#and then the dude himself being super touchy

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Yeah like one thing doesn’t mean the other but I find weird how contradictory the info his friends gave to these girls (‘he’s taken pls’ ‘his wife is gorgeous pls stay away’ ‘girl😳’ ’he’s taken’) while telling me the opposite or just doing weird shit to get us together LFMALZ 🥴😌

The damn staring 🫡😭

This sis @peaceeandcoolestvibes bags the men everyone ones. It’s incredible but she’s gorgeous inside and out so no wonder 😭 enjoy him lmao

[mochikofi]

Jasper Hale being your boyfriend

Boy let me tell you... This dude is a SIMP. He always wait for you after class and he always carry your things. He's basically your personal bodyguard and boyfriend.

He's not a fan of PDA that much but when you're both alone he will straight up hug you, but not too tight... He's afraid that he will hurt you.

He rarely gets jealous because he knows that your his soulmate but sometimes when boys gets touchy with you he will go to you and straight up say: "Darling, are they bothering you?" While glaring at them.

He knows that he will need to turn you into a vampire soon but he can't help but feel sad because he likes your eyes. But he doesn't have a choice so he's just enjoying the memories with you as a human.

Sometimes he sneaks in your room just because he misses you or when he's bored. He enjoys seeing your surprised face.

He decided that it's time for you to meet his family but he's kinda nervous lmao but in the end it worked out.

Esme LOVES you even when she just met you. She loves seeing your smile so she always finds a way to see you smile.

Carlisle just smiles at you and welcomes you in the family cuz he knows you're gonna get turned soon and He's glad that jasper finally have someone to love.

Alice, being the sweet girl she is hugs you and say "it's nice to finally meet you" and she keeps talking about fashions and how she loves your outfits.

Rosalie hated you at first but then warmed up to you and always hangs out with you. She always makes you sit in their table when it's lunch time. You're her favorite human and soon to be vampire.

Emmett was super excited to meet you, he wants to create chaos with you lmaooo. He always gives you stupid ideas to do with him, which leads to jasper saying: "No, not happening on my watch."

Edward and bella.. ehh their nice and welcomes you but their always lovely dovely with each other so you rarely interact with them, but you think their nice and they think you're nice too.

You always go to their house to hang out with them cuz who wouldn't want to be with them? Playing chess with edward, creating chaos with emmett, having fashion show with alice, cooking with esme, learning history with carlisle, having girl talks with rosalie, and cuddling with jasper.

You know who and what they are and you know you're gonna get turned into a vampire soon so you cherish all of your last moments with your human life.

And as soon as you turned into a vampire, jasper won't stay away from your side. He always admire you, staring at you like you're the only woman in his eyes.

When you're awake he calls Carlisle to help you control your thirst, and their actually shocked that you learned how to control it in a short time, but their proud of you especially emmett cuz.. chaos yk.

And having you as a vampire means he doesn't need to hold back. Kind of. But he can finally do things with you without holding himself back.

He always hunts with you to see how strong and fast you are. And he's not surprised you're stronger and faster now, it only made him fall inlove with you more.

Even if you're a vampire now, he still protects you and stay by your side. And again, he still carries your bag. But you won't complain, princess treatment is the best.

Edward is kind of annoyed cuz his mind is filled with you. Like literally every minute he thinks about you.

And when you both finally graduate, he plans on marrying you in like 3-4 months because yes he's been wanting to marry you.

And when you're both finally getting married he have the biggest smile on his handsome face. Makes you fall inlove with him more.

He literally can't wait so he straight up kissed you when it's just announcing lmaoooo.

But he's glad to finally have you in his life. He will protect you always and he will forever love you. Well, let's just say this is a "he fell first but she fell harder but he fell hardest." If hardest is even a word- but then again, it's cute.

movie masterlist. - navigation.

[stevebabey]

part one here. ze part two to touch-starved stevie that absolutely no one requested hehe <3 but i gots to let my boys have a wee kiss :")

So, hugs with Eddie become… well, a thing.

Not a thing. They’re not a thing, Steve and Eddie. It’s totally the same as when he gets hugs from Robin. Eddie’s doing him a favour as a friend. It’s got the 100% platonic energy of getting a hug from a friend — a hug that usually melts into some form of a cuddle, limbs all tangled together until they can’t tell whose are whose.

Except, Steve doesn’t really do that second part with Robin. Like he hasn’t done it ever with Robin.

So, it’s an Eddie thing.

But they’re not a thing. Not matter how much Steve would actually very much like for that happen. Okay, maybe Steve’s overthinking the whole thing a bit, but he just can’t tell.

Where’s the line? It’s infuriating not being able to discern between platonic and more, just because Steve wasn’t held enough as a fucking baby. Out of all the things he resents his parents for, Steve’s surprised that this is so near the top.

Because, sure, Steve’s had more than his fair share of hookups. He knows that sort of touch. He knows the shape of lust; the scrapes of fingernails down backs, the tight grips over skin, the push and pull of the heat of the moment.

And this thing with Eddie… is not that.

So, really, Steve knows that it’s all friendly. Eddie is just being nice. He’s being a decent dude and helping his friend out — by catapulting himself into Steve’s arms at every opportune moment.

(Steve’s only dropped 3 mugs of coffee because of this so far. It’s only because Eddie says good catch, big boy with a devilish grin every time that Steve manages to catch Eddie that Steve hasn’t completely told him to knock it off. Just yet, at least.)

And he’s different in other areas. He’ll always seem to choose the seat next to Steve on movie-nights now, content to snuggle right up to him. They get thigh to thigh, arm to arm — and Eddie only needs to get about 20 minutes in for him to do a big sigh, like an old dog, and slump over, resting his head on Steve’s shoulder.

Steve notices though. He always notices.

It’s impossible not to— the skin, even if there’s 3 layers between them, burns blazing warm. Eddie’s hair drapes over his arm, a curl inevitably tickling along Steve’s collar. He can feel the rise and fall of Eddie’s breathing, the little shake of when he laughs.

It drives Steve a little insane— insane in the way that makes him think about burying his fingers in those curls again, about pressing his lips against Eddie’s pretty mouth just to feel the smile against his skin, about digging into his chest so he can climb into his chest and live there.

Yeah, it’s— well, it’s safe to say that the effect of Eddie’s touchiness has sent what was once a fleeting thought of a crush into mind-melting levels of affection.

But he can’t fucking tell.

-

To Steve’s credit, neither can Eddie.

Which is not surprisingly considering sometimes he catches himself wondering how the hell he ended up here; in a close-knit friendship with band-geek Robin Buckley, princess Nancy Wheeler, and King Steve Harrington.

Okay, the Robin one sort of makes sense. He thinks that if no matter when their paths crossed, he and Robin would’ve always even some sort of strange friends - her snark complimenting his bitchiness. Also, the whole super queer thing helps too. Even the friendship with Nancy works, in its own weird way.

Steve though? He’s the fucking curve ball.

It works though, the two of them. Surprisingly well, actually — the two of them get on like a house on fire, bitchy quips back and forth. Even better, is the quiet that they can share. Steve loves to come around and do… nothing. Do nothing with Eddie, though.

So, even though Eddie had noticed the tension in Steve with touch, little moments where he turned rigid when Eddie’s usual wandering hands got too comfortable — Eddie chalked it up to the usual. Guys bring too uncomfortable with him, too weird about another guy being touchy. It didn’t matter than Eddie wasn’t even out to Steve yet, he was still might be that type of guy.

Well, Eddie had certainly thought so. Sure, Steve might not be one of those jocks who smacked around boys who looked too long in the locker room, but if he knew a smidge of the truth, who really knows. It would explain the tenseness at least.

But then— ‘Can I… have a hug?’ There had been a dozen things Eddie was thinking that Steve could’ve asked for but that? Wasn’t even in the ballpark. It was so left-field it left Eddie speechless for a whole moment. And Steve had been staring at the ceiling, his hands curled up tight again like- like he thought Eddie might say no.

A ridiculous thought, honestly. Anyone who knew Eddie well enough knew he was touchy; loved giving it, loved getting it. Like an overly affectionate cat, Wayne had once called him, just 11 years old, because Eddie’s need for affection seem to never be sated.

After that night, Steve’s lack of touch became far more obvious. It’s always hair ruffles or high-fives, yet never hugs. Normally, Eddie would keep to that boundary; some people are less touchy other than others, he knows that.

