#and that my friends. is illegal
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honestly I do ship JonSatin but not in a SHIP ship kinda way and more in line with the whole Mary Magdalene/Christ Allegory idea. they are friends but they are also follower and leader and they have perceived duties and stations BUT they still manage slowly become closer and more tender and honest .............. and then it all takes takes a dramatic U-turn as the epilogue comes by because my ideal endgame for Satin is for him to get a cushy job in a castle somewhere and my ideal endgame for Jon is for him to become a semi-mythical lost figure they sing about like they sing about Orpheus in the end of Hadestown. do you get me. brought together by chance and separated by fate. maybe they'd had a chance if Jon were merely a bastard but unfortunately he is a prophesized hero-prince and Satin is just Satin. because this is feudalism and they ultimately belong in different classes even if they're both bastards. maybe they'll meet again someday, can't that be enough?
#look i blog now#genuinely i think the reason that jondany doesn't really call to me is that they ar too similar. like they COULD be happily ever after mayb#and that my friends. is illegal#jonsatin#jon snow#satin flowers#satin of oldtown#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#sun o' mine#asoiaf meta#valyrianscrolls
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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One day you're working on videos on autoplay and another you watch a 50 minutes videos of how a user faked a democracy for discord political roleplay for 3 years and it's impact on the citizens and neighboring nations
Also the author of a book (related, don't ask) got a cease and desist from the united Nations and proceeded to change the name of it on april's fools
#this is simultaneously the coolest thing and the most insane i've ever heard in my life#seems to be a political roleplay discords which they make countries#i saw some of the countries entries and i've read incredible things#such as#“The average income tax rate is 98.9%.”#'Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribblesterrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports#“surveillance cameras are banned”#“teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank”#“prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes”
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#ao3#ao3 tags#ao3 funny#thank you for submitting !!#submission#(by the submitter “my friend found this fic and said there was nothing illegal but the contents were very very strange”)
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POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom
#these goobers live in my head rent free#stupid little jesters I love them so much#squeezable little guys#DJ music man sweep#he’s so big lmao#wonder if he’s ever accidentally stepped on the DCA#They would make a little whoops cushion sound#sun and moon but it’s sibling dynamic#sun and moon but it’s them trying to murder each other#sun and moon except they’re actually really good friends and are psychically connected#front facing monty moment#front facing monty feels so illegal#*slaps sun* this thing can hold so much ANXIETY#moon when he wants you to sleep lolol#rotate#putting him in the microwave#mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#microwave noises#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf fandom#dj music man#fnaf daycare attendant
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"This isn't what I meant by 'bonding activities,'" Misa says.
L has his entire arm, up to the elbow, stuffed into the Jenga tower box. Light silently prays for his hand to get stuck. "Did you not say you wanted company, Amane-san?"
"Yeah, but I didn't mean with you," Misa retorts. "I said I was lonely without Light around!"
"Yes, and Light-kun is attached to me," L explains patiently. He successfully withdraws from the box; the missing Jenga piece dangles between his thumb and index finger. Damn it. "Many couples play tabletop games together."
"I don't want to be in a couple with this creep," Misa says. "You don't either, right, Light?"
Light sighs. "Misa, you're a suspect in a murder investigation. It doesn't really matter if you want to or not."
"What?! What about consent?"
Since when have you cared about consent? Light does not say aloud. Instead he says, "Whatever," because he's a nice person. "Let's just get this over with."
"Beh," Misa mumbles, but she settles down on the sofa to peer at the Jenga tower pieces L has dumped onto the table. Light and L sit opposite her; L, with uncharacteristic grace, places the last wood block on top of the pile.
"You know," Light remarks, "I'm pretty sure the pieces are already arranged as a tower when you first buy them. You didn't have to scatter them all out."
"Oops," L says without a hint of remorse.
No one moves. Eventually Light, with another sigh, leans over and starts stacking the tower up himself.
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Light has played Jenga before, obviously. With friends during recess when it was raining outside, yeah, but more often with Sayu and Mom over the holidays. Mom is brilliant at it; Sayu's alright, but takes too many risks. Light's no strategic master, but he's also never lost, as far as he can remember — he just plays it safe and goes for the loose blocks in the middle.
Suffice it to say that this round is going to kill him.
"This should not be standing," he says in a desperate plea to the rules of physics.
Misa grins. She's only been taking blocks from the left side of the tower (and putting them on the right side, to be fair, but that should not nearly be enough to balance this structure). Even one piece in the base level is gone. "But it is!"
