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finishing off mermay strong with THEM
#the little mermaid#THEYRE SO#GRIPS FIST#YEAH#need to see this movie again#fanart#mermay#disney#halle bailey#jonah hauer king#listened to wild uncharted waters on repeat as I drew IM DOWN BAD
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fuck all romances except for whatever the brown/black girl got going on with her pasty ass white boyfriend
#it eats i fear#and i truly do fear#there's just something about a white man being so extremely downbad for his bad bitch gf#call it reparations if you must#kanej#benvi#peraltiago#zoyalai#drukkari#bela x erica#jurdan#marashaw#thatcherlyra#lyrathatcher#prev ship was woc x white boy TRUST#bluesy#stella x christian#jonah x amy#declan x iris#kanthony#bonnie x damon#cece x schmidt#bookblr#sydcarmy#rina#juke#spideychelle#dickkory#wopez#early seasons veronica fisher x kevin ball
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society if knowledge and secrets (the Eye) vs. narrative and meaning (the Web) wasn’t presented as a strict dichotomy where one Fear alone developed the ability to Think but rather our amorphous blob of terror being an exploration of epistemology and metafiction. society if there was at the very least an actual discussion of the Spider’s desire to proliferate in and feed on infinite realities being the same hunger that drove Jonah Magnus and how they both deified the same man over it, making him the site of violence in this cosmic struggle between fate and free will.
#log.#the magnus archives#the last part especially was fumbled so bad#the tapes are of the web + the statements are of the institute + the Voice was of jon and elias#but the final ‘cutting the tether’ had nothing to do with jon or jonah#no one gives a shit about jon’s choices or opinions and it’s not even#in a pre-figured tragedy way but just that they’re assholes#you take this interesting symbol and then flatten all significance out of it. whatever
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There's the obvious implication here that Jon doesn't want to be compared to Elias, the evil guy who tricked him into breaking the world.
But also the fact that he can't stand to hear Elias' name because he knows one, Helen's right and he's far more like Elias than he realized. He's now fully aware of why Elias was the way he was and to be told it's satisfying-- Jon could never let himself admit to enjoying that.
And two, I think Jon feels so fucking betrayed that hearing his name in reference to how they're alike actually hurts him.
#mag 166#jonelias#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#im back on my bullshit#i will analyze these two with a fine tooth comb#i am unwell and love them sm#i needed more elias in s5 so bad#jonah magnus
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"I am surprised to find how little remorse I feel" well i for one am not surprised that jonah magnus feels no remorse in manipulating an employee to get themselves grievously harmed/killed just so that he can learn more about stuff, that is the most unsurprising thing of all time
#personal#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#anyway RETURN OF THE KING#god i missed him so bad#i don't care if it's 1840s jonah it's still jonah and he's doing jonah things#return him to me at once rusty quill i want more
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some sillies from a month ago
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#my little mermaid#i swooned ngl#still thinking about my princess ariel#halle bailey you are the supreme#she ate this role up so bad like#no one could have done it better#would fight prince eric for ariel’s hand#halle bailey#the little mermaid#disney#live action#disney princess#little mermaid#jonah hauer king#prince eric#eric x ariel#ariel x eric#ariel and eric#eric and ariel
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I just think if Elias Bouchard gave me a lot of attention, I would be perfectly fine. That would fix me poof.
#the magnus archives#tma podcast#tma#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#the magnus institute#rusty quill tma#my brain rot is so bad I think about him so bad ugh
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"we're still friends, right?" "jonah, be honest. were we ever?"
#saw an edit on tiktok of this scene and saw a comment that inspired me to make this#so here you go#platonic jandi is So important to me#because most of the time they weren't fully able to properly be friends without awkwardness of some kind#but by the time we reach the end of the showm they finally Reach that good place. they Get their closure.#too bad we never got to see a proper friendship between them without all the romance drama#andi mack#andiman#jonah beck#web weaving#<- in a way i guess
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they’re my people forever 😌
#i posted this on twitter earlier and thought why not post it here too!#my tlm brainrot is still so bad#the little mermaid#ariel#prince eric#ariel x eric#the little mermaid 2023#halle bailey#jonah hauer king#arieleric#the little mermaid edit
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This episode was!!!! It surely was!!!!