But… “Sometimes I realise it’s been awhile, since I’ve had some touch.” That’s what Steve had said, his words. Eddie doesn’t even think he meant to say something so heartbreaking. In fact, the guy seemed embarrassed.

It had thrown Eddie for a loop— because Steve gets around. He’s nearly notorious for one-night stands and failed flings, as Robin loves to drone on about considering she’s subjected to all the flirting. What had originally been a point of envy for Eddie, just saturates the bleakness of Steve’s words. Sex but without a moment of intimacy.

So, while Eddie is miles away from being the person who gets into Steve’s pants — not for lack of want, mind you — he does try hike up the touchiness. Little things. Lingering when he taps him on the arm, hooking his chin over Steve’s shoulder to peer over it, leaning up against him when they’re side by side watching a film.

It’s good. It helps Eddie release the pressure of his stupid monumental god-awful crush he has. Yeah, yeah, it’s laughable, even to Eddie. It’s like Gay 101; don’t get crush on straight dudes, especially the ones you’re friends with. And yet…

Steve lets him. He lets Eddie give him touch, more than he lets anyone else. He still tenses; there’s still always a moment before he can remember to relax, like he’s trying to shake off bad thoughts but then he melts. He always melts into Eddie’s touch eventually — in a way Eddie knows Steve actually loves it, drinks it up as much as he can.

And maybe, Eddie is the biggest fool to grace the Earth to let that fact give him some hope. Sue his gooey heart, he’s a romantic. It’s a quiet hope but, it’s there.

Tonight, it seems relaxing for Steve is been harder than usual— several times has Eddie traced a quite long along Steve’s arms, a subtle point that they were far too tense for someone who was wrapped up in cuddles on the couch. ‘Cos that’s 100% what they are now. Eddie will still call them hugs, but usually, when it’s just the two of them, it becomes this.

Steve, tucked up into the corner of the couch, one leg flush along the back of the couch and one hanging off the edge. It’s the prime position for Eddie to crawl up, wind his arms around Steve’s middle and give him a good squeeze and then settle there. Head on Steve’s chest, lying in the cradle of his hips. Safe. Warm.

It makes him warm, oh very warm to know that he gets this. That Steve doesn’t give this amount of trust to many, if any, other people but Eddie — he trusts Eddie.

“Y’know,” Eddie says, cheeks smushed against the plain of Steve’s pec. It feels deliciously warm and Eddie’s fairly sure he can feel how toned it is just through his cheek. Hot bastard. “I’m actually real glad you asked for that hug all those weeks ago.”

He leaves it there ‘cos he knows Steve will ask. Eddie’s eyes stay on the buzzing tv-screen even as Steve’s head shifts, turning to peer down at the boy slumped on his chest. Eddie’s pretty sure he can see Steve’s mouth twitch up into a smile.

“Yeah?”

“Oh yeah,” Eddie affirms, giving a nod and his eyes flick up to meet Steve’s for just a moment. “Think I’ve had some of the best hugs in the world.”

Okay, that was maybe more honest and sappy than Eddie was going for. He is just letting Steve know he isn’t just doing it for Steve — that he enjoys these moments just as much. He lays it on thick, tries for a smarmy angle.

“Swept up in these pillowy arms?” He croons, giving Steve’s bicep a quick squeeze, making the other chuckle softly. “Who wouldn’t think so? I’m a lucky guy.”

Despite the joking tone, there’s no quick comeback from Steve. That’s alright. Eddie’s quite happy if this is one of the times Steve just takes the compliment; let’s the word sink in and hopefully, believes them, even if it’s just a little bit. He watches the film and doesn’t read into the silence.

Not even when Steve says, “Eddie?” all soft. Nearly shy sounding. It doesn’t quite register to Eddie’s ears.

“Mm?”

“Eddie.” Steve says again, a little firmer and that catches Eddie’s attention. He turns his head and rests his chin on Steve’s chest, his brows drawn together in silent question.

But the moment he makes eye contact, Steve’s doing that scrunched up face again. Is studying the ceiling instead of facing Eddie. And just like all those weeks ago, his hands clench up tight. Twists up the fabric of Eddie’s sweater in between his fingers and uses it to ground himself.

Last time, he asked for a hug. Considering he’s currently just about squishing Steve beneath his body weight, Eddie can’t fathom what he might be worked up to ask for. Unless he was going to ask for something more than a hug— which, well, just wasn’t going to happen, even if Eddie really wanted it to.

“Can I-” Steve starts. He sucks in a breath, almost like he’s gathering courage. But he’s not, because he’s not about to ask for what Eddie hopes for, he’s not, he’s—

Unless…?

“Can I… have a kiss?” Steve asks, barely audible. The sentence is murmured, soft words that hit Eddie like a gentle kiss in itself — imprinting right onto his heart. Steve Harrington wants a kiss — from him!

“Oh.” Eddie says, in a breathy delightful way. He’s fairly certain the little monkey in his brain is clapping its cymbals at double-speed as the words process; or maybe it’s his heart, which feels like it’s leapt up his throat.

“Oh?” Steve echoes, a smile already playing at the edges of his mouth, because he can see Eddie’s want. Because he knows him.

“Yes.” Eddie says suddenly, with a frantic nod, pushing up closer so their faces are aligned. “Yes, absolutely, you can.” He affirms.

Steve huffs a quiet laugh at the eagerness and then his arm that had been slung around Eddie shifts. It moves up til his hand caresses along the line of Eddie’s jaw, tilting him just how he likes.

Eddie holds his breath. Counts the freckles he can see this close. Tries to feel Steve’s heartbeat through where they’re pressed so closely together; can Steve feel his? Thundering and hurried, beating so hard Eddie thinks he might bruise the inside of his ribs.

Then Steve kisses him. And shit, Steve’s lip are better by ten-fold than every daydream Eddie’s ever had about them. They’re warm and so soft — plush and pressing against his own and Eddie is freezing. Fuck, wait, how does this go again? Right, Eddie’s never… well, kissed anybody before.

Steve pulls back and Eddie screws his eyes up — not ready in the slightest for the disappointment of his own shoddy kissing skills. Fuck, did he really just freeze? Steve — Steve Harrington — asks for a kiss and Eddie decides to stab himself in the back by not figuring out how to fuck to kiss back.

“You call that a kiss?” Steve teases and Eddie’s well aware of the parallel — of the irony of Steve repeating his own words back at him. But he can’t make himself laugh even though it’s funny. Instead, a little groan wiggles out his throat.

“I’m sorry,” Eddie says, earnest. He forces his eyes opens — he needs to see what’s Steve’s thinking. Where he’s expecting disappointment or perhaps regret, is only patience. Maybe a touch of concern. Eddie continues, despite the humiliation that makes his throat sticky.

“I haven’t- I don’t do this often.” He coughs awkwardly clearing his throat and hoping it hides the next word. “Ever.”

There’s a jump in Steve’s eyebrows, a moment of surprise in his eyes that lets him know he did, indeed, hear that final word. It makes Eddie feel… well, it’s nice that Steve had expected him to have been kissed by now. Even if he hasn’t. He tries to take it as a compliment.

“That’s okay,” Steve assures. Absentmindedly, his thumb rubs soothing along Eddie’s jaw. It makes Eddie shiver, some outrageous amount of joy clawing into every nerve. Steve likes Eddie. He wants to kiss Eddie.

“Do you want to try again?”

Eddie nods before the questions even out of his mouth. Steve smiles, all sunshine. This time when he draws Eddie in, he notices the way Eddie holds his breath — the rigidness in his body.

Steve kisses him again, another short and soft one and then whispers against his lips, “Relax.”

‘Cos isn’t tonight just full of the parallels, Eddie thinks. He listens, tries to focus on how sweet Steve’s kiss is than his panicky heart, forcing out a breath between the kisses. His hands along Steve’s sides find a grip, grounding and good, and by the fourth kiss, he begins to feel a bit melty.

It’s good. It’s really good. Kissing Steve is top 5– nay, the top moment of his life so far. Somehow, it’s made all that much better knowing the build-up behind it. Knowing that Steve knows he isn’t just kissing him for a heat of the moment — that Eddie wants kisses here, kisses before bed, in the morning, on dates. Eddie wants Steve.

And with the way he kisses, Eddie’s pretty sure Steve wants him just as bad.

