#and so many more girlies i wanna put but that was all my 10

[purrpletiger]

GO GIRLIES WOOO!!

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

[puckpocketed]

So do you actually believe PLD is a good player or is that part of the bit?

The PLD Post

i spent a good 2 days giggling about this to friends. i cant tell if ur a curious caps fan, a person who knows me from my other teams, a disgruntled kings fan (i’ve mostly ruled this out because im pretty sure i know all of the active ones on here) or WHAT. but i’m laughing. the tone of this ask is hilarious and vaguely accusatory but i will take it in good faith and answer <3 tl;dr yes and no. he’s better than people think he is rn, but he’s likely never going to live up to the potential of his tools unless something . idk. recalibrates his entire being. who knows!

i was working on something longer and more complex but i thought about it for more than 5 seconds and i REFUSE to go hockey-bro mode and pull out the microstats and i don’t wanna make this into a full on PLD manifesto. so. caps girlies (gn) HERE are your adoption papers under the cut!

if you are looking at pierre luc dubois who is 6’4 + 220lb and thinking “Oh he’s a power forward” i have to inform you he is in fact THEEE smallest mouse to ever play hockey in the whole world and in all of history. he sips nectar out of a thimble and sleeps curled up in a match box and goes fishing in a boat made from nutshells and twigs . he’s big, but he sort of plays small.

this is not necessarily a bad thing — he relies on foot speed and skill over hitting.

he can throw hits but prefers to stick check. he leverages his big frame to guard the puck and to defend, and it makes him simultaneously VERY effective and very much what i like to call a Nexus Of Crime. he is either drawing ten thousand penalties because people have to do something to stop him from driving the net with speed OR he is taking ten thousand penalties because he gets eager in the corners.

PLUS he’s huge and refs do just assume he’s committing a crime when they can’t see what’s going on <3 hence, Nexus Of Crime! if there’s a penalty he’s probably involved LMAO

not a “dirty” player by any means. not physical unless he decides he wants to. and there is no violence inside of him unless he’s deeply horsebonded to his team <- IMPORTANT re; playoffs aspirations. you won’t see him put himself on the line simply for the love of the game, he HAS to be committed to the team.

to be committed to his team… i’m honestly not sure what that takes. i’d guess a combination of knowing his role on the ice and in the locker room (this was very unclear on lak) consistency of messaging from coaches (also seemed to be an issue on lak)

i know nothing about caps coaching or management or the team vibes but i’m sure you can fix him <3 i’m ready to fall in love and ride this team to the sunset

this failhorse will NOT shoot the puck and if he does it will be the saddest soggiest most pathetic shot you’ve ever seen. you will tear your hair out in chunks if you watch him expecting an elite goalscorer.

he’s a pass-first guy. likes to drop pass! likes to drive play from the middle but is also capable of getting pucks off the boards. he needs a finisher on his wing. i could pull up stats here, there are stats to be pulled up, but i know this in my HEART from watching dozens of kings games: he would have had 10-15 more points easily if he wasn’t stapled to the 3rd line and had better finishers. many times i watched him tee up a very good opportunity only for his guy to miss the net or fan or just get knocked off the puck

individually, he thrives in front of the net. his ass is fat and he’s about to use it to screen the goalie. hes good at catching loose pucks in the crease to send them home <3 see his performance at worlds. he scored basically all of his goals right up there!!

most media coverage/narratives will tell you his point production dropped off bc of effort (which is true) but even the MOST resentful kings watchers will say pld wasn’t given his best shot playing with inexperienced+fringe nhlers, being line shuffled the moment he got a bit comfortable, and also not getting ANY net front time on the lak pp. i factor this into all my judgements of his performance.

He’s def earned his diva rep LMAO!! this is personal opinion here but he seems like a sensitive and easily rattled little clam… like he will have a couple of bad shifts and if there’s nobody there to shake him out of it he’ll lose his grasp on the game and play like shit <3 a rolling joke on kingstwt was figuring out which PLD we were getting that game, and you could tell by his 5th if he was switched on or off!!

they hate him for this but EYE think this is nothing new for athletes and if he can consistently stay in the zone he’ll probably be pretty good. mental fortitude of a wet tissue my beloved….

moving onto the Vibes section!! he was always good humoured in media availability and didn’t shy away from scrums even when public opinion soured against him and critiques of both his hockey and his character had reached a fever pitch. i like this about him. he always gave authentic answers and tried his best to accomodate them, and never hid behind his captains.

he gets along quite well with teammates despite the narratives. no seriously!! some of the the kings had a hang out during off-season right before they went to worlds!! there’s bisexual lighting!!!!

there’s interviews from old jets teammates that are just like. “he used to turn up at my house with his dog and text IM HERE with no warning and that’s how we became friends” or “his obsession with euro soccer teams bewitched me”. he had control of the aux cord. he was a den mother and planned group gatherings. a genuine sweetheart to every teammate he’s ever had!!

I don’t think he’s some. idk. secret 100 point producing star 1C. but i truly believe with the right environment he’ll probably hit 60 points again.

thank you for your time if you made it this far and i hope to see you all in the trenches (caps lb) next season 👍

[almightygremlinblob]

Gojo Satoru HCs - Canon & Fanon!

⚠️CONTENT WARNINGS:⚠️ None, for the first part. Under the cut is when stuff gets weird. So minors and those uncomfy with anything remotely sexual don't click the "Keep Reading/Read More"! Will put another warning, tho. Just in case.

This is for my fellow Gojo girlies, platonic and romantic, because WOOOW 261 MAN. Sukuna's up next and then I'll probably dip again lmao. 💅🏽✨

Word Count: 855

Gojo Satoru HCs - Canon Gojo

A mix of HCs and character analysis, if Imma be honest.

1.) His arrogance is an act - both to himself and to others; although a part of him IS actually crazy. He grew up a spoiled rich kid, yes, but the weight of what he represented in the Jujutsu world has been ingrained in him since…well, he could conceptualize things. He is the strongest, and as such he is responsible for the world's safety (at least against curses) - it is in danger if he isn't. He's the strongest because he also HAS to be. 2.) Is definitely a boy dad to his students - guy OR girl. Though, like Nanami, he does try to make sure his female students feel comfortable around him; he's just more obnoxious about it. Not condescending...just obnoxious. Calls out and makes fun of the male students that make the girls uncomfortable, gives them more breaks if they specify that it's their time of them month and they need it, calls them a cab he can monitor to get them home safe (though he does this for all of his students, to be fair), or other stuff along the likes of that. 3.) Bisexual and Demiromantic, but his first and currently only love was Geto. 4.) Is apathetic to the weak because thinking about them would only weigh him down. Moreso than Suguru's betrayal, I think the deaths of his friends - who were arguably the weaker ones - really solidified in his mind just how important it was to be the strongest because it was so personal to him. The more he cares about the weak, the more he thinks about that instead of BEING it - it's an unnecessary weight. He only needs to focus on being the strongest, and then he can be there for the weak if they need him. 5.) HOWEVER, Geto's betrayal and Nanami's initial quitting only further served to isolate him, to prove to him that strength = loneliness. This is probably where his dream of creating more sorcerers equal to him in strength came from. Guy knows how lonely it is at the top, and doesn't want that for anyone else.

Gojo Satoru HCs - Fanon Gojo x Reader

These can be read as either platonic or romantic. Reader's gender and sex isn't specified.

1.) Teacher has a faaaavoriiiittee…(if romantic then favorite other teacher, random person, sorcerer, NOT student)… 2.) Despite how bold he often is, Gojo shows that he cares and looks out for you in very subtle ways - whether that be gently convincing you to take a break when you clearly need it, standing in between you and the road, giving you his umbrella when it's raining (he doesn't need it - he kept it for you in case you ever did), carrying extra meds you may need on hand, or even just getting you a snack, coffee or tea when you need a pick me up. 3.) Congratulations, you now have access to a luxurious mansion(s)! Gives you the keys to one of his many estates. Come and go as you please. 4.) If anybody makes you upset, he won't do anything drastic per se but…he WILL embarass them, somehow - though he often disguises it as a harsh joke at the expense of the other. 5.) Grew up as a weapon, basically, and when he finds someone that actually treats him like a person - he sticks to them like glue, without even realizing it.

Alright you know the drill. Minors and anyone uncomfy with anything remotely sexual DNI, and just scroll past. Don't click the "KEEP READING" if you don't wanna see all the sex-y stuff, and just go on with your day, furendo!

Fanon Gojo - Romantic

⚠️Further Content Warnings!⚠️

Honestly, not much LMAO - I'll save that for the actual fic in, like, 10 years from now. Mostly Gojo fluff, some mentioned sexual activities, and Sub!Gojo.

