#and then I might be done unless there anything anyone’s hella craving

[wrathofrats]

Happy 1 am have your fresh batch of dividers but they’re water flavored this time

[obeymehasinfluncedmythoughts]

KINDA GROSS BUT ANYONE WITH A UTERUS HAS TO DEAL WITH IT SO FUCK IT

MC having the monster of all periods and all the boys or in the middle of it. And when I say the monster of all I mean it. Everything is happening. Clots, bloating, zits/pimples, PAIN, nausea, heat, anger, emotions going crazy, fatigue, headaches, back pain, insomnia, BLOOD, anxiety, aggression, food cravings, irritability, muscle pains and all the other gross and painful shit we have to deal with every month. How do they survive/react

This personally hits home for me 😔.

Before I was on my birth control, I had periods 24/7, all year. I know it's gross, but at my worst I went through 7 of those overnight pads in an hour. I had to go to the hospital for it (And then proceeded to get called a drama queen by a doctor). My cramps were horrible, and man, I still have bad periods but not nearly as bad as that. This is going to be a bit "gross" (Because despite how comfortable we can be discussing them, and how natural the process is, you can still be a bit grossed out by it. I mean blood by itself isn't bad, but sometimes it's like you give birth to placenta and that's pretty gross) but it's also hella fluffy.

Lucifer.

Very unbothered by periods. Out of any natural body process, it's probably the one that bothers him the least.

He pretty much treats it the same as any other basic need. Every bathroom has toiletries that he's got placed in some neat little box and their medications in any available cabinet.

But that's pretty much all he thought was needed.

When he realizes just how bad your periods are, he's a little under prepared. The household isn't exactly equipped to handle this situation, so he, and a few of his brothers (particularly Asmodeus and Mammon), scramble to gather whatever items might be needed from the various corners of the house.

Lucifer grabs you towels for your bed, in case you're the type to bleed through during the night. He finds you a heating pad, rub-on muscle relief creams, and a multitude of pain meds that exceed the typical Midol relief.

He can get a little peeved about your attitude, but knows that you can't really help it. So he'll grin and bare it, and accepts the fact that you're going to be a bit different until this is done.

Mammon

He's not extremely well-versed in the topic of menstruation.

However, I think this is one of those topics that despite not understanding, he automatically is incredibly accommodating.

There's lots of cuddles, lots of playing with your hair, and a lot of nonsensicle rambling that is mostly comforting (but sometimes headache inducing).

He is a little weird about bleeding through though. Not in a bad "You're disgusting" way, but more of a "I'm extremely confused as to what I'm supposed to do in this situation" way.

Thankfully he becomes pretty quick at just wrapping his jacket around you in public if you do start to leak.

He does think a cold wet rag is the secret to everything lmao.

At least it takes away from the hot flashes!

Leviathan

He might be a little embarrassed when there are obvious signs of a period (like blood or toiletries), but otherwise he handles it normally.

Levi doesn't point out your acne. He doesn't mention when you leak onto his sheets during the night. He won't call you out for being a bit more aggressive then usual (or even crying, because sometimes that's just all you can do).

All he does is just be a silent support. It's a nice break from the others tbh.

Like when you're in the bathroom, turn between feeling like you're going to throw up because your contraction-like cramps are wrecking havoc on your entire body, he'll be beside you. Stroking your back, holding up your hair incase you do vomit, and running around for whatever you need.

Definitely the type who, when you ask him to pick up pad/tampons, grabs every size and brand, puts them in the cart as discreetly as possible, then rushes home in a frenzy.

Satan

Satan is just as irritable during your period as you are lmao.

He's absolutely understanding, sure, but I think he feeds off of anger. So the minute you start getting pissy, he does too.

It's like a sympathy period thing, but uh, more linked to his sin then anything else.

Everyone is absolutely tired of you two squabbling by the end of your cycle.

Someone probably tries to lock one of you away tbh. You two are just extremely annoying.

It's even worse that after every fight you guys just cuddle. Like nothing ever happened. And everyone else is just kinda left there tense as hell because you two were arguing over fucking fruit for no reason.

Asmodeus

He's kinda like a big sister in this situation.

Asmodeus will give you acne treatments, run baths for you (always makes sure you don't worry about cleaning out the tub!), and gives you massages that sometimes get a bit spicy (But he always makes sure you're okay to handle it).

