#and take 3/4 sbi too

[i-am-beckyu]

Hey Beckyu, gimme a prompt(preferably g/t) with any characters you want and I'll write it.

You'll figure out who I am if I ever decide to post it or finish it =3

Ooaoao really?!? Any prompt???? With any characters???

You are basically saying: Beckyu, what fic would you like for Christmas? *excitedly and internally screaming*

Okay well you know exactly who I’d like it to feature :3 CRIME BOIS FOREVER!!! I’m also good with 4/4 sbi but up to you!!!

Okay I love me a bit of angst turned comfort times so let’s go back to a classic trope.

A young pixie has been warned of the dangers humans possess for as long they can remember.

Stay out of sight and never interact with the humans. Not unless you want it to be the last time you have your freedom.

Now for most pixies, the warning and stories of destruction would be enough to warrant not exploring these claims, but not for a certain blonde boy.

Has he actively ever sought humans out? Nope! But when one comes wandering into the glade one warm afternoon, he can’t help but sus them out.

~~~

More or less you Wilbur having a nice afternoon in the forest with Tommy a pixie just coming and watching. He never makes his presence known or anything but he enjoys just observing them. But then I think it would be fun for like 3x Tommy saves Wilbur and the 1x Wilbur saves Tommy thing.

Like Wilbur gets stuck in a ditch, and Tommy decides to help him out. He doesn’t actively reveal himself, but Wilbur kinda sees glimpses and hence keeps coming back hoping maybe one day they can meet. He unfortunately just keeps getting hurt too lol.

Cue this also being a time of magic hunters that just so happen to find the Glade Wilbur’s been coming too and finding Tommy who’s gotten a little too comfortable.

Wilbur just so happens to see his little friend captured and then saves him. Tommy kinda passes out tho so he takes him home till he recovers etc and then cue first real meetings and becoming friends.

~~~

You can alter this however you want to! Change it up, add characters, shorten it I don’t really mind! I’m not fussy! You can mess around with the concept too. I just love it when the giant knows about the tiny who is oblivious that they do and saves them lol.

Have fun with it!!!

[nobodywritingao3]

is there anything in the Works that you are exited to post/share ?

Absolutely yeah

I've been pretty excited about shameful company and the direction that's going in. I have been plotting the various ways I will destroy Wilbur which is a neat pastime. Not to spoil but I'm really excited to watch the relationship between he and Tommy go to ruin for like two or three chapters straight.

Your love is also going well. Current debate in my head is on how much I want to isolate each character / what way. I'm tempted to make tommy the most horrifying little critter but I also think it'd be funny if he was the only human.

I've been trying with cold love a lot too. I'm not sure if I want to complete it but I have the plot in my head. dragon!Quackity makes an appearance, makes Wilbur less insane & explains to sbi what's wrong with him (instincts), and then he takes 3/4 sbi back to village while they're sleeping (so they don't have to be conscious when he eats them again for the trip). Uhhh. Wilbur moves out across town because he doesn't think they want him anymore. They periodically drag him back and try to reassure him he is still loved despite being a dragon. Mild tensions due to the kingdom wanting to kill the dragon. I have a scene in my head everytime I listen to tongues and teeth where Wilbur is vent-performing it in a tavern late at night when sbi walks in and sees it. I imagine in this scenario that some of the lyrics likes 'a mouth so sharp and cruel' are perjorative terms for dragons. So to an audience that doesn't know Wilbur's secret it reads like him drawing a parallel between him and a dragon but to sbi they realize he's just tearing himself down and hates himself. But I don't really write songfics? So this likely won't happen. It happens in my head.

There's a few inbox messages I've been trying with as well

Mer fic prompt. Tommy eats people but Wilbur nice to him. One shot with happy resolution but a mild cliffhanger

Another oneshot where Phil is a cryptid guy who adopts humans lololol

I'm trying to finish up the drider one shot toooooo

All in all lots of stuff. Had a busy month and I'm waitijg for the dust to settle before picking wiritjg up again

[fight-the-corn]

TCFSV SBI x reader part 3

Seasons changed from Autumn to winter. Times has still been rough for me. I hadn't seen The Blade for about a month and a half. I was still bruised, still breaking, but I kept his words at heart. I knew he could take care of the people that had caused me so much pain, but I was scared. Scared of losing them-they were all I knew. Scared of the responsibility of living in my own at sixteen, scared I might be out into the foster system. There were too many things that scared me about the situation. I just didn't know what to do.

December 7th was when my world changed.

It was a relatively normal day for me so far. I got out of bed, went to school, came home. It had been snowing for the past few days. The roads were banked with at least a foot. It was cold, very cold. The weather app would say something like 15 degrees, but it felt like hell had frozen over. For me, maybe it had. Maybe I was trapped in with the creatures of the night.

I got home to yelling. Again, nothing unusual. Slipped up to my room. Did my homework. By the time I finished, it was about 6pm? 7pm? I don't remember. I went downstairs to get some food. That's where I went wrong.

My mom was standing in the kitchen. I greeted her quietly, eyes down. She didn't respond.

"May I have some food, mother?"

She looked up. Her eyes were rimmed red. She was clearly high at the moment.

"You-you fuck... Fucking whore!" She slurred. She grabbed my wrist. This itself wasn't where I had an issue. I was used to this behavior.

"Mother, do you need something? Can I help you with anything?"

" get out of my house. We have friends over tonight. They'll be using your room. "

"What? Mother, it's freezing outside! I can't spend the night out there!"

"You can and you will. You sure as hell won't be in this house tonight. "

She threw a coat at me. "Out!"

She shoved me towards the door. I stumbled, still in shock. "you're kicking me out? It's 15 degrees!"

She didn't respond, just walked to the door in front of me and opened it.

"If you don't leave right now, it'll be worse. And if you hang around here, I'm calling the cops. Now fuck off."

---

Techno wasn't worried about her. He didn't think about her. He didn't think about the fear in her eyes of the bruises on her face. If Wilbur or Tommy teased him, he'd say he just didn't want to owe anyone anything. Phil would look at him smiling. One time he tried to lecture Techno on emotions and how they were important and totally fine. He didn't stand for that. He was not attached to the girl. It's not like he was ready to take out the pair of assholes who called themselves parents at any second, as soon as she gave the okay. Totally not. He just didn't like that she had to live a life like that. so he gave her the Syndicate number.

Now, the Syndicate number is somewhat of a business number. Phil had the phone that it called, but he usually left it in the kitchen, so if it rang, whoever was closest would pick it up. Usually, the Syndicate used it for buisness, tip offs, and favors. It rarely rang.

So Techno stepped back. Didn't visit again. Tried to leave it be until she decided what she wanted. It wasn't until December 7th, at around 10 pm, did the Syndicate phone go off.

---

It was getting late. It had been dark for at least 4 hours. It had felt like the temperature was continually dropping for the first three hours. Now, it just hurt. Everything hurt. I was shaking but I wasn't cold. I sat down against a wall for a minute, then decided I needed to keep moving. When I tried to stand, I couldn't move my muscles. My fingers were starting to turn blue. It hit me then, if I stayed out, I wouldn't survive the night. I wanted to cry. I was scared. Lonely. Cold. I had no plan. I didn't know what to do.

Then, I remembered the favor.

---

It just so happened that Wilbur wanted some hot chocolate. He was hearing up milk when the Syndicate phone rang. Not startled, but slightly surprised, he went to answer it. They weren't awaiting any calls. What surprised him even more was the voice on the other end after he spoke.

