#and then Dark Enchantress and if she could fight Timekeeper

[quibbs126]

Actually

GodDAMNIT what was I gonna say?

[brittle-doughie]

2nd time I've sent this ask sorry if I seem impatient.

Hello! Can I have Y/n as Galacta knight?

Summary on what happens:

In the fight between pitaya and ananas against longan, timekeeper cookie(she lived)was bored and opens a big time rift; on the other side is the fight between the crk brave gang and dark enchantress cookie. Then deep below the earth is a crystal that's teleported to the surface. Everyone looks at the crystal with curiosity. Suddenly the crystal cracks, slowly but surely the crystal breaks. The being takes a deep breath of air. Everyone from crk looks on with curiosity, while the rest excluding timekeepr look on with fear. This being was in old written tablets, not from the witches or the wizards but from a race that existed before earthbread and had mysteriously vanished, The Ancients. The Ancients are an old civilisation that consisted of 2 groups, ones with advanced technology and ones with extraordinary magic. They've made strong artifacts that's laced with magic. Some of these are the Lor Starcutter, a floating ship that's able to traverse to different dimensions; the Galactic Novas, planet sized clockwork stars that can grant one wish when summoned and more artifacts they've made; they still exist but are difficult and dangerous for cookies to try to obtain the artifacts.

Then a being called Void Termina The Destroyer of Worlds, was brought into the world. The Ancients sent 4 warriors, one of them being Y/n, who's known as Galacta knight who holds the title "The strongest warrior in the galaxy" to defeat the dark being. After Void Termina's defeat The Ancients feared their power resulting their imprisonment but not without physical changes(they changed Y/n to look like a cookie not turned to an actual cookie)and has been sealed away since. The ovenbreak cookies, especially the dragons, have every right to fear them for the freed being was Y/n the Galacta knight. After a few seconds they look at their cookie-shaped body then their surroundings, they saw the brave gang and flew towards them at great speeds. As they landed the others braced themselves as Y/n approaches the group. They asked "What is the meaning of this? Why am I released to the world? Did you release me out of pity? Or to make a sad attempt to claim my title." They said the last line coldly laced with anger which sent shivers down every cookie’s back. Then it all clicked for Gingerbrave, Timekeeper cookie must’ve accidentally removed the spell of The Aeon hero's prison, so he explained the situation to the knight. Fortunately for everyone, Galacta knight understood what was told to them, then lotus dragon and snake fruit cookie arrived to the scene to see what happened and saw Y/n. They initially panicked with lotus prepared to fight for their life 'til gingerbrave and the other cookies(and surprisingly lychee; they were in the background)explained to them what happened.

After that chaos ensues as the other dragons and the cake witch are fighting each other. Lotus was about to join 'til Gingerbrave to everyone's surprise, asks the Temporal warrior for help against longan and the cake witch, they agreed with the condition from Gingerbrave to NOT kill longan dragon. Before the cake witch could strike again, it was parried with strong force from an unknown being. Every cookie looked towards the unknown person, much to the horror of the dragons and confusion of Dark enchantress cookie, it was Galacta knight. Before anyone could react they went after the cake witch; it was dealt in short time as after they tanked a few attacks, destroyed it in one strike. Dark enchantress cookie looks at what's once the cake witch in horror; Y/n immediately goes after Longan next. The other 2 where forced to retreat to the group who told them everything whilst Longan starts to dodge for their life as more time rifts appear in the background. As Y/n deals more damage to the dragon they, out of anger, sent a sword beam at Longan dragon who narrowly dodges it, the sword beam continues to travel entering a time rift and cuts an entire planet in half, much to the surprise and mainly fear of the cookies and dragons.

Shortly after Longan is defeated by Y/n and is forced to turn Earthbread back to normal and turn cookies back from stone.The time rifts are closed by croissant cookie(idk how she lived)who greets Gingerbrave. She also saw Y/n and starts to panic and is given a summary of what went down. After that Y/n roams Earthbread and is catching up with Gingerbrave on what happened after their imprisonment with help of other cookies.

Brittle I'm SO SORRY for how long this is. Can we get reactions of the ovenbreak characters involved in the events(crk characters reactions are optional, tho I'd appreciate it if you include crk!Dark Enchantress' reaction)and the aftermath of the ask.

Smol bonus: I like to think he's short tempered and protective to those who he's bonded with after his imprisonment and have long hair that fades from white to faded pink if he had a human form; these information is carried over to Y/n in this ask. Btw I would’ve included an image of Galacta knight's design but Tumblr won’t let me send the ask if I did, so it’s best if you searched up galacta knight and just imagine that he's in the shape of a cookie with armor in neon pink, yellow and white colors and the skin color is mainly grey cuz Y/n takes his role.

I know you’re sorry and I’m all for a bit of Kirby, but PLEASE keep requests short. This made my brain fart-

Who was this random knight, she thought. How could a cookie drop in and defeat the cake creature in short time with that blade in their hands. She’s annoyed, but intrigued at the same time with the arrival of this new contender to the fight.

Timekeeper didn’t regret a thing, she would’ve been bored with what she foresaw in the future that removing the spell actually brought her some joy that Y/N was able to make things interesting by their grand entrance into the fight! She’ll be watching them closely!

Longan didn’t understand, how could a mere knight match up to them in power? It was completely humiliating to have to undo all they have done under their watch, how could the other dragons look at them the same again after that display?

Lotus wasn’t going to lie, they and Snakefruit got a kick out of Longan being knocked down a peg or two. Seeing the once feared ivory dragon being defeated and forced to reverse the damage brought them a bit of gratification, especially to Snakefruit.

Gingerbrave and the others were glad to see that the Galacta Knight was able to vanquish the threats and bring peace to the land once more. It was really like what they were told about the knight, pretty cool in Croissant Cookie’s book!

They know the knight can’t stick around for long, but the group will wait for the day that they cross paths with the knight again!

[someonebeatyoutothisuser]

Ight, so with the whole U.S. situation and the fact that my rights may or may not be stripped away from me, let's talk about something else.

Let's be real, beast-yeast could've been better, but it was slightly just... Unexpected and kinda just...

So, let's talk about some things they could've done in favor of that update!

(these are my opinions btw.)

Explaining what the fuck horrors strawberry cookie just saw.

Now, let's be real, strawberry SAW a cookie get eaten, but it is not mentioned enough, and I feel as if it just never really happened, but I feel like she deserves a side story on how that overall affected her and her daily life, how she lives knowing what she had seen, and probably what she heard, because a lot of shit could've been going on at the moment and honestly I feel like the writers just forgot it happened and decided to just say "Fuck it" and never mention it

Going more in depth about GingerBrave's and Dark enchantress's dynamic and about the one line in ep 10 timeless kingdom.

Now, I know GingerBrave has about enough spotlight, but it's the words "You of all cookies dare to defy me?" That gets the community, it opens up possibilities and some questions that could be answered through that and perhaps could give the words some back story and maybe reveal more about why dark enchantress said that and how these two might have something a bit more than just an enemy viewpoint of one another. Plus, it might go in depth on how GingerBrave isn't just some plain ass cookie, and might open up some interesting character about him and perhaps why he thinks so lowly of himself.

Giving the cookies of darkness backstories.

When I say back stories, I do mean how they met dark enchantress cookie and kinda how they managed to form the whole gang, and primarily how they became evil exactly.

Giving other cookies some (Well deserved) side stories.

It's self explanatory, but some cookies just DESERVE a side story yk... Like rebel cookie or some tension between a few cookies, like Expresso and butter roll cookie.

Going more in depth about the ancients friendship.

Mainly how white lily formerly being dark enchantress cookie (Or the concept) affected them and going over how the ancients think of one another in actual depth, and perhaps even reveal some past relationships or tension they have with one another.

