#and then “he'll kill you”
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Hindsight is 20/20 & all but Big Potion Man Qimir was actually shady as hell
#“how are you supposed to kill a jedi without a weapon? I'm just curious....bc you've failed so many times”#why are you shading your padawan like this sir#qimir#the acolyte#not only that#“you made a deal. you need to kill the jedi. without a weapon”#and then “he'll kill you”#the alarm bells were RINGINGGGGGG
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
#Before anyone comes at me (mentally prepares for it anyway) I know Bruce does variants of this but a) it's pretty clear that most criminals#know Batman won't kill and that at most he'll just beat the crap out of you#b) the Batkids are kids and the things kids will do is way more unpredictable and they're terrifying#batman#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#personal#textpost#shitpost#roll call#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batpost
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#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life#what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam?#rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :))))#jimmy carter#rosalynn carter#henry kissinger#us politics#world politics
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I know you mostly love the Supes in the Boy’s (which same) but I gotta ask— what animals would the Boys be? Can’t stop thinking of Hughie as a giraffe lol
Hmmm . . .
Butcher - Billy Goat
Frenchie - Skunk
Kimiko - Tanuki
MM - Rottweiler
Hughie - Stag ( I like the idea of him having a similar enough silhouette to Butcher that he could mistake him for Lenny when he's soused )
#The Boys#Trashtalk#Anonymous#of course I had to wedge Homelander into this ask that had nothing to do with him.#if I don't include him in every Boys related ask he'll kill me. You understand.#Anyways - really fun question !#Giraffe Hughie is a very cute idea. I have a clear mental image of him hitting his head on door frames.#Having to scrunch his neck like an accordion to fit inside the surveillance van#. . . . is it too late to change my answer for Hughie ?
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Yeah, but you've got a granddaughter? Like, now? Like, today? Back in our time — my time. Ah! Where is she? I don't know. How can you not know?
#ruby sunday#susan foreman#73 yards#doctor who#dw#dwedit#dw spoilers#*#i'm NOT trying to imply anything abt who ruby is/is related to here.#and i don't think this is rly intentional else they'd've had ruby laying her tardis key down along with the flowers at the end.#but i think the being-locked-out connection is interesting. as susan as The First Companion.#[turlough voice] we'll leave or get killed and he'll go on.#but there's a third option! he leaves you.
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Half of Nik's crew are women.
This says some important things about his character, I think. These are strong, able, intelligent women. They wouldn't put up with bullshit; they have chosen to work for Nik for a reason. He's dangerous, brilliant, truly fuckin' terrifying, but he's genuine and respectful.
Sure, he knows how to remove a man's heart through his arsehole while they're still alive, but he also stocks sanitary products in his Heli, ensures dignity and respect at all times but without it being overbearing and chivalrous "because they're women". He treats and pays them as equals. He's a boss with high expectations of them and himself.
I dunno. It's just... when a man like Nikolai, moving in the circles he does, chooses these soldiers and earns their respect (because they could work for anyone)? It's important.
#cod nikolai#call of duty#cod#rogue: everyone knows he's a softie but fuck with him and he'll kill you#you were so right bud
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ark aftermath
#being in the ark with knives who had gathered such immense power definitely fucked with vash's brain#their fight before the ark haunts me. what do you mean 'blackness of decay' jesus christ#it reminds me of 'youve got more of them...scars'#knives seeing that his brother is actively like. dying.#also what do u mean knives tried to merge with him. that definitely took a toll on both of them#anyway so vash has vivid hallucinations of his brother and whatnot#wolfwood hates himself for that obviously#just imagine the horror he would experience if vash called him 'knives'#vash literally spitting blood because 1) anxiety 2) hes so fucking tired and tortured and shit#he wants a break guys give him a break#but ooobviously vash (the man he is) he'll never accuse wolfwood of trapping him in the ark. of betraying him etc#so he'll just be happy to be there alive and relatively well and hope the same for his brother#at least for the time being before vash meets him and kills him#this is the longest comic ive made sorry if it feels a bit rushed/not well concluding#best i can do#its been kicking my ass for the past week and i just wanted to be done w it#trigun#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun maximum#trigun fanart#my art#millions knives#<- for a fragment of a second#what else#tw hallucinations#tw blood#tw emetophobia
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and then would come the murder you will never survive– your brother, sam
the profoundly rattled face dean makes right after cain tells him he'll kill sam. like someone just grotesquely ripped his arteries out. he looks shaken and filled with cowardice. his steadfast mask of unshakable fortitude shattered completely. It's almost as bad as a helpless child at the end of the world. absouletly terrifed. nothing brings him to his knees and breaks his soul quite like sam. It's like watching a proud king stripped of all his grandeur. It's so satisfying bc he does not make these expressions because of anyone else
#also great choice of words on cain#he's like you'll kill your friends castiel and then *life alternatingly separate category* would come the kill you will never survive#the emphasis that dean would survive becoming a murder machine and killing everyone they know#but when it comes to sam even as dean is utterly consumed by the mark he will Never survive it like there's just nothing after this#there's no continuation after this no possible comeback like even when he becomes a shell of himself with no trace of his former self#he'll still be absouletly rattled by sam's death even as a monster and he'll be paralyzed for life. its beautiful#dean winchester#samdean#mine
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jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.