Yeah, I'll say it, Asmodeus isn't scared of period sex.

This is like the one time of the month he actually breaks his "strict" diet and junks out with you.

Cue lots of food photos! And a few that he sneaks of you for his personal folder. Expect to see your rather bloated self as a part of his aesthetically set up phone background. He thinks it's cute!!

A lot of body worship and praise is going down. Between him and Beel it's enough to make your head spin.

Beelzebub

This is like prime Beel time.

Cuddles, food, and massages are his speciality.

(Also not opposed to period sex but tbh he's like, extremely concerned about your well being the entire time.)

He's like, always kneading your muscles and thighs. Whenever you get self-conscious about your pre-period or period body, he'll always be ready to lay down a thick layer of praises that seem almost too good to be true.

Always let's you finish the snacks ❤

He gets you heat and cold packs. Well, tries. Somewhere along the line he gets distracted and tends to come back with cold peas instead of a ice pack. Works the same way, just, uh, food driven.

Beel is extremely calm during this whole thing. He rarely ever gets offended by your emotions or aggression either. Probably just pats your head and walks away when you're getting a bit too much for him to handle.

Belphegor

He is like, the biggest fucking asshole, but like in the funniest way.

Genieunly doesn't care about toiletries or whatever, but he's so blunt about it

(What size pussy kinda guy)

Oh you leaked and bled onto his sheets? Go back bed. Throw a towel over it. He'll sleep on that side if you want.

Absolutely no help to your insomnia btw, unless he's like blessed with magic sleeping powers, you're going to need to stay up with someone else.

Honestly though... he's not the best with handling periods but I think he's extremely casual about it. He doesn't look down on you, or your cycle, an does whatever you ask.

Extremely passive lmao.

[choric]

( park jimin - demimale, he/they ) — did you see noeul han walking down the street? the twenty-three year old has lived here for three weeks. i heard they’re an aspiring painter & a part-time barista now, time sure flies. gooey by glass animals always did remind of them, maybe it’s because they’re so audacious & charitable. though i did hear they can also be commanding & capricious if you catch them on a bad day.

hey babes drum-roll it’s admin fany here to welcome yall~ with some random info about me I guess uh so I’m 26, living in northern europe, most of the time dying bc I’m not made for these hot ass summers, other times just being distracted twelve times outta ten jsyk I’m not ignoring anyone my attention span is just in the negatives. or I’m playing overwatch. or subnautica when I’m feeling particularly masochistic.  would drop dead without tea. ye. that’s all for today folks

anyway here’s Noeul’s profile if you wanna peep also a very messy plot page aaaand I’m gonna ramble about him now uwu

tw: emotional abuse, tw: assault ( kinda brief mentions, esp the assault, I tried keeping it safe )

born in Seoul but his family moved to USA when he was barely 6. they moved around a l o t since then but stayed within the borders. save for one weird year in France back in 2010

he haTED it. all the constant moving around and starting at new schools with new people trying to get new friends and find new hobbies and leaving pretty much everything behind so often just stressed the hell out of his young self and he was in a perpetual state of over-emotional about the whole ordeal and angry and bitter and yeah. not having a good time

over the years he managed to find ways to cope with it, drawing and painting being a major thing as it was one of very few things he could just continue without any special arrangements made or it feeling different. putting all that bent up negativity on paper was helpful in itself so he stuck with it without much thought then, clinging into a lifeline of one constant in a sea of variables

later on it morphed from being less of a therapeutic activity and more one of him being able just flow with creativity, paint with a less personal agenda and enjoy it way more too ( not to say he doesn't still use it as a form of escapism too )

reading was another thing he found enjoyment in, especially during his early teenage years. that is something he doesn't engage that often in anymore however

his parents didn’t really care about what hobbies he took on ( even with painting carrying throughout the years he ended up trying a whole slew of other things too ) until it became apparent he was actually considering art as a legit career path. neither agreed it being a good idea but they didn’t flat out deny him either.. just were very patronising about it for months and by that time he had come to actual decision of going through with it out of pettiness alone lmao. which of course served nothing but to legit piss them off and led to a number of arguments they still have to this day yikes

his parents entire view on life seemed to be there was no point getting attached to anything, sentimentality was a flaw and you could just buy everything you needed again without much care for what was left behind. especially his mom had a lot of emotionally abusive ways to steer his life in the direction she wanted, but giving just enough freedom for him to think he had a say in anything. not to say she wasn’t supportive and encouraging too but he honest to god can’t tell now how much of it was genuine. she was especially fond of using subtle blackmail in form of referring to her own feelings and how his actions will upset her, occasionally bursting into a loud tirade which was then quickly pushed to the side without any apologies for making him in turn upset so boy was always just on edge. this still happens but he pretty much only communicates with her through calls anymore so, Noeul just hangs up when she starts acting up. his dad was more the type to not involve himself into his hobbies and likes or anything at all he only cared about academic plans.

