#and stardew takes forever for me to get into again

[checkadii]

I neeeeeed to game with people moreee but literally all I have is minecraft pressure regretevator l4d2 lethal stardew content warning monster prom(s) and sky maaaaaaan

[hatethysinner]

ooh maybe a drabble/headcanons about remmick with technology in a modern au? i feel like he texts like a grandpa lol. he also probably would blow up your phone with the amount of messages he sends.

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ᴀ/ɴ: MY FIRST MODERN AU! i've been waiting for an excuse to make these headcanons and you've finally given me one anon!! these have been swirling in my mind for at least 2-3 weeks so it was very fun to finally get them out of my brain and onto a post. i had a lot of fun with this one, so enjoy y'all!

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: just comedic unserious cutiepie remmick headcanons + tumblr formatting fuckery

y’all know that one clip from abbott elementary where barbara takes a picture of herself and says “now who took that picture of meeeee?”

yeah that just about sums up how remmick is with technology.

he’s terrible with anything that involves a screen, and understands how they work even less.

so there’s two very specific ways remmick texts (no inbetween), either like a hostage negotiator:

hello. this is remmick. are you safe. i miss you. i saw a rabbit today. thought of you. please advise. you left your socks here. i have kept them in a safe place. let me know if you require them back. can you call me. i don’t like the typing.

or like 50 messages with no punctuation whatsoever:

hi sweetheart i meant to tell you something hang on i saw a bird with red on its wings youd have liked it wait picture didnt work it’s gone now nevermind hi again i miss you do you want eggs in the morning

oh and he types with his pointer finger only so both ways take forever.

his ass can’t use emojis in the right context to save his life. i’m making soup 🐍 love you always 🔪🌹☁️🕊️🩸

please don’t try to videocall this man because you will get jumpscared. nose all up in the camera, blurry as hell, shouting “HELLO?!” like you just pulled him out of odinsleep.

also, screen brightness baffles him so bad. you once caught him squinting at his dimmed phone for half an hour before he asked you: “has the light inside it gone out?”

you showed him how to use spotify one day and he takes making playlists so seriously. each one has a full sentence title, three paragraph description, and some kind of memory attached to it. your favorites are: “for when the world is too loud and you are my quiet.” “i would have danced to this with you in 1945.” “this one made me think about your ankle.”

even a centuries old vampire loves video games just as much as you do. his favorites are the sims (painstakingly rebuilt your entire life together), animal crossing (5 star island and he does not play about his landscaping), and stardew valley (probably holds the world record for largest farm ever and you stopped asking what year he was on after 55)

he said he hated reality tv... so why do you find him curled up next to you every summer to watch love island? he’s a diehard amaya/olandria stan, of course, and he WILL find a way to work his phone so he can cast them votes.

he doesn’t trust the cloud, naturally. “why do we put our memories in it?” “what if it rains? what happens then?” “no, i won’t put your birthday photos there. the sky doesn’t need them.”

he saves every single voicemail you leave him, even if it’s just a simple “call me back.” sometimes you���ll randomly leave him one just for him to add to the collection.

he only uses social media for the animal pictures and videos so when anything else plays he just stares at the screen like 😐.

well that’s a lie he’d definitely follow a bunch of irish nature accounts and will shove his phone in your face while talking about what he remembers from each photo.

yes he does have 97 tabs open and no he won't close any of them. his excuse is always the same. “what if i need them later?”

someone texted him lmao once and he showed it to you with the most confused look on his face. “are they alright?” “it means laughing my ass off.” “…can that happen?”

in conclusion, leave the millennium old grandpappy alone.

[eemamminy-art]

Saw your reblog! Could have sworn I sent an ask in a bit ago but I’ll try again just in case. ^^

Hello! I really enjoy a lot of your Penny/Maru art and headcanons. However, recently I saw you were also fond of Jodi/Caroline. I was curious as to what headcanons you had of the two and/or if you had any possible art for the ship? :0

I did see your other ask, and I was hanging onto it because I actually haven't drawn Jodi/Caroline yet but I wanted to for a while, and didn't have time to reply this week until now! I also knew this was gonna take a while to write up haha so thanks for being patient

this is the first time I've drawn them! I put a little bit of how I draw Abigail and Sam into their features c:

Headcanons and stuff below the cut because it's really long

The whole ship for me spawned from like… when I was first playing stardew, I noticed Caroline has so much dialog about how she's frustrated with Pierre for being so consumed with work that he's absent when it comes to his family. She also doesn't seem to like being a homemaker, having lines about getting takeout often, while Pierre seems to value those things, as shown in that Abigail heart event where he wants her to help with the cooking at home 😬 And in Jodi's case, she's really badly overworked and talks repeatedly about regretting having kids so young and not being able to live her life. Though after learning more about Sam's storyline, I'm a little less empathetic toward Jodi as I initially was because she's the type of mom who takes on more work for herself and then complains she's overwhelmed, instead of like, having her kids or husband do chores to ease the burden. And like of course Jodi and Caroline are always talking together in the plaza, or at festivals 👀

So this is the basis: They're both unhappy with their families/husbands, and I could imagine a scenario where they both just throw it all away for each other. If you'd want it to be extra angsty, you could have them be really conflicted and question whether it was the right choice, but they've already come that far so they're afraid that they wouldn't be able to go back even if they wanted to now. I suppose you could also have them just be cheating on their husbands if that's your thing, but I personally hate infidelity and am really choosy about how and when it's used in a story, so I would be happier with them just cutting ties and running off together.

Since I've started writing my fic, and thus had them in it as side characters, I've started writing their husbands as all being more attentive than in the canon (Demetrius to Robin especially-- I know we're not talking about them currently but I'm such a ride or die for Demetrius I feel the need to say 😂) so I haven't thought as much about this ship as I did right when I very first got into stardew valley. But I think the potential is there!!

