lukewarmwoodpecker
Woodpecker
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He/they/itAutistic transmasc kid. Posts about whatever I’m hyperfixating on.
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 13 days ago
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Wait wait wait wait. Why do the dorms have windows??? They’re literally just facing other rooms??? What sorta fucking layout is that?????
Like. Like into each other’s rooms. They’re on the side walls, the adjacent walls or whatever. Are the windows fake??? Why is that never questioned???? Huh????
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 20 days ago
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Quick rant. There is no way in hell Sayaka would risk her career to have a quick make out sesh with Leon (or anyone else, that’s just a common ship)
Like. Popstars aren’t meant to date. She says she can’t date. And keep in mind this is like The Big Thing in her life. The one thing she has that she’s willing to do anything for, including actual murder. She wouldn’t risk it just because she finds someone cute, not even for Makoto. This is the one thing she wants and she’s making sure nothing gets in the way of it. Like sure, she can have a crush, but she’d sooner kill a man than kiss someone Willy nilly. (Not really but you get my point)
The only ship I can sorta buy is with Mukuro and hear me out. Mukuro could act as her bodyguard (which is easy to justify since. Yknow. Ultimate soldier) and if paparazzi caught them holding hands or something she could just say “omg she’s literally my bff, we’re just close like that” and worst case scenario would be fans shipping them but like no one’s going to care about that. Not saying that’s 100% realistic but. It’d be kinda cute.
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 20 days ago
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Coming back to this because I’m. So normal actually. (nonsensical rambling under cut)
Sayaka is literally so similar to Makoto she refuses to give up and is just willing to do anything. She’d do well in a class trial, basically doing what Makoto does, while internally panicking because 1. She tried to kill Leon and 2. Leon killed her and 3. She tried to frame Makoto. That would eat her from the inside and then she has to continuously watch all of her friends die, has to see them all kill each other despite her efforts to stop it. And she’d strategize, act as subtlely as possible and would definitely be a mediator between the more hot-headed characters even though she’s barely keeping it together.
Mondo would just be guilty, so fucking ashamed because, in his eyes, nows he’s killed two people because he was dumb and short-sided and arrogant and god does he hate himself. He’ll try to keep everyone together but he still can’t keep his cool and every time someone dies he just feels like a failure and he doesn’t know what to do. He can’t figure out how to perfectly get everything right so people die over and over again. He’s just brute forcing it, hoping that if he stands nearby the scene nothing will happen but it doesn’t work. And he can’t stand it and everything is just building because he refuses to acknowledge it, refuses to ask for help or let anybody know anything until he physically can’t hold it in anymore. Maybe he almost kills someone again and just can’t and that’s when everything is at its worst because he really does hate himself and he’s really just nothing more than a petty murderer in his eyes.
And Celeste. She’d try to be level-headed, calm. She wouldn’t care at first but then she keeps dying or maybe she keeps killing in some vain hope that it’ll ever turn out differently and she keeps waking up here and she can’t handle it. Her facade slowly breaks as she’s forced to care, forced to strategize, forced to stop lying to herself. It’s a painful, long process and she won’t admit it to herself. She keeps watching everyone around her die and she tells herself he doesn’t care but she can’t keep it up for long. She’s tired; she was tired by the end of her first life and now she just wants this to end and she wants people to stop dying and it’s killing her.
Sayaka, Mondo, and Celeste would be great for time-loop stories I’m being so serious
They all have to handle the guilt of either killing someone or planning to which is just really interesting and also they’d handle that in radically different ways me thinks
Plus they would struggle so fucking much!! Yay!! And also forced character growth. Listen. I just really want stories where their examined and put into horrible situations. Is that so much to ask for.
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 20 days ago
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fem!narumitsu (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 24 days ago
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Danganronpa characters Kyoko Kirigiri, Celestia Ludenberg, and Junko Enoshima for Aspect! :3 Thank you so much!
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 24 days ago
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This one was on magma and I didn't wanna finish it :p
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 25 days ago
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
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Based on this post thread
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 29 days ago
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Fliped verison vv
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 30 days ago
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One thing that still bothers me about v3 is the Hope’s Peak history book. Like. Why is that there? Why did historians work on it? Why did it contradict Tsumugi’s story?
Because like. Theoretically, if Tsumugi isn’t lying, then Hope’s Peak was fictional. So why is there a history book written by historians??? Sure, everybody was obsessed with Danganronpa or whatever, but why was it written as if it were real?? That’d imply it was a prop (if truly fictional). Except Shuichi says it feels out of place/not like a prop. Of course, idk, maybe Shuichi is just wrong. Maybe it was a prop, put there so that they’d figure out the lie. But then why?????? Was the entire ending scripted???? Or was it really not a prop?? Then is Hope’s Peak real???
I’m sure there’s an explanation but I’m tired and also just what the fuck. There’s a really long conversation that can be held about v3’s ending honestly, and I don’t think we’re meant to take Tsumugi at face value. Idk, I’m really too tired to think it through more right now.
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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Hey. Hey guys. How old was Mondo when he became leader of his gang?
I think the most common age people agree upon for when they start at Hope’s Peak is like, 16, right? And at the very, very bare minimum he’d have to run the gang for a year to get his reputation (or at least that’s what seems right to me) So, was he like 14 when the race happened?? At the oldest???
Because. Ugghhh. Was he like a middle schooler when his brother died????? No matter what it’s a horrible situation but. Imagine being 13, 14 and holding your dying brother and then blaming yourself for that. Like dude :( you’re literally a KID!!!! You should NOT!! Be carrying that guilt!!!! Oh my god!!!!!
(Also fucking running an entire gang at like 15 or whatever. I mean, I get the Crazy Diamonds were Daiya’s friends at first but also. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me and this is definitely something that I care about less but just also. How stressed is this guy. Like. You know he’s going to grey prematurely.)
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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Hey wait. Where did everyone else wake up in the prologue????? There aren’t that many rooms?? Was everyone else like, in the gym and Junko really just decided to single Makoto out????
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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Mondo is plaguing my thoughts and just. Man. I feel like he’d start avoiding action movies with car chase scenes not because every chase scene ever would be triggering for him but because it has the potential to be. But then he and Taka and Chihiro and maybe Leon too do a movie night or something and someone picks an action movie. It’s not like Mondo would say anything; it’s Mondo, he would literally never do that (then). So of fucking course it has to include a chase scene that hits just a little too close for home and he just. Freezes. Internally he starts shutting down and before he even realizes it he’s out of the room and he can feel tears he thinks but he doesn’t really feel sad. He doesn’t really feel much of anything. Maybe he locks himself in his room, maybe he just wanders around the campus until he finds an out of the way spot to sit. And yeah, obviously his friends care about him and would try to find him, and maybe they do and maybe they don’t, but either way, the next day, he’d be so embarrassed he did that. And he’d feel weak that he would do that, despite anybody telling him otherwise.
Um. Anyway. Get this man into therapy asap.
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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??????? Does Funkyfrogbait do ads?????? Huh????
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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finally free again
og + translation under the cut
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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redraw of my first ever danganronpa fanart
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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Fred Jones from Mystery Inc. and Laios from Dungeon Meshi would be bffs, sorry I don’t make the rules.
And so would Daphne and Marcille. And Velma and Chilchuck. Shaggy and Scooby would LOVE Senshi
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lukewarmwoodpecker · 1 month ago
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What a nice costume you got there! Here, here, take a candy from the bowl- Oh look at that! That gumball is shaped like a Website Update! Oh boy! https://www.welcomehomerestorationproject.net/
Happy Halloween! (Artwork by @downydig !!!)
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