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To the director of DGPC who decided he was the ideal person to narrate the texts about the St Jerome Monastery of Belém in their Google Arts and Culture page: next time just hire me, bro. I have sincerely never heard a worse narrator in my fucking life. Horrific stuff. Congratulations.
#he sounds both like the most pretentious man alive#and the most bored man in existence#hard combo to hit
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Very funny to me how Stansas present her character as being so interesting and complex because of her vulnerabilities, while simultaneously ignoring those same vulnerabilities in other characters. Dany is sold as a bridal slave and lacks agency throughout AGOT and after. Her dragons are either too young/small to utilize effectively or locked away for the majority of the story. They aren't some all-powerful trump card that protects her from harm. Arya is captured as a prisoner of war, forced to watch countless people tortured and murdered, and then essentially enslaved in Harrenhal with no way to fight back. She has an entire arc of feeling powerless, of being a "mouse", during ACOK. She doesn't have "kung-fu" or the ability to magically fight her way out of every situation, she's a young child lacking physical strength with only the most basic sword training.
Sansa isn't the only female character, she isn't the only young character, she isn't the only character who suffered, and no one is obligated to prioritize her. I'm so tired of Dany and Arya being mischaracterized and having their stories erased to prop Sansa up. "Sansa has kept her dignity" In other words, let's praise her for having a level of security that Dany and Arya don't have access to. She hasn't ever been forced to make a hard decision which of course means that she's morally superior to them. They can't even admit to themselves that her lack of action is due to her own passivity. If it doesn't fit their delusion, they erase it from the story and expect the rest of us to play along. Ask one of them what they like about her character without bringing up her being the ultimate victim, and I genuinely don't believe they'd be able to give you an answer. They belittle other characters more than they talk about her and these takes just scream insecurity/jealousy at the content and development other characters have in their POVs.
#arya stark#daenerys targaryen#anti arya bs#anti daenerys bs#asoiaf#anti sansa stans#these being comments on a video of a stansas /correcting/ a Dany stan...the jokes write themselves#/she's a break from the fantasy/ /people would be equally powerless in her situation/ like they aren't even pretending#that they don't use her as a boring every-man self-insert#okay she's subjectively /normal/...what is interesting or important about that in a fantasy novel? 😭#Arya and Dany are so interesting because they have that complexity...vulnerability but also the strength to navigate their situations#and it isn't because they're /special/ it's because that's who they are as characters#Reducing Dany to her dragons or Arya to her combat abilities (which barely exist) is such a disservice to their arcs#but of course acknowledging that they're well-developed and empathetic doesn't square with their fantasy that#Sansa is the most pure important character who deserves everything because she suffered 🙄#they really write entire fanfictions and then go /why don't people think like us?? 😔/#/Sansa kept her dignity/ yeah that's why she's currently part of a plot to poison a disabled child#because she was told she'd benefit from it oh yeah she's sooooooo morally superior to Dany and Arya 😑
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Vinland saga anime was so bad i think it actually fully killed my fixation -_-
#maybe itll come back but like#damn#if i was a more reasonable person i could just ignore its existence and still enjoy drawin blorbos#but. apparently im not :T#annoying#i liked those guys#but like. to each yer own and all that no judgment preamble ect ect#man THATS what the bulk of fandom prefers huh?#ok im judgin a bit but like loooook im tryin ta not#i liked it better when i thought the anime just yassified the characters a bit and added tge most boring nonsensical filler for nugget-finn#shoulda just recognized that the anime wasnt fir me and stayed in ignorant bliss#im not gonna rant again in the tags#im not gonna#but like. damn#anyway i needed to say that#it needs to be said#honestly if i saw it brought up more i wouldnt feel the need#but i dont so i do#lol now see if i dont delete this post in less than an hr
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Ok this time i even filtered "Tim Drake is like a Disney princess" tag (which????) I'm almost sure there's no more poor little meow meow Tim drake tags that i missed
#jason todd#anti tim drake#i always spend more time excluding tim drake tags when looking for jason fanfics than actually looking for fanfics#so i decided to just save a link with everything already filtered#and drop it here where is less likely i lose it here than in my notes or favourites on browser#i really hope i filtered everything this time cause i even found a “tim drake is an Adams” tag and WTF#he's the most boring white boy who ever existed in fiction he's not even a ken he's the random kid who hangs with the bullie in US movies#he's a classist misogynist rich white man#hate this nepo baby