1.) Inexperienced with women. As much as I love the fanon interpretation of Gojo, he has probably never once touched a woman in his life, even if he and Geto were popular during their younger years. Guys though? Yeah you guessed it - he and Geto had each OTHER. 2.) Adding on to the point above, this guy is LOOYAAAAL when he finds someone that he truly loves. Just look at him and Geto. He has YET to move on after Geto 💔 3.) A golden retriever boyfriend. AND shares his sweets with you but he has to feed them to you. He HAS to. 4.) Guy is a needy, WHINY sub in bed. Loves to please and can stay seated in between your legs for HOURS as long as you praise him. Loud AF too and is absolutely shameless about it - it ruins everyone's day (except for you and him). Loves the wear the marks you leave on him like a crown and it's awkward for EVERYONE. 5.) Because he has so many responsibilities, and the Jujutsu world won't give him a break, you guys don't actually spend much time together - even moreso if you're a sorcerer, too. Expect missing anniversaries, cancelled plans, mismatched schedules, even nights without each other. Despite this, Gojo does try for you, he really does. He calls and texts whenever he can, sees you the moment his schedule allows, and brings home something for you every time.

I LITERALLY CAN'T WITH THE LEAKS PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS

[viktuurionice]

Vent post /// it's long

Why are there so many hoops to jump through to get a fucking state ID?

Like why is there so much to moving than there needs to be.

I already didn't want to move gkdkkdkdkdk but I wanted the help my relatives are giving me but I didn't want to move across the entire fucking country away from everyone I care about to be with people I've only seen occasionally over the past 10 years. Like I'm grateful. I'm not trying to sound like a whiney bitch baby about it but my best friend of 10+ years is across the country. I had to leave my favorite roommates behind, the first people I've lived with where I've felt like I actually get to, y'know be a person. I had to cut a relationship short because I was moving in 6 months. (If I hadn't we'd be close to our 1 year anniversary, now I've barely talked with them in 3 months) I get here and get told it's normal to be homesick (no shit, I've moved cross country 3 times now. I know) living is a little less expensive and a little more affordable here, but I'm still going to need roommates once I cana actually get somewhere to permanently live. But I keep getting encouraged NOT to have them because I've had so many terrible experiences with roommates over the years (yeah, I wonder why I fucking hate people?) but that's not feasible at all. Ohhhh get a better job!!! You can control your life and how you're doing with a better job!!! No, no I fucking can't. The economy sucks. Rent is too expensive, there's a bunch of other shit, and you're expecting me to eat only health food and honestly I'd rather be able to save money than eat gluten free fucking bread. I know it sounds ungrateful but FUCK. I'm not paying rent because on paper I'm homeless, this isn't a permanent address or place for me so I can't even receive mail in my own fucking name unless it's at a PO box, that I can't even have packages sent to. Like I know my family isn't going to go through my mail, at least not intentionally, but I don't wanna explain why I like BL so much or why I've ordered it or anything because about half of my explanation for that is "oh yeah, helps me deal with gender dysphoria." Because .. it does. It's one of the things that actually, really helps. That's not an acceptable answer though btw, so I would just have to use the good 'ol " I like it for the same reason guys like lesbian porn" excuse I used in high school (lmao). So I can't order BL because what if someone else opens it. I mean I guess I could but that's not a conversation I want to have. Despite being handed a pack of condoms when I started going on dates. Like I could but I don't want to explain myself. And adults should have their own mail anyway. I got treated like a kid for so long that it's something that's important. It's autonomy that I like having (if it falls under that?).

Speaking of DYSPHORIA, good fucking god it hasn't been this bad in YEARS. Like I could kinda manage it to a point but pretty much everyone I was close with knew I wasn't cisgender. I got gendered fairly correctly on a regular basis, no one expected me to be girly. I wasn't expected to put on makeup when doing certain things outside of the house. I'd go literal MONTHS without touching my makeup, now it's maybe 2 days at the most and I want to rip my skin off. I wasn't told to wear low cut shirts to show off the body part I'm most dysphoric about because it's an asset. I wasn't expected to be pretty, I could just kind of be. Like yeah I was perceived as a woman but I didn't have to put effort into a fucking performance art of being feminine just to meet other people's expectations. And maybe I don't have to but I don't want people to know I'm queer and I feel like an aversion to most things feminine is like a neon flashing sign. While probably somewhat ok I don't feel safe being out. It's exhausting. I want to rip my chest off. If a box cutter would get it off without killing me I'd do it. Like??? This is so fucking uncomfortable and no one understands. I had a meltdown last month because of it and had to just say they hurt more than usual. Oh, but they're a good thing to have! At least they come out further than your stomach! Men love them!

Consider: I've wanted them off of my body entirely for over 2/3 of the time I've had them. They're not only uncomfortable but they get in the way, and I could care less about what any man I might fuck thinks about them? Like??? What the fuck? I don't care, mother fucker doesn't have to deal with the back pain that comes with them or any other drawbacks. Get them off me.

I also can't smoke weed? Which yeah it's shitty but like, it's not legal here and it's something that helps. I have to moderate my drinking which I should have been doing anyway but being an alcoholic and quitting over night and then not... Not telling anyone I'm struggling with that is an accomplishment. And despite being able to realize that's a big accomplishment for me, it kind of feels like the bare fucking minimum, but pair that with everything else and it's another straw on the camel's back of stressors. Some sort of ability to use a substance would be fucking nice. Just on days off. Come on.

Like I'm grateful I'm being given help. I'm tired.

It's not like I hate everything about being here. I'm just tired and I can't hit the ground running like I've been expected to. It's a lot. It's too much and I'm so fucking tired. But no breaks. Not allowed. And I get being an adult means you don't get breaks, I've been one for long enough but like, everything from gender dysphoria, missing everyone, significantly reducing my alcohol intake, quitting weed, getting a job, pretending not to be fucking disabled everyday is a lot. It's a fucking lot and I don't know how long I can do it. I'm doing my best. I like working. I'm grateful I have a place to stay. I'm grateful I'm getting things done to try and finally get a driver's licence. But I'm so fucking tired and "just get a better job" isn't going to fix my income issues. If I'm this tired from part time how the fuck am I going to work full time? I don't think I'm even capable of doing that? Hell the last time I worked full time hours was when I started cutting. Like I made it through all of high school, go my first job and started actively self harming a couple months later (maybe not even a full month lmao). Like I'm disabled and will probably always be a part timer because I'm barely functioning. But oh, take these supplements and eat healthy and you'll have more energy. No??? No I won't? I'm still exhausted?

I know I'm a weak fucking failure but that's what I've always been? And essentially cosplaying as a person that isn't is so fucking exhausting. I finally actually cried about being homesick for the first time today and I feel terrible about it. I haven't responded to text messages since last night. There's 4 people waiting on replies and I'm so fucking tired. One of them is the guy I've been dating and I'm dreading telling him I wasn't able to get a fucking state ID today and I fucking hate it. I'm a failure and annoying and I think as soon he actually realizes that he's going to stop talking to me and I'm desperate to spend time with people I'm not related to. I'm desperate to not be told religious stuff or that the church can help me because religion isn't going to fix me. Like. Work is great! I actually really like my new job!! I like the guy I've been going out with. I have another friend. I'm working really hard. There are things I like here but I the expectations are too high and even though I'm meeting them I feel like I'm barely managing that and I'm not even myself whatever that is anymore.

[politemagic]

HELLO MY DEARRRR <3333

I love you so very much <3

4, 11, 12, 20, 26, 45, 54, 63, 64, 65, 74, 75, 85

fruits my love!!! i love and adore you endlessly <3

4. what is your favorite constellation and why?

i know it's kind of a lame answer, but it is orion. i just have a very clear memory of my grandma teaching me about a couple constellations on a camping trip as a kid, and i remember being so very excited when i could actually see orion

11. if you could describe your perfect room, what would it be?

okay i'm just doing a general room bc my ideal bedroom tbh is simply a Bed Room tbh. but i would love absolutely nothing more than to have a little library. just a little room with all my bookshelves, a big comfy chair with a cool vintage-looking lamp next to a big window (that has a flower box in it). it would also be lovely to have a little coffee station in the corner, with a coffee maker and an electric tea kettle so i can make myself little beverages

12. favorite animal?

malayan sun bear. no questions no contest.

20. something most people don't know about you?

hmm... i wanna say that most people have NO idea what a lil freak i am lmao but i'd say most people don't know i'm non-religious now. i used to be involved in church and whatnot (i was in an incredibly toxic campus ministry my first year of college) and my in-laws are very religious, and so i just. don't talk about it. so as far as they know i am still a good godly woman.

26. do you hold grudges or forgive easily?

i'm a very forgiving person, but just because i forgive someone doesn't mean i'm okay with what they've done. i have forgiven a lot of people then cut them out of my life, but there's only one person i hold a grudge against and will never ever forgive for what they did to me.

45. if you were on a 10 hour flight and could sit and talk to any person the entire time, who would it be?

oh, it is absolutely 100% martin scorsese. he's the director who got me interested in filmmaking, and i would love NOTHING more than to talk with him talk about movies for 10 hours. i love that man.

54. what is the first thing you notice about a person?

honestly when i meet new people i'm so anxious i hardly notice anything concrete 😂 but i notice the way people talk. word choice, tone, accent, etc. is the thing i think i notice most. but as far as physically, i'd probably say hair???