and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.
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it doesn't go too well.
indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.
jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-
flick!
ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??
"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs
you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking
his smile widens slightly.
"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"
he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.
"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"
oh. you don't think it is anymore.
but your heart sure is.
#inspired by that time my crush made me spicy noodles and i finished all of it bc🥺💕💕#psa!!! drinking too much water at a time can kill you so be careful!#another snippet for my zero spice tolerance ppl!! jamil has to work around that little issue hehe#hes totally planning to learn other non spicy dishes and cuisines#but for now he'll focus on dessert hehe#this is written kinda messily oops#its 3am and jamil wouldn't leave my mind jade is getting mad so here#rinna rants#twstnexus#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland jamil#jamil viper#jamil viper x reader#twst jamil x reader#twst jamil#twst jamil viper
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I am obsessed with this
#truly i am#I did NOT remember he said that#i stumbled on this quote by accident#“i WILL MAKE arthur king”???#baby are you listening to yourself#do you realise what you've just said#obsessed with the concept of merlin as a kingmaker#they told merlin “he's going to become a great king. he'll be remembered in ages to come”#and merlin said “i will MAKE him the greatest king ever if it kills me”#“and no one can stop me”#self-fulfilling prophecies or something#idk. leave me alone.#merlin#ep 1x13
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that blender bit is really the most of all time 🥺 i love the way you write them so so much, it makes my heart so full 💗🥺
It's the most softly indulgent thing I've written yet, I've outdone myself haha. Just the thought of Kabru, someone who we routinely see throughout the series denying himself comfort and gentle care, being with someone who never stops trying to take care of the people around him, even complete strangers and his enemies, even if it would be 10000x easier not to bother and no one would think less of him
idk it just wrecks me man
#dungeon meshi#dunmesh spoilers#laios#kabru#labru#it's why it kills me to see people discredit their friendship#or say that kabru only suffers laios' company because he's king now and kabru just wants to help the people of melini#kabru: a character we have never once seen eating something that he enjoys#and the first thing laios does for him (with 0 prompting) is make him something to eat#that he has every reason to think kabru would like#and then later promises to get him something he'll actually like (even if it's something laios himself isn't interested in)#if youre a kabru enjoyer and that doesn't make you emotional idk what else would lol
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thinking about Dan in CFAU and just how different he needs to be (in my opinion) in order for Danny's whole thing to work. Canon Danny with Dan's influence, would never even consider thinking of killing anyone even after losing people close to him because he'd be scared of becoming like him. CFAU Danny however has been festering in this hurt and anger for years and wants the Joker dead and is plotting it. I don't think he'd do that with Dan's influence.
I explained how Rath came to be in this post here. Things happened in TUE as normal -- Danny's family dies, he lives with Vlad, Vlad rips out his ghost half. The difference here is that not only was Danny in a grieving state (something exclusive to banshees that the post goes into) but he also doesn't end up fusing with Vlad.
What happens instead is that Danny's ghost half, consumed already with grief and now enraged by being murdered and lied to by Vlad, destroys him completely and disappears into the ghost zone. He traps himself unintentionally in a negative feedback loop of grief, and as a human spirit banshee, cannot mentally handle the constant agony and sorrow he's experiencing. What happens is that he ends up driving himself insane with misery.
So the difference here, ultimately, between Dan and Rath, is that at the end of the day; Dan is fully aware of his actions. He knows what he's doing is wrong, and delights in it. He acknowledges his lack of humanity and feels no remorse in doing what he does.
Rath? He's... not. Not really. Dan is a hulking mass of muscle; tall, towering, terrifying. He loves what he does and does what he loves. Rath, however, appears as a scrawny young boy in raggedy clothes far too big for him, hunched in on himself while dirty, unkempt hair curtains his face and hides whatever he doesn't have ducked down in his curled-in form.