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Every once in a while I think about the ship I've been obsessed over for close to two years now and feel like I'm ascending to another plane of reality. Like sometimes you just encounter a ship that hits every single mark and is perfect in every regard and you're left stunned how something like that can even exist
#Anyways I'mma put the actual inane ramblings in the tags#Medic and Engie make me so ill every time I think about them for a while I feel like tearing into things and biting people and throwing up#How something like that can exist completely defies me#I don't know how something that perfect can exist#I'm typically a multi-shipper and while I still kinda am I honest to god don't really care to write other ships#Not cause they ain't good (they are pretty damn good) but because Engiemedic is just on another level#Like dammnnn!! that's why I've spent so long writing a fic about them!#I can't fathom it honestly how characters like that can exist#They're like a slightly warped reflection of themselves#They're both intelligent mentally ill lunatics with no morals whatsoever#The only thing is that Engie is marginally better at hiding it#If you go into headcanon territory than WHOO!! OHH DAMNNN#Like what gets me the most about Engiemedic is how they're so similar#They think and exist on the same wavelength#In tune with each other. Their neurons braided like wires#If I start talking about how the machine and the flesh are not opposites but rather one in the same we gonna be here all day#I just can't...believe the ship exists#Like man how does this happen#You want humour? Goofy wacky experiments and silliness of them violating several conventions#You want angst? Hell yeah they've got plenty of it#Fluff? Buddy I start wailing and sobbing if they accidentally brush hands while working on stuff#I could write about them for ages and not get bored they can fit in every circumstance#They make me SICK they make me CRAZY I love them so so much#They would do anything for each other#I look at what they have and I can feel like I understand what love is#I need to write more oneshots and minifics about them they're so flexiable and fun#Can't wait to do parallels with them in these upcoming chapters#Either way GODDDDD I love these two so much I could go on for hours about them#especially if I'm allowed to talk about headcanons#sp-rambles
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im so weak someday ill draw imprisoned carlo from don henry au
#^ i remember bout it like once every few months#still idgaf bout henry but geniunelyyyyyyy i crave to see a high-profile trial of someone from the mafia elite (& a bit of luciano core)#like leo yk. but i also dgaf bout leo (mostly. sometimes i forget he exists)#and this is something sooo funny bout getting into jail bc of your own man (<- death is the most boring & easy solution of#every plot problem. not changing my mind ever. and imprisoned carlo was like a collective decision so my conscience is clear)
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Before I went to bed I saw the Youtube notif that TADC was going to Netflix and it INVADED my dreams so vividly I have not had such an episodic sequential serialized cohesive dream in months it was literally its own chapter its own short story
#I was Pomni it was literally Pomni POV#Caine had cooked up some sporty adventure and I was like Ummm...... no#So I found a glitch where I could hide in a technically out-of-bounds area#I had a theory that if I stayed super close to the ground I wouldn't be in the range of Caine's mod powers or whatever#Some random girl was w me I don't think she was important#Anyways I started thinking “This could hurt. When they leave#the map will not have to exist.”#I'd be crushed by the nonexistence of the area I'm in. When they come back I'll load in somewhere slightly different#and be stuck in the walls."#DIDN'T HAPPEN everything was OK#But at some point I was like man... sure is boring and scary. Sure wish my friends were here.#So I ended up finding them anyway LMAO#I told them what happened cuz they were obviously concerned and Caine got his feelings hurt???#Like. surprising moment of clarity. Everyone was shocked and uncomfortable.#Bro was like “I try so hard for U guys 🥺 I just don't get it. Why didn't you just tell me you wanted to stay home??”#Most everyone was like IDC UR OUR JAILER!! CRY ABT IT!! but me and Ragatha were coerced into pity...#Like yeah whatever. Sorry man. I'll be honest next time and not do things that could make me die. I think we were just caught off-guard.#Exchanging glances like “Wow... didn't know he could feel anything!” Like imagine if ur Furby just had an emotional outburst#and felt remorse abt it. WYD.#I think we held his hands or sum cuz all my dreams end like a Barbie movie#Episode ended and I was like Wow :) Great show#Sorta off-topic but the cafeteria today started playing very quiet carnival music for Hoco and I literally felt chills up my back cuz#I had been thinking abt Pommy all day...#I used to be enraptured by clown motif what happened#Did I throw it up#For the best...... for the best.