MORE DRAGON COOKIES...

There is ONE cookie in the fucking dragon category. Can we get some more along with some backstories bruh... This is depressing. And it's been like this for what, a year? We should get some more.

A boss rush concept.

Listen, the gameplay is getting uninteresting and guilds need more going on so, here's where you fight old bosses with your friends and maybe as an extra challenge, you don't know whose character is whose and each person gets one negative effect that stays with them till the end of the game. As an extra, everyone gets one character and only the host and two of the first members get to pick a treasure so crk doesn't get boring as shit, and it's a max of 5 people.

Timekeeper + croissant cookie introduction.

We had a cameo of croissant, might as well introduce her and timekeeper, and perhaps they could know of the ovenbreak timeline and perhaps break 4th wall or even just compare certain stuff from ovenbreak to kingdom and vise versa cause it would be funny, and also twizzly gummy cookie being aware of this because I think it's just better that way. And an introduction to the TBD.

More on custard cookie the third and what the fuck is going on with his family tree and why the hell we found him in a forest.

I'm talking about the exact context + reason. Because like listen, it's just unexplained and not talked about (due to the fact that devsisters just brushed it off) and I think I just need it answered on who is this boy's mother and how the hell he got in the dumbass Forest.

And that's the few things I personally think should've happened in favor of beast-yeast.

[radiant-fanon-maker]

Eh, thank @pups-tickles for inspiring me to make these!

Angel and Devil: All the tickle fights

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Milk, Dino Sour, Mala Sauce: Loves to see him laugh non-maniacally

Purple Yam: Loves the tickles; but it takes a bit for him to admit

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Dark Choco: Doesn't like his laugh