Maybe it starts as like.. they're having these green tea afternoons together and Caroline feels so good being appreciated and listened to for once, and Jodi feels so at peace being able to relax even just for a few minutes, that they're like oh god… I kind of want this forever. This, and nothing else. It's a selfish choice but it's also something understandable, given how unhappy they are and how much they've put their families before themselves. What if for once, they put themselves first and just absolutely salt the earth on their way out? 👀

I think also that Caroline gives off the vibes that she's adventurous? It's kinda implied in some of her dialog (I think especially if you romance Abigail?) that she was a wild young woman who never saw herself settling down even though she ultimately did. In Jodi's case, she had Sam so young she never got to properly enjoy her youth. So I think they would have a blast together living out the wild 20's they never got to experience now that they're women in their 40's :3 and they kiss of course that's the most important part 😂

[palmtreepalmtree]

Many of us feel the need for some escapism these days. Do you? If so, what would you recommend?

Thank you so much for asking the question!

Yes, 100%, escapism helps me recharge and face every day anew.

TV/Streaming: I confess, I've been re-watching the series Ted Lasso on AppleTV+ as a comfort watch. Super chill and lighthearted. I also enjoy rewatching White Collar on Netflix. I think this was like a mid-2000s series that takes place in New York about an FBI agent and his reformed(????) con-artist partner. It's pretty low stakes, but enjoyable. Lots of rich people being conned or getting caught.

Gaming: I obviously still love Stardew Valley. I've replayed it an absurd number of times. It's still my favorite group game. You can just goof around while catching up with your friends. I have an ongoing game with pretty much all of my long distance friends, and even have one with my sister and her friends. I also just started playing Spiritfarer, which is the only game that has held my attention in a remotely comparable way to Stardew Valley. It's pretty sweet and lovely, with beautiful graphics. Very lowkey.

Reading: I'm not much of a reader which is embarrassing to admit tbh considering what a big reader I was earlier in my life, but I'm currently reading and enjoying We Lived on the Horizon by Erika Swyler. It just takes me forever to get through anything unless I have a 15 hour flight >.>

Thanks again for the question!

[babiebom]

Hey! I’ve been into SDV for a while know and I found your profile and it’s absolutely amazing! Your headcanons are so accurate and your writing is so smooth! I love it all! I saw that you take requests, so could you do headcanons for Stardew Valley Bachelors and Bachelorettes reactions when they find out that the farmer has a prosthetic leg?

(Love your work💗💗)

A/N: thank you for enjoying my work!! I try my best to write everyone in a way that I think is accurate so it feels good when people say that they think it is. Again if anything is offensive or wrong let me know!!!

Tw: some cursing, maybe some mean things/judgement/ableism because let’s face it not everyone is nice, a person without a prosthetic writing about it. let me know if anything else should be tagged!

Bc: at least 5 for each!! Some are shorter than others!

Stardew Masterlist

Sebastian

I feel like Sebastian would try to act normal about it but would be like….

Hmm okay

I don’t think he would react outwardly

He would try to keep things inside

And I don’t think he’s ableist

But he would be like

OMGOMGOMGOMG in his mind

He wouldn’t ask questions either

He’d just act like everything is fine when in reality he’s now panicking like……..

Is he supposed to act different? He doesn’t think so? Is that rude?

Is terrified of losing you and doesn’t want to mess anything up.

When he does ask about it tries to do it in the most non offending way possible.

Because he is curious about it

I don’t think anyone else in the valley has prosthetics

So he does want to know everything

He’s really nosy tbh

But acts all emo and as if he isn’t and that he doesn’t care

If you wanna ever talk about it I think you would have to bring it up first

Sam

OH COOL ya know *insert some random thing*

He wouldn’t be all “omg I didn’t know I’m so sorry” about it

I think he’s similar to Emily in this

In that it doesn’t really change his view of you

Would probably say offensive things though

Like on accident and because his mind is coming up with dumb questions and he has no impulse control when it comes to his mouth

Would ask if you could be like a pirate

Or ask if it means you can skateboard better than him

Would probably give you a kinda offensive nickname

But again hes doesn’t mean to be stupid about it

DOES change his tune if you don’t like it

Would never want to continue doing something that you actively dislike

Does ask every question that is on his mind

I feel like rather than the others he’s much more comfy with you

So doesn’t hesitate to ask about anything he lacks knowledge on

Shane

Depending on where you are in your relationship he has different moods

Like if he hasn’t opened up and is still depressed and an alcoholic he would be VERY pessimistic about it

Would probably get your spirits down

Would also probably say VERY offensive things in his melancholy state

Would say sorry only after you say that he’s being rude about it

If it’s after he gets help no matter if you’re dating or not he’s still like…

Oof

About it

Y’know? But he wouldn’t be an asshole either he’d just be like

Are you okay? About it if it makes sense?

Like it’s not an omg are you okay it’s more of a how are you feeling about it way

Like no matter if you’ve had the prosthetic forever or got it more recently his question is the same

How do you feel about it?

Does really care about your thoughts

I do think with him you’d have more deeper conversations than with anyone else other than maybe Harvey

Alex

While I don’t think he’s very judgmental on purpose

He probably would say some rude things

Or react in a rude way

Maybe thoughtless is the right word?

Like he isn’t going to be mean or anything

But he will say something like “oh like a pirate or something!”

And you’d be like “??????sure I guess….?”

Would want to swing your prosthetic leg around for shits and giggles

Understands that it’s expensive to get proper prosthetics but it’s in the back of his mind

Wouldn’t really treat you any differently unless it’s something that he thinks could hurt you

Even if you can do it alone

He’s like “NONO let me do it!!”

I don’t know what type of person you are but I know that’s either a relief so you only have to do easy things or it’s annoying because you’re perfectly able to do things on your own.

Is always impressed that you can do your farming duties.

Like it’s sorta ableist?

