#and the stache obvs

[chromaherder]

Love your guy. Hes just 👃🥐couldnt find mustache emoji closest was crossoint

The resemblance is uncanny

[laulo821]

funfact! lavender is his favourite flower

he's offering you some cuz . c-cuz it scientifically helps with insomnia, anxiety and depression and he cares about your well-being, not because he likes you or anything. disregard the big heart behind him. and his little hands.

[proofread]

i ❤️ my shitty facial hair

[mymoshangthoughts]

i think i have the unpopular opinion that airplane is an egotist lol

i do enjoy reading fics where he's like "i dont deserve good things, this guy is way out of my league" and i do totally get where people are coming from when they characterize him that way but more and more lately im just like

"what about the comments?"

like i dont think that airplane has a SUPER high opinion of himself, but i think he's just kinda... confident? like when he reads fucking essays online about how his writing sucks he's able to laugh his ass off over it and even join in the fray. so i keep thinking rather than him being like "i dont deserve this nice thing", he'd more have a "SCORE! nice thing for me!! WHOO!" reaction. and when a bad thing happened, instead of being super "this is the saddest day of my life, someone was mean to me", he'd be more "omfg did you like fr waste your time being mean to me? thats actually pretty embarrassing for you lmfao, r u oki bro?"

like kinda that terminally online asshole internet troll of a person who just doesnt take shit seriously and has enough self esteem to just legitimately not give a fuck when someone is shitty

ofc it's different with demons who can literally skin him alive, theres a huge difference between someone saying "youre ugly" and someone breaking every bone in his body, so its not like he doesn't cower when necessary

but also inwardly he just has the confidence to not be effected much by cowering. like "lol imma hug this thigh bc i aint stupid but the fact that this asshole needs me to hug his thigh says a looottttt more about him than it says about me"

idk im just kinda wanting to see more unapologetically confident airplane who just does not give a fuck about anyones opinion so long as the opinion is coming from someone who cant actually fuck him over in a significant way. like sha hualing? obvs care about her opinion, she can gut him. some rando disciple? "lmfao out of my way loser, im gay"

also i kinda wanna see that confidence stripped away until he's a mewling mess but thats just my desire to break down confident characters and make them cry pfff

its so much funnier to me if airplane was actually a pretty impervious sort of person, it's only the extreme nature of his current situation that turned him into a crybaby lmfao

idk if im making sense, i just kinda think of airplane as being a hilarious mixture of "the most self assured guy you've ever met, to an obnoxious extent" and "wait does he have any self esteem at all?!? is he okay?!?" in a fun contradictory way, cuz thats the impression i got of him from canon

also modern au mobei jun getting Very upset bc it feels absolutely impossible to get under airplane's skin. like he's sitting here trying his best to get a reaction and airplane is just "lmfao yea but idgaf abt your opinion sooooooooo"

look, i also think it'd just be awesome if mobei jun is actually most attracted to the egotistical side of shang qinghua. like sure, he thinks that cowering sobbing pathetic hamster shang qinghua is delicious, but give him shang qinghua cackling arrogantly at his detractors with the air of an emperor? mobei jun might actually faint with desire

so like, mobei jun visiting an ding peak so much initially because shang qinghua is sus as fuck and all that jazz, but eventually he's sneaking in as often as possible so that he gets to peak that side of shang qinghua.

like he first notices it when shang qinghua is too absorbed in his paperwork to remember there's a demon lord casually napping on his bed and starts making fun of the lousy penmanship, his fellow disciples, other peak lords, no one is except from his sharp mocking tongue and laughing criticism. but he notices it more and more

someone comes to qinghua's door to throw their weight around? sure, qinghua acts all small and harmless with them there but when they leave, he's cackling about "annndd that pathetic loser thinks that no one knows abt his porn stache, pssshhh, get on my level pleb. especially with your frankly boring as fuck tastes" and qinghua has a dirty sense of humor too and it's sort of driving mobei jun insane

so maybe sometimes he shows up at the peak without announcing his presence, trying to peak what sort of shit that shang qinghua might say about him behind his back and mmaaaayyybbe mobei jun is a bit excited at the prospect and disappointed when it's difficult to hear his name on shang qinghua's tongue

