#and the rest is history ig 😌

[nanihirunkits]

hi. i love your new icon. bye.

🥺👉🏻👈🏻💗

[tomsparkyr]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑

summary: y/n still plays for chelsea, mason has moved onto man united. with old history bubbling on the pitch causes for tension and upset, told through twitter. (there will be a part 2!)

mason mount x fem!reader

mason mount x footballer!reader

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yourusername CHELSEA !!! best club in the world, best fans in the world … endless love for this club💙 Cole, tell me … “what’s the score?”🫡🫡

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user Y/N UR MESSY FOR THAT CAPTION

user mason humbled

user rip y/nmason ship ig😦

colepalmer10 4-3😂😂

nonzinooo LONDON IS BLUE

reece 😌

user NAH THE LAST PIC.☝️

axel_disasi someone in the last pic got a hattrick😇😇 @colepalmer10

⤿ colepalmer10 🫣🫣

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chelseanews Y/N and Mason Mount spotted after the Chelsea vs Man United game today. Mason is seen to have stayed behind in London while the rest of the United team returned to Manchester.

Those near said to have heard the argument spiral from Y/N bringing up Mason’s departure from Chelsea, some said she began crying because ‘she did not find out Mason was leaving Chelsea until he was gone’.

It looks as if Mason did not let his so-called ‘best friend’ know he was leaving Chelsea.

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user there’s no way …

user MASON.

user y/n omg i feel so bad😟

user FUCK OFF

user am i the only one who thinks mason mount is leaving united after the season

⤿ user that would be kinda crazy tho bc he JUST joined them this season

⤿ user ig but he didn’t join the bus back and stayed for y/n in chelsea?

⤿ user but they ended on such bad terms i dont think he would come back, and her career at chelsea could be in trouble then bc she CLEARLY doesn’t trust mason

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fabrizioromano 🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 🚨 Mason Mount’s career at Manchester United is OVER!

After not returning to Manchester after their away game against Chelsea, Ten Hag has confirmed that at the end of the season, Mason Mount will no longer be a Manchester United player.

At the end of the season offers of up to €30M will be linked to other clubs. The biggest rumour being his return to Stamford Bridge, despite his feud with striker Y/N Y/L/N.

A club statement will be released within the next few hours, we imagine we have seen Mount play his last game in a United jersey.

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user WHAT.

user this is so poetic, mason leaving chelsea and him playing his game for united AT chelsea … it would kinda make sense if he came back

user MASON COME BACK

user this can’t be real …

marcusrashord 😔

⤿ user IT’S REAL

user good get him out

user y/n and mason will never be the same thoooo☝️

reece 🤔

⤿ user HOLY IS HE COMING BACK TO CHELSEA ??????

part 2 soon (!!!)

[victimeyez]

DUDEEE this brings back memories of when I was 11 and my history teacher let us have medieval torture day as a reward for good behavior or something, we spent the whole day learning abt the different methods and devices… I was thrilled, obviously… combining three of them tho, damn… so wonderfully brutal 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 if you want another idea for a device for Darwin (Arthur?) to use (if he ever comes back, that is) the Spanish tickler is a fun one…

WOW well ig he knew what the kids want lol. I actually had a whole list of different torture methods he’d be using and the Spanish tickler was on there! I also had some big plans with a prayer cross…

As I wrote, I was trying to capture what it would feel like and how they would work, and suddenly it was quite long with only three tools utilized. I decided to throw a cattle prod in there for extra misery and shelve the rest for another time.

Since Tommy will be visiting different clients, I can explore lots of different types of torture depending on what the next client wants. He very well might have some more playtime with Darwin in the future.

I had an idea of a creepy museum curator who’s into all the old torture stuff, and that gave me a ton of room to play around with medieval torture techniques while still in a modern setting.

I’m finishing up a third chapter, and I am so excited to see the responses I’ve gotten. I hope my full design for the story will become clear soon, because I’m looking to make this a very interactive story - so people can submit prompts, vote for short descriptions of clients to choose who Tommy sees next, and people can even put in their own whumpers as clients.

Thanks for the ask!!!!

[mbti-enemies]

#@infp+enfj ig you guys are famous now or something?

enfj: thank you to all of our 3 fans, we appreciate you a lot

but seriously now, since I'm here I might as well tell you guys about what happened today 😭😭

infp got 8 piercings, septum, eyebrow, 4 in her ears and 2 nipples because this bloody nincompoop can't wait for the healing process before doing another one, but she was all happy-flappy-hands, shiny eyed, smiley and jumpy about it, so of course I didn't try to convince her otherwise

I drove us there, she barely ate the whole day because she was so anxious for it she got nauseous, halfway there she said she felt physically weak, we went into a pharmacy and found out her blood glucose had dropped, we gave her some fizzy drinks cause she was still nauseous from the anxiety and that was the only thing she was willing to swallow

you'd think she'd be backing a little by now, right? fuck hell no, when she puts something in her head, good luck trying to change her mind, I was about to pass out myself tbfh

she wouldn't be quiet, she kept jumping and silent-screaming, I tried to calm her down and distract her so she wouldn't give herself a stroke

have I mentioned she doesn't shut up when she's nervous? she laughs a lot too, and make bad jokes.