"Ryuzaki," Light says, gesturing at their inadvertent creation of the Leaning Tower of Pisa's inferior cousin, "how is — how?"
"Amane-san is quite a good opponent," L muses, neatly dodging his question. He leans forward with a smile, pressing his thumb into his lip. "I am honored to be playing against her."
Misa brightens. "Hey, Ryuzaki, you're not so bad!"
"I'm here too," Light mutters.
"Hmm." L tilts his head, thumb digging deeper. Light watches the way the strands of his hair fall out of and into place. "Let's see…"
Five seconds pass. Then ten.
Light, all of a sudden, realizes he's been staring at the way L's hair curls just slightly when it brushes against the nape of his neck for far too long. He drops his gaze immediately; it lands on the chain between them instead.
The chain. The chain connected to L's hand. He could end this hell with just one tug —
No, too suspicious. If he cheats at Jenga, L will surely jail him (again) for mass murder.
"Can you hurry up?" Misa crosses her arms, leaning forward. "It's only supposed to take a minute, you know."
"Not all of us have your reality-manipulating powers, Amane-san," L murmurs. His thumb has not left his lip.
"Or maybe I'm just better than you."
L's gaze flickers upward. "Did you often play Jenga in the past?"
"Not really." Misa shrugs. "My friends weren't all that into it."
"Then I find that rather unlikely." L glances back down to the pieces he's considering; Light lets himself exhale.
"No, it just means I'm a natural talent!"
Instead of responding, L reaches and plucks a piece away. It happens so fast Light has no time to blink, exactly the same way L eats sweets.
The tower wobbles and —
No. Still standing.
"Jeez," Light mutters.
"Unhappy I'm winning, Light-kun?" L puts his piece down on the top level. He puts it down vertically. (He's already placed five other pieces this way, packed together in a geometry that is apparently conducive to structural support. Light wishes he could strangle him.)
"Who says you're winning?" Light and Misa say simultaneously.
They blink at each other. Then Misa beams, putting her hand up for a high-five. Light meets it hesitantly.
"I do," L says, unconcerned. He tugs the chain. "It's your turn, Light-kun."
"I know that." Light leans forward, narrowing his eyes. Despite everything, this shouldn't be difficult. All he has to do is find a loose block, and then this tortuous game will continue on as usual.
He briefly considers collapsing the tower on purpose.
No. Light Yagami does not lose. He taps at one of the pieces; nope, load-bearing. Another one. Nope. Another —
Suddenly he's falling — wind whistles in his ears — and then he hits something bony and angular with a thump.
Light stares. He'll deny this later but he stares and stares and stares, until he finally registers that he is lying in the lap of quite possibly the second worst man alive and jolts back upright, pushing him away. "What the fuck, Ryuzaki!"
L's laugh is low and slow and amused. "I only moved my hand a little," he says. "I didn't know Light-kun could tip over so easily."
"You are cheating," Light accuses. "You wanted me to lose!"
"The tower is perfectly intact," L says. "No evidence, no crime."
Light tears his glare away from L to check. Yes, the accursed tower is still standing. Damn it all.
"That's the whole problem, isn't it," L continues. "No evidence…"
Misa slams her hands down on the table, making the tower judder. Light startles; he'd almost forgotten she was there. "You locked us up for two months and didn't even have evidence?!"
"There is plenty of evidence in your case, Amane-san." L turns to look at her. The loss of his gaze feels a bit like a punch, but a mild one that Light is not affected by whatsoever. "And besides, I was referring to Jenga."
"Well, what about my boyfriend? He never—"
"Just drop it, Misa," Light says. "He's not changing his mind."
For a split second, Misa glares at him. Light almost flinches — and then it's gone again, replaced with a pout. "But he's insufferable!"
"You'll only have to suffer me until we catch Kira," L says dryly. "So I suppose we'd best do that as soon as possible."
(Aizawa, muttering from the control room: "Oh, really.")
"Yeah, well, we will," Misa says. "And I bet Light's going to beat you to it, 'cause he's so much smarter than you. Right, Light?"
"It's still my turn," Light says. "If you pull me again, I'll break your nose."
"Hmm. Ten percent."
Light steadies both feet on the ground, clenches his chained hand into a fist, and reaches for the tower again.
He taps. And keeps tapping. With growing horror, he realizes that there are no loose pieces. Every level is made of just the middle block and the right block now, and none of them are pullable. They’re just not enough on their own.
…Wait.
Light takes a long inhale and holds it, just in case a breath would disturb the structure. He squeezes his eyes shut, then open. He reaches for the level 75% of the way up.