63. favorite outdoor activity?

swimming or just being in the water in general

64. how are you? honestly.

i am simply in the process of healing. i'm not doing great, but i can identify the ways i've improved in the past few months which makes me feel better. i'm better than i was but not as good as i will be someday.

65. would you rather go camping in the woods or stay at a beach resort?

i am a camping girlie through and through. put me in the woods.

74. what do you like to cook?

i love to make soups!!! especially a good seasonal vegetable soup.

75. what's the coolest animal you've seen in the wild?

OKAY SO!!!!! i went to the galapagos islands a few years ago, and i saw sea lions, penguins, sea turtles, giant tortoises, marine iguanas, and SO MANY COOL BIRDS!!!!!

85. what do you wish you knew more about?

i wish i knew more about everything lol but i would love to learn more about folklore of different countries.

ask game

[on-leatheredwings]

damn..... at least i was smart enough to copy it

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talia hating you with passion just to slowly warm up to you cus you make her son happy (smth which was considered nearly impossible).... yummy...... 🤤

sadly, i don't can't fully get into comics right now since I'm kinda busy with uni and paperwork but the stuff I've read so far was fun

my only question is WHy there are so many of them?!?? good for the fans ig but how am i supposed to read it without a guide??

I remember picking up some Batman and Robin volume where Batman turned out to be Dick. "is Bruce dead or something?" i thought jokingly.... 😔

Yes. Yes, he was dead, as i quickly found out..... At least now i put more thoughts into what i pick up to read

about btd - if your only problem is the artstyle you may check out The Price of Flesh. it was created by one of btd artists (the one who drew the fox guy) and it's relatively new, so the visuals are way better

no like getting into comics is genuinely so ridiculous and dumb lmao .... like the only way to read them is to go by like... character i guess?

if u wanna read damian, read batman and robin by tomasi and all its related runs, robin 2021 ... to read tim, read a lonely place for dying, robin '91, a lot of 90s batman also has tim as robin but not all-- UGH ITS SO FRUSTRATING.... kinda why i was a cartoons-and-video-games-only girlie back in 2017-2020 like i just need less options/more streamlined progression 😭😭😭😭

there are guides out there BUT OH LORD WHY DO WE EVEN NEED ONE... GUIDES TO READ MANGAS ARE LIKE: START AT CHAPTER 1. :)

AND YEAH NGL I FORGOT BRUCE WAS FR DEAD FOR A SECOND IN THE 2010'S AND DICK WAS BATMAN WHILE DAMIAN WAS ROBIN. LMFAOOO....

and hmmmmm !?!? ill check out tpof :3

something that makes me laugh is how bruce really should be like fucking 60-70 but so he can keep being batman, he's just eternally 40s-very early 50s. i think canonically the timeline from dick > jason > jason DYING > tim > jason COMING BACK > steph's small robin stint > damian > duke/cass is like. 10 years. which is kind of insane considering the decades of content. they would have to undergo these arcs EVERY DAMN DAY FOR THIS TO MAKE SENSE 😭

if dc was brave they'd retire batman and have cass take over while damian does more growing to inherit (altho he shouldn't . imo.) and what the fuck is tim doing

ppl are kinda fine with it but i feel him going robin > red robin > drake > robin is such a lame regression. he should have his own identity. red robin was already too much like robin, but now hes just ROBIN while damian is also robin. which is fine without context, im okay with multiple robins but come on can tim be his own hero now.

so yeah in general i just pick and choose what arcs i wanna read... i was huge into injustice back in the day which was an alternate universe games/comics canon. its rlly simpler living that way 🚬

[hiya-im-mary]

In Light Of Girly Teengirl

So,We’ve all seen the talk about Girly Teengirl from SpongeBob and how she deserved better,right?? And I agree!! We all love Girly Teengirl,and I hope she’s doing alright in Farawayville right now-!!

But while we’re on the topic of fictional girls who deserve so much better than what they were handed,I wanna give another example to the world-!!

THIS GIRL!!!!! She has no actual name,but I’m gonna call her Becky. Say hi to Becky,everyone!!

You probably reconise her from the Girlfriend music video…in which was pretty much a whole video dedicated to making her day a living nightmare (Aswell as Avril clips too)

Let’s start from the beginning.

Becky and her…honestly really douchey boyfriend (Let’s call him Aiden) are on their way to have a date at some sort of activity centre!! It’ll be a lovely day for the both of them,right?

WRONG BECAUSE THIS GIRL IS EXISTS!! Let’s call her Jade.

And Jade has decided to go out of her way to ruin Becky’s day and love life. Because she wants her dream emo boyfriend and considers preps as sub-human.

The moment Becky and Jade cross paths,things go downhill immediately. For Becky,anyway.

Let’s review the various acts of meanery Jade has enacted on Becky!

Made her crash during the car racing event (That might’ve been in the rules,but it was so she can test Aiden’s Will to cheat)

Forcefully threw Becky out of the PhotoBooth to snag some photos with Aiden,as well as her lacky friends blocking the entrance for Becky. (Let’s just call them Ray and Shay. Have fun guessing who’s who! )

As Becky and Aiden were reenacting the famed noodle kiss scene from Lady And The Tramp with a churro rather than a spaghetti noodle…Jade rudely interrupts and steals the churro for herself,clearly rubbing it in Becky’s face. There was good money payed for that churro?? Did Jade even eat it afterwards?? That’s a perfectly good churro put to waste :(

During golfing,one of Jade’s lackey friends notice Becky **GASP** Actually enjoying herself??? HOW DARE SHE?? So Jade tries to shoot her Golfball to go Spesifically for the readhead’s,well…head. And it works! It sends Becky tumbling into the water,and they all laugh at her misery! Full out,pointing as they laugh cackling!!

And to finish it off…Jade swoops in. She gets all personal with Aiden…and they kiss. They do the cheating. Much to Becky’s understandable rage! Which unfortunately goes no where as her attempt to tackle Jade doesn’t work.

So,I think you get my point!! Jade is a meanie head. She was aiming to get her grubby hands on Aiden and pull her out of Becky’s hands if it’s the last thing she’ll do-!!

But what’s even worse…Aiden was into it

It’s quite clear in the music video that Aiden is not very good at boyfriending for Becky. If he was,the moment Jade started her antics,he’d pull out the “Woah,chick!! I have a girlfriend who I’m happy with!!” card!! But NOPE

He was definitely enjoying Jade’s advances more than he was than being with Becky. He was clearly gonna go with goofing around in the PhotoBooth with Miss PunkRock rather than have a churro with his BORING prep girlfriend

He wasn’t even attempting to help Becky get out of the water when she fell in!!

And of course…he cheated.

He had not a care in the world for Becky. Who cares about some preppy redhead who gets happy for doing the easiest golf hole ever??

He’s no heartthrob!! He smells like disloyalty and 10 cans of Monster Energy!

It’s Potrayed as all fun and goofy in the music video,but you gotta take it into view!

Realistically,what did Becky even do?? Yeah,you maybe can say her body language and acting Potrayed her as a “mean girl”,but I think she was moreover just increasingly ticked off by Jade and her punk pal’s treatment of her and her boyfriend’s disloyalty!!

So what am I getting at??

I just want to see how many people agree with me!! I’ve been thinking about that music video a lot…I REALLY hated how Becky was treated XD

Well…Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!!

[moeatsushi]

got to ep 22

he sure is there!

before i dive in i wanna say that i really like the performances of the dub cast! specially ray chase. i think he's a perfect fit for karamatsu, during ep 22 he hit a really smooth line during the interview part and it was amazing, he's really good at conveying kara's extra campy vibe. another highlight performance is the mahjong skit, i totally recommend you all to watch that ep with the dub solely because of his performance. i wasn't so sure about michael sinterniklaas's jyushi at first but it grew on me as i watched other episodes before this one, it's a quirky take on his character! it doesn't have the batshit insane energy ono provides, but it's still neat and serves it's purpose. max mittelman makes a decent totty, i'm a little ehh on the cutesy tone he puts on, but that may be because i'm too used to irino's performance since it strangely sounds very natural from him. still, his voicing during the self-awareness skit was great and i really liked his voice during the ranting part.

anyways that aside. the real meat of whatever i'm spitting here. the skit. it's wild, and one of my favorites! a little too out of pocket in some parts, but i still like a lot of the interactions nonetheless. and i can't believe that's the first time we see atsushi he looks sooo weird HAHA his appearance barely changed at all throughout the years but i noticed they did change the tip of his bangs to slightly bend upwards (cute), his suit looks slightly looser (cute) and i think they gave him a little wider frame (cute). hooray for minor character design tweaks! his voice is fine. his english voice is slightly more snobby and irritating which honestly i prefer that over feeling nothing about it. kinda crazy he caused such a visceral reaction on people that they kept bringing him back over and over. this random guy that appears for like 10 seconds had me and the 2015 girlies on a vice grip it was crazy. it still is! he's like tinkerbell we're only keeping him on screen as long as we believe in him

i'm almost out of things to say so i have 1 question and 1 request 1. why did todomatsu say he was too handsome? (i know the reason but he could've phrased that in so many other ways. what was he cooking) 2. please ososan staff give him another suit bro has been wearing the same suit for 8 years

[abcd-em]

tgw thoughts?? top five tracks?? lyrics that make you the most feral?? <3<3<3

Obsessed. In love. Screaming crying on the floor.