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2024 reads / storygraph
A Botanical Daughter
historical fantasy
a taxidermist and botanist who live in a greenhouse in a botanical garden, far away from the disapproval of Victorian London
when they receive a shipment of a strange sentient fungi, they cultivate it inside a corpse of a recently murdered girl - who was the best friend/lover of their new housekeeper
as she grows and expands her desires they have to deal with their feelings about the potential monster they’ve created
#A Botanical Daughter#aroaessidhe 2024 reads#man I really wanted to like this but I kinda had to force myself to finish it.#really not a fan of the writing style which is very emotionally distant and full of a lot of telling not showing#it could have gotten weird and atmospheric with the writing style! we could have gotten sentient fungi POV! but no.#The characters were flat. the conceptually weird/creepy/horror aspects were executed in the most boring way#the relationship between the men is something we’re told exists but…. I don’t feel it. I don’t like them as characters.#They’re not even interesting enough to hate - or like it could have gone in the direction of embracing the unhinged murder couple vibes#they flip flop between angry arguments and making up and I’m like what is the point of that?? Honestly I didn’t feel any emotional connecti#it kinda feels like it doesn’t know whether it’s whimsical quirky-cozy vibes or like properly gothic horror#it’s somewhere in between & fails at both. it maybe suffers from trying to play into the popularity of coziness#the closest to weird we get is plant lesbian sex scene but also I laughed out loud when I read the line ‘hungry for her loam’#like…..these men essentially create this person then cut her off from the world and her biological desires; control her autonomy/ability#to speak and the conclusion is <3 what a weird little family <3 and not she should#escape and kill them and/or make them grapple with the fact they are at fault for this potential ecological disaster let loose on the world#there’s also weird colonialist lines scattered throughout that don’t feel super interrogated…
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regulus sucking monty off under the dinner table
*buzzkill feminist voice* monty sucking regulus off under the dinner table
#sub/dom dont exist here on quillkiller enterprises..#this is not monty and his boy toy im afraid..#here at quillkiller dot tumblr dot com we explore and problematize gender stereotypical power dynamics in same sex pairings…#and ESPECIALLY in m/f pairings..#thinking about the ask saints answered about mutuals and talking about me posting nuanced feminist theory..#i fear they are correct in this.. i am the boring feminist in the marauders fandom..#someone has to do it 😔😔#besides.. reg is the one who’s been playing monty like an instrument… he’s calling the shots..#<- i say all of this as if i dont post about the most fucked up relationship dynamics like bellucius and tomlily and bartyrosier#but thats DIFFERENT..#it has nothing to do with GENDER..#im sorry my anon friend i dont want to make them old hot authorative man and his slutty boy toy..#<- its fine if you…. but on quillkiller dot tumblr dot com we aim for boring .. <3#<- ok also not true.#we aim for problematizing patriarchal structures in this little household..#GAHDHDJS I FEEL SO BORING IM SORRY..#asks
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sometimes you've got to draw fake promotional material for your bards. and sometimes they look sexy as hell.