until one glorious day when his timing is just right and shang qinghua is neck deep in the middle of northern desert paperwork and he lets loose and mobei jun isnt sure whats worse: the things that shang qinghua's biting insults are doing to him or how, in stark comparison to the way that shang qinghua insults to others, all of shang qinghua's insults are accompanied by dirty commentary about mobei jun's body and potential sexual prowess in a quite positive light. normally shang qinghua is all "lmfao mr. never-gonna-get-fucked qi-ge is gonna tell me what to do? tough shit my lil bitch, i might be your daddy but i know the full depth of malicious compliance! go back to your brat-kink with jiu-whatever. you might as well be dickless for all the success you've had, mr. virgin mcbitch" but with mobei jun it's a lot more like "oh so mr. sexier than the fucking literal god of this world could have imagined in his dirtiest dreams wants this paperwork by next week? unreasonable brat, so spoiled, i should spoil him, he'd look reeeeaallly hot when spoiled absolutely rotten beneath me hehehh wait above me? hm, anyway, he's being a little bitch but i'll forgive it for that face but also man i wanna just pinch those fucking cheeks sometimes and then--man i bet he'd be really fucking wild in the sack to and--"

absolutely charmed by the display, mobei jun immediately reveals himself and beats shang qinghua senseless as a very clear indication of his intentions. to his absolute dismay, he never hears shang qinghua insulting him again and he doubles the beatings in desperation to somehow get shang qinghua's attention

(shang qinghua does not, in fact, have any actual bad blood against his zhangmen-shixiong, he just has a bad habit of going for the throat when he's in the middle of a tirade bc he was once an internet troll who shamelessly thrived on the anonymity of being able to say anything to anyone. he just really likes to talk shit and if he was in a position of power, would absolutely abuse it to talk shit alllll the time lmfao)

anyway i got pretty off topic bUT MY POINT IS that shang qinghua is best (imho) when he is a shameless egotistical shit-talker who's more or less impervious to the criticism of others

((man just fucking IMAGINE mobei jun's reaction when the ascension ceremony happens? like he FINALLY gets shang qinghua to talk shit to his face no less and then IMMEDIATELY gets abandoned. and like, it was kinda Really Bad Timing and also mobei jun never really wanted to just be a passive participant! he wanted to retort back! he wanted a back and forth! he wanted to refute shang qinghua's claims that he was spoiled just as much as he wanted to hear those claims! he wants the push and pull!!!! SO WHY IS SHANG QINGHUA RUNNING AWAY THAT FUCKING TEASE?!?!))

also as a general note i do think that shang qinghua's whole impervious thing is prolly routed in a lot of the trauma of being unwanted by family and all of that stuff, there was no one around to build his ego up so he built it up all on his own and he's really fucking good at building things up

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Hi, I absolutely LOVE your writing. I understand your requests are closed but I had to throw this idea out before I forget: JEALOUS/ANGRY sex with Tan. Preferably female reader in a situation where someone tries to get at her and he’s just not having it, but ultimately plot is up to wtv your heart desires. I just KNOW he likes it rough 😝 (w/ consent obv)

hii!! thank you sm! super yummy idea. thanks for requesting, hope you like it💌

ATTENTION.

tangerine x fem!reader — smut

word count. 374

warnings. 18+ only. rough pinv, little bit of face grabbing, tan being a tad possessive. minors dni

Your right leg is hiked over Tangerine's shoulder, the other loosely enveloping the back of his thigh - your leg is limp, foot bobbing with the juddering movements of his hips. His body hovering atop, his weight supported on his hands either side of you.

"Not so gobby now, are'ya?" he whispers beside your ear, the edge of his stache tickling at the lobe. "Had all that to say, now you can't even say two words," he taunts, tone low and amused.

All you can muster in response are measly choked-out whines, those same ones he's pulled from you all night - all since you got home from the bar. You nod, fingers tightening around his wrists beside you.

"You like leading other fuckers on? Is that what you like?" he teases, cock stilling inside of you. He pauses, bringing one of his hands to your face - thumb and fingers digging into your cheeks to pout your lips, making you look up at him. "You get off on making me watch, hm?"

You nod faintly, growing almost bashful from his comment.

