#and then saw this

[whorenerdking]

I’m literally sobbing at this shut the hell up

[hellomxmath]

Real nice to see you on redbubble! Do you think your followers are aware that if they buy ten of your stickers at a time, they get them for half price? That's like 10 stickers for $20! Whoah!

:O Amazing!

I could certify so many of my favorite memer streamers that way! For half the cost!

[godnectar]

I yearn for you my love

[thyme-in-a-bubble]

omg I’m totally obsessed with the devil and angel steddie au, so I had to ask when (or if) some proper threesome fic will be out

also your writing is very fucking addictive, I love it

oh, I will! mark my words, I will! idk when, but if you request it, if you have a good idea, then it will happen a lot faster

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[asoftspotforangels]

some of my favorite woven tapestries, by Cecilia Blomberg:

Point Defiance Steps

Mates

Rising Tides

Vashon Steps

[hellbabyfromhell]

just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[nicollekidman]

the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[zipquips]

@uygfiug

Holmes throwing his newspaper because Watson isn't giving him attention:

(Also I had to add Watson's little head bobs at the start)

[wishfulsketching]

I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it

You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something

Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car