I'm not going to hug racists and join your purity cult. But other ones have been I'm not going to reblog your stuff as soon as you post it. I'm not going to dogsit for you over Thanksgiving weekend. I don't want to come to a party with this person you know has hurt me. I'm not going to emotionally abuse or abandon this other person because you want me to. I don't want to constantly talk about what drives your anxiety when you claim you can't talk about anything else at all to alleviate mine. I asked you for some time before we talked about this if I could talk about it at all and you continued to pressure me to talk about it so I told you that hurt me.

I mean...i feel like most people in my life don't let me have boundaries. Whenever I set one, they bail. We're good as long as I'm effortless and undemanding and willing to cater to them, but I'm talking ONE boundary...and they're out. Or at least twice, they've done something sadistic and cruel to me first. It makes me wary to set them inside most connections, but it makes me even more wary to try to make connections with other people at all. I often feel like the same little shy girl who's always felt different, because I feel used a lot for whatever gifts I can offer another person, and then they don't stay if I can't keep giving whenever they want. That hurts. And not the first friend up there ^^^, or so many others who have left, but the last two really painful exits were also full of lies. That hurts worse.

I always latch onto pieces of fiction and songs that express my feelings for me when my own words are failing, and there's this quote from Markus Zusak's The Book Thief that has stuck with me since the first time I read it:

"***A DEFINITION NOT FOUND IN THE DICTIONARY*** Not leaving: an act of trust and love, often deciphered by children."

I think I've always been seeking trust and love in a childlike way, because all I really want is someone to not leave. I have one friend who only left once, for a little while. And I have J, who's never left since he showed up the first time, not even once. So far, everyone else has. Or maybe most of them were never even there.

[ace-and-sleepdeprived]

WELCOME TO THE CHAOS!

yo! the name's adrian, but you can also call me ace if you wanna. i'm a minor and i primarily use they/he pronouns. this is my main blog on here and the one i use the most, so you'll find a whole mismash of different fandoms on here.

that being said, my main interests are currently twisters, top gun, spiderverse, ghostbusters, amongst others that will occasionally pop up here. occasionally i'll write things about headcanons, ocs, aus, etc, but it'll be a jumbled mess for the most part as there isn't much order around here.

the basic dni criteria applies here. basically if you're an asshole or have views/behaviors that make me uncomfortable, don't expect me to interact with you. i have the right to block you if you make me uncomfortable in any way.

i swear like a sailor. if that makes you uncomfortable, i understand and you're perfectly fine to leave.

a few tags will show up here to attempt to organize things: - adrian rambles [i'm talkin about shit] - adrian writes [i'm writin about shit] - adrian draws [i'm drawin shit]

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that’s all for now, enjoy your time here! :]

[werewolfannie]

Elroy for the send a character thing?

Why I like them probably the care and kindness that he thinks he’s long ago buried, but that jumps out at every opportunity (lending britta his pants, the birds, the works). and the passion with which he sticks up for what’s important to him! also the subtle humour. and calling jeff out on his aloofness! king shit.

Why I don’t the bodies models thing was indeed creepy, but that’s about it i think

Favorite episode (scene if movie) i have to say queer studies and advanced waxing... the birds plot is his arc in its full glory! but i also loved him in intro to recycled cinema - he’s the brain behind glip glop, after all. this is a minotaur man stan blog

Favorite line ”I have a brain the size of Jupiter. I am nobody’s fourth ghostbuster.”

Favorite outfit

this one! the patterned shirt just does it for me. but honestly, all of them. fashion icon if i’ve ever seen one

OTP i mean, i don’t really have one. hope he finds his bliss with his old high school friend if that’s what they both want.

Brotp i really appreciate his relationship with britta. with her relentless pursuit of idealism that doesn’t really lie at her core, she’s a good match for elroy’s guarded personality - she can delineate what she wants (to be idealistic), but struggles to achieve it, while elroy already has it (i believe he’s not cynical, but rather quite a dreamer), but struggles to accept it. BUT, ultimately, if i had to choose a brotp, i think abed’s the one who works best with elroy. abed changes everyone he meets with his (very much intentional and purposeful) enthusiasm, determination, and commitment to personal values, and i think elroy’s the one who needs it a lot. he needs and wants a fellow visionary to be wide-eyed with! he needs someone that can reignite the spark of youthful righteousness! and, in turn, elroy can help abed master the fiendish art of letting go.

