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Oh how the turn tables…
#Lucifer gives himself deer traits for the joke#and then the deer instincts kick in#and suddenly it’s not so funny anymore#this did not turn out as planned#the deer instincts uncover the truth#you want him so bad#you want him so bad it makes you look stupid#and that’s okay 😘#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#appleradio#radioapple#lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer magne#alastor x lucifer#lucifer x alastor#allastoredoodles#fan art#my art#suggestive#I guess#a little#deer!lucifer
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every day i post things that aren’t funny to an audience of 6 people
#tree talks#i need to yap#okay?#yeah you get it#this suddenly isn’t funny anymore#this has more likes than there are people at my school#probably#private school moment#so this appears to be significantly more than 6 people
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i think it be really funny if the reason why Shen Yuan feels he is gigachad brain in terms solving problems, being better than Shen Qingqiu, and making solutions while scoffing being like 'haha typical PIDW writing I'm so smart' isn't because he's actually trope savvy; but that because the world is based on Airplane's writing it means the world's collective intelligence cannot be smarter than its creator and intention. And PIDW is dumb on purpose in a lot of ways.
Like Shen Qingqiu sits in on Luo Binghe's meetings and offers bare bones economic theory and gets so much genuine praise and he's lording over how smart and cool he is for this.
Meanwhile Shang Qinghua has been begging the system to raise the bar since day 10. Man's taught himself so much theory and philosophy not because he's a scholar but because being in a room with people who are only as smart as you for thirty someodd years would drive a lot of people insane eventually. And you'd think having a fellow transmigrator would help but it's very obvious outside of lore man has the intelligence of shiny rock and he just can't man.
#svsss#svsss shitpost#scumbag system#scum villain#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#sqq#shang qinghua#cumplane#i don't believe this but im deeply amused by the concept#there's something about sqh's hell being made worse by it's not even just living with the regrets of his own writing#but also the collective stupid and constantly being able to outsmart all of it#like sqq is out here being like hahaha i've outsmarted the protagonist and meanwhile sqh is going 80% chance of failure#i considered which means so would binghe#i also like the idea that at the end of the book when the genre changes suddenly sqq walks in and he's not the smartest person in the room#and it just makes his poor redditor brain spiral#'what do you mean i'm not the specialist boy in the room anymore?!!!! that's not how gays works'#i think the whole transmigrated to your hyperfixation is very funny if the shameless crap you loved sets the baseline for common sense
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the thing with Gabriel is we know so very little about what he was up to pre-apocalypse besides Tricking People Sometimes. and you can assume that he probably traveled the world or lived in a pocket dimension or all that crazy grand stuff but also. it's entirely possible this man lived in Ohio the whole time.
the Winchesters first encounter Gabriel in Springfield. in Changing Channels they run into him in Wellington. the Elysian Fields Motel is in Muncie, Indiana, which is about the same distance away. no wonder Gabriel heard about the deities meeting there, they practically set up shop in his backyard.
we don't even know that Gabriel stopped being a janitor after Tall Tales. he was still in his uniform at the end of the episode, and he could've easily pulled off his tricks without ever bothering to get a job. and he did, by the way. have a job. all signs in Tall Tales point to him actually being employed as a janitor, not just pretending to be one. he's certainly not doing it to trick the Winchesters, we see him at Crawford Hall before they even have a whiff of a case. he has a locker for christ's sake. did he use magic to get hired?? probably. but he still bothered to get the job just... because.
