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Auto part shop guys will always have the most destroyed to shit cars on Earth.
#the reason for this apparently is that they know they can get parts and fix it so they buy a super cheap car#Everytime i get a customer that comes through with a car missing handles#having paint missing or chipped to hell and back#the car is probably made of two halves of junked car#the interior looks like it was in a fire#and the engine runs like shit#i know if i look at their clothes it's gonna be some auto part shop logo
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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 || 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕
[𝐚𝐥 · 𝐟𝐚 · 𝐛𝐞𝐭] ー 𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉
0(n.) a set of letters in fixed order of pleasure. linked below is my full alphabet library, requests are always open
0(v.) don't be afraid to ask. have a little guidance
𝐌𝐇𝐀
incoming ✎ ༘⋆
𝐊𝐍𝐘
obanai rengoku sanemi
𝐉𝐉𝐊
nanami
𝐂𝐇𝐒𝐌
kishibe
mdni design by @cafekitsune! everything else? me >:)
#love an excuse to format something pretty!!#you should have seen this shit in progress my computer was running like a jet engine#html is not our friend#mha#bnha#mha x reader#bnha x reader#kny#kny x reader#jjk#jjk x reader#csm#csm x reader#obanai x reader#rengoku x reader#nanami x reader#kishibe x reader
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modern games' "it's so realistic it looks like you could touch it!" will never be even close to the source engine's "you can count the polygons on it but you can actually touch it and if you throw it it breaks into little pieces and sometimes leaves a mark on the environment". you could have the most photorealistic graphics in the world but if the environment isn't interactable then it's no more than a fancy veneer
#i know i've made this post like 3 times but i'm making it again because i just love the way the source engine lets you throw shit around#and noita is just incredible. that's something that would be incredibly difficult in 3d games though#so i understand why they wouldn't want to go to noita levels of it#but hl2 is old enough to vote in the us and runs like a charm so it's definitely possible
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It's one of those days we're you just gotta
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#internal auditor: So i like found these issues#I honestly dont know how theyre still here you updated the document just two months ago#YEAH. AND IT WAS A LITERAL PAGE OF UPDATES#AFTER ID JUST DONE A LITERAL PAGE OF UPDATES#BECAUSE SHIT IS FUCKED MY BOSS DIDNT CARE ABOUT UPDATING THIS STUFF AND NONE OF THE FIRED ENGINEERS BEFORE ME DID EITHER#BUT NO I DEFINITELY HAVE TIME TO DO THIS WHILE TRYING TO GET A NEW LINE RUNNING#ABD PREPARING FOR AN EXTERNAL AUDIT#AND TRYING TO KEEP THE 30 YEAR OLD NEVER MAINTAINED LINE FROM KILLING ITSELF#AND IT WANTS TO DIE SO FUCKING BAD#deep breath#she is not the issue she is doing her job. i am just overwhelmed#and her off handed comment about it being updated recently does not necessitate fury#me: boss we need another engineer to keep this place from exploding#her: oh yeah we should start leveraging our new operator with a chemistry background#me: ... but hes already doing a full time job... and youre not paying for hin to do engineering work...#and again. HE IS ALREADY DOING A FULL TIME JOB#its been a week yall and its not stopping soon#i blame the massive project i have ahead of me that ive barely started#if i can get that done maybe we can finally breath
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accidentally* brainstormed a very complete outline for chapters 4-8 for eih, which should theoretically take us through Part 1. which is. you know. a godsend or whatever.
*accidentally meaning i was just eating delicious pancakes and the thoughts happened. usually its me crying screaming and shitting myself in front of an empty word document where ideas manifest. this is notably much more pleasant.