He was right - you did like to entertain flirtatious attempts from drunken guys at the bar. You loved to make him watch and have him grow restless while you got flirted with, all of it happening within his eyeline. It was nothing but a harmless fun.

Tangerine would never admit it, but there was something possessive and seedy about it that also got him off. Maybe it was him simply knowing that those guys never stood a chance.

And that's how it all got to this - him having to remind you he's not one for your silly, petty games. His weight pushed down onto the back of your open thigh, his cock drilling into you, making an utter state of the sweet thing between your legs.

He loosens his grip on your face and finally starts to move inside of you again. He keeps his eyes on you below, gaze honed in on yours. "Don't go all shy on me now," he whispers between the close distance, lips almost skimming yours. "You like the attention, don't you, love?"

You hum faintly, extending your neck slightly to kiss him. "A little."

[finnoahsource]

honestly, some men can never grow facial hair, and many can't usually do more than a goatee area (tache and chin) so they stick with that if they do grow hair properly. some have a sort of stubble shadow of a goatee which can look very stylish. its not all that common to be able to grow a full mountain beard which is why its something men thrive on if they can! i dont think its bad for his age tbh, and he doesnt seem like the body hair type so it's not surprising. at least its not literally bum fluff hahah.

on the other hand noah actually can grow a full beard but never does. i think fandom would melt if he let it grow! obv he would be super groomed with it too, like george michael lol. designer stubble fr

and we are thankful every day he surpassed bum fluff growing levels 🙏 nah it's not bad for his age and honestly even over the past year it seems like he's already been able to grow more. it's just hard to tell bc he'd be consistently having to shave it when going back to filming lmao. he clearly likes it on himself so what you said about men thriving with what they get rings true HAHA

designer stubble 😭 why is that the most noah thing! I've seen people say, that he said he doesn't grow out his facial hair on purpose, he prefers clean shaven? which makes sense to me, it's funny the boys need to swap lmfaoo. he'll totally grow it out one day though, or maybe even for a role... that'll look so good. for now I am SO happy with his stache shadow, for some reason the hint of facial hair is just as handsome to me?

[girlwithnomemory1563]

r u serious

pardon my lack of posts; i actually haven't had much time to make poor decisions! just smoke too much, sleep too little and work all of my days away! :,} so actually, a pat on my back is needed since i've been good these past weeks. despite my lack of activity, i have lots of yapping to partake in. i'll try to include a TL;DR at the end to sum it all up.

so we went out thursday! i slept most of the day and then met up with my friend, jane to get ready together. we smoked with her family (hello) and i ended up leaving with a cool ass ashtray! its a pyramid and it opens up to hold all of my roaches :3

ok ok then we head off to her boyfriends dorm and we pregammed with some sort of peachy alcohol... i forgot. but we drank almost the whole damn handle between the three of us before going so i came into the bar just looking for some funsies. immediately, omg, i spot this tall ass hunk of guy (so cringe but if y'all saw him, heeyunk is all you'd think) so ofc im like, ok mental note made. idk if the universe wanted us to meet or if we're just both tall so we saw each other over the crowd LMAO. anywho, we get in there and start dancing after chatting with all of our friends. i got to see an old coworker from my first job! then got scolded by her for being underaged! she actually unleashed a whole bunch of lore onto me abt this other girl we worked with who i actually had such a huge crush on. blah blah basically the girl cheated on the coworker i ran into with her ex and her now current bf. and then ran off to texas! huh!

ANYWAYS OMG we get back onto the dance floor and i see the large man in my radius again. he was like blonde and had the serial killer glasses and a good ass pedo stache. and he was just sooo beefy you have no idea oh my god. and he was 6'5. 6'5!! i'm a 5'10 girl so he's already won me. so we've like seen each other at this point but i keep dancing obviously. the music was so good that night actually, wasn't the normal overplayed playlist. and while im dancing, he somehow ends up in front of me with my group of friends between us and shoves into my friend! and my friend yells at him so obviously i watch with intent and then im like "guys WAIT hes literally a cadet PLS show some respect" so we all saluted him. and he rolled his eyes and i came. lmao jk but it was stupidly attractive and made me reflect abt myself.