It doesn’t take long for Steve to reach what Eddie decides is an ultra pretty fuckin’ state; lips swollen from kisses, cheeks flushed, hair a little mussed up. He bets he looks no better. The thought makes him grin, enough they have to break the kiss ‘cos Eddie can’t stop his stupid happy grin ‘cos shit— he actually gets to have this Steve.

“What?” Steve asks, somehow half heart-eyed and half suspicious at the mischief in Eddie’s eyes.

“Can I... have a hickie?”

now with a part three !

[undercovercameron]

a domesticated rafe cameron

summary: a bf headcanon for sir rafe m.f. cameron

notes: *NSFW NEAR THE END* i have been seeing so many headcanons for rafe as a bf recently and i used to do these all the time for other fandoms and people and holy fuck i miss and love them.. allow me to indulge myself. also a lot of these are not simply him being touchy or super cute positive ones bc he’s canonically a murderer and drug addict and felon sooo akdjdjd we all of course romanticize him but i just thought i’d say that. lemme know what you think !

tags: rafe cameron x reader

i think rafe is a very complicated kind of lover

he’s a complex ass dude as it is, so that obviously reflects in your relationships

your relationship probably started unconventionally, either because of a fuck up or drunken mistake or maybe even meeting him randomly on a golf course or on the beach and just immediately being drawn to each other

he wants someone that challenges him a Little bit but really just wants someone to go with the flow and let him take the lead

he already gets enough direction and bossy shit from his family

(probably a couple arguments have sparked because of that; he sees too much of rose or ward in you. it’s also something that draws him to you, though, so take it with a grain of salt)

on the topic of arguments, you two are no stranger to them

he always ends up apologizing though, even if you started it—he’d just much rather have your mouth on his than have it yelling at him and knows there’s always a way to get you back on his side

he’s a proud man, so his apologies are usually in the form of him complimenting you or giving entirely hypothetical situations in which he Possibly Might Be Sorry

you take it because it’s probably the best you’re gonna get

he shows his love and affection in a little different ways that other people you’ve dated

of course he’s no stranger to PDA

in fact it only puffs his chest that you want to be seen with him and touch him

he’ll never admit it, but he loves when you kiss his face

like duh,

but not just his lips, he really likes when you kiss him on the temple or just press your face to his cheek or peck at his jaw

he also likes when you hold onto his belt when getting his attention or trying to move him

a lot of your dates involve watching a movie or TV show, because truth be told he is a home body

maybe not his home, but def a home body

your house is a reminder that he is apart of your life; he sees the pictures, the movie tickets, his favorite chips (salt and vinegar, ew i know), or spares of toothbrushes and his clothes in your closet

in any social situation he is either looking at you, thinking of looking at you, touching you, or asking people where you are

he cannot stand to make small talk without his emotional support girlfriend at his side

you’re just so much funnier than all these other people

he prides himself on his ability to make you blush, and does it any chance he gets

he doesn’t really get to laugh a lot, as he is either in distress or about to get punched or reprimanded, so you’re always whispering some joke into his ear to get him to laugh. your success rate is much better than anyone else’s in his life

he knew he loved you when you grabbed his hand during a dinner you were at and some politician walked in with a very apparent and badly concealed nose job. you just mouth “oh my god” and he had to snort to cover up his laugh

you were also all dolled up and cute and sexy that night so that may have had something to do with him knowing he loved you

he is also a great communicator

it’s not in his nature to hide his feelings because they’re so fucking obvious on that expressive face of his

and he never knew he could have so much fun texting until you came along

now he’s a regular emoticon user

weird, right?

now onto spicy things,

you’ve never known a partner to ask you how you feel more than Rafe

it’s a praise thing, you think

he wants to hear that he feels good, that right there, that he fucks you so good, that he’s perfect for you

the nonverbal sign that all those are true is when you throw your head back and a gasp is caught in your throat

the very idea that your breath is stolen every time he does something good makes his heart skip a beat

his cheeks get very red while you’re having sex, so your cool fingers are usually petting them or pressed near them

you have a thing for his legs

i mean come on

he just walks around like that all day

he walks around with a dick like that in his pants all day, and you’re supposed to just ignore it?!

absolutely not

you especially like when he wears those hoochie daddy 5 inch inseam swim trunks, because you get to see where his skin gets a little paler and softer and it makes you get goosebumps at the thought of where it leads

those trunks are a treat usually, saved for a special occasion where he doesn’t have to be around his family and he can have you in his lap, hand trapped between your legs

let’s just say you two fuck like rabbits

two beautiful young adults, what else occupies your time?

it gets a little annoying for other people when you’re apart of their dinner party, because you’re always late, but then learn to just deal with it

it’s better to not have a sexually frustrated rafe cameron that accidentally stabs through his plate of rice and vegetables like that one time at the island club with your parents when you licked up a drop of lemon sauce from your chin and his eyes nearly bulged out of his head

decidedly not a great time or place to act like that

anyways,

i just think while yours’ and rafe’s relationship def has its ups and downs like all other relationships, your recovery period after an argument is remarkably high

you both know you’re not mad anymore, so it’s not worth it to be bad communicators and make it worse

at the end of the day, there’s always space for you in his bed, and he always welcomes you with a slap on the ass and a whisper of “we’re totally fucking in the shower tomorrow”

(and yes. you do)

notes: i hope this doesn’t seem to scatterbrained, i may or may not end up adjusting or editing this later to be closer to what i think would be him

[invidiia]

❐ - yandere!dazai and yandere!chuuya comforting the reader on their period

notes ; headcanons for anyone else who on their period rn </3 the worst thing ever tbh.. this is kinda self indulgent

prompt ; dazai and chuuya's (separate) darling gets their period and they comfort them

warnings ; yandere themes, blood, kidnapped!reader, drugging, ada!dazai, soft!yan chuuya and dazai, mentions of sex but no actual doing it, mention of stalking, afab reader, toxic relationships

masterlist - rules - last post

dazai ::

it's not like you can hide your period from dazai, especially if he kidnapped you.

dazai doesn't know a ton about periods - sure, he knows that they existed, but he didn't think the situation through when he first kidnapped you. he didn't buy pads or anything in advance when he first decided to take you for himself, so when he woke up to see blood on the sheets under you, dazai was a tiny bit surprised.

but not entirely - he should have known the time of your month would roll around soon enough. dazai wasn't mad or upset at all.

"ah.. belladonna, why didn't you tell me about this? no, i'm not mad at you! i think this means no sex for.. how long?! i don't think i'll surviivee~!"

just ignore his wailing and you'll probably be fine

dazai's not actually upset, he really does wanna help you. he'll wrap you in a blanket while he goes to leave for the store, poking your cheek and smiling a little too softly while he tells you to be good while he's gone

he doesn't have bad intentions or anything, he's just being overly nice to you because he just feels like it

he comes back from the store with whatever you neeed, he probably asked a female member of the agency or a worker or someone else who knew what to get for you, because there is absolutely no way in hell he actually knows what to buy

but he definitely came back with a few things that you liked!! no point in asking how he knew you liked the stuff, because he'll just say he stalked you, and that might just make you more uncomfortable. best not to question him!!

he sees your cramp pain as an excuse to hold and touch you more. he doesn't care that you're bleeding the entire time, dazai just likes that he can hold you!

of course, he realizes that cuddles don't stop the cramping - he just thinks it'll help a lot more. dazai get's super touchy and clingy because he knows that you're less likely to resist. even if you do, he doesn't mind unless you insult him, because then he'll just lock you in the bathroom with water and some of the snacks he bought you to give you some 'alone time.' after about an hour or two, he's sure you'll come back into his arms!! <3

oh, belladonna, i thought you didn't want to cuddle, and now you're holding onto me..? no matter, i'm glad you've finally came around.. is there anything you want?

chuuya ::

chuuya also knows about periods and what they are, but he knows a little bit more about them than dazai, because he's just him yk?? he's that dude (other than jay from the kubz scouts)

when he first woke up to you next to him with blood under you, he thought you were hurt or something, but then when he woke you up, you had to explain to him that you just got your period and that you were fine.

by your argument, chuuya made a big deal out of it, but by chuuya's, he was just helping you feel better.