I will admit that this album took a little while to grow on me, I loved it on my first listen but it didn't compare to YSUFT but after a few more listens I saw the vision entirely. I absolutely adore how it continues right on from where YSUFT left off and all the references to her first album. I'm loving the direction her sound is taking, like the Brit Pop girlies will forever know what they're doing. It's something fun, something for the summertime.

Top 5 tracks in no particular order

Tgw - the SHIVERS I got when the voice notes kick in, I was sobbing (also it's very Peter coded to me and I truly could listen to a 10 min version of this)

History of man

There it goes (post NWH Peter I'm right I know I am)

Run

You're just a boy / Wendy (Gwen coded, I have such a vision that I cannot put it into words)

There are so many good lyrics on this album that she needs to be held accountable for her crimes (tho I refuse to talk about the 'with a smoothie' line its silly and fun OKAY she was in a goofy mood)

So Samson blamed delilah but given half the chance I would have made him weaker too - FUCKKK OFFFFFF

I save you a seat then you say you wanna stand

If I'm not careful I'll wake up and we'll be married and I'll still flinch at the sound of the door - I genuinely needed to take a moment after this, what did I do to deserve this?

WHEN ALL I DO IS THINK ABOUT THE PAST MAKE IT A UNIVERSE THAT YOU CAN LIVE IN!!!!

BABY I AM THE ILIAD OF COURSE YOU COULDNT READ ME!!!!

but bestie!!! Please tell me your thots!!!!

[narcoticwriter]

i didn't put a number because i want every incoherent thought you have

You asked, so now you shall receive.

(Also, spoilers for his character stories as I got them from Honey Hunter and Freminet ain't officially out yet.)

Why do you like or dislike this character?

First of all, I love him so jot that down. As to why? He speaks to the repressed, emotionless part of me that's out for everyone to see. You would not believe how many people are genuinely shocked when I smile or laugh at something.

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

His love of fairytales and stories. I practically lived off of those and folklore and mythology when I was younger in the same sense that he did. It may seem to have a darker twist when everything else in his backstory is taken into consideration, but I understand where he's coming from.

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

The boy would take well to realize that most people really do not give a fuck about him. Not in the sense of what he went through, of course, but in the sense that the perceived judgment isn't as much as he thinks. He thinks way too much about how he's being perceived and it's killing him.

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

I'm shoving him into that fairytale paradise that he wants to have realized. Let him meet his friends.

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Pixel Galaxy by Snail's House. Swap the snail girlie with Pers and Freminet with the other character and you've got a gold mine of an AU right there.

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

I wanna say just about everything, but fun fact: I really do enjoy the sensation of the water and diving below it. It's fun. I also don't let much of anyone in for shit.

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

Penguins. Penguins everywhere. They understood the assignment. They also include him with Lyney and Lynette a lot. Definitely understood the assignment.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

Baby him. He might be fragile and hardly let anyone into his space, but he's also quite capable of watching out for himself to some degree. He can be brave.

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

Let's be real, could he be roommates with me? I think I would stay out of his way and he would stay out of mine. It would be as if he hardly existed to me. If he asks me something, I'll answer and vice versa, but I can't imagine anything other interactions unless he actually wants to do so.

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

Absolutely not. His best friend is Pers and in that department, I'm beaten. I cannot compete with that. Also, I am hardly one to let anyone know my deepest darkest secrets, so why would I expect that from him?

11. Would you date this character?

No.

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

He would be really, really into those mechanical engineering Lego sets if they existed. Clicking blocks into place and they can also be motorized? He's already tinkering with it.

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

He would use '👍' as a reply or a confirmation that he saw a text. I don't see him as the type of person to text a lot as he would get anxious over what to say. An emoji I associate with him will naturally be this one: 🐧

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

What in the fuck is that? If you're referring to a style, I think his fits already, but if I could add some more steampunk/mechanical stuff in the get-up, it would really solidify his tinkering side. I suppose his helmet does that already, but I would also like to see a full diving suit instead of just the body suit.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

Fremillei. There's so much angst and yet so much softness and tenderness. I know that someone's going to pick it up and write the 150K+ slow burn hurt/comfort fanfiction because if there was a pairing that qualified for it, it'd be this one.

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

I don't have one, really. I don't really dislike ships if their reasonings are executed well and I can understand them.

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

I've seen Freminet and Mika together in a ship and I get it, but I don't personally ship it myself.

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

Lyney and Lynette, of course! Their dynamic is so nice and pure to see in the quiet moments and the moments when they're just together. I will also offer up the one between him and his mother for the reasons that it might have been bleak and hopeless, but the love was there.

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

The Director. I hope Arlecchino killed her.

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

Some fanfics (two of them) I've read and one particular piece of art I've seen may have made me incredibly biased, but besides Pers, I will say that ideally it would be with Monsieur Neuvillette. They share too many similarities and personality traits in different forms please Hoyoverse I need more of it-

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

I haven't written for Freminet (yet?), but something that I keep in mind is that when the cards are down, Freminet will do just about anything for the House of the Hearth. This is very important to his character as it's why he keeps on going for himself.

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to this character? Something you don't like?

Look at the two fics I've linked and you'll find full well what I mean. This is the palate now and I don't know if this is going to make me picky or delusional.

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Any one of them with him holding Pers. Fanart, official art, I don't care. Pers is a staple and people took note of it. I couldn't be happier with it.

24. What other character from another fandom of yours reminds you of them?

Mikazuki Augus from Iron-Blooded Orphans. They have the same expressionless thing going on and have somewhat made their peace with their roles. However, Mikazuki has a lot more progression and development of character than I would expect from Genshin Impact's storytelling.

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

First impression: He's a shy little penguin guy!

Now: He's going to be so, so fucked up when he becomes an adult.

26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

Well, you asked for all of my unhinged Freminet thoughts and . . . you got them.

Link to the asks here

[mocacheezy]

Moca watches: Friday the 13th Part 2

I watched the first movie a while back, and decided to watch this one tonight!

Short: This movie is 90% eye-candy, and about 10% horror. It's a 6/10 for me.

Live reaction:

The amount of quality boobie jiggles and ass shots and panties and jfjsjfjs. My bi self is enjoying myself immenesly.

I can't wait for Scott the asshole to die.

*not 5 minutes later that I typed this*

Thanks Jason! :D

Ginny has good points and I hope she survives. Or atleast dies last.

Me looking at the girl not closing the wooden shuttters despite there being lightning and harsh winds:

"Girl there's a storm coming, close and lock these!"

"Sees her put perfume on her pubes*

GIRLIE NO, YOUR COOCHIE!

...

Ginny YOU LEFT THE FUCKING SAW THERE TAKE THAT SHIT WITH YOU

That ending where Muffin shows up, and I was constantly just like "the window, tHE WINDOW, YOUR BACK IS TO THE WINDOW", and yet they almost got me to relax completely with that doggo there.

And the close up of his moms face and then nothing jumping up had me so on edge like "no way is she gonna open her eyes. No way, she's not alive, she cannot be alive."

Thoughts:

The reviews and summaries I've read and heard about the franchise weren't kidding about everyone dying because they're doing bad stuff. And by bad stuff I mean smoking The Weed, wanting to fuck and driving fast on a motorbike.

I was surprised by the dude in wheelchair being asked if he needs help, saying he's fine and not being pressured to accept help. Learning why he's paralyzed was mreh, but again, am glad I knew the movie was going the way it was. Also if that hit didn't kill him, all those fucking stairs for sure did like damn.

I was really rooting for Ginny, but the amount of distress this girl gave me. As well as the many times where she just left a weapon nearby Jason. Broken pitchfork, knife, a CHAINSAW. CHAINSAW GINNY, KEEP A HOLD OF THAT!!!

The acting was pretty good, except for the Dumbass "I wanna go to Camp Blood!" and her ChickenShit boyfriend. Not only was the girl annoying and not convincing with her lines, but I also wanted to slap her so bad story wise. The movie wouldn't be happening if she wasn't nosey, but I just in general dislike the 'first couple to die'. They just annoy the hell out of me. At least they were somewhat attractive.

In general, all the Councelors had some beautiful bodies. The ladies especially, and I could honestly say this isn't a horror movie to me. Its eye-candy where you know that they'll die. I was too focused on the pretty shots of natural people to be actually scared.

Ginny thinking of what would happen if Jason really was more than a legend though really put some things in perspective. Her utilizing the sweater and nearly convincing Jason she was his mother was both amazing and horrifying, especially with the way it was shot.

And the character of Jason also sounds incredibly tragic, and is when you look at it. Where he lives, who knows what growing up was like, the possibilities she counted are all very bleak. It makes the whole thing quite sad really, and is disappointing from perspective of noone even looking for him after the girl from last movie said he's still out there. A kid grew up to become this.

