#and that's probably lowballing

[nattyontherun]

thinking rather intensely about to collision,,,, but not quite to collision as it's written? see, if i really think seriously about the series, i played it really safe.

cue for ppl reading: maybe probably totally unhinged plotting and raving up ahead!

in a world where i thought about this at least two months earlier than right now, hearthfire would--rather than include an accidental time travel arc--be utterly set in the future. no timey whimey bullshit, no /shisui's just this same kid he used to be/. we'd have a shisui who has lived the last nearly two decades in hiding finally returning to konoha.

i wouldn't set this as far in the future if that happened. actually, i'd put it right after the divorce because i LOVE the drama and that's when everyone's relationships are shakiest--it's also a time when kakashi would have more security in his position to provide the most consequential changes to konoha including the ousting of the council--ehm. anyways. in that world, shisui walks right through the gates and secures himself that first meeting with kakashi and just--

and it would be poly kakashixsasukexshisui because i am me and the sheer concept of those three disparate individuals just pingponging into each other despite everything makes my widdle heart sing. just sasuke still not quite coming to grips with his trauma, dissociation and depression, kakashi trying his BEST with it but without that relationship security we have in hearthfire and shisui being SHISUI but older, way more jaded and guiltier too for fucking off out of sasukes life and the war despite being utterly blind to boot???? just rolling around on the floor, the sheer DRAMAAAAAAAA

i don't know if i'll ever put pen to paper, idea to mouth and work this out, but the story beats would be entirely different i think. the concept would just fly right off its hinges. i imagine it would be angstier--way more reckoning, more plot too because an older shisui would insist on involving himself in konoha politics in some way, whether thats taking sasuke out of the village or personally persecuting the council. sakura wouldn't play as much of a role, especially at the beginning because holy shit i would not touch those three with a ten foot pole in her shoes and i don't think she'd have wanted to be around kkss for at least a year after the separation anyways yk?

shisui would also stay blind longer. kakashi and, i think, sasuke wouldn't be as quick to trust him enough with eyeballs if he'd just been in hiding the entire time. i guess naruto and shisui would also get along better cos he'll have gained the time earned patience all uchiha slamdunk into after hitting the end of puberty. and just... yeah idk where i'm going with this i just wanted to scream into the void about the sheer concept of this fjwhsjshshhshsh something about an older shisui moving on from his traitorous dead childhood sweetheart itachi to his old captain and baby brother is so fucking hilarious and knowing me, angsty and i want it on a silver platter...

if only i didn't have to cook it my damn self😭😭😭

[pisoprano]

“Average herald withstands 500 years of torture before bringing back the Desolations” actualy just statistical error. Average herald withstands 50 years of torture. Talenel’Georg, who lives on Braize & withstands 4,500 years of torture, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[lsdoiphin]

Dan told me I had to wait until Episode 1 was released before I started with the character assassinations. Since Episode 1 is out now, well, the pact has been fulfilled.

[locria-writes]

mc is just straight up not having a good time at all

[maeamian]

Becoming deeply radicalized against the idea of crewed Mars missions, y'know how the Rovers keep sending back better and better data what if instead of that we made an even bigger one and devoted nearly 90% of its capacity to holding a guy in a bubble on top of it instead of sending back useful data, but wait! They'll eliminate like a half hour of latency and also almost certainly contaminate the landing site and possibly the entire planet, so it's not all downside.

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

drove home right after clinic again i do feel bad for spending more on gas but for the price of my sanity and well being i think it’s worth it if i can be around my siblings and parents more this summer. for some reason i feel bad for leaving to another state for grad school and not being around as much but that’s just the way things go and im here now for the summer so might as well make the most of it! i have many worries abt my brother since he’s the youngest and got abandoned by my sisters and i leaving for college and rarely being home but he just graduated high school so it’s finally his time to experience young adulthood as we all did so this is like the last summer before all that happens im just speaking generally and vaguely but i guess that’s just an eldest daughter thing to always have (sometimes unnecessary) guilt

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

again considering how much my health has been fucking with my writing lately i doubt I’ll ever write it but like. man is dr. starline in the hypothetical bad end au sequel like. one of the absolute most despicable guys I’ve come up with. and that says a lot coming from me. the worst part is that it's all out of very bored pragmatism. he ruins at least five childrens lives in extremely horrific ways just to try and curry favour with his idol in a plan that’d never work in the first place bc he dehumanised those children so much he failed to consider eggman would be pissed at him if he broke his daughter into being the mindless obedient tool that starline assumes she’s meant to be or. y’know. drove her to suicide. which was his backup plan and something he got disturbingly close to doing. absolutely every horrific action you can think of a grown ass man doing to children who are at max fifteen (and at least one of which is single digits in age) he does them all and not out of spite or malice or even sick enjoyment. no he just wanted to curry favour with a guy who he had a parasocial attachment with and didn't even hesitate to do absolutely horrific awful things to actual children for status.