Mint, White, Pink, Choco Ball: Determined to hear it though tickles

Chess Twins: The first ones to tickle him

~~~ Alchemist: Makes Sefl-Tickling Potions to sell. Uses them for herself

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Dr. Bones: Didn't think he could be tickled

Pizza: Has met too many 'I'm not ticklish' cookies

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Aloe: made her bud have a actual tickle button

Cyborg: Has to "suffer" to the button

Baguette: Wakes her up with tickles

Coffee Candy: Gets her revenge when she does over-nighters

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Fire Spirit, Wind Archer, Sea Fairy, Millennial Tree, Moonlight: Loves to tickle each other

Dark Enchantress and Time Keeper: Tickle Intolerant; Timekeeper is a big tickler, thou

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Alchemist and Vampire: Either arguments devolve to tickle fights or tickle fight devolve to arguments

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Crowberry: Likes to fluster him

Candlelight: Way too feather ticklish

[sorathecookie]

Lunar Rift Timeline AU Story Part 6

Moon Lily Cookie looked around the Golden Cheese Kingdom, realizing that the sky was crimson and that the clouds were as dark as smoke.

"What's going on here?" she wondered.

She looked ahead and saw an army of Cake Monsters charging at the Cookies, and they were all led by a malevolent horned Cookie with a horned staff.

"Go forth, Cakes! Destroy everything in the Golden Cheese Kingdom, and leave nothing behind!"

The Cake Monsters roared and charged at the Cookies of the Kingdom, who began to fight them.

"...! How horrible! What could have happened in this timeline?" Moon Lily Cookie closed her eyes for a moment. "I can see now. In this timeline, I became Dark Enchantress Cookie, and I laid waste to so many kingdoms." She took a deep breath. "But with my power, I can undo it all! I can return the Cake Monsters to dough, and restore the kingdoms I destroyed back to their original states!"

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that," a voice said.

Before Moon Lily Cookie could turn to see where the voice came from, she heard a loud POW!, and before she knew it, she was tied up in a string gummy rope. Then, a figure appeared from the shadows.

"Who are you?!" Moon Lily Cookie asked.

"I am String Gummy Cookie, and you are under arrest by authority of the Time Balance Department."

"What?!"

Suddenly, she was picked up by String Gummy Cookie, and the two went through a time rift. Later, they arrived inside of some sort of large building with a large clocklike object standing in front of her.

"My work here is done. The Director will take care of you," String Gummy Cookie said as he walked away.

Moon Lily Cookie looked around worriedly. What is this place? And who's the Director? What's going to happen to me?

"So, it was you who has been messing with the timelines, is that right?"

Moon Lily Cookie looked around for the source of the voice, and suddenly, someone appeared before her. They looked nearly like Moonkeeper Cookie, round hair and all, but they wore a brown hat with two golden gears at the top, and wore a brown vest with brown pants and black pointed shoes with a gold border, and a black belt. Their eyes, or rather eye, was gold with a visible swirl in it, while the other eye appeared to be some sort of eyepatch. They also sat upon a large pair of golden scissors that resembled Moonkeeper Cookie's. The mere sight of them made a chill run down Moon Lily Cookie's spine and gulp.

"Y-yes, I am," she admitted out of fear.

"And would you like to know why you are here?"

"Is it...is it because I was messing with time?"

"DING DING DING! We have a winner!"

"Please understand! I wasn't messing with time to cause trouble! I just...I just wanted to help Cookies live a free and happy life. I thought that by using my newfound power to control time, I could help Cookies outside my timeline by preventing and undoing terrible things that could happen to them. I never meant to be a burden to anyone. And for that, I am sorry. Whatever punishment you have for me, I'm willing to accept it."

The figure only laughed. "Punish you? Why would I punish you?"

Moon Lily Cookie was confused by this. "Huh? You're not going to punish me?"

"Why would I? I have seen you, and I already knew why you did what you did. Is that not right, Moonkeeper Cookie?"

Suddenly, a lunar time rift opened and Moonkeeper Cookie's head popped out of it. "Of course, Timekeeper Cookie!"

"Moonkeeper Cookie...do you know this Cookie?"

"Of course I do! This is Timekeeper Cookie, my dearest friend and my alternate self!"

"Hmm...I figured as such..."

"I have to hand it to you, Moonkeeper Cookie. You did an excellent job finding this Cookie. She has quite a lot of potential!"

"Oh, I knew from the start that she has potential! After all, having another magic user like me in the Time Balance Department would do wonders!"

Moon Lily Cookie was confused by all of this. "The Time Balance Department?"

"Oh, it's an organization tasked on watching the timelines to make sure they're running smoothly," Moonkeeper Cookie explained. "And I feel like you would be a wonderful addition to the team!"

"Me? Join the Time Balance Department? After everything I did?"

"Well of course! You have all of the skills to be a TBD agent!" Moonkeeper Cookie said. "And you have me, the co-director of the TBD!"

"Co-Director?"

Moonkeeper Cookie nodded. "Of course, you might have a little bit of tension with the other Cookies that work here for...ahem...obvious reasons, but I'll help you out!"

Moon Lily Cookie smiled. "Thank you. And thank you, Timekeeper Cookie, for sparing me."

Timekeeper Cookie's smile grew. "Anytime."

[somegirlontheinternet135]

As we travel deeper and deeper down the Timekeeper rabbit hole. It about time we cover an agenda, something what I think Cookie Run fandom lacks and needs more of:

Say it with me now. . .

TIMEKEEPER👏ANCIENT HERO👏INTERACTIONS!!👏

Oh, the gold mine of opportunities we are sitting on!!

Ok, call me sick, twisted, or whatever. But The Ancient Heroes. . . I like to torture them. . .

Now hear me out!-

I do like seeing them happy, like have you seem polyancient or purelily ship art?! IT'S ADORABLE!!! Sure, the voice in my head says "aww cute", the second, just as loud, voice in head says "I want a ungodly amount of suffering to come to you. . ."

But what can worse than their already going through in the orginal plot? Look no further attention to my AU

To this rant less of an essay: PV and friends accidentally summon Timekeeper, and in order to save not only Earthbread but their overall existence, they have be TK's playthings. The kicker? This takes in the further future of the game, when Dark Enchantress converts back into White Lily, adding more to the pain factor

So what pretell is worse than fighting your best friend or learning your true purpose in life? Why not become the Barbie dolls of a being who can kill you within an instant?!

What's that? They're all technically immoral??? Well strap in folks cause it's a faith worse than death!!!

Going off topic here, I also think their dynamic would be interesting. Think about it: The Ancient Heros, a bunch of old farts who are fresh out of a war, enjoy the simpler things in life, and wanna get into a routine; but Timekeeper is rambunctious, lives for entertainment, and hates routine to a T

All that being said, get to the important stuff here, their relationship; other than it's the equivalent of having a bomb strapped to your back or being held at gunpoint

We'll cover each hero one by one☆

Pure Vanilla Cookie: He's willing to do anything for Earthbread, even if that means becoming the literal boy-toy of time itself. Was the first in the group to say "Guys, if we don't do this, we'll all dead!" Overall, the most accepting of his faith. Is he terrified? Absolutely! Put into consideration that TK is stronger than what DE could or will ever be. Also, though not totally understanding their hobbies or musical interest, he still cheers them on or even indulges in it, likely being forced

Golden Cheese Cookie: Possibly the easiest to win over, the two have a lot in common and connected easily. Although at first, she didn't know what to feel about TK when they first show up. Golden was egotistical, believing her powers surpassed all, but when the Timekeeper, a being stronger than not just her but DE, shows up, it almost shatters Golden's ego, especially since they're a blur when they fight. Like PV, she doesn't understand their interest in musical theater, in fact doesn't see the liking of musical theater in general

Hollyberry Cookie: Her first thought was definitely "Oh what's the worst thing that can happen?" Everything. Every. f*cking. thing. Home girl just wanted to protect her kingdom and friends from threats, and no amount protection is gonna help us with *that*. But, Holly trusts PV, believing that in order to save their kingdoms and the world, is to let TK get their way, and it somewhat works? Also, Holly learns very quickly that Timekeeper isn't affected by alcohol berry juice. Very quickly don't ask why

White Lily Cookie: And she thought Dark Enchantress was scary. Seriously, the poor thing was/still is terrified of Timekeeper. To think, a happy life with her friends, with PV, all thrown out the window. Like Holly, Lily trusts Pure Vanilla with every inch in her body and also believes that letting TK do what they wanted with them was the safest option, you know how when you're of scared or uninterested in something, but as time goes on, you grow more curious of it? That's what happens with Lily. She gains more and more curious and almost intrigued by TK. An example of this is through theater, whenever TK performs, Lily watches in awe and adoringly. Timekeeper to Lily's eyes is like mother tiger, beautiful and magnificent beast yes, but better a few feet away, or behind glass

