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i hope fox chokes
#hey guys i'm here to be the worst ever#you don't need another fucking show guys#u genuinely create gems#and then ax them#because u think u have something better#prodigal son was gone too soon#911 lone star#trick talks lone star#911ls#i'm peeved#i'm also stupendously anxious about this#what the fuck kind of name is rescue hi surf#hawaii 5 0 knock off#sounding ass#i'll actually scream#okay it's fine it's good it's fine i'm not angry#i'm fucking fuming
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¨Dies Irae¨ Let her rage
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#anya mouthwashing#anya#digital illustration#artwork#digital art#fan art#artists on tumblr#fanart#mouthwashing game#give her the axe so she can beat the shit out of jimboy#more Mago inspired art#had been listening a lot to them lately#eyestrain#idk what's up with people not wanting her going angry#she has all the right to be angry#we have the right to feel anger
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Storyboards I did for the latest Cult of the Lamb Unholy Alliance update! Thank you to HalfGiant for having me and for your incredible guidance!
Full final trailer HERE!
#min draw#min move#cult of the lamb#goat#min work#animation#storyboard#had a lot of fun with this one!#tried out the axe as the Goat's weapon#wanted to give them an evil executioner kinda feel#differentiate them from the lamb#thrilled that it was carried into the final!#honoured to have been a part of such a talented team
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joker🃏
#persona#persona 5#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#just art#been working on prints and stuff to prep for AX in a couple weeks aaa this was one of them!! will have holo rainbow foil :]
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sometimes they have little talks
and every time they do, he gets more and more concerned
(also here have an old GIF)
#i hope ax is just unaware of the conditions in the therapy dimension and genuinely cares about him lowkey#i like the idea of them being friends man 🥺#procreate#art#gravity falls#the book of bill spoilers#the book of bill#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#bill cipher#the axolotl#axolotl
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sure hope nothing bad happens to these kids
#animorphs#tobias animorphs#rachel berenson#cassie animorphs#jake berenson#marco animorphs#ax animorphs#sincerely hope i tagged them right
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Thinking about what if SJ had left the Qiu manor a little earlier (some other final straw breaks the camel's back sooner), and actually manages to get a lead on YQ and follows it to Cang Qiong Mountain while YQ is in the thick of his "locked suffering in a cave" arc.
SJ arrives and is immediately struck by the needle-in-a-haystack-ness of the situation. The population of all the peaks put together is huge, and he has no clout to leverage, no reason to get people to care what he's there for and a strong reluctance to tip his hand about... basically anything. Even totally earnest intentions to find his childhood friend.
So SJ skips the usual disciple trials (none are being held at the time he arrives anyway) and just steals a disciple uniform for An Ding. An Ding has a lot of outer disciples. SJ doesn't even know which peak it is, he just sees the place that has the most faceless/nameless lackeys doing grunt work and goes okay, I bet they don't always know all their own by name and face, and he's correct.
The bluff works hilariously well. When he gets back to An Ding with his "fellow" disciples he just finds an unused storage room to sleep in, and even when he gets sort-of caught out at it the shixiong who catches him just bemoans the hazing/bullying on the peaks. When SJ establishes that he's fine sleeping in the store room, Shang-shixiong even bribes him to keep his mouth shut about the "bullying epidemic" by giving him a proper cot and blankets to use. So SJ doesn't even have to deal with being in a dorm.
He multitasks actually learning what cultivation he can from the other An Ding disciples and masters, and investigating all the other latest arrivals to the peaks. It isn't long before Shang-shixiong spills the beans about the rising star of Qiong Ding Peak, who came from apparently nowhere during the selection trials, matches Yue Qi's description, has the same surname, and disappeared mysteriously a few weeks ago.
