#and so is sunwukong

[localmothcryptid]

my computer for the 14th time today: moooonkie kid!

Me, gross sobbing in my bed, shoving goldfish into my mouth: FAMILIAR TALES—hic—NEW ADVENTURES

[goldetrash]

lighting practice with baby monkeys, these little rascals

[starrclown]

I rewatched the end of Season 3 of Lego Monkie Kid and I timed from the start of Macaque and Wukong fighting to the end.

1 minute and 7 seconds.

Incase you were wondering it took 1 minute and 7 seconds for Possesed Wukong, someone who is not in control of his body by the way, someone who is most likely weaker considering he's not in control of his abilities, to beat the shit out of Macaque.

Hes pathetic and it makes me happy.

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

[heshemejoshi]

i am now struck with a very big need to read journey to the west . i have no clue if i should read it in english or spanish, or which translation to pick though wdjfkenf

[relmint]

JGIRJGIRGJIRJ OMG when I saw your response to the Bull Demon King x Wukong ask, I had puppy dog eyes,,, I was shipping them like FedEx when I looked into the book after watching LMK.

So,,, are you willing to make more art of them?? It honestly NEEDS more recognition.

AYO ofc B) Here is a doodle I did of our fav kings!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[starstruckwonder]

Nobody move there's blood on the floor

(Click for better quality)

[fawkesthefox]

finished watching lmk you're all obsessing over the WRONG Angsty bitch boy!

LOOK AT HIM...

[chemicalarospec]

One thing I like about Mayday 五月天 is that it's sometimes I think "it'd be nice if this band redid this song now because it could go much harder" and in their concert mixes they actually do that, always remixing their songs but not in a way that feels like cash grabs.

[uumumuu]

Who is supplying all those monkeys?? 3000 died??? Stop giving Elon musk monkeys to kill this is how you get the planet of the apes in real life

[hexologh]

₊❏❜ ⋮CLAWS ⌒ Macaque and sunwukong having a S/O who is a ancient samurai... but also a powerful dragon, who is much more wiser and calmer then they are.

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🎑 ╰┈➤ MACAQUE꒱

Let's be real this Mf be bragging to everyone he meets, oh what's that? Who is this attractive person right next to him? Believe it or not it's his S/O! That's right you better cower in fear, they'd destroy you with a swift cut of their katana! Who's better now, WUKONG ! ?

'Course, he'd love you unconditionally, though he doesn't understand how you have so much self control over your emotions, an enemy could be insulting you, boom! Macaque would kick them to where the beautiful light of your smile doesn't shine! No one shall even breathe the same air as you, NO ONE.

Being the smarter one he'd often ask you about stuff, literally the two of you could be at a mountain top chilling and having snacks, and he'd ask like; "Anyway, do you know why oranges name are oranges but carrot ain't?" You'd look at him with a blank expression as you calmly sip your tea, "Great question." Macaque waited for something but you said nothing else, Macaque opened his mouth to speak but you cut him off, "No." "Yes, ma'am."

Bro if you had a tail he'd be frantic, suggesting stuff you can do with your tail since it was spiky and big m, you could throw away enemies, choke them, choke him— I mean what?

You are much stronger than him, so please for the love of everything that is holy, protect this monkey with your life, he's been through enough.

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🌄 ╰┈➤ SUN WUKONG ꒱

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF, IN THE BATHROOM, OUTSIDE, INSIDE, ON THE PARK, ON THE BENCH, IN THE FOREST— ONE CHANCE, Bro is a simp for you ngl, he his just fawning over your outfit like; DAYUM ! ? The way you let the left sleeve of your Yukata fall down revealing your muscles, and chest that had bandages and scars, male or female he doesn't care, you cannot stop staring down, because let's be real, Where else is there to look at?

"Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?" You would ask looking down at him as Wukong let out a chuckle, "I like it because no one would know where you're looking at!" He said, you looked down at him as he was leaning towards you with a finger on his chin his face right in front of your chest, as if it were the most interesting thing in the world, "Right.."