Dark Cacao Cookie: Legit thought TK was hell spawn the minute they showed up, diffidently the hardest egg to crack, even making the dumb decision of wanting to fight them. After learning how dire the situation actually was, and fighting was in fact, not an option, he decides he wanted nothing to do with him. All those years of prepping, preparing for war, now fruitless when dealing with Timekeeper. This obviously, doesn't work considering they destroy the citadel's wall within a second, or the fact they just teleport to him at a given moment. Even when he does warm up to TK, he still finds them annoying

And the final touch would be bonus head canons:

☆Timekeeper does crazy and or messed-up sh*t just for the pure sensation of the five's reaction. They also make sure it isn't consistent pattern, so they never know their next move

☆TK likes touching faces, especially if it's Pure Vanilla's, they like squishing his cheeks. That could be cause very touch-starved

☆At a given moment, TK had jump-scared several people by teleporting into a room or behind someone

☆White Lily finds herself "stalking" Timekeeper whenever they're alone to learn more about them, jotting notes in a little journal. It normally ends TK leaving only to appear it right behind her

☆After finding out they're not affected by alcohol, Holly and Cheese like testing TK's different abilities by arranging these different bets

☆Despite their amount of power, they love playing a good game of "cat and mouse" with Dark Cacao and creme wolves, just annoying him long enough so gives chase

☆TK is quite diverse with it comes to musical instrument, the one they play the most is the piano. Their favorite music genres is both eclectic and normal swing, so if I they get to be in the same room as a piano, you're in for fun night

☆The ancient heroes can all chilling for a second before being dragged into some crazy shenanigans by TK, whether that be one of their hobbies or musical theater fun

☆ Since Golden Cheese and Pure Vanilla both hang out with TK the most, the two learn alot about importance of performance and showmanship

☆ The other ancient heroes constantly give Dark Cacao sh*t for getting involved with TK

☆☆☆

Going into 'angst' territory, with Timekeeper being around, it impacts the friendship of the five heroes. On one side, we have Dark Cacao Cookie, who refuses to be some 'object' and wants to take action, but then you got everyone else who thinks fighting back would be pointless and making them happy and entertained is their best, and safest option. Dark Cacao being dramatic, questions whether or not their friendship means anything, and decides he wants nothing to them also. Which to their defense, it's not like they don't agree with him, it just that DC's plan was kinda stupid and escalate quickly

And there you have it folks, multiple paragraphs talking about another hyperfixation I have. First ramble of the year

[peterbarnes]

Make Our Own Story

Summary: Based on Loki 1x03. After trying to kill each other, you and Loki end up stranded on Lamentis-1. You figured you'd use him and then kill him eventually, but what happens when you start to feel something new for the God of Mischief?

Word Count: 2k

A/N: I'm thinking of maybe doing a part 2? lmk. Also I’m fulfilling my enemies to lovers fantasy ❤️

MASTERLIST

When Mobius told Loki that the variant they were hunting was a woman named “The Enchantress,” a highly powerful sorceress, he expected a god-like figure. Someone who was regal, elegant.

“Go fuck yourself.”

Instead, he got you.

“Rude,” Loki said, pointing his daggers at you in the halls of the TVA.

You two circled each other like birds of prey. You didn’t know what he wanted other than to stop you, but you were waiting for the right moment to strike and knock him out so you could continue your mission.

“Are you sure, you’re the one they call The Enchantress?” He asked.

“You’re in my way,” you growled.

“You are my way.”

Enough of this madness, you thought. You made the first move, quickly drawing a dagger from your belt and using it to hit Loki’s out of the way before kicking him to the other side of the room.

His hair whipped as he got up from the floor. Such theatrics.

“I thought perhaps we could work together,” he claimed, clearly panting from his fall. He held out his arms as if to say, well, what do you think?

You rolled your eyes at his childish behavior before kicking him again straight to the chest, causing him to trip back a few feet.

“But now,” he starts. “I see you lack vision.”

Groaning, you turned away from him, heading to the doors of Renslayer’s office. You didn’t think he’d actually be stupid enough grab you from behind, but alas. As soon as his hand landed on your arm, you tried to fight him off, but he ended up twisting your arm behind your back.

You let out a cry at the feeling.

“You’re how I get to the timekeepers.” he said from behind you.

“Oh god, shut up!” You let out, jumping backwards, knocking into him and causing you both to fall onto the floor. You tried to get off of him, but he gripped your waist like his life depended on it, refusing to let you get away.

“Let me go, asshole,” you struggled.

“Well, if you would just stop squirming-”

“Hey!”

A voice boomed throughout the narrow, dim hall. Almost in sync, your and Loki’s heads snapped up towards the sound to see Renslayer standing right in front of two minutemen. She looks pissed.

Loki tried to get up from under you, but you swiftly kicked his legs out from under him and crawled up behind his stumbling frame, pressing your dagger to his neck.

“Come any closer and I’ll kill him,” you threatened. You couldn’t help but press the dagger deeper, almost with enough pressure to slice his skin.

“Go for it,” Renslayer answered, with her usual monotone voice.

Well, that was not what I was expecting.

Renslayer charged down the hallway at the two of you, swinging her weapon with a scream. But the next thing you knew, the floor dropped out from under you. You couldn’t help but let out a scream at the unexpected feeling of falling. Yet, stronger than that was the feel of Loki’s hands as he held you to his chest. This motherfucker really thinks he’s protecting me. You pushed him off you with a grunt- a major mistake. As soon as you left his arms, you felt your head smack on something hard. The last thing you heard was Loki’s voice saying something you couldn’t make out before the darkness slowly took over you.

-

You came to with the feeling of something poking at your shoulder. You moaned in pain as you struggled to open your eyes, the lids suddenly feeling like they weighed a thousand pounds.

“Come on, Enchantress, wake up, you fool.”

That voice. I’ve heard it before, right? Wait a second....

Your eyes snapped open and you shot straight up, panting.

Loki let out a squeal at the sudden move.

“By the Gods, don’t scare me like that, witch!”

Your head snapped to him, making direct eye contact. His eyes were soft and light, as if he was genuinely glad to see you weren’t dead. You, on the other hand, glared daggers at him.

“You,” you growled.

“You’re welcome!” He hollered, exasperated with his hands flailing. “If it weren’t for me, you would be in two pieces right now, courtesy of Reyonna. Plus, there’s some sort of meteor shower going on out there. I dragged you to shelter!”

You let out a scream as you tackled him to the ground.

“Where is the TemPad?” You demanded, holding him by the collar of his disgustingly brown TVA jacket.

He scrambled to get it from his back pocket, but pulled it out nonetheless. It was completely and utterly fried.

“It broke when we fell.”

“Of course it did,” you sighed, climbing off of him. “Give it here.”

He handed you the TemPad and, clearly impatient, you started tapping it furiously. When that didn’t work, you slammed it into the ground repeatedly.

“You’re quite vicious,” Loki noted.

“Nice observation.”

“You’re out of juice!”

You and Loki shrieked at the new voice- Miss Minutes- and you dropped the TemPad. As you looked down, you saw that there was a battery displayed on the screen, but it wasn’t filled.

“Oh, thank God, it’s not broken. The battery’s just dead.”

“Well, that is good ne-”

“Not really. We’re still stranded on… wait, where are we exactly?”

You looked up from the TemPad into his light eyes to see them filled with confusion.

“Uh…”

“You have no idea do you?”

“No.”

“Fantastic,” you started, heading towards the door of the bunker. “Let’s take a look, shall we?”

“Oh no, you really don’t want to do that-”

As you opened the front door, before you could even take into account the purple sky and black sand, a meteor crashed in front of you, the force of the impact blowing you back inside.

You landed on the ground with a thud, hitting your head once again on the metal floor.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” You yelled, shooting up and turning to Loki who, despite his usual suave, looked quite terrified by your wrath. “You brought us to Lamentis-1!”

“I don’t know what that means!” He yelled back, trying to defend himself.

“We’re on a moon that a planet is about to crash into and destroy! This is the worst apocalypse to hide in, nobody makes it out of here. Ever.”

You buried your face in your hands as you lay on the floor.

“We’re gonna die,” you mumbled. “We’re gonna die.”

“No, no, we’re not,” Loki said quickly, kneeling in front of you. “We’re going to make it out of here.”