what I'm saying is. there's nothing in canon that says Gabriel WASN'T a janitor who lived in Ohio for years and I think that's the funniest possible way he could've spent his time
#i imagine he used a couple PTO days to visit broward county. silly archangel/trickster/janitor vacation.#do you think he added a room 669 to crawford hall#do you think he spent his breaks there#do you think that maybe he was there when the apocalypse began and suddenly it wasn't so funny anymore#do you think that was the day he quit?#will-o-shouts
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experiencing the horrors . save me lil guy from comic book. lil guy from comic book PLEASE
#rimi talks#genuinely kind of sad/upset i wont be able to do more than 1 MAYBE 2 fics for superfam week#bc this whole week and last week have been taken up by health bullshit and all i want ot do is sleep#i had plans. i had outlines. unfortunately i also had my stupid body betray me and now here we are :(#i had a doctors appt yesterday. and the day before. and i have one monday and one more that i haven't scheduled yet#i am. so tired y'all#and im extra tired of being in pain all the time. i have been in constant pain since wednesday at noon#it's a little funny i was texting my friend abt steel '94 and there is a timestamp visible for when i stopped responding#bc i was suddenly in too much pain to put words in order or even sit up straight at my laptop lmao#and luckily it HAS gone down like im not in so much pain i genuinely can't breathe anymore. no longer feel like im in danger of passing out#but i do still feel pretty damn bad and im so tired of it aouhghuhgghghhhhhhhhhh#comic book man save me (he can't bc i can't even fuckign write?? what's the POINT)
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we're renovating the downstairs bathroom for accessibility so nonno is living upstairs with us atm, its not too bad! the house is chaos but it has honest to god been chaos since the day we moved in 4 years ago, we've never not been in the middle of something. the kittens and nonno's older cat have also moved upstairs and they're so hectic, Tana just doesn't know what to make of these kittens lol. we think the bathroom should be done in a week or 2 which i would really like to hurry up and get to, but it'll be worth it to have that disaster bathroom fixed up. the people we bought this house from are the one's who built it and my friends, what were they doing lol.

i've pulled out my colouring books lately because they're sooo relaxing. my desk sits against the big window in my room but since it gets darker early now i usually spend some of the morning/early afternoon on weekends colouring. i've started listening to Worlds Beyond Number which is !! beautiful storytelling, and so fun to colour to.
i also sowed some seeds last weekend, it was quite late but first it rained every weekend for a month and then i caught something briefly a few weeks ago, just long enough to make it impossible to use the ideal weekends season-wise for planting. we'll see if anything sprouts! in the future i am literally going to just take days off work during the week when planting season is upon us and its sunny on a week day, like i'm wasting every sunny day stuck in an office missing prime planting hours! pointless!
i hope everyone's good <3 have been socialising in a minor sense the past month or two so am going to try connecting more often <33
#this photo of my colouring book is one of just 20 photos i've taken since sawyer passed in september. i don't take photos of anything anymor#i've also suddenly dreamed about her every night for the past few weeks for some reason#i still miss her little face and her little frame curled up with me at night all the time#i guess grief has its own schedule#i lost the thing i cared about most in the universe so it'll take a while#the kittens are so funny but i do often look at them and think 'you're not her'#but having them around will probably help pave the way towards feeling ready to get myself another cat some day#tp
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"Come with me!"
#gelphie#elphaba thropp#glinda upland#galinda upland#wicked#wicked musical#talia suskauer#brittney johnson#s: train station#id to be added#this scene is so funny to me because glinda is having five different breakdowns at the same time and none of them make any sense#and elphaba just stares at her with massive heart eyes and decides to ask her on a date#and glinda forgets about everything she was even saying and suddenly the boy she was 'crying' over doesn't matter anymore lol#i love them a lot
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What if by the end of the story we return to the original timeline, but the characters keep their memories of mikuni's latest timeline?
The difference between the two versions of touma's and mahiru's relationship to each other alone has the potential to cause their brains to suffer a meltdown😅
On the other hand, maybe it could open the door to them being able to celebrate tsurugi's birthday together as a family without either one wanting to punch the other.