"darling, stop movin', i'm just trying to make you feel better.. what? yeah.. yeah, i'll get whatever you want, okay?"

if you yell at him, he'll just give you space. of course he'll still get you what you want, he'll just be.. less doting.

he'll even go as far to ignore you. so while you're wailing in pain from your cramps, chuuya's sitting down comfortably on the couch, reading and paying no attention to your little sobs from the pain of your cramps. it's really just a toxic thing - he doesn't wanna see you in such pain, he really doesn't. but why should he be so kind to you if you don't want to be nice?

i can imagine an argument breaking out between you two, because he can't ignore you forever. if you decide to yell at him again, then he'll just yell back.

chuuya might even just drug you to shut you up, offering you tea or medicine to help you feel better. but five minutes later, you're out like a light while he picks up your body to wrap you up back in blankets.

you'll probably wake up with arms wrapped around your waist with his knee inbetween your thighs. chances are, you're still affected by the drug and too tired to move or push him off. he understands that cuddling doesn't fully stop the cramp pain, but he doesn't care, because all chuuya wants to do is help you.

"don't move.. it's okay. just go back to sleep. i love you, okay?"

[pharawee]

Okay, buckle up fellow BL enjoyers and people who are at least a little bit curious about Pit Babe the novel. I'm now five (very long) chapters in, so get ready for some spoilers and details.

Only, there isn't much to tell. The chapters are long but very little happens. Well, except for the fact that Charlie and Babe are just constantly getting it on. If you thought that the Big Dragon novel was pwp then think again. Maybe the smut is the alphas we met along the way. Or something.

It starts very similar to the first ep of the series, with Babe partaking in some pre-racing fun - only it isn't very fun for him because he hates the scent of other alphas. As an alpha himself he has the whole heightened senses thing and that makes him super sensitive to all kinds of scents - omegas included, I guess (yes, they exist in this universe but that's about it). And because he himself is a power bottom that leaves him with a bit of a problem. But not too much of a problem because the novel mentions hundreds of hook-ups until Charlie comes along.

Things play out the same as in the series. Charlie wants a car, Babe is his idol and he'd do anything for a chance at racing. Cue to the first of many, many spicy scenes. Babe is delighted that Charlie has no scent. Charlie already jokes about impregnating him (I forgot that this novel has mprg, why am I doing this again?) but so far it's never mentioned again.

There's very little racing happpening. The only other character from the series that has shown up so far is Way and he's pretty much the same. Way wants Babe but he's too cowardly to make a move so they're stuck in this weird friendship where Babe is really comfortable with Way being all touchy-feely. This gets Charlie jealous because at this point Babe and him are pretty much exclusive (with Babe demanding that Charlie hide behind face masks and hats whenever they're out and about as to not taint Babe's reputation as a horndog). Cue to some angry sex. And then some more sex.

But wait, somewhere along the way Babe catches feelings. He pretty much has Charlie move in with him, does some embarrassing stuff like calling him when he's gone for one (1) day and buys him a desk so he can work from his condo. They have a routine now. And so. much. sex. On every imaginable surface (some poor dudes car after Charlie wins a race where he himself was the bet) and occasion, several times a day.

Charlie is a little bit sus, though. Nothing's outright wrong, but sometimes Babe wonders if he's really the stupid boy he's grown to trust. Because sometimes Charlie reacts in ways that Babe can't quite explain but that are glossed over almost immediately because Charlie can be very distracting. One time he secretly follows him when Babe's out to buy something. He's about to get mugged and Charlie saves him (which doesn't fit with Charlie's whole personality at all). Another time Charlie's gone for a day, supposedly staying with his parents but he comes home smelling like alcohol and a strong, unpleasant scent (clearly something alpha-related) that Babe can't explain. But whatever, Pit Babe's horny and clearly Charlie is incapable of lying anyway because he's too stupid.

Yeah. 🤡

Oh, and as for the no kissing rule? Sadly that's abolished after the second sex scene in like, half a sentence.

And that's things so far. There's really very little talk about anything omegaverse, but mostly because it's just chapter after chapter of well-written smut. Babe constantly calls Charlie "his alpha" (not to his face) - but even though he's clearly in charge, Charlie has definitely taken a hold over him (and Charlie knows and uses this to his advantage). They have a really interesting dynamic. There's no power struggle at all, just a gradual shift of what their relationship means to either of them. There's definitely something up with Charlie though, but I'm surprised they're so open about it in the series.

And where does the rest of the cast even come from? Or the whole plot? Poor Winner is so sad and pathetic, he doesn't even seem to exist in the novel (just some dudes named Billy and Six who might or might not have previously hooked up with Babe).🤣

[viathecloset]

Taehyung and jungkook's relationship is overlooked by 90% of the fandom solely because they are so controlled by the narrative of the fandom/company that they cannot quite accept that anything outside is even a remote possibility. Ive been more of a quiet observer for years now [my sister's an army since 2015] and I've seen the boys, moreover I know how marketing and kpop works. It's quite evident if u observe close enough of the pattern on how this group of seven guys who genuinely love music is marketed you would understand to what extent you're being brainwashed. Im not talking about this like a conspiracy theorist. It's quite simple and right infront of you. Yall refuse to accept it that's all.

1. There are a certain set of stories that are made to be told by them, over and over again. Even if it disturbs them or they are bored. E.g: 2018 disbandment story, vmin dumpling incident, jikook rain fight/tokyo trip, mind you there are many things that happend between people who lived together for 10+ yrs but if it cuts the flow of events you are made to believe happened you aren't gonna hear from it, ever.

2. Like stories there are dynamics that each pair is supposed to portray Taegi as annoying/annoyed duo, taejin/jikook as flirty HS boyfriends, namseok/taekook the awkward old friends and no matter how much the relationships change or evolve you won't see it cuz again, it won't FIT the narrative that has already been shown.

3. Like relationships there are characteristics that thankfully some members chose to break out of during their solo era: hoseok always being sunshine and loud ( he's quite serious and very dedicated infact ), jungkook being that muscle dude who only knows how to follow his Hyungs ( he's very independent and has a lot of targets he wants to achieve individually, he's very thoughtful and organized) and Taehyung being WEIRD and weak ( he's extremely intelligent and super strong he's strategic and disciplined)

4. This brings us to the whole Taekook narrative, the fact that they've been seen so much during solo era yet people had the audacity to still call them distant and awkward solely cuz it wasn't via company but through Taehyung's ig or jungkook mentioning him in interviews etc. I think it's needless to say they aren't comfortable being touchy and showy on camera for content, hell if they were to shoot everytime Taehyung and jungkook hangout there would he enough CONTENT till 2067. They're supportive of eo and have a very big shared friend circle, when jungkook went missing for almost 2 months we got to know Taehyung was the one he was with.

5. The thing is everyone [ including my own sister ] thinks that Taehyung is being desperate or such whenever he mentions Taehyung cuz a. Yall have actually led jokers run so fucking rampant that everytime the man mentions him actually doing something you're ready to throw him under the bus and call him a liar or such. b. Im not saying jungkook isn't close to anyone else but when he isn't working or shooting content and just wants to be himself the one you saw him most was around Taehyung and yes it matters. In the name of hating shippers yall have not only dissed the quite frankly PRIVATE bond they seem to share but went as far as dissing Taehyung himself cuz of the extreme level of manipulation yall are under.

Ik imma find armys [jikookers ]under this sooner or later calling me names but to be honest I'm sick and tired of yall dissing very real people and their very real human relationships solely based off the content yall are made to believe is 100% candid. Go touch grass, get friends, go date, don't obsess over them for a while then come back and try seeing it from a neutral perspective.

[silent-raven13]

When Miles rizz Hobie

"Nothing could woo me, mates." Hobie began as his friends were picking on him for turning pink around Miles. "It's merely affection, like how comfortable I'm around with someone I trust." The small group were hanging around Headquarters just to pass the time.

"Huh uh?" Gwen snorted.

Pav nodded having to get on his tippy toes to at least face Hobie on his level, "Dude, you turned pink when Miles even looks at you!"

"No, I have no idea what you're talking about." The punker plays it off still disagreeing.

"Oh yeah! Alright, bet!" Gwen said out loud.

"Hahaha, where's Miles is at?" Pav giggles with sweet delight.

Hobie rolled his eyes, "Miles is just a mate."

"Yet you call him, Sunflower!" Gwen said out loud.

"And luv, darling, dear, Brooklyn, Peter Pan!" Pav uses his fingers to show how many nicknames Hobie used on the young Spider-man. "You like him, huh?"

"Still have no idea what are you two talking about." Hobie pretending he didn't understand what they mean. He's being a cool guy deny their words.

"You always touchy feeling with him!" Gwen throw her hands up in the air, "Do we need to say anymore!"

Miles appeared from the corner of the hallway having to look at his holo-evaluation from Miguel from his watch. The meeting with the older Spider-man ended on a positive note, and it got him super happy. There was progress here!

His honey-brown eyes glanced up to make sure he doesn't bump into anyone, and spotted his friends. "Hey GUYS!" He happily went up toward them with a small jog.

"Ohh, he's here." Gwen whispers to Hobie.

Hobie froze having his eyes on Miles running up to them. Pav said, "Hey, Miles. What are you doing here?" The two saw Hobie turning pink and giggles.

"Oh, I was in a meeting with Miguel! We were talking about my last mission." Miles sounded so happy that it had Hobie's color shit to an awful muted red with murky green and yellow. Is that jealousy colors?

Gwen's eyes widen at the punker's colors being amazed yet not so surprised. Pav being the instigator, "Ohh, you and Miguel, huh? Sounds spicy!"

"Wha?" Miles's being unaware of Hobie's sudden changes in color since he's focus on Pav's questions.

Hobie had newspaper texture with black ink, Gwen leans over to read the fonts, "Fuck you, Pav. Are you going do that in front of me?" Oh. She giggles softly at this.

"You know, Spider-people like to talk." Pav snickers, "So are you and Miguel doing the nasty? Come on, tell us!"

"No! Hell nah, man. He could be the same age as my dad- what the fuck?" Miles quickly held his hands up in defense, "and I'm sixteen years old! Man, you want him to catch a case?"

"I dunno a lot of teenage Spider-heroes would, y'know." Gwen quickly added.

Pav saw Hobie's paper texture changing into a dark red and grey color with aggressive rips and ink marks. Hobie stood with no emotion showing, crazy huh?

"Well, not me! Anyway, my evaluation came out really good. I might go on missions with him. Hopefully." Miles casually said still being naive.

"Solo mission with Miguel?" Hobie thought to himself showing his jealousy, his body went through three different paper textures and turned murky green. Gwen and Pav awed at how fast his reality colors changes.

"Hopefully? That sounds like you're hoping for something, Miles!" Pav giggles having to nudge Hobie, "Huh, Hobie?"

"Not like that." The black Latino Spiderman rub his naked neck being a bit weirded out by his friends' sudden questions. "I see Miguel as a mentor. He's not bad when he's not trying to kill you. Also," Miles went up to Hobie, which causes the punker's color to change with a surprise fonts with a soft purple being surprised by his crush being so close to him.

Miles happily smiled at him, "Hobie, what's up? You been quiet. Something wrong?" His hand touches Hobie's cheek, "Are you sick? Si es así, Puedo prepararte caldo de pollo?"

Hobie turns bright pink staying frozen with his eyes widen. "No. No, luv." he crosses his arms trying to be cool. "I'm only listening."

"Oh," Miles pulls his hand away, "At least you're fine, man." His smile widens showing off his teeth. "I was beginning to worry."

Gwen and Pav look at each other then saw Hobie turning a brighter pink with heart stamps and fonts, a bit of shimmer this time. "Hmm?" They hummed at him.

Hobie scowls a bit at them, "Shut up!" The two laughing out loud.

"What happen?" Miles being so confused.

[deleahtarte]

I was talking about this with a friend a while back but… Style Rockstar AU!

I imagined Stan—super popular rockstar, preformed more concerts then he knows how to count, more money then he now knows what to do with—burnt out from the fame. It isn't as great as what he thought it was when he was young and naive. One day, he's drinking in this bar completely bored with his life, wanting something, missing something-just doesn't know what. He thought the fame and the sex would be enough but...surprise, it isn't.

And then this hot red head walks in and Stan is immediately already physically attracted. Just as he’s thinking of going over there himself, he watches Kyle tell off a dude who was hitting on him all by himself— and only then was Stan like "I have to at least fuck him once." So Stan tries to hit on him expecting Kyle to know who he is because everyone knows who he is, duh he's Stan Marsh, but Kyle doesn't. This stuns Stan, but it only made him want Kyle more. Eventually as they spoke through the night, Stan actually starts liking Kyle for more then just his body. They do end up sleeping together—luck, maybe— and in Stan's head he thinks, "I really want to keep seeing Kyle" but when Stan blinks his eyes open the next morning, Kyle is gone. He didn't leave a note behind, no number, no clues, nothing. Stan is devastated and then sent himself on a wild goose chase to find Kyle.

One of the ways he tries to find Kyle is by making songs about him because Kyle has become his muse and the lyrics are obviously about him. A couple months goes by and nothing. Stan visits the same bar whenever he could hoping to catch a glimpse of red; red cheeks, red hair, red lips. Yet, nothing.

Christmas comes and Stan flies back to South Park to go visit his mom and his family. During the dinner, he's prepping the table and in strolls Kyle with his parents. Stan finds out that Kyle was originally from South Park too, and that they've never saw each other because Kyle spent most of his childhood and years at the hospital because he was extremely sick and only recently got better last year.

As it turns out, Kyle have always seen Stan playing with the other kids, being jealous because he wanted to join, finding Stan adorable and wanting to be his friend—but not being able to because of his weak constitution. The years go by and Stan blew up and became a rockstar, leaving South Park. Kyle watches Stan preform in different parts of the world from his tiny tv, wanting to see the world, too. A miracle happens and Kyle gets the perfect organ donor and he heals up. The first thing he tries to do is travel. He chose to go to Stan's concert as like a last goodbye because he is no longer sick and it wasn't like Stan was going to pay attention to him anyways. He thinks of it as him ‘graduating’ from the Kyle that could only ever experience live through the TV. The concert is done and a few days pass and that's when Kyle runs into Stan at that bar and officially 'meets' him for the first time

Of course he's going to pretend like he doesn't know Stan

But now, at the present when they see each other again at the Christmas party, Stan is NOT letting Kyle go. Kyle tries to reject him, and Stan accepts it rather obediently, which surprises Kyle a lot. Stan instead asks if they could friends, and Kyle (because damn those puppy dog eyes) says yes. The rejection worked (or so Kyle thinks) Stan is persistent in a way where he’s hitting on you…but maybe he isn’t? Is he just this friendly? Kyle doesn’t know.

Stan buys him a lot of gifts, from every day pastries to big items that must’ve costed him an arm and leg; because apparently, friends do that. Kyle only accepts the little ones, the ones he himself could afford, and rejects everything else. Stan is touchy, not uncomfortably so, but casual touches like an arm slung around his shoulder or a pat on his thigh when they sit next to each other; because apparently, friends do that. Stan tries to understand him, really—understand him. He listens to Kyle talk for hours about what it was like being confined in that hospital bed, where the only thing Kyle saw day to day was the ugly mellow yellow walls and the horrid stench of hospital. Stan remembers the little things Kyle says in passing, that he can’t stand coconut and how much he hates any type of repetitive noise. Kyle finds that Stan is very much as charming, sweet, and funny as Kyle thought he was all those years ago; where he could only listen to Stan crack jokes to his others friends from the window. It disappoints Kyle, because he doesn’t want to like Stan. In actuality, he’s just scared because this is his first love. But there’s really no helping it. He falls, and he falls hard.

They do remain friends. Stan helps Kyle figure out the stuff Kyle has never messed with before, like signing up for college (that Stan had ditched completely) or social media and registering for your license, etc etc. Kyle has grown used to Stan being by his side, as if he had always been there, as if he was supposed to be there—that it completely catches off guard when Stan announces he has to return to the big cities to continue doing his rockstar activities.

“Oh…okay.” Nodded Kyle limply. He was so shocked that he wasn’t able to offer a better response. Stan looks up, blue eyes searching his face. Kyle doesn’t know if Stan found what he was looking for; because his lips curl up into a smile that does not at all reach his eyes.

“We’ll keep in touch, alright? You’ll hear from me everyday.” Stan reassured him. One his large hands cover Kyle’s own for a moment, giving it a single comforting squeeze before it lets go. “I promise.”

Kyle believed him. He knew Stan by now. He trusted that Stan wouldn’t forget about him. He had faith. But…

Stan was a rockstar, a super famous, still revelant one that people talked and made posts about constantly. When would be the next time Kyle gets to see him again? To be able to bathe in his attention and that overwhelming warm, tender smile? Would Kyle have to wait weeks, months?

Could Kyle do that…?

The day comes for Stan to leave. His flight is unbelievably late, 2 am. He’s dressed in the airport with a mask and cap that he wants to throw off. He doesn’t want to go. He feels like a dog running away from home. For the first time in a long time, Stan wants to go back to South Park rather than away. And he knows exactly why he feels that way.

Kyle. It’s all been about Kyle since the moment Stan met him.

I’ll come back, he promised himself. I’ll come back the second my tour is over and work to win your love again.

Just as Stan wrote that in his heart, he’s about to head for his gate when someone tugs on his sleeve—a fan who recognized him, fuck.

With a huff (it’s not them, it’s him—he doesn’t really wanna see anyone but Kyle right now), Stan turns around and blinks at what he sees.

“I don’t have first class tickets, so how about you come join in economy?” Kyle asked, standing right here in front of Stan in a sweatshirt and jeans, a suitcase right next to him. “Oh…wait, people would probably recognize you, huh? You can’t keep this get up on the flight the entire time.”

Kyle flicks the top of Stan’s cap. And when Stan still didn’t reply, he starts to get a little nervous. He crosses his arms and huffs. “…Or I should go home?”

Only once he heard those words did Stan spring to action. He grabs Kyle by the back of his neck, leans down, and pulls him into a kiss much too inappropriate for the airport. You couldn’t pay him to care, and apparently, Kyle felt exactly at the same.

“Are you a hallucination?” Stan asked breathlessly when they part. All the air has left. Kyle laughs.

“That kiss felt very real to me, dude.”

This time, it’s Stan who laughs, resting his forehead against Kyle’s. “Me too. It felt—it felt real for me, too.”

[boywriters-blog]

So…is it ok to request some Yandere dethklok x reader headcanons?

Dethklok/Reader hcs

of course it is!! thank you for the request!! very excited for my first metalocalypse request heheh o(^▽^)o + added charles for silly ^_^

warning: death (no major characters obviously)

Nathan:

-when he’s obsessed he is OBSESSED

-he will do anything you want him do, genuinely

-being Nathan’s partner is hard work, not just because he’s high maintenance, but because he’s the lead singer of dethklok, everyone in the world knows who he is

-if anyone hurts you? a klokiteer or himself will deal with it

-you will know when he kills someone for you , he tried to hide it but he’s not very good at it

-“what happened to ____?”

-“what-?- i don’t know who you’re talking about- i never met anyone with that name- hey- wanna go have like- sex or something??” he would desperately try to change the topic, he’s visibly nervous, a terrible liar

-you drop it but note the way he reacted

-next time it happens he tries to distract you by pampering you, would even go as far as to eat you out / give you head

-when you finally fully realize what’s up and see it happen for yourself, you aren’t freaked out, i mean, thousands of people die every time they preform a concert

-tbh you find it really sweet, especially since most people he’s killing are total dildos

-he stills prefers to not do it in front of you , but occasionally if they did something to really fuck you up he’ll try to make you feel better by letting you watch

-would definitely write a song about it, i mean it’s super brutal how could he not

Pickles:

-he probably doesn’t even know he’s doing it at first because he’s so shitfaced all the time

-he also doesn’t realize you KNOW and that you’ve known since the beginning, the first time he killed someone for you, he accidentally did it in front of your face

-he was too shitfaced to remember

-you didn’t say anything at first because you always liked him, you thought it was sweet in a brutal way, and the guy deserved it he was a creep

-you didn’t see the next few times, but he started acting a bit differently around you, a little more suspicious and like he’s hiding something

-he ends up confessing it to you in a drunken state, but he sobers up pretty quickly once he realizes what he said

-if you make him promise to not hurt anyone who didn’t absolutely deserve it, he will just be so grateful you’re not angry at him

-definitely more affectionate with you afterwards

-strengthens your relationship tbh

Toki:

-dude he would be so nervous the entire time about you finding out

-would never do it himself , always has a klokiteer do it

-wouldn’t tell you or hint at it

-he would only kill people that were pieces of shit dildos, he would send the rest to the dethklok prison

-he confesses everything out of guilt, he confesses the way he enjoyed beating the shit out of people who deserved it, especially after they did something to you or got too close to you

-you comfort him because he didn’t do anything inherently morally wrong, and he’s overjoyed and relieved

-he would probably hug you for a long time, like a cuddle, with a few kisses

-you make him promise to not do it again, not only for your sake, but for his too

-he never leaves your side after that

Skwisgaar:

-i’m honestly so 50/50 abt him

-i feel like he wouldn’t try to hide it, but it’s just hidden somehow

-he doesn’t act any different, he acts extremely casual, you don’t notice any difference in his behavior around you, maybe a little more touchy but you assumed it was just you growing closer

-definitely holds your lower back in an over protective kinda way

-would very casually mention it in conversation like “oh ja , ams killst thats guys”

-you would have to do a double take and like interrogate him , he would admit everything but only to you

-he doesn’t want the others to think he’s like super gay or anything for killing these people for you

-they do not care but he’s self conscious

-would move on like nothing happened and tbh so did you, it wasn’t bothersome so why worry?

-clingy cuddles from him later frl

William:

-he probably tells you to be honest

-he’s proud of it

-wants you to be proud of him too

-you sigh and ask him how many people he killed

-he shrugs, he genuinely lost count, but he looks up at you with these puppy dog eyes that you can’t resist

-you groan and roll your eyes

-“okay fine, whatever, just at least try to make sure they’re a complete dildo beforehand, okay??”

-“shhurrrre okay”

-he would he attached at your hip for the end of time

-very VERY touchy, like has to be touching you at all times, likes to show you off as his

Charles:

-you have no fucking idea what’s going on

-he makes them all look like accidents

-he’s a little more affectionate than normal after he does it, but excuses it with being tired

-went on for a while before you even had an IDEA of anything happening

-he will not tell you, you have to find out yourself

-once you do, you wait for a while to confront him, study him and his actions

-you start to recognize when he did something and that’s when you confront him

-he lowkey begs for you to stay, he would apologize for everything, and get down on one knee while apologizing

-you could never say no to that face so you stay of course

-pampers you with gifts and quality time

oh my god babes i’m so sorry for the couple days of nothing from me 💔

life is weird rn but i will get back to work on the requests immediately!

never be afraid to request!

much love,

Mooshi <3

[myymi]

Ive got so many idea for the nuzzling thing now man cause dude imagine like knuckles, Amy and shadow doing it like theres so many scenarios i just love the idea of them being affectionate.

Like dude imagine after an intense fight knuckles nuzzling tails back to get his fur to stop being puffed up or Amy doing it while she teaches him to cook to show that he’s doing a good job or even shadow doing it to calm himself down cause the idea of tails feeling safe ‘secretly’ makes him feel better

Cause imagine this little fox kit who’s usually says he dosen’t need physical affection because he knows the others feel guilty about not properly being able to give it, finally receiving it because foxes main love language is doing stuff like nuzzling and cuddling and stuff so imagine him rarely getting it only to suddenly be indulged

please that's so sksnskdnd

sonic going to them and explaining that tails wants to snuggle and headbutt them but he doesn't and won't ask to do it because he's shy and nervous and knows their tense and would feel bad asking them to calm down just so he could nuzzle them so they need to reverse the roles and they can't make a big deal outta it cause it'll scare him away

knuckles does it and scares the shit out of him because he's already on edge from the fight and he wasn't expecting a nuzzle but he still settles down anyone because it's touch and he loves touch but he's confused?? then knuckles gives him a quick pat and goes on about his day

tails does amy the favor of getting all the ingredients and utensils needed for whatever treat their baking so she doesn't have to, and so she gives him a quick thank you eskimo kiss and goes about baking. tails just kinda zones out for a minute. it's not unlike amy to be touchy, but her, knuckles, and sonic?? in his love language??? he's confused

and then shadow comes up after another fight. he looks as stoic and broody as normal but there's something in his body stance and within his eyes that tells tails he was a little scared of something. but it disappears when he sees the fox, and he returns to his normal body language. but then he walks up and butts his head against tails' for a few seconds, nuzzles it super quickly then leaves.

and while he loves the affection so so much ALL of them doing it in his love language is suspicious. but he doesn't want to say anything because he doesn't want them to stop but he also doesn't want them to think they have to do that,,,

[navibluebees]

Hi, absolutely love your writing and you are amazing. I was wonderful if you could write something with Lyle, maybe fic when he is lovely and super kind to others, especially reader all the time, but one day some dude is flirting with his human scientist s/o (she/her/) and he is jealous and he is very mean for this guy, but when they are back in his room he is super touchy and cuddle her so much which leads to nsfw scene? Sorry if it's stupid😩😭

Jealousy

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Thanks, babe! I may just do this as a oneshot, but I love this idea! & It's not stupid, silly goose~ Also minors, this is obviously going in a smutty direction, so please don't interact. Thanks!

Lyle was waiting in the hallway, hyping himself up. Your relationship was still new, all things considered. He fidgeted with his hands, patting his pockets and postponing even longer. The interspecies relationship hadn't been fully explored yet and although he had been confident in his previous life, he was a bit nervous in the current one. Finally, he readied himself and turned the corner to walk into your lab.

He stopped in his tracks, boots squeaking a bit on the floor. You turned at the noise and your eyes widened behind the safety goggles you had on. One of your coworkers had his arms around you, trying to "help" adjust your microscope and while you were more than a bit miffed about it, Lyle looked as though he might smite the man. You tried to get up, pushing the safety goggles higher on your head and breaking the hold your coworker had around you. You shot him an annoyed look and went to Lyle who had a finger pointed steadily at the other man.

"Don't you lay hands on her again."

The other scientist held up his hands, a small smirk flitting across his face. "Hey, man, I was just helping out. No worries."

Lyle's face contorted into a snarl that flipped to surprise when he felt your hands shoving at his abdomen.

"Lyle get out of here. I'll see you later."

"But-"

"No. I will come see you later."

You whipped around to your work with not another word.

~~~

Lyle paced angrily in his room, tail lashing out and knocking things over. He growled in frustration, throwing his hands up before crouching down to set things back the way they were. His ears flicked to the door when he heard the code being punched in on the other side. He stood quickly and looked over your appearance. Your face was flushed and hair mussed up. His heart sank for a minute before he reminded himself to have a little faith in you.

You looked at him warily and stepped closer, melting against him when his arms came around you. He helped you take off your pants and swept you up in his arms, plopping down on the bed. You curled into his chest and he pulled a blanket across the both of you, keeping you warm.

"Lyle.."

"Hm?"

"We have to talk about what happened."

"I don't-"

"Lyle, please let me talk. You can not come in there like that. Ever."

"But he was all over you! He was flirting, that ass, I saw his face!"

"Lyle, I know."

"You, you what?" Lyle struggled to maintain his composure as he processed the information. "And you just let him??"

You angrily rubbed your hands across your face. "Lyle it's not that simple! They already don't take me seriously since I'm 'just a woman'! They-"

"Wait wait wait. Who's said that to you? I'll make sure they get sent straight back to Earth."

You gently caressed his arm, sensing the tremble along his skin.

"Lyle, honey, it isn't something you can do anything about. They already tease me about liking alien co-" Your face flushed. "Anyway, I have to take care of this myself."

He barely heard your last sentence, body reacting to the previous one. A grin stole across his concerned face, ready to tease you to lighten the mood if he could. His thumb stroked carefully along your ribs, making your face go even more red. You adjusted in his lap and felt him hard against your bottom.

"You work so hard," he murmured. "And those assholes don't take you seriously because you like my cock, is that right?"

You squirmed under his full attention and ducked your head. "Pretty much," you mumbled.

He scoffed and traced his finger down to graze along your thighs. "Too bad for them, then. I love your brain. It's big and beautiful and so so sexy."

"Are we still talking about my brain? Or you?"

Lyle coughed out a laugh and pulled your underwear to the side. "Why not both?" He stroked carefully over your folds, testing how wet you were. He brought his fingers to his mouth and sucked on them, drenching them with his spit. Then moved them back down, pulling your back to his chest in the process. He spread your legs open to land on either side of his and thrust one finger into you. You moaned softly, his name coming out in a sigh. "That's my girl."

You squirmed more in his lap, ass rubbing against his enormous cock. He thrusted up to meet you, grinding his hips against yours. You whined, pushing back as hard as you could, forcing a growly groan from deep in his throat.

"You feel so good rubbing against me, you know that?" He growled in your ear and brushed a finger across your clothed nipple, making you squirm even more.

He moved to thrust another finger inside and you rose up on your knees, leaning back against his chest, head rolling back onto his shoulder. He worked his fingers in an out until you were a whimpering mess. He palmed his cock through his shorts and bit down on your shoulder as you rode his hand faster and faster.

"Come on, baby. Come on," he urged you on, his voice dissolving into a guttural groan.

You reached down to rub your clit as you spasmed around his fingers, rolling your hips through your orgasm. You fell limply back into his lap. He sucked on his fingers after pulling them gently from you and groaned.

"Mmm, delicious."

You blushed and turned in his lap, hands reaching for where you knew his cock would be. He smiled sheepishly when you gaped at the giant stain that was on his shorts now.

"Couldn't help it, could you?" you smirked at him.

"You're gonna be the death of me, sweetheart." He pulled your face to his and kissed you hard, pulling you down on top of him.

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[ithaquasbbg]

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Ithaqua and Joseph found family hcs (platonic obvi)

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-When Ithaqua and Joseph first meet it’s at dinner and Joseph just so happens to get SUPER drunk to the point where he mistakes Ithaqua for Claude and starts calling him “brother.” Itha doesn’t like this at all and yells at him. Afterwards once they both get to understand each other better they apologize to each other.

-It doesn’t take long for the two to bond over their experiences and become close, almost like brothers in a way.

-Ithaqua acts more like the older brother, much more protective of the other, making sure nobody actually hurts Joseph. Mainly because of his trauma, he’s determined not to let another person he loves get hurt.

-Joseph… is complicated, though comes off as the younger brother in all honesty. More clingy and paranoid that anything could happen to Ithaqua. Once he gets closer to itha he comes off as pretty childish at times since he didn’t really get to have a real childhood

-like the dudes brother died, the people from his country died, and he was abruptly taken away from his home when he was a little kid. Mental health wasn’t well understood back then so for his actual life it was covered up. But itha allows him to let go of the facade for a bit.

-So in return, Joseph lets itha cry to him. He will sit there keeping Ithaqua in a tight hug, making sure that he is all right while listening to his problems.

-If Joseph was ever allowed in duos, Ithaqua would try to be his partner to make sure he doesn’t get stunned all too much. Which would leave Joseph cursing him out (lovingly) after the match for getting himself hurt

-Joseph occasionally has moments when he’ll see Ithaqua as Claude still, holding him close and just absolutely sobbing into his shoulder. Especially once he realizes he’s not, but having somebody there to fill the void is somewhat comforting

-Ithaqua having somebody who looks similar to him while being nothing like Nathaniel slowly helps him have less hatred towards his own appearance.

-when one gets really emotional, sometimes they’ll sleep together (platonically). Usually whoever the more upset one ends up as the little spoon, falling asleep after crying into the other. It happens pretty often, but it’s comforting to have somebody to cry to.

- Joseph has periods of time where he doesn’t speak at all, expressing everything physically. Ithaqua doesn’t mind too much, often helping the other. Sometimes these periods last several hours to even days, when that happens Itha tries to coax the other into speaking.

-On the other hand, Ithaqua has a bunch of things he hyper fixates on but often covers up his excitement for said things around people to not come off as weird. Joseph is more than willing to listen to the others rants.

-Itha isn’t super cuddly, Joseph definitely is. The big difference between them is the age everything happened at, which causes them to act so differently. Joseph will physically cling onto Ithaqua, when the two are in the couch, he’ll hug itha and rest against him

-meanwhile Ithaqua doesn’t usually get touchy with the other in big ways, more so protectively putting an arm around him or holding onto the others hand to make sure that he’s there to protect the other

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Woof

[puddingcatbeans]

young justice; timkonbart if you squint? on a lazy afternoon at the Tower...

Kon glares at the screen, mashing the buttons on the controller. Bart lounges beside him, no help at all, crunching his way through the last box of Cheerios. Kon is a superhero. He's saved lives. Nearly died multiple times. Super intelligent and super strong and generally super in every way. He can beat this game.

"Oh, hey, Tim," Bart says. He waves a hand full of cereal. "You're just in time to see Kon die to the Hydra again."

"Shut up," Kon retorts. "You have no idea how much control I'm exerting right now, not breaking these controllers."