Head Canon i think he doesn’t fully give up on his video game development dreams, and i really want him to be happy and succesful (he has a brain the size of Jupiter!!!!!!) SO i believe he opens his own indie game development studio post-canon and it’s good.

Unpopular opinion i mean, i don’t know how unpopular that is, but i’ve seen people treating him like some sort of a mad scientist, which doesn’t sit well with me. he’s definitely eccentric and individualistic, but he cares about people so, so deeply. he’s more than just a snarky it guy

A wish that we’d gotten to see more of him? and that we’d had some insight into his past and personal life, other than the natalie is freezing storyline.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen if we’re talking movie scenarios: if he doesn’t appear in the movie, i would hate for the gang to forget about him and not acknowledge his existence. i think his presence in their lives has been impactful, if a bit short.

5 words to best describe them funny, caring, creative, passionate, stubborn

[stlgeekgirl]

Personal Rant

I was going to let it lie but then...no, I’m still a bit furious. I’m about to get personal and political so all of this is going under the cut.  Also, I’ll tag so anyone can keep this off their feed if it’s not your bag. 

I’m an older fan.  I watched Classic Who on our local PBS station, I saw the original Ghostbusters. I remember when cable, microwaves and VCR first came out on the market.  I am a fandom grandma.  I’ve been in fandom since the age of nine, before I even knew what fandom was.  

Also, I did most of my formative years of schooling in a Catholic School, I remember my school telling the kids that we needed to tell our parents not to vote for Mondale/ Ferraro in 1984 because they supported killing babies.  I was raised in a Republican/ racist/homophobic family. And while my beliefs have always been at odds with my family (BLM, LGBTQA+, ERA), politics never held an interest to me.  I didn’t know what Reagan did, all I knew was my parents liked him so he much be okay.  I never paid much attention to Bush 1 because he must be good if he was voted in after Reagan.  I was against Clinton in his first term because I didn’t know better and my ex was a Republican. while I wouldn’t call myself a Democrat or a Liberal, I very much lean that way.  This is from decades of reading and listening and finding beliefs that align with what I believe in.  

Then I read and I learned and I started thinking for myself and stopped listening to my family, my ex. friends.  I have not stopped reading and learning because I am a salty bitch and anything if you tell me I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’m gonna do my damnedest to prove you wrong.

It took some time but I learned about LGBTQA+ and realized I was an ally, tried to be a better ally, Finally realized I was part of the community.  I learned about BLM and realized that just because I don’t use derogatory terms for people doesn’t mean I’m not racist so I’m trying to be a better ally for POC and BIPOC,

I fight for safe spaces in fandom because I believe everyone should be able to feel comfortable in fandom, no matter age, gender, orientation, race.  I fight for SWYL because heterosexual people should be able to enjoy queer fics and queer people should be able to enjoy het fics without worrying that someone will think them less than.

My page is a plethora of fandom, pretty things, politics, and other random shit I like.  It’s my page.  At times I’ll come across blogs I don’t like or posts on people I follow blogs.  And I scroll past.  Because it’s their blog and it’s not my business to dictate what they put on their blog.  

With all the shit that happened with the Qanon/Alt Right/ Nazi/WTF you want to call it terrorist acts that happened this week, my tolerance level is at an all time low.  So it is not a good time to reblog something I post with laughing emojies and telling me that you hope I educate myself.  Because 1) I’m twice as old as you are 2) while your comment might have seemed tame to some people who are going to see it, I remember seeing the Pro Trump manifesto posted on another SM site that was justified because of four letters from the MBTI.  I made a mistake of scrolling past then but not here, not on my Tumblr. If after last weeks Terrorist attack on our Nations Capital, you wanna reblog my post and add some condescending BS comment, you’re blocked.  I have zero time for Nazis on my page.  I’m not going to name and shame because this person is young and I truly hope they realize the hurt they’re bringing on people.   Originally I was also going to tag ships but it’s not fair to those people to have this rant in their ship tags.  . But what really pisses me off (and brings me back to fandom) is this person is in a ship I love.  A het ship that is enjoyed by a lot of het and queer women.  We’re already demonized for liking a het ship but this person is the poster child for what people think our ship is made up of. They’re trying to “climb the ranks” so to speak, they’re trying to take money from fans, queer fans, POC fans, fans they are politically against. And I hate it. 