“What, so we’re a team now?” You question sarcastically as you lift your head from your hands.

“No. Absolutely not,” asserted Loki. “But we’re only going to get off of here if we work together.”

-

After going to the nearest town and getting your asses kicked by an old lady, you made your way to the Ark- the only evacuation shuttle, and your only chance of surviving.

“If we get to it, we’ll be able to use its power to recharge the battery,” you told Loki as you both hurried through the dark sand. “And then I can continue the plan that was years in the making that you ruined.”

“Your plan,” Loki spat. “Was to tear the TVA down, create the ultimate power vacuum, and then just walk away.”

“That’s not my plan. Don’t act like you know anything about me.”

Loki pursed his lips as you gritted your teeth. God, I hate this guy. Let me off this goddamn planet already.

It wasn’t long until the ark, a large and rusted piece of junk, came into sight along with the hundreds of people waiting in line to board. They wore blue and yellow ponchos and their faces were twisted in fear. These people have no idea they’re about to die.

“We can’t fight our way onto that crate,” Loki noted as the two of you lingered towards the back of the crowd.

“Who said anything about fighting? I’m a strategist. You shapeshift into a guard, and guide the two of us on board. Easy.”

“Hmm,” Loki let out. “I’d really rather not wear that ridiculous getup.”

“Poor thing,” you pouted, “I’d really rather not die.”

“Fair point.”

He placed his hand on your lower back as he guided you towards the front of the line and you couldn’t help but shiver at the cold temperature of his hands.

“You always this cold?” You asked him.

He let out a small laugh. “You’d be surprised, Enchantress. Anyway...”

A green glow outlined his entire figure before slowly encompassing his whole body. Suddenly, his TVA worker outfit was gone and replaced with the guard’s costume- a blue bodysuit with red lining and what looks like a bikers helmet. You’d always loved magic, thought it was fascinating, that’s why you had wanted to learn yourself. You never thought that magic would lead you to being abandoned on a destined-to-die planet with a doofus like Loki.

“How do I look?” Loki asked, striking an awkward pose.

You couldn’t help but snort at his antics.

“Like someone with a shit plan,” you joked. He rolled his eyes, but you could see the corners of his lips quirk up at your quip.

“Excuse me, it’s a great plan.”

And, shockingly, he wasn’t wrong. You got questioned once, but other than that, getting on board was smooth sailing.

“Nice one. I see now why they call you the God of Lies.” You nudged him in the arm as you both walked into a circular green-lit room filled with booths and a bar right in the center.

“Good evening, passengers,” Loki said to everyone inside, purposefully deepening his voice.

“Is that part of your disguise?” You laughed at how fake it sounded.

“Don’t laugh, it’s clever. We have to lay low.”

You quickly took a seat on the side of the booth nearest to the door, looking forward to having the strongest drink this place offered.

“Uh, look, I can’t go backwards on a train,” Loki said sheepishly as he stood in front of you.

You rolled your eyes, but couldn’t help but scoot over anyway. Loki looked like a little kid as his eyes brightened and he shot into his seat. This is the man people fear?

Before you could get up and go get a drink, an involuntary yawn left your mouth. You tried to cover it as quickly as you could, but of course, Loki caught it.

“Oh, you a bit tired?” Loki asked, not sounding empathetic in the slightest. “Feel free to, you know, get some rest.”

“I can’t sleep in a place like this.”

“On a train?”

“No. I can’t sleep around untrustworthy people.”

“I beg your pardon. I thought you were warming up to me!”

He sounded genuinely offended, which surprised you.

“You may not be as awful as I thought, but we were just trying to kill each other a few hours ago. Remember?”

“Oh please, I’ve tried to kill people I trust thousands of times. Stabbed my brother once...or was it twice?”

“You feel free to take a nap then, Loki. I’m not letting my guard down.”

Within ten minutes you were passed out. Your hair was all over the place as you lay face down on the circular table, and you were drooling just the slightest bit. For some reason, Loki couldn’t stop watching you. He knew he was the one you didn’t find trustworthy but he still felt the need to watch over you to make sure nobody else had it out for you when you were so vulnerable.

“Get it together,” he told himself in his head. “You’re a God. She’s some half-rate Midgardian sorcerer.”

But deep down, he knew you were much more than that. He was just scared to admit that he had actually grown quite fond of you over the day you spent together. Even the trying to kill each other part. All your quips and eye rolls, but he loved it the most when your firm expression would falter and the lightest of smiles would grace your lips. It was soft, like a sunset, but warm nonetheless. He’d never felt warmth until then.

“I’ll get you out of here,” he whispered, careful not to wake you. “I promise. And, maybe we can take down the TVA together. Kill the timekeepers…”

He trailed off, turning his eyes towards his fidgeting hands.

“Make our own story.”

His eyes snapped up at the sound of your voice to where your head now laid on your hands as you looked up at him from the table. You had that smile on your face again, and Loki couldn’t help but return it.

[cookieruntips]

Wish Festival Quotes!

Hydrangea Cookie: "I wish more Cookies would come make their wishes."

Purple Yam Cookie: "I WANNA FIGHT DARK CHOCO COOKIE!!"

Mala Sauce Cookie: "I wish I can become a strong leader that can protect our village!"

Dark Choco Cookie: "A wish... If things could return to how they were..."

Carrot Cookie: "I wish Bistrot Des Fleurs would get tons of guests!"

Beet Cookie: "I wish we'd have so many guests in the restaurant, there would be no food left at the end of the day!"

Spinach Cookie: "I wish everyone would eat veggies along with their Jellies!"

Cookiemals: "We wanna play more with Wind Archer Cookie!"

Cinnamon Cookie: "...And now I'll guess your wish! Ta-dah... wait, where did my note go!?"

Shining Glitter Cookie: "I wish I could blast down the streets in my Supercar without anyone knowing!"

Butter Pretzel Cookie: "I wish my next piece will become unforgettable..."

Leek Cookie: "I wish I get to fight General Jujube Cookie! Until I win, ha ha!"

Ion Cookie Robot: "Cookie = Wishing. Robot = Also...?"

Timekeeper Cookie: "I wish I get to see all the wishes as they are fulfilled."

Licorice Cookie: "I wish Dark Enchantress Cookie would make me her right-hand Cookie!"

Blueberry Pie Cookie: "I wish I could go back to that time I read that book..."

Popping Candy Cookie: "I wish I get to keep performing for all my fans!"

Sea Fairy Cookie: "I wish I could reach the moon..."

Lilac Cookie: "I wish I could move as freely as my imagination desires..."

Aloe Cookie: "I wish my research will help the world become a better place.

Cream Puff Cookie: "I wish I can become a great wizard!"

Sorbet Shark Cookie: "oOooOOooO!"

Pink Choco Cookie: "I wish that the whole world gets filled with love!"

Hero Cookie: "I wish I could save all Cookies in danger!"

Red Pepper Cookie: "I wish I never fall down, no matter the challenge!"

Pistachio Cookie: "My wish is to complete my divine mission!"

Macaron Cookie: "I wish for a happy parade together with everyone!"

Matcha Cookie: "Hehe... Wishes don't come true, you know..."

Rockstar Cookie: "I wish for rock to never die! ROCK N' ROLL!"

Walnut Cookie: "I wish I get to catch Roguefort Cookie by my own hand!"

Cotton Candy Cookie: "You want to know my wish? That's so sweet of... No, no, no!"

Tiger Lily Cookie: "Purr... Wish... Protect friends..."

Cherry Cookie: "I wish for a giant cherry bomb for everyone! Hehe!"

Popcorn Cookie: "I wish I get to act in a movie someday!"

Sparkling Cookie: "I wish I get to make someone's day."

Soda Cookie: "I wish I can go to a beach with amazing waves to surf on!"

Mocha Ray Cookie: "I wish for the strength to restore the city."

Almond Cookie: "I wish I could be happy doing detective work."

Fairy Cookie: "I wish for nature to be cleaner..."

Ice Candy Cookie: "I wish I can lead my team to victory!"

Kumiho Cookie: "I wish I could become a real Cookie!"

Whipped Cream Cookie: "I wish I can dance in front of that tree just one more time!"

Red Bean Cookie: "I wish I can run faster with my penguins!"

Pudding Cookie: "I wanna give every Cookie a present!" *Giggle giggle*

Chestnut Cookie: "I wish I could eat jellies until I'm completely full!"

Kiwi Cookie: "I wish I get to ride my bike until the day I crumble..."

Muscle Cookie: "I wish for more muscle! And more strength!"

Peppermint Cookie: "I wish everyone would hear the voices of our friends in the sea..."

Chess Choco Cookie: "We want to play with a skilled Cookie! We wish for a skilled Cookie to play with."

Herb Cookie: "I wish all living things could grow up in warm sunlight."

Churro Cookie: "I wish I can continue to watch over the tree."

Croissant Cookie: "I wish that I can become the greatest engineer!"

Mango Cookie: "I wish our islands would have lots of visitors like they used to. I've found so many things to show off!"

Pirate Cookie: "My wish... is for all the treasures of the seven seas to belong to ME! Kha-ha!"

Adventurer Cookie: "I wish I get to explore completely uncharted lands!"

Earl Grey Cookie: "I wish to be able to take care of all my guests until they are satisfied."

Melon Bun Cookie: "I wish for not having to work much, but still earn loads!"