"Hello, may I ask who's calling?"

"Can I please speak to Blade?"

It must be the girl that Techno had given a favor to. He hadn't said much about her, just that he owed her a favor and she was under his protection. She sounded young. And cold. He could hear her teeth chattering on the other end of the line.

"May I ask who's calling?"

"I'm Olivia."

" Alright, give me one sec. "

Wilbur went to walk up the stairs. Techno was in his room. Wilbur knocked on the door, and smugly looked at Techno.

"You have a call."

" What? "

"A certain girl called asking for you. You may want to get it?"

Techno stood and quickly walked down stairs. Wilbur followed, wanting to see if unfold.

"Hello? "

Techno spoke into the phone. Wilbur could hear her voice through the phone.

"Is this Blade?"

"Yes. What do you need."

"Um, can I call in my favor? "

" I don't know, can you?"

"is that a yes or a no? If it's a no, um, that's ok, I'm sorry I bothered-"

"Its a yes. What do you need."

"Oh. Um, can I ask for you to set me up with a warm place for the night? Or is that too much?"

Wilbur stopped smirking. A warm place? Really? She had access to all the Syndicate resources and she asked for one night somewhere warm? What was this?

"Nah, that's not too much. We can do that. What are you thinking? Hotel?"

" Um, I'm not particular. I don't want to trouble you. Just somewhere to go where my fingers won't be blue anymore. "

She sounded like she was trying to make a joke, but even through the phone Wilbur could hear the fearful undertones. Wilbur froze. He saw Techno did too. Was she outside? In this weather? With the wind and the snow?

"Can I ask where you are right now, Olivia?" Techno speaks into the phone, voice more urgent.

"I'm on Logsteadshire road. "

" Outside? "

"Yeah"

"And how long have you been there?"

"About 2 hours? Maybe 3?"

Wilbur spoke up now, whispering to Techno. "i'll get a guest room ready. Bring her here. "

Techno nods.

"I'm coming to get you. I need you to walk around, don't stop until I get to you, okay?"

" I can't stand up though. I'm too cold. "

Techno swears under his breath, rushing to the car. "Ok. Can you try?"

" it's ok, I'm sleepy. I'll just take a nap until you get here. "

"No, Olivia, I need you to try to stand, okay? At least keep talking to me."

" Ok. Actually, I changed my mind. You don't need to come get me. "

Technoblade was already speeding towards where you were, but he asks why to try to keep you talking. "Why is that?"

" I'm not even that cold anymore. "

This makes him press the gas harder.

"Then can you try to stand up?"

" Mmmmhmmm. "

It was quiet for a second.

"My legs aren't working. I can't feel them."

"That's ok, I'm almost to you. Then, we'll get you to a nice warm fire, and you'll have lots of blankets, okay?"

"Mkay. That sounds nice."

He turns the corner on to Logsteadshire Road, slowing his speed to look for you. You come into view, huddled in the snow. He jumps out of the car, quickly walking over to you. He reached down, picking you up. God, you're freezing. He sets you in the passenger seat, then goes around and gets himself in. You're still talking into the phone, so he reached over and buckled you up, then took the phone gently out of your hand.

"Hi Olivia. I'm here."

"Blade! I didn't know if you were going to come!"

"I owed you a favor, of course I came. We have a good place for you, we'll be there soon. You're gonna be okay."

"Thank you. Thank you so much for doing this, I'm sorry for bothering you. "

"It's fine. Just rest, you're safe."

Soon, he looks over, and she's asleep in the passenger seat. Quietly, under his breath, he mutters, " I'm glad you did call. "

[hinderr]

Hinderr's Masterpost

(Or; in which I finally cave)

Link to ao3

#hinderr art (i take doodle requests!)

Usually I write. Sometimes I draw. me and the block button are besties <3

(18+ sideblog; ask to see)

Fandoms

DSMP (not active here anymore)

-> notus; royalty au. ranboo-centric. beeduo centric, with benchtrio and sbi. major character death involved (#notus, #notus rambles, #notus asks, #notus rb)

The Mandalorian

-> He is his father's son; long-fic series. grogu-centric. major character death involved. mandalorian!grogu and his adventures in carrying his dad's legacy, with varying degrees of success (#father's son (series), #solus / t'ad / ehn, #something loved (but never known), #like flowers / the bodies tumble)

-> Study on nature and nurture; two-part series. grogu-centric. heavy themes of child abuse and child neglect. canon-divergent. explores the premise of din never making it onto the Imperial Cruiser in the first place, and the aftermath ten years after (#study on nature and nurture) [masterpost of bts stuff]

-> cookies (to share); Valentine's Day Oneshot. Din and Grogu clan of two softness. 4 things that Din Djarin learns and one thing Grogu Djarin has always known

-> flowers for the (un)dead: zombie apocalypse au with a flowery twist, and in which something almost immediately goes wrong for our boys. (#flowers for the dead)

-> spitting image: canon-divergent post season 3. One of Gideon's clones survives, as a young child. Din makes a choice. (#spitting image)

-> a home by any other name: razor crest pov oneshot (#a home by any other name)

-> once more (with feeling): season 3 rewrite. starts off from that episode in the book of boba fett (#once more (with feeling))

-> blood on linoleum floors: canon-divergent AU, post Tython. Inquisitor Grogu. Din is both far too late to find his son and, at the same time, earlier than he thought he was (#blood on linoleum floors)

Sal Skiesly (#sal skiesly)

my dnd character who i'm...im so nromal about guys I'm so normal about Sal Skiesly I'm soooo so oso sososososooso normallll

-> heart a glass sculpture (please be more careful): character study/juxtaposition between Sal, his Patron, and his daughter

-> clipped wings of wax: short story. Sal is 10 and Patron is telling him a story

-> dissect me to find out what's wrong with me (a cancer, malignant): another short story. sal feels bad for no clear reason. patron talks

-> love loses: happy pride month. sal skiesly meets a man and then proceeds to fuck it up

(ob!hinderr: sal skiesly but as he is in the lore of a Minecraft oneblock skyblock server. he is somehow doing worse)

(o!hinderr: origins!hinderr from a minecraft origins server i have with friends. He has a funny relationship with religion, he's queer coded, and he's tragic. What's not to love)

[steppingstonesuniverseguide]

One More Step Out of the Pit: Chapter 3/26

Summary: It had been Tommy and Tubbo for practically forever. They clawed their way out of hell together. They discovered their superpowers together. They started working for the Superhero Guild together before even coming of age. Tommy probably owed Tubbo his life ten times over. So, when the three supervillains he'd been assigned to bring in managed to take Tubbo hostage, well, there was really only one thing to do.

He knew, of course, he was signing himself up for torture and death by offering that trade, but that was okay.

It'd have to be okay.

AO3 Link (See AO3 for Warnings.)

(This story is finished and has been posted on AO3 for a while, but I'm posting it on Tumblr so it's somewhere else too (considering the day AO3 was down a bit ago). The author notes will all be kept as well. If you are following the blog and don't want to see these posts, block the tag #backlog.)

Author Note: There is some sword/knife violence in this one.

“Are these tomatoes?!” An excited scream was what woke Tommy up. It was not even two hours after he’d fallen asleep and part of him wanted to be pissed about being woken up when he was so exhausted. The other part of him smiled into his pillow.

“Cut them open,” Tommy called back.

He listened to the rustling coming from the kitchen area as Tubbo rushed to do as he said. “Seeds?” Tubbo asked after a moment, his voice quieter and closer now like what he was saying was a secret. It was a secret. Tommy peeled his face off of the pillow to look up at the boy in their bedroom doorway. “Where on Earth did you find these?”

