#and that is for vine references clearly XD

[bleue-flora]

Sam pearls into the cell suddenly, startling Dream, who jumps back almost dropping the book he’s holding, “Ahhhhh. Stooop, I could’ve dropped my croissant.”

Sam rolls his eyes, “You don’t have a croissant.”

“I could if you gave me one.” Dream mutters, with an almost hopeful edge.

“I’m not giving you a croissant, Dream… Unless—unless you give me the revive book. Then I’ll give you a croissant.” Sam offers with reluctance like it physically hurts him to even consider feeding Dream anything but raw potatoes.

“No, then you’ll just kill me.” Dream huffs.

“I won’t kill you, Dream. I’ll let you stay in here.” Sam counters gesturing at the boiling, tiny, isolated cell, constantly oozing purple from almost all sides as if it’s some luxurious vacation home he’s offering on a game show.

Dream snorts in amusement before reenacting the iconic dance and lyrics, “Why the fuck you ly-ing? Why you always ly-ing? Mmm—Oh my god, stop fu-king ly-ing~”

Sam turns away, gripping his trident with white knuckles, clearly annoyed, “I’m not lying.”

Then as he’s leaving he turns around and tosses a raw potato. Dream ducks just in time for the spud to miss his head and smash into the wall with an explosion of mush.

Dream yells across the lava to Sam, “What the fuck, Richard?!”

He doesn’t bother addressing Sam for another, he knows he won’t get one anyways.

dsmp au where everything is the same but c!dream just continuously makes vine references when c!sam checks on him

[elshells]

🐚 🪲 🥐 :3

Hi Korb!! I've missed you :D

From this writer truth or dare ask game!

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? This is probably a common response, but it definitely depends on the surprise. Like, if someone just gives me a gift out of nowhere, like concert tickets or a cake or something, or a friend I've been missing is in town, I'll be delighted! I might even appreciate a surprise party if the circumstances are right (I've never been the subject of one before so I can't say for certain tho). But if there are ever any last minute changes to my schedule that I can't/haven't prepared for, that shit ruins my day. I'll keep it together if I can, but internally, I'm freaking out and having an anxiety attack.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here Ok so I'm crying because I haven't written anything for fun in SO LONG due to physical/mental health and day-to-day stress. So thank you for finally giving me an excuse to open a WIP document again! This is a little more than 50 words and I'm afraid my writing's gotten rusty, but here you go! A sneak peek into the intro of the next chapter of Agent Ace!

The rest of the drive was a total blur. Harley barely remember when the van stopped, but she somehow found herself in a dimly-lit apartment. Jade never left her side, keeping her arms wrapped tight around Harley's shoulders as they ducked and hurried up the stairs of the detective's apartment complex. Now they sat together on a lumpy couch in the tiny living room, hair and clothes wet and darkened from the downpour outside, while Ahren and the detective—August Bracken—spoke in hushed, serious tones behind them, clearly intending to remain unheard but doing a terrible job at it.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh  There's probably several but this is the first one that came to mind. I don't know where it came from (Vine, Tumblr, etc.) but have y'all seen the video of the pug with the X-files theme playing in the background? I don't know what it is about that video but I lose my shit every single time I see it. I think it's the pug's face at the end that gets me, like it's just seen a biblically accurate angel. Just, the drama. The trauma. I can't hold it together.

Adding a link to the video because you really do have to see it to understand. Otherwise I just sound like my brain be broken. XD

[dystopiandilfs]

So people have been finding my posts that are critical of both Karl and Tales. Mostly me saying how the worst part of Tales is the storyline (or lack of it) which is the only part Karl's involved in which then turned into people saying getting mad at my opinion with the same comeback of "you probably couldn't write a storyline half as good" so here's my Tales idea.

For context my two favourite storylines are Egg and Dreamons so obviously it's heavily based on that it's going to include me own headcanons and theories on a bunch of things (mainly Dream)

The whole idea is that "season 2" of Tales has one coherent storyline including two main plots (Dreamon and Egg) instead of just a bunch of shorter stories. So the main thing is that each episode is Karl opening up a new book from the library that he starts in and each episode is based on what the book he opens is about. So for example the first book/episode is showing an future event (not shown if it's DreamSMP timeline or alternate) but it's where the Egg has hatched and the after effects of it. The second episode is a past event showing the creation origins of the Egg. How it was created and what happened. Etc and after a bunch of episodes the final book is the origins of the library Karl started in.

Season 2 isn't a direct link to season 1 but the final episode will include references and characters to the episodes and other episodes might make references to Mizu and The Village that went mad.