Werewolf Cookie: "I wish... I don't hurt anyone..."

Firecracker Cookie: "I wish everyone gets to see my FIREWORKS SHOW! NYAHAHA!"

Moon Rabbit Cookie: "I wish I cud have moa wice cake!"

Cherry Blossom Cookie: "I wish I could go on a picnic with the Cookies precious to me!"

Onion Cookie: "I wish the ghosts would go away..." *Sniffle*

Space Doughnut: "Biribiri-biri...?"

Vampire Cookie: "I’ve never bothered with things like wishes."

Bell Pepper Cookie: "I wish I'll become the youngest Doughbell Prize winner!"

Mint Choco Cookie: "I wish my every performance would be perfect."

Mustard Cookie: "I wish even Cookies who aren't sweet get to be free and equal!"

Yoga Cookie: "I wish I can get rid of all desire, and just focus on my meditation."

Goblin Cookie: "I wish for all the rare things to be MINE!"

Cream Unicorn Cookie: "I wish my memories last forever..."

Apple Cookie: "I wish I could become a grown up, and stay up really late!"

Pancake Cookie: "I wish I could have thiiis many Acorn Jellies!! Hehehe!"

Angel Cookie: "I wish every Cookie's wishes will come true..."

Sandwich Cookie: "I wish I can have a sandwich shop in every corner of this world!"

Skating Queen Cookie: "I wish I could eat a mountain of Bear Jellies."

Raspberry Mousse Cookie: "I wish... she would dance for me."

Squid Ink Cookie: "I wish... I can remember... Sob sob..."

Marshmallow Cookie: "I wish I get to perform together with everyone!"

Gumball Cookie: "I wish I could make the whole world COLORFUL!"

Lobster Cookie: "I wish my city would be brought back to its former glory..."

[notallthosewho-wanderarelost]

Real quick scattering of thoughts on Loki 1x02 and x03 before I watch the newest episode. I watched them pretty much at the same time so it’s a two-for-one post. Here be spoilers for episode 3! On mobile so no cut again, sorry.

Spoilers ahead. You’ve been warned.

Okay. In no particular order but attempting to start with ep 2 first:

Loki trying to get info on the Timekeepers and the TVA in ep 2 and being blocked by the most bored archive librarian ever was hilarious. The whole sequence of him trying to get her attention only for her to completely ignore him until he rang the bell was creepy but so funny.

Loki’s reaction to getting the details on Ragnarok made me so sad. :( Same, Loki. SAME. I’m also still gutted Asgard was destroyed and I refuse to even watch the movie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ But him going to look at that in the first place made me wonder if maybe in the back of his mind Loki’s coming up with a plan to save Asgard? (Or at least, one version of Asgard in the multiverse.) I would love that. I want Asgard back in general and was hoping for Thor 4, but having Loki be the one to save Asgard would be SO fitting. He may be adopted but he’s still an Asgardian at heart, truly. Having Loki be the one to save Asgard would be a great way to show him finally acknowledging that and have all the Asgardians acknowledge it too.

We have an official population for MCU Asgard! 9719 people. That fits. It’s about twice the size of a pretty small suburban town. Asgard is SMALL. It just doesn’t have the space for a lot of people. It’s still a city, but Asgard the Realm has other things on it besides just the city, so it can’t have a huge population.

I wonder what the official population of New Asgard is when we see it in Endgame? And how many Asgardians come back post-Blip? This would really all depend on how many people made it through Hela’s rule and onto the ship during Ragnarok- and then half of them would’ve been killed by Thanos in the beginning of Infinity War. Would half of the remainder have been Snapped away at the end of IW, or would Thanos leave them out since he already halved their population? File under questions Marvel will probably never answer. Also file under “Thanos continues to be really bad at math.” (Should probably go look at the New Asgard sign again to check, but I don’t think it listed population.)

Loki annoying Mobius by messing with his salad was great. Loki annoying Mobius in general was great.

Loki letting the goats free in Pompeii made me think he might have a liking for goats, which means I now have a headcanon that Loki was friends with Thor’s goats as a kid and would sometimes let them loose to get their assistance with pranks. Thank you show, for cute kid Loki headcanons.

Tom Hiddleston probably had a BLAST yelling at people in Latin in character as Loki, and good for him!

Sylvie’s entrance sequence at the beginning of the episode with the fight scene vs the TVA set to “I Need a Hero” was amazing. I haven’t seen Shrek in a while but this might just reach the same levels of A+ “I Need A Hero” song usage as the Shrek sequence.

Speaking of the beginning of the episode, the Ren Faire setting was SO good. Great way to get laughs, and it made me want to go to a Ren Faire again.

The Roxxcart setting for the big encounter later in the episode made me flash back on all the times Roxxon’s appeared in the MCU. Two main thoughts: 1. I so want a Jane!Thor movie where the main villain is Dario Agger, evil Roxxon CEO and Minotaur. Preferably working with a better version of Malekith (from another universe probably) like in comics, because as much as I love Thor 2 my one complaint is that their version of Malekith was SO LAME. Especially compared to comics!Malekith. Plus an Agger + Malekith teamup would mean both the Nine Realms AND Earth are in danger, by definition. Thor 5 please, Marvel. 2. I really, really miss Cloak and Dagger and that show deserved so much better.

(Our) Loki’s perpetual insistence that he’s better and that the plot (pun intended) is about him is both funny and also a little sad- because he knows, or at least thinks, that if he stops insisting those things, everyone will stop paying any attention to him whatsoever. And he needs attention.

Poor Mobius probably felt so betrayed at the end of this episode. :(

Onward to episode 3!

This was by far my favorite episode so far. I LOVE Sylvie. I love her and Loki’s dynamic. I love that we get Loki talking to someone he considers an equal about some very personal things, and that Sylvie does the same thing with him. They understand each other in a way nobody else has. Because they’re the same person, sort of. I’ve taken to calling them “alternate reality twins” and that’s what I’ll keep calling them unless told otherwise.

They also annoy each other in a way nobody else can. And it’s hilarious. They look equally annoyed at the other not falling for their tricks and equally annoyed at needing the other’s help before they really start to bond and I LOVE ALL OF IT. I also feel like they adopt each other a lot quicker than either would be willing to admit, and then they’re annoyed at that! Loki yelling “you’re so weird!” at Sylvie made me go “OH they’re bickering like siblings!!!” and that was pretty early on! I’m an only child but that had peak sibling energy to me. Even them trying to trick and outdo each other had sibling energy most of the time.

Their earlier fight when they first get to Lamentis, before they realize where they are, had some VERY quality quips and also really had me wondering who would win in a fight between the two of them. Sylvie seems to have more physical strength, and she’s got a sword instead of daggers so longer reach, but Loki has skill and he has tricks. I think with his skill at magic (he can TELEPORT?! Probably only a few feet and probably limited by where he can see but that’s SO COOL!!! I don’t think we knew he could do that?!) Loki would likely run rings around Sylvie IF there were no people around for her to enchant. And assuming that she wasn’t able to set any traps beforehand, because Sylvie has proven well able to set traps to take down people who should be at a major advantage against her. Otherwise, I think Sylvie would win. She seems to have better physical training than our Loki, and if there were any people around for her to enchant he’d have to contend with them too. And if Sylvie could lay traps ahead of time, then it could go either way (you never can tell with a Loki, much less two) but I think Loki would probably lose. Loki is just as tricky as she is but that seems to be something she’s had a lot of practice in. Loki is more about confusing opponents with illusions and duplicates and talking his way around people. Sylvie sets traps instead, and is more comfortable/better at using brute physical force.

Speaking of enchanting, me while watching episode 2: “Hey, these mind controlling powers remind me of Enchantress’ powers!”

Sylvie in episode 3: calls her powers “enchanting”

Me: “OH.”

So Sylvie seems to be a composite of 3 characters. 1. Lady Loki, as in Loki when identifying as female. (There’s also that time from before they said Loki was genderfluid and a shapeshifter and back when Loki was still evil when he possessed Sif’s body and went by Lady Loki, but we don’t talk about that.) 2. Amora the Enchantress, a major Thor character/villain who uses magic to “enchant” people into doing what she wants-yes this is definitely a cringey “magically enchants people into loving her, consent-issues-out-the-wazoo” evil seductress stereotype in old comics, but it’s gotten better recently. And 3. Sylvie Lushton, the much lesser-known second Enchantress, who was a regular teenage human girl when after a Ragnarok (don’t remember which one, there have been multiple but this would’ve been early 2000s) Loki for shits and giggles decided to make her think she was Amora and give her the powers to match. She was on the Dark Reign-era (aka when Norman Osborn was in charge of SHIELD and the Avengers) version of the Young Avengers, the Young Masters of Evil, and that’s where I know her from. She’s a great character- she genuinely wants to do good and help people, but her brain is a bit messed up by the number Loki did on it, so she gets confused. I believe she’s currently in comic book limbo after Amora found out about her a while back, got pissed at her for stealing her name and her whole Thing, and tossed her somewhere dangerous on the World Tree while saying something about how if she can survive it then she’ll prove she deserves the name Enchantress. She sadly hasn’t been seen since as far as I know.