I do wonder though, at what point did his face become this deformed? Because before he drowned it didn't appear so, but when he first dragged that teen from the boat, and in this movie, his face is very deformed. What on earth happened?

All in all the movie was good. Could do without the face eating and sloppy kissing, but it didn't last long.

On account of no-one but Ginny being likable, and the amount of sexy naked ladies, I give it 6/10 rating.

[tangents-within-tangents]

Anytime haha (that's a threat, tangents in bound, buckle up lol)

I honestly forgot about Hunter's fall on Daro, that's a good point (though I will say Tech's fall was a lot higher, plus the railcar would've fallen on top of him. Could still work, yes, but would take a lot more explaining/stretching). And I should say, the "rolling my eyes at Tech girlies' denial" joke has nothing to do with fanon stuff! To each their own of course, write your fics and au's, that's what they're for! But to me, in terms of canon like this is it. The show is over. If the writers were going to bring him back then they would have. The Batch got their send off and I wouldn't want that messed with. (Like I'll read Fives and Echo reunion fics all day, but I don't ever want him to actually come back in canon bc that's just not a good writing choice, you know?)

Personally, as a writer in the post-"Somehow Palpatine returned" era, I'm generally of the opinion that characters should stay dead, but as with anything it can work if you do it right. Setting headcanon stuff aside and looking at what we did get: For me, Tech coming back would've had to be handled extremely well for it to be a good narrative choice (which frankly, doesn't really seem like something the show was prepared to do :/ )

The difference with Nemec is that I don't think he should have died in the first place (which I guess plenty of people would say the same about Tech but at that point we're talking about a WHOLE different story). It served no purpose narratively or in the story (as the post I linked above explains more) especially since Rex's clones never even showed up again so there's zero difference if he had just lived. His death IS narratively weightless (a split second shot vs like the whole s2 finale hinging around Tech's death), so undoing it wouldn't negatively impact the story (doesn't affect themes, arcs, stakes, and character choices). And it could also have many story benefits in seeing more of a character whose potential was unnecessarily cut off after only ~6 mins of screen time (as opposed to Tech's two whole seasons of development). Like I said, if we ever do get a clone rebellion show (more potential canon) I think Nemec deserves to be a part of it, and I guess this theory is a way for that to happen within the limits of canon

(Main character favoritism/red shirt side character treatment is also a HUGE writing pet peeve of mine in general (all it does is make the mc's plot armor more apparent!) so that has a part in this too lol)

Now! To digress even further:

Just wanna say, I don't think it's fair to say Tech's sacrifice was useless.

He didn't know that Omega was a target at that point, so her capture has nothing to do with it. His sacrifice wasn't technically (lol?) for the success of the mission, it was, in the moment, purely to save his family. Bc if he hadn't given his life both cars would have fallen and they all would have died. The fact that they are alive means that his sacrifice worked and has meaning (unlike say Echo's original 'death' in TCW which had no impact on the Citadel mission, or Fireball's sacrifice if Nemec dies 10 mins later. Both of those were unlucky deaths too btw unlike Tech's which was a knowing choice, like Hevy and Hardcase's)

And I think that's what Hunter's getting at with "we're not gonna waste it." Bc if Tech gave his life for theirs, he doesn't want to throw that away by putting their lives at risk again (and yes Hunter's incessant 'refusal of the call' is frustrating as heck (like I have THOUGHTS about this that I've been trying to work out in many a draft posts rn lol) but it is consistent for his character. And if we consider that he is currently grieving a brother he didn't have to lose, it does makes sense (like to him his hesitancy about the mission was just proven horribly right and he wants to prevent that from happening again)). Anyway, point being Tech's sacrifice isn't useless, narratively or otherwise, because in this context, the direct result of it is this:

So in a way the Batch happily living the life they choose is how they honor Tech and make his sacrifice worth it

(which like maybe I'm reading into that a bit and giving more thematic credit than is due, it would've been nice to have a line or something about that, but wHaTeVeR)

I just

look at him

look how cute he is

ahhhhhh

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I decided the ranking sounded fun so I wanted to do it myself with my Trinidadian family

Heartslabyul

Riddle: Unfortunately... My chaotic family would simply not vibe with Riddle. The boys would 100% make fun of his height and then try and prank him to make him relax which would only stress him out more. The women in my family would love him tho. 3/10

Ace: My family would have a love hate relationship with Ace. I can see him gelling right with them, and also deeply offending them by complete accident. For each person they either absolutely love him or hate him and it would make family gatherings even more divisive. I'm gonna go 1/10

Deuce: They would love Deuce. Everything about him. He's hardworking, loyal, kind, easy to trick in a funny way, willing to help out, knows his way around a sale. Honestly 10/10.

Trey: They would like Trey well enough. He's not chaotic enough and goes with the flow in a way my family wouldn't like tbh. However, willingness to cook and ability to cook delicious food gives him so many brownie points. 7/10.

Cater: My family would love this boy. He's extroverted and loud and always willing to hang out. He would make me go to every family gathering, even the ones I try to avoid. They wouldn't truly believe the two of us are actually dating for a while though so... 6/10

Savanaclaw

Leona: They would not be able to stand Leona, sorry dude. He's lazy and doesn't particularly like children. 1/10

Ruggie: They'd LOVE Ruggie. He's so fun and has this energy that they love. He's so good with kids, and when my grandma decides to stuff him with food he will eat and enjoy it. Honestly 10/10. First time I bring him over they're asking when the wedding is.

Jack: They might find Jack to serious. Adding in I don't think Jack would really appreciate the way family gatherings drain me so quickly and then I have to be there for another 7 hours. He is however, strong and good at sports and sweet deep down. So. 4/10.

Octivinelle

Azul: I hope this is not my bias showing, but I'm pretty sure my family would love Azul. He's smart, a shrewd businessman, successful, charming, has money. Not to mention he's such a good chef he can pick out ingredients by taste alone! After he leaves the first time every subsequent family gathering I get asked "is Azul coming". 20/10

Jade: Honestly, they would not trust Jade. At all. There's just something about him, and his hobbies. He can cook amazingly but no one trusts him enough to eat his food :(. After a while they'd warm up to him but it'd take a WHILE. 3/10

Floyd: Now, here's the thing about Floyd. My family would think he's hilarious. Yeah, they would think he's a weirdo. But they wouldn't take him as serious as they probably should. The problem comes when he gets into one of his moods. See, my families opinion on things like that is clear. If you're not having fun, you put a smile on your face and pretend you are. His unwillingness to do stuff you don't want to do would INFURIATE them. Still like him more than Ace tho. 2/10.

Scarabia

Kalim: Remember how I said Azul would be their favorite. Scrap that. A rich, sweet, funny boy who loves nothing more than a party and is willing to dote on his friends and S/O with his vast riches? They'd find the food thing weird but after having it explained to them, the sympathy points just push them even higher. 100/10, my family would probably be stricter on me than usual because "you don't wanna scare such a catch off!"

Jamil: they'd like Jamil well enough. He's able to be charming, do sports, and cook. 5/10, no notes.

Pomefiore

Vil: they would simply not vibe with Vil. Some people in my family like doing things the wrong and inefficient way and Vil's perfectionist would rub them the wrong way. 3/10.

Epel: Oh no. They would definitely mock his height and his girly appearance. After Epel showed how manly he was it would stop but that initial meeting would be ROUGH. 4/10

Rook: no. Just no. they hate everything about this. -1/10

Ignihyde

Idia: My dad who is a gamer would love him. Some of my family members who are into anime would also really like him. The rest would think it's obnoxious that he would not come out of his room. However, Ortho is an angel and that brings him so many brownie points. 6/10

Diasomnia

Malleus: He's weird but in the good way my family would respect. They would make lighthearted jokes but they would probably really like him honestly. 8/10

Silver: I feel like they wouldn't have much an opinion either way on Silver. I have family members with Narcolepsy so he won't be judged because of his condition. But also, I just don't know how well they'd vibe. Huh... 4/10?

Lilia: Again, they'd make fun of him. But this time Lilia would just joke back with them. They love him. But he's terrible in the kitchen which takes points away. 8/10

Sebek: They would not like him. He's too much a stickler for rules and such. 1/10

//I was gonna write it all and then copy and paste it in two asks but Tumblr treats seperate paragraphs like separate pages so I cannot select more than one paragraph at a time on mobile uuuugh//

Bdbdbdb this so all so funny rip rook and cater.

Also cmoooon. Let Lilia cook for your folks. He's trying to get you that will money.

[negansbackdoorwhore]

Hello bestie can you do a Negan x Reader where the reader does a breakup prank on Negan to get back at him for pranking her. At first doesn’t believe anything that shes saying he assumes it a prank. When the reader phone goes off and the contact says (Loml❤️❤️ aka her bsf) he loses it. He’s cussing, pacing, yelling but what makes the reader stop the prank is when she sees Negan on his knees in front of her crying and begging her to tell him it isn’t true. He tells her how much he loves her how he wants to start a family.