Please allow him to hug you in any given situation, you would be falling mid air and he'd be like, "Can we hug so it feels romantic?" C'mon he's been all alone stuck in that mountain, He's touch starved, Idk what to tell ya. 🤷‍♀️

He loves when you fight for him, what's that? He can protect himself? He might be the great sage but he's still a monkey! Yeah! Beat that guy till he knows that this "great sage" is yours only.

You wipe the blood of your enemy off your face looking down at the motionless body, how dare such a lowly creature lay it's dirty fingers on you and your lover, speaking of your lover, you then turn towards Wukong, "My Darling, are you hurt?" You shifted your tone softer as you looked at him as your hand crept onto his cheek, and with a straight face he tells you, "Step on me."

Oh.

Idk I was bored.

[deadlandsqueen]

Im back! The otheranimatic I was working on is taking a hot sec so I did this instead.

Bonus I have a scene cut cause I realized towards the end that i really didn't need it lol. But that can be seen on my patreon where I just show behind the scenes.

Patreon

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☆ 𝐂𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐋𝐌𝐊 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ☆

FALLING LEAFS. 𑁍 repost! Tumblr hates my guts sometimes

FLOWER POT. 𑁍 sunwukong, chang'e, mr mcquack, the mayor

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sun wukong is an avid cuddler, with nothing to do, aside for training mk he has a lot of free time. he's a total clinger. at least one part of his body has to be touching you, move often than not hes laying on top of you, with his taiI wrapped around your leg. also likes when you pet him and give him scritches, hes putty in your hands. also he snores.

chang'e is the cuddle queen, and the only one here that won't accidently smoother you in there sleep. she is open for whatever cuddle position you want. Her personal favorite is when your spooning her, it makes her feel secure and she will practically soak up your warmth even with all the blankets. (I think she's a blanket hog)

macarque is more reserved then wukong and will not admit when he wants cuddles or scritches, though further into your relationships he just plops himself on you eexpecting you to understand. his favorite cuddle position would either be w/ your arms wrapped around him w/ him burried into your chest or he also likes spooning in either position.

mayor is a naturally physically affectionate lover, who is down to cuddler when ever and where ever. he's not a very clingy guy while cuddling however he'd at least like to be near you and touching you in some way aswell. His favorite postion would be you laying against his chest, trapped in his embrace.

[starrclown]

Potential Mei and Wukong duo moment!!

Since Wukong hasn't been around people in 500 years, he doesn't know how people talk or what people uses as hand gestures.

I'd like to believe that Mei would help Wukong socially with his speech and gestures. (Because I believe that Wukong stims like crazy.)

Like she would tell him what people are interested in, she would teach him about social media, teach him things he could use to bond with the people in the group.

Bonus if she likes to mess with him and teaches him inappropriate stuff and she tells him it's a greeting.

(Bonus Bonus is she gets in trouble because Wukong insulted Pigsy and said that Mei told him to do it.)

- ⭐️StarClown⭐️

[pompomqt]

Journey to the West Chapter 7

Sun Wukong in the Eight Trigrams Brazier:

So when we last left off in Journey to the West with @journeythroughjourneytothewest, Sun Wukong was being hauled away by heaven for execution. So how did that turn out for them? Well... they throw everything they have at him but find that known of their weapons even scratch him and setting him on fire and hitting him with lightning also has no effect. So while they are trying to figure out how to kill Sun Wukong when nothing they throw at him hurts him in anyways Laozi suggests they throw him in the Brazier of the eight Trigrams to separate Sunwukong from the heavenly peaches, wine and divine elixir which had refined in his stomach giving him a diamond body that can't be destroyed. So Laozi throws him in the braizer, but Sun Wukong crawled beneath the 'Xun' or 'Wind' compartment to stay safe from the flames. However the wind churned up smoke giving Sun Wukong his fiery eyes. Forty nine days later they open the brazier to extract the elixir, and we get to add a +1 to Sun Wukong's cry count since at the time of the brazier finally opening, he was 'covering his eyes with both hands, rubbing his face and shedding tears'. Needless to say Sun Wukong bolts out of there the second there is an opening. Sun Wukong definitely seems to be in a lot of distress as he throws off the fire tenders and guardians that try and grab him, and even shoving Laozi over. I think it's also interesting that Sun Wukong- who as we previously saw seems to mostly enjoy combat and exchanging taunts with his enemy is silent for this rampage and seems to be lashing out indiscriminately now. Eventually Sun Wukong fights his way into the Hall of Perfect Light, where Numinous Officer Wang intercepts him, they fight for a while, and eventually 36 thunder deities also jump into the fight. Sun Wukong uses some shapeshifting to transform into a creature with six arms and three heads to keep them all at bay.