we keep going in and out of the bar to smoke and finally, and i've forgotten how we started talking, but he ends up beside me and my friend so i talked to his hunky ass! he was wearing one of those baja (? i googled the style) hoodie in the bar so im like "are you not hot?" and blah blah blah. and we start dancing. and his strong ass beefy arms stayed around me and he was so big grrr. and this bitch bumped into jane so obv jane apologizes. and then the bitch's little goonie ass friend is like "yeah sorry you were in the way.." pardon? so jane comes and tells me and i whip around real quick to find this munchkin bc hey, i have my snake belly ring in so like obv i can do so damage..../not serious at all. and this man...this hunk man...like moved me to be beside him and was like looking for her too! he was down for the gang!

oh god im yapping and i havent even gotten to the GOOD PARTTT. ok so we all go outside and i sit in the chair next to him and we're just chatting. and then he just seamlessly pulls me into his lap??? didn't even struggle? came once again. so im sitting in his lap chatting with him and we go to get up and leave and this man...picks me up and does curls with me still in his arms....never wanted to ride a man's face more than right then and there. so in this moment i have decided im not leaving without this man. and it wasnt even that hard! i mentioned i was going to sleep in jane's boyfriend's floor and he was like "pls i have a bed for you to sleep in" and i was like "say less". i do need more survival instincts BUT you dont get it. if u were feeling the liquor like i was while feeling his huge buff arm around my neck in the bar then you'd understand that i had no other choice. actually lmao as we left, my other friend stella grabbed me and was like "ma he looks like jeffrey dahmer, think abt it" and did! i did think! with my dick!

so we drive to this dingy frat house in the woods (once again, survival is not my middle name hey) and we get in this room that's not even his btw, and there's a bed with a futon next to it. this jackass tells me im sleeping on that futon! and as we were leaving, he was like "no funny business tho, im going to bed" like ok! right! ok ok! but he was just pranking me after i had already started cleaning it up. so we get in bed and start watching tv and im like, abt to explode from horny since i now have this beef cake down to his underwear next to me in bed, so i say "fr no funny business?" and he's all like "i guess some wouldn't hurt" so we start kissing. ok kisser! not a lot of tongue but i get it! and then i move to give him head eventually and he's like instantly "how tf are u so good at blowjobs" and it really stroked my ego so bad. and he came really quick and it didnt throw me off bc for some reason, every man ive been with has ejaculated prematurely in everything. and then we try to go to bed and we're spooning and his boner is pushing into me so im like "you don't want to have sex?" and he says "nope!" and im like "ok! can i ask why!" and he's like

"i'm waiting until marriage!"

ok! ok...! ...ok... i respect that completely bc he went on abt how its like the highest form of discipline to be able to resist sex. so i'm like "ok just put me in the queue when u start sexing people" and we talk a little bit more and then off to sleep we go. so ive made him cum once so far and ive came zero times. which is ok! no its not. but whatever.

we wake up and like, he seemed sorta into me the previous night but i think he saw what i looked like in normal daylight and with no makeup so it turned him off. but we talk some more and i find out my friends killed my vape the night before so obv i bitch abt it. and hes like "i have another vape for you" and he meant his penis! so i give him head again and then he goes to pee. and this man farts so manly and loudly that i could hear it from the room and i cant even say anything. like i knew his tummy felt so much better after that. but then he gets a cup of coffee, doesn't offer me a cup minus 5 points, and then we talk some more. and he checked himself out in the tv reflection as he talked to me. minus like 2 points bc once again, hes beefy so i get it. then he drives me back to my rink dink ass 2005 honda accord and hes like "ah..it says a lot abt you" Hello? Get tf out of my face??

but yeah i left and we haven't talked since! i doubt i'll ever see him again bc hes currently a student at an out of state college. he went to the college in my town for the previous three years and studied biochem...splooged again. but yeah he was just down here for his birthday weekend. so i'll most likely never see him again but if i do, im coming with a wedding certificate so we can bone.

tl;dr: met an amazingly hunky guy, hyped him up so hard in my head, got to his crib and drops the abstinence bomb. i made him cum twice, i came zero. a lose for me but hey...he was so fucking fine i'd do it again any day of the week.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Here's Wainlock asks !

