#and shes hot

[lovemkx]

mileskane London Night 1 x She’s ready x Love MK

📸 @ogden_ewan

[pemguims]

was eating ice cream and reading the wikipedia page for ice cream for an immersive experience and everyone say thank you to agnes bertha marshall for inventing the ice cream cone and the look and popularity of ice cream as we know it

[connorsui]

Every time I do skin care that involves exfoliating any part of my body ...it feels as if I'm removing a layer of skin...to reveal my true identity as a demon from hell 💅🏻

🩷🎀its psychopath behavior for ur girl consui🩷🎀

[httpfr3shlyrtten]

Not Eddsworld. You may gather and kill me. She/her?? Slay bill girl???

[ibxrmeith]

cant believe i have a gf... life is so crazy

[ohimiisokiguess]

Noo i didnt have a phase… totallyyyyy :33

[desolationlovers]

“stan evil women let women be awful and despicable” but as soon as i thirst over daisy magnusarchives im suddenly a cop sympathizer. whats a more evil and morally bankrupt character than a cop. just say you hate lesbians

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[gongyussy]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[ryuuna]

can persephone please catch a break cuz that’s twice now she hasn’t been able to raise her kids due to divine fuckery 🫠

[bgmoth]

she really hates ghosts

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[yuradethx]

im gonna meet an important person for me tomorrow actually i should be sleeping but im nervous dont wanna fail her

[g3othermal3scapism]

rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’

[ridaine]

A serious misunderstanding took place, but they're getting married now so it all worked out?