“I stumbled on a hidden community garden on the way back from work last night,” Tommy explained.

He watched the war on Tubbo’s face as he bit his lip. His hands were covered in tomato juice from where he’d picked a few seeds out of the vegetable. He was cradling them between his palms now. “These are very illegal to have,” he said. Yet, despite his half-hearted protest, the seeds had already started to sprout in his hands. As Tommy watched, a baby stem curled up his finger, a pair of leaves opening and sitting at the tip of his thumb.

“You should find some dirt for them,” Tommy suggested softly.

“Right,” Tubbo agreed. “Dirt, water… and sun somehow in a place no one can see. Or maybe a grow light in the bathroom? I’ll figure something out.”

Tommy nodded, struggling to keep his eyes open. Tubbo seemed to notice. “I’m sorry,” he said. “I didn’t mean to wake you up. I was just excited.”

“I know Tubs,” Tommy yawned.

“You got back kinda late last night, huh?”

“Had a run in with the SBI,” he said.

“Are you hurt?” Tubbo asked, concerned.

Tommy shook his head. “They didn’t even manage to get a finger on me,” he assured proudly, but then deflated a bit. “But, uh, Dream wasn’t too happy that I didn’t arrest them. I got whatever they were trying to steal, but that wasn’t enough for him. So… no paycheck.”

Tubbo frowned. “What were you supposed to do?” he asked. “1v3 the SBI of all people?”

“Apparently.”

“That’s not fair.”

“Life’s not fair,” Tommy reminded.

“I hate that you fight them,” Tubbo said, quietly. “The Blade killed 4 level 6 heroes with a flashlight and a set of car keys two years ago and that’s with him being taken unaware and alone.”

He’d also held a sword to Tommy’s neck once. It had been just them alone in an alleyway. He’d lowered it a moment later and slipped away into darkness without a word. Tubbo didn’t know that though.

“Eh, Philza’s scarier and Whippoorwill’s more creatively bloodthirsty.”

“They shouldn’t send you after any of them.”

“They know I’m a big man!” He paused at the look on Tubbo’s face. “I’ll be fine,” he promised.

“I just worry…”

“Don’t,” Tommy said. “I’m wily. Like the coyote… wait, no. I’m the Road Runner! The Road Runner wins those things, right? Never gets caught, right?” He’d never really had an opportunity to watch cartoons. He’d just absorbed knowledge from other people talking about them. “That’s me! Meep meep motherfucker.”

Tubbo cracked a half smile. “Well,” he said. “No paycheck, but we do have veggies and veggies that will regrow if we’re careful to hide them. Well, the tomatoes are fruit, but still.”

“Not a fruit,” Tommy enlightened him.

“I… they are?”

“No,” Tommy said solemnly. “I reject that reality.”

Tubbo stared at him for a moment and then shook his head. “Go back to sleep Tommy. I’ve got to get ready for work anyway. I’ll make you something for breakfast and leave it in the fridge.”

“Mmm, thanks.”

“See you at work,” Tubbo said, closing the door behind him. He and Tubbo’s work schedules just barely overlapped. He worked 4am-2pm and Tommy worked Noon-10pm with one day off a week. They’d somehow managed to scam having the same days off this month thanks to Puffy, which was nice. Otherwise, they’d barely see each other except when they were both asleep.

…

Thinking of sleep...

Tommy woke to the sound of an alarm on his phone at 8am. He barely resisted the urge to throw it out the window. The only thing that stopped him was that it was expensive company property, and he did not need to have that added to his bills.

Groaning, he pulled himself out of bed and into the small bathroom to take a shower. He hadn’t gotten the opportunity to wash the gross off himself last night. He winced in sympathy for Tubbo as his bedmate.

A few minutes later, he was padding into the kitchen. He glanced in the fridge to see a Tupperware container labeled ‘Breakfast’ in Tubbo’s horrible handwriting. Popping open the lid revealed scrambled eggs with tomatoes mixed in, and after making some toast, Tommy sat down on the recliner to eat. (It’s fine. It was already stained to hell when the dragged it up here from the trash, so it wouldn’t matter if he spilled.) There was a sticky note on the arm that didn’t have a bite taken out of it. ‘Buy melk and bread today, pls.-Tub’ it read.

Tommy grabbed the discarded pen next to it and wrote ‘No.-Tom’ with a smile on his face. It looked like he was going to the store before his shift today. He glanced at the time on his phone. Ugh. He should probably get moving if he wanted to get to the shop and back before needing to leave for his shift.

Reluctantly, he put his dishes in the sink and went to the bedroom to change. He pulled Tubbo’s green hoodie over his t-shirt for warmth since it wasn’t like the boy was using it right now, and it was the warmest piece of civilian clothing they had. He counted out how much money he had in his wallet, winced, and dug his hand into their ‘saving’s account’ (and old pickle jar).

Figuring he had enough cash on him, he left the apartment. His and Tubbo’s apartment was on the 2nd floor of the building. It was the lowest priced housing they could find within walking distance of the Hero Guild’s HQ. They’d had the option of living at the much nicer apartments the Hero Guild provided, but they’d quickly learned those came with a cost much steeper than the one they paid for their dirty little two room apartment. They’d bolted as soon as they’d realized the apartments came pre-outfitted with cameras. They weren’t dumb.

They were lucky, really, that they were able to afford this place even with its lack of an elevator and staircase so rickety that Tommy was worried he’d need to use his powers to survive them one of these days.

It wasn’t that the Hero Guild didn’t pay well, it was that it didn’t pay people like Tubbo and Tommy well. Your salary wasn’t based on what you did or who you fought. It was calculated based on two things: years of experience and rank. He and Tubbo each had a bit more than one year of experience. Tubbo had rank 1. Tommy had rank 1.5 even though he’d regularly been doing rank 5, maybe even rank 6 work lately, but people under 18 weren’t allowed anything above rank 1.5.

Then, on top of that, they were both hit with what was referred to as the “teenager tax.” Minors weren’t really allowed to work for the Superhero Guild, at least not on their own. They needed an adult sponsor (which was actually kind of the opposite of a sponsor because part of Tommy and Tubbo’s paycheck was siphoned off to them in payment for being mentors.)

Still, it was better than how Tommy and Tubbo had been surviving on the streets ever since Tubbo was tossed out of his house. They were, at the end of the day, able to pool their resources to pay rent and eat every month no matter how much of a stretch it ended up being sometimes.

Plus, they wouldn’t be 16 forever. With Dream as his sponsor, three years of experience, and the work he’d already been doing for the Guild, he was positioned perfectly to climb the ranks quickly when he shucked the shackles of childhood. He’d be making the biiig money then. Tubbo would probably struggle a bit more since his power was not really a combative one, but Tommy was sure he’d also get promoted eventually.

Who knew, if Tommy managed to be good enough and to kept Dream’s favor, maybe Tubbo could even quit and get a gardener’s license or something. That would be nice. He’d definitely be happier then. Tubbo with a garden of his own. Now that’d be a sight to see.

The thought put a smile on his face as he entered the small grocery store a couple of minutes later. The woman manning the till gave him a suspicious look as he entered, probably because he was an obviously poor teenager with no parents to be seen. Tommy half wished he was allowed to flaunt his superhero identity so people would stop glowering at him like he was going to steal shit whenever he went anywhere. Of course, if he did that, then people like Whippoorwill with his desire to slowly peel Tommy’s flesh off his bones to make into soup (Yes, it did sound gross. Yes, Whippoorwill really had said that. And just because Tommy sprayed mace into his mouth one time! Dude was mental.) would be able to track him down at home. That would put Tubbo at risk.