Peter gets to look normal sometimes i just haven't figured out how and i like fog man
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Also eyevatars doodle dump
Elias is extremely fun to draw i hate this man
#I'm also dressing up as big bad eye man for halloween#the gender is gonna be off the charts#and ofc im wearing heels#trying to design peter has been so hard how do i not make him look like captain findus#or shall i embrace the findus#tma#the magnus archives#the magnus archives season 4#tma season 4#tma fanart#mag 159#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#peter lukas#jonathan sims#jon sims#martin blackwood#martin tma#class doodles#my art
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seeing non-black people critique rick's portrayal of black characters is interesting sometimes. only like 30% of the critiques I see make any sense to me to be honest
#“rick made carter be an elvis presley fan that's fucked up!” is a real thing I just read#do you think black people can't enjoy elvis even though he appropriated black culture for personal gain#boy you would not like what I have to tell you about eminem. or kpop. or anything else bc black culture has been#appropriated by like everyone forever. are black people not allowed to enjoy iggy or ariana or billie or [the list goes on]#I myself am not biracial but I /mostly/ like carter and sadie (specifically carter who isn't white-passing) as black representation#the part where carter feels indignant that he has to hold himself to a higher standard because the world is harsher on black boys#did genuinely resonate with me when I first read that part as a child and it still does to this day#can we talk about how rick knows nothing about black hair instead#or how hazel is from the jim crow era and seems to not have one single thought about race in the modern era#or hazel's horror over the amazons keeping slaves but “no they're not slaves they just like it that way 🥰”#my problems with hazel are not at all about stereotypes I just don't buy her as an authentic portrayal of a black girl from the 1930s#don't get me started on beckendorf. does every black character need to die a violent horrible death rick#anyways this isn't intended to make anyone feel bad but we need more meaningful nuance in critiques beyond “hey that's a stereotype! bad!”#if you can't discern and communicate WHY it's bad then you're not saying anything of substance#is it a caricature? is it uninformed/underresearched? are all the characters from that group being represented in that way?#is the stereotype itself a degradation of that group? is it being played for laughs? is the character a one-dimensional stereotype?#what can we glean about the biases of the author/narrative and their worldview through their portrayal of certain groups in the text?#a big part of literary analysis and critique is not only pointing out The Thing. you need to also say something about The Thing#like if you have a black character say they like hiphop then sure it's a “stereotype”. but lots of black people do like hiphop#it's an important part of black american culture and portraying that in media isn't racist by default#and in fact lots of poc keep parts of themselves quiet for fear of being perceived as a “stereotype” when we shouldn't have to do that#BUT if you're doing it like jonah wizard was written in the 39 clues then that's where we've got a problem bc wtf was that rick#that was so racist oh my god I was like 11 years old reading that 😭 and then he had the white mc poke fun at him for being a gangster#and him being a “gangsta” was always played for laughs throughout the story#not being pro-rick here as I'm a big fan of critical riordan reading just being pro-thoughtful critiques because some of you guys actually#sound a wee bit ignorant when saying things like what was mentioned in the first tag#baye.txt#pjo hoo toa#rr crit#<- tagging that just for. well the tags basically
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how Jonah looks vs how I percieve him
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jonah isn’t jonah without his 🤨😏
#tmc fanart#tmc#jonah marshall#the mandela catalogue#the mandela catalog fanart#this is kinda bad but it was made on one layer with no sketch so
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i got you babe - j.h.k
summary: y/n worked the hardest she ever has on this new project, and she thinks jonah can’t make it to her premiere.
jonah hauer king x reader
a/n: I DID IT GUYS TAKE IT AND GO.
this movie had been the best, and also the most exhausting film y/n has ever acted in. she was working with one of the most important directors in a thriller movie. she knew the filming would take a toll, it required her to almost turn into her character, also carrying disturbing plot moments. she also knew this movie was the movie for her. the promotion was booming across the countries for her and it would likely be nominated for several awards due to the script and production.
she had invited everyone to the premiere. her best friends, her family, her boyfriends family, even her boyfriends cast mates. jonah was the most important person in her life. his career was finally starting to skyrocket. he filmed the little mermaid while y/n was also filming, and both of them were at a complete peak in their career. jonah had held her hand at every red carpet, and she held jonah’s on his. everything the other one did was only brought up with praise from the other.
the couple was laying in their bed on their sides, their legs tangled together as they admired the others features. y/n ran her hand through jonah’s soft hair, and his finger was gliding across her cheekbones. “you feeling ok about the premiere tomorrow?”
