#and their ship name shall be

[slavhew]

two guys enter a closet

[someiicecube]

three realm sandwich (deconstructed) but make it a sleep chart

[eggsploded]

2:30 PM at a burger king on a thursday activities

[mynameisvarian]

Even in the apocalypse I'll be there with you

Because at the end of the day, You'll always be my dad.

[mikansei]

from the trailblazer's perspective:

we met some weird guy who wears a statue on his head, who was kind of a dick to us, but then we went on a little entomological field trip where he was oddly encouraging. surprisingly nice to us afterward for all that he literally interrogated us first. but herta runs around as a doll and we're plenty weird ourselves, so dr. ratio is whatever, i guess. we probably think of him as "that weirdo who was on the herta space station once," which is an association i'm sure he'd hate - but hey, at least we don't call him "scholar king."

from the trailblazer's perspective:

we met some flashy IPC guy because we accidentally held him up in line at the hotel check-in, himeko tried to negotiate and it turns out he's a professional cutthroat negotiator, but it all worked out and he gave us his fancy room. he also loomed over us with freaky glowing eyes and maybe threatened us, but it was kinda vague and it's not like he really hurt us. well... until he did. the trailblazer gets the opportunity to be verbally sore about that, but the fight didn't really feel like cocolia, like phantylia; like aventurine had gone mad and wanted to take over and/or destroy the world. his grandstanding didn't make any sense to us at the time, though, and fighting him sucked ass. but we lived and - as we found out eventually - so did he.

then the trailblazer boards the radiant feldspar, and we see aventurine's hologram talking with ...boothill? okay. who explicitly says they're working out some kind of shady underhanded deal to find oswaldo schneider which, subtlety thy name is not boothill, but that's none of our business i guess. but aventurine's there(-ish) and alive and not cackling mad, which is an improvement.

then we go into the next room over and see that herta space station weirdo, dr. ratio.

huh???

and the first thing he says to us is "no wonder that gambler likes you so much."

huh???????

everything about this is news to the trailblazer. since when is dr. ratio not only on penacony, but in the dreamscape, aboard the exclusive invitation-only dream cruise ship? since when does he not only know of aventurine, but was apparently on this mission with him? since when does aventurine like us??? we just got done mutually trying to kill each other! his hologram didn't seem sore about it, which is great for us, but doesn't exactly translate into "like!"

why are we hearing this from him and not aventurine? why does he know aventurine's thoughts on us in the first place?

dr. ratio really just shows up, yaps about aventurine unprompted, recommends us reading material, complains about the crowd and then is like "k i'm done here. ur dismissed."

the trailblazer had bigger things to think about but i, the player, do not. the fandom at large may feel like 2.3 fell flat, but the fall of the roman empire is still within the wheelhouse of my roman empire. i never left the radiant feldspar. i am still aboard this fucking ship.

[neotrix-09]

"FunnyGummy" this, "Bunnydoll" that -

LET'S GET (Legally) WEIRD.

[viserya-firstofhername]

[...] and the dragons danced.

― George R.R. Martin, Fire & Blood

[certifiedlucifersimp]

Diavolo and Beelzebub going out wearing pudding costumes to go to the pudding restaurant to eat pudding and talk about pudding.

[thecrowslullaby]

Don't get me wrong, i love all the fanart of Satine and Obi during their teen years, but alas, i still remember how awkward i used to look as a teen and i refuse to believe they didn't suffer the same fate.

[3nergyspirit]

Oops .

Original image ^ had to join the band wagon lol

@justanidiotartist look what I did 😁

[tiffs-space]

The way these two are so similar 😭😭 doing the same pose <333

Also I love the fact that they were fighting/arguing again in episode 2. I want that to be a reoccurring thing between them LOL they're so cute Istg

[blackcoldcrackedheart]

Okay, truth be told, I actually like that we have multiple ship names.

Like to me they each sound cute and you can use them in different ways.

General Buck and Tommy stuff? BuckTommy

Spice it up? FireBeast or Kinkly

Trying to sound cool? FirePilot (I like this one so don't @ me!)

Trying to be romantic? Tevan (only because any time Lou says Evan as Tommy I just see 😍)

Trying to sound all marriage official? Kinley

Like we got choices.

[someiicecube]

"That Damned Angel..."

part 1

part 2

"An... Unexpected Reaction."

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[incesthemes]

me, at the bar of the mexican restaurant eating $1 tacos sacrilegiously dipped in the complimentary salsa: once sam winchester becomes disillusioned with the christian god, his faith undergoes a transformation that is the genesis of dean's apotheosis. dean is sam's god, overbearing and righteous, enacting his divine judgment upon the evil of the world. and sam, the fallen angel looking up at the heavens contained within dean's eyes, longs for redemption of his sins, even as his nature commands he sin more. it's the destiny of the abomination and the righteous man; they were born into this fate and they are helpless to stop it. sam never loses his faith—he just finds a new god.

[mynameisvarian]

My dad can beat up your dad

Not sure who David is fighting so uh- let's pretend he fought Daniel or something cause I need more Badass Dadvid in my life.

[grand-line-shenanigans]

Yippee!!