#and the stache obvs

[chromaherder]

Love your guy. Hes just 👃🥐couldnt find mustache emoji closest was crossoint

The resemblance is uncanny

[laulo821]

funfact! lavender is his favourite flower

he's offering you some cuz . c-cuz it scientifically helps with insomnia, anxiety and depression and he cares about your well-being, not because he likes you or anything. disregard the big heart behind him. and his little hands.

[teruthecreator]

ohhhhh my mustache is finally getting dark enough to be noticeable >:-))))))

[montymollusk]

on the subject of my skincare rant. salicylic acid (main ingredient in a lot of facial cleansers, especially cerave) is a DHT blocker, which means it prevents facial hair from growing as thickly or evenly. if you’re struggling to grow facial hair and your cleanser has salicylic acid in it you might want to switch to something else

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Hi, I absolutely LOVE your writing. I understand your requests are closed but I had to throw this idea out before I forget: JEALOUS/ANGRY sex with Tan. Preferably female reader in a situation where someone tries to get at her and he’s just not having it, but ultimately plot is up to wtv your heart desires. I just KNOW he likes it rough 😝 (w/ consent obv)

hii!! thank you sm! super yummy idea. thanks for requesting, hope you like it💌

ATTENTION.

tangerine x fem!reader — smut

word count. 374

warnings. 18+ only. rough pinv, little bit of face grabbing, tan being a tad possessive. minors dni

Your right leg is hiked over Tangerine's shoulder, the other loosely enveloping the back of his thigh - your leg is limp, foot bobbing with the juddering movements of his hips. His body hovering atop, his weight supported on his hands either side of you.

"Not so gobby now, are'ya?" he whispers beside your ear, the edge of his stache tickling at the lobe. "Had all that to say, now you can't even say two words," he taunts, tone low and amused.

All you can muster in response are measly choked-out whines, those same ones he's pulled from you all night - all since you got home from the bar. You nod, fingers tightening around his wrists beside you.

"You like leading other fuckers on? Is that what you like?" he teases, cock stilling inside of you. He pauses, bringing one of his hands to your face - thumb and fingers digging into your cheeks to pout your lips, making you look up at him. "You get off on making me watch, hm?"

You nod faintly, growing almost bashful from his comment.

He was right - you did like to entertain flirtatious attempts from drunken guys at the bar. You loved to make him watch and have him grow restless while you got flirted with, all of it happening within his eyeline. It was nothing but a harmless fun.

Tangerine would never admit it, but there was something possessive and seedy about it that also got him off. Maybe it was him simply knowing that those guys never stood a chance.

And that's how it all got to this - him having to remind you he's not one for your silly, petty games. His weight pushed down onto the back of your open thigh, his cock drilling into you, making an utter state of the sweet thing between your legs.

He loosens his grip on your face and finally starts to move inside of you again. He keeps his eyes on you below, gaze honed in on yours. "Don't go all shy on me now," he whispers between the close distance, lips almost skimming yours. "You like the attention, don't you, love?"

You hum faintly, extending your neck slightly to kiss him. "A little."

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

y'ever just remember two blorbos and go a little insane for a hot minute

also hi yes this is based off of that one photo of ethan and gavin from the musical n obviously their designs are inspired by their costumes

i didn't change squidward much aside from the fact that mine is wearing a wig bc he's insecure about being prematurely bald, but spongebob i went a lot more liberal with -- clothes that are too big for him, dorky glasses, and a fuckin pube stache to show that he's obvs not a kid but still acts like one

they are my bleebuses........

[finnoahsource]

honestly, some men can never grow facial hair, and many can't usually do more than a goatee area (tache and chin) so they stick with that if they do grow hair properly. some have a sort of stubble shadow of a goatee which can look very stylish. its not all that common to be able to grow a full mountain beard which is why its something men thrive on if they can! i dont think its bad for his age tbh, and he doesnt seem like the body hair type so it's not surprising. at least its not literally bum fluff hahah.

on the other hand noah actually can grow a full beard but never does. i think fandom would melt if he let it grow! obv he would be super groomed with it too, like george michael lol. designer stubble fr

and we are thankful every day he surpassed bum fluff growing levels 🙏 nah it's not bad for his age and honestly even over the past year it seems like he's already been able to grow more. it's just hard to tell bc he'd be consistently having to shave it when going back to filming lmao. he clearly likes it on himself so what you said about men thriving with what they get rings true HAHA

designer stubble 😭 why is that the most noah thing! I've seen people say, that he said he doesn't grow out his facial hair on purpose, he prefers clean shaven? which makes sense to me, it's funny the boys need to swap lmfaoo. he'll totally grow it out one day though, or maybe even for a role... that'll look so good. for now I am SO happy with his stache shadow, for some reason the hint of facial hair is just as handsome to me?