that all messed him up big time in his younger years bc he was inherently just very attached to everything and everyone but now.. it’s almost the complete opposite, enough repetition and shit will stick I guess cause he has next to no sentimental feelings towards anything, in turn actually loves travelling and meeting new people now. partially also cause he doesn’t feel obligated to uphold anything or allow himself being chained down, he treats everything like it’s fleeting, but not without care– don’t assume he doesn’t care when that’s something he does in abundance actually. he just.. accepts nothing lasts forever. ironic enough he’s adopted far too many of his parent’s habits to count now but has grown more tender with the experiences rather than cold. probably a miracle in itself. hella guarded about his feelings tho

so yeah he moved to LA ( parents were at the time both living in NYC ) for art school and got that bachelor of fine arts degree, graduating just spring last year and has no desire to further those studies cause screw school he’s done with institutions for a decade

also his parents filed for divorce while he was at it. before he was even done with freshman year. wasn’t all too surprising nor did he have anything to really say about it, except the times mom called him whilst drunk and essentially blamed it on him being a bad son :/// his dad’s fucked off somewhere he hasn’t heard whole lot from him in last three years beside birthday texts and money transfers to his bank account. and subtle messages through mom about how he expects him to clean up one of these days. meanwhile mom mostly contacts just to check he’s alive & doing well financially while slipping in vague ‘if you would have just listened to me‘s and ‘when will you come to your senses’s >_>

forgot to mention his dad’s a CEO of a small airline company. don’t ask me what his mom does idk prob some manager of a huge ass successful online shop?? something along those lines

will not speak about them if asked tbh don't expect anything other than "they're alive."

does not like announcing his ( their ) wealth to the world either and tries not to make decisions that could reflect that but something always has to give in the end. like he’s just way too happy to blow money on other people no matter how subtle he tries to be about it and often like his parents buys new stuff instead of finding ways to bring his old along, some of his clothes are also a dead giveaway it’s not so much that he specifically purchases anything cause it’s designer but if it looks nice he doesn’t see it as any different buying from any other store around. smells awfully lot like privilege but he’s unapologetic in getting exactly what he wants, it’s not his problem if someone takes offence to that

kind of also hates that he’s so dependant on parent’s money still but has made peace with it by giving away and works twice as hard for his own stuff, regardless if it yields anything cause he’s not doing this whole painting thing as a means to gain money ( would like to, but alas, it’s a tricky career path ) more from pure passion for the art

and noeul def is not gonna tell them to stop sending him cash he'll just have fun spending it in all the shit they'd hate-- even if they've basically set conditions but weird enough haven't cut him off yet.  guess that really is the only thing they can give him and they know it too :)) 

so. doesn’t actually like sitting idle even tho he all but could, yet cannot happily place himself in an establishment with very strict 9 to 5 shifts and such, so if and when he takes on extra work occasionally it’s always part-time, and for own personal gratification

in the case of him recently taking on a spot as a part-time barista here in acarike ( started like, two days ago or something ) was also bc of keeping up appearances ( surely he would run out of money eventually? no, but no one needs to know that ) and getting to know some of the people around since his group of road-tripping friends have seriously decided to settle in

if anyone was wondering yes he has experience working in cafes, among other places. his parents abhorred him taking on such jobs at all cause “what was the point? are we not providing enough?” first of all did he ask?