“i’m just gonna get it over with. i really wish you could be there,” y/n speaks softly in response.
“i know, darling,” he replies, sadly. “i would give anything to be there with you. you put blood, sweat, and tears into this movie and i so badly want to be there holding your hand. i’m so, so sorry love.”
“it’s alright, jonah,” y/n smiles to hopefully release some of his pity. “when it’s over, i’m coming right back home to you.”
she leaves a quick kiss on his lips, and jonah is unsatisfied. so, he leans in, deepening the kiss and rolling her on top of him. “i like the sound of that,” he says, his sweet accent swimming through his words.
y/n stepped onto the red carpet and was confronted with camera flashes and yells for her name. she could barely see a foot in front of her, immediately getting overwhelmed by the bright white lights poisoning her eyes. the release of the movie had already been stressful enough, she didn’t need more people screaming to get her attention.
the only person she wanted was jonah. he knew every single way to calm her down and whatever she needed to feel better. she knew the same for him, and she just wished he was here to help her. she just wants to feel his presence, his touch. however, jonah wasn’t there this time, and she had to help herself. so, she forced herself through to the end of the carpet, showing off her dress and putting on a fake beam for the photos that she’d probably see on twitter later.
she hid behind the large wall that concealed her from the photographers. she ran her hand over her hair, trying not to mess it up but desperately needing some pressure off of her. she figured she could have at least a minute alone with her thoughts, but her assistant had walked over to her again. “y/n! there’s someone here to see you, they’re being sent in now. they’ve requested for you.”
y/n sighs. it’s just more press or another interviewer to ask the same questions. she doesn’t want to sound ungrateful. the life she’s been given is beyond fulfilling, and she would never want to take it for granted. but right now, she just wants the arms of her boyfriend to hold her.
she walks around the carpet with blurry vision, trying to contain her tears to maintain her perfect makeup. she fans her eyes, dropping the fake smile and following her assistant to the person who suggested a meeting with her. the second she sees the tall man in front of her, she just wants to fly into his arms. so, she walks over to jonah faster and he starts walking too. he meets her halfway, letting her lean into him and allowing him to take some of the pressure.
“it’s ok, you’re alright,” he reassures, placing his hand on the back of her head as her face is buried into his chest. “i’m here, love.”
“how did you get here?” y/n asks, confused but relieved.
“i managed to move some things around. the producer told me you weren’t yourself, so i knew i had to be here. you’re forever my priority, y/n.”
“i love you so much,” she speaks, pulling away from him and kissing his cheek. “thank you, truly.”
“i wouldn’t chose to be anywhere but with you.”
“y/n!” the voice of her manager rolled in. “let’s start getting back out there.”
“can you come with me?” y/n asks, hoping jonah can hold her hand on the carpet.
“of course, darling,” he says, and they walk out together as y/n’s worries start to disintegrate with his touch.
#i need him so bad#MY MANNNNNN#jonah hauer king#jonah hauer king x reader#jonah hauer king x y/n#jonah hauer king fluff#prince eric fic#prince eric#halle bailey#the little mermaid#the little mermaid 2023#a dogs way home#the little mermaid live action#ariel x eric#jonah hauer king x you#jonah hauer king marry me please#have my babies
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the directors said cut but jonah hauer king king heard slut and he went with it
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#jonah hauer king#little mermaid 2023#I literally#would produce a whole football team and it's cheerleaders#just for him#I mmight be pmsing#maybe i'm insane#good lord#i want him so fucking bad#hes literally perfect#hes my babygirl#my god#what did we do to deserve him
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