we got there and had to fill up some papers, the body piercer asked us what we were "friends? girlfriends? sisters?", infp looked at her and went "oh no, I just met her across the street and she volunteered to hold my hand in my last moments, cause there is no fucking way I'm making out of this alive" 😭😭

I told her to start by the most painful ones cause then the others wouldn't feel as bad, and as usually she did the exact opposite, she went for the ears first, it was pretty chill, when she went for the eyebrow she teared up a little, got to the nipples and she was cursing life, but my dude... the septum was the worst

she had her eyes closed pretty tight, when it was over and she opened it, tears everywhere, she was crying, she got up and came to hug me, I asked if she was okay because her hands were cold as ice, "i think my blood pressure dropped" and she

FUCKING FAINTED ON ME

the rest is history but oh my fucking gosh, I was so distressed, she's still in pain because of course she is

infp: okay but I look cute, and as I always say "in case everything goes wrong it's a story to tell" 😌

enfj: true and true, she always say that when she's about to do something impulsive and stupid, so basically at least two times a day (she does look absolutely amazing tho, so there's that)

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INFP AND ENFJ THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS CHAOTIC STORY LOL MY FAVOURITE PART WAS INFP SAYING THAT SHE MET YOU ACROSS THE STREET. story to tell indeed.

ohhhh my god ohh my god well @ infp im sure you look AWESOME and CONGRATULATIONS on doing all of that and i hope the piercings heal quickly. you are so cool. @enfj i hope you emotionally recover too

[diaryofafictive]

if glee were still going now and instead of every season being one school year, they were just stuck in this unending timeless void of being in highschool forever, you know they would've done an episode of sexual liberation by now.

Quinn would have a field day with it and whatever her number is it'd go down in glee history as a super fucking weird moment that you only remember during odd hours of the night years after you stop watching. not unlike that song where she got like 6 other pregnant teenagers to dance backup for her while she sang a song about women being oppressed.

also because this is my alternate universe where glee still exists to terrorize us all im deciding that they never stopped writing plotlines for Quinn, and because I'm writing this tumblr post I'm deciding that a recent plot line she had was that she went on a sexual liberation quest and at some point ended up fucking Santana, and oh my god Santana wants to tell people about it soooooooo bad but Quinn made her swear to secrecy so she just has to drop hints around Quinn's boyfriend (ig Finn since I don't like him) about having fucked his girlfriend. she has fun.

anyways Santana would sing Scotty doesn't know and it'd go down in both glee and lesbian history as an absolutely earth shattering life changing event that forced millions of little queer girls all across the planet to suddenly become very aware of their sexual orientations.

I think in general I just like the idea of Santana fucking everyone's partners and holding it over their heads, like when Rachel found out Finn slept with Santana and Santana kept walking over to Rachel and saying shit like "by the way, he bought me dinner afterwards😌✨" and Rachel proceeded to like lose her absolute mind for the rest of the episode. I just love that for her yknow? I like that this is a power she has, she should get to use it more often.

also I like the idea of Quinn being kind of a mentally unstable unpredictable mess, because although a lot of the reason she has that image us bc Ryan Murphy would ignore her all season and then realize oh shit we haven't done anything with Quinn in a while uhh make her get a haircut I guess, I just think it fits for Quinn to be kind of a disaster. so in my heart in this darker timeline where glee still exists, Quinn would get a couple of storylines every season, and the writers would just sort of pull things out of a hat to make her do for the next 10 episodes or so.

whenever she runs for prom queen, and since time doesn't exist here she's ran like 7 times by now, she gets way too invested in winning and the writers use that as an opportunity to give her a good old crazy girl ballad, but they'll still do the glee writer thing where they'll make her have a psychotic break in the school bathroom one episode and then no one ever brings it up, except to make one liners about her mental state and the fact that we probably shouldn't trust her to drive the car when the uht carpool but she refuses to let anyone else take the wheel so we're just going to have to let Santana and Brittany pray for their safety. anyways. that was a lot longer than I thought it'd be thank you for coming to my ted talk

[crispy-chan]

— writers tag game ✨

tysm @yyxgin & @aliceu for tagging me 🥺💓

1. what fandoms have you written for (but do not currently)?

stray kids along with bts are actually the first for me 😌

2. what fandoms are you currently writing for?

stray kids and bts

3. how long have you been writing?

ugh so...in terms of fanfics (and in general stories other than school essays and projects), I started this January

4. on which platforms do you post your stories?

only tumblr. please let me know if you find my work elsewhere

5. what is your favorite genre to write?

angst. I adore writing heartbreaking stories. I think it's sort of therapeutic for me - it makes me feel like I have some control - I can literally choose the fate of all the characters...