As it was, he had to bear the lady’s unpleasant expression as he scanned the aisles.

“Can I help you?” she asked in a nasty voice after he stood there for a few seconds too long apparently.

Tommy rolled his eyes and pulled the wad of cash out of his pocket to show to her. “Buying bread.”

“Aisle 2,” she said, still sounding like a fucking asshole, but not quite like she was going to push the panic button behind the counter to summon a hero to arrest him.

Ignoring the eyes that remained on him, he wandered over to peer at the expiration dates on the bread. He was trying to decide which option was better: bread that was a bit more expensive but would last longer or bread that was cheaper and expired in a few days when he heard the sound of metal scrapping on metal.

Tommy’s head jerked up to see some guy with a giant sword at the front counter. Now, Tommy could immediately tell he didn’t quite know what he was doing with a sword, and it was much too big for his lack of muscles, but still, anyone could be dangerous with a giant sharp thing in their hands.

Ugh. Come on. He wasn’t on duty. He didn’t even have his costume for crying out loud.

“Man, do you really have to right now?” Tommy asked him as he rounded the corner, irritated. It probably… wasn’t the wisest thing to say, but it did get his attention away from the nasty lady by the register that he was holding at sword point. Tommy grimaced when he realized she was too far away from the panic button to hit it.

“You have a problem, kid?” the sword wielder asked.

“Yeah,” Tommy said, taking a nonchalant step closer. The guy let him, seeming not to register him as a threat in the slightest in the too tight green sweater with a daisy on it and ripped jeans. “Last night really fucking sucked for me. You couldn’t have done this, I don’t know, in 20 minutes?”

“Believe it or not I’m not on your schedule,” he said with a curled lip. The sword had dropped just a bit, too heavy for him especially when his attention was split. “Now shut up, kid.”

He took his eyes off of Tommy for a moment to return to his crimeing and Tommy jerked forward, grabbing his wrist and twisting. The sword clattered to the floor and the nasty checkout lady took her chance to dive for the panic button.

The man stared at him in shock for a moment as Tommy kicked away the sword, but he quickly recovered, fury on his face. He lunged forward suddenly taking Tommy unaware as he’d been focused on making sure the sword was far enough away. Unfortunately, that hadn’t been the only sharp thing on him. Tommy gasped even as he punched the guy in the face sending him sprawling.

A moment later, a superhero Tommy vaguely recognized, the Boomerang or something, crashed though the door and surveyed the scene. The nasty lady pointed at the man Tommy had just punched and who was getting to his feet with a bloodied knife. Boomerang was on him in a second.

Tommy slowly looked down at his bleeding side, feeling a bit dizzy.

“A-are you okay kid?” the woman at the register asked. She suddenly seemed to be trying to be a whole lot nicer to Tommy.

Tommy breathed slowly, strangely calm. Why, oh why, did he have to get stabbed off duty? He didn’t have the money to deal with this sort of crap. At least it didn’t seem too bad… Tommy thought. “Does the store have medical supplies, perchance?” he asked as Boomerang stopped beating the sword man’s face in and started to put him in handcuffs.

“Shouldn’t you… go to the hospital?” she asked.

“Nah, he’s as bad with a knife as he was with the sword,” Tommy said. “‘Tis just a flesh wound.” Probably. He hoped.

She looked at him for a long moment. “I…” she said and honestly the concern pinching at her brow was just annoying. Tommy almost liked her better when she was being a bitch. “Yeah, we should have some stuff. Let me… Let me go look for you.”

Tommy nodded at her. “Okay,” he said. “I’m gonna…” He slowly sunk down onto his knees. “I think I’m going to sit here for a minute ‘till the shock wears off.”

Author Note: He's fine. It's just a light stabbing. As long as he doesn't do anything strenuous or get shoved around at all, he should be a-okay.

[exile-arc]

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heyy im exile-arc (the things i did 4 this url...) & u can call me janie!!

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DISCLAIMERS

i do NOT support cc!wilbur or cc!dteam.

that being said I will be reblogging stuff about their characters. if this makes you uncomfortable i understand but this is probably not the place to be (will tag it upon request though)

idgaf abt queer discourse i think ppl should use whatever labels they want as long as theyre not hurting anyone. there are bigger problems in the world than bi lesbians

also dgaf about shipping discourse ok i dont even like shipping most of the time (too aromantic for this <3)

i might block you if u post a lot of sbi or c!emeraldduo, it's nothing personal i just dont like them

INTERESTS

technically a variety blog but let's be real it's mostly mcyt (primarily dsmp but occasionally also life series, lifesteal, whitepine & hc). ctommy has been taking up a worrying amount of my brain space since 2021

EXTRAS

under construction: fics masterpost, webweaves masterpost, neocities

I don't have much of a tagging system but im TRYING okay.. ctommy stuff goes under #chommy <3, clingyduo under #the clingysss, interactions w/ mutuals goes under #friends tag, stuff i really like is #fave or #fave ever

go my scarab. have a nice day

[caz-is-gay]

so. currently actually sobbing bc i made the horrible decision to look through techno’s channel. i saw the gravity mod vid he posted after the announcement that he had cancer. i remember being so happy. sbi content! god. i still haven’t watched the video. yknow the one. a year ago i tried to watch squids video on part of the potato war. i didnt get 3 mins in b4 i heard his voice (he was celebrating!! he was happy!) and started crying. maybe in a decade ill be able to watch it and smile. and ill be able to watch the new one, and old ones and laugh like i used to. i looked through the community posts. he really loved birds, didnt he? i feel so bad for his dad.

june 2022. worst month of my life i think. everything happened at once. on june 1st lizzy was over. i was so desperately in love with her. still in denial about the inevitable friend zone. we went to zydecos grad party! she left halfway through to call her ex. they got back together. the facade was broken. obviously she didn’t like me back and anything romantic with her is a pipe dream. (i mean who would ever love to be attracted to an ugly fat pig like me?) so lizzy is over. im trying to ignore the heartbreak. then i hear the news. techno died. my sister hears it from a friend and tells me. the ppl we have over dont get it. they dont get why it hits me so hard, and god i dont want to explain it. so i pretend im fine. keep hosting, keep being nice. every second is agony! i cry myself to sleep. that had stopped a few months ago. i wasnt suicidal anymore but god. 2 weeks later im starting to back to *normal* levels of summer break depression. my dad finds out. he loved techno. im gone again. my mom fonds out, she doesn’t know who he is., doesn’t know the other 3 ppl at the table have already been grieving. shes lost so many to cancer. “did you hear about that minecraft youtuber who died of cancer? he was only 23, its so sad” i didnt know what to say. “yes i watched him everyday for 4 years his videos were the only thing that could get me to sleep when i started having suicidal thoughts if not for him i wouldn’t be here and now he dead.” yeah.

i still didn’t get over lizzy for months. fantasizing about a life with her was my escape. it was unrealistic and i couldn’t think about her like that anymore. then my dad brought covid home from work. june 23rd, my mom almost dies. thats the worst day of my life. it was mcc day. i was watching it on my tv, because my dad went to see his parents and mom was sick. she had been in bed for days. she got sick a lot. she had bronchitis for 10 years at this point. i was taking care of her. she was obviously delirious. asking me to pour water on her because she was so hot. i didnt know what to do. i waited for so long. i couldn’t deal with this right now i needed to de stress not have more. it got too much, i called my dad and he said she must have high blood sugar. fuck. i looked at her insulin log, nothing written for 2 days. fuck fuck fuck. he told me, if she cant draw her own blood for a reading, call 911. so we did. she could have died. if i waited any longer she could have passed out and stopped breathing. she went to the hospital. medically induced coma, intubated. she had told us many times shed rather die than be on a ventilator. none of us mentioned it. she was in a coma for 2 weeks. woke up, had to be in vent for longer. she was finally extubated. she couldn’t talk but she managed to be sarcastic still. i had to hold back tears. best day of my life.

that month changed the course of my life forever. my disability was most likely caused by the mild covid infection i got b4 my mom got sick. my mom doesn’t have a fungal lung infection anymore. my parents are sleeping in the same room again, and going to therapy. my mom has a cgm and a cpap and is on top of her health.

i cant stand the sounds of artificial breathing after sitting next to her for so long. im more afraid of my future than ever. im still getting over my best friend (fuck being demiromantic man) and i am still crying over technoblade.