Shen Jiu's gut twists around at word of the disappearance. He is all too aware of the kinds of things it usually means when handsome, talented boys with no family or backing just disappear mysteriously all of a sudden. He's heard things about the sort of uses cultivators have for people with a lot of raw talent and not a lot of knowledge or protection, too. Qiu Jianluo used to make it a point to explain exactly what SJ's cultivation talents could be used for (cauldron stuff), both as a threat and also as a warning against him trying to go outside and find a master. Even Yue Qi had sort of tried to warn him, in his own way, by demanding SJ always keep it a secret.
Yue Qi might have believed that the righteous cultivators in an official sect wouldn't stoop to such dirty, underhanded methods, and might have thought he was safe here. SJ holds no such optimistic illusions. The An Ding peak lord give every impression of the same kind of sycophantic public servants who used to take kickbacks from wealthier families in his home city, and even only glimpsed at a distance, the sect leader gives him the creeps.
Anyway, SJ eventually figures out that something is up with the Ling Xi caves, goes down and finds a sealed-off cavern with just a few cracks he can peer through. Cue reversal of the last time he saw Yue Qi, with the older boy now being the one locked away by a cruel master, and SJ having to whisper reassurances and promises of rescue.
#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self saving system#qijiu#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#sj going full axe murderer arsonist on cultivators is harder than doing it on a mansion full of normies though#he's gonna have to find some other method of destroying them#maybe allying with a certain demon king or something
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Day 10 (on the 11th lol): Music ft. The Spartan Princesses Penelope, Clytemnestra, and Helen
Music / Orchestra AU:
Not much lore today, but take a look at my previous post about this Orchestra AU! I have been brainrotting this AU for a while :3 here are the instruments I have somewhat decided on
Penelope: Violin or flute
Odysseus: Flute
Diomedes: Oboe or Clarinet (but I genuinely considered a bassoon)
Helen: Flute or Violin
Menelaus: Saxophone
Agamemnon: Trombone
Clytemnestra: Cello
Achilles: Violin or Trumpet or French Horn or Harp (this guy is never ever gonna stop giving me problems with indecisiveness FUCKKKK)
Patroclus: Viola or Trombone
Paris: I dare say piccolo but maybe like a clarinet
Hektor: Trumpet for one very specific reason
Cassandra: French horn
Ajax the Greater: Big instrument like a Tuba or double bass
Teucer: smaller version of Ajax’s like a trumpet or a violin
Nestor: he strikes me as a piano player or just a percussionist
Antilochus: Piano
#the epic cycle#clytemnestra#helen of sparta#helen of troy#penelope#penelope of sparta#penelope of ithaca#my girls ever auuughshsg I love them#making Clytemnestra slightly muscular was for myself.#I will make her more muscular as time goes on#my ax wielding wife#deadbaguettesart#deadbaguettes au#autober#drawtober
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Can u guys tell I like setting up different interpretations of the same character together yet
I've done so with swap(he's the most obvious one) and I've done so with horror. And now dusts on that list too. I have had thought of others like ink but, maybe another time
#in a situation where they're stuck together we have. dust clinging to murder. and murder unable to understand dusts nonverbal talking#they try to kill each other multiple times but they're equal-ish in power#I don't wanna put more context bc I will actively misinterpret them thank you very much#I like using their different multiverse names to like. give them an identity even beside each other#sans au#utmv#undertale au#dust sans#murder sans#UwU#just thought about horror.#it'd be. actually honestly horror would probably just wanna be called sans... and then there's axe and either butcher or horror#depending on. well no now I'm putting too much thought into this I don't like that#it's soon spooky month. and then it's meow raid. and then it's Christmas. sighs the end of the year istg....
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Do you think dick had to retire any moves once he became Nightwing because now that he has the strength and weight of an adult they’re just deadly to his opponents now no matter how much he tries to modify them?
When he was 10 and launching himself at a man’s throat it was one thing, now it’s another entirely.
