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imagine just an ordinary burglar trying to rob mr. benedict's house. can you fucking imagine
#i have so many thoughts i cant even cram them onto the page#the security system. the immediate batshit response they get#milligan completely ready to beat the shit out of them#they're all tied up/the guy is tied up and then some professor looking motherfucker comes in and is like#they dont have the usual shock watches???? and they're wearing black isntead of grey#and then they're like 'wait. wait. mr benedict. i think. i think they might have been. robbing us?'#and the burglars are just like what.#yes of course we were--what did they THINK was happening#and theyre just like oh! oh. okay. hm. well. listen. how about this. we're just gonna let you go and like. maybe dont come back#and we wont say anything! deal? :)#like just . flghkjfghljh#i dont know. its funny ot me#on so many levels im imagining so many things#mbs disney#the mysterious benedict society
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Who else up thinking about her
#nami#one piece#cat burglar nami#fanart#I don't know tumblr I'm just gonna dump my art here and run 💀#nami fanart#one piece fanart#uh uh uh what else#sick fanart very fire#hashtag 🏳️🌈? why'd she dress like that#heart of gold nami got me on my knees#not the last time i draw it that's for sure
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I will forever love seeing Luffy and Nami holding Zoro's swords. He's so protective of those three but it's not even because he fears something might happen to them, but because he's scared something might happen to the crew and himself if he doesn't have them with him. They're like extra limbs. The ones he uses to fight and protect and breathe. He feels uneasy whenever his swords aren't around him, and that is just a fact. You can't deny that he feels comfort in having them by his side at all times, knowing that he'll be able to protect the crew from any dangers. They're tied to his heart and soul in a way that if he loses sight of them he might actually lose himself too. So he does not enjoy seeing his swords in somebody else's hands. They can disappear, he will find them. They can run away, he will follow. They can break, he trusts them not to but if they do, he will keep going carrying their bond with him still. But he doesn't like seeing them in somebody else's hands because those are his swords. His limbs. His heart. His soul. It's just not right. It never feels right. But.
But.
But sometimes Luffy acts like he knows what he's doing and actually asks for permission instead of just taking what he wants. As if crossing Zoro's boundaries would be unforgivable, when he knows Zoro would give him anything he wanted to take from him. But he asks. He asks, with a careful, polite, deep voice Zoro isn't used to hearing. But it always ends with the softest of smiles and the petition reaches a place inside of Zoro's heart that he just knows has also touched his swords. So he lets him, because how could he not, and he runs his fingers through all of them. Amazed. Astonished. Respectfully talking to them as if they could hear him. And they can. Zoro knows they hear and feel and love and crave and long for his captain's touch. He knows, because he does too. Because who wouldn't? Luffy holds them in a way he never holds anything else- Carefully. Like they aren't his. Like befriending somebody he fears might reject him. Like taking hold of Zoro's heart and holding him so gently in case he might break him. He worships them as if he weren't the god in this relationship. He looks handsome, too. Not pretty. Not cute. Handsome. Mature. His hat covers his adventurous gaze but leaves his mischievous grin for the whole world to see. And yet, the swordsman trusts him enough. Without any look or any word. He knows Luffy's face by heart, he realizes, now that he can picture his eyes quite too perfectly under his hat. His skin glistens under the sun and his tender fingers hold the sword with so much clumsiness it looks dumb. He doesn't know how to hold them, yet they don't want to move away from him. It's clumsy but it takes over them. Maybe it's his haki. Maybe it's the effect the future king of the pirates has. Zoro thinks it's just him. Luffy. And his heart stops the second Luffy smiles, as if he had just heard the sword respond to him. He wants to kiss him. Bite him. Let him bite back and draw blood and eat him. Let him hold him the way he holds the swords but tighter. Closer. Maybe he's in love. Zoro. With Luffy. It's not a maybe. Who is he trying to trick? He knows he is in love. With the way he smiles and the way he holds and the way he wants but respects and loves. It's funny like that, the fact that Luffy keeps being so careful when Zoro would let him tear his heart apart and eat it if he so desired. It's funny that the swords love him with such gentleness when they often demand power. Perhaps kindness is the most powerful weapon of all or, at least, Luffy's most powerful skill. Zoro hates it when somebody else holds them because they don't own them. They don't own him. He doesn't even own his swords, anyway. Nobody can. They're his the same way he's theirs, just with a bit more dominance and respect. But Luffy isn't owning them. He's praying to them. Talking to them. Befriending them. Loving them. And they would bow to him if he so desired. Zoro knows they would, as fierce as they are and violent as they seem and as sharp as they cut. They'd bow to him because Zoro would too. The uneasiness does not exist when Luffy is the one to hold them because, if Zoro had to give out his soul for somebody to take care of, that would be Luffy. And if he has to be unprotected. Naked. Bare in front of a thousand soldiers. He will if it's Luffy the one fighting instead.