1- What is Wainwright and Hammerlock's favorite thing about each other ever, and is there any reason why ?

2- Where do you think their first date was...what abiut their honeymoon.......

3- What's your favorite thing to draw when you're drawing them :3

Asking this to either of them is weird because they love every little bit of one another and picking a favorite thing is impossible difficulty hardmode only 5% of people can beat this level. That being said expect them to list at least 5 things and scoff when you say you're supposed to only have 1 favorite thing.

Their meeting, that hunting expedition, was also sort of their first date lmao. Their "proper" first date was a picnic that turned into gunplay when jabbers stole their food. As for their honeymoon Alistair mentions something about hunting the e-lope of the Vercuvian Peninsula for that, and I agree lmao. He gets to kill a thing and Winny gets to go sightseeing and buying silly novelty mugs in the local towns. Win-win situation.

Hair. I know everyone says Wainwright's hair the hardest part of him to draw but for me it's the easiest. Not just because it's muscle memory atp but also because I just kinda bullshit it and it still looks good. For Alistair his hair and stache are essentially fused into one solid blob and it's a blast 2 draw, very stimmy. (I do not like drawing solid flat hair because my hand shakes a bit and because it is simply not Stimulating) And obvs I also love drawin on their wrinkles and such, those lil' lines are like salt on caramel, without it the flavor just ain't there.

[bryan-cranston-is-hot]

the fact that this p○rn stache look only gets 5 minutes of screen time is criminal

[teruthecreator]

ohhhhh my mustache is finally getting dark enough to be noticeable >:-))))))

[fryologyy]

I was gonna make Robotnik part of the Rokkaku (i mean, c’mon, perfect name and everything) but then i remembered that he’s an anarchist and sonic is the one who works with the cops sooooooooooooo :))))

[montymollusk]

on the subject of my skincare rant. salicylic acid (main ingredient in a lot of facial cleansers, especially cerave) is a DHT blocker, which means it prevents facial hair from growing as thickly or evenly. if you’re struggling to grow facial hair and your cleanser has salicylic acid in it you might want to switch to something else

[s1mpl3sp0ng3]

y'ever just remember two blorbos and go a little insane for a hot minute

also hi yes this is based off of that one photo of ethan and gavin from the musical n obviously their designs are inspired by their costumes

i didn't change squidward much aside from the fact that mine is wearing a wig bc he's insecure about being prematurely bald, but spongebob i went a lot more liberal with -- clothes that are too big for him, dorky glasses, and a fuckin pube stache to show that he's obvs not a kid but still acts like one

they are my bleebuses........

[woodsybabe]

yeeyee 🤠

[leslie-lyman]

chubby well fed happy soft Pero? you have my attention!🤩😍

Okay SO: this thought popped into my head the other day and it will NOT leave me alone!

Like, okay, in the movie they make Pero all caveman-looking at the beginning, but for all he needs a haircut he still seems very fit for someone who just spent months on the road trying not to get killed. BUT what if that’s not always the case? What if in the time leading up to meeting Tessa he wasn’t getting enough food regularly because he’s wandering around looking for work and that is not a consistent thing? This man is feral about food for a reason. Willem Dafoe even tells him in the film to slow down when he’s eating because he doesn’t have to worry, meals are regular at the wall, etc., and that’s not something Pero is used to.

So maybe when he gets to Tessa’s he’s just a liiiiiiiittle thinner than he should be because shit’s been tough for him lately (though to be fair it was the Middle Ages, every day was tough for everyone). And suddenly he’s in an environment where the food is basically unlimited, and he’s being introduced to all these new foods that are a lot richer in fats/calories/etc., and he isn’t expending energy to travel, fight, hunt, survive anymore. He’s a little like a big grumpy bear preparing to hibernate, eating more than he ever has in his life and being much more idle.

And maybe that starts to show. His body is no longer in survival mode and even after just a month or so of this his face starts to fill out a little, his belly gets a little bit squishier, his whole body just softens because it’s being loved taken care of by Tessa.

So imagine Pero a little less like this:

And a little more like this (I’ve always loved the way Pedro looks in this interview during the Max Lord era, tho obvs Pero retains the scruff and the ‘stache):