THE FIRST EPISODE

It's an alternate reality where the Egg hatched and out of it came a group of Dreamons and the world and time that Karl lands in is what happened after the Dreamons took over. For reference Dreamons are ghost like creatures but can't cause any harm and are useless until they possess someone. So as floating spirits they can only watch bit in a person that's when they can do damage. They also can't enter the nether as entering the portal is like an automatic body expulsion/exorcism. Basically the idea was that Karl didn't know it was an alternate universe but just thought he jumped into the future of after the egg hatched because all he saw was the bodies of the entire DreamSMP and the vines all over everything and everyone. The only people to have survived was Niki and Jack who were hidden in her underground city underneath Kinoko, Dream, Sam and Techno as they were inside the prison and Phil and Foolish were the only bodies not found meaning that they could be alive. Niki and Jack survived because when the egg hatched Jack ran to Niki and they both fled to the nether to hopeful safety. They have the added quality of both being sent to hell (Jack from losing his canon lives and Niki because of DreamXD) which is why they can survive in the nether for so long. When they returned to the overworld they managed to hide and stay hidden from the Egg as it detects living organisms and since they'd both been to hell they're considered dead by Dreamon standards. Once a body has been to hell it becomes useless and can't be possessed making them useless and undetectable. Dream, Techno and Sam were all hidden in the prison which has two entrances, through the nether portal which Dreamons can't enter or by breaking in which would take a while because of the mining fatigue and multiple obsidian layers and the lava incasing the prison cell.

THE SECOND EPISODE

Have Foolish, Herobrine(Eret) and DreamXD be there. Since it's a thing they could also have alternate versions of Sapnap and Quackity as like warriors that helped to retrieve rare items. It's a secret underground bunker that contains a laboratory in which a black egg with blue and purple veins is kept and being examined. DreamXD just got it from killing the mysterious Purple Dragon (Ender Milf) What happens is that they also recently found and stored an egg found by Eret and one of Ponk's ancestors in the Nether and within that egg is a long extinct magical creature making the egg one of a kind. The Nether egg recently started to crack slightly so was moved into a incubation chamber along with the Ender Dragon egg as that had also began to crack open. Because they're both in close proximity and completely closed in together from anything else the nether egg absorbs the energy of the Dragon's egg which is how the creation of the Eggpire Egg started. That original egg hatched and within it was a small greenish dragon like creature that DreamXD named Dreamon (Dream(XD, Drag)on). The Dragon grew and grew until it got out of control and had to be killed only for them to realise that it was killed in the portal room and it's spirit escaped into the nether and the dead body of a dragon lay on the floor.

(I haven't written any others yet other than the first two episodes and the final one so just ignore that)

THE FINAL EPISODE

Karl goes to open the final book and is once again sent back into a past event and it's him watching DreamXD and a bunch of past characters ghosts making plans on how to hide all the information regarding the Egg and Dreamons so it can't be found and destroyed by the EggPire or Dreamons. A bunch of other informative shit happens and a lot of cool past references are made then finally It shows the location of the library (Karl appeared in it and never could exit so he didn't know where it was hidden) It's revealed that it's hidden in a place that looks identical to Dream's secret Bunker where he kept the discs apart from that obviously Dream's bunker is there instead of the library which is how and where the greater story begins. The end of the episode is Karl going to Dream's secret Bunker and him starting to remove the walls and discovering a bunch of portals (same as from the second episode. Also it's in the exact same place, the same bunker and everything so the Library and hidden bunker from episode 2 are both in the same place as Dream's bunker on the SMP) that are all labelled including but not limited to an activated End Portal, A white portal and a black portal which are labelled as The Inbetween and The Other Side and portals to each past Tales episode including Mizu, The western one etc. As he continues to look around Karl finds a piece of paper that was clearly thrown into the corner, he opens it to find a note that someone had written to Dream that's dated to before the L'Manberg war and Eret's betrayal. The note is basically someone warning Dream that he needs to stop exploring and going into random portals because they're not safe and he doesn't know what effect it has on him. Karl then finds a desk with a half written note from Dream that basically says that he no longer feels in control of himself and that he should have listened to what the person who wrote the other note had said and how he fears that he accidentally did something bad and at the bottom of the note is a warning about not opening up the loud portal in the back. Karl starts to look for the portal in the back and it's just labelled ????? Behind the portal he notices a book, it's identical to the ones in the library that every other Tales episode was from. He opens the book expecting to be transported to another time only for it to be a normal none magical book so Karl starts to read it and discovers that the ???? Portal being opened and entered is what kick started the appearance of multiple versions of Dream, the awakening of DreamXD, the start of people having dream related issues like Niki's night terrors, George's long sleeps accompanied by insane dreams, Fundys future dreams etc. As Karl flicks to the next page a bright light emits from the book and the final episode ends.