Slowly, agonizingly slowly, Light uses his thumb and index finger to maneuver the middle piece into a diagonal —
There! The right piece slips out easier than butter.
Light does not indulge his first instinct, which is to yell FUCK YES!!!!!. Instead he leans back, exhales, inhales, and then puts the piece back on the top layer.
The tower does not fall.
"Your turn, Misa," Light says, attempting to school his smile from "deranged" to "enthusiastic."
Misa claps in delight. "That was amazing!"
"Interesting," L muses. "Interesting."
"What?"
"I was under the impression that moving a piece other than the one played was a rules violation," L says.
"Wh—" Light nobly does not punch him. He weighs the possibility of claiming he had never done that, but the middle block is indeed at a distinctly unnatural slant now. "That's not true. You made that up."
L leans over the side of the sofa and plucks the manual out, flipping through it carefully. "'Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced'—"
"—'unless doing so would make the tower fall,'" Light reads over his shoulder. "And it would!" The middle piece is clearly the only one holding up the entire layer. "Take that, Ryuzaki!"
L frowns. "You, Light Yagami, are a sore loser."
"I think you're the sore loser here, to be honest," Light says, faintly giddy. He could kiss someone right now.
"Your turn!" Misa says triumphantly.
They both turn to look at her. Misa has removed the other side of the base layer. The tower is now standing entirely on one block, wavering uncertainly in the faint air-con breeze.
"What the fuck," Light manages.
Misa grins. "Good luck, Ryuzaki!"
[ @deathnotetober day 21: games ]
#death note#light yagami#misa amane#l lawliet#lawlightmane#lawlight#-ish. for both. but i think its enjoyable with or without the ship reading#deathnotetober#did i write this fic entirely to achieve catharsis through light? i plead the fifth#i legit thought that move was illegal because *i* did that#and my friend said it was#but it WASNT. MY PERFECT VICTORY#(the game continued regardless and someone else lost but i feel even more vindicated now.)#edit: which of you fucks was going to tell me he canonically calls her misa-san to her face and amane otherwise#aughhh. whatever amane-san is close enough
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rgb gets what he deserves and what he deserves is a good dress
#on a page 374 so far. this guy gives me an illegal amount of serotonin#my friend told me that there is literally a tag for rgb in a dress. i love this fandom#rgb in a dress#tpoh#the property of hate#tpoh rgb#rgb#rgb tpoh
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what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again
#i just dont know how else to tell you everything !!! santoor from a different room the large family gathering the black tea with saffron#drank out of delicate glass and gold vessels cold marble on hot nights big stars big rivers big mountains#visible from busy tehran roads the ease of conversation tension eased by sarcasm tall tall cliffsides you drive by#rushing to put on headscarves before the head teacher comes in a rave by the base of damavand massive sun pastel purple skies#disjunct architecture trucks on road sides with fresh fruits pomegranates watermelons oranges everywhere#the smell of golpar on tangerines beautiful girls in tehran holding hands bautiful boys in kermanshah speaking kurdish the janky#cars on the verge of breakdown held together by love caspian sea lighting up in spring staying up into the morning on noruz#my friends uncle sang and played setar his son played the violin a little fear a lot of love remnants of something#grand carved into the cliffside everything feels bigger taller the landscape swallows you it smells like#illegally imported wine and orange blossoms and auntie's tahchin soaking your eyes in warm tea when youre sick#tomatoes and salt concrete and stone something mandmade and something raw new flag old resilience#the anger getting to us bruised eyes big grin all i know is the north i feel sorry my mother asks if id be okay#if they got a place in tajikistan we love each other enough dont we? when we look in the mirror we see each other. theres a love letter#across the border and it says I MISS YOU IM GLAD YOURE DOING BETTER itll never be the same im not okay with it at all there are no more#stars i miss jumping over big fires i miss our fireworks im sorry we cant be happy anymore everyone#leaves the mint and rosewater and sunlight for a reason.#it's not pride it's just generational regret
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POV: you're losing in Crucible
#maverick steel back at it again#one of my friends asked me why i had to keep drawing him so hot#i told her it's just his natural state of being i fear PFT#anyways#the fact that i made Mav's main weapon Crimson is very funny to me#mr. member of the hidden using a technically illegal gun#ikora turns a blind eye cause he's her specialist little protégé or whatever 🙄#maverick#maverick steel#oc#original character#destiny oc#guardians#destiny guardians#warlock#destiny warlock#stormcaller#destiny stormcaller#destiny#destiny 2#destiny the game#echosong971#art#digital art#fanart#destiny art#destiny fanart#sketch