[pixi1314]

So there's currently a situation going on twitter regarding Shubble being a victim of abuse with a lot of things she and other people have said that seem to point to a certain cc.

I apologise if all this sounds vague if you are unaware of what's happening, I'm just mainly going through the motions and am possessing my feelings.

In terms of what I think, I won't speculate who the individual is as no name as been dropped along with the fact that it won't help the victim, that doesn't mean I won't take action.

So currently my thoughts are that I continue my zombie fic, as it was 3/4 sbi anyway. For my other fics I will continue working on three of them as I find each one of them dear to me, though as much as it hurts I may end up cancelling one of them (that being 'to live again') as I've been struggling to continue working on it and this situation hasn't helped.

My finished fics will be kept up. I'm not archiving them and have spent too much time to just delete them. Any drafts I've written will probably go into the Bookshelf where I post all my prompts. If I do end up making a new fic then it might be solely turtle duo (Techno, Tommy and Phil).

And lastly, aside from when I post the final chapter to 'a light in the cabin' I will no longer be making posts when a fic gets updated. So I highly recommend that you subscribe to my ao3 if you want to know when something has been updated.

Anyway sorry for the long post and I hope you can understand. Also sorry if anything I've said doesn't make sense, my heads still I bit jumbled and I'm trying to keep my mind off things.

[sunnysharmaseo]

Balanced Funds versus Balanced Advantage Funds

If you are new to mutual fund investing, then hybrid funds may look confusing. However, within the category of hybrid funds there are finer classifications like Balanced Funds and Balanced Advantage Funds (BAFs). Any hybrid fund is a combination of equity, debt, and derivatives in varying proportions. The difference between Balanced Funds and Balanced Advantage Funds (BAFs) lies, not just in the mix, but also in the discretion or leeway to the fund manager, to decide and alter that mix. Therefore, the debate of balanced funds vs hybrid funds is about mix and discretion.

What are Balanced Funds?

Have you ever wondered where the SBI Balanced Fund invests in? For that, we must start with understanding the concept of balanced funds. Balanced funds mix their portfolio between equity and debt in a rather rigid proportion. For example, the mix can be between 60:40 in favour of equities to 60:40 in favour of debt. The best balanced mutual funds maintain a fair balance between equity and debt.

What are Balanced Advantage Funds?

Balanced Funds and Balanced Advantage Funds appear similar, but differ in terms of asset mix and discretion. Balanced advantage funds (a.k.a BAFs) also invest in a combination of equity and debt, but the fund manager has greater discretion. Technically, fund managers can go to 100% in debt if interest rates are expected to fall or 100% equity if valuations are too low. In practice, BAFs are never that extreme. Due to this discretion, BAFs are also called dynamic allocation funds. In the list of BAFs, when you see SBI Balanced Advantage Fund Regular Growth, it is a dynamic allocation fund with discretion. When you try to identify the best balanced advantage fund in India, you must look at risk, volatility and returns.

Comparing Balanced Funds with Balanced Advantage Funds

There are similarities and dissimilarities between Balanced Funds and Balanced Advantage Funds (BAFs). This evaluation can identify best balanced advantage funds that fit your choice.

Balanced Funds

Balanced Advantage Funds (BAFs)

Balanced Funds invest in a combination of equity and debt instruments and therefore are hybrid in nature

Balanced Advantage Funds (BAFs) also invest in a mix of equity, derivatives and debt but with greater flexibility and are also hybrid in nature

In Balanced Funds, the equity-debt allocation is predetermined to be a specific ratio.

BAFs also use debt to reduce the overall risk of equities in the portfolio. However, BAFs are more flexible in their allocation which is done at the fund manager’s discretion and a predetermined formula.

Balanced Funds are for the long haul and investors must look at a time horizon of 4-5 years, at least

 Invest in Balanced Advantage Funds with minimum of 3-5 years investment horizon. These funds adjust equity exposure based on market conditions using a predetermined formula aiming to minimize volatility in your investment.

However, they differ in asset allocation. Balanced Funds cannot go above 60% in equity or debt and cannot go below 40% in both asset classes.

BAFs are discretionary and there are no such limits. Depending on the market view and predetermined formula, the fund manager can take net equity and debt exposure to any limit.

What about tax treatment? Balanced Funds are treated as non-equity (debt) funds since the equity exposure is less than 65%.

Balanced Advantage Funds are treated as equity funds since total equity levels are always maintained above 65% by way of including allocation to equity derivatives.

The next time you come across the SBI Balanced Advantage Fund or the SBI Mutual Fund Balanced Advantage Fund; remember that it is a dynamic hybrid fund with substantial allocation discretion for the fund manager.

Who should invest in Balanced Funds?

Balanced Funds are ideal for investors who are looking at longer term returns with better managed risk. The debt component also enables steady income. Balanced Fund are a good step to onboard an investor to equity as the risk gets gradually graded higher. It is for investors looking to have a more conservative approach to long term wealth creation. In fact, Balanced Funds are the more pristine form of rule-based hybrid funds. Investors who do not want too much of fund manager volition can opt for Balanced Funds.

Who should invest in Balanced Advantage Funds?

In a BAF, the returns are based on dynamic asset allocation and these are considered ideal for first time investors or conservative investors to test the waters. Investors who are comfortable with moderate volatility in their investment portfolio and have investment horizon of 3-5 years should consider investing in this fund. The dynamic allocation feature helps in reducing the volatility.

The moral of the story is that the next time you see any talk of an SBI balanced fund (or SBI hybrid fund), know that we are talking about an amalgam of debt and equity with different mixes and different levels of fund manager discretion.

If you desire to invest in such balanced or hybrid fund with a mix of debt and equity, you can check out SBI Balanced Advantage Fund or SBI Equity Hybrid Fund and can make your choice based on your risk appetite.

Source: https://www.sbisecurities.in/blog/balanced-vs-balanced-advantage-funds

[beegguardian]

We miss them. We miss all of them together, happy, so much.

RIP Techno, we’ll forever be 3/4 SBI here without you. Take a few moment to remember him on this first SBI-versary here without him. It’s what he would have wanted.

And then go leave some happy comments on his friends’ videos. He would’ve wanted that too.

my god three years

[careerwill67]

How to Prepare for SBI Clerk  Exam?