Like he’s a little confused but he has the spirit type of thing

Harvey

His first thought would be

Damn how good is your insurance

Or if you had to pay out of pocket for it

Is a doctor after all

I think he’d be curious in a doctor way

Because again I don’t think anyone else in the valley has a prosthetic (Sadge bc diversity is cool)

So he hasn’t really seen them that often

Would probably be very intrusive if you two are close

Would also back off if you weren’t okay with it

Does however become very….worried? About you

I don’t think worried is the right word

But would remind you to take breaks more often than he would a farmer without one (and even then it’s pretty often)

Like a mother kinda

Is kinda ableist but doesn’t realize because he thinks it’s just his doctor side

Again will stop if you want him to

Would absolutely have some interesting facts about prosthetics

Elliott

Would try to be poetic about it

And it’s either very cringy or cute based on hope you think of him

Would probably try to write a book or story or poem or something about a character with a prosthetic

Does get a lot of things wrong with the facts but tries

Because you are his muse

And his characters reflect you even if he won’t admit is until you’re closer enough

Might change something’s up about it though so it’s not exactly you

Just in case you hate it so he could be like “nononono this character has a DIFFERENT prosthetic hehe”

I do think he’s ableist but again like the others not in a judgemental kind of way just…..uninformed

Will listen if you try to teach him

Will also fight anyone who has anything to say about it

Haley

Depending on where you are in your relationship makes her reaction different

Like before she opens up I think she’d have a mean girl type of reaction

Like she’d make a face and everything and ask rude questions.

Like it would genuinely either make you mad or make you feel bad

She’d be like “WHAT THE HELL??”

And you’d be like “tf???? Are you okay?”

She’s ask VERY personal questions

Partly because she’s curious and partly because she has to make fun of you by being a bitch

But if you’re closer when she finds out she’s just like…

Taken aback and like oof but that’s the extent to it

I think if you’re closer she’d be too scared to ask any questions because while she gives no fucks she likes you

Whether it be in a romantic or platonic way

And she doesn’t want to push you away or anything

So she won’t really comment on it other than being like “oh….okay….”

Will fight anyone who says something about it though

Like even if they’re asking a valid question or something she’s like “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

Emily

Doesn’t react at all other than being like oh cool!

Honestly I don’t think she would think anything different of you, or even think that anything has changed now that she knows

Like you have always been the person that she knows and your limbs being different doesn’t mean anything because why would it?

Does make you cute accessories for it if you allow it though

Makes covers, will bedazzle it, literally whatever you want.

I think out of all of the bachelors and bachelorettes she would be the one to make it the least weird.

Like the others would either ask really insensitive questions or act weird about it

She’s like <3 yeah okay anyways do you wanna see this dance I’ve been practicing?

Like sorry I don’t have many headcanons for her she’s just….normal when it comes to things that other people would deem weird(not to be ableist I hope you know what I mean by this bc people are asses)

Penny

VERY ABLEIST

But again not in a judgy way

She just….

She means well but it’s kinda annoying if you don’t want help

Just like how she shoves George’s wheelchair out of the way at the mailbox to help him

It’s like first you should ASK if someone wants help

And second helping isn’t always what you think it is

Would help you without asking if you want it

Acts like she just is so much stronger or whatever

Is VERY embarrassed after you talk to her about it

Might try to argue back that she was just helping

But ultimately realizes that she was kinda overstepping

Just wants to make things easier for you

Abigail

Would think it’s cool

Asks dumb questions like if it gives you an advantage over anything that others wouldn’t think about

Forgets about it half the time tbh

Like it doesn’t matter to her

And thankfully she has make herself her own person outside of Pierre’s beliefs bc child her would’ve been mean

But she does think it’s cool and like the others has a million different questions

Asks them nonstop

Also like Alex asks if she can use it as a weapon

Sometimes offensive but not often I don’t think

Would probably say some bullshit like you’re part robot or something

Again depending on how you feel she either keeps up this joke with you.

Or lets it die out

Cooler than most about it

Leah

I think she’s one of the ones that doesn’t react

Because she’s lived in the city

I think she has come across a couple people with different kinds of prosthetics

So she isn’t like the others with a million questions or anything

It’s much more normalized for her that she doesn’t really comment or question it

Will ask if she could create one for you out of wood just to see if she can

Also one of the ones that would knock a bitch out for coming at you in a rude way

Would probably have a “yeah and?” Reaction if you wanted her to actually react

Like it doesn’t change anything at all for her.

Maru

Would be stoked

But in a science type of way

Would also wanna see if she could make you a new one

Unlike Leah though Maru would probably be a bit offensive

Mostly because I don’t think she understands social norms or anything

So she would ask things that would be unamusing and uncomfortable for you because she really just….

Doesn’t understand that there’s things that you shouldn’t say or do

Is overwhelmingly positive though

Like tries VERY hard to get you to understand that nothing has changed for her

Is a little annoying about it but just really wants you to know that she likes or loves you no matter what

Would probably have some interesting facts about prosthetics as well

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

I saw someone saying that the farmer is “special” (explaining why they always get to see the blue jellyfish every summer) and this idea came to my head.

May I request some headcanons on the adventurer’s POV where they realized the farmer is “special”, and kinda fall for them the moment they realized that?

Think of it as like the lantern scene between Eugene and Rapunzel in Tangled. Thanks in advance ^^

Honestly, it turned out more like one-shot than headcanon, but I hope you enjoy this format as well, dear anon. Thanks for the ask! 🫰💕

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Alesia:

It had been so long since Alesia had set foot in the Cindersap Forest. The last time she'd been here was probably ten years ago, when Marlon had taken her to train and gather mushrooms for brewing elixirs. It hadn't changed much since she'd moved to Castle Village, so it would be easy for her to remember all the paths here. Venturing deeper into the forest, she scrutinised the majestic poplars, looking for the secluded spots of mushroom colonies and simply enjoying nature. After all, she had missed the forest...

The archer's attention was drawn to some movement behind the dense blackberry bushes. Crouching down and trying not to make a sound, she curiously crept closer and closer until she finally reached the bushes. What Alesia saw made her very surprised. She had expected to see a fox or a grouse, but instead she saw the Farmer surrounded by wild deer.

A young male, three females, and four fawns - one big friendly family of noble creatures that surrounded the Farmer and would not let them pass. The adult deer licked Farmer's hands, jostling slightly in an attempt to take all attention for themselves, while the little fawns jumped and galloped around unrestrainedly. One even stole a tasty cave carrot from the Farmer's basket.

