#and shes calling a cab

[sadpicturesques]

so is there a mrs. brightside?

[hajihiko]

Sobriety crew gets no mercy from drunk shenanigans

[turtledotjpeg]

(kurapika is drinking black coffee. it is 10pm)

[14dayswithyou]

Howdy howdy Saint ^^ Get this, Olivia and angel, enemies to lovers. They fight over Ren (or Teo 😋), but it's ok because they just make out in the end!!

Is this in character or no...

cw: Angel puts on gloss in this drabble (they're testin out Kiara's new makeup products), but it's still gender neutral and nondescript!!

Also... Not much enemies to lovers goin on here because I got impatient writing my own build up sgshjghjsjh

"Hmph. I did not get all dressed up just to be ignored like this."

With a slight pout, Olivia slouches against the reception desk and stomps her foot. Her eyes hadn't left Teo and Elanor's figures the moment she walked into the library — that is until you stepped out from the employee's lounge with a new tester product from Kiara in your hands.

Almost immediately, Olivia turns her attention towards you as she slams her hands on the counter in excitement.

"And you... That gloss looks way too good on you to go to waste!" You don't miss the way she eyes your lips curiously. The scowl on her face could've been mistaken for resentment, though her next words only seemed to contradict everything. "Wait... I know that tint— Is it Creston and Co? ...Could I try some? Please!"

With a grin, you gently cup Olivia's chin and lean in. Her eyes widen at your sudden proximity and a small gasp leaves her lips — clearly, she wasn't expecting you to do that — though she doesn't seem to move away. In fact, Olivia only seems to lean closer... Close enough to stand on her tip-toes and press her plush lips against yours.

Something sweet melds with the taste of your own fruity gloss, and you find yourself leaning in for more. Olivia happily obliges, tilting her head to the side with practised ease and gently reaching out to bury her hands in the front of your jacket.

The kiss deepens the moment you feel something warm against your lips, and just as you are about to reciprocate, you hear a deep grumble of someone clearing their throat behind you.

Conan.

Flushed, you pull back almost immediately while Olivia sends you an impish smile. You don't dare to look behind you, though you somehow know that Conan has already retreated into the very same staff lounge you emerged from previously.

"Hehe! Thanks for that!" With Teo now long forgotten, Olivia grabs one of your hands and gives it a gentle squeeze. "Hey... Wanna head to the pier after your shift? I think I'd like your attention all to myself now."

[anonymusbosch]

acquaintance in the very large group chat has reached the unfortunate foreseeable-and-foreseen outcome (loss of visa?) of "multiple levels of shitty life situation" compounded by "a seemingly steadfast resolution to make poor choices in every possible avenue of life". and it's. i wish her the best in dealing with the fallout, and i hope at some point she is able to make choices which improve her situation.

[devilslunchbreak]

do i even need to keep making these posts LMFAOOO i barely go here anymore

joelmorricone -> devilslunchbreak

[matineemonsters]

Lookit my mini charcuterie appetizer I made with whatever I could scrounge from the fridge as an excuse to try this Tallegio

[stoprewined]

great now she's going fishing and he's getting dinner

[poisonousquinzel]

when you're having a good morning and am ready to talk to your wonderful therapist about a wonderful gay little show that's taken over your mind only for your cab driver to be a fuckinf loser with no brain cells who spends the whole ride there saying the most racist, antisemitic and anti lgbt shit I've ever heard in person

[codenamejudas]

Dating Service

[alphacrone]

if you can't dance with skill then you gotta dance with passion. none of that awkward, coy sexy stuff. smack someone in the face with your flailing arms.

[semiotomatics]

GOD im so mad

i only just found out YESTERDAY that hozier is coming here in october, and tickets went on sale on the 24th which means of course they're already sold out and only available at 2-4x face value from resellers. and i'm trying to decide if it's worth it to pay $200+ bc i DO desperately want to see him live but a) that's SO MUCH MONEY for not the best seats esp considering b) its an arena show and i'm really not a fan of arena shows as it is

cursing myself for not going to see him when he played the orpheum in 2018, it would've been way cheaper and that's literally THEE perfect venue for him 😭

[ladysophiebeckett]

i just read this and i dont mean to be rude, but the standards in 1998 were low. 

[cabbitz]

I will not lie it was so hard to leave my cat this morning. She was being so loving and just wanted to be held and cuddled and she kept meowing and chirping at me and all I wanted to do is hold her and to go back to bed. 🥲

[diamondnokouzai]

WAIT LMFAO SHE GOT A TAXI AWAY FROM HER DAUGHTER????????????? SJDLKFSLDKJLSKSJKKJ BITCH ILL CALL AN UBER

[riacte]

It started out as a bit, how did it end up like this (it was only a bit, it was only a bit)

It feels like Treebark started out as a haha unserious ongoing bit, but it went on for too long, and now you’re left longingly liking clips of the other talking about you on tumblr.com and wondering how the heck it came to this