[girlwithnomemory1563]

r u serious

pardon my lack of posts; i actually haven't had much time to make poor decisions! just smoke too much, sleep too little and work all of my days away! :,} so actually, a pat on my back is needed since i've been good these past weeks. despite my lack of activity, i have lots of yapping to partake in. i'll try to include a TL;DR at the end to sum it all up.

so we went out thursday! i slept most of the day and then met up with my friend, jane to get ready together. we smoked with her family (hello) and i ended up leaving with a cool ass ashtray! its a pyramid and it opens up to hold all of my roaches :3

ok ok then we head off to her boyfriends dorm and we pregammed with some sort of peachy alcohol... i forgot. but we drank almost the whole damn handle between the three of us before going so i came into the bar just looking for some funsies. immediately, omg, i spot this tall ass hunk of guy (so cringe but if y'all saw him, heeyunk is all you'd think) so ofc im like, ok mental note made. idk if the universe wanted us to meet or if we're just both tall so we saw each other over the crowd LMAO. anywho, we get in there and start dancing after chatting with all of our friends. i got to see an old coworker from my first job! then got scolded by her for being underaged! she actually unleashed a whole bunch of lore onto me abt this other girl we worked with who i actually had such a huge crush on. blah blah basically the girl cheated on the coworker i ran into with her ex and her now current bf. and then ran off to texas! huh!

ANYWAYS OMG we get back onto the dance floor and i see the large man in my radius again. he was like blonde and had the serial killer glasses and a good ass pedo stache. and he was just sooo beefy you have no idea oh my god. and he was 6'5. 6'5!! i'm a 5'10 girl so he's already won me. so we've like seen each other at this point but i keep dancing obviously. the music was so good that night actually, wasn't the normal overplayed playlist. and while im dancing, he somehow ends up in front of me with my group of friends between us and shoves into my friend! and my friend yells at him so obviously i watch with intent and then im like "guys WAIT hes literally a cadet PLS show some respect" so we all saluted him. and he rolled his eyes and i came. lmao jk but it was stupidly attractive and made me reflect abt myself.

we keep going in and out of the bar to smoke and finally, and i've forgotten how we started talking, but he ends up beside me and my friend so i talked to his hunky ass! he was wearing one of those baja (? i googled the style) hoodie in the bar so im like "are you not hot?" and blah blah blah. and we start dancing. and his strong ass beefy arms stayed around me and he was so big grrr. and this bitch bumped into jane so obv jane apologizes. and then the bitch's little goonie ass friend is like "yeah sorry you were in the way.." pardon? so jane comes and tells me and i whip around real quick to find this munchkin bc hey, i have my snake belly ring in so like obv i can do so damage..../not serious at all. and this man...this hunk man...like moved me to be beside him and was like looking for her too! he was down for the gang!

oh god im yapping and i havent even gotten to the GOOD PARTTT. ok so we all go outside and i sit in the chair next to him and we're just chatting. and then he just seamlessly pulls me into his lap??? didn't even struggle? came once again. so im sitting in his lap chatting with him and we go to get up and leave and this man...picks me up and does curls with me still in his arms....never wanted to ride a man's face more than right then and there. so in this moment i have decided im not leaving without this man. and it wasnt even that hard! i mentioned i was going to sleep in jane's boyfriend's floor and he was like "pls i have a bed for you to sleep in" and i was like "say less". i do need more survival instincts BUT you dont get it. if u were feeling the liquor like i was while feeling his huge buff arm around my neck in the bar then you'd understand that i had no other choice. actually lmao as we left, my other friend stella grabbed me and was like "ma he looks like jeffrey dahmer, think abt it" and did! i did think! with my dick!

so we drive to this dingy frat house in the woods (once again, survival is not my middle name hey) and we get in this room that's not even his btw, and there's a bed with a futon next to it. this jackass tells me im sleeping on that futon! and as we were leaving, he was like "no funny business tho, im going to bed" like ok! right! ok ok! but he was just pranking me after i had already started cleaning it up. so we get in bed and start watching tv and im like, abt to explode from horny since i now have this beef cake down to his underwear next to me in bed, so i say "fr no funny business?" and he's all like "i guess some wouldn't hurt" so we start kissing. ok kisser! not a lot of tongue but i get it! and then i move to give him head eventually and he's like instantly "how tf are u so good at blowjobs" and it really stroked my ego so bad. and he came really quick and it didnt throw me off bc for some reason, every man ive been with has ejaculated prematurely in everything. and then we try to go to bed and we're spooning and his boner is pushing into me so im like "you don't want to have sex?" and he says "nope!" and im like "ok! can i ask why!" and he's like

"i'm waiting until marriage!"

ok! ok...! ...ok... i respect that completely bc he went on abt how its like the highest form of discipline to be able to resist sex. so i'm like "ok just put me in the queue when u start sexing people" and we talk a little bit more and then off to sleep we go. so ive made him cum once so far and ive came zero times. which is ok! no its not. but whatever.