So each of those characters have similar characteristics with Loki’s Sylvie. Sylvie 1. Is a Loki who is female (Lady Loki), 2. Was presumably raised on Asgard and uses her magic to “enchant” people via a form of mind control into doing what she wants (Amora the Enchantress), 3. Is named Sylvie (Sylvie Lushton, Encanhtress II). Also worth noting that both Amora and Sylvie Lushton have blond hair, and so does the MCU’s Sylvie. All three characters also have green colored magic!

May turn the above bullets into their own post just for informational purposes. Also, when we said we wanted Enchantress in the MCU, this is not what we meant. Stop with the Monkey’s Paw-style wish granting, Marvel! (Looking at you, X-Men comics’ response to us wanting more Wanda.)

Anyway. Will round off with my favorite thing: everything on the train. Everything on the train was WONDERFUL.

Loki telling Sylvie about Frigga and how she taught him magic and then demonstrating the fireworks made me tear up. 🥺 Right in the feels. I miss Frigga a lot. I miss Asgard/the old Thor franchise in general a lot, but this is about Frigga. She was AMAZING and I miss her. Forever love the detail that Tom and Rene came up with the idea on the set of Thor 1 that Frigga is the one who taught Loki magic and fighting and how that informed their characters’ dynamic to the point of it being canonically discussed later. There’s a great Thor 2 deleted scene where Frigga talks to Thor about this exact thing. Frigga is such a fave of mine.

Sylvie telling Loki about her own past in turn made me very curious what her life was like and what the differences are. She seemed to have had a really hard time of it as a kid and I just want to hug her. (I also want to hug Loki, but that isn’t news.) Loki has had a very tough time, but really only after finding out he was adopted. He doesn’t appear to have had many friends on Asgard before (though I headcanon that he was friends with Lorelai before her exile, and since it’s my headcanon I imagine a similar situation with Amora, if not quite as close a friendship because comics Loki gets along better with Lorelai than her sister) but he at least had a family who loved him and who he loved, and a status as a prince that would’ve given him a good life and protection. Sylvie doesn’t seem to have had any of that as a kid. :(

“Surely there were some would-be princesses? Or perhaps a prince?” CANONICALLY BISEXUAL LOKI YES! YES.

Comics Loki is canonically both bisexual and genderfluid! Explicitly discussed on page, multiple times, and expounded on by writers too. (One of the most heartwarming Odin moments for me- yes, Odin does have heartwarming moments!- is when he’s telling his kids he loves them and he says something to the effect of “my son, my daughter, my child who is both.” The latter is Loki, the former are Thor and Angela. I might still be bitter over MCU Hela taking Angela’s place in the family sorry not sorry. This was in Original Sin: Thor and Loki, for anyone wondering.) I tend to default to he/him pronouns when talking about Loki because Loki tends to be male more in appearances, and also partly because it’s what I’m used to, but when Loki is clearly female I’ll of course switch to she/her. I have seen people use they/them pronouns for Loki too. I don’t think Marvel has ever said what pronouns Loki prefers though.

Speaking of which: I realize the “Sex: fluid” on Loki’s info card in episode 1 was probably foreshadowing Sylvie, but I kind of want to also read it as a nod to Loki being genderfluid. (Loki is also a shapeshifter, so gender would = sex in this case.) Whether it would be a nod to specifically comics Loki or also to MCU Loki is anyone’s guess as of now. We’ll find out I guess, or if it turns out to be strictly headcanon than it’s whatever floats your boat. :)

Back to the train scene!! Sylvie loudly protesting that she can’t sleep near people she doesn’t trust and then promptly falling asleep across from Loki a few minutes later made me emotional. ALTERNATE REALITY TWINS. Also VERY much a parallel to Loki falling asleep across from Mobius last episode.

Loki realizing that Asgard was really his home and his family really was his family only to also realize that he’ll never see either again and deciding to handle this by getting ABSOLUTELY DRUNK is SO ASGARDIAN OF HIM. I cannot. He even did the “Another!” *smashes glass* thing just to bring the point home.

Oh gosh, LOKI SINGING IN ASGARDIAN. FEEEEEEELS. I know, it’s actually Norwegian. I wonder a bit why they didn’t use Icelandic instead? Anyway, this was lovely and I love that going by the translation it’s a song of longing to go home, and it mentions Idunn’s apples of immortality. Apparently the full version of the song is going to be on the soundtrack and I’m so excited for that.

Loki’s metaphor of “love is a dagger” was actually quite good, he and Sylvie just lost the thread of it right at the end there. I wrote about this in tags somewhere, I’ll copy it in here later.

Edit: here’s an edited version of what I wrote on this post: This was a great metaphor until it got away from him. So close to the point (heh) and then they veered right away. Let me finish this for them: “Love is a dagger. It’s a weapon for far away and up close. You can see yourself in it. It’s beautiful. You have to give it to the right person.” So what this scene tells us about Loki is that he’s been hurt by love because it hasn’t been real. Or hasn’t felt real to him. Maybe he’s given it to the wrong people, or maybe he couldn’t tell who the right people were. (And if this is in reference to his family then I think he’s still too close to the revelation of his identity to be able to think clearly about the situation. Because his family DID love him! Even Odin. He just lost sight of that with everything happening.) Love is also about trust. And Loki doesn’t trust easily.

I really love this quote and this scene. Kinda want to do a “Love is a dagger” graphic of i ever have time.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if Loki and Sylvie come back to this conversation and come to a more satisfying conclusion. I hope that happens actually.

Sylvie using her headpiece against an opponent in the train fight instantly made me think of Wonder Woman. A+. Also, I haven’t mentioned yet but I love the fact that Sylvie’s headpiece looks exactly like God(dess) of Stories Loki’s from Agent of Asgard. Loki’s Ragnarok headpiece definitely had big AoA Loki vibes, but Sylvie’s headpiece is much closer- mostly it’s smaller, which is very Agent of Asgard Loki in general, but the one horn being cut off is specifically a God(dess) of Stories Loki thing and I love that they pulled from that.

Loki throwing the dagger and missing because he’s drunk was hilarious. Not good for Sylvie, but hilarious to watch. Don’t fight while drunk, Loki. Also, he threw “love” at Sylvie and I laughed when I realized that.

I didn’t realize until I saw a parallel gifset of it why Loki carefully going up to Sylvie after her scream felt so familiar- it’s just like how he went up to Thor after Thor overturned the table in Thor 1. The CONTINUINTY!! Absolutely amazing.

While trying to save the Ark Loki was probably thinking a lot about what he saw in the TVA clips of his own people trying to escape Asgard during Ragnarok and that hits kind of hard.

Loki apparently using telekinesis to stop the column from falling on him and Sylvie threw me off a lot until I saw another gifset that included the moment in Thor 2 (trailers only, I think) when he finds out Frigga is dead and all the furniture close to him breaks and flies away from him. The pose was even the same as when he stopped the column. I think he can sort of... push things away from him? (Almost like a Force Push 🤔) He seems to need to stop and tense up his arms while he does it though. And it doesn’t have the green effect the rest of his magic does, which is odd.

Speaking of Loki’s powers, I’ve said this in tags for sure but I’m so happy they’re FINALLY letting Loki hit people with green magic bolts. He does tend to prefer more subtle uses of magic, but I still can’t believe it took over 4 movies for that to happen. It’s kind of a no-brainer magic attack- probably exactly why Loki prefers other things- but you’d think he would’ve done it at least once after 4 movies.

I saw a post point out that by the end of the episode, Sylvie has lost both her headpiece and her cloak/robe thing, which makes me wonder if she’s going to get a new outfit by the end of the show. Or at least different accessories. I’m also curious if she’s going to take up the Enchantress moniker by the end of the show.

Finishing this with theme analysis and theory time:

The revelation that TVA agents used to be variants and were somehow reprogrammed makes so much sense. There’s something immediately shifty about the idea of 3 Time Keepers dictating the fate of everyone in infinite multiverses, and this just solidifies the hint that the Time Keepers are going to be the overall Big Bads. Which makes sense, narratively! But this shifts the TVA agents from villains to victims. Mobius gets to stay sympathetic and so does Sylvie, AND once the TVA agents find out about their origins it puts the same choice onto them that Loki has. They all have a choice now about who they’re going to be. They’re not who they thought they were, but are they going to let themselves be defined by what other people (here, the Time Keepers) think they should be, or are they going to be who they want to be.