Sometimes Nami wants to hold them just to feel what it's like to be in Zoro's shoes. It's a stupid reason. He refuses to let her do it as an instinctive reaction at first. She doesn't seem as interested in following the protocol as Luffy is, but she knows where to stop and she knows what to say to get on Zoro's nerves, anyway. She's equally as fierce. Equally as sharp. He won't let her hold any cursed sword, but it's not like she wants to. She's smarter than that. Careful and respectful but not that interested in the swords and what they mean, more in how they feel. Zoro gets it. Kind of. Somehow. She says something about always letting them eat her precious tangerines, so he should humor her by letting her hold Wado at least. She isn't pushing him. He knows she wouldn't. She's just teasing because she knows. She always knows. She knows he will say yes. Because he always does what she says, although he keeps demanding a bit of respect to not be treated like a dog. But Nami never forces him to do anything. He could refuse. She would give up at some point. But there's just something about her- Stubbornness. Strength. Love. So much love and care and worry and anger. And Zoro likes her. She's selfish, too, like a pirate should be. Stronger than Zoro in the ways that matter. Smarter, too, even if he wouldn't admit it out loud. But she leads the way and he follows, not because that's a dog's job, but because he wants to. He trusts her. Something he never thought he would. But he does. She's smart. She leads the way. She knows where they're going. They somehow are the same and totally different at the same time. Zoro grounds Luffy when he gets lost. Nami leads them both so they won't. So there's something about her curiosity that makes him soften. He never knows exactly why he does what she says. Why he indulges her like that. But it's satisfying, for some reason he refuses to read within himself, the satisfactory and pleased grin on her face when he hands her Wado. She's careful with her. Awful at holding her. Bad posture. Great smile. Horrible movements. Beautiful eyes. It's okay, though, he thinks. Wado likes her because Zoro likes her. Nami loses interest within a minute, complaining about the weight and the sudden realization of "you always have this thing in your mouth" which makes her want to give her back. But she stares at her for a whole minute. It isn't her thing, but her eyes spark when the sword is returned to Zoro. Trust. A smile. Thankfulness. Her bangs are getting a bit longer and one strand of hair gets in the middle of her teasing smirk. She says she prefers her clima-tact, but swords are fine, "I guess". "She's pretty" she says. Zoro thinks she is pretty. Nami. In a way he can't quite describe because he has never really been good at that. But she is. Like a blade. Sharp. But in the right hands this time for her not to cut the ones she loves anymore. She hands him a tangerine next, every time he lets her hold his sword. An exchange. "I give you something that matters. You give me something that matters". Zoro wants to say it's not the same, but the tangerine is sweet. Juicy. His fingers then smell strongly of citrus. Almost as similar as steel. If he can feel Nami's heartbeat in every bite, he wonders if she has been able to hear his in the hilt of his sword. Calm. Peaceful. Safe.
Zoro doesn't like seeing his swords in somebody else's hands because those are his swords. His limbs. His heart. His soul. It's just not right. It never feels right. But.
But sometimes it does.