we wake up and like, he seemed sorta into me the previous night but i think he saw what i looked like in normal daylight and with no makeup so it turned him off. but we talk some more and i find out my friends killed my vape the night before so obv i bitch abt it. and hes like "i have another vape for you" and he meant his penis! so i give him head again and then he goes to pee. and this man farts so manly and loudly that i could hear it from the room and i cant even say anything. like i knew his tummy felt so much better after that. but then he gets a cup of coffee, doesn't offer me a cup minus 5 points, and then we talk some more. and he checked himself out in the tv reflection as he talked to me. minus like 2 points bc once again, hes beefy so i get it. then he drives me back to my rink dink ass 2005 honda accord and hes like "ah..it says a lot abt you" Hello? Get tf out of my face??

but yeah i left and we haven't talked since! i doubt i'll ever see him again bc hes currently a student at an out of state college. he went to the college in my town for the previous three years and studied biochem...splooged again. but yeah he was just down here for his birthday weekend. so i'll most likely never see him again but if i do, im coming with a wedding certificate so we can bone.

tl;dr: met an amazingly hunky guy, hyped him up so hard in my head, got to his crib and drops the abstinence bomb. i made him cum twice, i came zero. a lose for me but hey...he was so fucking fine i'd do it again any day of the week.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Here's Wainlock asks !

1- What is Wainwright and Hammerlock's favorite thing about each other ever, and is there any reason why ?

2- Where do you think their first date was...what abiut their honeymoon.......

3- What's your favorite thing to draw when you're drawing them :3

Asking this to either of them is weird because they love every little bit of one another and picking a favorite thing is impossible difficulty hardmode only 5% of people can beat this level. That being said expect them to list at least 5 things and scoff when you say you're supposed to only have 1 favorite thing.

Their meeting, that hunting expedition, was also sort of their first date lmao. Their "proper" first date was a picnic that turned into gunplay when jabbers stole their food. As for their honeymoon Alistair mentions something about hunting the e-lope of the Vercuvian Peninsula for that, and I agree lmao. He gets to kill a thing and Winny gets to go sightseeing and buying silly novelty mugs in the local towns. Win-win situation.

Hair. I know everyone says Wainwright's hair the hardest part of him to draw but for me it's the easiest. Not just because it's muscle memory atp but also because I just kinda bullshit it and it still looks good. For Alistair his hair and stache are essentially fused into one solid blob and it's a blast 2 draw, very stimmy. (I do not like drawing solid flat hair because my hand shakes a bit and because it is simply not Stimulating) And obvs I also love drawin on their wrinkles and such, those lil' lines are like salt on caramel, without it the flavor just ain't there.

[simulation-machine]

Aside from giving him a bushier ‘stache and rich dude hair, I didn’t touch up Geoffrey Landgraab all that much. About half of his outfits stayed the same since I see him as a kinda Ned Flanders that is just really into his wife.

Obvs he worships the ground Nancy walks on, especially when she wears tall heels.  

[bryan-cranston-is-hot]

the fact that this p○rn stache look only gets 5 minutes of screen time is criminal

[fryologyy]

I was gonna make Robotnik part of the Rokkaku (i mean, c’mon, perfect name and everything) but then i remembered that he’s an anarchist and sonic is the one who works with the cops sooooooooooooo :))))

[woodsybabe]

yeeyee 🤠

[corgisocks]

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[leslie-lyman]

chubby well fed happy soft Pero? you have my attention!🤩😍

Okay SO: this thought popped into my head the other day and it will NOT leave me alone!

Like, okay, in the movie they make Pero all caveman-looking at the beginning, but for all he needs a haircut he still seems very fit for someone who just spent months on the road trying not to get killed. BUT what if that’s not always the case? What if in the time leading up to meeting Tessa he wasn’t getting enough food regularly because he’s wandering around looking for work and that is not a consistent thing? This man is feral about food for a reason. Willem Dafoe even tells him in the film to slow down when he’s eating because he doesn’t have to worry, meals are regular at the wall, etc., and that’s not something Pero is used to.

So maybe when he gets to Tessa’s he’s just a liiiiiiiittle thinner than he should be because shit’s been tough for him lately (though to be fair it was the Middle Ages, every day was tough for everyone). And suddenly he’s in an environment where the food is basically unlimited, and he’s being introduced to all these new foods that are a lot richer in fats/calories/etc., and he isn’t expending energy to travel, fight, hunt, survive anymore. He’s a little like a big grumpy bear preparing to hibernate, eating more than he ever has in his life and being much more idle.

And maybe that starts to show. His body is no longer in survival mode and even after just a month or so of this his face starts to fill out a little, his belly gets a little bit squishier, his whole body just softens because it’s being loved taken care of by Tessa.

So imagine Pero a little less like this:

And a little more like this (I’ve always loved the way Pedro looks in this interview during the Max Lord era, tho obvs Pero retains the scruff and the ‘stache):