#mpreg??? lmao

[anionnnnn]

I've seen so many people said that Mr.Boss's son looks like Charlie and Pim's love child so I went w/ it

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[dapper-lil-arts]

Happy pride from the changeling kingdom

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

read my bad sex ed crackfic

[arl3kinka]

keep the baboon uteruses away from him

the reason (not my persona because this is funnier):

[boytumms]

Had the urge to draw some preggy guppies :)

[dizziesims]

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[padawansuggest]

JediTok - Letting My Padawan Hold My New Baby For The First Time

26yo Obi-Wan: *laying in a hospital bed and filming Anakin sitting on the end of it with baby Cal in his lap* What do you think of your new brother, Ani?

Anakin: *dubiously holding Cal to his chest while Quinlan starts to help Aayla onto the bed next to them* He’s… cute?

Quinlan: I think that’s polite Kenobi teachings for ‘potato face’. What about you, Aayla, what do you think of your new brother?

Aayla: *was just woken up two minutes ago, looks at swaddled baby in shock* Where are his arms?

Tholme: :) yeah, she’s definitely Quinlan’s. Wow.

Obi-Wan: Think of the chaos this will cause, mixing our genes like this. Wow. He’s gonna start AND finish wars.

Qui-Gon: I’m already shaking in fear you didn’t have to drop that one on me :/

[dr-reids-fidget-toy]

Reasons why I love legends of tomorrow (incomplete list):

- canon mpreg 💖

- “they’re the ultimate buds 🍃” 🎶

- beebo god of war

- the sheer amount of times they’ve been muppets

- LESBIAN CLONE MARRIAGE ❤️❤️❤️

- all of ray’s friendships

- all the absolutely batshit plotlines. bc what even (I’m looking at you nuclear football football game)

- casually mentioning that in 2042 The Rock is president

- the fuckinf. unicorn

- it’s like the opposite of an anti-drug campaign

- zari tomaz

- rebecca silver! how could I forget rebecca silver!!

[madeleineengland]

Go to watch the trailer of "Santocielo" by Ficarra & Picone 👀

[royaltea000]

YO! Being a drawing, what’s there to be afraid of!

[watmalik]

Wade Wilson on Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth, issue #9 and—

YOU FREAKY LITTLE SH!TS

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING!

[kuroananosanji]

Zosan mpreg AU

where every single kid Sanji gives birth to is a Zoro clone. All green hair and grumpy looking. Not even a single curly eyebrow Sanji’s genes just gave up Like That. All of Judge’s genetic engineering just to lose to a fuck ass green family. He’s known as that guy with the green kids among the market vendors.

[animnightmare]

This might be the funniest thing ive ever drawn.

[bigbarabelly]

Other hughlander doodles I forgot to post

[bcolfanfic]

at the end of the day we are all engaging in an online space in which we make dead ww2 vets gay and write fictional gay stories, sometimes erotica, about them. the majority of normies you stop on the street would think we are all horrible deranged freaks. they wouldn’t let anyone out of the ‘what the fuck is wrong with you’ gulag because they’re writing the Iliad with the dead vets as opposed to writing crack fic or mpreg or insert whatever trope you think is OOC or cringe. read and write what you like!!! ignore what you don’t!!! but having any sort of superiority complex about doing this little hobby “correctly” is ridiculous i’m sorry!!!

[wulvercazz]

🐇 Bunny AU🥚 ~

Smutty sort of drabble, sort of headcanon rambling about the AU below💕 See the full uncensored art here~

Edit: had to make the berries biggER lmao is thIS BETTER MR TUMBLR?

In this AU Easter is handled by a species of humanoid rabbits who lay eggs (and a few subspecies I'll mention later on). Each generation a kit is born within the noble families with the ability to lay Easter eggs. (Normally, only pregnant bunnies lay one or two larger eggs.) This kit, then, is taught everything they need to know to inherit the job after the current Easter Bunny passes.

Grimmjow is one of the youngest to have inherited the job, but he is damn good at it, if you ask him. He has little complaints, really. Apart from laying a large clutch of smaller pastel colored eggs every month (which, ok, that can be a little tiring), his work is only actually hard in April; the rest of the year, he gets to have as much fun as he wants. Sure, the guards, and maids, and all the other servants (that the Oh So Wise Elders think he has to be babied by) fuss over him a bit too much, and follow him around a lot; and that gets annoying from time to time, but it still has its perks. Like, choosing his own personal guard himself.

His father wasn't so sure about his pick, but what could he do but accept The Easter Bunny's wishes? Ichigo was a rookie, and, as all guards, part of the subspecies of rabbits called 'Chocolate Bunnies'. Grimmjow thought it was a corny name at first, when he was a kid. But after years of being the only kit being tutored within the rooms of the Easter castle, and having the opportunity to watch the guards up close, he had to agree that it was actually pretty straightforward. All guards were chocolate bunnies. They always smelled like chocolate, and their fur was always warm toned; in colors that varied from off-white to dark brown. The reason he chose Ichigo, though, was simple: he wanted to have fun with him.

He got to attend the guards' initiation ceremonies (he had to attend ALL important ceremonies, really), which is where he saw him for the first time. It was a small event, pretty boring. He would've bailed, like he did most times; but once he saw the newbie he had to stay and learn his name. Now that he had him, he knew he'd made the right choice. Ichigo smells of the darkest melted chocolate, and his skin is warm all over. He has that newbie attitude still, a little too loud but worried to do the wrong thing. He was blushing the brightest red when his superior brought him to his office; asked twice or thrice if they were sure they had the right guy.

Ichigo’s first impression of Grimmjow was... that he's not what he expected. The Easter Bunny looked proper, composed, handsome and just overall cool from afar. He always dressed nice as it was customary. But from up close, Ichigo could really see how young he was; maybe his own age, or barely a couple years older than him at most. As close as he could stand now, inside his office, while he watched him work, he looked as serious as you’d expect the Big Boss to be; the second he removed himself from work though? He smirked cockily, and played around too much. 

He liked lighter clothing, comfortable shorts and soft fabrics he used to lounge around his room. Which he isn’t supposed to be in, as a guard, but of course Grimmjow had insisted he do so. He couldn’t say no. What he seemed to enjoy the most, however, was to mess with his job. Ichigo wasn’t sure if it was a test of sorts, challenging his determination see how long he could keep his head cool. As time went on, he wasn’t so sure anymore. Sometimes the taller bunny would stand too close (not that that bothered him anymore), and he’d whisper into his ear. Even after a month of being his guard, that still never failed to send chills down his spine. And worst was, he’d whisper things he’d never expected from him; he’d make fun of the other nobles, how uptight they were how ridiculously they’d dress for appearances sake. He’d tell him gossip he’d learned about them, and often it was hard not to break and laugh.

It wasn’t all bad though, he didn’t hate his job as much as he thought he would when it all started. He realizes now that maybe he took it too seriously, and probably that’s what had Grimmjow so amused. Back then Ichigo had tried to take his job with honor, be the best guard he could be for him; but Grimm made it very hard. He had to escort him places sometimes, when he was needed, and Grimm would always try and bail. Sometimes going as far as to try and take him with. Grimmjow wouldn’t be punished, of course, no more than a quick talk with the Elders, but him? Ichigo could lose his post all together.

Grimm only grinned mischivious little smiles at him. He used to get pissed off every time, try his best to convince Grimmjow not to bail, take his job seriously...it never worked, of course. Ichigo only let go of that seriousness a little after the second week on his post. Grimmjow was in his room, napping and swollen with eggs as he was every so often. In those days he didn’t leave his room much, so he’d never seen him pregnant before he became his guard. It was a whole new part of him. He seemed sleepy all day, a little grouchy maybe. He was standing there with him, inside his room as he so much insisted he did.

“Com’ere, I don’t bite.”

Maybe not, but standing in his room was too much already, he shouldn’t be getting so chummy with his Boss. Grimmjow wouldn’t take no for an answer, of course; stood up slowly and stumbled a little. When Ichigo caught him though, and his face was so close to his own; Grimmjow was smirking like a cat. Played again. How he ended up sitting on his bed and with Grimm’s head on his lap, he wasn’t sure. 

Grimmjow didn’t seem like he was playing anymore though. He seemed to sleep, but soon enough his voice startled him again. “Stay with me, will you? When I’m... like this? No one gets close to me on these days, like I’d break.”

Huh...

“They don’t even care about me, only about what I can do.” 

It cleared up a lot of things for Ichigo. So he let go of some of that seriousness he’d been taught to earn his title of noble guard, put on some more empathy for Grimmjow’s sake. He still played him, after that; as was expected. Still teased him and made him lose his cool in public for his own amusement... and he still got a little pissed of at him. Grimmjow liked to pretend that he’d never opened up to him. But he could work with that, for as long as Grimm needed.

He's lost count of how long he’s been his guard now. They’ve fallen into a comfortable maybe-friendship, and he knew pretty much all he had to about Grimmjow and his job and how to be the best guard for his needs. He’d learned how to convince him to attend the meetings he’d usually bail out of. He knew all his secret hide-outs where to find him at whenever he did run away. But most importantly, he’d gotten really good at reading him; at knowing when he needed peace and quiet, when he wanted someone to scream at just for the sake of screaming. It was only natural that he’d become so attached to him, and before he realized, Grimm’s skin on his shocked him every time and his eyes filled him with warmth. But that was a line he couldn’t cross.

It was especially hard to stop when Grimmjow became even more bold; touched his neck, played with his hair just to see him blush. He knew. He had to know.

“Who cares?” Fuck, Grimmjow was as unfazed as he always was. “I want you, and you clearly want me too.” 

He shouldn’t have. He shouldn’t have given in. But how could he not? When Grimmjow called for him and received him sitting by his window, bathed by the warmth of the morning sun, in nothing but a thin shirt. When he held him tight and was rough and assertive about what he wanted. He’d laughed again, at the heat in his face and neck and ears; teasing him until he pushed him back into his bed. Grimmjow smirked that childish smile of his, that he always wore when he got his way. He held his waist, and his thighs and pinched his chest and let Grimm scratch and bite and pull at his hair as much as he wanted.

He couldn’t even be worried about his superior, or Grimmjow’s father finding out, or even the Elders; when he laid naked in his bed with Grimm in his arms. Fast asleep. After hearing him moan, and pant and scream. And pretty much every day after that, whenever Grimmjow felt like it, when he had time off work, and even when he didn’t but he wanted to get away. Grimm even made him scream and cry out a couple times as he rode and teased him; those times always made him worry someone would definitely hear him. Grimmjow only continued to cause problems for him; but he really didn’t mind.  If he could continue to hold him, and see every part of him, then he’d take whatever problems that came with it.

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