[jjeehoon]

bf!jihoon

bc jenhoon isn’t a thing. for @onlyjihoons wynaut b

also are my gif making skills getting better yet pls help me 

under the cut bc it’s actually quite long oops

cute relationship tbh

remember when he confessed to you??? i sure do

i don’t recall that you’ve ever talked to each other before then? ok maybe once or twice but probably because his friends were buddy buddy with you

so he decided to buddy buddy along 

they had found out he liked you but they kept it a secret bc they were good friends aww get me some friends like that

they started to hang out with you more for his benefit bUT they were able to keep their scheme lowkey because it was a new (and your last) semester and all of them were in a lot of your classes

o lord when it was midterms jihoon couldn’t take it anymore

on the day before like,,, a long weekend or smth he was like “daM y/n i like you” and he put up a print out of a lot of your favourite memes on your locker

let’s just say that he liked the same memes as you did bc dorm jihoon lol

and then you fell for it

maybe you didn’t like him before, maybe you didn’t see him that way before, but Damn!

once you saw “hi welcome to chili’s” you immediately fell for him my goodness

rip vine pls rebirth soon

both of your meme loving asses brought those references into your relationship

you: (driving)

jihoon: road work ahead? i sure hope it does! 

hsdfjsd i’m sorry that’s just really funny,,, it’s my favourite vine

lots of hanging out at home

mostly at your house bc 1. there’s better food and 2. woojin’s not there

since you’re the talented and wonderful (y/n) you are, karaoke with him is sO fun

singing bangtan songs and knowing the lyrics by heart ugh i love this pair of armys

speaking of singing,,, because of your talent you got into the same arts university as jihoon 

lucky u with your scholarship lol

idk the people in your class just automatically ship you and jihoon together

“eyy you’re like,,, jihoon’s s/o right”

“sure you can call me that (even though i clearly have a name xd!)”

“that’s so cute he tells everyone about you!! like yesterday he just threw up a bunch of words onto our friend group saying how much he loves your smile”

hM that was weird because he never told you that he liked your smile (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

turns out that he was too shy

No I Am Not Going To Become Soft For Him

yeah he seems outgoing and all when you’re around him but things like complimenting you just make him feel flustered djflskjfljs

so when he did say that he liked your smile he turned all re d and he covered his face and hid his smile u h hh like when he does jeojang

so then the teasing begins

“oh yeah i heard from so-and-so that you told like the whole campus that you liked my smile”

“GUH”

“why didn’t you tell me this earlier huh ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴“

so then he can’t respond right

you take him in to give him a BI I I I IIG hug and you like ruffle his hair or something with affection

after all the teasing you thank him for the compliment and you say “uhh yeah don’t be shy to compliment me (altho my self-depreciating ass won’t take it lol) or anyone in general bc i’ll do the same boo”

it’s really cute

he thinks you’re cute

you think he’s cute

we think you guys are cute 

everything’s cute in this world ok (i’m exaggerating PLEASe don’t take me seriously) 

OK NO IT’S STORYTIME B O I

so you and jihoon are like,,, sitting there and watching uhhh wanna one go i guess lol

then literally 30% of the pd101 trainees come swooping in with balloons and cake and you’re just like “what”

jihoon was also like “what”

“happy birthday boyz” haknyeon goes to say hahshjdajk pls understand that joke

“but mr. joo it’s not either of our birthdays-”

“it’s your relationship’s birthday you dummy xd”

wow you both couldn’t remember your anniversary but 30% of 101 trainees remembered for you 

friendship goals ammiright that’s just a little bit over 30 trainees

like maybe a part of a trainee came in?? their legs just come in and idk

so you all just sit there watching wanna one go with 6 cakes and balloons scattered all over your house

jihoon turns off the tv all of a sudden and then y’all go “huh”

“let’s play truth or dare xD” jihoon suggests and the crowd of boys behind you just go “oooOooooOoOOOh”

you have absolutely no luck since there was both ong seongwoo AND yoon jisung within the group of trainees who remembered your damn anniversary

and yes

seongwoo got the pleasure to ask you first

“ayy (y/n) truth or dare”

“truth??”

“after jihoon telling everyone that he loves your smile, what do you think about telling everyone about his smile? do you love his smile?”