#like original timeline mahiru simply called touma touma instead of touma-san as a sign of not respecting him#while mirror mahiru calls him dad#original touma dislikes mahiru and tried to kill him#yeah he seems to have had a change of heart and tried to help mahiru and friends with his giant barrier so I guess he's not evil anymore#and we haven't seen much of mirror mahiru and touma yet#but touma offered to give him a ride back home and seemed to know about his club activities while mahiru seemed happy to see him#someone on twitter said it would be funny if mirror touma dies trying to protect mahiru#like lily planned in the original timeline#it would be so funny to see og touma and mahiru having to deal with the fact that they suddenly remember having a loving relationshi#servamp#mahiru shirota#taishi touma
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there's a subset of "he would not fucking say that" when it comes to peoples...personal interpretations of characters in media thats like. His ass would NOT be a good father to your children 😭
#i mean i cant say anything bc id do the opposite like if a character i enjoyed had and wanted children...not anymore#talkys#but i jst think its so funny....''you jst know je'd be such a good dad!'' NO HE WOULD NOT? 😭#i also just think its so boring like if youre gonna make a character a parent at least explore them being a bad one 😭#i had a mutual talk about smthng adjacent to this recently about like why is it that women characters#who become mothers also suddenly become wise and motherly like why cant they be bad at it#anyway yeah no they would be an absent parent and you know that#I GET IT bc it can be whatever you want in your brainzone but ykwim
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Sometimes I still think about The Owl House Gang all trying to watch ATLA together but then Zuko's backstory in The Storm retraumatizes Hunter so bad they have to stop
#luz is too young to have grown up with the show she just heard it was good#SHE DIDN'T KNOW GUYS#they all get super into it and the gaang and maybe even make some jokes about how Zuko reminds them of Hunter#and then suddenly it is Not Funny Anymore#they just straight up stop watching it because it was So Bad#and then months later Hunter is like '....... i really want to know where that show goes'#so they pick it up again#everytime Zuko makes a bad life decision Hunter is just dying inside#'your dad DOES NOT LOVE YOU YOU CAN DO BETTER'#season 2 is such an emotional rollercoaster#like zuko is figuring stuff out and seems like he's gonna redeem himself and everyone is getting so hype#because at this point they NEED to see this character get a happy ending because they have been throufh WAY TOO MUCH over him#and then in the season finale he regresses#the BETRAYAL#they are like wailing and rending their clothes like dudes in the bible#hunter just sitting there with his head in his hands#season 3 storyline with zuko at the fire palace is also massively triggering for him but he's being so normal about it#the rest of the squad on the copium like 'he can still turn this around guys'#secretly several of them have given up on him at this point but they can't admit that there's too much riding on this#and then zuko DOES IT but the scene is so tense that no one even feels like they can celebrate because they're all projecting way too hard#and then zuko redirects the lightning and they're like 'FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!'#there is much crying at the finale#luz and amity kin assigned eachother as aang and katara so they're really happy when they get together#hunter like 'mostly this is making me glad I didn't have to become the political leader of The Boiling Isles as a traumatized 16 year old'#'can you imagine'#these tags were not supposed to be this long lmao#toh#atla#avatar#my rambles
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the practice of taking multiple names... i do wish it was a bit more supported in places like the united states. i love my family name, my family means the world to me,
but there's also the last name of berri that i'd love to take. it was the second name that stuck with me after "mira", and i've nicknamed myself "miraberri" in a lot of things over the past year i've had it...
...i suppose the other trouble is that i've already changed my legal name once, and so now i'd have to pay for it to be changed again... ahh, the wonders of capitalism and rigid social systems.
wouldn't it be nice if we lived in a society that embraced Change?
that freely allowed, even encouraged changing oneself? embracing the fact that everything will change eventually, and must do so for things to not become stagnant?
that some things might not be right as they are, despite the state of things being comfortable for many people? that the status quo, or our time-honored traditions, aren't infallible, perfect concepts?
i guess the idea is too much for some people to understand.
maybe some day, that'll change, too.
#i've held that belief for as long as i can remember really holding beliefs about society...#it's really funny finding someone i can identify with so well- in both name and ideals- in media i wasn't expecting to#faith's the one thing i still haven't necessarily narrowed down fully in myself. like i know i'm not christian- but i'm not atheist either.#i've had an idea of what afterlife i hope for... but that doesn't really mean much if i never get to see it until the end- now does it?#i suppose if there's one thing i can believe in... it's the ability for things to change- for life to take its own path...#even if it feels like a frustrating endless cycle sometimes...#some day... something will change. it always will. and suddenly you won't feel so trapped anymore.#because if everything's a cycle... your sadness had a start to it- it'll have an end to it as well! it'll come back around!#and everyone... everyone has the power to change things for the better! for themselves- and for the world!#so... if i had to choose one god to believe in... i think it'd have to be a god of change.#so i guess... thanks in stars and time. for helping me reach a decision about faith.#if you read my little tag ramble... thank you as well.