This is exactly what Loki: Agent of Asgard is about, by the way. And I know I said in the last post that Loki’s greatest villain is himself, but I’m going to amend that because I didn’t say it quite right. Loki’s greatest villain is his evil self. Loki the god of evil, the Loki that is the villain. Loki (and all the other Asgardians) in Agent of Asgard is genuinely a god, and AoA tells us that gods are defined by belief- they are what people believe them to be. That’s how they exist. So because so many people believe Loki is an evil villain, the universe tries to twist him to fit that role. The plot of AoA is Loki trying to avoid that fate, to be better, be who he wants to be. It’s a meta story. It’s Loki trying to break free of the narrative he’s been part of up until that point. And eventually he manages to break the fourth wall itself and take control of his own narrative by becoming the god of stories. He controls his own story and it no longer matters what other people think he is, only what he thinks of himself. Nobody else gets to change or define him.

AoA’s villain is a future version of Loki that does go back to being evil. He’s basically the cosmic force- destiny, the narrative itself, etc- that’s trying to fit Loki into the “evil” box personified. Loki is seemingly taking that idea and subbing in a different personification for that same idea of lack of choice: the Time Keepers. We know from the Miss Minutes short in episode 1 that the Time Keepers want one timeline. We don’t know if that’s actually to prevent a multiversal war like the short suggests or if that’s just propaganda. When Loki tries to find out more about the war or about the beginning or end of time in episode 2, he can’t access those documents. Something doesn’t seem right there.

Edit: Also, in episode 2 Loki compares the TVA to Asgard by saying both the TVA agents and Asgardians are equally stupid. The reveal of who the TVA agents are adds a new dimension to that comparison. They both see themselves as guardians of the world around them, special, but really they’re no more special than the people they’re fighting to protect. Or in other words, they’re only as “special” (“heroic,” really) as they make themselves.

Also an edit: damn I just realized the continued stupidity of R*gnarok having Fenris and Odin in the same movie and Odin dies but get killed by Fenris. Asgardians have a saying about watching for wolves’ teeth.

I’ve seen the theory around that Sylvie might be a former TVA agent (which seems to be backed up by the midseason trailer I very belatedly saw, oh my GOD TINY SYLVIE!!!!! But also oh no tiny Sylvie at the TVA :() and I really like that. It makes sense. Maybe she went rogue because she realized the TVA is preventing people from choosing for themselves. Maybe she even knows what it is the Time Keepers actually want. Or maybe she’s doing this just for herself because she didn’t enjoy being brainwashed by the TVA and she doesn’t like being told who to be! That is after all part of “what makes a Loki a Loki,” even if she doesn’t use that name anymore.

I’m also wondering (hoping?) if maybe her being a former TVA agent could explain why she’s a mashup of different characters, instead of it just being Marvel mashing characters together because they can. This is mostly wild speculation, but could the TVA possibly have put multiple people’s timelines/memories inside her head? What if she’s in universe an amalgamation of a Loki, an Amora, and/or a Sylvie?

We’ve had some clips of what looks like a Thor 1 era Loki in front of the throne on Asgard- which looks different to me; maybe Loki redecorated? We’ve also gotten a shot of Loki in front of a ruined NYC skyline, including Avengers Tower. Maybe we’ll get an episode where Loki wins and we’ll see different timelines where he wins in different ways, until he realizes that this isn’t actually what he wants?

Whoops this got long??? Thanks for reading if you read this far!

[brittle-doughie]

4th time I've sent this ask sorry if I seem impatient.

Hello! Can I have Y/n as Galacta knight?

Summary on what happens:

In the fight between pitaya and ananas against longan, timekeeper cookie(she lived)was bored and opens a big time rift; on the other side is the fight between the crk brave gang and dark enchantress cookie. Then deep below the earth is a crystal that's teleported to the surface. Everyone looks at the crystal with curiosity. Suddenly the crystal cracks, slowly but surely the crystal breaks. The being takes a deep breath of air. Everyone from crk looks on with curiosity, while the rest excluding timekeepr look on with fear. This being was in old written tablets, not from the witches or the wizards but from a race that existed before earthbread and had mysteriously vanished, The Ancients. The Ancients are an old civilisation that consisted of 2 groups, ones with advanced technology and ones with extraordinary magic. They've made strong artifacts that's laced with magic. Some of these are the Lor Starcutter, a floating ship that's able to traverse to different dimensions; the Galactic Novas, planet sized clockwork stars that can grant one wish when summoned and more artifacts they've made; they still exist but are difficult and dangerous for cookies to try to obtain the artifacts.

Then a being called Void Termina The Destroyer of Worlds, was brought into the world. The Ancients sent 4 warriors, one of them being Y/n, who's known as Galacta knight who holds the title "The strongest warrior in the galaxy" to defeat the dark being. After Void Termina's defeat The Ancients feared their power resulting their imprisonment but not without physical changes(they changed Y/n to look like a cookie not turned to an actual cookie)and has been sealed away since. The ovenbreak cookies, especially the dragons, have every right to fear them for the freed being was Y/n the Galacta knight. After a few seconds they look at their cookie-shaped body then their surroundings, they saw the brave gang and flew towards them at great speeds. As they landed the others braced themselves as Y/n approaches the group. They asked "What is the meaning of this? Why am I released to the world? Did you release me out of pity? Or to make a sad attempt to claim my title." They said the last line coldly laced with anger which sent shivers down every cookie’s back. Then it all clicked for Gingerbrave, Timekeeper cookie must’ve accidentally removed the spell of The Aeon hero's prison, so he explained the situation to the knight. Fortunately for everyone, Galacta knight understood what was told to them, then lotus dragon and snake fruit cookie arrived to the scene to see what happened and saw Y/n. They initially panicked with lotus prepared to fight for their life 'til gingerbrave and the other cookies(and surprisingly lychee; they were in the background)explained to them what happened.

After that chaos ensues as the other dragons and the cake witch are fighting each other. Lotus was about to join 'til Gingerbrave to everyone's surprise, asks the Temporal warrior for help against longan and the cake witch, they agreed with the condition from Gingerbrave to NOT kill longan dragon. Before the cake witch could strike again, it was parried with strong force from an unknown being. Every cookie looked towards the unknown person, much to the horror of the dragons and confusion of Dark enchantress cookie, it was Galacta knight. Before anyone could react they went after the cake witch; it was dealt in short time as after they tanked a few attacks, destroyed it in one strike. Dark enchantress cookie looks at what's once the cake witch in horror; Y/n immediately goes after Longan next. The other 2 where forced to retreat to the group who told them everything whilst Longan starts to dodge for their life as more time rifts appear in the background. As Y/n deals more damage to the dragon they, out of anger, sent a sword beam at Longan dragon who narrowly dodges it, the sword beam continues to travel entering a time rift and cuts an entire planet in half, much to the surprise and mainly fear of the cookies and dragons.

Shortly after Longan is defeated by Y/n and is forced to turn Earthbread back to normal and turn cookies back from stone.The time rifts are closed by croissant cookie(idk how she lived)who greets Gingerbrave. She also saw Y/n and starts to panic and is given a summary of what went down. After that Y/n roams Earthbread and is catching up with Gingerbrave on what happened after their imprisonment with help of other cookies.

Brittle I'm SO SORRY for how long this is. Can we get reactions of the ovenbreak characters involved in the events(crk characters reactions are optional, tho I'd appreciate it if you include crk!Dark Enchantress' reaction)and the aftermath of the ask.

Smol bonus: I like to think he's short tempered and protective to those who he's bonded with after his imprisonment and have long hair that fades from white to faded pink if he had a human form; these information is carried over to Y/n in this ask. Btw I would’ve included an image of Galacta knight's design but Tumblr won’t let me send the ask if I did, so it’s best if you searched up galacta knight and just imagine that he's in the shape of a cookie with armor in neon pink, yellow and white colors and the skin color is mainly grey cuz Y/n takes his role.

Already answered it here, friend.