#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldur's gate 3#bg3 tav#bg3 ocs#bg3 oc art#bg3 oc#bg3 oc thoughts#art#gale for sure has this holding a place in one of his books#i think one day his students notice it and theyre like.#you know rose dekarios??#and hes like. yeah. hes my husband. considering we share a last name. obviously.#and they lose their minds bc they never put two and two together#on the account of professor dekarios being 'the most boring man in existence'#meanwhile rose is a notorious waterdhavian bard and drag performer
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he doesn't know what this assless boy has done to bewitch such beautiful men and it torments him
I fell off my bed laughing 😭 your tags are so fucking hilarious like legitimately no offense but they're better than your actual replies
None taken I find my own tags delightful and am glad you like them too
#I will put more in the tags than in the actual post sometimes#I abuse them regularly#todo really is Megumi’s number one hater#he is so boring but the most important person in his life (his beloved brother yuuji) is inexplicably enchanted by his bland personality#and flat assed ways. his One True Rival The Most Beautiful Man On That Otherwise Dull Campus Okkotsu Yuuta (guy who barely registers todos#existence and would not consider them rivals if he did) cares for fushiguro like a baby bird. a pathetic and assless baby bird#what about him captivates them so. he is the unsalted cracker of boys and will never reach manhood#todo is fucking shaking terrified of what takada would think if she met him. would she inexplicably approve too. has the world gone mad.#Megumi feels that he was just trying to go to the damn vending machine and everything that’s happened since is unwarranted#todo would be there front row at the itafushi wedding but he’d be like that mother in law who wears white on the occasion#to be clear he doesn’t wear white. Megumi also doesn’t wear white. no one wears white. todos probably shirtless. he is weeping. they are no#tears of joy.
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#lately i've been going to twitter to get some lunter action bc most fanartists are there#and god it's just so annoying that over there they're stuck in a 5 day cycle of the same discourse over and over again#is it okay to ship this or is this a dirty nasty morally questionable proship? uwu#then the realization is 'yes lunter actually isn't a disgusting perverted proship which makes it okay to exists even if i HATE it'#and then two days later someone is like um akshually it's disgusting because incest and here we fucking go again#god. we need to extirp anyone under 16 years old from the internet. you have not developed enough brain matter to be on social media#(now if you're an adult unironically arguing in that discourse you either have a lot of free time or i just need to block you)#but man. like i wanna say to those lunter defenders..... can't you see what's wrong?#can't you see that the moment you've chosen to accept the premise of there being 'good' and 'reproachable' ships you've already lost?#that someone will always be able to pick a 'problematic' aspect in any ship ever?#that entertaining that idea from the beginning is the absolute worst thing you could do?#like i prefer when people call lunter boring. okay yeah i do Not see what you're seeing but also#thank fucking GOD we're bringing up actually relevant stuff here#like part of me is so fascinated about this. how murder seems to be the only thing that's accepted in media as a narrative tool#(and at some extent even that is too much)#but this yet again goes back to..... well what the fuck do you interact with fiction and media in the first place#when you're COMPLETELY unwilling to acknowledge any of these things as FICTION (not real) in the first place?#where your favorite character is the most morally correct and your favorite ship is the 'healthiest'?#i just wish we were able to talk about who the characters are and what their dynamic means in the show you know#instead of recycling the same reasons why it's morally 'okay' to be interested in them over and over and over and over and over and over and
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>video is titled “How I Made a Vtuber Design That Stands Out”
>creates the most boring-ass basic bland cliché easily-forgettable milquetoast Most Common Denominator lab-grown manufactured Nekopara-reject catgirl maid waifu in existence
#pinyatalk#the funnie#vtuber#vtubing#im so sick of oridays man it’s unreal. most bland unimaginative anime artstyle in existence. the kinda shit AI easily kills and replaces.#up there in my top ??? list of personal least favorite youtube artists right next to kooleen and randowis and idk who else#he’s not an asshole he’s not a creep he’s just… SO BORING MAN. so boring it’s pissing me off……..#of course he’s got a zenless zone zero sponsership. ugh whatever
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the problem is my mom would probably be WAY more fun to play dnd with than my dad, actually, but the reason the fam campaign fell apart was that we could never get ahold of or schedule with my youngest brother, which would continue to be a problem if we tried starting a new one with my mom instead oTL