A lot of fluff at the end please 😩😩

Warnings: angst, swearing, fluff

Sweet sweet revenge has been coming to your lovely boyfriend. He’s been doing so many pranks and it’s been so annoying. But you’ve been planning this for sometime and it was going to be “breaking up” with him. And then you’d send some fake texts with your bestfriend and just change her name into something corny like “Bby😩❤️”

You contemplated about going through with it but then thought about he shouldn’t get away with all his bullshit. This will be perfect.

“Okay, Negan is on his way over. So call my phone in exactly 10 minutes okay?”

“I gotchu girlie. This will be good.” You laugh mischievously and hear the door opening. You quickly hang up to prepare yourself for the talk. Negan stepped in and dropped his keys on the coffee table.

“Hey baby. What is it you wanna talk about?” He approached you and tried to hug but you pushed him off. You looked at his confused face and held in your laugh. He kept space in between the both of you and held his hands on his hips.

“I think we need talk about how childish you are.”

“Childish?”

“Yeah. Because you pulling all these pranks is so annoying and they seem never ending. It’s just old and stupid at this point.”

“C’mon baby. It’s all good fun. Besides seeing you all riled up is funny.”

“Well it shouldn’t be, you doing all this is pushing me away.” Negan started laughing but you did your best to put on this act.

“Oh please. You’re with me most of the time.”

“Well that’s going to change. I think we should breakup.” He scoffed at you.

“C’mon now. I get that revenge is a dish best served cold but cut the shit. You tried to get me but-“

Then almost calculated perfectly your friend called, Negan looked at your phone and saw the contact. He picked up your phone and started fuming.

“Who the fuck is this calling you?”

“I tried to dump you but it didn’t work.”

Negan growled and threw your phone across the room. You felt nervous at the reaction he was having.

“So you’ve been cheating on me! All over some pranks?”

“Well at least he’s more mature and won’t have bursts of rage like a child.”

Negan ran his hand through his hair as he walked around the living room. You kept concealing your real emotions and enjoyed seeing him getting a taste of his own medicine.

“Well I hope you like someone fucking boring. I can’t fucking do this, this is…” He seemed lost for words and you notice he shifted from anger to sadness? He soon was tearing at his eyes and falling at your feet. He kneeled front of you facing the floor choking out a sob. You had no idea he’d react so badly. You wanted to speak but this made your train of thought stop working. Negan looked up at you and hugged your legs tightly. His face hidden in your lower stomach trying to stop the water works.

“I’m sorry. I’m fucking sorry. The immature shit will stop right now just please don’t leave me.” He said accompanied with a sniffle. Your hand ran through his hair and tried to get back to try to tell him it’s all a joke.

“Y/N. Please, I love you. You’re the most important thing to me, I want you in my life and I want us to try and start a family please.”

“Negan-“

“If the other guy is the problem then I’ll go kick his ass.” He said as he stood up but then you laughed at him.

“What’s so funny? I’m fucking serious here.”

You continued laughing at him as you held his arm trying to keep him still.

“It was a prank. I just didn’t think you’d be so emotional.”

“Oh you little shit.” He snatched away his arm and you tried to hug him.

“I’m sorry. And the person calling was my friend, we just changed her contact name.”

“Whatever.” He frowned and you continued hugging him around his waist.

“How about tonight, I make it up to you?”

>>>Pt. 2

[whoree321]

the bad batch + what romance/rom com movies they watch with you

each of the bad batch x gn!reader

ok first and foremost i really truly believe to the pits of my soul that every single one of these fuckos loves romances and you cannot under any circumstances change my mind

ALSO it’s a gender neutral reader except kinda in echo’s theres like a very brief quote regarding breasts but like i still think even that is pretty gender neutral tbh

so anyway

Hunter: Pretty Woman

this is not the first time that i have publicly declared that i think hunter has a deep rooted connection to the movie pretty woman and it will not be the last

first of all this movie is incredibly soothing to hunters overwhelming savior complex

second of all hunter is literally richard gere (debonaire but emotionally distant gentleman that learns to love) and julia roberts (hooker with a heart of gold) at the same time

he was a little skeptical the first time you put it on but he instantly fell in love with it

the humor, the sensuality, the class divide, the glamour, the unconventional cinderella story of it all. it just really butters his bread

after the first time, when you suggest watching a movie and you pick this one he’ll act very aloof about it (“whatever you want cyar’ika, it doesn’t matter to me”) but secretly he’s really really happy bc it’s one of his favorites (you def know this and def pick it more often)

he absolutely hates the scene when stucky the lawyer hits vivian. like it doesn’t matter how many times he watches it he will fully turn his head away from the screen and say “I don’t like this part” and when it’s over he nuzzles a little closer into you and very tenderly kisses your forehead

he loves the soundtrack too. like he fully exposes how much he likes the movie when you catch him singing or humming “pretty woman” or “it must have been love” absently to himself (you kept it to yourself for a while but eventually you just had to tease him about it. he just smiled a little sheepishly and admitted he liked the songs before promptly changing the subject)

hunter also lowkey definitely wants to recreate the ending where richard gere shows up to her apartment in the white limo with you bc he thinks it’s such a sweet gesture and he wants to treat you like royalty

Crosshair: 10 Things I Hate About You

if there’s one thing about crosshair it’s that he’s a sucker for the enemies to lovers genre

maybe its just him projecting (spoiler alert it most certainly is) but he really enjoys watching the drama conflama of a miserable bastard be tricked into love

and really that’s the true essence of 10 Things I Hate About You

he will grumble and bitch and moan about not wanting to watch a ‘chick flick’ when you put it on, but 15 minutes in and he’s hooked

he has strong negative opinions on literally every single character except for kat and patrick

(crosshair really really wants to think he’s patrick but when it comes down to it he is katarina stratford in every single possible way)

he doesn’t say a word throughout the entire movie but you can tell when he’s annoyed at like bianca or cameron or joey bc he will openly scoff at them

will absolutely hum along in your ear during the “can’t take my eyes off you” scene and make out with you during the paintball scene

(seriously he wants to be patrick verona so bad)

when it’s over and you ask him what he thought he’ll roll his eyes and say “i guess it could have been worse” but his little smirk let’s you know he enjoyed it a lot more than he’s willing to admit

Tech: 50 Shades of Grey

ok hear me out on this one

tech is a huge movie talker. like subtitles are a non-negotiable if you wanna be able to take in any of the movies dialogue bc tech is most likely gonna make commentary over it the whole time

this makes him absolutely indescribably so much fun to watch bad/corny movies with

he will go off about EVERYTHING. the plot, the dialogue, the acting, the costuming, the music, the production quality. nothing and no one is safe. whether you just enjoy letting him talk at you or you join in on the roast, cheesy movies are a hoot between you two

and honey. 50 shades is one of THE cheesiest movies ever

you and tech will literally spend the entire duration of the movie tearing it to shreds

and the thing is tech is a very sarcastic, funny guy when he wants to be (and when it comes to you he definitely wants to be) so by the end of it he will have you in absolute stitches from laughing at the ridiculousness of both the movie and him

with any of the other batchers watching a movie like this either turns into a shy, slightly awkward experience (wrecker, echo) or an incorrigibly horny experience (crosshair, hunter)

but in this context tech literally has no shame or squeamishness about sexual things (why should he it’s a natural biological process?) so to yall the sex stuff is just another thing to roast

literally christian grey could be fully tying dakota johnson down and flogging her and tech will be like “in the last 3 minutes they have panned up to her nipples 4 times. this is criminally shoddy cinematography”

even tho he’s busy giving a detailed play by play critique, he never fails to keep some sort of physical contact with you (wrapping an arm around you and running his hand up and down your skin, playing with your fingers or your hair) so you know he’s enjoying spending this time with you despite his nasty words about the movie

also 1000% after you watch it tech will do extensive research on the ins and outs of bdsm and will have lots of hypotheses he wants to test out (as long as you’re willing and able ofc) ;)))

Wrecker: 13 Going On 30

of all the bad batch members, wrecker is the only one who unabashedly loves any movie that could be considered a chick flick

like he doesn’t even try to hide it or act like he’s too masculine for it. he loves romance and he’s proud of it

this man will have full marathons with you. rom coms, regular roms, tragic roms, hallmark roms, you name it and he’s game

his absolute favorite tho is 13 Going On 30

i feel like he has a huge soft spot for childhood best friends to lovers stories like he finds that type of lifelong partnership so endearing (and he loves to live vicariously through jenna since that type of romance was obviously never an option for him)

wrecker is also very childlike at heart and i think the idea of a 13 year old sweetheart trapped inside the body of a 30 year old cut throat magazine exec is so amusing to him (and maybe makes him feel just a little bit represented in the media)

he is definitely the type to completely engulf you in a cuddle for the entirety of the movie and he DEFINITELY cries into your shoulder at matty’s wedding when jenna is crying on the stoop with her dream house

he wants to try razzles so bad. like so bad. i think if he ever came across them somewhere he would barter at least one of his brothers for them

wrecker really just loves love and watching movies about it just reminds him of how lucky he is to have his own love story with you <3