#romance dawn trio my beloved#btw it's not meant to be romantic between zoro and nami they're besties and love each other deeply#however it is meant to be extremely romantic between zoro and luffy zoro is very very gay#what is this? idk. why did i write this? idk.#this maybe does not make any sense and i do not care okay#i am just vibing here#as you can see this was supposed to be a short post. it wasn't#i just think there's something about zoro letting nami and luffy hold his swords it makes me soft#this was supposed to be about ALL the crew but the bond these three have is important to me so let's leave it like this#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#cat burglar nami#nami#romance dawn trio#zolu
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to ask for help 🌘
closeups and palette inspo after cut
#nami#arlong park#art#drawing#digital art#procreate#my art#one piece#one piece fan art#straw hat nami#one piece nami#cat burglar nami#arlong park arc#part of a series#op nami#nami one piece#op#straw hats#straw hat pirates#angst#lunami probably#it’s a series of portraits of each of their moments with luffy I think. was gonna redo zoros but idk#idk what I’m doing I just like gradient maps
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CHICAGO P.D. 6.15, "Good Men" (2019)
#chicago pd#jay halstead#jesse lee soffer#tvedit#cpd#cpd 6x15#guns#elevator hallway police radio vest black hoodie burglar thief gun good men edit 6.15#mine#hi this gifset was good in theory bc i like this little scene but it turned out meh so i didn't post it#but i keep scrolling past it in my drafts so ... ok ... why not just release it on a friday night when no one's looking#also one thing i really like about this scene is his voice. the way it's soooo calm and soothing until !!!!!#and then it's all high alert 5021 george squad advise my partner there's a second offender coming her way and i love her so so so much#<- tru fax that's exactly what happened#cpdedit#jayhalsteadedit#jesseleesofferedit#S6
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BICEP MEME BICEP MEME BICEP MEME.
Cant convince me Nico Robin doesn't have some guns hidden on her frfr.
#one piece#nico robin#nami#cat burglar nami#robin#op nami#op robin#nami op#robin op#nico robin x nami#nami x robin#nami x nico robin#robin x nami#robinami#narobin#yuri#bicep meme#gayyyy#What it looks like when Nami is just existing and Robin wants to fuck
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navigator 🍊
twt | ig | ko-fi | event
#cat burglar nami#nami#one piece nami#one piece#opla#artists on tumblr#prowlle#prowlle art#prart#im so in love w emily rudd holy shit#im open to suggestions on what other character to draw next im just spinning them in my head like pizza rolls in a microwave
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straw hat girlies pro wrestling designs. anyways
#one piece#partly artly#nico robin#nami#cat burglar nami#miss all sunday#doodles#trying to use gradient maps less unlessi need it bc sometimes i LIKE the OG colours i use then it gets muddied#i dont even hate the colours i use usually. i just think 'WHAT IF IT WAS COHESIVE'#anyways
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lackadaisy has inspired me... what if... they were kitties....
#churro art#doodles#illustrations#? question mark again because its at that weird half rendered point again HAHA#one piece#one piece fanart#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#cat burglar nami#OHHHH SHE COULD BE LIKE. A LITERAL CAT BURGLAR.#straw hat pirates#furry art#anthro#okay okay kitties is a bit of a broad statement.. Im sorry i just HAD to make zoro a tiger... otherwise it felt wrong..#also uhm ignore that i forgot his tail AHAHAHAH#but yea! zoros a tiger namis an orange tabby and luffy is like. those cats that you dont even know what type of cat they are but hes long#sorry EHEHEH i know i dont ever psot anthro stuff but like lackadaisy was SO SO GOOD#my op brainrot made me think omg this is so cool.. what if the mugiwaras were kitties..#anyways what should we call this au ladies. kitty piece? one paw?#I LIKE ONE PAW
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nami and zoro instantly clock eachother as gay when they meet in Orange Town and it takes luffy about a week to remember that romance and attraction exists then Also instantly clocks them
#rdt is just three queer people looking at eachother and instantly Know#i love them#nami and zoro have psychic queer offs on that tiny ass boat they had for like five episodes#nami pulls up sees some fucker bleeding out from a stab wound and goes I Know What You Are#luffy probably radiates so much queer energy but its so hard to decipher in what direction#[aroace luffy hes just like me fr]#is this inspired by my friend telling me hes seeing people romantically and i got confused because i forgot that like attraction existed#yeah#i loove rdt#theyre such a fun dynamic of three people who you think Would autism clash but no!!#theyre besties#zoro teases nami about vivi when she first joins and she tries killing him#nami embarasses zoro whenever he tries to flirt with a guy at a bar and he tries to kill her#etc#they use luffy as a human shield#okay im done#one piece#op#one piece thoughts#roronoa zoro#zoro#cat burglar nami#nami#monkey d luffy#straw hat luffy#luffy#romance dawn trio
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I love fics where Bilbo is just at a little bit of a whore
#not on the journey#but like back in the day that boy was doing the nastiest things in the forest and in haylofts#and then there’s thorin with no experience whatsoever#and they’re both so dumb#and Bilbo is just like oh I’m gonna climb him like a tree#and once thorin recovers from having his entire world shook but the burglar of all people he’s like#what the hell are they teaching those hobbits in the shire jfc
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ok i gotta be real for a second
am i the only one who finds bellamere's standing up to arlong and going 'no that money is for my daughters' not only really stupid but also extremely selfish?
because she knew it would result in her death. and while her point of acknowledging the girls as truly her kids through and through was very touching... you know what I think would have mattered so much more?
not having their mom murdered in front of them. to be able to curl up in her arms after a rough night. to have her actually in their lives as they grow.
like, her dying doesnt make their lives easier. instead of choosing to live and have the ability to like, physically hold and comfort them through troubled lives, she took the easy route. theres a reason we say 'pity the living, not the dead'.
is this a thing? cuz my god, i cannot watch the arlong park arc without seething because of this.
#ditto rambles#one piece#one piece bellemere#cat burglar nami#one piece nami#she straight up chose the 'pat myself of the back' option and dipped out#WHEN HER DAUGHTERS WOULD PROBABLY JUST WANT THEIR MOM TO HUG THEM#like GIRL WHAT
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It still amazes me the number of people who see the juxtaposition between Nami and Usopp during Wano and their fight against Ulti as "Nami's devotion to Luffy is unmatched, unlike Usopp's" when she isn't able to say he won't be the king of the pirates but Usopp is telling her to lie.
I think most people don't have in mind, either, that Usopp isn't the one being directly asked. He is looking out for Nami and begging her to lie to keep her alive because he is scared to death they might lose her for something as insignificant as lying. For him, lying is a form of survival and it is not that big of a deal because he trusts Luffy enough to tell Nami to lie about her feelings. It is something that will only stay between them because he knows it is better to lie than to die and Luffy would want it that way too.
And that doesn't mean he isn't loyal to Luffy or his dream. He is just looking out for Nami's safety. And as I said-- He isn't being asked directly, either. It is easier to tell others to lie about something of the sort than to do it yourself, and if the roles were reversed I personally think he'd have the most awful of times with it too.
Nami refuses to say Luffy won't become the king of the pirates because for her, even if lying has gotten her out of messes, she puts her trust and loyalty in Luffy before her own instincts of survival because lying is what got her to push them away when they first met and this is the one thing she can't lie about because it would hurt more than death.
Then again, I think she would do the same exact thing Usopp did if she wasn't being the one asked. It is the whole point of the scene, actually. They both know the most rational thing is to lie so the one witnessing the scene will always be cold-headed about it, but the one having to lie is the one suffering the bitter realization of how lying about this and saying it out loud is way harder than it seems from an outsider's perspective.
So I am tired of seeing people criticizing Usopp for his decision during the fight against Ulti as if it were that easy for him to see Nami being about to get killed if she doesn't lie. Sorry for the guy to actually want to protect the people he loves instead of letting her be reckless and basically kill herself freely for telling a truth even Luffy would tell her to lie about if it meant living.
#i am very intense about this scene actually#and usopp haters are so annoying when it comes to this#as if nami wouldn't have done the same if the roles were reversed#they're often on the same page when it comes to survival except for this one time and i think it's because they're not on the same situatio#and also i think nami has a harder time verbalizing these things because she is very vocal abt her trust in luffy#but usopp's trust in luffy is something they know for a fact and he knows that lying wouldn't change that#but i think too that he would've done the same as nami in her situation#and even if he hadn't. he is way more logical when it comes to these things than her#nami makes her beliefs visible and loud while usopp keeps them to himself mostly and i think she needs to say it out loud for it to be real#while for usopp lying is just surface level of believing in something when he trusts his own feelings enough#YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??? i am not crazy#anyway usopp haters i don't like you you're the weakest link and nami would hate you#one piece#usopp#cat burglar nami#wano arc
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Don’t cry, Thorin. Frosting melts when you don’t let the cake cool before putting it on
#the hobbit#thorin oakenshield#bilbo baggins#bagginshield#thilbo#my headcannon is that thorin has golden child syndrome#he gets very frustrated#when things dont go as planned#esp during the exile#imagine being a kid and youre suddenly king and everyone has eyes on you#everything you do has to be no less than perfect because you have all these people counting on you#i cant imagine the pressure and how hard he mustve been to himself#do you think that was why he was such an ass during the start of the hobbit?#he doesnt want to get attached to the burglar who would likely die in the end#why make yourself vulnerable to such hurt#weeh this was supposed to be about cake#and how i wanted to learn a more serious art style to express better angst#but keeps on going back to silliness#head cannon is also that they both taught each other to be less concerned about what people think and just enjoy themselves#my art#thorin slso has that durin puppy eyes he just dont use it as much#cake fail#angst fail
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I want to see Older/Senior Citizen Woman variant of Black Cat giving Teenager Spider-Man the slip and teasing him but also being sort of a mentor in a way to him. giving him stealth advice and advice on how to do some cool sick tricks in self defense and fighting.
(while she also steals things along the way… he knows and tries to tell her to put it back and stop stealing, but she just laughs it off, pats his head, tells him he's a good boy and to keep it up for the bigger threats)
#ghostie mumbles#black cat#felicia hardy#don't touch me I need this so bad. give me cool older woman Black Cat. also don't be freaking weird about this please.#WE NEED MORE COOL OLDER WOMEN WHO KICK BUTT IN OUR VARIOUS MEDIA!!!!#LIKE FOR REAL. I WANNA SEE OLDER WOMEN KICK BUTT AND LOOK COOL.#also fun fact: they don't even have to kick butt physically. just look at madame web. she is confined to her chair and yet she's still cool#she deserves better as a character and has so much potential too to be a really cool character beyond what she has been.#anyways plz think about old lady black cat who has been doing this cat burglar thing for decades and is still going strong
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Shadows of Fear: Did You Lock Up? (1.1, Thames, 1970)
"And they didn't make much mess?"
"No, not really. They forced that door. Smashed the cabinet, slashed a sofa. And kicked a hole in the bedroom door."
"Ah. Big mistake."
"What is?"
"Never lock inside doors. Anything you can to keep them out - but when they're in, let 'em get on with it."
"I'll remember."
#shadows of fear#single play#roger marshall#1970#classic tv#thames#kim mills#michael craig#gwen watford#ray smith#mark mcmanus#malcolm kaye#charles leno#having come to something of a premature pause in my New Scotland Yard watch (the first ep of series 3 isn't on the YT playlist I've been#using and is proving quite tricky to get ahold of) i thought I'd revisit this brief lived anthology series for the creepy season. i first#watched this about 10 years ago and my memories of it are scant to say the least‚ so it seemed like good viewing for the season#the production history of SoF is lost in the mists of time (unless someone out there wishes to enlighten me?); this first episode was shown#in June of 1970‚ but the rest didn't follow until January of the following year; probably this acted as a sort of pilot to gauge viewer#reactions to another vaguely horrorish anthology series (the previous decade had been ripe with them‚ tho we rarely see their like today)#and then there's the odd case of the final ep‚ shown almost 2 years after the series ended and running to half the length (and generally#feeling like an entirely different format) but I'll come to that when (and if) i get to the episode itself. this debut ep is... well it's#fine. i was excited to see Marshall's name in the opening credits‚ one of the most dependable of old tv writers and I'd quite forgotten he#contributed to this show. but the issue here is simply one of length. the plot is solid‚ a suitably grotty little tale of a family man's#mounting obsession with the burglars who broke into his home. it would make a good ep of Tales of Unease (shortly to begin on Thames'#sister broadcaster LWT) or a few years later as an episode of Tales of the Unexpected; both being 25 minute shows. but this clocks in at#close to 50 mins and there isn't really enough to it to sustain that longer running time‚ leaving it feeling a little stretched thin and#flimsy. a shame‚ because Craig and Watford are putting in excellent performances as the middle class couple whose reactions to the burglary#slowly shift as time passes (he goes from prosaic acceptance to fixated malice‚ she from shocked indignation to making peace with it all)#no big surprises in where the play is headed or how it plays out‚ but that's often the case with these things; it's often just as much#about the horrible foreknowledge of what must come than some shocking twist‚ and this plays it about right. it's just too long is all.
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