I guess he is currently residing in the stardust motel?? but is looking for a place

for him travelling in the past few years has been sorta cathartic, inspiring if I dare say both in personal growth and in his work since he can decide on everything by himself, where he wants to go, for how long, for why etc

sometimes likes when he has company for that, other times he just needs to make a trip in solitary. altogether prefers meeting random people along the way

is a kind of odd friend, loyal, compassionate and all that but puts himself before anyone else. or rather puts his emotional and other needs before everything else. if he feels you’re the one getting more out of it than he is it’s not worth it sorry. very generous tho and sees it as his duty to help others in any way if it doesn’t inconvenience him. not unreliable but available only when it suits him. so unless it’s life threatening or emotional distress he will not drop everything for even a friend’s sake you can wait an hour or two. can make friends as quick as he drops them

might get a little inappropriately affectionate with friends. especially so when intoxicated

is an even weirder lover. he loves the idea and feeling of being in love and the emotional thrill of it. relationships are fun yeah but commitment?? not in his. vocabulary. to elaborate he lives for the push and pull and the suspense of it all and needs things to stay stimulating on all levels across the board when deepening relationships further while also being able to maintain a sense of own freedom. he craves the sort of emotional security and gratification it all brings but refuses to become dependant on it ( he knows how that will go ), furthermore does not like all the limitations it brings nor everything being perfect to the point of feeling fake??

tries to make it clear that he’s NOT looking for anything long term but even then people haven’t taken it well when he out of the blue announces they should stop whatever it is they’re doing. he always feels bad about it and tries to part in good terms but yeah :// many hearts have been broken. it’s probably even worse for the other person cause Noeul himself seems to have absolutely no problem continuing his life like nothing happened. all this has made him into a bit of a serial dater??

in whole he takes everything as they are, nothing is everlasting and he doesn’t try to make it so, doesn’t necessarily want to. values experiences but doesn’t get too hung up on letting go of them. including relationships. this is something a lot of people in his life wont understand and it’s frustrating for everyone involved sometimes but you gotta do what you gotta do. might be scared of opening up to people. of that attachment. maybe he’s actually just picky and is waiting for something out of the world magical who knows

repels all negativity as if his life depended on it like. add begone thot meme here

but can also be very confrontational so???

is actually in constant war with himself over positive and negative emotions but filters that out pretty handily. most of the time. cause uh absolutely will turn vicious and loud when angry. sensitive to criticism and personal attacks but gets over it quick enough. does hold grudges but mainly towards people whose opinion he cares about. strangers rarely phase him. has random emotion™ bursts but tbh only cries when being shouted at and/or being target of someone’s wrath-- OR when noeul's angry himself?? also lowkey dramatic but most of the time he’s just sorta chill and cheery, occasionally sarcastic but in a good-natured way he doesn’t mean ill with it. has very strong opinions on some things but doesn’t care if someone else sees it differently. as long as they’re not saying their way is the only right way. or if their reasoning is utter bullshit which he will call out then :))

negative people just make him laugh. will not take your ass seriously at all if you’re being a douche. used to take offence to these kinds of people all the time but he’s grown out of it and learned to simply ignore people who don’t deserve the time of his day. at least outwardly.

similarly used to be very.. well. lets say prone to letting people control and push him around cause that’s what he had learned to accept but whoo boy when he finally figured it out and took the reigns into own hands no one could stop him try it bitch

likes doing things in own terms in general, need for control has kinda taken off so will not take kindly to being ordered around in any manner. tries not to impose on other people or be pushy himself but cannot stand indecisiveness so. it happens. for better or for worse

in tune with his surroundings and current community of people if something’s off he can sense it and it will bug him to no end before it’s fixed. this could be anything from his room being in disarray to something going on in the city in whole

I ain’t saying he’s a psychic but actually stupid intuitive most cases WILL see through your bullshit don’t even try

…ok but lowkey into supernatural stuff and spirituality all that jazz he’s gone through it all while trying to find himself– which is a whole another can of worms we ain’t opening here

did I forget to mention noeul and co ( minho & jae ) rolled into town in this shiny big rv. he's def looking to buy a smaller car to drive around

not too keen on giving rides to strangers since this one time two summers ago that went south real fast when a guy pulled a knife on him. has a pretty big scar to show for it on his right side? tummy?? there’s a pic in the profile page if you’re curious. he jokes about it now "it adds character" but is actually terrified of that happening again so perpetually jumpy minho blames himself for it cause he's dumb

you can prob hear him coming 5 miles away with the amount of jewellery he adorns

don’t get me started on his wardrobe it’s a mixed bag and then some. gender norms belong into the fiery pits of a volcano

is equal parts a tea & coffee enthusiast basically lives off that stuff. i'm probably not even exaggerating here boy forgets to eat when he gets focused on something and just wolfs down a pot of coffee.