Alesia was so amused by this picture, how all these forest creatures demanded the Farmer's attention, affection, to be scratched behind the ears... And the way the Farmer glows with happiness, how they genuinely laugh and smile...

The crunch of a dry branch that the sniper stepped on immediately made all the deer turn their heads in her direction and prick up their ears. The male shook the signal and the whole herd galloped away, leaving the slightly confused Farmer alone.

Alesia emerged from the bushes and nodded a greeting to Farmer.

"Sorry, didn't mean to scare them," she smiled slightly guiltily at Farmer.

"Actually, I should thank you. They follow me around forever when I'm picking berries in the forest," Farmer was still smiling just as broadly. "Or else they'd steal all my carrots from me!"

That event was something Alesia would remember for a long time after returning to the Galdoran Continent.

Lance:

The Lunaloo migration, or Moonlight Jellies as they are commonly known, is perhaps one of the most majestic phenomena Lance has ever seen. They are frequent visitors not only to the Stardew Valley, but also to Ginger Island, so Lance was able to enjoy the beautiful sight without leaving his post.

Once again, the pale light emanating from the magical jellyfish illuminated the entire shore. Lance sensed this energy and quickly teleported to the docks. However, he didn't know that there were more spectators here who had come to see the jellyfish.

Farmer had been on Ginger Island for a month now and their presence wasn't too surprising. But as far as the pink-haired adventurer could remember, all the people of the Valley come together on this day. So why is the Farmer here? And alone?

Lance wanted to call out to them, but stopped himself when he noticed something even more unusual: at least five green, Shining Lunaloo were swimming very close to Farmer when they put their hand into the sea water. Such jellyfish were very rare, and the fact that there were as many as five floating near Farmer...

"A wonderful sight, don't you think?" Lance thought to himself that he should learn not to scare people with his sudden appearance, for this was the second time he'd made them jump in surprise. "Sorry, my friend, didn't mean to disturb you."

"That's okay, don't worry," Farmer assured him, and then their attention turned back to the jellyfish. "Look how beautiful!" they pointed with their hand at the glowing water.

"Beautiful creatures, indeed," Lance agreed.

The two stood in silence for half a minute, only the sound of the sea waves and the distant noise of the local jungle fauna could be heard.

"You know," Farmer broke the silence, "I don't know why, but those jellyfish, the green one, always come near me. Strange, isn't it?"

"Lunaloo are creatures imbued with magic. So it's no wonder they sense magic in you, too." Or something special, Lance wanted to add, but decided not to distract the Farmer any further with conversation, examining the jellyfish closer and setting himself up for dreamy thoughts.

Isaac:

Fireflies... They were strange creatures, at least to Isaac, who had never seen fireflies. In fact, neither had he seen any of the other fauna of the forest. The dark-haired adventurer was so used to the quicksand and bloody fog of the Crimson Baldlans that he was beginning to wonder about fireflies. Even the gardens created by their witch Camilla in Castle Village can't compare to the beauty of nature. And yes, Isaac was a connoisseur of beauty too, even but only a couple of people knew it.

He was standing on the dock near Marlon's boat, enjoying the silence of the night and the scenery of Adventurer Summit. And then, it flew past him - a glowing bug that caught the Isaac's attention. The firefly flew higher and higher, and without knowing why, Isaac followed the insect up the stairs. What was his surprise when the firefly he was following headed straight for the Farmer, who was surrounded by dozens of other fireflies.

Like a large camp lantern, they stood motionless, trying not to scare away the bugs that had managed to land on their sleeves. Noticing Isaac, the Farmer chugged a smile.

"Hey, good night. Um. Yeah, I know I look a little silly for you, right?" Silence was the answer for Farmer, and they weren't surprised at that - Isaac was a man of few words. The most they could hear from the monster hunter was a snort because the Farmer had once again interrupted his rest and enjoyment of solitude with his noisy company.

But the scarred man had a completely different look - there was no rolling of the eyes, no irritation, no anger, no indifference. His gaze was so soft and so unnatural to Isaac that the Farmer was a little confused.

Isaac, after all, was a connoisseur of beauty, and now he was looking at something more beautiful. Maybe something more beautiful than even the fireflies.

[klaprisun]

One Sunny Day

(Stardew Valley)(Haley x Female Farmer)

Chapter 23: Back to Danny's POV

I had gone to Gus's saloon to grab some dinner since I didn't feel like cooking tonight. I was also hoping to run into Haley too because I have been dying to see her. I was hoping to maybe pull her aside if I got the chance, but when I arrived, she was seated with Alex on their usual couch. She was awfully close to him, with her knees turned towards his. I should've known she'd be with him since we ran into each other at his house. She was not just there for Evelyn.

Something had compelled me to change shirts before coming here too. Earlier I was trying to hide the marks on my neck with a collared shirt, but I decided to show them off and put on a tank top with no collar. I was hoping Haley would see that I'm not ashamed or embarrassed about it and that my confidence is through the roof.

I was fully aware all eyes were on me too in the saloon. Word had gotten around about the situation, and everyone was trying to catch a glimpse. I ignored everyone and just placed my dinner order with Gus.

"I'll just take a pizza please, Gus," I say as I slouch forward in my seat and rest my hand on my cheek.

"Sure thing, Danny. Do you want a beer as well?" Gus questions. My gut lurches at the thought of drinking again and I quickly shake my head.

"No thank you. Just water for me today."

Gus examines me for a minute, realizing there is something off about me. He doesn't say anything as he turns to grab me a glass of water.

My eyes shift over to the arcade where everyone is hanging out. I would've gone over there too, but I can tell Haley is trying to hide from me. But when I look over, I catch many of them staring right back at me. I quickly avert my gaze away back to Gus who has brought me water.

"What's going on with you? Something seems to be the matter?" Gus sympathetically asks.

"It's a long story. I'm sure you've heard," I sigh and give him a small smile.