Echo: The Princess Bride

i feel like it’s glaringly obvious why echo loves this movie

pirates. sword fighting. decades long revenge plots. the value of an honorable, loyal man. true love that never wavers even in the face of devastating tragedy and the darkest of hardships. clever but goofy humor.

echo considers this an action/adventure movie and NOT a romance movie (even tho it 100% totally is a romance movie) and requests to watch it very frequently

he can quote the whole thing. i’m seriously telling you echo loves the princess bride with his whole chest

even tho he refuses to admit it’s a love story above all else, he really does try to model himself in your relationship after wesley

like especially given what happened at the citadel and all the time you thought he was dead, the cinematic parellels are alive and present in y’alls relationship and he strives to be even half the man to you that wesley is to buttercup

literally in your day to day life he will sometimes respond to your requests with a smooth “as you wish ;)” (it doesn’t matter how many times he does it it still gives you butterflies)

when you watch the movie, he snuggles as close to you as possible and does his best to make youre comfy the whole time (he’s insecure about his prosthetics hurting you no matter how much you reassure him they don’t)

he just loves to be able to feel your heartbeat and your laugh when you giggle at the funny bits

every single time without fail at the part when buttercup is about to stab herself he leans down, ghosts his lips against the shell of your ear, and whispers the line in time with wesley: “there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours”

every single time without fail you wind up making out until he pulls away and tells you to watch the next part when wesley challenges humperdinck to a duel to the pain

echo just loves you to bits and wants you to know he’d endure a thousand fire swamps for you

Omega: Clueless

i have this really specific obsession with omega being a total girly girl and having very traditionally feminine interests as she keeps experiencing the universe and being exposed to a spectrum of gender expression beyond clone (masc and boring) and kaminoan (ugly)

so with that headcanon of her in mind, it’s vital to me that she sees clueless as soon as possible

clueless is an essential piece of media for a girl entering adolescence and i will die on this hill

it has literally everything you want and everything you need to develop into a well-rounded young woman

it’s so deliciously 90s and glamorama and valley girl humor and camp. its got meaningful female friendships and valuable life lessons and paul mf rudd

if there’s one thing you should encourage a burgeoning hetero teen girl to do, it’s to stick to dating guys like paul rudd in clueless. the earlier this message can be broadcast the better

the second you’re able to steal omega away from hunters watchful eyes (“hunter we’re just gonna watch finding nemo i swear!”) you show her this movie

at this point omega is not really a girly girl, but omega also has absolutely zero feminine influence in her life

the first time she sees clueless she is absolutely obsessed. like seriously she is so enamoured with the glitz and glam of cher horowitz

she asks you questions the entire time. she wants to know about EVERYTHING. the makeup, the clothes, the hair, the slang

(she definitely goes around saying stuff like “i’m totally bugging” for long enough afterwards that almost all of the boys have slipped up at least once with some ridiculous valley girl slang. you thought you were gonna die of laughter when you overheard tech say “as if!” to wrecker in the middle of an argument)

it just really introduces her to this whole world of femininity that she didn’t even know existed and she absolutely loves it

she makes you watch clueless with her seriously once a week at minimum. she begs you to style her hair like tai’s and you can’t help yourself when you happen to run across a little yellow plaid dress and buy it for her on sight

(hunter was gonna scold you for recklessly spending credits until he saw how omega almost cried from how happy she was for the gift)

honestly she enjoys the romance of it all and paul rudd is def her first celebrity crush but she enjoys more that you and her now have this special thing of hair and nails and pretty dresses

she loves how confident and beautiful and special you’re able to make her feel, and you love that you get to bring her that small sense of normalcy and happiness

[silverrstarrr]

Normal girl (2)

Note: i just edit this chapter a bit and added more dialog. Someone messaged me and helped me out with a few things, thank you!

Chapter 2:

Walking side by side down the stairs, you took a sip of your coffee and place your herd of keys the side of your book bag. yume was scrolling through her phone on tik tok, drinking from her coconut Carmel ice coffee. You didn't understand why she was drinking ice coffee in mid February, it was cold. It was surprising their wasn't any snow.

Grinning like an idiot, she shaked your shoulder, positioning her phone in front of you–you both watched the tik tok. You didn't laugh at first only smiling, yume kept gesturing you to keep watching, waiting for the punchline. Finally it came up and you both started laughing, you slowly shaked your head placing your hand over your mouth.

"NOOO, nooo. That was so wrong, yall are going to hellll" you whined out.

Yume wiped the tears from her face and continued down the last step. She opened up the door and slid out, you trialing behind her. You both proceeded to walk down the street, where all the park cars were out.

"We riding in rich today girlie, jump in," she lifted up her arm that held her drink, her other reached into her purse and grabbed her car keys.

"I thought we were gonna walk there? It's only 10 minutes." You headed towards her car as she unlocked it and sat in the driver's seat. She had a 2018 dark Grey Nissan altima. You remember her having this ever since junior year, you recalled her talking about getting a newer model since this one was old. Like girl what? Old your ass, if the car still functioning there ain't no problem. White people shit, man.

"Well, it's the first day of sweet college life," she dragged out the last few words, adding a sarcastic tone. Yume tossed her bag in the backseat through the open space from the front, She dropped her drink in the little cup holder as well. Catching up with her, you open the backseat's door and chucked your bag in there–immediately closing it after. You pull the passengers door open and sat down, closing it behind you. Yume did the same–letting out a large sigh as she used her long sleeve to rub her legs, which were freezing.

"Bruh, you were just cold. Shouldn't have wore that skirt knowing it was this cold. Your mother would be disappointed," you moved your head side ways, pretending to be disappointed. You dropped your dunkin' drink in the other cup holder next to hers.

"Y/n, shut upp." Rolling her eyes jokingly, She grabbed the buckled next to her seat and puts it on. You placed your seat belt on too. Automatically, her phone connected to the car, you check over at the screen in the middle. It had the time, the degrees outside and all that other fancy things.

"Wanna play something?" she inserted the keys into the ignition and started the car.

"Yeah, I'll type it in,"

You grabbed her phone, showing the screen to her to unlock it, automatically recognizing her face– the lock screen slid up, revealing all her apps. You went to spotify and played "C U Girl" by Steve lacy.

"OKAAYYY, MS. INDIE TIK TOKER." Yume said nodding her, jamming to song. It was only going to be a 5 minute drive, or 7 if you guys couldn't find parking. She swerved to the left, leaving her parking space and pulling off. You whipped out your phone and paused your music, rapidly switching to snapchat–you heard yume's loud singing.

"I WANNA SEE YOU GUURRLL, I WANNA PLEASE YOU GIRL....GO AHEAD AND BE YOUR GIRL," This girl was jamming her out heart out, steve lacy was her favorite along with Brent faiyaz and many others.

In response, you started cackling as you hit the record button—swiftly turning over it to the driver. Her black ponytail moving as she sang and motioning her head in all different directions. Eyeing towards your direction she sees the phone and leans towards the camera flashing a smile, moving her head side to side—still singing through the lyrics. Yume returned back to the road as she lightly taps the steering, avoiding the horn of course.

Once the quick little vid was done, you added a caption,

"I swear if we crash😭😭💕"

Your thumb jolted between posting it on your private or public. You decided to post on the public story because why not? The song was over pretty quickly as the next one played.

"Who knew white people had rhythm?!" It was obviously sarcasm. You knew she was half Asian but it was fun always calling out her white side.

"Naaahh, white people don't have any rhythm. What you saw there was my miki matsubara pop out". She eases down her breaks– the traffic light turns red. Miki Matsubara? Oh yeah, it's that woman who sung "stay with me". It was a good song, you were obsessed with the chorus mostly. 

You giggled a bit at her remark, you checked your socials once again.

"If this light doesn-" Yume sentence was cut off by the light turning green. She pressed her foot on the gas and carried on with attending class.

                                  ~~~

Pulling up to the parking lot, yume leaned towards her wheel, searching for a place to park. She slowly went down each isle searching for a vacant lot she could snag. You had your drink in between your lips, you took the last sip and shook the plastic cup trying to get a little more. All you heard was ice rattling against one another, dropping the cup back in the holder. You peer out the window looking at the campus, there were a ton of kids, like a lot. Anxiety began spiking up through your veins, this really is the college life, huh? Maria University. It was a school for literally anything, it was one of the biggest universities in the country as well being highly diverse. Yume would be allll the way on the other side of campus while you're slightly in the middle.

"Uggghhh! I regret not leaving earlier, I don't see any open slots." She whined. This was her 2nd time driving around the parking lot looking for a space.

"I said we should walk but nahhh, you wanted to be lazy and take the car." You rolled your eyes as yume, exaggerating, throwing your hands in the air. But you weren't going to be late on the first day. As the generous queen you are, you aided your roomie with looking a space to park. After analyzing for a few moments, you spotted a space and immediately tapped at the window, pointing towards it. Yume car swerved to the left, sliding right into the parking. Taking her keys out the hole, she grabbed her drink and headed out.