obsessed with watermelon flavoured lollipops probably has one on him at all times somehow magically pulls them outta thin air??

you can prob find him painting outside in the randomest places when the weather's nice

likes painting on people probably as much as painting them

it’s not an intimacy thing I swear. but. can be?? probably accidentally turns that way that’s just how he is

prefers either to focus on faces ( eyes specifically ) or nude models in general fcking @ him

this. is so long already I’m sorry omg

and that’s all I got my brains’ fried over this all but yo come plot with me pls also check my plots maybe orrr if you want me to check your plots ( I’d love to!! ) come poke me ay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bennet-darcy]

Would you hate me if I said to do all numbers on the ask game ? I know ever time I do it I want to write them all! (sorry for my english)

Oh my gosh. There are 150 questions. However, I will endeavor to do them all. (minus the ones I answered earlier of course). Though, it is currently 1:10am in England, and I might get too tired halfway through. But I’ll try! 

Also I’m just curious as to why someone is so fascinated by my life that they want to know all of these things? (i’m flattered by it, i’m just a bit curious) And your english is great, friend, don’t worry!

Okay here we go. Gonna put this under a read more because it’s gonna be hella long. 

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I think so? I think I’m generally a nice person?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

This is an odd question. But uh. Yeah, I guess so? (I’ve never been drunk, and I wouldn’t want to put anyone in the position of having to take care of me if I stupidly chose to drink too much.) 

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Kind ones? (That’s cheesy. I don’t know. I don’t think I really have a type of person that I’m attracted to? It’s really about the individual.)

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

My friend Alex, who just messaged me. Shoutout to him.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Not in the hypothetical. I can talk about sex hypothetically and it doesn’t bother me. But when someone asks invasive questions or overshares about their sex lives, I feel a tad uncomf.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My sister. We pretty much just talked about our goals for the future, and discussed ways of dealing with tough situations that we’re going through.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Hi ___, (parent of my student) Yes, I’ll make sure that ___ (my student’s name) has his homework done by tonight. I’ll have him home by 5:45. Thanks!” 

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

(these aren’t necessarily favorites, but just songs I’ve been listening to a lot lately.) 

Lonely Hearts Club , Another Part of Me , Safety Dance, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, You’re Welcome (from Moana lol) I’m basically pop, 80′s music, and Disney trash. 

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

I would say yes to luck. But miracles, no, not really (with what it implies)

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Lots of things! I got to spend time with my friends who were home from college during the summer, I took a trip to California to visit my extended family, I did A Gay Thing, and then I moved to London! Very eventful summer. 

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Nope lol 

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

yeee

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

We don’t really talk, no, but we’re facebook friends. (Shoutout to Connor)

19. Do you like bubble baths?

YES 

20. Do you like your neighbors?

I haven’t really properly met my neighbors? We’ve passed each other in the staircase, and just exchanged smiles and “hello”s but that’s it. 

21. What are you bad habits?

I sometimes bite my nails when I’m anxious. (Though I’ve gotten better with not doing it). Also, I procrastinate so much, and it’s terrible. 

22. Where would you like to travel?

ICELAND!!!!  Also, I recently took a trip to Bath, England and I would LOOVE to go back. Also I want to go see Bletchley Park, Dover, Brighton and Derbyshire. Internationally, I’d love to go to Scotland, Ireland, Greece, Germany, Japan, Morocco, Costa Rica (yeah okay I’m going to stop listing places now, I think you get it. I like to travel, and there are a lot of places I want to see.) 

23. Do you have trust issues?

No, I don’t think so. 

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Going to bed. 

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

I’ve never loved my hair. It’s always been really thick and frizzy and just hard deal with and style. I’ve always wished for straight, smooth hair. 

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Usually I’ll just lay in bed for another 10 minutes or so, and check social media/email/texts etc. 

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I’ve never really had complaints about my skin tone? Since moving to England, I’ve been paler than usual, but that doesn’t bother me so.. I’ve never been the type to care about being tan or not. 

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My mom probably? Or my friend Alejandra. Or Alex (the other night we skyped, and just maintained total silence for about 10 minutes while we each ate our dinner over skype. True friendship.) 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

Kind of?? But I’m p sure it wasn’t real, and was just an attempt at manipulation. 

