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jupitermelichios · 1 year ago

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my favourite sexuality for comic book characters to be is "we made this other character canonically queer because of their relationship with them but for some reason they are still canonically straight"

like wade wilson? mostly canonically queer because of the period where he was married to cable. he was in a queer relationship, so we have to just make him canonically queer. (Yes I know it's not the only reason, I have read all his extremely camp early 00s comics, but lets be real they'd have kept insisting that was all just a joke if it wasn't for Cable and Deadpool).

cable? definitely straight. 100% straight. obviously cable is straight. his relationship with wade is only gay during the & Deadpool, in the Cable part of the book it's very straight. He stands next to a woman sometimes, that's how you can tell it's not gay.

Kitty has, finally, been allowed to come out, but for like a decade, Illyana was canon queer because she dated Kitty, but Kitty was definitely straight and would never date a woman, and no one at marvel thought there was anything weird about that.

[Image Description: a very straight character, interacting with another straight character, in a very believably straight way]

Marvel has way more of these, mostly by virtue of having more queer characters and also chris clairmont (you can never understate the impact of chris clairmont in these matters) but Tim Drake and Kon Kent spring to mind from DC.

I think you could even make a solid argument that 616 Tony and Steve are that, given Tony is out now and Steve, somehow, still isn't.

anyway you don't really get these in any other medium, because they require multiple writers who all wildly disagree with one another to all write the same characters to happen, but i love them, and as much as I want Cable and Kon to come out, I kind of hope this never stops happening in comics, it's just never not funny.

#am i right in thinking one of boostle got to come out and not the other one recently?#i'm not that up on non bat dc stuff recently #anyway please leave your suggestions for other examples in the comments #and don't get mad about the ID #I did an actual ID as alt text #that one's just a joke #cablepool #kitty pryde #what's kitty and illyana's ship name?#i feel like i should know but i don't #timkon #616 stony #these are my favourite comics specific sexualities #and 'this character is just straight up queer but as long as we never say the words on panel no they aren't' is my second #your mystiques and your wolverines #and then finally #in the trifecta of terrible queer rep that i adore #you have 'this character is canonically straight but the fandom universally rejects that to the point of genuinely forgetting it's canon'#which is where gambit and roy harper live #gambit has never done anything that gay on panel that i know of #at least not by the standards of the x-men #he just has the strongest bi vibes you've ever seen #i genuinely forget he isn't bi 90% of the time

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the-scooby-gang · 11 months ago

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Velma by Me!

A random thought I just had.

In the rewrite that lives in my head of HBOVelma I thought about a gag where everyone swears at least once (it will depend on the character obviously. I will make that swearing meme at some point to exemplify what I mean)… except Fred

Not because he chose not to.

But because he is always either interrupted or cut out before he can or “Well F *LOUD CAR HORN*”

This only happens to him.

#scooby gang #scooby doo #velma by me #rewrite #HBO Velma #fred jones #Fred’s catchphrase is the only exception #and he will drop it only once #it will be the first time the gang will say all their catchphrases together #jinkies #jeepers #zoinks #and then finally #FINALLY #fuck

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canideadmeow · 4 months ago

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successfully planned a full-fledged solo date for my birthday, i hope it doesn't rain that day tho :)

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robyn-i-guess · 2 months ago

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

#this is secretly a positivity post #aromantic #aromantism #platonic crush #robyn-i-guess #adding onto these tags as i think some people might not understand #this is about platonic crushes #not just loving your friends but genuinely being obsessed with them in a way that's still platonic #i'm finally muting this post #sorry friends i hope you all have good luck with your feelings

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frenchublog · 3 months ago

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kosovo miku

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #for once i finally have the time for a miku challenge/trend !!#i saw no one draw it yet so lets go #kosovo #albania #please don't repost #my art #artists on tumblr #i really wish i could eat fli right now #look up for “Flija Tradicionale” it's delicious #it's built like a sun

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hansoeii · 3 months ago

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butch wolverine, anyone?

#just couldn't get her out of my head #should I be working more on my final?#yes #did I have to draw this?#also yes #enjoy #wolverine #butch wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine fanart #deadpool and wolverine fanart #x-men #my art #fanart #digital art

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varilien · 3 months ago

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am i blanchin?

girl we blanchin!!

HI HIII happy birthday to everyone's favorite mystery twins!! how did they grow up so fast!!!!

Palestine: Funds | Action | eSims | Info Sudan Resources | Congo Resources

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #mabel pines #dipper pines #still wild to me to have once been just barely older than them when the show was first airing #and now........ ough..#anyways i think starting today im gonna slowly start watching back through gravity falls again :) gotta return to my roots!!!#edit thank god i finally have a new keyboard i couldn't add any of my resource links on mobile ;0;

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swan2swan · 5 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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crazycometspecular · 3 months ago

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Monster Falls,,, save me Monster Falls

#my art #gravity falls #monster falls #monster au #dipper pines #grunkle stan #fanart #illustration #god I can finally draw how I wanted to draw when I was 12 this rocks

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saint-soap · 6 months ago

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#googled this last night watching the finale because my friend asked me #cried laughing #survivor #furry #furries #mine

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beebeedibapbeediboop · 3 months ago

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Rainy days

#artists on tumblr #illustration #character design #oc #the postwoman #digital art #art #finally a real piece with my postwoman T_T #i want to draw the postman again too #!!

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spaghetti4u · 7 months ago

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Frankenstein and her monster

#dungeon meshi #farcille #marcille donato #falin touden #delicious in dungeon #i've finally downloaded glaze #i'm back back back again

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kensatou · 4 months ago

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make men slutty again.

HEAT STROKE | GQ CHINA Photographer: Wintam; Editor & Image: Shawn Gao Ding; Makeup: Lucas; Hair: Tao Liu; Art: Grade 2 & Lei Min; Art Assistant: Jiang Mi; Models: Kim; Ye Hao, Yu Hang, Ho Jun; Fashion Assistant: Yiyi, Coco; Photography Assistant: Li Zhenxi; Song Luanyi

bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

#men in heat so true so true…. 2024 year of the omegaverse.#guess who finally got her copy of the magazine and hasn't stopped re-opening it to stare at this entire shoot #the little pink bows on that beautiful beautiful man (ye hao)........#the fashion magazines in china and korea are doing such beautiful work #i loveeee wintam's work #more of the shoot over insta: wintam0119 #also not to hockey on this but tyler seguin you would love this photoshoot #wintam #win tam #photography #fashion #art #long post

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syn4k · 4 months ago

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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.

#ray's tag #me convening with the council (my friends who are experts on this character) before publishing a final draft

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demaparbat-hp · 4 months ago

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Arsonist's Lullaby

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