6. are you a pantser or a planner?

idk. I usually plan out the basics and do some bullet points but 90% of my plot twists just come to me while I'm writing and are spontaneous af

7. one-shot or multi-chapter?

for reading, ig both but I'd prefer if the series was already completed. I have a history of forgetting about fics if they take a long time to update, ngl. for writing, it's one shots. a lot less pressure. but I will admit that series do get a lot more interaction and feedback imo

8. what is the perfect chapter length in your opinion?

about 15k ig. mobile crashes when it's more (usually) but I honestly don't mind. the longer the better...

9. what is your longest published story?

the truth untold (28.7k) for oneshot and maze of memories (as of now 62.6k) for a series

10. which story did you enjoy working on the most?

probably the first chapter of maze of memories. low key took me one day to write

11. favorite request you’ve written and why?

I never actually took requests TT

12. are there reoccurring themes in your stories?

yes. shy and insecure mc's. I project a lot of my insecurities into my main characters so that's that lol. angst too, I love writing it. also, kpop boi coming to the rescue quite often 😌

13. current number of wips?

*sweats nervously*

for the ones that I've actually started writing (not plotting! writing!), I'd say like 7. but when it comes to ideas and such, it's like 200 lol. I've got a long ass words document lol.

14. three things you have noticed about your writing?

pretty crappy. long. can't write dialogue.

15. a quote you like from a published story?

There it was, he dropped the bomb. It felt like a rock being lifted off his chest when he finally confessed his true feelings for you. His eyes scanned your expression, tearful yet still slightly impish and curious to see your reaction. The curve of his lips slightly dropped when he saw your frown intensify. His expression hardened as he mumbled, more so to himself, “I knew it, I fucking knew it. They always fall for the perfect ones.”

— arcade

16. a quote from an unpublished story?

With you peering at him like that from under your lashes, it took Changbin all his willpower to not cup your face and press a kiss to your lips. You looked so damn adorable, seemingly shy and scared, but with a flicker of excitement in your eyes. Although a small part of you was slightly doubtful, the rest of your body tingled with exhilaration, and you felt yourself taking eager steps towards your friend.

— in another lifetime (coming soon)

17. space for you to say something to your readers~~

thank you. that's it. I really appreciate anyone who took the time to read my stuff...I really appreciate it, and I hope I can provide you better and more stories in the future. much love <3

taging: @taecup-fics @strayingdawn and whoever sees this ♥️

[superchat]

I see what you meant with that tag. The origin of the mummy in mainstream horror started in 1932. most things taken in by western media are distorted by misunderstanding and finding it scary because it is "other" and mummies were considered a thing to fear due to the "curses" that were often found at the site of their burial along with "strange" burial process; the desecration of sealed tombs of Pharaohs with curses written in stone and their bodies preserved in such a way etc the mummy became akin to something between a spurned ghost and a zombie. something to be feared for the sake of fearing death and what comes after. mummies are a heart and an echo and when brought into western culture, a disturbance of peace. theres lots of interesting articles written on mummies in horror. a lot of people think they don't get their due. i think if anything they deserve justice just like so many facets of horror turned into monsters against their will before them. let them have their heart. and their revenge. its also interesting because mumification is not solely an ancient Egyptian process either and can be found in other cultures. but that time in history of western men seeking and destroying to "preserve" history (namely most all history i guess), thats where it takes its roots in media. simply put let the mummy rest. or feel the wrath of their curse.

Yeah. ill be honest, my best understanding is: western "archeologists" discovered king tuts tomb, which was a relatively small tomb but was so influential with being The One that got noticed by the west and kicked off the whole ancient egyptian craze in the west.

It wasnt until a few years ago when i heard criticism abt mummies (i think cuz of the tom cruise mummy movie that flopped lol) that i was like "....huh you're just right..." so i dont have the best grasp of the topic. im just aware of the issue ig

You seem to have a much better and deeper understanding of the whole issue tho. idk abt much of the history of them or influence into horror or other horror icons. and im curious abt your take on "let mummies have their justice and revenge in horror" vs. the "do away with mummies as a horror concept"

I just kinda leaned on "do away with making them a horror icon," im just a white american guy so anytime ppl criticize something harmful or insensitive concerning western impact on the world i just try to listen as best i can rather than like, try and justify or defend the effects as they are today (i see it a lot with "this thing is racist" being met with "okay but no one sees it as racist and im not racist so-" which just, lol is a hill to die on ig). so when i heard the mummy thing i defaulted to "okay we shouldnt encourage mummies in horror"

I kinda feel like mummies less commonely shown in media today compared to vampires/zombies/ghosts etc. idk if its bias or not. if they are less shown tho, i wonder if its companys just not wanting to deal with potential PC issues with it?

Tangent but its always fun when companies end up making a relatively good action for the wrong reasons. like, company decries NFTs cuz it makes them more money, not cuz of energy consumption/fraud/invasion of privacy of personal lives or something, just cuz its money so we get to cheer like "wow your parasitic scum existence helped us! you're still my enemy tho 😌"

With other cultures, the only kind of burial that i saw or learned about growing up was the terracotta army for that Chinese Emporer's grave, which yeah. just kinda shows the bias we have. caring for the dead and the afterlife is a universal trait shared across the world and throughout history