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Just barely! And even then, some hair falls out of the back, sometimes. 

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Uh. None. Unless we can change ‘threesome’ to instead mean “watch a movie and eat popcorn with”. Then my answer would be Martin Freeman and Ben C

33. Spell your name with your chin.

aNMBWE 

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nope. I don’t care about sports at all. 

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Nope. I always have to confront it or else it fucking :) eats :) me :) alive

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

“Awkward Silence” 

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Takes naps with me. 

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Primark, because it’s cheap. 

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I’m already out of high school. I’m currently in my first year of university, studying psychology. After this semester, I have no idea what I’m doing with my life lol

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Nope. 

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

I’m usually zoned tf out, or I just don’t have anything to say?? 

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Yeah.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Outer Space. I feel like it would be less terrifying than the bottom of the ocean. 

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

The desire to have money. Or because I’m hungry. 

46. What are you paranoid about?

Things that I’d rather not go into detail about right now. 

47. Have you ever been high?

Nope. 

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope. 

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

I recently spent way too much money on flowers. My first thought when I completed the transaction was “shit, I hope mom doesn’t check my bank statements and see that I just spend £26 on flowers.”

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Navy blue 

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Yeah, I used to feel that way a lot when I was younger. 

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

As mentioned before, I don’t like my hair. I wish I could change that. 

But also (on an internal level) I wish I had more confidence to talk about my feelings, and to stand up for myself. I’ve been doing it more, recently, but that’s always been really hard for me. 

53. Favourite makeup brand?

I use so many different brands in my daily makeup routine, but I’d have to say that Lancome is probably my favorite out of all. 

54. Favourite store?

Here in England: Primark. In the US: Target

55. Favourite blog?

http://www.johnwatsonblog.co.uk/

56. Favourite colour?

Light purple

57. Favourite food? 

My favorite restaurant ever is Benihana. So yeah, chicken fried rice, hibachi steak and shrimp. The best. 

58. Last thing you ate?

Pizza

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Toast with nutella on it

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

When I was in 3rd grade, I won a drawing competition in my class. We were drawing easter baskets, and I put a lot of detail into the weave of the basket and the designs on the easter eggs. I won first place. Pretty sure that’s the last time I ever won a competition? That’s sad lmao

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Nope.

62. Been arrested? For what?

Nope. 

63. Ever been in love? 

Nope. (Thought I was at the time lol) 

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Let’s not. (It was Unpleasant and I wish it hadn’t happened)

65. Are you hungry right now?

VERY 

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Well, a lot of my tumblr friends ARE my real friends, so? 

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr. 

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

Alejandra, Julia, Alex (probably my three best friends) 

71. Craving something? What?

REALLY want some macaroni and cheese. 

72. What colour are your towels?

White. 

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

4 

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

I only have one stuffed animal right now! But yes, I sleep with it! I lov Pua. 

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Just the one. (Here in London.) I have probably 20 more at home. 

75. Favourite animal?

I love big cats. Tigers and leopards especially. 

76. What colour is your underwear?

white 

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

pink

80. What colour pants?

gray and pink 

81. Favourite tv show?

Sherlock

82. Favourite movie?

Pride and Prejudice

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls 

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls 

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

My lesbian daughter, Janice Ian 

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

The sharks

87. First person you talked to today?

My flatmat, Sinid

88. Last person you talked to today?

My student’s nanny

89. Name a person you hate?

President of the United States: Donald Trump

90. Name a person you love?

My bean son Benedict Cumberbatch 

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

President of the United States: Donald Trump 

92. In a fight with someone?

Not really. Just more in a place of pretending that everything is okay when it is Definitely Not. 

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

3

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

4

95. Last movie you watched?

The Pink Panther (2006)

96. Favourite actress?

Keira Knightley

97. Favourite actor?

Benedict Cumberbatch 

98. Do you tan a lot?

No 

99. Have any pets?

My kitty, Missy, at home! 

100. How are you feeling?

Tired and hungry. 

101. Do you type fast?

Yeah. I spend too much time on my computer.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

YEP 

103. Can you spell well?

Yeah, generally. 

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Honestly, not really. 

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yeah 

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Not that I’m aware of. 

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yeah 

108. What should you be doing?

sleeping probably 

109. Is something irritating you right now?

yeah but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what can u do?