"Yeah I won't pretend that I didn't hear about that. Don't get too hung up on that. It will all blow over soon," He tries to reassure me.

"I don't want it to blow over," I mutter, "I want things to go farther between us. I want her to feel comfortable with me."

"Give it some time and maybe she will come around. You guys can't keep running around each other forever. One of you will have to make the first move, but I don't think it will be her," He explains.

"I'll try... but I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. She is the first person I have ever felt so drawn to. She makes me feel like no one has before," I start blushing and fiddling with my hands.

Gus gives me a genuine smile and pats the counter in front of me before walking over to help Pam.

From the corner of my eye, I start to see movement coming from the arcade. Curiously, I turn my head to see what's going on.

Haley and Alex are walking past, beelining for the door. Haley looks like she is on a mission, Alex is not looking too happy. I am a little upset, but what sends me over the edge is when I realize where their hands are.

They were holding hands as they walked through the saloon. Sure it looked a little forced, but nonetheless they were holding hands and leaving the saloon together. Late at night might I add.

I can't help it, but my jaw drops open as Haley looks my way with a glint in her eyes.

The two of them, still hand in hand, walk out the front door, making the bell above the door chime at their exit.

The saloon was silent as everyone had just watched the two of them leave together. I'm the first to break my gaze from the door. I instead look towards the group at the arcade who all turn to give me a pitiful smile.

Emily, who was working her shift at the saloon, had made the pizza I had ordered. However, she must've sensed my emotions because the pizza was already packed to go rather than for dine-in.

I took one last sip of my water and slammed it down on the counter. I passed some change to Gus for the meal, and took the pizza from Emily. Everyone in the saloon stayed out of my way as I booked it to the door to leave.

I was just going to call it quits for the night and go home, but before I could, I saw in the distance Alex and Haley still holding hands. They were headed straight for Alex's house. I watch as Haley stops in her tracks and leans in to whisper in his ear. Suddenly, their demeanors changed and there was more pep in their step. They burst through the front door of Alex's place and shut it right behind them. I swear I saw the door rattle on its hinges a second after it shut from something going on inside.

I was speechless. I was stuck in one spot, as I watched the whole thing play out. My whole body lost all of its energy in an instance. The hand holding the pizza lowered, my back suddenly ached, and my legs felt wobbly.

As if on cue, a raindrop falls right on my nose. I don't make any move to rush home, and continue staring in the same direction. I feel each piece of my heart break apart as I think about what they could be doing together in the house.

As the rain starts to fall harder, I finally muster up the energy to walk back home. I hold my pizza box as close to me as possible so it doesn't get soggy, but it isn't working very well. The rain is coming down too hard to shield the entire box.

I quickly enter through my front door and carefully set the collapsing pizza box on my kitchen table. Absolutely starving and on the edge of tears, I pop open the box to take a slice.

The rain had soaked through the top and gotten to the pizza making the cheese, dough and toppings all soggy. That was my final straw. Instead of taking a seat in a chair, my legs give out under me and I rest my forehead against my arms on the ledge of the table, uncomfortably squatting. I couldn't stop the tears from escaping this time, and let them rain down my face. 

[imissnanami]

hello & welcome <3

Welcome to my writing blog! I post NSFW so MDNI & AGELESS blogs too please!!

I'll be posting lots of different fandoms and such!

Hi I'm Nana and I've been on tumblr forever but never have gotten the courage to share my writing! But here I am lol I also wanna make more friends so hello!! 👋

24 | sagittarius | she/her

Lord of the Rings is literally my fav thing ever. I also have like so many chaptered long fics planned so get ready for that

Characters I currently write for include :

JJK | nanami, gojo, geto, choso

HP & MARAUDERS ERA | severus, remus, james, sirius, adult!harry, adult!draco, adult!fred, adult!george,

TIMESKIP!HAIKYUU | hinata, daichi, ushijima, atsumu, osamu, ukai jr.

STARDEW | sebastian, elliot, sam, harvey, shane, alex, everyone really (i got a longfic planned)

LOTR & THE HOBBIT | legolas, thorin, kili, fili, dwalin, bard, thranduil,

ONE PIECE | luffy, zoro, sanji

🌸MDNI please!

🌸Please be nice! I'd love to meet new people but I will tolerate ZERO HATE in any form.

🌸feel free to come say hi! Again please be nice!

🌸I write hcs, aus and x readers (no ships) with f!reader/afab, probably won't change much but we'll see!!

🌸this is an ADULT BLOG that will feature NSFW content including adult fun time & serious themes like depression/angst. Individual posts will have tagged and/or content warnings ⚠️.

🌸YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN MEDIA CONSUMPTION & by interacting with my blog/posts you agree to this.

STARDEW | Hi Farmer Girl! (f!farmer x bachelors)

HP ERA | Teacher! Teacher! (severus x reader x remus)

MARAUDERS ERA | My Neighbour's a Werewolf (remus x reader)

MARAUDERS ERA | Catch Me if You Can (sirius x reader x remus)

THE HOBBIT & LOTR | Ashes to Embers (reader x multi inc. thorin, fili, legolas, bard)

my writing is tagged #nana writes + char & fandom

KINK!tober '24

Thank you so so much for taking the time to read this & supporting! 👋*jazz hands*👋 I'm so excited to write more!

P.S. interaction will aslo come from @mmmcnuggies as this is a sideblog😊

Also the cute text dividers are from @cafekitsune tysm for making them!!

[little-potions]

Hii !!

My names Elyxir (or Archer) but you can also call me Lexie (Ely, Ash, and Cherie work too!) and I runs this blog.

I might end up willing to take requests for like mood boards and headcanons but I'm not too sure right now but if I do there'll be links to posts here that say what fandoms and my rules.

This is a sideblog and I follow from @elyxstosims

Fun facts about ME!

I LOVE Taylor Swift and Minecraft

I'm Autistic and have ADHD

Also hEDS and POTS

I’m a C-DID system (But nots super relevant here since it’ll mostly be me the host posting but I’m using our collective name here, my actual name is August. If others post here they’ll tag it so if it’s not tagged it’s probably ME!)