SBI Clerk  is your gateway to the prestigious State Bank of India or SBI. It’s considered to be one of the toughest Banking exams in India.  More than 36 lakh students applied for the exam. This year too, SBI PO Online coaching lakhs of them will be competing for limited number of posts. There are many such students out of these who cannot join coaching due to different reasons. So this questions crops up in their minds, ‘Is it possible to prepare for SBI Clerk Exam?’ The answer is yes, if you are dedicated.

In this article, we’ll reflect upon the advices of some students who appeared for SBI Clerk 2021 without any coaching and cracked it on the very first attempt. Let’s discuss some useful tips on how to ace the upcoming competitive exam with full focus.

The examination will consist of three phases, viz. Phase-I or Online objective type Preliminary Exam of 100 marks of 1 hour. Phase-II will be an online Mains Exam of 200 marks (Objective type) with a time limit of 2 Hours 40 Minutes. Phase-III will be a test of specified opted local language. So, the first step is to understand the pattern of the exam.

Tips for Preparation for SBI Clerk Exam 2022 without Coaching

Here are some proven tips you need to follow to clear the upcoming exam without coaching:

1.      Understand the Exam Pattern and Syllabus

It is said that well begun is half done. Understand the exam pattern properly. Making a perfect, time-bound study plan without understanding the complete syllabus and Exam pattern is almost impossible.

2.      Make a realistic study plan & time table

Make a realistic study plan for yourself. Make a plan that suits your demands, your schedule, and your comfort level. Don’t ask others to help you devise a study plan that is not going to help you. Each candidate has a different study environment, timings, and requirements.

3. Follow a timetable

Discipline is important for cracking any competitive exam. Whether you get up early or go to bed late, you’ll have to fix your daily time to study and follow it religiously throughout your preparation. Make a daily, weekly and monthly realistic timetable and follow it religiously.

4.      Stay Focused and avoid distractions

With such a big syllabus to prepare in a short time, you can feel bored or overwhelmed with the preparation.  But, don’t try to prepare everything at once. Break big topics into tiny ones. And then take one topic or one subject. Try to complete it, one topic a day, before moving on to other targeted subjects. Avoid using your phone or social media during your preparation. Cut down on all sorts of distractions while studying. Put your phone on silent mode.

5.      Previous year sample paper book

Solve questions from previous year’s sample paper book. Solve one problem at a time and try to master it. Read the problem carefully and try to understand the question first. To make it easy, you should break the question into parts. In time and with practice, you’ll master this process. Then, self-evaluate by taking Mock Tests.

It is recommended to solve quantitative papers for at least 2 hours in the morning, and reasoning papers also for at least 2 hours in the evening. This way, you can study General Knowledge and English on weekends. If this goes on for 3-4 months, you’ll After 3-4 months, you will experience visible progress. Try to solve papers with a stopwatch on, to check time and accuracy.

6.      Practice via Mock tests

Practice makes a man perfect. You must have heard this proverb many times. And it is true to the core. Practice a lot. Take as many mock tests as possible. Or, take at least two mock tests a day if you’re a job-goer and one if you’re not working. Analyze the mocks.

Work on your weaknesses. Don’t be afraid if you fail to answer the questions. Without regular practice and you’ll be able to solve the questions you couldn’t in the past with ease.

PracticeMock.com offers high-quality Mock Tests and practice quizzes. The first Mock Test is absolutely FREE.

7. Make good use of your Internet

When you study alone, there are always moments when you come across, how much theoretical knowledge you gain. So, it is better to remove those doubts via the best use of the Internet. Plus, there are countless social media and Youtube channels that give regular updates and information about SBI Clerk exam like PracticeMock. By following those channels you will not only be able to eliminate your doubts, but will also stay updated.

8.      Enjoy the Preparation Process with passion & positivity

Despite all the aspects, you must not forget that SBI Clerk is just an exam. You will be putting in a lot of dedication, hard work, and energy while preparing for this prestigious exam. So, being hopeful and optimistic will help in giving better and better performance and getting better and better results. Do your preparation passionately and enjoy even the minutest of the effort you invest into this preparation.

9.      Keep yourself mentally and physically fit

Oftentimes, many aspirants tend to ignore their mental and physical health while preparing for Banking exams like SBI Clerk. The fact is, you can neither prepare well for any competitive perform, nor can perform well in an exam if you’re not mentally or physically fit. Thus, make sure your food intake is appropriate and exercise regularly.

10.  Buy Quality Books-Select your Study material wisely

Best books invite best results. Therefor, you should be choose the books for SBI Clerk exam preparation wisely. The cut-throat competition that this clerical exam is going to make you a part of, is one of the toughest Banking exams in India today.  So, here we bring one of the most sought-after books that have paved the way for success for many toppers in the past.

[i-am-beckyu]

BECKYI HAVE SOME FAKE FIC TITLES FOR YOU!!!!

(Do whichever ones you want, or none!)

— Mysterious Menace

The Tiny Who Could Flickering Lights

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(Also thank you so much for the fic titles, they’re challenging yet so good!!)

:00000000000000 The obscurity!!! I like a challenge >:]

Mysterious Menace

Something strange was going on the smp. Everyone's stuff was going missing. Like EVERYTHING! One minute it's there, the next second POOF! Gone.

But the strangest thing is that when an item is discovered missing, is the strange giggling that follows and yet; no one is around that it could belong too.

Now you may be thinking the culprit must be using invisibility potions right? Well that would be a viable option if not for the fact that the thief would still need to open doors to get inside to steal objects, and after the first 8 times something had gone missing, Phil had set up a Redstone system to alarm him if any doors were triggered open. and yet, his stuff still kept disappearing.

It also seems the thief can make things float now too, as he stares at his iconic hat seemingly float through the air to an open window followed with 3 tiny voices of people bickering..... or, 3/4 sbi are tiny faeries that have decided to steal things from all of the smp and are caught by their favorite human to mess with.

Heheheh pranks go brrrrrrrr

The Tiny Who Could

Its not an unknown fact that Orphanages in Essempi don't have a great amount of Funding. They have enough money to support all the children under their care, but not enough to supply the children with extra gifts and non-essential special things for the children there. The head of Orphanage: Kristin, did her best to give the children the best Christmas she could, she really tried. But even with the little money she had spare after her own living expenses, there simply wasn't enough for all the children.

And telling the children they wouldn't be getting any gifts was always the worst part.

Well Phil wasn't having that. He'd been living at the orphanage and watching over the children there for years.

And while he was small, he knew how to carve objects from wood. When you're a tiny, there isn't exactly whole lot of stuff for you on hand, so Phil had learned to make things for himself. And yes while there were 20+ kids in the orphanage, if he could just get the wood, he'd have a gift for every child there by the time Christmas rolled around.

He could do it. He could bring joy to all the little kids in the orphanage.

So every night after each borrowing trip, Phil would go to the attic and take one of the old unused building blocks from the unusable toys box, and carved a gift for each child. While he couldn't make anything fancy fancy, he figured little figurines of animals would be okay. He took it upon himself to find out each childs favorite and would study the old picture books to carve their details precisely. He even found some unused paints, and painted them!

When one gift was finished, he took it from the attic, tied it with a bow and nametag of the child and moved it to behind the wall of where the christmas tree would be in preparation for Christmas eve. Soon, every child had a gift and on Christmas eve, Phil had pushed out each gift under the brightly decorated tree. Come Christmas morning, the children would have themselves a new toy. Now to return to the walls and get some well needed sleep before anyone woke up like Kristen who was standing in the door way staring at him with tears dripping down her face. Well, so much for going to sleep.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS IDEA HERE FEELS TOO WHOLESOME! LIKE I SWEAR IF SOMEONE WANTS TO WRITE THIS OR WE DO SECRET SANTA AGAIN AT CHRISTMAS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WRITE ME THIS! I WILL LOVE YOU!