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god i never understood people who had crushes on their professors like i had a few professors who were pretty or had like a great personality but i never had a crush on any of them- girl let me tell you this man is so fucking fine i get it now i really get it this semester is gonna be horrible for my mental well being
#he’s my husband he just doesn’t know it#that feels a bit weird to say#but goddamn#he’s beautiful#and he’s funny and so smart#and he’s not that old either#idk how old he is but he cannot be more that 32#which is still a lot older than i am#but suddenly big age gaps don’t disgust me that much anymore
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half baked thought but 1) it’s funny when people act like hawkeye has a deep respect for marriage as an institution and that it’s something he cares about in any way and 2) funnier when people act like hawkeye settling down with one person in sudden post-canon monogamy is viewed like the only good and healthy way to address his issues around abandonment and like, self-worth
#N posts stuff#maybe it’s not funny maybe it kind of ticks me off a little bit admittedly. especially point 2#‘proposed yourself into a corner’ hello ? i don’t think hawkeye ever wants to Get Married#i don’t think he has any particular respect for marriage as an institution. his anti-establishment values are pretty all encompassing#he’s friends with people who cheat and actively encourages their affairs (became less prevalent in later seasons but still a Fact)#and is seemingly perfectly content to sleep with engaged/married women himself#the womanizing became less of a thing in later seasons but honestly. i don’t see this as a Good Thing necessarily#i kind of see it as a less pointed echo of the 38th parallel episode where hawkeye can’t get it up bc the army is stressing him so bad#he’s not suddenly into the values of monogomy he’s too stressed and miserable to have fun anymore#i think it’s A Lot more interesting to have it be a mark of his post war recovery that he Does go back to cruising life and casual sex#he likes People and he does want to keep them in his life but i can’t ever really see him as a One Relationship type of guy#specifically because he Likes People too much to want to settle down. like his issue with carlye was that he was too focused on work#but that’s not what kept him from Proposing to her i think he just Didn’t Want to settle down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#hawkeye falls in love with people all the time constantly i feel like you’re robbing him of that when you make him monogamous#ALSO ALSO ALSO i think it’s frustrating bc hawkeye’s issues around his self loathing are Not in relation to his romantic/sexual relationship#hawkeye hates himself bc he sees himself as complicit in the war machine and the atrocities of the army#he can’t get out without ruining his entire life but he Knows that every life he saves is either Temporary or an avenue for further death#he saves the lives of the soldiers on his table because he can’t Not try to save every life he can but he also Knows they are going to go#back to the front and kill more people and hawkeye Hates himself for having a role in that cycle#so to act like his self-worth can be resolved with a steady monogamous relationship is so frustrating bc we’ve lost the Core of the problem#(i know i know go to the shipping website get shipping takes/priorities but also Come On!!)#N talks MASH
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me watching the autism community post about being picky like only eating beige processed food, meanwhile most of the things they eat are like torture if I was to eat them. I can barely tolerate chicken nuggets, cheese is a sensory nightmare, I HATE pasta (especially pasta with butter) and will never seek it out, white bread is a torture device, I can’t eat store bought mashed potatoes, salsa, or guacamole, I also can’t eat canned soup and most frozen foods of any kind.
Put a beige food in front of me and there’s a 75% chance I can’t eat it. This is the one of the only LSN autism stereotypes that DOESN’T apply to me and you all are supposed to hate stereotypes so why do you make memes about it? Where are the autistics who can’t eat the beige foods, who thrive on fruit and vegetables and meat like I do. I’m STILL the most picky out of my family but I’m doubly inconvenient because my safe foods are expensive as fuck and most are seasonal fruits that are only cheap certain times of year.
we aren’t all obsessed with chicken nuggets. the meme is just annoying now.
#so when a stereotype applies to YOU it’s a funny haha meme but when a bunch apply to ME suddenly I’m not a person anymore#I’m not like… super angry with this post but y’know still a little angry#because I hate the meme#bc if I made a meme about MY stereotypical traits you all would be up in arms saying ‘that’s inaccurate!’#autism#autism spectrum disorder#asd#actually autistic
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SO... I was just thinking, let's say hypothetically.. mahiru guren & shinya weren't toxic ca16 was written by a less misogynist author then would you like mahigureshin as like poly ship? It just came in my head as much as I dislike how author wrote them esp mahirus character I still think in alternative setting it might work?? They are kind of catastrophic trio with very poetic themes & victim of fate kinda afterall.
honestly probably yeah. most powerful trio imagineable.
although i actually have no clue what mahiru's personality would be like were she not written by such an author. i think i've read some cool modern AUs in which i really liked her - kickass businesswoman that overworks herself trying to get her little sister out of a difficult situation while simulteanously juggling her relationship with her boyfriend and their shared trophy wife, i think that'd fit her well. "all you do is work :(" "you don't understand i'm doing this for us!!!111!1!1!!1!!!" type of stuff.
i will forever treasure that little snippet of her and shinya making fun of guren together, that was adorable. the way things should've been.