Rath is locked in a constant, unending state of sorrow and misery. He, for lack of better words, is unable to perceive the world around him properly and lashes out terribly and violently at anyone or anything that catches his attention. The only thing that he knows is that his family is gone, his other half is gone, that everyone he loves is gone, gone, gone.
He is a zombie apocalypse wrapped up in the form of a malnourished child, wandering the world in search of people who are not there, and becomes furious if you're not them. He is constantly crying, but he's been crying for so long that he's all but lost his voice. Meaning anyone trying to keep an ear out for him has to listen for soft, pained gasps and quiet whimpering, and wonder if the sound they're hearing are hurt survivors, or the very thing they're running from.
As a result, Rath's influence on Danny isn't that he's scared of doing something bad and becoming like him. He's scared of losing control of himself and dooming himself and others to eternal misery. As a result, he's adamant that things that he's done were not done out of pure emotion, but were active choices he made.
Up to and including killing the Joker. There's enough grief and rage behind his views on him that anyone could argue, especially knowing that Danny's a ghost, that he was not in the right mind when he did it. He was blinded by his emotions and was not in the right mental capacity, he had no control over himself. It'd work as a convincing argument.
If it weren't for Danny himself arguing against it. Killing the Joker was a choice he made, fully and willingly. It was autonomous, premeditated murder and he won't accept anything else -- it was not a fit of passion, it was not act of insanity, it was a decision. He won't accept it being anything else but revenge either, and if anyone tries to claim that it was a necessary evil he will yell at them. He didn't do this for the betterment of the public, that was just a fortunate side effect. He did it for himself and Jason. If you wanted it to be a necessary evil, then you should've killed him yourself. It was a selfish evil and he knows it.
In the end, Dan’s existence would prevent Joker’s death. Rath’s existence only solidifies it.
Rath's complete difference from Dan is one of my favorite parts about this au even if he never makes a direct appearance.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc au#childhood friends au#cfau#dead on main#while cfau danny does not believe that killing is the answer to anything and taking a life should not be something done easily the joker is#the only exception to this rule. and that's because much like how danny will never escape his grief because he died with it. he'll never#escape the rage he feels over Jason's murder and the hatred he feels against his killer. he will never not want the joker dead and he will#never not want to rip him apart with his bare hands. but *wanting* and *needing* are two different things. there is still a choice in#danny's hands and in the end he decides that killing him is what he wants to do. it is an inherently selfish evil that is ultimately done#out of love. it's complex and yet so simple. 'you killed my best friend. prepare to die'.#'i could move on but i cannot and i will not. not until this injustice is righted. only then will i find peace'#in the end. jason todd is not the vengeful spirit -- danny is.
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I saw people talking about that scene where Yassen shot Max as a huge betrayal of Alex and it's kinda funny to me like yeah he involved Alex in a murder but also I cannot emphasise enough that Alex decided to join a criminal organisation. People have been telling him he'll need to kill for days now, Alex has watched them kill multiple people already, I get that it sucks for him but you cannot team up with a known killer and be that shocked when actually his secret extra mission was to kill
#alex rider spoilers#alex rider#yassen gregorovich#alex x yassen#alex rider tv#like hot take i guess but actually i don't think he lied to alex when alex asked him about why he was coming#he just avoided the question and said something else that's true (and is part of his underlying reason for coming)#he already told alex he wouldn't just tell him everything like mrs jones might#it's the way yassen has been working for a decade and a half. you get told the essentials and don't ask questions#not answering alex's questions and holding back info/not sharing all the details of yassen's part of the mission is not the same as lying#i mean i guess the real issue here is that alex does not want to kill or be involved in a murder#which is not something yassen and scorpia have ethical concerns about ashdflhs#and is something they have basically told him he'll need to get over already#once again i cannot stress enough that alex is literally surrounded by known killers and teamed up with them
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Hey dont mean to sound weird but your scraptrap is very handsome
you are the first person i have ever witnessed say the words scraptrap and handsome in the same sentence 🙏bless
#thanks ^_^ i mean he should be thanking YOU but y'know. he'll kill you before ever admitting to that#ask#scraptrap#fnaf
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Thinking about the inherent tragedy of being Gaz
#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod mw2#cod gaz#kyle gaz garrick#cod fanart#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty fanart#thinking about gaz specifically in#BLOOD||HUNGER#his role is small but still#Lieutenant Gaz watching the world fall apart#willing to let his best friend try to find some sort of purpose in life#even if it kills him. Because he'll be dead either way.#in another universe they'll all be happy together. But not in this one#anyway really had fun with the background in this one as you can tell lmao#started working on the requests btw just had this wip and I felt like finishing it
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