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if i had a nickel for everytime a wildclaw napping ft. a small bird was requested -
top: Cymbidium #69695823 for Worgen
bottom: Wanderer #81722202 for Dessy
The Brightshine Illuminarti is open and I will be opening slots over the next two weeks! Please come support Light if you can. \o/
#flight rising art#flight rising#fr art#fr#doodlywip#flight rising wildclaw#hello darkness my old friend / it's the genshin hat again#do NOT look at it too closely. many illegal hat approximations have been made here. u_u
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A lil ooc i think but the espressos deserves to not be depressos this time :)
#i just noticed i havent posted any sunstone for a week#ILLEGAL#time to re-take over the sunstone tag#this was originally a prompt me and a friend came up with for a different ship#but i think it can fit sunstone#a lil domestic floof for the soul ^-^#mine mostly i need them to be soft and happy for once#rain world#gijinka#my art#comic#seven red suns#five pebbles#rw sunstone#sunstone#domestic fluff#lyss art
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I've seen so many people said that Mr.Boss's son looks like Charlie and Pim's love child so I went w/ it
The original post belongs to @/thedialup
#my art#art#drawing#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital artist#smiling friends pim#smiling friends fanart#pim smiling friends#charlie smiling friends#smiling friends#pim pimling#charlie dompler#charpim#i feel like i did something illegal..#something forbidden sidejjd#mpreg??? lmao#charlie x pim
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So.. I met subbylittlelee (this links to her Instagram!) last weekend 😍😘❤️
She is my dark, twisted, non-con soul sister 🥰 you’ve never seen two girls so eager for a nightmarish experience in one room 👯♀️✨~
We were matchy in both our Disney hoodies, and as well in our desire to tease u~ 👣😇😉
#feet#me#toes#pictures#photos#photo set#tease~#community friends#subbylittlelee#seriously guys I used to just screenshot her text posts to explain my dark preferences to people#hearing her talk was like having the thoughts taken straight from my brain#it was crazy :D and im so thankful to have met her-#can anyone spot shenanigans happening in the last photo 👀#actually illegal 😂😂😤😜
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Brooklyn and Ben definitely convinced Yaz to start smoking with them. Brooklyn pulls Yaz aside and is like “Bro. I think you would benefit from a bit of weed”. and Yaz is mad sus. she couldn't smoke in hs bc of track and just never got into it. but Brooklyn has her hit a joint and Yaz is like “Wow… I love… not being anxious for like five seconds ….”
(Sammy does the minimum dosage on edibles)
#cw weed#tagging that just in case#thank you to my pookie who’s special interest is weed for helping me make this accurate#and also came up with some rlly fun headcanons#I think Brooklyn mostly rolls and smokes blunts#but she gets Yaz a bubbler bc Yaz doesn’t like coughing on a joint or blunt#Yaz is a bong girlie#We know Ben vapes#and probably dabs#Darius is a goody two shoes who avoids smoking but doesn’t mind that his friends do it#Kenji#i think he just#hes happy to hit it and sometimes his eyes get red#but nothing really changes and its fascinating actually#Brooklyn has done a little bit of everything#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#yasammy#sammy loves her weed smoking wife#they’re married here#but she definitely only smokes to help with her PTSD and Anxiety#in Wyoming#Weed is illegal in Texas
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happy birthday to the first queer friend i ever made i don't know where you live anymore but i still remember when you told me in the parking lot under our apartment building that you had kissed a boy and we were in one breath terrified and exhilarated
inkskinned / arthur miller / subtleferret (tiktok) / ashe vernon / dykeyphantom / lucy dacus / zinniaparadise (tiktok) / ritika jyala / rincefada (tiktok) / whitealbum
#on friendship#on growing up#web weave#this post has been in my drafts for a bit but its my old friends birthday today and i cant tell you what hes doing for work#or where in toronto he lives or if he has a bf or if he kept his stupid mustache or if he still smiles like he used to#i miss him he was the first queer person i knew irl he had sex with a man when he was 17 and it was still illegal and i was happy for him#my web#web weaving
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sand: be gay, do crime
#only friends the series#ofts#oftsedit#sandray#raysand#tuserhidden#tusersilence#tuserrowan#userdorksinlove#tostrangers#userbon#userjamiec#someone take photoshop away from me#this is the thing i just thought of in the cryptic last post i made lmao#khaotung thanawat is illegal and i stand by that statement#my gifs#my edits#mine: sandray#mine: only friends#mine: sand#mine: ray
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