Flickering Lights

mmm no idea's for this one but only because I was given a similar title that I've written for so expect that fic to drop some time this week ❤️❤️❤️

BUT THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SLOTH!!! THESE TITLES ARE BRILLIANT AND THE SECOND ONE NOW HOLDS A KEY TO MY HEART!!!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE EM!!!

[cr0g-0]

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Sour Berries

tw-Abandoment, Angst, Hurt/No comfort, 3/4 sbi, this is how you No it's angsty, when it's three out of four.

A/n-I will be posting two endings. The normal, non g/t one will be on @candle-licker-mfer and the other will be on @smogs-0

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"Daaaaaad c'mon why can't I comeeeee!" The young dragon hybrid whined, berry collecting basket in hand as he stood in front of the door his father and brother were trying to use to leave.

"It isn't safe for you. Your too you-" "Me and Tech-" He tried to argue back before his brother interjected, "Techno and I."

Wilbur rolled his eyes at the correction. "Techno and I, are the same age! Why wouldn't it also be safe for me!"

"Your not as strong as him and I don't want to see you get hurt." Phil softly sighed, bracing himself for another argument. "But-"

"No-Wilbur you aren't like Techno. Your weaker and your not as good at fighting as him. *You're staying here* now move-"

Techno glanced at his father and then at his brother who's eyes were filled with tears, face scrunched up like he was about to sob.

Phil saw this and immediately tried to correct himself. "Wil-Dew droplet-I didn't mean you couldn't do things for yourself...it's going to be dangerous and Techno is more capable. You both have your own specialties but...."

"T-Techno's more mature and stronger...I know..." The brunet's wings and tail drooped as he stepped to the side, head hung low.

"Chin up Wilbur. We'll be back before...before the end of the harvest alright? And if we're late at all, whether by a day or a second you can pelt us with as many tomatoes you want alright?"

They all giggled, a warm and soft smile across everyone's face. They all said there goodbyes. All going in for hugs and exchanging quick 'I love you's and 'See you soon's as Wilbur's brother and father left to go off somewhere unknown to him.

The young hybrid took care of everything. The garden, the house, the animals that visited. Everything really.

Each day he would always eat a strawberry. They tasted fresh and good for ages...but as the years went by they...changed.

He would sell the berries each day and each day he would ask how they tasted. The answer was always the same. "Sweet and juicy!"

Sour. Sour was what they tasted like to Wilbur. Sour just like the taste in his mouth when his mind wandered to his brother and his father that had never returned. It had been thirteen harvests since they disappeared. He still wasn't over it.

[error-dream-was-found]

1. I can't wait to see more vampires make appearance! Techno as werewolf is definitely interesting idea! Is sbi family in your au? Cuz maybe I just spend too much time on Ao3 but Wilbur kinda gives off that vampire vibe and that would make an interesting family dynamic.

Also this is random but after that question I was actually thinking about who could be what kind of supernatural and ... now I can't get the picture of fairy Tommy out of my head XD Because yeah someone like Hannah is a obvious choice for fairy but Tommy? Nah. Also there's something funny about everyone experiencing fairy to be all flower and gentle and so on (ofc there are different kinds of fairies but this feels like the most common stereotype) and then there's this loud cursing child that would probably send a feral raccoon after you

2. Well I'm happy for them, they can take a lot of pics like that! And they can still look over Gogy's and Sap's old pics from back when digital wasn't a thing. (I'm ugly so I don't take selfies but I know what you're talking about and yes! These windows are completely like mirrors!)

3. "Ok guys in today's video we'll try to find out how much silver it takes to keep your vampire boyfriend on the other end of the room! First of all you'll need silver, lot of silver. Second-"

Yep the come on babe is something they'd definitely do! The question is ... will Dream give in or is he already used to their puppy eyes? (Obviously he'll give in at one point but how long does he last?

Now that's good couple dynamic! (Really one of my favourite types of dynamics)

4. Healthy relationship!? In your AU?! (Cítiš sa dobre?) Just kidding. I'm happy to know they have a nice healthy relationship :)

Som rada že ti to nevadí, moja sociálna úzkosť má voľno (to prejde) takže je možné že tú slovenčinu ešte pár krát uvidíš ;) (aside from comments on my fanfic this is the most fandom interaction I had in months, v tomto bode je až zvláštne hovoriť slovensky XD)

Ahoj, ahoj, zasa ja a mam ďaľšie otázky o vampire AU!

I know this was technically asked before but I don´t think there was any explicit answer sooo ... aside from vampires what other kinds of supernatural creatures are in your AU? And do you have any ideas on which character would be supernatural and what kind they´d be?

So Sapnap and George can be seen in modern mirrors but what about photos? In some stories it´s said that vampires won´t show on photos so now I wonder ... does Dream ever try to take a selfie with these 2 and George and Sapnap are just not there or it´s just their clothes seeming floating around?

I think it was mentioned that after argument or something Dream puts on lot of silver jewelry because vampires hate that. And I´m sorry if this was already answered and I forgot, but how do Sap and Gogy react to this? Also does Dream put on just enough to keep them from biting or does he go overboard putting on ridiculous amount of jewelry just cuz he can and it´s kinda fun walking around the house with enough silver on him that these 2 assholes don´t even dare to come close? They´d be on the opposite end of the room shooting him very wary glances and just "come on babe, we´re sorry" (I also can´t get the picture of Dream holding eyes contact with them while putting on jet another silver necklace in passive aggressive manner)

Do Sapnap and George ever kinda ... stalk Dream around? Like following him to school etc. even if he doesn´t really want them to?

No myslím, že to je nateraz všetko. Vopred sa ospravedľňujem ak sa za pár dní objavím s ďaľšou otázkou 😅

ahojahoj welcome back :D

the au is gonna be centered around the vampires. I know I promised it half a year ago at this point but I do want to introduce other vampires that snf are friends with (cough cough they're from the munchymc crew). honestly I didn't put much thought into other supernaturals? the only one that I am 100% sure of is that Techno is a werewolf (or a wereboar. let me indulge). as of the others I think it would be nice to include fairies, as you can guess it'd be Tina, Sylvee and/or Hannah, but I don't really know what I'd do with them in the AU, so this is more of just a loose idea than a promise

that's an interesting question! I didn't think about it before, but it's probably because silver (or more specifically, silver bromide/AgBr) was used in photography back in the day. given that the images are processed digitally nowadays, they would not have this problem, though the image of that is really funny. (and, to be entirely honest right now, the selfie of them that I drew was supposed to be a window reflection. if you've taken one of those two-storey trains they make for amazing 'mirror selfie' places)

I should genuinely draw that :D it doesn't repel them Entirely, they can still approach him, but they try to avoid touching anywhere near the silver. which sucks for them because Dream loves his silver rings and chains. but the 'babe. babe no y do u do this to us we're sorry' is very much a thing :D the silver is a very clear sign to back off though, so they'd keep some distance. I wonder how much silver would be necessary to keep them at the other end of the room? on a bit of a sidenote, there is one human-vampire couple where the human threatens to get silver lip and tongue piercings whenever his boyfriend gets a little too much

and no, they don't. they respect him and his privacy and wishes, and trust him enough when he texts them about going places or staying somewhere longer. I'm trying to write a healthy relationship for once

thank you for the questions! vôbec sa nemusíš ospravedlňovať, vždy ma tvoje asks potešia, hlavne keď vidím slovenčinu :D