Bodily I’m 18

But when little I’m anywhere from 0-7 but usually around 3-5 unless I feel really safe then I’ll be super little

They/lake/haze/maroon/he/she pronouns unless otherwise specified please

My gender is Maroongender, a term I made and it means my gender relates to Maroon by Taylor Swift

I’m a lesbian

More about ME! and DNI below the cut

Stuffs I like (anything coloured is stuff I'm super protective of so don't say not nice things about them here or near me please)

Shows:

RIVERDALE (I am Cheryl and Cheryl is ME!)

Criminal Minds

Greys Anatomy

Pretty Little Liars

My Little Pony (any gen)

Sofia the First

Doc McStuffins

Jake and the Neverland Pirates

Ever After High

Boss Baby

Strawberry Shortcake (the one with the ‘not too little not too little’ episode of Apple Dumpling)

Carebears (Haven’t watched it in forevers)

The Babysitters Club

Project MC2

Movies:

Eras tour film

Rep tour film

Do Revenge

Harry Potter (Order of the Phoenix especially)

The Hunger Games (Really only the first one but that’s cause my favourite character is only in that one)

Boss Baby

MLP movies (EQG and any other movies)

Frozen

Brave

Encanto

Honestly any Disney princess movie really or Disney in general

Books:

Harry Potter (Again OOTP is the best)

The Hunger Games (I am a Glimmer stan first and foremost)

Malory Towers

Whisper duology

The Prison Healer

The Babysitters Club

TSHOEH

Percy Jackson (Never did get around to finishing HOO)

Music (I only super big into Taylor and 5h atm but I’ll probably get more into the others):

TAYLOR SWIFT

Fifth Harmony

Each of the 5h girls individually

Chappell Roan

Sabrina Carpenter

Olivia Rodrigo

Gracie Abrams (I don’t super listen to her but I do like what I’ve heard of her music plus she’s a Taydaughter)

Honestly it’s mostly just whatever I hear and like other than this

Other Famous People (Celebs and Content Creators:

Madelaine Pestch

TAYLOR SWIFT (Yeah I’ve mentioned her like 13 times I love her)

GeminiTay

Pearlescentmoon

Grian

Mumbo

Scar

Smajor

Smallishbeans

LDShadowLady

TommyInnit

Ranboo

Tubbo

There’s probably more but I’m tired so I’ve forgotten

Games/Other Media:

Life series

Hermitcraft

DSMP (not the bad people like the biter)

Empires

MINECRAFT

Sims

Stardew Valley (Haley my beloved)

Hogwarts Legacy

Roblox

Among Us

Characters I Adore:

Cheryl Blossom (This is my big sister I will defend her with my life)

Glimmer (THG)

Haley (SDV)

Addison Montgomery

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

Lexie Grey

Amelia Shepard

Spencer Reid

Emily Fields

Toni Topaz

Alison DiLaurentis

Johanna Mason

Finnick O’Dair

Maysilee Donner

Tonks

Luna Lovegood

Ruggy (Hells Belles)

Sharkie (Hells Belles)

Professor Garlick

Celia St James

Evelyn Hugo

DNI:

Basic criteria

NSFW/K!nk blogs (unless you're following for a SFW sideblog than just please let me know that and only interact from the SFW one please)

Hate any of the things I like that I've given colour to (this includes ME! the song by Taylor Swift, I've written it as such throughout because I love the song and am very protective of it)

Anti any of my interests with the exception of Harry Potter and DSMP (I get that the creators are pretty problematic at times so as long as you're respectful you can be here, for DSMP the super problematic ones (I.E. the biter) likely won't be mentioned and for Harry Potter I am much more involved in fanon and hate JKR so JKR hate is very encouraged here)

If you hate Taylor Swift please go away

Same thing for Riverdale and Fifth Harmony (this also means the girls individually too)

No saying mean things about Glimmer here (Idc that she's not that important I love her and she's my favourite in The Hunger Games)

I might add to this as I think of more stuff just syk

[harveyassblog]

I just checked and I found out I had 1.3k followers. Hi. This is I think one of the first posts I’ve made on this blog in almost five years but I’m feeling down at the moment so I thought I’d reminisce.

Stardew Valley was the first game in which I romanced a male character. Yes, it was Harvey. I was eighteen years old, freshly out to myself and I was dipping my toes into the idea that I could get into a relationship with another man.

I had so much shame about it all then. I couldn’t speak, even to my queer friends about my feelings, like the words in my brain were censored before they even reached my throat. All things personal to me, all the aspects of myself felt embarrassing and wrong, fodder to be humiliated for. The thrill of a video game romance, the concept of openly wanting and being openly wanted, was exciting and mortifying.

The escapism of this imagined bucolic setting and of love and nearness to others, where being open and vulnerable is as simple as giving gifts and with a press of a button having something to say to someone. In life I struggled with my words, with relationships and being open with people. Even now talking about myself often feels like my innards are on display and I will be laughed at for it. I’m working on it.

Five years goes so fast and so slow. Forays into dating have left me hurt and confused. Coming out left some bruises. And in times of change like these, where people and friends who I wished would stay close forever have to move on and out into their lives, I think it’s easy for me to feel disheartened and stagnant. Like everyone’s caught in some big autumn but leaves me right where I’ve always been, a green leaf.

But I have changed. I came out to all the people I wanted to be out to, from whom I risked rejection. I’ve grappled with religion, with existential dread, with dating, even after I’ve been hurt. It sucks to have to go out there and meet new people and start over fresh when it feels like it takes me years to be myself around others. But those years have to start somewhere. My closest friend now I only really got to know five years ago. Who knows what five years more will look like.

I know that making a comparison between a real life concept with one that appears in a video game is sometimes seen as silly, but as this is a Stardew Valley blog it seems a fitting way to end. This is my year one again, with the sometimes cold people and the first flower dance. Even if I’m geographically in the same place, I’ll start fresh and there’ll be plenty of characters to know. One frantic day at a time.

I should learn to fish.