“bih is that a question,,, the answer is obviously that it’s frucking adorable ;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;”

if you hear that someone disagrees you’re gonna kick them to tomorrow night

a lot of cooing happened when you said that it was “frucking adorable”

jihoon turned into another blushing mess im

you thought things were done with you lmao there were 32 people in your living room this truth or dare game is gonna go on for ages my next turn won’t even come til morning

nOpe the started attacking you with questions

fun fun fun fun f u n !1!

and then the legendary summoner comes in

k a n g  d o n g h o

ok y’all might think he’s innocent like “o he’s such a dad look how cute he is”

buT he’s actually a wild man i’m cryinhfn

still cute tho don’t deny it

“(y/n) truth or dare”

“o my goodness not you too baekho”

so you go with dare???

“i dare you to kiss jihoon”

h o o o ooho o ohohoho 

did i mention that earlier woojin asked if y’all had your first kiss yet and you were like “uhhh no”

cLAPS RAPIDLY

and you’re just there panting and dying on the carpeted floor while all of the 30% were just screaming and chanting 

jihoon x (y/n) cult confirmed

so jihoon busts in and he’s going all “bih i didn’t sign up for this”

EVERYONE pulls out their own argument and tries to persuade jihoon into doing it

you’re also in the middle of being persuaded

rip

while you’re there, kind of dying on the floor,,, there was this bigass cENTIPEDE?? COMING YOUR WAY???

you’re suddenly jumping up and stuff and you aCCIDENTALLY step on jihoon’s foot 

oop

now you aren’t a very heavy person, but you were wearing your sneakers inside (i do not approve as someone who grew up in an asian household insert angry face here) and he wasn’t (i also don’t approve bc he only took them off as you aren’t the biggest fan of his jordans another angry face)

“oshitoshitoshit jihoon r u ok” 

“i’m good i’m goodjglfjg”

and then out of nowhere you kiss him on the cheek h o o o 

the crowd goes WILD!

and then minhyun’s sitting beside dongho just shaking his head like,,, “no that’s not good enough”

everyone looks at him after they calmed down and they aGREE 

“do you want me to like,,”

“kiss him on the lips?” minhyun nods. “yes.”

“i h8 y’all”

so you lean in for the peck !!!

THE CROWD GOES WILD AGAIN 

and jihoon??? through all this he’s embarrassed again

“ok jihoon i did it can you gladly kill that centipede for me now aha”

and then he tries looking for it while his face is pink

pink sausage here!

but he can’t find it so like,,, yeah

you kissed him tho that was your first kiss with him sjdfjlkgjldf

to this day you haven’t seen that centipede once but you thank it everyday for helping you guys step up your relationship 

lol

[warsofmorte-blog]

A while ago, there was a battle with the Mordrem at the camp in the deepest part of this forsaken jungle. We had suffered a large number of casualties - one of which included Tassos, from the Whispers. I still remember watching him fall clearly, as though it were happening again. I heard his roar of pain and rage, and he’d pummeled down the largest Mordrem before those jungle tendrils pierced him through, trapping and leaving him to bleed out in the heat of battle. Another wave came even as we struggled, and we had to leave his remains - along with others - behind.

I’ve heard tales from the other Pact members, however, that he’s still alive. But not as an ally.

I hear of how his armor had been overtaken by the characteristic leaves and thorns, with his being in dark greens and blacks, of the Mordrem, to the point where one can barely even see the metallic grays and reds he often donned on his plating. They say that his body had begun to become bark - like the sylvari, but still had flesh covering most of his body, with thorns and vines wrapped all about. They say that he grew thorns reminiscent of a dragon’s, wicked with the “crown of thorns” that had grown around his brow. From his back grew mighty thorns, and some claim that they’ve seen those growths in a much larger form than others say, that they’ve seen him take flight rather than glide. Like how he used to soar through the air to ambush Mordrem, now he does it again - but with functioning wings, and his target is us. We used to praise how well he’d taken to the air, mastering the practice easily - now, I see that there is regret, because we’re the new prey.

I hear the sound of flapping wings overhead. There’s a familiar roar.

There may be no tale to be retold tonight, I fear.

- a page from what is likely a Pact soldier’s journal, bloodied and torn.

Finished Hearts and Minds yesterday thanks to an awesome guildie!

Anyways, the idea that non-sylvari could get corrupted intrigued me. It’s a great idea - for coming up with concepts and designs! Since I finished the mission on my main, Tassos, I wanted to try a Blighted Tassos thing. Not sure whether it’d be Mordrem or Blighted, to be honest. Blighted? Mordrem? Perhaps it’s Mordrem, hm!

For now, I’ll refer to this as Corrupted AU. Then specify by whom and whatnot, haha. Just made a random design - very messy, didn’t really refine it XD The leaf chest plating is super messy, eugh!

Anyways, I’d love to explore this idea with my other characters - perhaps soon!