#and so the three of them runaway together and start a new life as a real family

[buddyhollyscurls]

ATP my mental health is hanging on by a thread and that thread is dependent on whether or not the Forgers stay together as a family after the mission is complete

[anticapitalistclown]

clownie

how would lookism men be as dads ?(how many kids, girl dad vibes or boy dad vibes)

yes! prepare yourselves bc this is going to be a long post...

Lookism men as dads headcanons

let's start with J High Crew and +:

Daniel - he has the vibes to have 1 boy and 1 girl, they're three years apart and get along surprisingly well, they have the typical sibling fights but at the same time they're partners in crime. His kids are well educated and are really respectful, but both of them are as bold as the father.

Zack - same as Daniel but reverse, he has a girl, an older sister responsible and harsh, the pride of her father, and the little one, a boy, a funny and impulsive little Zack that makes sure the family keeps a constant eye on him. They're four years apart, as soon as the eldest got into kinder that Zack went for a second.

Vasco - Vasco always wanted a big family, since young he wished for three daughters, genetics had other plans tho, he went for a daughter and had a son, a healthy and strong one, a year after he wished the gods for a daughter but life blessed the family with another son and so on till Vasco had three sons, each one a year apart from the other, the eldest, a strong, kind and responsible son, he is the peace maker of the siblings, the middle child, a wild and funny version of Vasco he gets along with Daniel's first child, the third child, an adventurous and curious boy, so curious that makes him get in troubles for that, making everyone worry about him. Five years later since the youngest was born, life blessed the family with a girl, a kind and adventurous little girl that gets spoiled by her father and has three bodyguards so called brothers.

(sorry about all this text but I love the idea of Vasco wishing for three daughters and having three sons instead)

Jay - I don't see him being a dad, more of the cool uncle (like jinyoung), but if life gave him a child, it would be a girl, a kind and classy girl.

Jace - a son, a little version of him, a little detective, he will born at the same time as Vasco's third son, a chaotic duo that will continue the father's heritage, on the other hand he would be like another big brother for Vasco's daughter.

Vin Jin - he was afraid his bloodline will inherit polycoria as him so he would be really reluctant to having kids, still, life blessed him with a daughter, she's the apple of his eye, his partner in crime, the reason that made him a god parent for her.

Johan - a son, a gentle and kind son, he's spoiled by Zack's eldest daughter and gets along really well with Daniel's kids.

Big Deal

Jake - he was more than fine settling with an only child, but life blessed him with two sons, genetics are hard on his side so Jake would have two copy and paste versions of him, they are two years apart and get along really well, even more when the youngest enters puberty, they share the same friends, same adventures and great times. The eldest is the extroverted one, his charisma makes people want to be around him, the youngest is more quiet but makes the most random and unhinged plans, when both brothers are together they make the most funny dynamics.

Sinu - a son, the best friend of Jake's kids, he's the eldest of the new gen of big deal. Sinu settled perfectly well with a son, but will foster home some runaway kids.

Samuel - a daughter, Samuel wasn't even sure to be a dad but to think of causing the same pain he had to suffer because of a shitty absent parent, to his bloodline made him settle and be more responsible. Samuel's daughter is spoiled to the brims, she is quite arrogant but she is not a bad person, at least that is what the big deal kids say. Every parent is scared of her, they will all let their sons date everyone they like and encourage them, but will warn them about Samuel's daughter, not bc of the girl, but bc of her father.

Jerry - a son, another blessed with a son and strong genetics, Jerry was more than fine with a single son, the wife did a great and enough hard job of bearing the big son of such a big man. He is the same age as Jake's youngest son, they're inseparable.

Jason - life blessed him with two daughters, they're five years apart, being the youngest, the youngest of all the big deal kids. The eldest daughter and the big deal boys are like peas in a pod, which makes Jason worry about her.

Brad - Brad settled happy with a son, the voice of reason of the big deal kids, he's a year younger than Jake's eldest son.

Lineman - a son, the second youngest of the big deal kids, he is a good boy but always manages to get in trouble (Jason's youngest daughter fault).

Hostel

Eli - his daughter, Eli settled with Yenna, he worked hard for giving her the world and wouldn't change it other way.

Warren - a son, who Yenna cared of him as a big sister, Warren also took in the family Like What and So Funny, so he has two daughters and a son.

Geniuses

Gun - he was blessed with a daughter, a spoiled girl, the pride of Gun, he taught her how to fight, how to grow up without needing any man, Gun raised a girlboss but surprisingly he did well enough to not give her any trauma. Gun didn't care much of making a bloodline of warriors so he was more than happy with raising his daughter.

Goo - two monsters both one year apart, first a boy, and then a girl, both are the the same as him, and the three of them are everyone's worst nightmare.

James - a son, unhinged just as his dad, the new nightmare of the next gen.

Ansan

Taesoo - three kids, his first one, a daughter, a smart girl both academically and street-smart, his best helper, the middle, a boy, a little wild version of him that makes his eldest sister stress, luckily, the third child, a girl, made the middle one focus and mature because she truly is a menace. The eldest and the middle child are two years apart, and the youngest is six years younger than the eldest and four than the middle.

Hudson - a daughter, she has Taesoo's eldest as her role model, she is smart and spoiled by her dad and uncles, doesn't need siblings bc Taesoo's kids take care of her.

Chungcheon

Jibeom - three, Jibeom wanted to maintain the tradition of having a big family so he got blessed with three children, the eldest a strong and independent boy that helps the family, the middle child, a smart daughter, daddy's princess, the youngest, the black sheep, a rebellious boy that warms Jibeom's heart, his youngest son makes him remind of his little brother.

Jihan - unlike his older brother, Jihan had more than enough with his only son, if the boy felt lonely he had his three cousins to play with, his little rebellious and hyperactive son made the same and enough chaos as Jibeom's three kids. When the two youngest cousins of the Kwak family were together the whole town trembled.

Workers

Eugene - twins, two girls, two times eviler than their father, the new gen better be careful.

Yuseong - a boy, the protector of his cousins.

Ryuhei - a girl, a beautiful and evil girl spoiled to the brims by her father.

Kenta - a boy, his heir and his pride, he will seek revenge on Gun's daughter only to get gasslighted by her

[random-doctor-on-the-internet]

Hello earthlings, your favourite aliens back! Well, not favourite, I probably don't even make it to the top fifty, but let a guy have dreams.

I am currently drowned in exams and two days late on my art commissions schedule, but I've just eaten coffee beans thinking it was chocolate (don't do that, kids) and decided that it's time for a new BSfLM.

@weirdly-specific-but-ok , tagging you because I haven't bothered you in a while. Read this coffee induced masterpiece and cry.

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So, since @randomvoices and @zonzolik asked about the cults, I'll talk about...well, the cults. And now, mortals, IT'S SHOWTIME. Neil Gaiman have your mercy, for the worst is yet to come.

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Okay, buckle your seatbelts, here's the story of how I almost got dragged into a cult. Welcome to hell.

Alrighty-almighty, it all starts, as it will end, in some little russian town. You know, these little towns that seem to only exist to say things like "this famous guy was born there", "that famous guy tried to sleep there for a night but was met with a lot of suspicion", "that one blorbo on the net got dragged into a cult there", etc. You see what I'm talking about.

"But, Ash, why were you in this town?", you ask.

The truth is, I don't know. We were looking for a place to sleep, then God decided that my life will be a crossover between Florida News and those traumatic fairy tales from your childhood that you remember all your life, and threw me there. Hi!

So, we arrive there, it's late, almost everyone is sleeping, and we need to stay unnoticed for runaway reasons. The villagers, however, are not very eager to welcome two black haired strangers carrying an impressive amount of close combat weapons. After a bit of useless bargaining, we realised that it's time to pack our bags and hitch the road.

So, we get a loaf of bread for dinner and go away, trying to look very offended. Historians don't say if it was effective. We're almost gone when we see a guy who yells us that there's a small community of monks in the woods who usually welcome well minded strangers.

Sleep in a monastery is better than no sleep at all, we decide, and go in the woods. We arrive, the monks are nice even if not very monkish, they give us some mushroom stew and send us to sleep.

I don't know what they put in the stew, but we both sleep for more than three days. When we wake up, they're all nice, all seem very worried that we haven't woken up earlier. We apologize for abusing their hospitality and ask if we could do something to make up for it. We may be punk, but we have a heart. They happily agree and we spend an unknown amount of days alternating between enormous amounts of sleep and chopping wood, collecting flowers, brewing beer, and other monastery stuff.

We start thinking about leaving, but every time we mention it, they ask us if we could help with something else, and make clear that they won't tell us where they put our travel bags (with the guns inside.). Now that we live with them, we can see that they don't look like monks at all. Neither of us knows a lot about Christianity, but I'm pretty sure monks aren't supposed to wear flower crowns, sleep together, and sing songs about how Nature is a massive slay. They're hippies, we think, nice ones, and keep chopping wood.

They seem pretty excited about the full moon. Is God supposed to look at us through the moon's eye? Is God the moon? Were they secretly werewolves? Who knows. But they were acting very strange when we mentioned it. Told us that we need to see the full moon ceremony, that it will change our lives.

We help them decorate the woods, and put a small monolith around which it's going to take place. They ask Beez to pick a goat, because they're going to do a thing in our honour. Goat meat stew? Why not. Another 2 day-long nap later, it's the full moon. They give us white robes. Beez insists to keep all the things they haven't put away under them. The black-white combo doesn't look good, but it works.

We reunite in the clearing. As soon as the moon appears, they start singing. I don't know that song but it sounds metal. I'm joining them, stammering some lyrics about burning Christians. It fortunately goes unnoticed.

And then, the goat arrives. It's very clear that there won't be any stew. Beez looks at me. I look at Beez. And we run like our lives are in danger, which is probably true. Without the robes, we're almost invisible in the night. And we mindlessly run for dear life, two days of running almost without stopping. I don't know if they sent people after us, but they didn't catch us.

So, yeah, here's how we survived a moonlight cult, and people from said cult obtained two brand new backpacks, a dozen guns, perfectly done passports (it was awful to redo these without being found) and half a loaf of bread. Hope they remember us.

Remember, children, always trust suspicious strangers. Fun adventures might happen.

[melodymunson]

Platonic Eddie Munson x Robin Buckley with fem reader oneshot blurb

So In love with 2

Mentions of smut, nsfw. 18+ only. Mentions of strapons, anal play.

ao3 link

You first met Robin during your college years at 21 years old when you were auditioning for her punk rock band Queens Of Noise. The band mainly did original songs but some covers as well of bands like The Runaways, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, and The Ramones. Through Robin, you met Eddie and Corroded Coffin was still amazing even in their 30's and he thought you were a wonderful drummer. Robin was the guitarist and lead vocalist and Chrissy was the bassist.

The band hit it big when you played Battle of the Bands against Corroded Coffin and many other older as well as new up-and-coming bands in rock/metal and pop/rock. There was stiff competition except you were determined to bring the most rocking drum solo ever. By this time you and Robin were dating writing some songs together about love and romance but also about life experiences. Corroded Coffin placed second and was an honorable mention but Queens of Noise won receiving a huge trophy and magazine cover spread.

To celebrate your victory you had a date together at Enzo's and that night you had celebratory drinks. Robin was so beautiful and gentle with you but in bed, she was dominating and gave you mind-blowing sex. Even though you were 12 years younger than her, she was your girlfriend and you were very much in love with her. Sometimes you would just 69 but other times she brought out her strap and fucked you hard before you did the same to her.

Soon things got even better for you though because you were able to do your photo shoot for the magazine cover. You and Robin dressed scantily clad in the nicest lace black lingerie with her posing with her guitar of course and you were posing with your drums. Many photos were taken and the best ones were chosen which was one of you and Robin entwined in a passionate embrace. In the interview for the magazine, you talked about new music, your inspiration for songs, a bit about your relationship, and what it was like to be a women in rock n roll.

When Robin found out you liked Eddie she was alright with it and if it wasn't for Robin's encouragement you wouldn't have acted on your feelings. The truth was that Eddie was feeling you too. Not only did you tour together but you were able to co-write some songs together. Once Eddie knew of your feelings he was ecstatic and you agreed to go out together with him and Robin as well. The date was nice and at a concert for Judas Priest followed by time at a bar sharing a pitcher of margaritas.

Once everyone was drunk you made your way home with Robin talking more about your arrangement and how things would work. Eddie picked you up on his motorcycle days later and you had a date with him just the two of you spending quality time together riding go-karts and going paint-balling before grabbing some food. This was the first of many dates together but the ones that followed were with the three of you together. Everyone was happy with this arrangement and after Eddie waited for quite some time the right time came and one night you found yourself ready to take things to the bedroom.

It was a great night with foreplay and you bought some new lingerie for the occasion- lacy and in your favorite color. Robin was there too of course and you started by having her eating you out as pleased your breasts. Eddie had you give him a killer blowjob after that as Robin fucked you with your favorite dildo. After that they watched you cum for them over and over again with a vibrator seeing how long you could take it as their bratty submissive.

The next time you hooked up with both of them you had Eddie watch you as Robin fucked you with a vibrating strapon. She was making you cum so many times before you and Robin fucked with a double-headed dildo 12 inches long. After you had Eddie and Robin taking turns eating you out to see who could do it better. It was a tie though and you couldn't choose between the two of them.

As the relationship progressed you would spend most nights tied up and blindfolded as they took turns having their way with you. After you returned the favor to them by eating Robin out as Eddie fucked you from behind. Eddie managed to make you cum three times and you squirted for him. You began filming your sex sessions having it just for the three of you to watch and it was hot content.

On tour you would sometimes take groupies back to the tour bus and some nights it was girls only. Other times Eddie was involved and you would have foursomes. Either you would be fucking Eddie as Robin and the groupie had their way with each other or the groupie would be fucking Eddie as you fucked Robin. All the fans loved the music and both bands especially when you would perform onstage together and tour together.

They bought you a black leather with heart charm choker you wore proudly as their submissive. Whenever you would get high together and share Eddie's weed/joints you would shotgun with them and makeout. Whenever you wore pretty lingerie for them they would be sure to take polaroids especially if you had been bratty and were tied up for them. You would wear either Hellfire club, Corroded Coffin, or Queens of Noise oversized shirts to bed which led to Eddie and Robin finger-fucking you until you passed out from exhaustion.

One day in the recording studio you made a super sexy collab track featuring your moans and cries as Eddie and Robin teased, fingered, and ate you out. The best part about having studio time was having the chance to write and play with the two loves of your life. The way you sang backup vocals and played your drums never failed to impress Robin and Eddie. Hearing Eddie's voice record with no auto-tune was always a treat.

Public affection with Robin and Eddie publicly was never something you shied away from. Sometimes on your dates, you would shamelessly be felt up or fingered by them at the movies, under the table, in the park, at a party even at a concert side stage, or in the audience. They made sure to buy you multiple pairs of vibrating panties and would always fight over controlling the remote even in public. Whenever you would misbehave while you were out, they made sure to punish you at home by tying you up and giving you endless orgasms until you begged for mercy.

One night you went to the sex shop with them and bought so many new toys, a butt plug, lingerie, costumes, restraints such as handcuffs, and a gag ball. Once you got back home with your purchases you tried on the lingerie for the modeling and decided to wear the red lingerie. Not only did they handcuff you and make you use a butt plug, but they administered the gag ball and proceeded to tease you with the new toys they purchases. The toys they used on you included a rabbit vibrator, a magic wand, a G-spot vibrator, a clitoral stimulator, and a rose vibrator.

The next few weeks you did anal training with bigger butt plugs and then some dildos in various sizes and shapes. When they felt you were ready enough Robin used her new vibrating strap on your ass as Eddie used toys on your pussy. You used toys on Robin after that as Eddie fucked your ass with lots of lube and oils beforehand to prepare you for his cock. They provided the best aftercare with warm baths and massages.

They were the best lovers and cherished you never a day going by that was dull for the three of you. Soon you toured the world with Robin and Eddie getting so much attention and love for your music. Soon after that you all moved in together and adopted a black cat and a corgi. Life was perfect and they were to thank for that always putting you first and giving you the best love and affection.

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0. There Was A Time

fic chapters/warnings/disclaimers/ect

:DISCLAIMER:

Mentions of drugs/ sex ect.

English is not my first language

POV changes

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inconsistent updates

time line is not perfect or accurate

Character may also not be accurate

I'll also be posting this on wattpad and maybe ao3

So if you see it wasn't stolen<3

Also i dont know how tumblr works and how to link chapters together(someone send help)

ALSO THIS NOT EDITED IN ANYWAY SO SORRY IF THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES

THANK YOU FOR READING MWUAH MWUAH

LEAVE COMMENTS <3

The studio was warm in the coldest night of this Autumn, warm yellowish light and the red carpeted floor made it feel like a cosy log cabin. A full drum set with a few too many ride cymbals and windchimes sat close to the middle of the fat bare bricked wall, with a small metal bucket that had the remains of broken splinter drumsticks. A rack of guitars and two bass holders stood next to the right wall where an old armchair sits, a few different sized amps scattered round the square room. Right in front of the glass that separates the control room from the studio three mic stand in a line with noise cancelling boxes surrounding each of them.

In the control room there is a strong smell of weed and other smokeable herbs, "No! You can't take Runaway Blues off the album!" A man with short shoulder length brown hair and a moustache protested as he puffed on his cigarette as he lied back on the couch, his dark glasses fell back on his face as he tilted his head back. "I agree with Jake. It shows how good we are even when we're shit faced." The man with long curly hair, a gorgeous ethnic nose, stood up – towering over the other 4 people in the sesh – and began to roll another blunt on one of the control panels. The one that started this debated piped in, "Thanks Dan for taking my side." He said sarcastically, his curly mullet was like a solid cloud on his head, and he has a moustache like Jake. "We'll our wonderful manager and producer here," A man that looked like Jesus pointed to a woman that sat next to Jake on the couch. "Was the one that wasn't shit faced, I think that's why it was actually good, Joshua." He finished. "Hey, hey, I'm not saying it's shit because of you, please believe me y/n!" Josh dramatically pleaded to y/n. She was looking up at the ceiling. Pupils dilated. Blunt in hand. "Just, make it shorter." She said confidently, waving her hand a bit. Still not looking at anyone and head craned back. "You have the answer to everything." Danny said his mouth slightly gaped that such a simple solution didn't register in any of their minds. Or he's just on a psychedelic trip and can't spark up a brain cell.

The following week the band had dates in LA since they were still doing there 'Dreams in Gold' Tour. The band was already at the venue setting up, some still sleeping in the bus. Y/n had some business to attend to in their studio in New York before going down to LA. She decided to walk down the infamous Sunset Strip, as a historic music place like this could not go untrekked when having the chance. Wearing a black turtleneck, dark blue flare jeans with dark brown boots and a satchel bag hanging from her shoulder, a small suitcase's handle in the other hand while the silver case dragged its wheels on the floor. As she caught the sight of the colourful sign of The Rainbow, a voice called to her. "Y/n?" A older man, short blondish hair, leather jacket, sunglasses.

Axl Rose.

And like the trigger of a gun being pulled,

A life was lost.

(or misplaced)

Y/n's POV:

Everything stood still,

I stood still.

Then it all went dark. It was a black lifeless void.

Falling backwards but being physically still.

Time was reversing.

A previous life. My life?

Memories rolling past like an old film.

My head spiralled.

I can't comprehend this. What is happening to me?

My first years of school, late 60's early 70's. That's not right. It was the early 2000's.

Falling in love with music, Queen, Elton John.

Highschool was trip. My parents being stricter than anyone else's, they didn't believe I could have a job as in the music industry.

Studying music in college then going on the Uni and taking a science course to get my folks off my back.

One of my most successful record deals was Mötley Crüe and Bon Jovi.

Before they even started writing lyrics for their songs, I knew it off by heart and helped them gain success with it and recording went like dream.

Now I was searching the East Coast for a new band to sign.

March 1985, The City of Angels.

A flash of light, and my eyes flickered open.

It a cold night, dark but the city light was somewhat comforting.

It was the Sunset Strip, but something was...

Off.

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OMG SORRY IF IT'S SHIT

THIS WAS LIKE THE INTRODUCTION, FIRST PART IS COMING OUT SOON 

IM SO EXCITED

(Band at the beginning is greta van fleet )

[catofadifferentcolor]

Terrible Fic Idea #58: Percy Jackson x Criminal Minds

While perusing the PJO tag for the first time in ages, I stumbled across yet another crossover I never would have thought of trying - and which, naturally, hasn't escaped my head. It managed to mash together the worlds of PJO and Criminal Minds... and so, naturally, I thought: if I were going to write this crossover, what would I do?

Just imagine it:

Everything follows canon - until MoA. There Percy plays off the judo throw in New Rome to avoid starting a war with the Greeks, but after they're alone on the Argo Percy tells Annabeth that he doesn't appreciate 1) being blamed for his disappearance, as if Hera had asked him if he wanted to lose his memories and half a year of his life, and 2) being physically attacked by his girlfriend outside of weapons practice.

Naturally, Annabeth doesn't take this well and doubles down on her position, and the two fight like cats and dogs throughout MoA and HoO. By the time they reach Akhlys, Percy is hardly inclined to listen to Annabeth at all, and so doesn't stop poison-bending.

It's not obvious at the time, but not stopping fully unlocks Percy's divine powers. He's now immortal, like Chiron, but not a god. It's also rather the final straw for Annabeth and Percy's relationship.

Because he doesn't immediately realize he's immortal, Percy goes on with normal human things like high school and college - attending both at Camp Jupiter, which is better equipped to handle demigods than the average mortal school. It's only after he starts grad school at nearby Stanford University and gets a lot of comments on how young he looks does anyone start realizing what's happened.

Fast forward to about 15 years after HOO, when Percy has joined the BAU - because even immortals have to pay the bills somehow.

In my head I picture this to be S8/S9 of CM, largely because I enjoyed Alex Blake's character and think she'd be a good outsider POV for the story I want to tell, but dealer's choice.

Percy proves to be the BAU cryptid. His primary and secondary school records say unsub in the making... then he double majors in marine biology and classics in college (because everyone who survives four years in the legion or slays a particular number of monsters gets a classics degree when they graduate by default). Then he goes on to get a doctorate in psychology from Stanford... and swim twice for Team USA in the Olympics. He once went on vacation in the Keys and found the wreck of a lost Spanish galleon free diving. He's polite and mild mannered and goes nowhere without at least three knives on his person and a week's worth of survival gear. When he's tired, his reports sometimes slip into Ancient Greek or Latin. He may be a Hellenist and speaks of Hell as a place that he's been.

Percy is, in short, unfathomable to his profiler colleagues. They like him, but every new thing they learn about him only complicates the profile they're definitely not putting together.

He's been in the BAU for about 18 months before they receive reports of a serial killer's dumping ground in the Oakland Hills, not more than a mile from Camp Jupiter. The victims are all in their late teens and signs indicate all were killed in a ritualistic way. Most of those the investigators can identify are runaways.

Once the BAU is on site, Reid determines that someone is trying to recreate an obscure Ancient Roman sacrifice.

More importantly, Percy realizes that, yes, these are definitely the bodies of Roman demigods - and not one of them was killed by a monster before they could get to camp. In fact, he's pretty sure there's a secret entrance to camp not 100' away from the oldest body.

It's this last point that causes Percy to lead his team to Camp Jupiter. This is a revelation in itself and should answer many of the team's questions about Percy but give them twice as many new ones.

It should also be perfect timing, as they arrive just as praetors Frank and Hazel were thinking of reaching out to Percy, as he's the only real investigator either camp has. They're not aware of most of the murders, as it's not unusual for one or two demigods every year to be killed after leaving the safety of camp, but the last three victims went missing in the last three months under odd circumstances.

(One was a granddaughter of Apollo who'd talked about wanting to join the Hunters of Artemis, and when she disappeared everyone assumed that's what she did, only for the Hunters to visit later claiming she never showed. The most recent was a daughter of Bacchus who hated the regimented life of the legion and wanted to transfer to Camp Half-Blood where things were a little more their speed. Most the others were legacies or the children of minor gods.)

They set up shop in Percy's house - in part because CJ has no police force beyond the legion, which houses their main suspects - in part because Percy's house is built like a Roman temple on the edge of the temple district and no one would dare sneak into it.

(The demigods have been actively treating immortal Percy as a god, because if deification worked for Nero, they can make it work for Percy. And a deified!Percy could only be good for them.)

In the end it comes out a grandchild of Hecate/Trivia was sacrificing other demigods to their ancestor in hopes of obtaining more power - they should be just powerful enough to disguise their actions with the Mist but not much more, and intensely jealous their ancestor handed already-powerful Hazel more power during the Giant War.

Bonuses include: 1) Thalia and the Hunters showing up to help, as do Nico and Will. This should be an intensely confusing family reunion to watch from the outside given that two are immortal. Extra bonus points if the BAU recognize Nico from some wildly successful paranormal investigative channel on YouTube and are shocked to find out all the ghosts are real; 2) Will calling Percy "mom", on account of the fact he's been dating Apollo for the last five years now - Apollo's longest relationship ever - though Percy refuses to consider marriage or children until fifty years have passed; and 3) One of the BAU being tangentially involved with the mythological world already - Hotch had a relationship with a disguised Justice before meeting Hailey and their child is at Camp Jupiter? Reid has just recently met a disguised Athena at a conference and is now worried he'll arrive home to a baby on the doorstep?

And that's all I have. As always, feel free to adopt this bun, just link back to me if you chose to do anything with it.

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[feraltuxedo]

The Runaway by FeralTuxedo Rated E Summary: DI Aziraphale Fell is tasked with investigating the death of a young sex worker. With the help of witness Anthony Crowley, he sets off on a mission to uncover dark secrets while keeping his own. If anyone finds out that the victim spent the last night of his life with him, everything could be over. A gritty cop drama AU.

Started posting my new AU! I know, now is a weird time to do that, but I've been sitting on this one for a while and I'm quite excited about it. It's a shamelessly trope-y gritty crime thriller/drama. Detective Aziraphale and sex worker Crowley solve a murder mystery together. Complications and smut ensue.

Excerpt from chapter 1 under the cut.

They entered yet another identical room. A small bed in a small space with a small window looking out onto the enormous car park. The witness lay back on the bed, his all black clothes and fiery red hair stark against the white sheets. He had his forearms crossed behind his head, which he lifted in irritation as if he’d just been interrupted from his nap.

He made no effort to move or to sit up, and so Aziraphale squeezed himself onto the thin sliver of bed free between his long legs and the edge of the mattress. Like a hospital visitor at a sick bed.

‘I’m Detective Inspector Aziraphale Fell,’ he began, ‘and over there is my colleague Detective Constable Anathema Device. You’ve met her already.’

‘Yeah, I remember.’

The man winked at Device, but she was much too cool-headed to react to it.

‘So.’ The word was long and flat in his accent. ‘Is this where you ask me all the same questions she did earlier so you can see if I’m lying?’

‘Yes,’ Aziraphale said simply.

Behind him, Device shifted uncomfortably. But Aziraphale knew this type of witness, too. The type that didn’t need kindly reassurances as much as straightforward honesty. The type that hid their trauma behind a facade of cool detachment.

Anthony Crowley would be just like that. Inappropriate jokes and laddish posturing, anything to distract from the horrible sight Aziraphale knew he would not forget anytime soon. From the grief that was, at this very moment, building and gaining momentum at the pit of his stomach, ready to rise up and consume him.

‘If you could just repeat your name, age, and address. And perhaps this would be easier if you were to sit up.’

Anthony Crowley grinned and wiggled on the mattress.

‘Yeah I bet it would be easier. But I’m really comfortable like this, so you’ll just have to deal with it.’

Device actually huffed. Unprofessional perhaps, but then she had been subjected to this man’s maddening attempts at provocation much longer than Aziraphale had. He crossed his arms and waited. The man relented.

‘Anthony James Crowley. I live at 666 Eden Close in Kilburn, and I’m twenty-three.’

Twenty-three. Barely older than Ryan Jones the receptionist, and yet Crowley appeared so much more cynical than his years. He didn’t look old, by any means. No sign of the crow’s feet that had been permanent features on Aziraphale’s face since some time around his thirty-sixth birthday. No, Crowley’s face was chiseled, his body taut even laid out on a bed like that, like a cobra ready to strike at any moment.

He reminded Aziraphale an awful lot of Eric.

‘Can you tell me what happened last night and this morning?’ he asked, before the thought had a chance to take hold and derail him.

‘Sure. I got some missed calls from Eric during the night, but I didn’t see them until the morning. Tried to call him back but he didn’t answer, so I called the hotel instead.’

‘Wait a moment.’

He’d let Ryan Jones talk, but with someone like Anthony Crowley, Aziraphale knew it was best not to give them any opportunity to gloss over details.

‘How did you know he was here? Where were you at the time?’

‘We’ve got location sharing on between our phones. And I was at an AirBnB in Camden.’

Good Lord, this was like pulling teeth. Crowley was not going to volunteer any information. No wonder Device had been so exasperated.

‘Why were you at an AirBnB in Camden if you live in Kilburn?’

‘Just fancied a mini-break, that’s all.’

‘Mr Crowley—’

‘Mr Policeman—’

‘That’s DI Fell to you.’

Crowley grinned, as if he’d won an argument.

‘Fine. I was in Camden because that’s where I was getting fucked up the arse by an American tourist who just so happened to be staying at an AirBnB there.’

He studied Aziraphale for a reaction of shock or outrage. Well, he would not give him the satisfaction.

‘We’ll need the exact address and, if you can provide it, the name of your American… friend.’

‘To confirm the alibi, right?’

This time, Aziraphale did not assent.

‘How do you know Mr Blaine?’

‘We’re mates.’

‘Did you know where he was last night?’

Aziraphale felt his heart race as soon as he asked the question. Tried his best not to let it show. As it happened, he was rather good at repressing his inner thoughts.

‘Yeah,’ Crowley said, and Aziraphale’s hand tightened on the duvet cover. ‘We were on the pull together, in Soho. He got lucky first. Went off with some guy.’

Soho. Aziraphale had just left his favourite sushi place, where he’d been by himself as always. Eric had stumbled into his path, asking for a light. The way he’d looked at him, sweat-soaked from dancing, with the cocky air of a beautiful man who knew he was beautiful.

Any moment now, Aziraphale would stop breathing and the game would be up.

[theresattrpgforthat]

anything based on witch hat atelier?

THEME: Witch Hat Atelier

I’ve noticed a pattern with witch games - they’re really popular in the GM-less gaming community. I think perhaps the idea of a Coven sharing magical power democratically is a really good match with GM-less games! Some of these games are directly inspired by Witch Hat Atelier, while others might need some intentional tweaking to make them fit.

Cellphone Grimoire, by Sketchmouse.

You are a witch in the 21st century. Times have changed, but magic is flexible. The city, however, can be unforgiving. But where there are witches, there will be a coven; a place to find support and be yourself. 

This game is inspired by the Belonging Outside Belonging system, and written for WitchJam. It’s just 13 pages of text and not yet out of the playtest stage, but it’s free! Cellphone Grimoire focuses on the struggles of keeping up with your day-to-day problems and using magic to refresh you and keep your character’s spirits up. 

If you want a game that won’t burn a hole in your pocket and combines the worries of a busy city with the creativity and release of a personal art or hobby, this might be worth checking out!

The Magical Year of a Teenage Witch, by Sky Latshaw.

There is a time in every witch’s teenage years when their magic is amplified and the foundations of their powers are set. This time is known as their Magical Year. Supernatural entities are drawn to them, spells manifest from the experiences they have, and skills are acquired quickly and easily.

Often witches are encouraged to live in a new place during this year of their life in order to amplify its effects. This is also the time the witch starts putting entries into their Spellbook, a cherished and important possession that will remind the witch of who they are and where their power comes from for decades on.

What life-changing experiences, friendships and powers will you discover in your Magical Year?

The Magical Year uses the Thousand Year Old Vampire system by Tim Hutchings. By answering prompts ordered in sets of three, you will string together vignettes that relate to each other and call back to your previous experiences.

You play a young witch coming into their power. By answering prompts, you will discover who your witch is, who their friends are, what magical experiences they have, and which powers they learn as they move through the four seasons of their Magical Year.

This game is designed to feel slice-of-life and as a result may come lacking some of the larger conflicts of Witch Hat Atelier. However, if you want to delve into the personal conflicts and insecurities of a teenager with magical powers, this is a wonderfully introspective game. You can play it as a GM-less multiplayer game, but you can also play it solo!

This Night on the Rooftops, by C.M. Ruebsaat.

This is a game about gazing out over the smokestacks after dark, with the wind in your hair and a friend at your side and a thousand lights of progress on the streets below. 

This Night on the Rooftops is a collaborative storytelling game for 2-5 players about friendship, growing up, and revolution. You will play members of a gang of children in The City, a fantastic world of industry and dying magic, where witches labour alongside factory-workers to make ends meet. 

You will take on the role of one of 6 playbooks in a diceless and GMless experience: the Gutter Witch, the Soot Scrambler, the Tinkertoc, the Runaway Princess, the Disciple of the Tired God, or the Axekid in a story mixing slice-of-life with childhood adventure.

If you want conflict, this game has so much of it going on in the background. The city is primed for labour disputes, financial pressures, street-level magic and more. This game is also GM-less and diceless, using Growth, Chill and Desperate moves to help your group prepare for the worst, and rest after a job well done. As you play, expect the city to change; and your characters will have to change in order to keep up.

Cantrip, by Hipólita.

Cantrip is a roleplaying game about witches who are coming of age while studying at a magical Academy. They will grapple with their place in the world at large, their emotions, their budding relationships, the expectations placed on them by everyone in their lives, the secrets held by the Academy, the weird and wonderful creatures that reside within it, and the constant scheming of their fellow witches. 

This game takes inspiration from a lot of media involving the magical and supernatural coexisting and clashing with a mundane world. The most direct inspiration is Studio Trigger’s Little Witch Academia and you’ll find that the playbooks closely resemble many of the characters in that anime. Other sources of inspiration include Witch Hat Atelier, The Owl House, and Kiki’s Delivery Service. More tangentially, slice-of-life anime like Yuru-Camp and Non Non Biyori provide a lot of the tonal inspiration.

Pick one of six witch archetypes and play to find out what the magical world has in store for you in Cantrip. This is a GM-less, iceless game that uses the Belonging Outside Belonging system, so you’ll collaboratively have power over the kind of magical academy all of your witches are attending. Each player will embody their character, but you’ll also split up elements of the world - other students, the school grounds, magical creatures and more! 

The art for this game really drew me in, especially the image of a young witch crouching on her broomstick, using a spray can to paint some graffiti on a wall. If you want to build a vibrant, magical world together for your witches to explore, I recommend this game!

[burntbirdss]

Okay royal aus of dabihawks have just been on my mind for the past month but I cannot seem to choose between these four they all just make me go feral so I’m gonna present them starting with scenario 1 because all of them are pretty long:

Scenario 1: Prince Touya who was born with a weaker body so king enji practically buys a harpy Keigo for his son as his personal aide throughout life. The two end up growing up together with Keigo being at his side at all times and knowing exactly what to do anytime Touya’s body gives out on him. As time passes on and they become teens, the two begin to realize their love for one another. However, Touya must choose another royal to marry before he turns 18. He is told this when he is 17 giving him only one year to choose someone that isn’t Keigo while also never having the courage to confess to Keigo. Keigo being a harpy only meant to serve Touya has lost hope since he knows that Touya would never choose a servant harpy over another royal in a year. The two grow apart during this year, trying their best to loose feelings but always failing. Touya’s birthday was in January and it is now December, he has to choose now or else his father will choose for him. Keigo is also turning 17 that December and Touya decides to screw everything and just go for it. On Keigo’s 17th birthday, Touya kisses him and confesses his love for him. Keigo, of course, reciprocates but questions how on earth this would ever work. Touya decides that the both of them running away would be the best option here as once Touya was married off, the palace would have no use for Keigo and likely get rid of him. Touya wants them to runaway to the Harpy kingdom so that Keigo could learn who he was before he was sold off as a child. The only problem they face is someone trying to track them down and bring them back to enji but they don’t have time for that. They have less than a month to gather supplies and figure out routes to travel while also trying to build upon this new found love for one another.

Sorry I will type the other three pieces once I have time but for now here’s this!!

[countrymusiclover]

59 - Red Head From His Past

Part 60

Gemini Runaway

Tag list ask to be added @icefrye19 @secretdreamlandmentality

Klaus and I were sitting out on the balcony listening to the sounds of New Orleans. He had his arms draped over my shoulders with me leaning into his embrace. “Do you remember when Damon and Stefan were worried about Alaric killing you?”

“Yes I do. But I thought we were enjoying the moment together. Not reminiscing about my near death experience." He taunts me in my ear nuzzling his nose into my hair.

Lifting my head up I grumbled back at him and his mouth. "That's not what I meant, Mr. hybrid. What I meant was they talked about you being their sire. What does that mean?"

"Raelyn, you already know about that. After what happened with Finn and Kol don't you?" He made a confused look at me.

"No I don't. Remember I think I was passed out seeing my cousin Kai. So tell me about it please, Nik." Shifting around on his lap I draped my arms around his neck staring into his blue eyes deeply.

He clicked his tongue at me. “Fine, fine. Since me and my siblings are the first vampires in history. Meaning that anyone we turn after with our blood in their system becomes linked to us.”

“So sort of like our linking ring that we had my mother make with your blood and mine mixed together?” I added on understanding what he was saying.

Nik nodded brushing hair behind my ear that had fallen in front of my face. “Yes, my love. Now since I turned say you and Lucien you two are linked to me regardless of the magical ring on your finger. So if I die then you will too.”

“And you can convince me to do anything with the sire bond link.” Biting my lip I began playing with the dog tag necklace he was wearing like always.

Nik wrapped his arms around my waist tugging me closer with our noses up against one another. “But I shall never force you into something you don’t wish for. You are my equal in every way, Raelyn. You bring out the good in me.”

“And you occasionally bring out the bad sides of me. So you are my equal too, Nik.” Leaning forward I kiss him slowly moving my fingers up into his curly hair. He deepens the kiss with his hands pressed on my lower back.

“Nik, we should be worrying about this future that Lucien apparently believes to be true. Cause you and I both know now that our linked blood ring won’t do any good.” Shrugging my shoulders leaning in the doorway with him staring out the balcony window holding a glass of blood.

He slightly looked over his shoulder back to me. “Rae, you have nothing to worry about. In my experience most witches just wish to fill our heads with paranoia. Your life…our lives are perfectly safe.” He sat down the glass vamping over to me grasping his hands in my smaller ones wanting to calm my nerves.

“But what if she was right. What if there is a proficie that will wipe out the last three vampire limes. And take down everyone they turned with them. Lucien has a right to be afraid.” Shaking my head at my husband I hadn’t really been nervous since I had turned.

He reached down, picking up the glass of blood offering it to me. “Raelyn, please enough about a fake vision. Now drink this and go take a stroll through the streets. To clear your head. My other vampires may be worried but you needn’t be.”

“Okay, fine. Come find me later.” I downed the glass sitting it on the table. Leaning up on my toes I kissed his cheek vamping out of the compound. The second I began my walk outside I honestly was feeling better. After we defeated Dahlia we had relaxed up until we knew that my uncle Joshua knew about all of our daughters. The wind blew my hair in my face before I entered a random shop hoping it was a bar only to come in contact with some science beakers and drops of blood on a table with no one to be found.

Glancing around the table I started walking around searching because it seemed weird that no one was in the building in the middle of the day. Resting my hands on the counter I could hear someone moving around in the shadows where I conjured up a freight ball in my hands calling out. “Show yourself before I burn whoever is stalking me!”

“Hmm vigorously threatening someone. You know that reminds me of my lover.” Someone walked out from the shadows pillar where I came to see a woman with red hair and green eyes smirking at me. “Although I must say I am rather more impressed with you. How exactly are you doing a fire spell. Cause I don’t hear a heartbeat on you witch.”

Glaring at the stranger I shoved my fangs with the veins never lowering my fire ball. “Because I am not just a witch anymore. I’m a heretic. Now who the hell are you and why are you in our city?”

“Awe where are my manners. Forgive me, I’m Aurora de Martel and you are?” She smirked in my direction.

Glaring towards the girl I remained standing a few feet away from her. “Raelyn, Raelyn Mikaelson.”

“Ah so Elijah is your husband?” She asked but dropped her smile when I didn’t respond back right before the door behind me opened and someone walked in. “I knew you would find me.”

“Raelyn, get away from her now.” I recognized my husband’s voice making me finally lower the fireball in my hand letting it disappear.

Aurora smiled brightly towards him which made me slightly confused. “Hello, my sweet love.”

“‘Love’, Nik what the hell is she talking about?” I didn’t think myself the jealous type considering he was the only guy I had ever experienced everything with in my life before becoming a vampire. Yet hearing that word made my blood boil.

He moved forward tugging me into his embrace with his gaze shifting weakly down to mine and his voice trailing off in a gentle whisper. “She’s my ex, Rae.” Blinking my eyes a few times I parted my mouth completely unsure of what to say. I mean obviously I knew he had lovers in the thousand years he had been alive but I never dreamt of meeting one.

“A thousand years. Can it really have been so long? Looking at you now, it feels like yesterday.” Aurora crossed her arms over her chest breaking the silence.

“If yesterday were the apocalypse.” Klaus sniped at her.

She tilted her head to the side, smiling foundly. “Are you saying that leaving me felt like the end of the world?”

“Leaving you alive.” He growled at her.

Aurora moved forward closer to the two of us with her gaze dropping down to see the wedding rings on each of our left hands. “Before we keep this conversation we need to discuss how you have betrayed my heart without hesitation obviously. I never thought you would do something so cruel as to choose me over this half beastly witch girl!”

“You will not speak of my wife in such foul words ever again if you wish to keep your tongue in your mouth!” Klaus moved up in her face threatening her with his werewolf eyes of gold.

She raised her head up where he took a step backward from her. “I notice Elijah's not with you. Was he reluctant to tag along?”

“On the contrary. He's been calling me incessantly since I ditched him to find you raving about some ancient secret and the possibility of using your head as a footstool.” He chuckled at her with a wicked smirk on his face.

She chuckled back at him. “Well, I'm sure he would rather have his footstool than have me share that little secret.”

He lifted his head up with me standing behind him not knowing what to say. “Let me guess. In the time between being with me and seeking refuge in the arms of your brother, you slept with mine.”

The red haired vampire replied. “Oh, your accusations are so banal. The truth is, I've never been with your brother, at least not in the way that you think.”

Klaus moved around the counter, never taking his eyes off of her. “Why are you here, Aurora?”

She told him. “The witches here, they celebrate Fete de Kado… Feast of Gifts. It made me remember that very intimate gift we gave each other so long ago.”

Nik leans his palms on the table shifting his gaze to me seeing that I hadn’t said a word. “You've had a thousand birthdays since. If I forgot to send a card, it's because I forgot about you. Is that why you're here, to remind me?”

Aurora scoffed, walking away from him while she spoke fiercely. “I am here for the same reason Lucien and Tristan are... to protect my sire. Now, if you turned me that night like I'd asked, I would be here to protect you, but since you didn't, I need to know where in the hell is Rebekah?”

“Off enjoying her life which is what Nik and I were doing until you and all the other vampires they have sired over the years started showing up. So if you’re so terrified of this vision in this family I suggest that someone start talking about it. Because I don’t want to keep standing around waiting for answers!” I snapped my voice at her stomping up closer to here where our chests were almost pressed up against one another.

Aurora clasped her hand together smiling. “Ah a feisty spirit. I applaud you Niklaus for that. But I still despise that you picked someone else over me after all these years.”

“I’m sorry I have done nothing to you in the short time we have known one another and you already seem to despise me.” I finally moved away from the doorway getting in her face when she vamped around on her feet with us giving the other a death glare.

His former lover flipped her hair heading over to a science beaker pricking her finger drawing blood. “Call me jealous, Raelyn. But I will give you fair warning that he will get you with his charm and promises. But he won’t keep them, he will only break your heart in the end…” She shifted her gaze back to Nik. “You can always catch an insect with the smell of a flower...But it's the smell of blood that draws a carnivore.”

He got closer to her, never breaking his gaze away from her. “And what draws a snake?”

“Ooh, how you loathe me, so certain I've come to do you harm, yet, as I recall, we did plenty of harm to each other, and, if I'm not mistaken, we both rather liked it, didn't we?” She smiled leaning closer to him up on her toes parting her lips. “Do you remember what that first time felt like to be with someone who's every bit as powerful, as tormented, and as cursed as you?”

I felt a sickening feeling in the bottom of my stomach when he got even closer to her leaning his head downward to hers leaving only a small gap between them. “Yes.”

“Look me in the eye and tell me that you haven't thought about what we had every day for the last thousand years. You want to know why I have come? Because after a thousand years of trying to erase your touch, your smell, the taste of your lips...I'm here for you...For this.” Aurora declares closing the gap about to kiss him when he leaned even closer.

I made a noise feeling betrayed until he shoved her against the wall with vampire speed. “You come here to tear my family apart even more. All the while I can see through your tricks and lies about being there for Rebekah. But you need to realize that I no longer care for you.”

Spinning around on my feet my boots made a noise against the floor when I slammed the door behind the pair. Running as fast as I could trying to do it at a human speed. Klaus came outside gently vamping and grabbing my forearm stopping me. “Raelyn, wait. Tell me what's wrong. I didn’t kiss her or anything like that, you saw me.”

“I’m not angry you have an ex. I figured that you did after a thousand years. But what I can’t get over is that you didn’t think to tell me about her.” I snapped at him, beginning to cry lightly while he still held my arm in his grasp.

Klaus released his hold on my arm, raising his hand up towards me. “Raelyn, please let me explain. I don’t care about Aurora. I am in love with you-“

“Don’t give me that lie, Niklaus. I’m heading back to the compound. When you wish to tell me the truth then you know where to find me….invisique.” Holding my hand up I closed my eyes, turning invisible in front of his eyes and vamping away so he wouldn’t see me starting to cry more.

Comments really appreciated ❤️

[alyjojo]

Twin Flame 🔥 Journey - November 2023 - Aries

Your Energy:

2 Pentacles - Knight of Wands - 9 Pentacles

Main Energy: King of Pentacles

Interesting energy for this reading. I’m getting you’re the runner, and you’ve also healed from this connection…which may not have gone too far, at least from your perspective. Your person shows up as someone with deep, genuine emotions for you. You show up as someone kinda shallow, I’M SORRY 😫 All about the Wands, the passion 🔥, the intimacy, let’s get naked and runaway for the weekend, ok good game off to the next adventure, call you whenever. Knight of Wands energy. I’ve had to leave the reading three times to stop this INCESSANT tapping noise from my fan, it never does this and it’s driving me crazy. I’m hearing that applies where this person is concerned, they may have repeated themselves one too many times with you, regarding passion, flirting, not being reliable, acting immature, it drove them insane. This could’ve been a long time ago, Spirit is coming more for your past self than your current one, because if you were still in that energy, you wouldn’t be here. Pffft “Spirits”, right? You’ve awakened to some extent now, probably because you can’t shake this person’s energy and can’t figure out why. Or they’re obsessive and you’re like wow this person is crazy, it’s not that deep 😆 But it kinda is.

I do get that on some level, you may have worked together or competed at work, through your work. Who is better, who makes more money, who has the higher position, the better degree, etc. Like a dick measuring contest with this person, instead of an emotional connection, and not for them, for you. Either you’re both completely unaware you’re Twins, or just you are, and they know you are. Someone came to this reading expecting someone else, possibly more than one of you.

There’s still a lot of work for you to do before reconciling is even possible…maybe. King of Pentacles shows your energy as someone who is very successful in their career, you’re probably someone with authority in whatever you do, a logical practical person that makes solid decisions when it comes to finances and money. But, emotionally? Knight of Wands 💯 You’ve pondered over the past, and don’t feel anything, just how many people you’ve slept with, who would still be down for some action today? Who could you call and send some flirty text to, and they’d respond? Someone new maybe? You don’t see that as a lesson to learn and move away from, and with South Node Sagittarius, this is someone that comes into life acting like they know everything, trying to teach, but often lacking the knowledge (learning - Gemini) to do so or bsing their way through any challenges - successfully! Because Sag is very convincing, hard to not like, and naturally very lucky. Whatever you’ve done, whatever tactics you’ve used, have worked for you up to this point, so why would you change them now?

Because that’s the journey 💯 Not even the Twin journey, that’s the reason, the “purpose” for living. Right now you’re financially secure, single, happily so, probably at the top of your game. Now you will start to move away from that. Possibly traveling due to your work, somewhere else. Distance will likely make the heart grow fonder. Up to now, you’ve viewed success in terms of career, and love stuff took a backseat. I don’t see bad things happening to your career no. South Node 10th is more like you’ve learned this, you’re comfortable here, now it’s about where you’re going. Gemini 4th. That’s a student energy, learning, having to, about things like family, children, the past, the bonds that made you, the home and what that means to you. Childhood. What feels like “home?” What makes you comfortable inside, fills your heart? Taking things more seriously when it comes to love, building a solid foundation for a home, and who of these temporary bitches you’ve played around with that could fill that role 😆 Probably not many. This person 💯 you’ve slept on. Something will likely happen to trigger this, a message, being nosy and seeing what they’re up to online, somehow you’ll be jolted into an awakening.

Their Energy:

4 Swords rev - 5 Wands - Ace of Pentacles

Main Energy: 5 Cups

This person has healed, showing time has gone by since whatever happened between you two, but at one point they were deeply sad, devastated even, that there was no real opportunity being offered from you. It was a Tower, they never expected this betrayal from you. 10 Swords & Queen of Wands at the bottom, that’s you. You may have betrayed them for money, maybe at work. This could have to do with their self worth and feeling emotionally damaged from you due to this competitive “bigger dick” sort of back and forth battle with you. 4 Swords is describing the hurt they felt from King of Pentacles rev, that’s what describes you to them. This is someone that judges a person based on their social status, wealth, career, income, superficial shit, and looking down on them or treating them like less because they couldn’t measure up to your “standards”. Whew. That’s hard to experience. They don’t have what you have, and they don’t measure up in the way you’d expect (or demand) your partner to be. They could’ve lost a job because of you, for someone. Or if they did lose a job, money, some financial opportunity, not even because of you, they still felt like you treated them badly over it.

They could’ve fought you when you left, you may have left without saying a word, or letting them say anything. You had plenty of options to make you happy, why bother with this person that can’t even meet your standards? Next. There’s probably been silence ever since. Their life took a turn for the better after this though, Ace of Pentacles is the chance they lost with you, found with someone else. King of Cups, their energies match, and this is probably a soulmate they’re going to choose long-term. 9 Cups is wish fulfillment, they’re healing the pain, mopping up the blood from this battle with you, appreciating them, unconditionally loving them, they’re healed.

Mutual Energy/What is Mirrored:

King of Cups - 8 Swords - Queen of Cups

Main Energy: The Moon

Both of you are afraid to reconnect, especially this person, because they’re happy now. Their new person would be very sad if they tried to connect with you, and their hands are tied because they’re not going to do that. Your hands are tied because you already know this, if you even suspect this is your Twin in the first place. Even if you say something, they’ll feel like you should’ve done that a long time ago. They have 4 Wands & 2 Cups now, they could live with this person, be engaged, have built a home together and are mutually in love, stable & happy. That’s what’s going to trigger the North Node energy, vs the South Node career mode you’ve been in who knows how long. You won career, they won love. Their messages indicate you’ve had multiple lifetimes together, and for them this is karmic Justice. I don’t see a reconciliation on the horizon for you, but a spiritual awakening - absolutely, and this person is likely to be the one to trigger that, which is what Twin Flame journeys are all about. Even if you don’t “win” the person, you wake up to the deeper meanings in life, past behaviors and hurts that need review and healing, maturing, changing, and that’s the whole point as far as Spirit’s concerned. We have many soulmates, but only one Twin. 4 Cups rev at the bottom shows this being the one that got away. Sending you lots of love Aries, there are others, they probably won’t come in during the thick of this transformation though…but on the other side.

Karmic Cards:

SOUTH NODE - SAGITTARIUS - 10TH HOUSE

- There will not be insights to understand your destiny.

- Anxiety about the wisdom of where you’re going.

- Trouble resulting from the understanding of your career.

Messages:

You:

- I need a BREAK from this.

- I want to approach you but don’t know HOW.

Them:

- In every lifetime, I always come back to you.

- Going in different directions.

Love Oracle:

You: SEDUCTION 💋

- Attraction, Teasing, Hooking Up, Date

- Third-Party

- Temptation

Them: LOVE ❤️

- Unconditional Love

- Self-Love & Wholeness

- Affection & Attraction

- Selflessness

Possible Signs:

Any/all signs possible. Heavy water 💦 Cancer, Pisces, Scorpio, Capricorn & Virgo

[neuroticboyfriend]

Tysm for the post about how interests are fine as long as they make you happy and don't have to be "productive", it's something I already know but even still I've been feeling kind of guilty about it recently. My own interest is Really Strong, like, to the point that I fully want to and would, in a heartbeat, commit my entire life to it, and it's just. Tough to not feel guilty when it's a pretty stereotypical fandom interest and not the kind of thing that's really "productive" in any way.

Anyways, I will also take the opportunity to just infodump about my interest, since you offered! Not too much, I already have an entire group I can talk about it with (pros of doing things for my interest, I mod the server for it <3) but it's still special to tell people about an interest when they don't know anything about it!

Basically, I'm just really obsessed with this fantasy webseries, it's so special to me in so many ways and I adore it on such a deep level. We've only got the first season so far, but that one season alone is so fun and good.

There's two main characters, a human guy who's never left his hometown before because his dad is super overprotective and the mysterious elf guy he finds in the woods around town one day who's a runaway from a corrupt institution ruled by a tyrant god-king. The series is basically them adventuring around together, it's got both strong comedy and a super interesting and emotional story!

But the thing that has me the most wild about this series, and this is going to be hard to explain out of context but I'll try my best. Is that. The two of them run into a person (they're canonically nonbinary, another cool thing) who used to be the elf's best friend (and heavily implicitly, romantic partner) in a new town they go to. They're an antagonist at first, because they still work for the corrupt institution that the elf ran away from, but the three of them do start to work together and get along, and. They all start feeling very polyamorous around this point. Nothing is explicitly canon yet, but they flirt with both of the main characters, the three of them get into a lot of stereotypically romantic situations (ie: the three of them do have dinner together at a fancy restaurant at one point to get to know each other better), and all three of them are shown to deeply care about each other in a way that feels like it's not quite solely platonic. And in addition, the showrunners are loudly supportive of shipping them too! Not to mention that the throuple is the most popular ship in the fandom, and it's super rare to see someone who only ships two of the three together without the third, to the point where I haven't really actually met anyone who does anymore. It's just so special and comforting to me that the fandom is a space where polyamory is not just accepted, but supported.

Sorry if this ask is super long, I'm horrible at trying to be brief lol-

Yooo thats awesome!!! Ive been wanting to get into webseries for a bit actually, but I never know what ones to read. Would you mind sharing the name of this one, cause it sounds really cool and like something id be interested in!

[jojomaxine]

Runaway Donatello and Verdena

TW: Violence and angst

Verdena/green baby murderer AU

Donatello curled up on his bed. 

Crappy hotel bed. They had money, tons of it. Pucci had given it to Verdena before parting ways. But better hotels asked for both of their IDs and Donatello didn't have a fake one. Then again, it would just be a waste of money. Verdena needed it if she wanted to start a life outside of America, not to spend it on useless rooms that didn't last more than two days before they moved again.

And so he grabbed at the crappy bed sheets of the crappy bed of this crappy hotel as he fought to swallow the tears, while Verdena was outside doing whatever she found so interesting in the forest behind the hotel.

It was one of those days. One of those days where his chest hurt so much he had to grab the fabric of his shirt to control the pain, one of those days his mind wouldn't stop reminding him how much he missed his life. How much he missed Rykiel, and Ungalo. His annoying brothers whom he felt complete with. God, even Dio. What he'd give to have another meaningless fight with his father just to laugh cruelly together about some stupid thing a few minutes later.

But most of all... he missed Pucci. He missed his fake love kisses. He missed his gentle touch. He missed his annoying preaching, his egocentric smirks. 

Donatello could have none of it now. He left it behind when he decided to protect Verdena. And even if he gave up and decided to come back, Pucci was not there to await him. Pucci was dead. Dio would never forgive him for backing Verdena, and he would barely see his brothers cause he would be in fucking prison for running away with this fucking monster.

The day he found out Pucci had died was only after around two months since they ran away. Verdena's case updates came out in the news in the hotel television and as if it was an irrelevant extra detail they mentioned Verdena's father, another victim of her —as well as accomplice— had been found dead on a beach after running away from the hospital.

Pucci hadn't called for help. He just let himself bleed to death. Those were his intention since the very start of this living hell, yet Donatello didn't notice it when they last said goodbye. He regretted it everyday, and after finding it out everyday besides Verdena was harder and harder.

Donatello couldn't hold it back anymore. He sobbed into the pillow once and it was all it took for him to break down. His body shook and the helpless crying made the noises of his mouth come out broken. 

There was no escape. No running out of his current life. He cried, sniffed and felt like he could breathe. 

He missed Pucci. He wanted to see him. Why was he dead? Why did he leave? Why did he let himself die? Why?

Donatello curled up more into himself, his limbs twitching and shaking uncontrollably.

He didn't hear the door open or close. He only noticed Verdena had gotten into the room after his uneven breathing calmed down enough to feel someone was watching him.

Donatello's eyes burned as he fought to keep them open, and they were red and swollen when he turned around to face Verdena in the other bed. He wiped his nose with the back of his hand. 

He didn't care he looked pathetic. Nothing could be as bad or humiliating as being Verdena, a fucking sentientless monster. Who was she to judge?

"Are you in control again?" She didn't laugh at him, but she didn't show any feelings either. Her voice was the same hollow than ever. "We have to go soon. We've been here for three days. The check out is in an hour."

Donatello's teeth clenched. He looked at Verdena with resentment and hate. When he had this breakdowns he used to be alone. Her being in front of him was dangerous. He'd get angry. He'd begin talking about what they ignored most of the time.

"Fuck off. Leave me alone. We'll go when I say so." 

Verdena didn't reply. Just stared at him. With her piercing red eyes and her fucking evil face. She didn't move from her place.

"I told you to fuck off." Donatello finally sat on the bed as he spit with anger, still sniffing. The tears were still falling from his eyes. 

Verdena's lip curled in disgust, but she ignored him again.

"How can you not feel guilty. He loved you. You're a monster," Donatello began.

"No. Don't start," her eyes sharpened, legs moving. She was getting ready to get up. Oh no, he wouldn't let her off. She didn't want to move two seconds ago and now she wanted to escape this? Donatello didn't have that choice. He wouldn't leave it to her either.

"Don't move a fucking finger, Verdena," he stood up slightly curved. His brown bangs partially covered one of his eyes . "I should take the phone and call Dio. He'd come here within the day and cut you piece by piece."

"So he would do to you," Verdena warned, not intimidated even a bit. She got up. "I'll come back when you stop your tantrum."  

She turned back. Before she could go Donatello grabbed her wrist and pushed her to the side. She stumbled with the bedside table and had to hold onto it to not fall. This time, she managed to look surprised. Donatello had never hit her or pushed her around until now.

Verdena looked back at Donatello with indignation. "If you hate me so much then leave me. I can handle myself. It's been six months and you're still crying about it like a baby. Get over it, Donatello."

Donatello's hand trembled from rage. He was losing control over himself at a scary pace.

"Six months is nothing, you fucking psychopathic bitch. But what would you know? You never gave a shit about anyone but yourself."

"That's not what I mean, you fucking donkey. Dio isn't gonna find me at this point. We're a few stops away and then I'll be living my 'happy ever after' in Mexico." There was so much poison in her voice. Donatello couldn't stand it. "You can leave me and go back to your pathetic life. No one is forcing you to be here."

Fuck. His sight was blurry again. "That's what he wanted."

"He doesn't want anything. He's dead."

That was it. 

Her eyes opened big in alarm as Donatello went for her neck with his hands. She took the small lamp from the table and jumped to the side. When Donatello aimed for her again she hit him in the face with it, getting him to back off.

Verdena grabbed her small backpack and ran towards the door. She only made it into the hallway before Donatello grabbed her from the hood and yanked her back. Hand closed around her short hair and yanked her again until he hit her head against the hallway wall. 

She gasped, stunned.

"Donate–"

Donatello stamped the girl with his knee in the middle of the stomach and watched her cry and fall to the ground. She curled into herself, hair locks disheveled and teeth clenching in pain and rage. Blood fell from Donatello's nose into her clothes, making him look even more deranged.

"W-what do you think you're doing, y-you dirty do–"

He kicked her again before she could finish. He wouldn't let her talk. 

Verdena coughed and curled more, and before she could cover her head Donatello stepped on her face.

"This is nothing. This isn't pain compared to what you did to him." He let her breath for a second before stepping down on her again. Hard. She cried, hand weakly trying to grab and stop his leg. "You chunked his fucking arm like an animal! You pierced through his skin with a kitchen knife more than twenty times!" 

He let go of the teenager's head and kicked her back in the middle. She writhed again, and covered her head quickly, hiding her face.

Verdena betrayed his father. Even though Pucci loved her. Covered for her. Risked everything. Pucci had loved her more than anything in the world. More than he could ever have loved Donatello in his sweetest dreams. More than he did love Dio, or Perla. More than his own life. 

Donatello cried, but this time his eyes were full of hate. He kicked again, but he could no longer hear a response sound.

He backed a few steps and breathed agitated, looking down at the motionless girl. 

He leaned into the wall and even though he knew he was standing, it was as if his mind faded out for a few minutes.

His limbs trembled but his breathing was controlled again. He looked.

She wasn't moving. 

Did he...?

A small sniffing sound came from Verdena. Her arm moved and Donatello catched a glimpse of her eyes. She was crying, but Donatello knew it was the pain. She didn't have any other reason to cry. She had no feelings. No remorse. No word could hurt her.

His back slid on the wall until he too fell into the ground. He looked into the ceiling, blankly. A small, weak voice made him come back. His face was dark and eyes hollow when he looked at the whimpering girl.

"I didn't r-realy. Want to hurt him." Verdena gasped. Her eyes were tearful and she looked frustrated. Speaking hurt her. Good. "I just wanted t-to feel something."

[nayfem]

who was the first character out of the runaways you created ? ^^

and who’s your favourite story wise? :) (no spoilers though‼️🙏)

sorry for taking months to answer this, i really wanted to wait until i could do a DEEEEP dive for some files (this is a long post)

to answer your second question: my favorite character story wise is probably Cliff and Grace ?! its a cheat answer cuz i just answers 2 characters but idk i love writing them, their dynamic is so fun and cute, im so excited to post abt their new designs and story teehee

to answer your first question:

these three from around may of 2022!!! theres a fourth, but i cant find the drawing for the life of me. from left to right:

Eurus

Notus

Zephyrus

(Boreas was the forth.)

you might be asking "Hey who the fuck are these people" and that is a valid question because i dont draw them ever!!

the idea for Runaways started with these guys- first as a story about these gods and their family dynamic, but it quickly evolved into a whole world (MCU style) about superheroes.

i wanted to make one comic and then expand- starting with these gods. but as soon as i made the next character in the story... i knew what i had done (brain rot)

although that answers your question, i have more to say (unfortunately)

the comic was going to end with Eurus turning into a villain- a misunderstood villain but a villain nonetheless. she was going to form a found family group and thats when i created a familiar face...

Grace Xu.

actually, Grace came about when i thought of the name Grave Force. i thought Grace suited the name, and she was going to have basically the same powers as Anna today (her skin would put you into a coma.)

but, then i started crafting another character...

Casper Wright! an invisible thief that would steal supplies for the group.

after that, it snowballed into a whole cast of characters, and eventually the wind gods fading into the background and i havent really touched them since.

heres the first ever drawing i did of Anna, when i started figuring out that she was gonna be Grave Force, and not Grace. i quickly figured out i wanted Grace to act as a main character, and started working on the other crew!

Cliff Phoenix when he was still called "Clint"

he was the muscle of the group, with his signature flame thrower. he was kind of a himbo back then, i still see him as a himbo but at least now hes not dumb.

back then, the gadgets the group had were made by Casper, or at least thats what i planned on. i much prefer Cliff being the gadget maker of the group!

this was my first ever draft of everyone together; a quick sketch of their heads and pride flags!

from left to right:

Grace Xu

Casper Wright

Cliff Phoenix (i need to bring back his gray streak </3)

Val Romero

Anna Xu (yes she was a ginger.. and white (Grace was her half sister at this time))

Val was a really interesting character and what i thought would start the comic!! the idea was have the group go to a really fancy party looking for a "kid" in danger.

her name would have either been Psyche! (like haha gotcha) or Mirage. their power was to create a hallucination of sorts- she could make herself appear to be the persons type (either romantically or someone they took pity on) and then rob them lol. thats why the group thought it was a kid- someone saw a child enter a shady car and speed off to a upper class party.

i still wish i couldve found a way to put her in the story. honestly, ive been redoing the Runaways story and designs, and when i work on the villains i'll definitely find a spot for them!!!

thank you for the ask my dear friend, you have increased my brain rot <;3 /pos

[govindhtech]

NBA 2K25 Arcade Edition, Balatro+ To Apple Arcade Games

Apple Arcade

Eight titles, including NBA 2K25 Arcade Edition and Balatro+, are added to Apple Arcade. Apple Arcade is expanding its library of over 200 entertaining games with eight new additions. With no in-app purchases or advertisements, the newest collection of games provides something for the whole family, from thrilling deck-building games to competitive sports titles.

Three new games have been added to the service today: Puzzle Sculpt, an Apple Vision Pro spatial puzzle, Monster Train+, and NFL Retro Bowl ’25, the first NFL-licensed game available on the platform.

Every month, the service is updated with new games and material. Starting on September 26th, users will have the opportunity to construct their dream deck and take on challenging tasks with the 2024 deck-building phenomenon Balatro+. Playable on iPhone, iPad, Mac, Apple TV, and Apple Vision Pro, Balatro+ will be part of the Arcade subscription service.

NBA 2K returns on October 3rd, promising players another thrilling season as they step up their game in NBA 2K25 Arcade Edition. This year, 2K enthusiasts may check out the redesigned Greatest Mode and The Neighborhood. In addition, subscribers may operate their own cat café in Furistas Cat café+, cook up a good time with some adorable furry companions in Food Truck Pup+, and smash their way through realms beyond their wildest dreams in Smash Hit+.

A family of up to six people may enjoy unlimited access to every game in the Apple Arcade library with just one membership, so you can all play these fantastic games together.

Playstack and LocalThunk’s Balatro+

LocalThunk, a lone developer, produced this hypnotically delightful roguelike deck builder with a focus on poker, which Playstack released. Joker cards and poker hands are combined by players to create a variety of builds and synergies, each with their own special powers. The objective is to find secret bonus hands and decks while gathering enough chips to defeat cunning blinds. In Balatro+’s unique psychedelic environment, defeat the boss blind, uphold the last stand, and win all set to a surreal and retro-futuristic synthwave music.

NBA 2K25 Arcade Edition

Image Credit To Apple

NBA 2K25 Arcade Edition is where legends are built, as The Neighborhood makes its mobile premiere. Unlock side missions, meet the top players in the league, and compete against friends in one-on-one or three-on-three games on Game Center. As they advance in their professions and refine their talents via competitive play, Apple Arcade players have access to a brand-new space that blends indoor and outdoor streetball courts and businesses thanks to this completely navigable hoop culture paradise.

Not only will they rule the court, but The Neighborhood as well. New character customization options, upgrades to My career and The Association, and a redesigned Greatest Mode that lets players relive some of their favorite ballers’ career-defining moments are all included in the game.

GAME START’s Food Truck Pup+

With the top canine chefs in town, players can cook up a fantastic time. With the bright pixel visuals of the game, work hard to build a delicious worldwide crêpe company from the bottom up and see it come to life. In this heartwarming game, players may also take pleasure in creating their own stores, choosing fashionable clothing, and even employing other dogs as part-timers to support the growth of their companies.

Cat Cafe+ Furistas by Runaway Play

Image Credit To Apple

Gamers may add more cats to their collection by matching adorable kittens with the perfect foster parents and providing them with happiness. Because every café may be customized from top to bottom, gamers can let their imaginations run wild and create unique and welcoming environments. These adorable kittens will win over gamers’ hearts with every endearing exchange they have.

Smash Hit+ by Mediocre AB

Smash Hit+ is a game that uses force, concentration, and pure willpower to take players on immersive adventures where they must move in time with the music and discover new methods to use destructive physics. The game’s 50 distinct chambers and 11 graphic styles provide an unmatched visual experience that motivates players to commit to overcoming the difficult challenges that lie ahead of them.

Apple Arcade Games

Image Credit To Apple

Players may anticipate significant improvements to popular arcade games like Wylde Flowers, Sonic Dream Team, Outlanders 2: Second Nature, Hello Kitty Island Adventure, and many more in addition to new games.

Wylde Flowers by Studio Drydock: In today’s highly anticipated mystical Creatures update, players will endeavor to uncover the mystical mysteries concealed under Fairhaven’s lighthouse and restore it to its former splendor.

Sonic Dream Team by SEGA HARDlight: On September 12, players may get 16 new abilities, such as stomp and air slice, by running and jumping into new objectives and locations in the Tails Challenge. Jukebox mode, which enables users to unlock and gather music songs from all across the Dream World, is also included in this version.

Pomelo Games’ Outlanders 2: Second Nature: On September 17, players will get to know Jelena, the tenacious mayor of a little village in the Winterlands at the foot of a massive mountain. Together with three new levels with brand-new structures and crops, Jelena also delivers a fresh narrative.

The island adventure Hello Kitty by Sunblink and Sanrio: Players may reach the new City Town area on a separate island on September 18, when a mystery boat emerges off the coast of Friendship Island. There, a new character is ready to show everyone around.

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[chcrrybcmbs]

weeks   pass   and   i   never   grow   tired   ,   cause   i   never   said   never   and   i   barely   ever   lie   .   

      ◜    &. ›    𝙳𝙾𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙴𝚁    。

𝗼𝗻𝗲:      𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤      𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯      .

                full      name:  roxanne   grace   presley.    alias:       roxii  ,  baby  presley  .      age:   twenty   five.    date      of      birth:   december   fourth.    place    of    birth:  memphis   ,   tennessee.    hometown:   clearwater   ,   florida.      current      residence:  los   angeles   ,   california.      nationality:  american.      languages      spoken:  english  ,  some  spanish.  gender:  cis   woman.      pronouns:   she   /   her.      orientation:  pansexual   ,   panromantic.      relationship      status:  single  /  it's  complicated.    education:  dropped  out  of  univeristy  of  southern  california  after  sophmore  year  .  occupation:   only  fans  creator  ,  reality  tv  star  ,  brand  owner  ,  sole  heir  to  graceland  estate.

  𝘁𝘄𝗼:      𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺      𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴      .

                ethnicity:   english   ,   scottish   ,  french  ,   german  ,  norweigan.    financial      status:  upper   class.  father:  timothy  carmicheal.    nationality:  canadian.      occupation:  guitarist  for  blink  182  .      mother:  lila   jane  presley  .      nationality:   american.      occupation:   singer  and  songwriter.     siblings:  a  brother.    pets:   luna  and  cash   –   two   goldendoodle  puppy  .      deeper      dive:      click      here.

  𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲:      𝘱𝘩𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭      &      𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺      𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘴      .

                height:  5  foot  7  inches.      weight:   125  pounds.      hair:  brunette  with  straight  locks  that  go  just  past  her  shoulders.    eyes:  blue   eyes.      voice:   think  kourtney  kardashian's  voice.    traits:   lively  ,  confident  ,  motivated  ,  scheming  ,  cruel  ,  unstable.      zodiac:  sagitarrius.    deadly   sin:  envy.    heavenly   virtue:  charity. 

        ◜    &. ›    𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳    。

born   in   memphis   ,   tennessee   to   two   high   profile   musicans   :   timothy   and   lila   jane   met   and   their   whirlwind   romance   was   immediate   .   having   children   so   early   into   their   relationship   was   never   the   plan   but   then   they   had   roxanne   and   a   couple   years   later   her   younger   brother   .   it   became   clear   rather   early   on   her   parents   were   never   meant   to   have   children   together   ,   with   drastically   different   parenting   styles   roxanne   and   her   brother   often   found   themselves   at   the   center   of   their   parents   arguments   .   to   the   point   where   it   was   inevitable   for   her   to   start   to   believe   she   was   the   issue   –   that   her   parents   would   be   happier   if   they   didn't   have   children   .   she'd   never   admit   that   but   she   internalized   a   need   for   attention   and   overpouring   approval   due   to   this   .   

it   was   around   the   age   of   seven   that   her   mother   uprooted   roxanne   and   her   brother   and   the   three   of   them   moved   to   florida   with   her   mom's   new   boyfriend   .   she   hated   this   new   man   in   her   mothers   life   and   at   every   chance   she   had   ran   off   to   be   with   her   dad   ,   it   started   off   as   going   to   her   dads   for   the   summer   then   she'd   just   leave   randomly   throughout   the   year   .   it   got   to   the   point   her   stepdad   had   filed   several   runaway   reports   throughout   roxanne's   teen   years   but   they   never   went   very   far   given   she   was   simply   running   off   to   be   with   her   father   who   had   just   as   much   custody   of   her   as   her   mother   .   while   she   was   with   her   dad   ,   life   was   just   more   enjoyable   :   being   introduced   to   celebrities   ,   vip   treatment   at   concerts   ,   no   curfew   she   was   able   to   simply   live   life   apposed   to   when   she   was   back   home   in   florida   and   was   on   a   strict   schedule   .  when   it   came   time   to   graduate   highschool   she   agreed   to   go   to   college   ,   like   her   mom   and   step   -   father   wanted   but   only   if   it   was   on   her   terms   which   meant   attending   school   in   california   .   that   fall   she   officially   moved   across   the   country   and   onto   the   usc   campus   .   joining   the   universities   cheerleading   team   as   she'd   spent   most   of   her   life   on   an   elite   cheerleading   team   in   florida   it   seemed   more   natural   than   trying   out   something   else   .   her   time   at   usc   was   more   fun   than   educational   :   partying   more   than   studying   to   the   point   rolling   stone   did   an   entire   article   dubbing   her   the   countries   biggest   party   girl   .   the   attention   that   came   with   the   article   brought   her   social   media   following   up   in   numbers   she   could   have   never   expected   and   in   an   attempt   to   capitalize   on   the   attention   she   was   getting   she   did   what   everyone   at   that   time   was   seemingly   doing   –   created   an   onlyfans   account   .   it   started   out   fairly   innocent   but   like   everything   in   her   life   the   attention   she   garnered   from   it   led   her   to   ramping   up   the   content   . 

her   little   secret   only   stayed   underwraps   for   so   long   and   when   the   school   found   out   ,   she   was   given   an   ultimatum   :   get   rid   of   her   onlyfans   or   get   kicked   from   the   cheerleading   team   .   roxanne   didn't   do   well   with   ultimatums   unless   she   was   the   one   giving   them   out   and   so   she   dropped   out   of   usc   entirely   just   months   before   her   junior   year   was   set   to   begin   .   her   step   -   father   attempted   to   cut   her   off   as   a   form   of   punishment   but   that   only   made   her   dad   ,   who   she   was   now   living   with   in   beverly   hills   double   her   allowance   .   her   father   notably   claiming   rather   publicly   "   no   man   will   ever   lower   my   daughters   way   of   life   "   ,   it   was   the   first   time   the   public   was   privy   to   just   how   much   privilege   roxanne   had   access   to   at   her   fingertips   . 

in   2019   ,   she   hooked   up   with   a   cast   member   of   vanderpump   rules   and   it   wasn't   too   long   afterwards   that   she   was   approached   by   bravo   producers   to   join   the   show   –   with   one   condition   ,   work   at   sur   .   truthfully   the   closest   thing   to   having   a   job   roxanne   had   ever   had   was   onlyfans   and   she   didn't   have   to   answer   to   anyone   .   the   idea   of   a   job   made   her   sick   to   her   stomach   but   when   her   father   encouraged   it   ,   claiming   it'd   be   a   good   experience   ,   she   listened   .   she   always   listened   to   her   dad   ,   her   only   voice   of   reason   .   while   she   became   a   main   cast   member   rather   quickly   it   only   came   out   recently   that   unlike   her   fellow   castmates   she   only   worked   one   day   a   week   if   filming   wasn't   taking   place   .   she   hasn't   actually   clocked   in   for   a   shift   at   sur   in   over   a   year   .     

while   still   working   at   sur   ,   roxanne   announced   she   would   be   coming   out   with   a   clothing   brand   –   her   real   passion   .   alo   yoga   ,   an   athletic   apparel   brand   that   she   had   been   working   on   since   she   was   in   highschool   .   only   ever   having   a   boutique   in   clearwater   ,   florida   before   the   big   launch   of   the   brand   .   her   connections   with   celebrities   has   boosted   the   brand   exponentially   .   she's   enroute   to   billionaire   status   ,   maybe   forbes   will   even   refer   to   her   as   a   self   -   made   billionaire   .                                      

  ◜    &. ›    𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽𝚂    。

001   .   in   2022   it   was   decided   in   a   court   case   that   when   the   time   comes   roxanne   will   be   the   sole   heir   to   her   grandfather's   estate   ,   graceland   ,   in   memphis   tennessee   .   this   court   case   was   mentioned   during   season   6   of   vanderpump   rules   .  

002   .   she   has   a   bit   of   a   mean   streak   and   will   do   /   say   just   about   anything   to   get   what   she   wants   .   although   she's   managed   to   even   convince   herself   whenever   she's   ruthless   it's   somehow   for   the   other   person   involves   best   interest   .  

003   .   cut   off   her   brother   in   the   last   few   months   after   he   made   a   scene   at   sur   (   all   captured   on   the   show   ,   although   it   has   not   aired   yet   /   would   love   her   brother   as   a   wc   )   .