#that alone makes this weekend a good one#i also bought (leased) a new car yesterday!!!#which is exciting for me because i've been driving my first car for 16 years#even though its a base model its still SO much more advanced#hello how did i live without a backup camera of this long#also like. carplay. and auto windshield wipers. and keyless entry/start. and adjustable steering wheel#AND its electric! kinda. (a plug-in hybrid so has both engines but can run on only electric)#i've finally joined the 21st century#although tbh i thought my first car of my adult life may be something bougie. a BMW or some shit#alas i grew up to be too practical. so i bought a prius. because of course.#listen i live in california and wanted to go electric for forever#alas elon shat the bed by being elon so a tesla was an absolute no go#its funny like... you know that most of your customers for these cars were well-off environment-conscious liberals right#i've seen a tesla with a bumper that says 'i bought this before i knew elon was crazy'#which. like. yeah. fair#other fun events from last week. there was a fire super close to our house and we were in the evacuation zone#which is like. wow. i know its been dry and windy but i never thought it would actually happen HERE#everything is okay and we're safe and it was put out really fast#but definitely gave us a pause and made us think about whats important (our cat. everything else is replaceable.)#but another reason this weekend is good: it RAINED. last night and today.#listen i've been... extremely extremely extremely sad the past week#because of everything. because of 'allowance' of ice agents hospitals and thinking about what i would do and risk because FUCK THEM#suffering isn't moral and doesn't help anyone. just trying to find a way to help my community#and three nice things happening AND just hearing the border fire is under control...#its going to be okay. it really is.#anyway this post is about FANFICTIOn#fun fact i started looking into numerology that has to do with ying-yang#which is helping me decide on how many chapters per 'part'#its clever and unnecessary but makes me happy so whatever#chapter 4 of eih is ~2k works now as a mostly-outline
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Guess who didn't get to go home 😭
#not snz#I'm fucking tired bro I'm so ready for this shit to be over#it's been over two weeks and it's just over 60% contained#i never wanna do this shit again this is more than enough for one lifetime 😭#and yet i will continue to do it 😔#but we went on a rescue mission of sorts today so that was something lmao#one of my friends called me frantic to see if i was anywhere near his house bc our physical station is somewhat close to him#bc he was at work and got an evacuation order and panicked bc his dog was still there#so i went running to my captian bc we were like maybe fifteen minutes away like 'please can we go save the dog'#and he actually said yeah so a few of us went code three to his house to grab the dog lmaoooo#and we were all cheering and going crazy like we did something as my buddy's house is still standing completely untouched hours later lmao#that was the most exciting thing we've done lmaoooo i was like wow is this how they feel on the shows#and the dog stayed with us for a few hours until my buddy got off work so we were taking pictures of him in front of the engines LMAO#we have fun while on standby 😌#anyway night watch duty again bc sleep is overrated lmao ✌️#work tag
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i had a professor look at the weather tomorrow, realize its too cold to walk safely (below 0F degrees at the time of day i'd be out to get to class), remember that i reached out about accommodations, and email me to ask if we need to set up a video call to go over what she covered in class instead. this same teacher also included her pronouns in her syllabus.
i think this semester is gonna be ok
#i'm taking an uber to class so i don't need the video call. but like. holy shit#there are So many teachers that wouldn't give a fuck lol#and she's the first teacher i've had from my university's college of engineering actually give out pronouns#(i've had other teachers share pronouns but they were from whatever college(s) cover biology and english and history)#(and the biology TA gave 'part of the family' vibes. and i know the history prof is queer since she runs a bunch of the queer programs)#(the english prof gave more 'well meaning ally' vibes and also i think it was a department requirement. but it was still nice to see)#but the engineering departments don't require it and generally prefer to pretend queer people don't exist#(usually not in a rude way. more of a 'most of us are ESL and also that has nothing to do with force diagrams so we dont care' vibe)#(some of them its definitely a rude way tho. which sucks)
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Actually it is SO weird to me to remember that I was an engineering student and that later on I had been pursuing a minor in statistics
I may be a IT & com person in the end, but I do have the foundations of engineering and statistics in my brain too. Wild !
#speculation nation#if i hadnt liked coding so much i probably wouldve still been an engineer.#like my school does a first year engineering track where u learn the basics and then explore different engineering options#so by ur second year u choose your official track and that decides the rest of your schooling.#and id been thinking about computer & electrical engineering. often goes hand in hand.#guys i couldve been an electrical engineer. honestly that wouldve been so cool. wasnt meant to be tho 👍#i took a coding class my 2nd semester. first experience with coding. it was in C. i LOVED it.#and it got me comparing computer engineering and computer science and i decided that i wanted to do computer science#but well the intro course for that fucking sucked. didnt wanna go back to engineering either bc i hated engineering lol#im smart enough but it's fuckin soul sucking man.#eventually tho i found my way to my current home. im a techie :3 and im happy with that.#anyways do i seem like the kind of person who was into engineering and statistics? sometimes it's weird for me to remember.#but i did spent Years assuming id end up as an engineer. my grandpa was one. my dad was studying to be one b4 he dropped out#and my sister is one. just kinda runs in the family i guess. & so i was So Sure that was where i was going.#took. an engineering class in high school and everything. taught me some good foundational skills in modeling#also was the class that let me develop my signature. bc we had a notebook we had to sign the top of every day#so me doing my signature over and over again. i decided to use it as an opportunity to make it My Own. rather than just my name in cursive.#so yeah im a techie that talks good but i do have that math brain. engineering basis. statistics knowledge.#kinda feel like a jack of all trades (master of none) with it all. but see thats a good thing for companies (i hope)#ive got foundational knowledge of many things. and i am Adaptable. they can teach me the in depth shit i need to know themselves.#and i Also have my work experience in management... which i hope will help my case when applying to companies too.#aaaahhh!!! so many things to think about!!! but at the end of the day i am smart & educated and i will be a good asset to any company i join#i just need to convince them of that 😂 but i can probably figure something out. something !!!#i will graduate college and get some kind of IT job that pays decently & work my way up to maybe someday being an IT manager or smth#i can finally start. truly growing up. instead of being stuck in forever college unable to drive myself anywhere.#have my IT job and a car and the ability to do Whatever i want.... god i want it so bad.#im just daydreaming by this point. god im so excited to finally graduate college.
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oooooh so! for fic recs! I would ask for Dead Three fic recs for BG3 but I think we have read all the same things so Tyranny!!!
Anything with lush prose and Bleden Mark.
And anything with my fav problematic beastwife Kills-In-Shadow :D
i was under the impression i will be easily able to recommend tyranny fics - and then i remembered most of what i read was in russian OTL
from english ones, I really liked the Bleden Mark & Fatebinder It's A Hundred Thousand Miles Off, Coming Closer Every Day by ialpiriel and Ad Coleum by Nebulad, both short and sweet and dialogue-heavy, which I enjoy
there's absolutely nothing in english that's Killsy-centric which i consider a crime and a personal attack (she's the ideal woman. you may not like it, but that's what female peak performance looks like)
i would shamelessly rec my fics - if i ever finished and posted them
#thank you for this ask. i got hit with a wave of nostalgia that nearly killed me#i promised myself if i successfully defend my engineering thesis i will replay tyranny and write some fics and art some art for it#as a reward#i've been thinking abt it recently (tho i'm often thinking abt it bc its one of my fav games ever)#abt how much some of the themes in bg3 reminded me of some themes in tyranny#specifically on a durge run. if you know you know#i will say shit like 'manva with her whole conduit of energy theme would make a banger kyros-aligned fatebinder' and not elaborare#also lae'zel is killsy-coded#which might explain why i love her so#as an aside#if ur in a mood for a whole-ass novel u should read 'his own medicine'. a nerat-centric post-game AU written by a friend#always here to eagerly shill for my friends :3
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ohhhh u know what i wanna write. need to, even. very important to do it at some point. but i think i really do need to make the doctor have a meltdown. i think that would be very cathartic to put them through.
#whump but autism flavored. for me.#i mean i imagine that he has been having them just off-screen when the worse adventures are over#can keep it together as long as he’s running because he can focus on something else and. then when he is not it all hits at once.#the doctor curled on the tardis floor because he can hear her engine vibrating through it and its the only sensation that isnt causing him#physical pain to experience at the moment#i need him to go thru some shit okay. never enough fics in the autistic doctor tag on ao3#skmeone remind me to outline this in the morning. gotta pick which doctor to do it to. which companion to be with him.#i am feeljng ten & donna but that could change#oh on that note: thinks about 14 having meltdowns about. ‘normal things’.#local man who has saved the world a thousand times suddenly finds out that grocery store lighting is intensely stressful and makes him want#to cry. despite all contradicting evidence that this is happening to him is a good thing.#means he’s recalibrating slowly to allow his body to be upset by things like that rather than pushing all of it down to be set off by#the world nearly exploding or someone he loves getting hurt. instead he can get overwhelmed by small things and feel safe that if he reacts#to that. nothing bad will happen to him while he’s having a meltdown. ohhhhh donna bringing him a weighted blanket because he went to hide#in his tardis after comjng home and not saying a word to anyone…..#okay im done i swear im done.
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Idk, there's this one moment that happens immediately after Serapis gets Stella to kill him because he's desperate to escape being king for even just a few days. Where I'm extremely torn on what happens next.
Obviously Serapis is revived in the heart of the maze like he has been many times before, he's home and alive and has to swim to the surface of the blood red waters to breathe and climb back out onto dry land. And the heart of the maze is surrounded by the temple Aetius's family tends too.
I can't decide if it's better for Aetius to be on pool duty that day, for it to here the gurgling of the heart as someone is brought back and to prepare for them to emerge like it does anyone else. Only for it to be Serapis. It's hero and dear friend it thought it would never see again after they said their goodbyes. Aetius would tackle him back into the waters, too excited and ecstatic to wait for him to fully get out. They're both drenched and stained orange and red. And despite Aetius having been back for weeks already, it is only now that it feels it is home.
Or for Aetius to be off in the maze, guiding some other lost soul back to their own clan or colony. Taking communications or gifts or what not between some of the communities. Just doing its job as it has done its entire adult life. Serapis comes from the waters, he meets Aetius's family and they let him stay within their den while he waits for Aetius to return. Its been years since Serapis last saw the inside of the maze. He has no hope his own den is still unoccupied, but he won't leave the temple to return to his guard duties until Aetius comes to guide him home. And in this version, Aetius returns dusty and tired to the den it was born in and where its family has lived since they took up their duty tending to the heart of the maze. And Serapis is there beside one of the fires, talking to its siblings and looking so at home in its colony that it thinks it's dreaming this.
#cute bouncy kitten characterization scene vs Aetius as an entire person with a Life Serapis is just one piece of#Like i lean in hard on the comedy of Aetius and its relationship to Serapis bc those are the Fuzzy Warm aspects of a character#who makes nasa engineers look like infants and has a strong lust for violence and deep loyalty to its family and their home#Aetius's entrance into the story is it being beaten and bled near half to death. The only reason it was sold was because the poachers#didn't think it would survive the night and so wouldn't grow back its golden pelt again and so no longer had value to them#It has been through Shit. and its the one who brings the poachers down and saves the others who were taken.#its the Brains. Its also a kitty kitty kitty cat.#im running high rn so idk if this is making any sense
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Guess what bitch cooked their CPU again!
(It was me, I'm the bitch)
#kerytalk#ok to be fair I was running two copies of blender and one was open on this file with a shader map that looked like factorio#because I was trying to figure out how BG3 textures work to rebuild them#I should have probably double checked the render engine was set to the right setting on the file I downloaded that I was examining#because blender is a FUCKING BITCH WHO KEEPS PUTTING IT ON CPU RENDER#ugh I need those fans#AMD chip runs like the sun#Karlach core in my PC#hahahah#at least this only happens when I'm doing stupid shit in blender#I mean I could look at the thermal paste but that requires unscrewing my cooler and I really don't wanna#and all idle temp readouts are in normal ranges so idk man#probably just my case fans are shite
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#i'm honestly not feeling starfield tbh...#over encumbrance fucking kills you annd all storage chests & ship cargo have tiny storage limits#and don't get me started on the performance#i should be able to play comfortably at a high-ultra mix but it hardly runs on low#and i have a good idea why and it's fucking stupid#fallout 76 has this same problem#creation engine games run like shit with borderless fullscreen#but there is no option here to set it to true fullscreen#disabling Fullscreen optimization helps but not much#it's fucking stupid#also since i have a nivida card i got fucked by their little amd deal it seems#honestly gonna just wait for creation kit 2 to come out so i can fix these problems but still#it's fucking annoying#i know the little console warrior freaks are gonna take offense but i'm just not enjoying it#the game was a gift so i feel bad but right now i just am not liking it#i feel like this is gonna be another skyrim where i hate the base game but modding keeps going and made it fun for me
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she only knows how to doggy paddle but she does it really well call that the beast stroke
#thinking about the main character of a game i want to make. siiiiigh#guy struggles with learning game engine basics while dreaming of making an open world game solo. more at 11#is it reeeaally so much to ask for to be able to code the whole thing & create a fighting game based combat system & compose an#entire soundtrack & draw all key art and character designs with extensive fauna and flora#& optimize a lush open world to run on lower end/handheld hardware &. by GOD i did not even mention the tea brewing system#and the animal befriending mechanics and the joycon gyro controlled in-game instrument with midi support for PC#okay i say open world but i am going to have loading screens because i believe in the everlasting spirit of human imagination and i think#no one will cry shit their pants and rattle their enclosure bars if they have to suspend disbelief for 4 seconds#taking a trip to the art museum like UM. why did all these painters use canvases with edges... how am i supposed to be immersed now.#also as per standard procedure i am just projecting my traits onto the characters i make. i only know da doggy paddle#well that's a lie i technically know freestyle but. its scary. whud if i get wader in my moutg
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What does it mean that being referred to as Pyro in a TF2 MvM server made me experience an emotion I can identify only as Gender Euphoria
#i just like playing pyro mvm because they do Damage. and if you heal every kill you can just run around w+m1ing and win so good#+ if there's an engineer on the team you can airblast sentry busters so everyone else can blow it up safely away from the engineer's shit
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hey @catsarehumanstoo, how dare you leave incredible addition this in the notes:
if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.
#technically most the heat would probably come from the heat of equipment in the tunnels#(like the brakes and the engines on the trains and lights and whatnot in the stations)#especially if- wait‚ did the tube use steam when it was first built?#that sounds stupid as shit to use steam trains in an underground railway#but never put it past the victorians to do incredible levels of stupid shit#okay quick wikipediaing later: yes portions of the tube *did* run steam‚ but only the shallow tunnels in like the central circle routes etc#idk exactly what lines on the modern day map or how much of those tunnels are still in service ive been to london like once in my life okay
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