"No leaving trash in my car, miss L/n!"

You grabbed your plastic cup and opened the passenger door.

"Yes ma'am," you opened the backseat and grabbed the two bags and closed the door. Beep yume locked her car. She was sipping her coffee but gave a bitter expression when her sweet drink was watered down because of the ice. You looked at your phone, checking the time:

                             8:38 am

                 Monday, February 18th

                                                               38m ago

Kittykiller27, prettygirlnene liked your photo

                                                               45m ago

[Andyhas]: CRONA BECK started following you and 48 others.

Your phone was blowing up from insta notifications. It was time for class and you weren't sure how long it'll even take you to find your classroom. Slinging the bag over your shoulder, you handed yume her own, which she grabbed. You both were speed walking, despite her coffee being ruined she still continued to drink it. It was for the caffeine you guessed. Reaching the sidewalks, it was time to part ways. Yume turned her face towards yours pouting.

"We're leaving each other nooww," she stuck out her bottom lip staring at you. You grabbed her arm, pulling her closer to you. Her arms slithered around your waist, resting her chin on your shoulder–giving you a warm hug. You returned the hug by grunting and holding her tightly.

She started giggling and patted your back a few times, you released your grip and she started to jog in the other direction while looking back, waving at you. You waved back hollering a "BYEEEE!" A trash can was next to you so you dumped your empty dunkin' there.

It was now time for your own adventure, to find this damn classroom. You click the play button on your phone's lock screen, "baby powder by Jenevieve began playing. (Play the song whores👩🏾‍💻)

Walking downwards to the left side of campus, you searched for a pair of doors to go inside of. At this moment, you regretted not going to orientation. That day you were busy setting up your website for your makeup line. You haven't released any products yet, but you had plentiful of ideas and themes you wanted to do. Since it was black history month, maybe you'll drop something as simple as a face cream to help clear and brighten up the skin. But you discarded that thought because you weren't anywhere near ready to start your own small business. Plus, you had bigger things to worry about.

Standing in front of double doors, you grab the handles and pulled it back, you stepped inside while students behind you did the same. You came in slowly, admiring the interior. It was hella spacy with paintings and photos hanging along the walls. Students were roaming the hallways going back and forth from classrooms. Most of the students seemed to be in some sort of costume, or they were dressed fairly well like they were models. You didn't know the directions to your designated class, so you took up the courage to ask someone. You turned to search for someone who didn't seem busy, since most people were rushing to class. Finally you laid eyes on q girl leaning against the wall, typing on her phone. She had long pink acrylic nails, her blonde hair tied into a low ponytail, which complimented her pale skin tone. She had a gold nose piercing on the right nostril.

She seemed nice enough, so you decided to approach her.

"Um excuse me, do you know where Mr. Fargo's class is at?"

The blonde girl averted her eyes from her phone, now focusing on you.

"I'm not really sure—um, I believe it's down that way." She pointed to the right of her.

"Mr. Fargo, he's teaches cosmetic right?"

"Yeah," you replied

"Then I think it should be down there." She scrunched her face in a confusing manner, meaning not to take her word for granted. But you couldn't care less, it was worth a try.

"Ight, thank you." You bid her goodbye. Oop. You accidentally switched your lingo. You were used to speaking in AAVE but you knew how to change your tone and wordplay around others who weren't African American. The girl didn't seen to notice so you just continued down the hall.

"Down... here right..? Yeah this is the way," you murmured to yourself while you strut down the hall. Then turned left as the lady told you. You were now at a hall with multiple doors. Out of all them, you forget the most important, class started in five minutes. You looked to the left as your braids swayed with your movement, then searched to the right. You walked down the hallway, stopping at the fifth door on the left. You were hesitant with grabbing the door, you didn't want to make a fool of yourself walking into the wrong room as all eyes are on you. You pulled out your phone and texted yume.

(I did a different message format just in the previous was confusing)

                 colonizer but times 2🧑🏻‍🦲

       

                        I'm so lost, this is embarrassing.

Lost? What happened

                        

                               Idk where my class is

                             & its starting in a few

You don't know where?? Bruh

Ask someone, im sure they'll help you

                              I did...but she didn't tell me

                                    which class it was😭 all.

she said was "down the hall"

BYEE LMAOO

Uhh

Just open the door you think it is😋       

                      UH- HUH🧏🏾‍♀️ YOU SETTING ME

                               UP FOR FAILURE.

     

       Imagine going into the wrong class and

                 all you see are eyes 👁👁

Girl, half of the people won't even see you again on campus👩🏻‍🏫

If you don't recognize the teacher, try to ask a student close to the door for direction

         Okay, im blaming you if I make a fool.    

                           outta myself 😟

                        Read at 8:43 am

(Play quicksand by SZA rq 👩🏾‍💻)

You decided to take your roomie's advice and pick a class, which you already did.

You dropped your phone back into your jacket pocket and swung open the door–you were prepared for the stares. The classroom was vacant, not even a teacher in sight. Just a bunch of stools and white pull down screens. You saw a few cameras standing in front of these screens. "Was this the photography class or sum?" You mumbled to yourself.

And well, eyes were on you but it wasn't a herd as you expected, just one. Sitting on one of the stools in front of the door, was pale skin boy with long brown hair. It rested at his shoulders, some of it covering his face even. He seemed around 6ft, or 6 ft 2? You couldn't really tell since he was sitting.

He had on some black jeans with a black long sleeve sweatshirt as well with a beige greenish short sleeve unbutton shirt rested on top of it– a long golden key necklace dangled from his chest. His hands were sitting between his lap, you noticed sliver rings on them.(his outfit for people who need help visualizing) The teal eyed boy was also rocking black & white air Jordan 1 retro, literally the same as you.

You screamed internally at how fine this man looked and he had shoe gang? Uggghh. Class been started and you were going to be late on your first because this OBVIOUSLY wasn't your class. You decided to break the awkward silence and speak,

"Hey, um, is this Mr. Fargos class?" You stepped more into the classroom for the brunette male to hear you.

"Wrong one, babe. His class is in a totally different building." A different building?! You wanted to die right there and then, especially after hearing him laugh after his statement. Not just the wrong class but the wrong building? Bye–you're so stupid. His eyes scanned your body, his eyes lingered a bit longer at your shoes–it seems he noticed. A smirk appeared on his lips after finishing his quick outfit interrogation–wait, did he just call you-? I-, yes he did. You tried your best to hide your smile and not react.

"O-ooo, I got it. Thanks" Eren released a small chuckled seeing your reaction, he could tell you were caught up with the little pet name.

"I'll walk you over there." He got off his stool and walked towards your direction.

"I-, nah it's good, I got it." You said in defense not wanting to bother him. He didn't respond and just passed by you, exiting the classroom. He held onto the door, looking at you.

"You coming or no?" He was so nonchalant with it everything. You smiled a bit and walked out the class alongside with him. He released his grip once you were out and started trialing behind you.

You paused for a moment because you didn't know where you were going. You turned back to look at him, he caught on and let out an "ah". He quickly got in front of you as you proceeded behind him.

"So," he said.

"What?" You replied. Why did he start a sentence and not finish it? Was he expecting you to start the conversation, weirdo. You just wanted to get to class l.

"Oo, sassy are we?" He raised a brow.

"What—? boy, say what you wanna say."

Once again, he let out a chuckle, flashing you a small. God, was his laugh attractive.

"You're into makeup and stuff?" He questioned.

"Yeah, I'm into 'makeup and stuff' " You said the last few words in the mocking tone, referring to what he called cosmology.

"That's good, at least I'll be seeing you often."

"Often? Oh, are you in that major also?" You said.

"No...Do you really not know anything?" He made you feel dumb by his response. How were you suppose to know what he meant? You clicked your teeth and started walking ahead. You pushed back the door that lead to another hallway and walked towards the end to push the second door that lead to another building.

The brunette boy watched as you left him behind in the dirt, waiting for the moment you'll turn the wrong corner—so he could tease you about it then correct you.

It wasn't too long till you reached your destination, you both stopped in front of the class's door.

"Well, see you. I hope you don't make snarky remarks to every girl you meet."

"Nah, only you princess." He had a smirk on his face, ooo! You wanted to wipe it off.

You glanced at him and his eyes were already on you, you broke eye contact and reached for the handle.

"Wait–" you whipped your heard back.

"Yeah?"

He cleared his throat

"Name's Eren," you let out a small giggle, did he really just stop you to say his name? Puhleasee. Hearing your laugh, his face brightened up and kept his eyes on you.

"Okay, Eren~. Thank you for walking me, I gotten get to class now."

You opened the door and stepped inside. Eren didn't even get a chance to ask your name. Luckily for him, your major mingled a lot with his own, he could only hope to see you again around campus.

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Authors note: UGHHH, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS just to pass out a few hours before school started. 🥲 I wasn't even paying attention in English and math class, but hope yall enjoyed <3.

Pt 3