[grey-scale-monotony]

Cream-of-the-crop Tommy fics

AKA my super picky ass and its fave fics

This is a list I will continue to update but these are some of the fics I have read (most of them are already pretty popular but tbf thats for good reason) that I think are just some of my favourite fics

Please note that these are not ranked by anything and I’ll also be making 2 separate lists for Superhero/powers AUs and foster AUs bcs I have read far far far too many of them

1. Ours Poetica by zeeskeit [unfinished] This fic is one of the most masterfully written fics I've read, the poems the author includes are just incredible, I love the pacing as well as the other characters that we get to meet. This fic legitimately made me try learning poetry, I'm shit at it but the writing is literally that inspiringly good

2. Butterfly Reign by SilentTeyz [unfinished] Pain. Agony. But so wonderfully written, I love it. The cutthroat brutality even the nicest characters are capable of bcs that's just what is needed in the royal court is one of my favourite things in this fic, there is only one character in this fic I think is actually in the right 99.9% of the time and that's Tubbo. Also love the reasoning we get behind all the characters actions *cough* Wilbur *cough*. Also Beau is incredible.

3. 3 weeks, 41 critters, 1 human (series) by Badnews [on going series] There are a lot of very good space AU/humans are orcs SBI fics out there but this one takes a popular trope and redefines it into something else. The rest of SBI as aliens slowly realising Tommy has sentience is such a hard thing to write but the author does it in such a way that it's realistic (well as realistic as an alien fic can be) and not rushed with an easy fix-it-all solution

4. Whatever Remains, However Improbable by 7CxRhyeby (completed) This fic was a fic I'm still yet to read anything similar to and I love I for that, Wilbur is a framed detective which suits him so much, the different povs are all so well written its just so *mwah*

5. FOIL v.) [something considered wrong or undesirable] from succeeding by MistBorn_SprenDeath (one shot) ok this one is very short compared to the others but its wonderful, Tommy is blind, vampire SBI are dicks, BUT, Tommy is not compliant or complacent, he is smart and philosophical and doesn’t roll over to be babied and I love that for him. Please read this if you have 5 minutes its so worth it.

6. Vibrations by celestialwarden [completed] I don’t read many canon based fics, I’m more of an AU gal but this fic is an exception, and by that I mean its exceptionally well written. Tommy goes on a healing arc, gets a child, gets a Sean (we stan Sean) what else could you need? It has some heartbreaking angst and reunions, also some terrifying cliff hangers, but it all turns out well in the end. Just keep reminding yourself that especially towards the second half of the fic. You’ll need to.

7. The Case of the Fire Inside by trying_to_spell_both_our_names_at_once [ongoing] Whenever the author replies to a comment I left on the most recent chapter of this fic I immediately put down whatever I’m doing cause that usually means a new chapter is coming out. This fic is so unique, Selkie!Tommy and lighthouse keeper W, T, & P,  Evil bastard dream but older brother dream and its so sweet bcs Tommy is friends with SBI as a seal but also a human but its also so sad cause DREAM dbshbvhdj I love this fic pls read it.

8. Kings To You by Flustered [ongoing] as I mentioned earlier I’m not a huge fan of dark SBI but Tommy in this is just? so? cool? From the first chapter he is so badass, continuously does the impossible (I won’t state his feats cause spoilesrs but he is so cool) and when Techno goes all dark and possessive he’s like ‘fine, you want to make me “yours” well then your mine as well bitch’ He literally just goes “same” when Techno is doing his whole piglin bonding thing. Did I mention he’s badass? He is so badass

9. Diasporas Blue by SilverWing15 [completed] Werewolf Tommy is so perfect always, and SilverWing is such a wonderful writer this fic is just perfect. Its soft and fluffy but everyone is also oblivious idiots, sometimes you just need that hurt/comfort with a little bit of fantasy found family.

10. Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU) by lockergirl [ongoing series] Tommy (blood gods) just goes and yoinks a select few people that eventually become his family and I love it. This AU is so perfect, I love that the way he meets each SBI member is unique for each of them, its bloody hilarious when everyone thinks Techno is the blood god, plus the way he actively hates blood sacrifices so he befriends Techno when he sacrifices a fucking baked potato and that just becomes a thing from then on. This fic has angst but its also really funny at times, Tommy can be an oblivious mess but he means well

IF YOU HAVE FIC RECS I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I'd love to hear more about the blood bag au if you don't mind

OH GLADLY, it's been my main obsession for a solid two weeks now!

So as mentioned: in this AU, the existence of vampires is common knowledge. It has been since the late 1800s. Vampires and humans have been living in relative harmony, obviously with the caveat that there's tension on both sides. A lot of humans don't like vampires and a lot of (older) vampires look down on humans. Incidents happen. Overall things are peaceful though.

Since killing humans is frowned upon, vampires feed either on animal blood or legally obtained human blood. Preferably the latter because it tastes better and is healthier for them. Humans can either donate blood or (more commonly) sell it in specialized clinics. It's a very well-paid side gig, though it's also looked down upon by most people. Those who give up their blood this way are often (derogatorily) referred to as 'blood bags'.

Fun side fact: a lot of vampires claim feeding 'from the source' (ie straight from a human as opposed to having to drink packaged blood) is more delicious. Some vampires pay extra for this service and some humans also specifically offer it because being fed on by a vampire can honestly be a pretty pleasant experience. In their bites, vampires can inject a sort of sedative that causes something resembling a drug high. It's a feeling described as addictive, even.

Another important fact about vampires in this AU is that they become stronger and need to feed less with age. Vampires are considered fledglings for the first 100 or so years of their existence, a time during which they need to feed every few days and need to adjust to their heightened senses. They haven't unlocked a lot of their abilities yet and are only slightly stronger than the average human. As they grow older they become able to walk in sunlight, unlock things such as thrall and other gifts, become frighteningly strong and resilient, and need to feed less and less. Some ancient vampires only need to feed as little as four times a year - though they could choose to do it more often because they enjoy it.

Onto the actual meat of the AU: 3/4 SBI are vampires. Philza was turned in the early middle ages, Wilbur in the 1700s and Tommy less than 50 years ago (ie he’s a fledgling). Techno is a normal human, a university student who has been selling his blood at a local clinic owned by Niki to earn some extra cash. (While it won’t be relevant until later on in the fic, Ranboo and Tubbo also are vampires in this. Gotta feed that dark!sleepybee hyperfix of mine somehow)

Because they’ve got a fledgling in their coven, Phil and Wilbur have been needing to get their hands on human blood a lot more often than usual. This leads Wilbur to meeting Techno at the clinic and instantly taking a liking to him. Wilbur basically offers Techno a no-strings-attached position to become SBI’s live-in blood bag in exchange for them covering all his expenses (old vampires be rich). Technoblade agrees, assuming it’s a purely business agreement. Which it is except oops looks like they found familied too close to the sun chief.

As I said, I would consider this pretty mild on the dark sbi scale because there’s no kidnapping, manipulation, or similar tropes. (Nothing wrong with fics that do go there, I’ve written them before and will continue to do so. But that’s not the vibe for this fic). It’s more dark fluff if that makes sense? It does include some of those tasty ‘the vampires getting possessive and protective over their human’ tropes because I’m a sucker for that shit man. Also Techno whump, because when don’t I whump that guy.

Not sure when the first chapter will be up, maybe as soon as next week? Before the end of the month for sure :yesyes: