#and then somehow it ends in sex

[oshaviolati-on]

me and shane sdv smoking weed in my backyard

[magicpiano]

Bruce Wayne had a child that was somehow kidnapped right out of the hospital just hours after being born. He of them ever stopped looking despite how cold the trail had grown.

Years later there is some rouge attack and a civilian child was injured and taken to the hospital. Bruce does a DNA test on the blood found at the scene and concludes that the child is actually his long lost kid.

Dani was planning to sneak out of the hospital the moment the doctors stopped looking at her. Then Bruce Wayne of all people comes in and claims that she is his long lost child. She knows that this is very impossible because she is a clone, but Bruce won't listen to her and she really doesn't want to explain the clone thing to a "normal" stranger.

This does brings up a lot of questions about how Danny ended up living with the Fentons though.

[fabuladorah]

I watched it. I watched Amok Time and it is even gayer than I expected, somehow. My life is changed.

[s0fter-sin]

through the virtue of training an ever revolving door of rookies, price recognises pretty much every ailment the human body can come across

he’s seen every illness, every delayed puberty spike and weird rash and he can and will kick your ass to medical for your “i swear it’s just a cold sore”

it’s not even a parental thing, it’s the pure exhaustion of being an adult in charge of a bunch of basically children who’ve never been away from mummy this long before and he’s sick of talking a bunch of cherries through UTIs and the clap

[squirting-sub]

The other day, my dom's two best friends (who are a straight couple) stayed the night at my place. They were sleeping on the sofa in the next room and when my dom came to bed, she didn't fully close the door, leaving a small gap.

We cuddle up together when suddenly her hands start to wander to my crotch, stroking me over my thong, which is all I'm sleeping in. She whispers in my ear, telling me to take it off and I obey. We kiss while she rubs my clit. I'm already wet from knowing her friends are in the next room and that I have to be quiet. I grind my hips and hold her hand in place to get more stimulation, but of course she doesn't like that. She grabs my pussy and squeezes my lips hard, getting me to breathe heavy so I don't make any noise from the pain. Deciding that wasn't enough yet, she grabs my face, squeezing it, then her hand goes down to my throat. She chokes me hard and when she's finally done punishing me, she eventually goes back to rubbing my clit. She slips her fingers inside me and I manage not to make any noise. When I'm about to cum she stops and throws the covers back. She takes off her shorts and spreads her legs. She doesn't even have to tell me what to do. I settle between her legs and start eating her out. It's weird not hearing her moans, so I try to get her to make some noise.

Unfortunately, I didn't get any noises out of her except for some heavy breaths. However, she did grab my hair and grinded her hips against my face. Oftentimes she doesn't want to cum, so she eventually stops me and pulls me back up. She cleans my chin with her thumb and kisses me.

Laying back next to her I start touching myself. I can feel her hand travel down my body, searching for mine and I can hear a little moan from her when she feels that I'm touching myself. She encourages me by stroking my body and choking me, this time without the previous fierceness. I can feel how dripping wet I am and don't take long to cum. She kisses me as I do to swallow any potential noise I could make and then whispers in my ear that she loves when I cum for her.

[quetzalpapalotl]

Crack AU post Sins where Tarantulas figures nothing would piss off Prowl more than him getting together with Optimus Prime, so he asks Optimus to pretend to be his boyfriend and in exchange Tarantulas will reverse global warming or whatever Optimus needs for the humans to like him. Optimus agrees For The Sake Of Earth, and also he honestly does want to get back at Prowl. Prowl gets so mad he runs the risk of his own energon catching fire. Optimus is now Springer's dad #5

[steelthroat]

*me putting my Transformers figures on a shelf after tidying up* "Optimus and Megatron go together obviously"

My dad jokingly: "Heh, are they friends?"

Me: "In the Ancient-Greek sense of the word yes"

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Oh to be the pretty girl that Nanami meets at the beach on vacation and falls in love with 💕

[skyf0ckz]

cuddly cobra boys 🌑🌌

[sukugo]

Gojo gives a note to sukuna like : "I wanted to write

A cute hikyu for you

Do you wanna smash?"

He does not, in fact, end up smashing he gets a long winded passionate lecture about the art of poetry and tries hollow purple-ing himself halfway through

GDJDHDJDJFFHFDJF worst part is, gojo IS capable of good poetry. and sukuna know this. but he likes lecturing (and poetry), even though satoru spends 90% of the time talking back and finishing sukuna's sentences, giving supposed correcting comments (that get debated. and then debated back. and so on and so forth)

but sukuna keeps at it, and satoru does learn quite a few things. technicalities that instantly improve his verse. or at least align it more towards heian era style poetry. sukuna is proud.

and THEN they fuck. obviously

[lukewarmwoodpecker]

It’s not like Fire & Ice: Welcome to Smallville is outright bad, it’s just odd how quickly they deal with the cannibalism and living island.

Especially the cannibalism. Why the fuck did they just drop that and then fix it like, ten pages later (more pages went by, there’s just shockingly little time spent on the cannibalism). That was crazy. There was actual cannibalism shown. Like, yknow, body in the background and blood and actively holding human flesh. Then they barrel past it to show Bea and Lobo just fucking in a field. I mean. Okay. That works. I guess.

[icedxoatlatte]

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

Where The River Meets The Soul

cosy-ish fantasy, romance

follows a herbalist who decides to find a magical bloom with healing properties which has become rare in recent years, after her sister is diagnosed with a terminal illness

she travels to the city, and along with a friend and an heiress, discovers that reuniting two reincarnated ancient soulmates will restore the bloom

but when she encounters corruption and betrayal, and finds herself getting feelings for one of the soulmates, things get more complicated

ace MC, genderfluid LI

[maxcuntstappen]

"i thought this was going to be a quickie but now i'm in the docs-equivalent of a three year long relationship, help" - every fan fic writer ever

[smoking-scales]

A thing I’m probably not adding to the lore but is very funny: Ruth gets separated from the Straw Hats when they’re running from Smoker at the beginning of Alabasta. Obviously none of them but Luffy have bounties, so Smoker doesn’t know she’s a pirate, just that they met in Loguetown and hit it off.

When Ruth finally meets back up with the others it’s with several marks on her neck that are very suspicious, and Nami admonishes her, asking what she’d been doing. And Ruth just looks very pointedly at Smoker, then off to the side, and says ‘stuff’

When they’re leaving Zoro just says ‘so how was your first time?’ And Ruth promptly attempts to strangle him to death

[gaywatch]

...what the entire fuck is Kim doing