 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Um no? I wasn’t aware that liking someone hurt? Unless you mean like, intense butterflies, forgetting language and a general feeling of (!!!!!AAAHH!!!) because in that case, yeah.

111. Do you have trust issues?

Didn’t you already ask this question?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I cried over facetime with my sister a few nights ago, does that count?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

“Ambee” or “Amber Bear”

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Ye

115. Do you play the Wii?

Sometimes my brother and I have Mario Kart races on the wii. But other than that, no. 

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yeah. 

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Only when I’m sick. 

118. Do you like Chinese food?

YES 

119. Favourite book?

Pride and Prejudice 

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

No. 

121. Are you mean?

The meanest. 

122. Is cheating ever okay?

Nope. 

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

No lol

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No (except for in the case of Sherlock and John)

125. Do you believe in true love?

Yes.

126. Are you currently bored?

yeah

127. What makes you happy?

Sherlock and John 

128. Would you change your name?

No, I don’t think so. Anything else feels weird. 

129. What your zodiac sign?

Cancer

130. Do you like subway?

No, (because I have a terrible memory attached to it, the food is fine) 

131. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

“I’m very flattered, I’m glad you told me. Okay, let’s go get KFC and watch High School Musical.”

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

“We’ll fight, not out of spite, for someone must stand up for what’s right ‘Cause where there’s a man who has no voice, then ours shall go singing”

Appropriate for the occasion (Inauguration day) 

134. Can you count to one million?

Yeah but i’d rather not 

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Can’t remember anything specific right now (I’m very tired) but I know there have been some fuckin dumb ones. 

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed

137. How tall are you?

5′2 or 5′3? 

138. Curly or Straight hair?

Curly

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

I love Christmas, but I like the season of Summer more, so I’m going to have to go with summer 

141. Night or Day?

Night

142. Favourite month?

October

143. Are you a vegetarian?

No

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk 

145. Tea or Coffee?

Tea

146. Was today a good day?

Yeah, it was pretty good. 

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers. 

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“Here dwell together still two men of noteWho never lived and so can never die:How very near they seem, yet how remoteThat age before the world went all awry.But still the game’s afoot for those with earsAttuned to catch the distant view-halloo:England is England yet, for all our fears–Only those things the heart believes are true.A yellow fog swirls past the window-paneAs night descends upon this fabled street:A lonely hansom splashes through the rain,The ghostly gas lamps fail at twenty feet.Here, though the world explode, these two survive,And it is always eighteen ninety-five.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

No. But whenever I say that, I feel like ghosts are going to get mad at me and come haunt me. 

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line

“Mrs Forbes at school said that when Mother died she had gone to heaven” (The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Nighttime)