[balkanradfem]

So, after getting the bad news about my neck, I spent a few days in bed, depression-playing Stardew Valley. Eventually I managed to get up and get to my real-life garden, which was sad-looking and neglected. I was very overdue for cleaning it up, weeding, clearing out the dead plants and covering it with mulch for the winter. I also went to plant some onions and garlic, I did plant a few broccoli earlier but it was immediately all eaten by slugs.

My highest priority was strawberries; they're the first thing I look forward to in the spring, and they've been overtaken by weeds and other big plants, overshadowed, and were generally looking very sad. I started clearing that stuff up, and immediately realized that I need a bucket to put slugs in, because they were so filled with slugs, and I mean, there were millions. Under every plant there was several families, they were hiding in the soil, laying eggs, hatching, it was a whole country in my strawberry bed.

It reminded me of the spring when I planted strawberries and beans together, and all of the beans ended up getting eaten by slugs. Also there were no slugs on other parts of the garden, where there were no strawberries. And now, clearing out the strawberry area, again, thousands of slugs.

This made me come to the conclusion that slugs,... love strawberries, and will multiply insanely on any area that I grow strawberries in. But, I love strawberries, and I allow them to grow on 70% of my garden, they're so small I can let them grow around everything else. Coincidentally, everything I planted in that garden for the last 5 months was immediately devoured by slugs. So this brings us... to a painful dilemma.

My garden used to not have a slug problem, in fact, last 3 years there were barely any slugs. And whenever there was a few, I could simply pick them out before they did any damage. The situation now is that slugs are here to stay, and they're staying in my strawberries, which I love. But, they are now going to eat the rest of my garden, repeatedly, before it even grows, unless... I take out strawberries.

I was trying to make this decision and I cannot do it, taking out strawberries is unmanageable, every spring I spend months just looking forward to strawberries and they're the center of my life. But.. I also need other food to grow at my garden. I can't just let slugs overtake everything forever, and having taken out 3 buckets, and my garden still getting eaten up, I know I can't keep fighting this.

So, what would you do?

[a-quiet-autumn]

non-sims interests ✧.*

thank you for the tag @vampwan !!

anime - i looooove anime so much, i started watching it in 7th grade and never looked back!

my favs are haikyu!! (forever my #1), jjk, mitchiko and hatchin, death note and madoka magica just to name a few!

other games

some other games i enjoy outside of the sims are valorant, hades, omori, oxenfree 2 and stardew valley!

watching stuff with my friends / watching them play stuff - my friends and i enjoy watching a lot of movies and shows together and often times they'll stream games to me as well!

some medias i've indulged in with friends include the nonary games (currently on vlr!), sailor moon, waitress: the musical (and yes i DID cry 5 times while we watched), oxenfree (my bff is how i got into oxenfree to begin with :3) and the quarry!

watching youtube - yes i know it's kinda lame to include this in here but i wanna take this as an excuse to talk about some of my favorite content creators :p

i usually only have youtube on in the background while i game but some youtubers i've been enjoying actually sitting down and watching are deykxn / dey (PLEASEEEE go watch him he is the funniest person on earth), kubz scouts (been watching him for YEARSSSS), literally any dropout content (i need me a subscription BADDDD), mythical kitchen (currently only watching last meals but i DO wanna branch out into their other content as well!) and last but not least my favorite for literal years and years, neecxle! (another one i cannot recommend enough)

lastly i'll just do a quickfire of some random medias i've been obsessed with for years but i didn't wanna clog up the above categories with a ton of shit so here we go!!!

percy jackson, the outsiders (i need to do a reread/rewatch bc i haven't interacted with it since 8th grade and i wanna get a refresher), maze runner, eeaao, httyd (i've only seen the first 2 movies LOL i need to interact with it more), given (just saw the 3rd movie the other day!! it was peak as to be expected), clue (please go watch this dumbass movie i love it so bad) and coraline (my favorite movie since childhood, i adore it so much)

ANYWAY so sorry i rambled on for twenty million years :p

thank you again for the tag!! | divider by @ enchanthings-a

tagging ✧.* @birdietrait @alxandergoth @butteredfrogs @fieldoffae @plumbluck @plumdale @evilgoof

and ofc don't feel pressured to participate if you don't wanna!! <3

[snobgoblin]

OMG OMG OMG you're playing stardew!!!!!!! YIPPEE ok ok ok. words of advice:

-even if you don't marry shane, it's worth it to get to know him, I promise. he loves pizza and hot peppers

-if you're playing on PC, install mods! here's a salmence video on how to do it

-on that note, sal and blade are your best resources for tips and info, aside from the wiki

-ancient fruit over starfruit; mushroom cave over fruit bat cave (source: dude trust me)

-also, plant as many parsnips as you can afford to right out of the gate, but set aside enough money for one potato, one green bean, and one cauliflower for the community center

-when the egg festival rolls around, take all your earnings from parsnips and invest them into strawberries. once again, buy as many as you can afford. your strawberries grow back after the first harvest, and are by far the most profitable crop you can grow in your first spring

-my tip for fertilizer is to use it the minute you unlock it. even basic fertilizer is better than none, because you'll have a higher chance of getting the 5 gold quality parsnips you'll need for the community center. my tip for retaining soil is don't bother. here's the optimal sprinkler layout for basic sprinklers instead

-if you're wondering why I'm giving you so much financial advice, it's because you'll need a good amount of money to get you started, but do not by any means feel like you have to min/max everything or optimize anything. you don't have a time limit for anything, so do whatever you want forever and play how you want. I finished the community center after 3 in-game years because I was so laser-focused on marrying abigail, and I don't regret it one bit. I love my wife.

-tldr, have fun dude :) I hope you enjoy stardew as much as I do

ohhh very good to know thank you! Shane doesn't seem to like people very much so it'll be interesting figuring out how to get close to him 👀 and I'm glad there's no time limit bc that's what I was worried about 😭 that's a relief

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Read the latest news about the SVE update that Flashshifter posted on Patreon.