#I wanna play dnd with my mom so BAD WAUGHH...#my dad has been playing dnd since high school and is the reason I know it exists#but he's bored by roleplay-- specifically in the most frustrating way possible#which is that he SAYS he LIKES the more narrative style of-- for example-- critical role or whatever and that he WANTS that#like-- I don't think he's lying I think he's just incorrect? but the point is it wasn't an obvious and easily worked-around mismatch#anyway my mom has never played dnd but she knows how the fuck to play make believe#the one time justin did a little like... one-shot is overselling it it was like a taste test of dnd with me and my mom#the way her inexperience manifested was her saying 'and I see a mysterious and suspicious figure watching from the shadows'#ohhh man you're not in charge of that actually but you have GOT the fucking spirit you just need to get the hang of the formal framework!!#[after going through races and classes with me] my character is a tiefling who was abandoned by her birth parents and raised by wood elves#and she's a trickster cleric and her name is sohalia#me: YES YES YES Y#BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT HER HUSBAND WOULD PLAY WITH US... ME AND MY MOM AND *MAYBE* MY MIDDLEST BROTHER WOULD BE SUCH A SMALL PARTY....#about me#irl frens#(and family)
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havent read tbc but i think its so funny how shadowsight seems to be popular to the people i follow just because “the narrative treats him like all the female characters do so hes an honorary girlie”
#and by ''how the narrative treats him'' they mean badly ofc bc apparently everything is blamed on him repeatedly#w no one realizing that he was manipulated and the narrative being retconned just to say hes actually a screwup who was never good#and everything genuinely is his fault bc why else would he listen to an evil cat in starclan#like. damn that really is something theyd do to a female protagonist#also the only ppl ive seen hating on him do it for boring and stupid reasons so im inclined to like him out of spite#bc ''he has an ILLEGAL name in this universe. hes a TIGERDOVE kid. hes a FANFICTION made REAL'' ok well hes the most interesting one. so.#not like anything he actually does in the narrative it seems. plus the other two protags sound boring as hell#''oh im sad i couldnt get w the boy i like. now i love another guy but its forbidden. oh and my leaders possessed ig.''#''SIGH i wish people didnt compare me to my cringe OUTSIDER dad. also i see ghosts and i hate this its cringe''#''also my sister is a legacy name after an important character from the previous arc but who cares''#and then shadowsight is like ''since i was an infant i had excruiciating seizures and visions. i threw myself into a river as a sacrifice#i am suicidal. i got manipulated by an evil man into possessing my great uncle. everyone outwardly wants me dead for it#everyone blames all of their problems on me and expects a lot from me. i got demoted for it. my only support is my close family#and even then they have to suffer the extreme guilt of not being able to help me with literally anything#also the antagonist wants my mom dead for my own existence. i have lost so much#i am literally blamed by god for everything thats happened to be despite being used by them since i was an infant and thats where my story e#ends''#like fuck. yeah he is an honorary girlie to me. i barely know u man but like i support u. cmere be my pet cat#echoed voice
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i wonder if the deltarune secret bosses will ever be as hard as Jevil again. Bc like, Jevil was hard, he was sooo fucking hard, he made my eye bleed more than once, only one who also managed that was spamton NEO solo, but that wasn't a secret boss it was the final, so Jevil remains to be the hardest secret boss for now.
On top of that, Jevil has the particularity of being a boss you can easily go back to, which is fair! Imagine if, like Spamton, you were locked from the main story after you open up his gay little cell. People have taken MONTHS to beat this goofy motherfucker, now imagine if you got locked forced to do that.
So there really are two possibilities: either future secret bosses aren't as tough as Jevil OR maybe they work just like him, allowing you to fight them whenever you want and later go back to the future. And I really doubt the later because, like, with Jevil that worked bc there was little to no interaction.
Third secret option is Toby decided to be mean and force you to pay for your actions but I think I'd be allowed to cancel him on Twitter if he did that for making my eyeball straight up blow up.
#luly talks#deltarune#still sad Jevil like. has 0 interactions btw </333#like he has but he's not nearly as involved as Spamton in any way#mf literally was just some guy#we do get cute little easter eggs in ch2 w ppl recognizing his clown ass but that doesnt make up for it in the slightlest 😞#i also imagine spamton isn't gonna be the only one who's a big deal. but i could be wrong!#i fucking hope im not tho it would feel like an insane downgrade otherwise#btw reason i was thinking of this is bc erh umm. green soul is gonna be the bane of my existence.#i suck so bad at the green soul it's unreal. i just can't see man im just blind straight up.#i wonder what toby will do w that btw bc its kind of the most boring one EKRHDMFHDJG#it's just a traumatizing sort of rhythm game made so i would never finish genocide#but again i bet jevil so i can still his catchphrase and say I CAN DO ANYTHING!#but. if my eyeball pops off the socket im writing that callout post. ok?
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