With No one in heaven able to take down Sun Wukong, the Jade Emperor sends some gods to ask the Buddha to come and subdue him. So Buddha arrives and interrupts the fight, and Sun Wukong finally speaks for the first time this chapter, demanding to know who he is and why he is interrupting his battle. Buddha introduces himself and asks Sun Wukong why he is so unruly. And Sun Wukong says he is going to over throw the Jade Emperor, and that if he doesn't hand over the Celestial palace to him that there will never be peace. And with that we get to add 'Treason' to Sun Wukong's list of crime for attempting to overthrow the government. Buddha decides to make a wager with Sun Wukong, saying that if Sun Wukong can cloud summersault clear out of the palm of his hand that he will let Sun Wukong have the Celestial Palace, but if he fails it's back to the region below to be a monster for Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong takes that bet, and cloud summersaults to five flesh pink pillars supporting a mass of green air. In order to prove that he made it here Sun Wukong signs one of the pillars and pee's on it. With that done, he summersaults back to where he started on the palm of Buddha's hand. Sun Wukong claims he made it to the edge of Heaven, but the Buddha directs Sun Wukong's attention to his hand which has been signed, and the smell of monkey pee coming from it. Sun Wukong unwilling to believe it tries to go there once more, but the Buddha overturns his hand, throwing monkey back down to earth as his five fingers becomes the five phases mountain, which manages to pin Sun Wukong down with just enough pressure to trap him. Adding +1 to Wukong's defeats. After that Heaven throws a victory Banquet and showers the Buddha with praise and gifts. Until a god makes a report that the Great Sage is sticking his head out. So the Buddha makes a seal for them to stick on top of the mountain, causing the mountain to grow roots and fuse with the ground. Before the Buddha leaves, he calls upon some local spirits to stand watch over Five Phases mountain and to fee Sun Wukong Iron Pellets when he is hungry and melted copper when he is thirsty. Which personally to me sounds worse then just going hungry and thirsty....

And so there Sun Wukong will remain until his sentence is complete and a certain someone comes to free him...

Current Sun Wukong Stats: Names/Titles: Monkey, The Stone Monkey, The Handsome Monkey King, Sun Wukong (Monkey awakened to the void), Bimawen (Banhorseplague) and The Great Sage Equal To Heaven. Immortality: 5 Weapon: The Compliant Golden Hooped Rod Abilities: 72 Transformations, Cloud-Somersault, Ability to transform his individual hairs, super strength, Ability to Summon Wind, Water restriction charm, and the ability to change into a huge war form, ability to duplicate his staff, ability to immobilize others, the ability to put others to sleep, and the Fiery eyes and Diamond Pupils Demon Kill Count: 1+ Unknown Number of Minions God's Defeated: 19 + Unknown number Defeats: 2 Crime List: Robbery, Murder, Mass Murder, Arson, Theft, Coercion, Threatening a Government Official, Resisting Arrest, Assault, Forgery, Employee Theft, False Imprisonment, Impersonating a Government Official and Treason. Cry Count: 3 Mountains Trapped Under: 1

[markzschiegnerii]

Teams RWBY and JNPR are all grown up so now lets meet the families

#RWBY #RubyRose #YangXiaoLong #BlakeBelladonna #JauneArc #NeptuneVasilias #SunWukong

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