I've said it before, I'll say it again: so happy for Flash! That he got his dream job with Concerned Ape, and wanted to thank him and the entire SVE team for this great mod! Whatever Flash and Eric do in the future, I hope they do well and that they remember to take a well-deserved rest. We'll be looking forward to their future projects! ❤️

Honestly, not surprised that Castle Village will be a separate mod in the future (if it comes out) as even from the screenshots you can see that it's a huge work. No matter how long it takes, I will wait patiently.

As for myself... I'm not going to leave SDV fandom anytime soon, Stardew Valley will forever be a special game in my heart that I love and that helped me through a not-so-happy time to deal with bad thoughts. Now I have more time to study the new SVE 1.15 update in full, get a better look at Ridgeside Village (Also a huge thanks to Rafseazz for this great mod too!), and try again to install East Scarp with all the add-ons, with the hope that the mods won't conflict (Sterling, I'm coming for you!). So I'll continue writing headcanons.

[froggychair05]

Little thing I wrote for @enden-agolor’s Stardew Valley AU (posting it before I lose my nerve and it just sits in a doc forever)

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A new farmer had moved to town.

Well…”new” was sort of relative. He’d been living there for almost a year already, but Lukas hadn’t actually met him yet. He’d seen him around, obviously, but they’d never spoken.

He’d heard plenty, though. People talked; he’d heard all about how sweet and helpful the new farmer was. He was a ray of sunshine, he’d overheard Petra say once. Apparently he was trying to fix the old Community Center on top of running his farm.

Lukas didn’t want to be rude to a guy he’d never met, but that sounded like a stupid idea. The building had fallen into disrepair for a reason; it was honestly a miracle that it hadn’t been torn down or turned into a Joja warehouse yet.

If anything needed that sort of attention, it was the library. Several books were missing from the shelves. Lukas had already read everything there at least twice, even the books he hadn’t been fond of the first time.

He had just checked his third-favorite book out again when he noticed the heavy snow falling outside. It had been snowing when he walked over, but now the flakes were bigger and he was sure to get soaked if he tried to walk home, not to mention that he could barely see three feet in front of him. He’d have to wait until the snow got at least a little lighter.

Lukas sighed, pulling his coat tighter around himself and standing under the overhang. The library was closing soon, otherwise he would just wait inside.

Hopefully it wouldn’t take too long. It was cold and he really needed to start making dinner.

He watched the snow drift down in big, fat flakes. It was pretty, even if it was incredibly inconvenient. The peace was nice, though.

Of course, it didn’t last long.

The quiet was interrupted by footsteps crunching in the snow as a bulky figure approached. Lukas looked down at the book in his arms, hoping that whoever was coming toward him wouldn’t try to make conversation.

“Oh, hi! I didn’t see you there!”

No such luck.

Lukas glanced up without moving his head. The farmer was standing there, holding a book of his own. There were snowflakes stuck in his messy hair and he had a wide grin on his face.

“I’m Jesse! I don’t think we’ve met yet,” he said, shifting the book to one arm and holding his hand out. “I’ve been trying to meet everyone in town. I thought I had, but I guess not! You’re Lukas, right?”

Lukas stared at the man’s hand. How he was so cheerful, especially in the freezing cold, Lukas didn’t understand.

“Petra was telling me about you,” he continued, oblivious to the fact that Lukas hadn’t actually acknowledged him at all yet. “She said you’re pretty shy, but that’s okay.”

He realized that Jesse probably wouldn’t leave until he’d said something. “…Hello.”

Impossibly, the man’s grin got brighter. “It’s nice to meet you.” He seemed to realize that Lukas wasn’t going to shake his hand and dropped it back to his side.

“I should be getting home now,” Lukas said, barely glancing at Jesse before clutching his book closer to his chest and walking off. It was still hard to see where he was going, but it was better than standing next to the human sunshine until the snow died down. He didn’t want to make any conversation.

“See you around!” Jesse called. Lukas just trudged through the snow a little faster.

He knew he’d see the farmer around again, obviously, but the more he could avoid that, the better.

[shotbyafool]

Three Houses notes

I loooove the smoke smell I don’t care what the haters say. such an excellent layer added. we are not using scent enough in the theatre.

so easy for me to forget that I think Malloy writes just awesome straight dialogue. the conversation between Wolf and Susan at the top of the show is just juicy.

shedding a single tear (from each eye!) during my first time hearing The Berries and the Plums versus my open weeping during my second watch. seriously what a fucking song. (the strain on “I can’t leave now” is going to live in my head forever)

Scott Stangland… ough. I love these sorts of characters who manipulate the story whilst appearing in it. I just could not keep my eyes off him.

the game being an amalgamation of The Sims and Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley is like extremely funny to me, a very online take by Dave Malloy

I generally hate all puppets but could cope with these. I liked how the main performers did the puppetry. don’t get how Mia Pak is doing that with her voice though?!

I find Sadie’s story the most compelling, and Beckett’s the least; but it’s the most personal and thus was the biggest swing. the only song I disliked was “Stones”, actually.

the Wolf/Beckett relationship should’ve been a combination of the dynamic that Wolf had with both Susan and Sadie, which is to say, it should’ve been erotic hostility

Henry Stram and Ching Valdes-Aran are secretly carrying this piece on their backs

favorite song from each: The Berries and the Plums (Susan), Haze (Sadie), Love Always Leaves You in the End (Beckett). need recordings of these songs right now or my head is going to explode.

set design by dots… save me dots… save me

I think the issues I have with the book would’ve been sorted out by Malloy having a harsher collaborator, but Tippe is such a killer director of this piece so I can’t even concern myself with it. and I don’t have any issues until the end! so it’s fine!

Sadie diving into Wolf’s arms during the dance. oh I sincerely felt myself tearing up. what a choice!

I do really, really dig it. would love to see it again in a few months or years but wonder if public notions of the pandemic make it so we aren’t able to see this staged again. but it still feels raw and affecting right now - I just don’t know if everyone felt the same way?

Dave Malloy’s next piece will certainly ruin my life. I can’t wait for it!