I have grown up over the years; in my fandom view, in my political views, in my views about basic human decency.  I stopped listening to what was told to me and starting educating myself.  I have fought with my family about my views, I have blocked family members on social media, what makes you think that someone I don’t know isn’t going to get the same treatment.  So, please, sit down, turn off Fox News and actually educate yourself.

[duker42]

I love your writing! You are so dedicated and amazing!💕 Keep up the good work and I have a special request for you. Can you write about you, yourself, getting sucked into the AOT world and meeting Captain Levi? How would you react to him and how would he react to you?

HMMMMM this was interesting to say the least!

💜Meeting Him💜

She had no idea how it happened. One moment she was exploring the cave system, secretly creeped out by the idea of being underground, the next she was laying in a field with big ass trees in the distance.

K knew she had fallen, she had felt the ground in the cave give way and managed to let out a scream before the earth swallowed her up. As she picked herself up and squinted in the sunshine, she wondered how the fuck she ended up here.

She reached for her phone to try to figure that out, but No Service was written up at the top. Shit....Another reason she really should have stayed home and worked on her blog today.

She heard a rumble in the distance and saw five horses with riders galloping her way. Thank God, someone could tell her where the fuck she was. And maybe give her a ride back to her car. She had had enough of nature today, her ass hurt and she was starting to get irritated. She shifted the weight in her backpack to grab her water bottle as they drew closer.

The riders reigned in, and K stared at the man at the front of the group. Jesus....she thought she had resting bitch face. But damn did it look good on him. He was pale, his raven hair contrasting nicely with his skin tone. His youthful face hiding his age, but he must be older because he was obviously in charge.

“What are you doing out here? How did you get outside the walls?” He demanded staring down at her.

“Beats the shit out of me. What walls are you talking about?” K shrugged as she was still trying to figure that part out.

“Captain! 12-meter coming from the south!” A pretty ginger haired girl pointed towards the disturbance and K’s eyes widened in horror.

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??!!!??”

~~~~~

K watched as the raven haired man ordered the girl to stay with her and took off with the other four to take down some giant naked humanoid thing. It reminded her of the Ghostbusters when the giant marshmallow man was lumbering through New York.

She must be dreaming, it had to be a dream.

Petra, the girl that the man left with her, dismounted her horse and pulled bladed front the boxes on her hips.

Yep, totally dreaming. She had hit her head and was now experiencing some weird ass dreams while she was out.

“Where did you come from?” She asked. The girl was shorter than K was, making her grin. Normally she was the shorty out of her friends.

“Uhhh....considering I don’t know where the hell I am, I don’t know how to answer that.” K replied, watching the four men as they shot off their horses.

She watched as the leader sent a wire of some kind into the giant creature and propelled himself above it. He stared spinning as he came down, his blades reflecting light as they spun around with him.

“Holy...shit...” K breathed as the giant creature fell to the ground, obviously dead.

When they came back to them, the men looked at her wide eyes and knew that she had never seen anything like that before.

Making a decision, the man, the Captain ordered K ride with the blonde he called Eld as they were bringing her back. Back where?

~~~~~

She was pissed, as soon as passed through the big ass walls he had mentioned, he had pulled her off of Eld’s horse and carted her through a stone building and shoved her in a cell in what looked like a dungeon.

She had been surprised to find that he was an inch shorter than her, his commanding presence making him seem so much larger. And his damn grip was too hard, she rubbed at her arm where he had grabbed her, sure it was going to bruise.

Still, she had to give it to him, he was fucking hot. In that, ‘I’m a complete asshole, but you’ll love me anyway’ kind of way. Shit...she was always a sucker for assholes too. But that was because they were the only ones that could put up with her attitude. She was brash and politically incorrect and never seemed to quite act like a lady which was what she preferred. She could be sweet to a fault sometimes, but fuck with her and she would rip someone apart and not even be bothered by their tears.

