#and then I started working

[nettlestingsoup]

if adulthood scares you because it seems more serious than school/uni, please be informed that me and my coworkers (aged 23-31) spent half an hour printing out tiny pictures of our other coworker, hid them around the lab, and took bets on which ones he'd find first; several weeks ago, one of these people also hid in a large cardboard box for ten entire minutes just so that he could jump out at someone as a surprise.

in my previous job, i had a coworker in his late thirties who would sneak post-it notes onto my desk with drawings of carrots when i wasn't looking. my dad, in his sixties, bought a tiny multi-coloured light for his ambulance to turn driving into a mini disco.

no matter their age, people sort of have an instinctive and deeply unavoidable urge to Be Silly, and a good deal of the people you consider Serious and Responsible are actually doing this shit behind the scenes. sometimes work will genuinely be difficult and stressful and serious, but it will also probably be full of Goddamn Shenanigans.

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[wafflesrisa]

Reblogs appreciated to increase sample size!

[eridan-ampora]

i love it when characters are codependent. i love it when losing someone feels like losing a limb. i love it when two people "complete" each other so wholly and terribly that one can barely function without the other. i love it when the fear of losing the only person who understands them is so all-consuming they'll destroy anything to stay together, including themselves.

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[northernfireart]

read the whole story> here by @clarionglass :)

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

She probably helped that girl solve her teen sexuality dilemma anyway, because if that were me and I asked an adult for advice only to find out the adult’s not only worse off than me but also the dumbest person alive, I’d accept the lesbianism just to get out of the awkward situation...

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[oobbbear]

Mandatory fiddleford posting of the day

[sanjiaftersex]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[chonkadonk]

fnaf fans is it over for us all

[userarmand]

armand + self-soothing behaviours

[000bun]

[fisheem4mmal]

Today is not only Malleus's Birthday, but also Lilia's 'rebirth!'

Happy Birthday Malleus!

[notherpuppet]

Got to draw some of My Deer Nanny at work today 😋 (I am a slacker)