#dick: *sniffle* goodbye flying tiger axe kick serphant strike of doom#you will be deeply missed but remembered fondly 😭 🪦 💐#Bruce: are you done?#dick: no!#dick: goodbye triple dragon throat strike hover flip :’)#you served me well old friend#Bruce: …do you want to fight me using them? you know they won’t kill me#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#Bruce Wayne#Batman#dick: *sniffle* no that’s why I fight slade every few weeks#Bruce: I see. we’ll just- wait what the fuck?#dick: :’(
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The one thing led to another night is very much likely hinting at Bill and Ford fucking, but considering Stan's penchant for getting married while drunk, LITERALLY at one point to ol' Goldie, a horrifying gold panning statue souvenir dispenser(?), may mean that Ford would also have a penchant for that. So Ford marrying Bill that night, instead of them fucking (or marrying and fucking) is actually plausible, and also EXTREMELY FUNNY to me. Both of them have such terrible romance track records.
Also like, I know there's a lot of jokes going around about Stanley being like YOU FUCKED A TRIANGLE? Which I love btw, but like. SIR YOU MARRIED A MAYBE CURSED SOUVENIR DISPENSER THATS A STATUE OF A HORRIFYING OLD MAN GOLD PANNING, DO YOU REALLY HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON?
#i mean tbh i feel like Bill would have NEVER let that information be forgotten and would CONSTANTLY remind Ford about it#as a manipulation technique but id also get the vibe disney would have DEFINITELY axed any direct implications of them being married#at keast definitely during the show. book of bill also probably considering them having a relationship is heavily implied but not outright#stated#also its EXTREMELY funny to me if both the twins married people while drunk#hugin rambles#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gravity falls#bill cipher#billford#ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#hugin rambles gf
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I needed some more nightmare gang in my life (and I will add the others later just got eepy)
Lex’s face never fucking stays the same and it’s frustrating
#my art#sans#sans au#undertale au#caycantdoodle#horror sans#axe#Lex x Axe#lex x nightmare#goofy shenanigans#Lex over here getting a lecture#nightmares had enough of her shit#loves to push his buttons#axe cooking is my favorite thing#kiss the cook absolutely#loves to cook for her#likes to show off too#adorable these guys#killer and dust are next dw#can’t ever leave them out
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『🦅』 — "Do you see us headed anywhere together? Or is it a hopeless chase?"
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragonageedit#datvedit#gamingedit#vgedit#gameplaymen#gamingmen#davrin#davrin dragon age#dragon age veilguard#uservorgoth#userstar#usertogepies#usermoxie#userjule#usermojaves#leopardmuffinxo#.gfx#crying sniffling sadly on the floor bc i couldnt make these Big. i couldnt get them under the 10mb limit LMAO he's too powerful#he had no right 2 have his hand slide along the axe like that.............#if my heart and pussy didn't already belong to the antivan crows i'd [cartoon sound effect compilation]. sorry#datv spoilers#my bad i thought i tagged that
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🎃 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍 🎃
I just want them to go to a fun party together in themed costumes is that so much to ask
#my art#canis canem edit#gary smith#bully#jimmy hopkins#bully scholarship edition#bully game#bully rockstar#bully cce#pete kowalski#zoe taylor#sorry I’m not posting as much eek#I’m so busy with work and commissions#but I’m always thinking about them#Gary’s gonna chase Zoe home with that axe as a form of flirting
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grandpa margit and his troublesome little grandson godrick 😚😚
inspired by @bentobox-03-blog 🫶 the cutest most adorable comic ever ‼️‼️
#elden ring#elden ring fanart#morgott the omen king#margit the fell omen#godrick the grafted#art#my art#I AMMMM CRYING FOR THEM MAN#little godrick can barely lift his axe up but he keeps getting in troubles because of his big head#margit is holding him like a cat. idk what else to say
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I can’t animate so I probably won’t do this, but I just want to get it out into the wind.
EPIC THE ITHACA SAGA IDEA:
The end of hold them down is playing, it cuts to Odysseus slowly stringing his bow while they’re all distracted. Then he gets an arrow and takes a second to aim, before shooting the arrow through the twelve axe heads and into Antinous’s neck 🤗
Just to flex
I think it’d be neat. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#epic the musical#epic antinous#axe heads#hold them down#ok i’m done#odysseus
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