"You better not," Tim says from behind the sofa. "I just replaced those."

Bart shoves more Cheerios in his mouth. "Dude, you look like you've had a rough week. I mean, granted, you almost always look like you've had a rough week, or month, or year, but like---"

Kon pauses the game just so he can slap a hand over Bart's mouth. He tilts his head back to meet Tim's eyes, and yeah, those eyebags have eyebags. "Nap time?"

Tim's shoulder lifts and falls, barely noticeable, and yet somehow looking like it took way too much effort. "I don't want to interrupt."

"You're not," Bart insists from behind Kon's hand. He licks Kon's palm, but Kon, being used to Bart's general... Bart-ness, doesn't flinch.

"Join us, then," Kon says. He pats his lap. "C'mon, your favourite pillow is waiting."

Bart pretends to gag, while Tim rolls his eyes. He does come around the sofa, though, so Kon counts that as a win.

Instead of lying down and placing his head on Kon's legs, Tim surprises him by climbing right onto his lap and tucking his face into Kon's neck. Kon releases Bart's face to steady Tim with both hands. He exchanges a wide-eyed look with Bart. Tim's not a touchy-feely guy. Not even after they discovered how touchstarved he is and Cassie implemented a plan to rehabilitate Tim. They've gotten to the point where Tim willingly returns hugs, and doesn't protest when Kon asks to hold his hand. But he doesn't really initiate physical contact. Not like this.

"Poor kid," Bart coos. He reaches out---with his non-cereal scooping hand, thankfully---and carefully pets Tim's hair. "It's okay, you can safely detox from that horrid little city of yours here."

"Gotham's doing her best," Tim mutters.

Kon pats Tim's back. "You're doing your best," he says.

Tim presses even closer. "You can keep playing," he yawns. "I know you want to play as much as you can before Cassie gets back."

"Yeah, she's great and all but her commentary about how they got the Greek gods wrong is a little much."

"Your commentary is a little much," Kon tells Bart.

Bart grins. He scunches himself closer, looping an arm around Tim's elbow and lodging his shoulder against Kon's. "You love it."

Tim lets out a snort. His face is still mashed against Kon's neck. His heartbeat stays steady. Kon grabs the controller again and settles back into the warmth of his best friends.

[strawburryyy]

dave strider in a relationship hcs

yeah i really have nothing better to do than analyze homestuck characters by my interpretation but i digress.

- so a relationship with dave is essentially just being pulled along for the ride that’s dave’s life like its just so casual on the surface it's unclear to people sometimes that it’s an established relationship but it is. that doesn't mean he is like relationship-y.

- he’s visibly happier and just is way happier around his partner and everyone kinda notices that.

- he’s subtle and it’s definitely the little things that show his care, dave’s definitely not the type for huge extravagant acts of love or obsession.

- he really just brushes shit off but his heart is still beating at 100mph

- this guy will freak out abt the little shit his partner does that gets his heart beating that they don't even notice

- not the type for PDA, definitely hates misunderstandings and jealousy. he thinks it's stupid and won’t even try if it was done purposely, definitely a turn-off if it was.

- it’s definitely more of the subtle things with dave, he also notices small things abt his partner that probably even his partner doesn’t notice.

- definitely just does or says shit for a reaction from his partner, it can be really stupid sometimes.

- he’s always willing to listen and learn. if someone genuinely offends something he’s passionate abt (like music or his art) very much a turn-off.

- he soo craves affection but does not do ANYTHING to show that he wants it unless he’s comfortable. he thinks about it a lot though

- dave is in his thoughts like 100% of the time, he keeps shit to himself unless he blurts it which then leads to embarrassment

- doesn’t engage in the first move and if he does he rambles for like a paragraph trying to brush it off and make it seem like it isnt a big deal cause his hearts beating out of his ass and hes sweating and shaking and

- once he gets comfortable and alone with them dave’s more touchy with his partner only ever in private though

- he’ll act really casual about it too like its just the norm (which it is)

- only alone is dave ever gonna show he’s whipped (rose would catch him though)

- dave’s pretty assertive when it comes to shit he isn't cool with he's not afraid to stand up for himself or when someone just disrespects him he doesn't take kindly to that

- super supportive of whatever his partner’s passions are and just them in general

- his fav moments with his partner are when they laugh over stupid shit to the point of tears

- actually pretty flirty, he’s good at it too he's like playful abt it but when it gets serious he's like holdup. and needs time to process

- he just wanna be held but doesn't have the balls to say so

- dude is stiff, unless he’s comfortable then he eases into vulnerability

[prosciuttulipa]

Hiii! Congrats on 500 followers!! I’m here to join the match making event! I would like a matchup from JJK, I want my match to be a male,

personality; I’m overall really quiet, I could go through an entire day without saying a word but when I’m around people I’m close with I can talk nonstop, I complain about things, I randomly talk about stories of my life— basically anything. I think I’m pretty nice; I don’t mind giving my friends extra money and I love hyping them up and complimenting them; but I also love teasing people and joking around, I’m pretty touchy but I’m only touchy with people I’m comfortable with + if they’re fine with me touching them (I hate being touched by people I don’t care about/like 😭😭 like I’ll straight up be ‘stop touching me’ or ‘don’t touch me’ with a weird look)!

Likes and dislikes + Hobbies; I love shopping and makeup, I love painting and drawing but I most importantly love drawing out my friends or people around me for fun, I love taking naps and laying in bed and listening to music, I hate people who are easily angry/hot headed and get violent when angry (if you saw the way some dudes acted during the Super Bowl.. that’s what I’m talking about ☠️), I hate people who blatantly ignore boundaries

Love language; I’m being so deadass when I say this but when I took a love language test I got 25% for all 5 of them 😭😭 I show my love through words, lengthy love cheesy letters, gifts like handmade flowers, I love spending time with people I love like taking naps with them or being in a room with them; i show love in every way n love to receive it in every way (doesn’t have to be every way ofc), I basically show love in every way so whoever you match me up with has to put up w my showers of affection LMFAO

Green flag/deal breaker; I would fold for dudes who have dark hair; but when they’re protective?? like when I tell them ‘this dude gives me a bad feeling’ n he gets protective n gives him a ‘look’ I am FOLDING.

Looks; you can check my insta— ‘miizca’ for a proper and easier example, but I have black hair, bangs, hime bangs on the side of my cheeks; puffy lips (with lip gloss 😛), long lashes with eyeliner, in my pics (if you checked), you can kinda notice I have vitiligo (it’s on the right on the pics) on my arm and chest :3, I also love wearing lots of necklaces and rings, I like wearing tight clothes + I have a belly button piercing too!

I would also like a text conversation with my match!

Congrats on 500 followers!!

Congratulations! You have been matched with...

Toji Fushiguro

Toji Fushiguro is not a good man, and he does not try to hide it. He kills for a living, gambles (and has a losing streak, which is worse), and would rather swallow all his weapons than show an ounce of vulnerability. But around you, that tough guy act breaks, revealing an intense lover who'd go to the ends of the earth for your happiness.

Toji would first get involved with you in a transactional manner, either as a bodyguard or fake boyfriend (take your pick). He doesn't think he'll catch any feelings, but the more time he spends with you, the more he's proven wrong. The contrast between your quiet self and your rambling is endearing to him, and draws him out of his own shell. He'll accompany you on shopping trips, and realise he's a bit too happy to hold your bags. Then one day, you give him a drawing: it's a sketch of him wearing a smile, depicted in a way that can only be described as tender. It's not a picture of the Sorcerer Killer, or the failure of the Zen'in Clan—it's just Toji. He'd resigned himself to believing that no one would ever look at him with such care again, but you have. And Toji falls once more.

Above all, Toji just wants to be treated with love, so he'll take it in any way it manifests. However, he does have a particular soft spot for Physical Touch after a lifetime of mistreatment. He's always down to cuddle, and loves it when you kiss his scar. In turn, he's big on Acts of Service: he loves being your scary dog privilege when going out, glaring at any man who looks at you wrong. But he'd never dream of directing any aggression at you; he'd rather kill himself than let that happen.

Dates with Toji are usually stay-at-home, but if you insist on going out somewhere, he'll do it to make you happy. After all, what is money for, if not to make you smile?

The Matchmaker's Gift:

warning: insinuated NSFW