She had cursed him when he had walked away. Her words echoing off the stone walls as she watched him climb up the stairs and disappear.

~~~~~

Where had that girl come from? Levi asked himself as he walked towards the Commander’s office.

It had been obvious straight away that she was unusual. Her clothes told him that. She was wearing some shorts that didn’t seem like they were sleep wear. Women either wore uniforms or dresses, not things like that. Her curvy thighs had been exposed to everyone, the tan skin telling of being that way often. Plus there was her shirt. It had some words written on it. “Classy, But I Cuss a Little” It made him want to laugh.

Given the words she had hurled at him when he was walking away, a little might be a stretch. He grinned at the new insults he had heard. He didn’t know what a Twat Waffle was, but he could only assume it was nothing very nice.

The girl had spunk, fire. He found that he like that. She didn’t seem impressed or scared of him, and that was appealing. He couldn’t deny that the figure she presented was fantastic. She was a little on the chunky side, her thighs a bit thick and her hips wide. But her ass was round, amazingly so. Her flat stomach lead up to larger breasts, pushed up magically by whatever bra she was wearing. He hadn’t missed the fact that Gunther, Eld and Oulo had looked down her shirt while they were up on their horses.

She had a pretty face to contrast that foul mouth. Freckles dotted her skin and she had a pair of startling green eyes. Her hair was a weird mix of brown and blonde, all scrapped back into a ponytail. Overall, Levi felt himself wondering who she was and where she had come from. He wondered if she would hurl curses at the Commander as well.

~~~~~

She had calmed down slightly by the time her short captor had returned. He had brought a giant blonde man with him. She looked up from her phone and wondered if he was the main boss. She knew how the military worked. That’s what they obviously were. From the uniforms to the man’s title, this was some sort of military unit.

Things were starting to freak her out. She didn’t notice any modern amenities when they had come in, and the dungeon was being lit by torches. She didn’t know what the hell was going on.

“What’s your name?” The blonde man asked.

“It’s more polite if you introduce yourself self first. I never even got his name.” K said, nodding towards the shorter man leaning against the stone wall.

“Forgive me. I’m Erwin Smith, Commander of the Survey Corps. This is Captain Levi.” Erwin said, his tone gently, yet powerful as he spoke to K.

“I’m K. Where the fuck am I?” She asked.

“Currently you are in the Survey Corp Headquarters.” Erwin said.

“No, I mean what country am I in? This is some weird Stone Age shit.” K said impatiently.

She watched as the Commander’s large eyebrows pulled together as he thought about her question. There was a strange light in his crystal blue eyes.

“Inside Wall Rose. Where are you from, K?” He asked after a moment.

“I’m from North Carolina, you know, the US. I’ve never heard of Wall Rose. Is it a new country or something? And why the hell don’t you have electricity?” She asked.

Levi looked impassively at the girl. She was talking about some strange things. He wondered what that thing in her hand was. There were so many questions he had, but he waited to see what Erwin’s reaction would be to her.

“I’m not sure what you mean K. But I can only theorize you are talking about places outside the walls. Are there many people where you are from?” Erwin asked, leaning eagerly against the bars of the cell.

K looked at him like he was stupid. “There’s only 7 billion people on the planet, but yeah. There’s a few where I’m from. What fucking year is it here?”

The two men had looked shocked about her comment on the poplulation but quickly schooled their features.

She had meant it jokingly, but he had taken the question seriously. “843”

“Holy fuck....” K breathed as she realized she hadn’t fallen into another location. She had gone back in time.

“What?” Captain Levi asked, wondering what had made her eyes so big.

“I’m from the year 2019. Beam me up Scotty.” K said with a incredulous laugh. This was going to be interesting but she had another thought pop into her head. “HEY!!! Can I try out that gear I saw you use? It looked AWESOME!”

Levi started at the girl who had just told him she was from 1,176 years in the future. What the fuck? That was her question, using the ODM gear? He smirked to himself, he liked this weird girl.

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