[lilythelitten]

Obsidian: Fun Fact: The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.

Logico: I like how this is a "fun" fact.

Irratino: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.

[gingergari]

baby’s first fakemon 🎉

Brairn

Type: Grass/Rock

Height: 8’0” 2.4 m Weight 247.0 lbs 112.0 kg

Ability: Wayfinder, Sturdy (Hidden)

Wayfinder is the Brairn evolution family’s signature ability. This Pokémon’s moves will always hit, but it will always move last.

Pokédex Entry 1: Brairn prefer to remain stationary if possible. Hikers can reliably use them as cairns.

Pokédex Entry 2: It is believed that Brairn originated from the emotions and spirit of hikers on trails.

Origins: Brairn appear to be based on mossy cairns.

Etymology: Bryophyta, the taxonomic division of moss + Cairn

Brairn evolve into ??? at level 31.

[leadendeath]

if i was president i’d replace 7/4 with a second 4/20 just to make the vast majority of tumblr users super happy

[ragnars-tooth]

One of my big compulsions is taking a fuck ton of screenshots Just In Case a piece of information is important in like 4 years and I can't remember it (sometimes the information is an instagram post that I might not remember later and of course needs to be recorded everywhere (I will Not be looking at that again)) so today is my transfer 16000 images off my phone admin day (woo)

Like yeah I never looked at any of them and they were completely irrelevant to my daily life, But what if I need them ✨️ later ✨️ (you'll see that the idea of Later is doing a lot of heavy lifting here) OR what if there's a vital piece of information in the mix somewhere that I'll lose forever if I delete them? So: onto the external hard drive they go

This is one of those cases where. Yeah. Ideally I wouldn't take 16000 screenshots in half a year. And YEAH ideally I'd just delete them and not transfer them somewhere else to never look at again. BUT at least I get a clean slate and I can maybe not mindlessly save everything for 2 seconds. It's like. Small wins? Progress. Yknow.

[rozecrest]

reviews are coming up for my job and it’s the first time i qualify (i missed last years by a couple months :/) and every time i say how much i get paid my coworkers—even ones in the same position!— go damn 😨 LIKE YEAH I’VE BEEN SAYING!!!!

[intertexts]

Hi! What is worm (saw that long post you reblogged and am unbearably curious)

hi!!!! worm is a 1.7 million word long webserial by j. c. mccrae, or wildbow, about, um, superheroes. it's primarily a phenomenal, meticulous deconstruction of pretty much every cape comic trope out there + secondly a 1.7 million word long ultraviolent exploration of trauma and morality! it is one of my favorite novels of all time and also i think one of the best pieces of cape (<- using this as looser shorthand for superhero here because it is primarily about. supervillains! not heroes. well. mostly. it's complicated) media out there. genuinely incredibly written, completely brain-rewiring material even if you're not into comics or shit. i will link this post as better and longer propaganda if u are interested :]

[sometimes-sleeby-octopus]

I kept see the “Category 5 Autism Event” thing and I was like “That’s cool, but I don’t know what that means” and then I had one this week. I get it now.

[veveisveryuncool]

Do you take commissions? And if so what are your prices like? I love how you draw Kirby art so much and I’d love to commission you when I’m able to if you do. Thank you for all your wonderful art!

AGJSNCBSKKEN FIRST OF ALL 😭😭 TYSM FOR THE SUPPORT THAT MEANS SO MUCH THAT YOU THINK OF MY ART SO HIGHLY 🙏🙏

commissions! haven't done those since my discord server days, but i believe i did mention in one of my older posts that i would be interested in opening them back up soon!

as i don't have a ko-fi or paypal or anything of the sort for now, my usual payment for commissions would be in DeviantArt points (this is how i used to do them, and this is how i'll do em now 😎)

while this is all very tentative and i have yet to make a proper comm sheet, here are my basic prices for anyone who wants to commission me now!

👇

my link

if you don't have any idea how to transfer the points, i recommend making a burner account on DA and importing the points from paypal or any other source, then transferring them over to me :]

basic DA point conversion rate: 90pts = $1

headshot/bust: 300 pts

halfbody: 500 pts

fullbody: 800 pts

kirby OC: 500 pts

+background: 300 pts

+full rendering (the cooler shading): 400 pts per character

DON'TS:

- proshipping..pls no

- very complex backgrounds/characters (ask if unsure!)

- nsfw and heavy gore

-um. that's it. i will literally do anything else.

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thanks again for taking interest in commissions! i'm sure when i do officially open comms (maybe in summer?), i'll have this a lot more figured out haha

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

kama is so cool when you ignore a solid 75% of their fans