#I’m so sorry bestie

[jdc1717]

Trick or treat!!!

You sent this last year

I’m so sorry

Have you been waiting all this time?

You can have two pieces of candy for waiting

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

kama is so cool when you ignore a solid 75% of their fans

[wodania]

R and T are too close on the keyboard I always end up spelling Shireen’s name as Shiteen

[thisultraviolet]

YOU VOTED FOR SPEAK NOW.....

NOT EVEN THE KENDRICK VERSION YOU HAD TO PICK THE BAD ONE AGDKAGJ

[tinkerbitch69]

@trupie

do you think he’s capable of love even though he’s from new jersey

[just-in-the-nickleback-of-time]

Trick or treat bestie!

You get….

Jar-Jar Binks Monster Mouth Candy Tounge!

[in-a-faith-forgottenn-land]

speak now tv omg!!!! Was wondering what the eight theory is that I seem to be seeing everyone posting?!!

aaaaahhhhh yes!! i’m so excited for it!!!! i think the eight theory is the date that taylor announced speak now tv (may 5) adds up to eight i think?? i’m not sure tho

[swedenis-h]

When did it happen?

[themirepirate]

was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head

[shima-draws]

Carmine’s reaction to bringing out Ogerpon in battle against her is so cute…

Meanwhile Kieran. Uh. Kieran’s,

😬

[theghoulboysblog]

ryan spraying shane with macha out of his mouth twice in the span of a few minutes. drinking is hard. he’s trying his best 🙏

[newyorkxpizza]

my mirror is so dirty 😖

[aaron04jpg]

Fuck everyone switching up on Esteban Ocon stay away from my guy if you spent all of 24 spreading hate

[sesamestreep]

sexy himbo jock interpretations of James Tiberius Kirk are silly and do a disservice to the character for a lot of reasons, not least of which is that it fundamentally ignores all the times in canon when Kirk is faced with a scientific discovery or oddity and you can see the effort it takes for him not to clap and skip with excitement. like in ‘the devil in the dark’ when Spock posits that they might be dealing with a silicon based life form and McCoy’s like “but that’s impossible!” and Kirk literally crosses the room to flirt talk excitedly with Spock about the prospect and how it could work! and what it would mean!

What I’m saying is, Kirk’s gotta be smart and a huge dork because how else could he pull a bad autistic bitch like Spock?

[unfortunate17]

i agree with you about being frustrated with how often this fandom has top/bottom discussions but its a pretty common talking point in most fandoms so YR isn’t special for that

No I totally agree with you that it’s a common topic of discussion in a lot of fandoms, but there’s a particular way we have it in this fandom that really grinds my gears.

And don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if you hc Wilmon to be vers or if you think Wille tops or Simon tops or whatever - it’s the justification and reasoning that I’m seeing behind these headcanons that I find deeply irritating and, frankly, insulting and kind of homophobic.

This is going to get long so forgive me.

1. I’ve seen so many posts talk about how the show is “brave” and “subversive” by having Wille go down on Simon or potentially bottom, but like - what the hell are we even talking about? In what world is it subversive to show a queer character having queer sex?? What are we subverting?? This show has never shown us anything with its intimate scenes other than two guys that are deeply in love and really horny for eachother and I hate that we keep bringing this shit up!!!

2. I’ve also seen people say that it was very important for us to see Wille moving to go down on Simon in the tape in S1 because it’s “more damning evidence that he’s queer” and otherwise Wille could’ve just said he was horny and desperate but he was actually imagining he was with a girl in his denial statement. But be so fucking forreal, in what world is that a thing he could argue in an official statement to the press? He’d be the laughing stock of the world.

Wilhelm isn’t more or less gay because he went down on Simon vs the other way around. He’d still be having queer sex because he’s having sex with another guy. Arguing that the framing here is for anything other than a plot device so Wille’s face wouldn’t be visible to set up the denial is actually kind of ridiculous.

As someone very smart on here said, “I’m sorry that you apparently have a tier list of sex acts ranging from “kinda straight” to “Gaylord” 😭😭 get well soon, couldn’t be me.”

Imagine for one second Simon was the one giving Wille head? Would you have criticized the show for that?? And WHY?!

3. Next: saying that Wilmon’s relationship is “equal” because you think they’re vers is…a take and a half lmao. What the fuck does being vers have to do with a relationship being equal?? Why are we assigning arbitrary hierarchies to sexual preferences??? Why are we implying that topping and bottoming are somehow not equal and you have to carefully balance both, when, ideally, it’s just whatever the fuck everyone is into???

Wille isn’t selfish for topping. Simon isn’t sacrificing anything by bottoming. They’re fucking because they’re in love and they want to 😭

TLDR: Wille doesn’t suck Simon’s dick for class liberation. Simon riding Wille isn’t a commentary on how he’s “girl-coded.” It’s just sex, leave them alone to have a good time and stop assigning agendas to queer sex.

[luna-the-bard]

This is what trying to talk to my friend for the past several weeks has been like.