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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? • "well, I didn't see this coming. Did you?" 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? • we don't really talk anymore. I don't really know what happened, but I wish our friendship wasn't ruined. 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? • I'm down for them to be into anything except for meth 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? • nope. 5 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? • drunk cause New Year's Eve, baby 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? •ohhh yeah. it's already happened twice this year 7. What does your last received text say? • "psst" 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? • I can't remember an exact number but it was multiple times 9. Where was your last kiss at? • in my friends front yard 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? • last night when I got home 11. What do you drink in the morning? • tea, water, oj, and beer on a good day 12. Where did you sleep last night? • my bedaroo 13. Do you think relationships are hard? • they can be if the other person doesn't give equal effort 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? • ohh yeah, the list is too long to type lol 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? • nah. we'd most likely start talking about what happened with us. at least I'd hope that would be what happened. it could also just be silent. or, we'd get drunk and then talk about shit. lol 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? • raining while it's sunny!! 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? • surprisingly, no. it's such a common middle name 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? • boxer briefs that I stole from someone. they're comfy as hell 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? • who knows 20. Does anyone like you? • I'd like to think so 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? • no, I don't think so 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? • haha no. that would be a plot twist 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? • Donald Trump 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? • I plan on getting my whole body tatted 25. In the past week have you cried? • yes, in the shower 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? • a gorgeous German Shepard 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? • in the shower 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? • 3. unfortunately. those lil fuckboys 29. Do you think you’re old? • my soul is old, but my body isn't 30. Do you like text messaging? •if I wasn't so shy, I'd definitely want to talk on the phone more. text messaging is a good safe zone 31. What type of day are you having? • I just woke up, I don't know yet 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? • it's been pierced 3 times. it never works out, although I do want to try it again someday 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? • fucking warm as hell, r u kidding me 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? •hell yeah, multiple people 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? • depends. some people are relationship worthy and some people are better as flings 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? • I'd like to think I'm a simple person, but I'm not 37. What song are you listening to? • palemote. it's from my sleep playlist 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? • wholeheartedly. That's why i don't say it very often 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? • yeppers 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? • I don't really like anyone right now. 41. When did you last receive a text message? • 4 minutes ago 42. What is wrong with you right now? • haha, don't get me started 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? • she works with me and I've never seen her out of work, so not much 44. Does anyone disgust you? • Donald fucking trump 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? • depends who they were and if we have a connection 46. Are you in a good mood right now? • neutral 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? • my sister 48. What color shirt are you wearing? • a darkish blue 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? • yeah. this guy asked me on a date to the movies and it made me cringe a lil bit and I don't know how to get out of it 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? • nope. I don't give up on people. unless they want me out of their life completely 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? • no. I'm still in love with him actually. I can't really move on because I haven't had the closer that I need 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? • you have no idea 53. Do you like rain? • I crave it 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? • nah, we'll having drinking competitions 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? • haha yep. but I didn't tell them because I was too afraid that I was going to get hurt 56. Do you like to cuddle? • I love it, I just can't fall asleep when cuddled 57. Are you shy? • depends on who the person is. I try not to be 58. Do you get along with girls? • yessss, all da girls are my friendz 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? • no, and I don't want to 60. What do you carry with you at all times? • haha, this one will be funny. i carry my wallet, 4 lighters, weed, a pipe, rolling papers, makeup bag, 2 chapsticks, something minty, eye drops, naproxen sodium (for nasty ass migraines), a flashlight, phone charger, a water bottle and an old spice container I put tequila in sometimes so I can have a little somethin somethin during the day 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? • GHOSTS! :D :D :D 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? • I've never even had a relationship in general, but I'd hope so lol 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? • nah, single as the pringles I was eatin 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? • yes, I'd cry a little bit on the inside 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? • probably. can't remember anything too special though 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? • hahaha. 21, 20, and 28 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? • pay to get them done, I need those nice ass acrylics 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? • sheer print. heh. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? • if I had a car, I'd have a shit load of stickers 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? • Luke Bryan makes me want to claw my ears off, so lil Wayne it is 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? • iPhone. Always. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? • ew. 73. Do you like diet soda? • I don't like soda in general. except for sprite when my tummy hurts. 74. What color are the walls in your room? • boring and white 75. Are you 16 or older? • turned 18 a month ago, boyyyy 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? • I used to, now I think it's been carried out for too long so it bores me. 77. Do you have a job? • I got 2 78. What are your initials? • S.A.B. 79. Did you ever have braces? • yes, and I might need them again because my teeth hate me 80. Are you from the south? • nahh, Texans are hot as fuck though 81. What does your last status on facebook say? • it's a picture of the curly haired kid from Stranger Things pointing to a number on the wall that says "11" and the text above it says " on a scale of 1 to 10, how stressed out are you?" 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? • noooo, I don't even think he's alive. sadly 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? • I was closer to my mom. Lately, I've been feeling like I'm drifting away from both of them. 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? • I did gymnastics for 3 years when I was little 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? • split 86. Do you smoke? • not cigarettes but hella weed 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? • depends on the occasion because I look good in both 88. Is your phone touch screen? • nah, this iPhone is from 1999. it has a keyboard hooked into it 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? • since its growing out right now, the only way it looks good is if it's curly 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? • too many times to count 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? • all of the above 92. Have you ever made out in a car? • yes 93. …Had sex in a car? • nah, but I've given sloppy dick kisses multiple times in a car 94. Are you single or in a relationship? • been single since 1999 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? • fast the fuck asleep 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? • New Year's Eve 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? • it's not the bestest of the best. but it does its job 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? • yep. it never ends well and I end up losing that friend :( 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? • ugh. yes. I hate it 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? • no. they're probably blocked 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? • yeah, when I was 14. not good. I know 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: • sleazy. my go to song when I was 13. lmao 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? • yesssss and imma get more today 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? • I'd wear heels or doc martens with shorts. word.