#don't cancel me for calling shinya a trophy wife it's funny ok#the girlboss‚ the babygirl‚ and the trophy wife. true romance.#i do wonder what mahiru's feelings regarding shinya are in vampire reign#like through catastrophe she felt mostly neutral or slightly disdainful towards him#but our guren-hating mika became yuu's demon and suddenly doesn't hate him at all anymore.#so maybe guren's thoughts rubbed off on her and she's fine with shinya now LMAO#but yeah those dynamics are very fun to think about#guren trying to comprehend how he pulled the two prettiest people alive (he didn't. they pulled him)#mahiru and shinya absolutely being in love but not romantically#i am forever a firm believer that women (guremahi) should give shinya little kisses on the forehead#they put him thru hell so now they're spoiling him#many tags. many tags#owari no seraph#seraph of the end#shinya hiiragi#guren ichinose#mahiru hiiragi#imagine seeing them out in public together i'd shit my pants#all hail the theoretical polyamorous catastrophic trio
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tfw you're trying to write a Genshin fic but ur memory is shit so u have to leave urself [REMINDERS] to come back and correct your spelling/figure out NPC names/scour the wiki to double-check character and story lore, because if u even so much as glance away from the google doc in the moment you'll lose all of your writing momentum
coughs [link to some other (better) excerpts from the fic since the post didn't make it into the tags and i'm too lazy to remake it]
#genshin impact#genshin fanfic#genshin venti#genshin diona#genshin rosaria#my writing#gi venti#gi diona#gi rosaria#back at it again with more out-of-context fic snippets bc i can't help myself#i'm finally back to editing this so now i get the fun (/gen) job of combing thru the fic to find all the little [NOTES] i left for myself#idk if anyone else will find these funny but i do. just casually re-reading what i wrote and then suddenly past-Seven is [YELLING AT ME]#btw i'm not a dialogue-skipper (for the most part...) i Swear 😭 this game just has so much lore and my brain is so small#and a lot of what i'm touching on is stuff i played through 1-3 years ago okay gimme a break i can't remember the exact details#like i had to edit out where i previously had Venti say 'the NEW Dendro Archon' bc i forgor that the Traveler is the only one that-#-remembers that Rukkhadevata ever existed. and so then it got me wondering just how much ppl outside of Fontaine actually know#regarding Focalors' death and the whole divine throne destruction. so i gotta check the wiki to figure out exactly how much Venti knows#and also how much the general public knows so i know how much to have him reveal to Diona! this shit is getting complicated!!!#i can't ever remember how tf to spell Schnechnaeyaeh . i'm sorry Russians 😔 but tbf i never remember Khahnreiah?? either#and idek what culture they pulled that name from. which is bold of me considering my own dang genshin OC spent time down there#i've spent so long making up fanon shit in my brain for the sake of This Is Unconditional & Saoirse's lore that idk what's canon anymore!#but there's always the wiki. so off i go to try & figure out everything i need to know in order to make this fic somewhat canon compliant#well actually it's midnight so i should probably just go sleep. but i'm Trying to get this fic posted before 5.6 drops on Tuesday#bc i just know that if i play thru the new Mondstadt quest it's gonna give me more Ideas to add in/change about this fic#so i'm trying to get it out of my hands before i can be tempted to change anything else... but only time will tell#with the state of my daily life these days and how slowly i'm editing this it'll be a small miracle if i can get it up by then#i couldn't remember what those big furry round animals in Sumeru are called but i feel like they're the closest genshin has to an elephant#wait. well actually now that we have Natlan and all their Saurians... hmm. further wiki searching is needed. perhaps a Tatankasaurus#but i don't feel like Mondstadters would even know what those are. but what would the local equivalent even be. a ruin guard???#anyways. was gonna try to yap less in these tags in case that's what's causing Tumblr to chuck my posts into the void but. Oh Well!
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