#and that's that about that

[ramblingoak]

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I'll give you a whole bouquet if you can give me even one even if it's made up line from Latin teacher copia 👀 You may have forgotten about it but I haven't

Funnily enough I HAD forgotten about it...but I had it saved in my google docs as "sexy latin professor Copia" so it was easy enough to find!

Copia x Reader (NSFW, reader is his TA, Copia growls in a sexy way, mention of spanking, 18+ only, not edited don't judge me)

You never expected the semester to end with you bent over Cardinal Copia’s desk and your bare ass sticking into the air.

However…here you were.  Cardinal Copia’s, no Professor Copia’s, handprint still stinging and red on your skin.  He said he preferred being called Professor while at the college to teach his seminar.  It didn’t matter to you either way, you’d call him whatever he wanted as long as he kept touching you.  Even having him looking at you was enough.

And then today he had given his final lecture and of course chose to speak about the sin of lust.  You had barely made it through the class and had been vibrating at your desk the entire time.  He had kept sending dark looks your way and you swore he kept adding a darker and darker growl each time he said lust.  

Then came the wait of the students handing in their final assignments and you trying to keep the stack nice and neat in your shaking hands.  Professor Copia had been standing at the door saying goodbye to everyone, acting pleased when everyone was enthusiastic about how the class went and asking if he’d be back.

“Oh I’m sure there’s a few reasons for me to come back.”  You didn’t need to turn around to know he was staring at you as he said it.  It felt like the strange eyes of his could burn into your soul.  You glanced up at the clock on the wall, taking a few shaky breaths as it slowly clicked over to the last minute of class.  In one minute you wouldn’t be his TA anymore and all the anticipation that had been building between you for weeks could be resolved.

You turned when you heard the door close, the sound echoing through the empty room.  He was slowly stalking towards you like a predator, throwing a quick glance up to the clock at the same time you did.  When it chimed at the hour he met your eyes and smiled while he reached over and took the stack of assignments out of your hands.

He then dropped them to let them scatter across the floor.

“Time for your confession, cara mia.”

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[ladyshinga]

[cannibalchicken]

[rhythmgameurl]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[sheepydraws]

The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

[bookslutskye]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!